Ranking Your PSYCHOTIC Tiktoks

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    Schlatt ranks your AWFUL tiktoks.
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    I asked you guys to send in your FAVORITE tiktoks, your CURSED tiktoks, your WEIRD tiktoks, your SCUFFED tiktoks, or whatever other word I can throw in here for keyword optimization. They were Hilarious, Embarrassing, and Downright Scary at times.
    Edited by davi: / daviisaurr

КОМЕНТАРІ • 10 тис.

  • @jschlattLIVE
    @jschlattLIVE  Рік тому +3345

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  • @the_ethernet
    @the_ethernet Рік тому +44141

    my favorite part of the "ranking your __ tiktoks" series is that schlatt never actually ranks the tiktoks

    • @shadow_rig
      @shadow_rig Рік тому +1910

      Bro, I was just thinking that. It's just an amazing video of an amazing guy with an amazing laugh that is amazingly contagious.

    • @ashmellow78
      @ashmellow78 Рік тому +583

      @Don't want to miss IT'S ALWAYS THE FUCKIN AIR FRYER POTATO WEDGES

    • @pirumlol
      @pirumlol Рік тому +208

      or that he says he asked us to send the tiktoks

    • @user77897
      @user77897 Рік тому +43

      2k likes with 4 replies :0

    • @rohansodhi3007
      @rohansodhi3007 Рік тому +155

      @@ashmellow78 the other guy deleted his comment and now im REALLY curious on what the fuck he said to warrant this reaction

  • @jeepmega629
    @jeepmega629 Рік тому +10240

    I love how Schlatt has been subjected to so many crazy videos that now when he notices one he immediately skips it.

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 Рік тому +3815

    Respect for Scat for going through hours of pain and suffering for us, truly one of the toughest jobs out there, harder then your 9-5 job

    • @cmeoo
      @cmeoo Рік тому +99

      PARDON WHAT DID YOU CALL HIM?

    • @nezuko-chaaaan8623
      @nezuko-chaaaan8623 Рік тому +69

      ahh yes scat

    • @giulioturina2772
      @giulioturina2772 Рік тому +59

      Man, I love Scat

    • @aiden341
      @aiden341 Рік тому +58

      I'm the Scatman
      Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
      Yo da dub dub
      Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
      Yo da dub dub
      (I'm the Scatman)
      Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
      Yo da dub dub
      Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
      Yo da dub dub
      Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
      Bop ba bodda bope
      Be bop ba bodda bope
      Bop ba bodda
      Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope
      Bop ba bodda bope
      Be bop ba bodda bope
      Bop ba bodda bope
      Everybody stutters one way or the other
      So check out my message to you
      As a matter of fact, a-don't let nothin' hold you back
      If the Scatman can do it, so can you
      Everybody's sayin' that the Scatman stutters
      But doesn't ever stutter when he sings
      But what you don't know, I'm gonna tell you right now
      That the stutter and the scat is the same thing
      Yo, I'm the Scatman
      Where's the Scatman?
      I'm the Scatman
      Why should we be pleasin' any politician heathens
      Who would try to change the seasons if they could?
      The state of the condition insults my intuition
      And it only makes me crazy and a heart like wood
      Everybody stutters one way or the other
      So check out my message to you
      As a matter of fact, don't let nothin' hold you back
      If the Scatman can do it, brother, so can you
      I'm the Scatman
      Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
      Bop ba bodda bope
      Be bop ba bodda bope
      Bop ba bodda
      Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope
      Bop ba bodda bope
      Be bop ba bodda bope
      Bop ba bodda bope
      Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
      Yo da dub dub
      Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
      Yo da dub dub
      Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
      Yo da dub dub
      Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
      Yo da dub dub
      Everybody stutters one way or the other
      So check out my message to you
      As a matter of fact, a-don't let nothin' hold you back
      If the Scatman can do it, so can you
      I hear you all ask 'bout the meaning of scat
      Well, I'm the professor, and all I can tell you is
      While you're still sleepin', the saints are still weepin' 'cause
      Things you call dead haven't yet had the chance to be born
      I'm the Scatman
      Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
      Bop ba bodda bope
      Be bop ba bodda bope
      Bop ba bodda
      Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope
      Bop ba bodda bope
      Be bop ba bodda bope
      Bop ba bodda bope
      Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
      Yo da dub dub
      Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
      Yo da dub dub
      Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
      Yo da dub dub
      Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
      (Yo da dub dub) yeah, I'm the Scatman
      Where's the Scatman?
      I'm the Scatman, repeat after me
      It's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody
      I'm the Scatman, sing along with me
      It's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody
      Yeah, I'm the Scatman (I'm the Scatman)
      Bop ba bodda bope
      Be bop ba bodda bope
      Bop ba bodda
      I'm the Scatman (I'm the Scatman)
      Bop ba bodda bope
      Be bop ba bodda bope
      Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
      Bop ba bodda bope
      Be bop ba bodda bope
      Bop ba bodda
      Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope (yeah, I'm the Scatman)
      Bop ba bodda bope (sing along with me)
      Be bop ba bodda bope (it's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody)

    • @lilbirb7106
      @lilbirb7106 Рік тому +20

      then means "at that time" and than is used for comparison (that is what you statement is) please learn the difference i am tired of saying this

  • @creamyjoe-fb6yo
    @creamyjoe-fb6yo 9 днів тому +32

    0:53 apparently Luigi WAS in his realm of expertise

  • @evilnefariousalien
    @evilnefariousalien Рік тому +14423

    cant wait to rewatch this video every 2 weeks until we get the next jschlatt ranking your tiktoks in a few months

    • @wolfiemix
      @wolfiemix Рік тому +315

      I do that too! I rewatch all his tiktok videos several times waiting for a new one :')

    • @helplure
      @helplure Рік тому +119

      I wonder what his next video is gonna be

    • @nickm2015
      @nickm2015 Рік тому +17

      dude facts

    • @bethanyw6480
      @bethanyw6480 Рік тому +23

      i watch each one b4 i go to sleep - his gravelly voice is so soothing 😍😍

    • @RyanSoltani
      @RyanSoltani Рік тому +5

      It’s a schedule at this point

  • @chaninakosovske6567
    @chaninakosovske6567 Рік тому +9833

    Petition to bring back chat for these videos, the dynamic is 1000x much funnier

    • @tkingawesome
      @tkingawesome Рік тому +278

      These aren't livestreamed anymore

    • @KazBodnar
      @KazBodnar Рік тому +239

      @@tkingawesome unfortunately, i loved the vods

    • @TheJadedDragonArts
      @TheJadedDragonArts Рік тому +102

      @@tkingawesome yeah, thats what the petition is for :P

    • @Dude_Bro_Onficial
      @Dude_Bro_Onficial Рік тому +194

      ​@@tkingawesome probly because of all the meth tutorials

    • @wyntmoon
      @wyntmoon Рік тому +117

      @@Dude_Bro_Onficial if the videos are curated by a mod i don’t think they would slip in a couple bombmaking tutorials, must be for another reason

  • @Gokus1fan
    @Gokus1fan Рік тому +4380

    Big respect to shat for owning up to what he did in 99 instead of trying to keep it hidden

    • @zswordsart
      @zswordsart Рік тому +102

      SHAT LMFAOOOO AJSHJSANJAAJ

    • @gojibrad
      @gojibrad Рік тому +79

      shat is crazy 💀

    • @CorruptTypes
      @CorruptTypes Рік тому +49

      huge respect to scat

    • @Branzananza
      @Branzananza Рік тому +39

      Love shit for doing that, so proud of shit 🥰❤️

    • @Anzac1
      @Anzac1 Рік тому +12

      SHAT LMFAOOO

  • @Toaster_Weevil
    @Toaster_Weevil 10 місяців тому +317

    1:20 dude just went through all five stages of grief in about three seconds

  • @Luxus.
    @Luxus. Рік тому +4946

    This Schlatt guy seems like a really nice person. I sure do hope he wasn't involved in any unusual events in 1999.

  • @noakimich120
    @noakimich120 Рік тому +1294

    Schlatt: skips chess video at the start as he is not interested
    Also Schlatt about 6 minutes later: ah yes we got a nice little game of chess

  • @surfwaxer
    @surfwaxer Рік тому +1453

    I cannot wait to forget this channel exists until Schlatt uploads another TikTok reaction video again in a few months

  • @Jakubauke2137
    @Jakubauke2137 16 днів тому +59

    0:44 Yeah this aged badly lmao

  • @Prod-Fresh
    @Prod-Fresh Рік тому +922

    I love schatt so much, honestly having him back is a breath of fresh air

    • @hannah_rwd
      @hannah_rwd Рік тому +18

      Schatt ❤❤

    • @Troves_of_Roses
      @Troves_of_Roses Рік тому +4

      You both spelled shat wrong

    • @hannah_rwd
      @hannah_rwd Рік тому +1

      @@Troves_of_Roses I know. I was making a joke bffr

    • @Troves_of_Roses
      @Troves_of_Roses Рік тому

      @@hannah_rwd my bad bro I’m dyslexic

    • @hannah_rwd
      @hannah_rwd Рік тому

      @@Troves_of_Roses it’s called context lol. You will get there one day👏🏼👏🏼

  • @popculturedata
    @popculturedata Рік тому +3375

    Luigi is just always spitting facts

    • @Jellyshark39
      @Jellyshark39 Рік тому +12

      Fr

    • @SaurianBell
      @SaurianBell Рік тому +95

      when Luigi said:
      "potonotunitanatunanasenatonacanaganghahlasenananasenatenanononolapetaitiniti"
      I felt that

    • @SaurianBell
      @SaurianBell Рік тому +17

      @МеаtСаnуоn 🅥 bot?

    • @depalodor
      @depalodor Рік тому +11

      I just bought more land in the metaverse

    • @Chicken-nugg
      @Chicken-nugg Рік тому +5

      What was she on

  • @dinomite72
    @dinomite72 Рік тому +1554

    I’m so happy that Shat was able to find a new adjective to describe these TikToks 🙏

    • @Kill0trocity
      @Kill0trocity Рік тому +63

      Glad Slit is back for the TikToks

    • @catgod1433
      @catgod1433 Рік тому +58

      Absolutely love Scat rating Tik Toks

    • @RockyFoxxowo
      @RockyFoxxowo Рік тому

      Glad slut is back making these tiktok videos

    • @FreakyGoober1
      @FreakyGoober1 Рік тому +32

      truly love spilt rating Tik Toks

    • @lillkrull1161
      @lillkrull1161 Рік тому +30

      it's amazing shlut is back with the Tik Toks

  • @bo_fox
    @bo_fox 10 місяців тому +54

    7:38 When robots arise to take over humans, that man is the first one they go after.

  • @michaelstiles6701
    @michaelstiles6701 Рік тому +901

    This video actually saved me today. My mother has psychosis and is going through a mental breakdown tonight which is causing her to scream at me at the top of her lungs at 3 in the mourning.
    Your video is so loud its able to drown out her yammering.
    Thank you.

    • @ComplexGhost
      @ComplexGhost Рік тому +20

      @@daisyjoy242
      joke
      noun
      Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.
      A mischievous trick; a prank.
      Something that is of ludicrously poor quality.

    • @thepiemaster2698
      @thepiemaster2698 Рік тому +40

      you know. you can admit someone (especially relatives) to psychiatric hospitals if there's a good enough reason for you to worry about them... just saying, you shouldn't have to bear over with this kind of thing...

    • @thepiemaster2698
      @thepiemaster2698 Рік тому +22

      @@ComplexGhost well sure, could be. But this stuff is just worrying enough that it really doesn't matter until he has said so himselve man... not to mention that it is worriningly specific

    • @daisyjoy242
      @daisyjoy242 Рік тому +1

      @@ComplexGhost ok sorry

    • @thepiemaster2698
      @thepiemaster2698 Рік тому +3

      @@Mattssz nono i know. but the least one can do is show sympathy. and then the person can say "shieeet bro chill full cap" and then shits funny yo

  • @t-hizzle2A
    @t-hizzle2A Рік тому +1592

    Props to schloliosis for making another fantastic video!

  • @nooneyouknow239
    @nooneyouknow239 Рік тому +2954

    I love how unlike literally every UA-camr ever, schlatt acts like he hates his fans.

  • @AdkinsGamer
    @AdkinsGamer 10 місяців тому +151

    Half of these memes i've already seen, I just watch Schlatt's reactions 'cause it's like showing a friend a funny video and them actually laughing or reacting to them.

  • @obamabingchilling
    @obamabingchilling Рік тому +1266

    The reason why jshat takes so long to make a new tiktok reaction video is because he needs to use all 3 braincells to find a new adjective to use. Truly an inspiration for our generation.

    • @blockywow
      @blockywow Рік тому +33

      Stop eating a knife handle

    • @_Boober86_
      @_Boober86_ Рік тому +41

      @@blockywowwhat the hell does that mean

    • @Chroshin
      @Chroshin Рік тому +39

      ​@@_Boober86_ you heard the man, stop eating a knife handle.

    • @4bidn1
      @4bidn1 Рік тому +22

      Jshat? Well he better go clean it up then

    • @Chroshin
      @Chroshin Рік тому +13

      Poor Jshat

  • @garthgourdon643
    @garthgourdon643 Рік тому +2698

    Schlatt flat out labeling the Glaswegian accent "a language that isn't spoken anymore" has sent me beyond the stratosphere.

    • @cheese25600
      @cheese25600 Рік тому +28

      Ya.... the guy in the car..... when he did the prank and stopped the car he knew he had been betrayed.

    • @leangoekce7184
      @leangoekce7184 Рік тому +4

      *scatt

    • @IAmAnItalianPizza
      @IAmAnItalianPizza Рік тому +5

      Its, its scottish

    • @garthgourdon643
      @garthgourdon643 Рік тому +142

      @@IAmAnItalianPizza How about you look up where Glasgow is, you product of America's school system.

    • @kidarufilms6345
      @kidarufilms6345 Рік тому

      ​@@leangoekce7184scat*

  • @RealDatBoi-f4c
    @RealDatBoi-f4c Рік тому +640

    14:09 That is a sand monitor, native to Australia (my country), and is venomous, but not venomous enough to seriously hurt or kill humans. It is a beautiful creature and the reason it is hopping is likely because it is trying to get something, such as food. You were close when you said it was a Komodo dragon since it is of the same genus. Love the videos, keep up the great work!

    • @Coliflower185
      @Coliflower185 10 місяців тому +7

      No way we have them? now I have to get one

    • @Lauren-y8e
      @Lauren-y8e 9 місяців тому +1

      Need alert

    • @legomajinbuu
      @legomajinbuu 9 місяців тому +28

      @@Lauren-y8ecounter point: learning about animals is awesome

    • @bradyharpe6051
      @bradyharpe6051 9 місяців тому +19

      ​@@legomajinbuuConcurring point, if you've ever watched PBS kids then you know that Wild Kratts is awesome because you learn about animals

    • @legomajinbuu
      @legomajinbuu 9 місяців тому +5

      @@bradyharpe6051 that show was a major part of my childhood

  • @037GG
    @037GG 9 місяців тому +14

    I can picture jschlatt playing World of Tanks and, after blowing someone up, saying "Just like in '99!"

  • @Lgnzzz
    @Lgnzzz Рік тому +4194

    Let’s give props to schlurg for creating such an entertaining video

  • @Serpentking789
    @Serpentking789 Рік тому +199

    @14:12 - 14:36 Don't worry JSchlatt, that's not a Komodo Dragon, just a much smaller close cousin (specifically a Nile Monitor if I'm not mistaken). Smaller monitor lizards that are sold on the exotic pet trade thankfully lack the venom that makes Komodo Dragons so deadly and rarely consider anything bigger than a rabbit as food (so the chances of Raptor killing their owner are pretty low). Plus, the remarkably high intelligence of Varanids compared to most other reptiles means that you can even train them to learn a few basic commands or tricks.

    • @s_h_v1.0.87
      @s_h_v1.0.87 Рік тому +8

      Are they chill?

    • @nonexistent1
      @nonexistent1 Рік тому +16

      Yea they chill

    • @s_h_v1.0.87
      @s_h_v1.0.87 Рік тому +8

      @@nonexistent1 feels like I got a new side quest to get one

    • @thecrepeofdeath
      @thecrepeofdeath Рік тому +17

      yep, I still wouldn't recommend them to someone new to pet lizards but they're significantly smaller and less dangerous than komodos. I met one that was trained to walk on a leash and liked head rubs

    • @agentAR67
      @agentAR67 Рік тому

      @@thecrepeofdeath how tf do u train a lizard to like head rubs…. It either likes em or it takes payment in form of fingers

  • @OverHeed
    @OverHeed Рік тому +306

    I love how Schphincter always gives us these insights, like how on September 26th, 2014, he gave me the insight to dispose of the man living by Portland Oregon in the old town garbage dump around 7:36 P.M. thank you, Schlitorus!

  • @bluscout6440
    @bluscout6440 10 місяців тому +29

    The lore behind the guy and the robots is that they took his job.

    • @kroneexe
      @kroneexe Місяць тому +1

      That’s the cost of progress. Has to happen.

    • @faxinspace
      @faxinspace Місяць тому +1

      ​@@kroneexemmm. Nah. Disagree.

    • @kroneexe
      @kroneexe Місяць тому

      @@faxinspace Why?

    • @faxinspace
      @faxinspace Місяць тому +1

      @@kroneexe in today's world, one needs a job in order to survive. As such, "progress" that replaces someone's job with a robot only serves to make the rich richer, and workers will have to struggle with finding work in a shrinking job market.
      Progress should never come at the cost of people's wellbeing and ability to provide for themselves and their family
      Saying it has to happen is the willful acceptance of inflicting suffering on your own neighbors (and potentially yourself) and its stupid.

    • @kroneexe
      @kroneexe Місяць тому +1

      @ if we had to stop progress every time someone had to get a new job we’d still be in the Bronze Age.

  • @Scrumpo
    @Scrumpo Рік тому +642

    I can rewatch this a million times because these videos are so mind numbing I forget 75% of them.

  • @shammanzahn
    @shammanzahn Рік тому +657

    14:37 this might be the most genuine reaction from jschlatt I’ve ever seen lol

  • @thevibingleef5917
    @thevibingleef5917 Рік тому +252

    Just wanna say, thank you schlatt. For toughening up and doing what you did in 99, the family is very proud of you.

  • @NotAMoron42
    @NotAMoron42 8 місяців тому +19

    12:20 “The Schloker” was flabbergasted at the flaccid ring pops

    • @cheeseburgermonkey7104
      @cheeseburgermonkey7104 14 днів тому

      "Schlrazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room filled with rats. And rats make me crazy." was utterly shocked at the sight of the Ring Pop

    • @sillygoober-4-life
      @sillygoober-4-life 6 днів тому

      Shlabbergasted

  • @Justsomeguymaybe
    @Justsomeguymaybe Рік тому +411

    I loved the part where he ranked our terrifying tiktoks, best ranking I've seen in years. Keep up the good work

    • @Savieor
      @Savieor Рік тому

      Truly the greatest Jshatt ranking of all times

  • @Puppetflip
    @Puppetflip Рік тому +553

    The fact he now owns Schlagg which was used to be a fan clips channel is incredibly insane 😭

    • @R4e0fsunshine
      @R4e0fsunshine Рік тому +85

      Yeah like was he always the owner of the channel or did he…do something to the original owner

    • @Puppetflip
      @Puppetflip Рік тому +19

      @@R4e0fsunshine We will never know...

    • @aterrariastarcell5952
      @aterrariastarcell5952 Рік тому +38

      @@R4e0fsunshine he did the thing he did in 1999 to that family of 5

    • @capperbuns
      @capperbuns Рік тому +57

      ​@@Puppetflipyou just never know **pours Teriyaki sauce on your chest**

    • @brandonlong2nd105
      @brandonlong2nd105 Рік тому +13

      The big guy channel: but you didn’t have to cut me off-

  • @tobydadawg
    @tobydadawg Рік тому +188

    18:32 I love how the dude goes from wholesome to devilish so quickly

  • @bobgoodstudent
    @bobgoodstudent 8 місяців тому +14

    At 25:24 it shows an unused thumbnail and video title, of “ranking your WILD TikTok’s” whereas there is only psychotic and unsettling. The wild one may even be a placeholder for this video! Just noticed it a few times and wanted to share

    • @wyntmoon
      @wyntmoon 8 місяців тому

      someone gotta add this to the jschlatt cutting room floor wiki

  • @fadeskywards1245
    @fadeskywards1245 Рік тому +676

    Big respect to Schlicht for making the effort to create content like this.

  • @edi2renzus
    @edi2renzus Рік тому +390

    Schlatt is living in the 2012 youtube era where everyone had 10 channels

    • @shlev13
      @shlev13 Рік тому +7

      Jacksucksatgeography

  • @0OFG
    @0OFG Рік тому +388

    "jschlatt" procrastinating his streams for HALF A YEAR, just to give us a video of him reacting to tiktok
    The grindset of this man

  • @Cub-gaming982
    @Cub-gaming982 8 місяців тому +8

    It’s free jshlatt it’s free
    Don’t shame us for taking FREE THINGS ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD

    • @Cub-gaming982
      @Cub-gaming982 8 місяців тому +1

      (Side note I’ve never stole thugs on the side of the road it’s a joke jshllat)

  • @sovietunion7643
    @sovietunion7643 Рік тому +52

    18:55 schlatt having a rare moment of genuine opinion on relationships is actually really uplifting for some reason.

  • @snakeowski6748
    @snakeowski6748 Рік тому +131

    Imagine looking out your window looking for your DoorDash delivery, and you see some guy with a phone recording the robot with your meal inside of it, and he is just lecturing it for speeding on the sidewalk.

  • @rejfen714
    @rejfen714 Рік тому +501

    It's so nice that Schlatt's family is uploading his last video after he passed away in 100th Sleep deprived podcast video. It's like he is still with us [']

    • @kidbendy
      @kidbendy Рік тому +1

      wait what

    • @irecordwithaphone1856
      @irecordwithaphone1856 Рік тому +56

      ​@@kidbendy You didn't hear? It's really tragic. He shot himself while recording Sleep Deprived Podcast episode 100

    • @kidbendy
      @kidbendy Рік тому +1

      @@irecordwithaphone1856 oof

    • @AFunkyFella
      @AFunkyFella Рік тому +44

      ​@@kidbendy mf responded to a tragedy with "oof" ☠️

    • @kidbendy
      @kidbendy Рік тому +8

      at least the man doesnt have to watch another tiktok

  • @rsparks1104
    @rsparks1104 4 місяці тому +21

    "Put him in a box and run fifty little experiments on him a day, until he turns into goop"
    I would sell my kidney to understand for one moment what it's like to be in Schlatt's head.

  • @icykairo
    @icykairo Рік тому +136

    20:22 Schlatt laughing at himself in the tiktok videoclip is more fascinating than the ones that he'd skipped of the other tiktok clips.

  • @youfool444
    @youfool444 Рік тому +87

    19:15 the sheer confusion and disbelief is just... perfect

  • @Goblin_With_A_Fungus
    @Goblin_With_A_Fungus Рік тому +182

    8:45 You actually can take them, but you have to have a permit, you have to own the land you're taking signs from, and you have to pay a hefty fee. Also, Schlatt, not all of them are stealing stuff. You can actually buy scrapped signs from stores and junkyards.

  • @BillyBob-jc8vr
    @BillyBob-jc8vr 2 місяці тому +14

    4:00 the scruncly

  • @victoriouswinner7745
    @victoriouswinner7745 Рік тому +246

    2 seconds in an schlatt has already made contact with aliens. We’re proud of you, man

  • @ewiwo
    @ewiwo Рік тому +568

    I hate that Im constantly looking forward for schlatt’s tiktok reactions it's too funny and contagious 😭

  • @JakeWilson982
    @JakeWilson982 Рік тому +517

    It’s so funny that “Schlatt” is trying to mimic human emotions, almost got me there😅

  • @SleepyBear_SB
    @SleepyBear_SB 4 дні тому +5

    0:41 I don’t think that is out of his expertise anymore.

  • @Mcytinnit
    @Mcytinnit Рік тому +625

    Honestly props to the guy who goes outside and curses out the ai, comedy gold 😂

    • @EddysonED
      @EddysonED 8 місяців тому +7

      just wait till he finds out about the "I eat ass" ai cover of schlat

    • @CallofFreaky
      @CallofFreaky 7 місяців тому

      @@EddysonED?

  • @hypnotikrobot2751
    @hypnotikrobot2751 Рік тому +107

    50% of schlatt's reactions are him being utterally confused on the logic behind something and the other 50% is him just dying laughing

  • @Mikolaj27389
    @Mikolaj27389 Рік тому +198

    The guy who was terrorizing the robots is 100% being one of the first people killed in a robot apocalypse

    • @dollenrm
      @dollenrm 11 місяців тому +8

      The basilisk is comin for his ass

    • @samurexatlas7373
      @samurexatlas7373 11 місяців тому +4

      He'd be a message or a martyr

  • @stewartbignose
    @stewartbignose 3 місяці тому +7

    1:52 I can confirm that around 17% is intelligible uk English and the rest is ancient runic

  • @captainoofmerica2478
    @captainoofmerica2478 Рік тому +386

    It’s always good to see “Schlatt” talk about the “living beast” especially because of their history together! 😊

  • @vapor-sings
    @vapor-sings Рік тому +186

    9:54 bro was silenced 😔

    • @KRONIXTHEMAN
      @KRONIXTHEMAN Рік тому +11

      By de goomerment 😢

    • @guts2048
      @guts2048 Рік тому +2

      ​@@KRONIXTHEMANby the gooners

  • @BalroomBlitz715
    @BalroomBlitz715 Рік тому +114

    20:13 that look back syncing with the music is perfection

    • @thevessel-real
      @thevessel-real 7 місяців тому +3

      He sounds exactly like Aria Math-Minecraft OST it’s scary😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧

  • @FlipKicker
    @FlipKicker 5 місяців тому +8

    21:12 he seems so genuinely and personally disappointed and pissed at that thing at the same time

  • @knashbrown
    @knashbrown Рік тому +463

    Thank you Schlitoris for creating such entertaining videos! Keep doing you Big Guy 😆😆😆🤣👍

    • @BookofMourne
      @BookofMourne Рік тому +52

      No way you just called bro Schlitoris 💀

    • @normanmai7865
      @normanmai7865 Рік тому +44

      @@BookofMourne wdym he's always been called schlitoris

    • @robianny
      @robianny Рік тому

      clitoris gaming

    • @Bacon-ys2xi
      @Bacon-ys2xi Рік тому +15

      ​@@BookofMourneSchlatussy

    • @colton5604
      @colton5604 Рік тому +11

      @@Bacon-ys2xiSchlock

  • @intergalacticbobcat6185
    @intergalacticbobcat6185 Рік тому +80

    13:34
    In that man’s defense, that wood looks really wet and it is a nightmare to split wood like that with a maul

  • @garretthodsdon3542
    @garretthodsdon3542 Рік тому +47

    0:20 piece of advice DO LET GO OF THE BIKE, if you know you are going to crash throwing the bike away from you is better then trying to land on it

    • @carriejames6818
      @carriejames6818 Рік тому +6

      I crashed my bike into a car once i jumped off so i didn't fly through the windshield

    • @victor.novorski
      @victor.novorski Рік тому +2

      ​@@carriejames6818 You good bruh?

  • @lemono5954
    @lemono5954 9 місяців тому +7

    I 100% agree with Luigi’s opinion on gun control

  • @4thalt
    @4thalt Рік тому +966

    Mad respect to Schlatthew for bringing us some quality memes

  • @edwarddougherty-youp2051
    @edwarddougherty-youp2051 Рік тому +331

    Schlatt being confused by the Scottish accent is great

    • @EnderGoku9001
      @EnderGoku9001 Рік тому +2

      fr

    • @EnderGoku9001
      @EnderGoku9001 Рік тому +4

      imagine that vid was from minx

    • @TObyvruh
      @TObyvruh Рік тому +18

      @@EnderGoku9001 Minx is Irish 💀

    • @Wired_User
      @Wired_User Рік тому +8

      That’s an accent??? I legit thought this was Gaelic or Cornish or some shit 😂

    • @coreythepeanut
      @coreythepeanut Рік тому +5

      @@Wired_User lowkey thought it was lowland scots or whatever that cousin of English is

  • @Shuuwun
    @Shuuwun Рік тому +67

    17:00 The music wasn't loud enough i could still hear what you're saying

  • @masonyoung1502
    @masonyoung1502 5 місяців тому +24

    That “you have to put into your relationships what you take out” to “you have to be fueled by hate transition” was nuts 😂

  • @skyfalling4u
    @skyfalling4u Рік тому +61

    17:42 hes gonna be the first person to die when the robots become aware

  • @paichni3474
    @paichni3474 Рік тому +40

    24:12 if I remember correctly that (or at least some other radioactive material) can be found in smoke alarms, so it’s probably something you can buy but you’d need to disassemble it.

    • @canter1ter
      @canter1ter Рік тому +2

      yeah but its not fucking uranium 238

    • @paichni3474
      @paichni3474 Рік тому +2

      @@canter1ter I looked it up and it’s Americium, which can cause nuclear fission so it’d work. I guess it could be like substituting a part of your recipe when you’re cooking.

  • @damiencaldwell399
    @damiencaldwell399 Рік тому +55

    10:01 none of my ears got to enjoy this part

    • @JackKrivan
      @JackKrivan 7 місяців тому +2

      Its because freebird is playing in the background and snchnapalapogapolas will get a copyright strike

  • @XanTheDragon
    @XanTheDragon 2 місяці тому +13

    It is no longer free.

  • @xpreame3406
    @xpreame3406 Рік тому +600

    Its always a joy when Schlatt uploads a tiktok reaction vid, cause i know its gonna be a drug trip and a half.

    • @TemporaryTown1744
      @TemporaryTown1744 Рік тому +2

      @cats I think it's similar to games as there more fun to play with other people then to just playing by yourselves as it adds more depth and engagment that you wouldn't get before (especially with Tik Tok)
      Also it's Schlatt, he knows how to be entertaining.

    • @lepus9588
      @lepus9588 Рік тому +2

      @@cats-nn2km yeah im pretty tired of it

    • @skarskart
      @skarskart Рік тому +2

      ​@@lepus9588 bro then why are you still here watching them

    • @f_ll_th__bl_nks__8816
      @f_ll_th__bl_nks__8816 Рік тому +2

      Schlibble

    • @lepus9588
      @lepus9588 Рік тому +2

      @@skarskart fair enough

  • @monsterswampstudios
    @monsterswampstudios Рік тому +39

    14:24 hopefully you see this, but Raptor is not a komodo dragon, but rather an argus monitor! They're pretty well-mannered and stay that size for their 15-20 year lifespan.
    Now, if you want to get one that's like a komodo dragon without the violent behaviors, you can get yourself a black throat monitor. They can grow anywhere between 5-7 feet long, and they happen to be one of the most docile monitors out there.
    Thought this would be interesting! If not, that's cool, too.

  • @elixirisamess
    @elixirisamess Рік тому +60

    watching this video gives me comfort, RIP Schlatt fly high big man 🕊️🕊️

    • @La_Mariposana
      @La_Mariposana Рік тому

      What do you mean?

    • @I_Wish_I_Could_See_Jay_Again
      @I_Wish_I_Could_See_Jay_Again Рік тому

      @@La_Mariposana something that happened in 99' but we don't talk about it because I don't know

    • @cowsrbeefy
      @cowsrbeefy Рік тому +10

      @@La_Mariposana he died in a horrific accident while exploring the wreckage of the titanic :( gone but not forgotten

    • @MakinBakindrddf
      @MakinBakindrddf Рік тому

      ITS FAKE

    • @Coercioner
      @Coercioner Рік тому +2

      @@MakinBakindrddfyeah the video was made by ai, sad how people are still falling for the trolls saying he is alive

  • @ramspchuck
    @ramspchuck 10 місяців тому +17

    before 16:46 when the woosh goes woosh, why does my like button go rainbow

  • @slinkydinky8018
    @slinkydinky8018 Рік тому +216

    i've said it before and i will again, these tiktoks are funny, but the interaction schlatt had with the fanbase in the early days of this reaction content was legendary AND they got more views, pls pls pls schlatt do the daily life videos in the reddit

    • @RyanSoltani
      @RyanSoltani Рік тому +3

      Yeah he’s moved on from that

    • @david7800
      @david7800 Рік тому +20

      thats too much effort for him bro

    • @goldengamer4006
      @goldengamer4006 Рік тому

      Can you link me a example? I don't remember the daily life videos

    • @irecordwithaphone1856
      @irecordwithaphone1856 Рік тому +6

      I think his viewer presentation videos were actually pretty great

    • @Some_guys
      @Some_guys Рік тому

      fax

  • @ultimate3000
    @ultimate3000 Рік тому +47

    17:14 almost lost me there, thanks for keeping my attention. if you want to make it better, please add 20 sound effects and subway surfers at the bottom.

    • @pandagamer2746
      @pandagamer2746 7 місяців тому +1

      Don't forget the family Guy, and random mobile game clips

  • @agentlouis9309
    @agentlouis9309 Рік тому +76

    "If you're wondering, I already know"
    Is comedy gold

    • @Goofster-goober
      @Goofster-goober 6 місяців тому +2

      Can he tell us the forecast for next year?

  • @eliteknight9312
    @eliteknight9312 4 дні тому +2

    0:50 Seems fitting now ironically

  • @Mr._Pollo
    @Mr._Pollo Рік тому +30

    19:02 I just like how he progressively gets disappointed in the other videos lmao

  • @Tomato-Icecream
    @Tomato-Icecream Рік тому +42

    Really glad schlatt took 3 months off to recharge his creative battery and deliver a video that is truly innovative, i felt that Ranking Your INSANE Tiktoks just wasn't quite as good as Ranking Your VILE Tiktoks, He really went in a new direction with this video and maybe even surpassed the quality of videos like Ranking Your SCUFFED Tiktoks.

  • @Arukorstza
    @Arukorstza Рік тому +22

    23:45 Really just hit us with the; "If you're struggling right now? That's cringe."

  • @vertigoiswack
    @vertigoiswack 2 місяці тому +8

    6:06 pause there to see smthing real

  • @TwoEyesProductions1
    @TwoEyesProductions1 Рік тому +31

    That Cheerios one genuinely freaked me out. Better than most of the stuff we get in theaters or here.

  • @ArxServator
    @ArxServator Рік тому +62

    21:36 this guy think he the damn once-ler choppin down them trees

  • @AleishaDraws
    @AleishaDraws Рік тому +214

    Let’s be real here, we can technically memorise Schlatt’s advertisement catchphrase and hold up all of our wallets so he can steal our credit cards.

    • @AleishaDraws
      @AleishaDraws Рік тому +2

      @@originaljoke-y5f yes 😭 sadly the show isn’t in the works anymore but rewatching is so funny

    • @MammalianCreature
      @MammalianCreature Рік тому

      Dookie splash

    • @bruv790
      @bruv790 Рік тому

      @@AleishaDraws fart butt

  • @reveoli1
    @reveoli1 Місяць тому +20

    10:05 Is it just me or does it go silent here??

    • @pawsthefolf8842
      @pawsthefolf8842 Місяць тому +4

      Same!

    • @Izbjorn
      @Izbjorn Місяць тому +11

      It’s cuz they don’t want it to look like he condones drinking and driving

    • @AsralPluto
      @AsralPluto Місяць тому +7

      Copyrighted music likely

    • @grenhunterr
      @grenhunterr Місяць тому +6

      Free Bird (the song) is copyrighted and he was asked to remove it

    • @barryastley
      @barryastley 21 день тому

      same

  • @MedekYT
    @MedekYT Рік тому +96

    Ai is getting SO much better! It's imitated "shlinker bell" perfectly! 😃
    rip JShart 🙏
    It's a bit scary that the ai can go live too 😦

  • @baconlord00
    @baconlord00 Рік тому +18

    18:35 lol the switch up, like who hurt bro

  • @ineedmoreboulets1
    @ineedmoreboulets1 Рік тому +67

    I don't think this man knows how much power he has over our lives... simply 29 minutes of video was able to make my day so much better.

  • @EthanMeder-ms5mz
    @EthanMeder-ms5mz 15 днів тому +7

    0:55 well well well...

    • @PRINTORO
      @PRINTORO 13 днів тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @theskribblesiblings5778
    @theskribblesiblings5778 Рік тому +36

    When the world needed him most, he returned...bringing more tiktoks. I fear for this generation.

  • @cornybread5677
    @cornybread5677 Рік тому +91

    I like how schlatt still had his headphones on while he was listening to his drink spin. truly a top tier connoisseur (9:48)

  • @a_idiot267
    @a_idiot267 Рік тому +70

    23:19 why does he look like the bottom of a gripping sock

  • @erroscovubasto2272
    @erroscovubasto2272 29 днів тому +2

    22:15 I'm not even lying. I had a Durex ad right at that part

  • @matteotorelli6497
    @matteotorelli6497 Рік тому +37

    Bro, I swear half of the times I've laughed during this video is because of Schlatt's laugh, it's so contagious

  • @pwikkerink
    @pwikkerink Рік тому +63

    Glad to see Scmatt back at the tik tok rankings!!

    • @TheproGamer_Z
      @TheproGamer_Z Рік тому

      you have commited horibble war crimes and have to be punished!

  • @MrMariokart64
    @MrMariokart64 Рік тому +16

    9:31 People don't realize, sommeliers make a ridiculous amount of money for something as easy as telling you what pairs best with your food