Ranking Your PSYCHOTIC Tiktoks
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Schlatt ranks your AWFUL tiktoks.
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I asked you guys to send in your FAVORITE tiktoks, your CURSED tiktoks, your WEIRD tiktoks, your SCUFFED tiktoks, or whatever other word I can throw in here for keyword optimization. They were Hilarious, Embarrassing, and Downright Scary at times.
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When my dad beats me because he drank bud black:
Bro same
Same
"1 minute ago" i feel honoured
NEW UPLOAD!!!
my favorite part of the "ranking your __ tiktoks" series is that schlatt never actually ranks the tiktoks
Bro, I was just thinking that. It's just an amazing video of an amazing guy with an amazing laugh that is amazingly contagious.
@Don't want to miss IT'S ALWAYS THE FUCKIN AIR FRYER POTATO WEDGES
or that he says he asked us to send the tiktoks
2k likes with 4 replies :0
@@ashmellow78 the other guy deleted his comment and now im REALLY curious on what the fuck he said to warrant this reaction
I really admire seeing Scat again, almost as much as I admire his sense of security while he sleeps, and how he has 2 plausible points of entry in his residence
Scat
Fool. He has 3, however, 2 are trapped home alone style
You admire the process of expelling feces?
@@evolutiongamer9573 third ones a fools errand he keeps a glock with him always
yall really forgot about the dog door
Honestly props to the guy who goes outside and curses out the ai, comedy gold 😂
just wait till he finds out about the "I eat ass" ai cover of schlat
14:09 That is a sand monitor, native to Australia (my country), and is venomous, but not venomous enough to seriously hurt or kill humans. It is a beautiful creature and the reason it is hopping is likely because it is trying to get something, such as food. You were close when you said it was a Komodo dragon since it is of the same genus. Love the videos, keep up the great work!
No way we have them? now I have to get one
Need alert
@@user-gu3db1sr5ucounter point: learning about animals is awesome
@@thefisher196Concurring point, if you've ever watched PBS kids then you know that Wild Kratts is awesome because you learn about animals
@@bradyharpe6051 that show was a major part of my childhood
I love how Schlatt has been subjected to so many crazy videos that now when he notices one he immediately skips it.
@МеаtСаnуоn 🅥 What really sucks is that you are also a bot
Schlibble
This feels like being rickrolled so many times you can remember the link or just predict it.
Hes getting good
LOOK ITS MY FAVORITE WHITE BOI 🫵
cant wait to rewatch this video every 2 weeks until we get the next jschlatt ranking your tiktoks in a few months
I do that too! I rewatch all his tiktok videos several times waiting for a new one :')
I wonder what his next video is gonna be
dude facts
Literally what i do☠️
i watch each one b4 i go to sleep - his gravelly voice is so soothing 😍😍
It’s always good to see “Schlatt” talk about the “living beast” especially because of their history together! 😊
"Put him in a box and run 50 little experiments on him a day, until he turns into goop." Is my new favourite phrase.
This Schlatt guy seems like a really nice person. I sure do hope he wasn't involved in any unusual events in 1999.
A
Yeah that sure would be awful
2001*
I sure do wonder what jschlatt was doing on September 8th of 2022
Well guess what...
Petition to bring back chat for these videos, the dynamic is 1000x much funnier
These aren't livestreamed anymore
@@tkingawesome unfortunately, i loved the vods
@@tkingawesome yeah, thats what the petition is for :P
@@tkingawesome probly because of all the meth tutorials
@@Dude_Bro_Onficial if the videos are curated by a mod i don’t think they would slip in a couple bombmaking tutorials, must be for another reason
20:13 that look back syncing with the music is perfection
"If you're wondering, I already know"
Is comedy gold
Respect for Scat for going through hours of pain and suffering for us, truly one of the toughest jobs out there, harder then your 9-5 job
PARDON WHAT DID YOU CALL HIM?
ahh yes scat
Man, I love Scat
I'm the Scatman
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
(I'm the Scatman)
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact, a-don't let nothin' hold you back
If the Scatman can do it, so can you
Everybody's sayin' that the Scatman stutters
But doesn't ever stutter when he sings
But what you don't know, I'm gonna tell you right now
That the stutter and the scat is the same thing
Yo, I'm the Scatman
Where's the Scatman?
I'm the Scatman
Why should we be pleasin' any politician heathens
Who would try to change the seasons if they could?
The state of the condition insults my intuition
And it only makes me crazy and a heart like wood
Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact, don't let nothin' hold you back
If the Scatman can do it, brother, so can you
I'm the Scatman
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact, a-don't let nothin' hold you back
If the Scatman can do it, so can you
I hear you all ask 'bout the meaning of scat
Well, I'm the professor, and all I can tell you is
While you're still sleepin', the saints are still weepin' 'cause
Things you call dead haven't yet had the chance to be born
I'm the Scatman
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
(Yo da dub dub) yeah, I'm the Scatman
Where's the Scatman?
I'm the Scatman, repeat after me
It's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody
I'm the Scatman, sing along with me
It's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody
Yeah, I'm the Scatman (I'm the Scatman)
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda
I'm the Scatman (I'm the Scatman)
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope (yeah, I'm the Scatman)
Bop ba bodda bope (sing along with me)
Be bop ba bodda bope (it's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody)
then means "at that time" and than is used for comparison (that is what you statement is) please learn the difference i am tired of saying this
Big respect to shat for owning up to what he did in 99 instead of trying to keep it hidden
SHAT LMFAOOOO AJSHJSANJAAJ
shat is crazy 💀
huge respect to scat
Love shit for doing that, so proud of shit 🥰❤️
SHAT LMFAOOO
Good job to Schblogusberg and his crew for delivering us a fine video once again!
Random parson: *does something slightly above the average skill level"
shlatt: "OFFICER! ARREST THIS MAN!!"
Luigi is just always spitting facts
Fr
when Luigi said:
"potonotunitanatunanasenatonacanaganghahlasenananasenatenanononolapetaitiniti"
I felt that
@МеаtСаnуоn 🅥 bot?
I just bought more land in the metaverse
What was she on
I cannot wait to forget this channel exists until Schlatt uploads another TikTok reaction video again in a few months
fr
i love how scared he get's whenever there's a video with his face
4:42 was having a mental breakdown, turned this vid on to try and relax, and did the same reaction as schlatt. Yes I watch meme reaction vids after mental breakdowns, funny Haha’s distract me from life.
Schlatt: skips chess video at the start as he is not interested
Also Schlatt about 6 minutes later: ah yes we got a nice little game of chess
The plane:
Bro did my boy Gotham dirty
Nine times out of eleven, he skips them
he doesnt even skip them, he just does not upload the full ass stream
@@cheddarsunchipsyes8144 bro that shut was so funny tho 💀💀
The reason why jshat takes so long to make a new tiktok reaction video is because he needs to use all 3 braincells to find a new adjective to use. Truly an inspiration for our generation.
Stop eating a knife handle
@@blockywowwhat the hell does that mean
@@_Boober86_ you heard the man, stop eating a knife handle.
Jshat? Well he better go clean it up then
Poor Jshat
The character arc behind that player tips coach was insane 💯💯💯
I love this part 27:36 bro started singing it 😭
Schlatt flat out labeling the Glaswegian accent "a language that isn't spoken anymore" has sent me beyond the stratosphere.
Ya.... the guy in the car..... when he did the prank and stopped the car he knew he had been betrayed.
*scatt
Its, its scottish
@@IAmAnItalianPizza How about you look up where Glasgow is, you product of America's school system.
@@leangoekce7184scat*
I’m so happy that Shat was able to find a new adjective to describe these TikToks 🙏
Glad Slit is back for the TikToks
Absolutely love Scat rating Tik Toks
Glad slut is back making these tiktok videos
truly love spilt rating Tik Toks
it's amazing shlut is back with the Tik Toks
Im so happy to see sckhlooga back ranking tiktoks again!
I really vibe with Schlatt trying to stop the "free signs" trend... I think he is saying that all medical and construction equipment are also free, not just the signs.
I love how unlike literally every UA-camr ever, schlatt acts like he hates his fans.
He does hate us
He unironically does dislike us half the time
@@YaBoiAshX Lol
I hate all of humanity
lordminion777 / wade barnes
Props to schloliosis for making another fantastic video!
@Teronaxben dover
@@JejejjeojewejedevBen Dover and tou chmyass jr
@@poison-LICKTHEPOISON 13 minutes ago
@@JejejjeojewejedevSir Rawd Hog M. Yass XXVI
SCHLOLIOSIS😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
One second in and I’m already dying of laughter😭-
16:30 bruh tried shredding it burying it and burning it to get it not to melt wtf
This video actually saved me today. My mother has psychosis and is going through a mental breakdown tonight which is causing her to scream at me at the top of her lungs at 3 in the mourning.
Your video is so loud its able to drown out her yammering.
Thank you.
@@daisyjoy242
joke
noun
Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.
A mischievous trick; a prank.
Something that is of ludicrously poor quality.
you know. you can admit someone (especially relatives) to psychiatric hospitals if there's a good enough reason for you to worry about them... just saying, you shouldn't have to bear over with this kind of thing...
@@ComplexGhost well sure, could be. But this stuff is just worrying enough that it really doesn't matter until he has said so himselve man... not to mention that it is worriningly specific
@@ComplexGhost ok sorry
@@Mattssz nono i know. but the least one can do is show sympathy. and then the person can say "shieeet bro chill full cap" and then shits funny yo
Let’s give props to schlurg for creating such an entertaining video
schlurg 😭
schlurg
massive props to shlorgg!
Props to shlgrog
big props to schlit
You're a proper big brain Yankee and I luv it my guy. Funny af too. I'm a Yinzer so I get you're humor and you keep me laughing too damn loud while my wife and kids are sleeping. You're not the regular Cali living vegetarian UA-camr.
the fact he just has a handle of tito’s on his desk is crazy 💀
I can rewatch this a million times because these videos are so mind numbing I forget 75% of them.
so true
i do that
Absolutely
The fact he now owns Schlagg which was used to be a fan clips channel is incredibly insane 😭
Yeah like was he always the owner of the channel or did he…do something to the original owner
@@R4e0fsunshine We will never know...
@@R4e0fsunshine he did the thing he did in 1999 to that family of 5
@@Puppetflipyou just never know **pours Teriyaki sauce on your chest**
The big guy channel: but you didn’t have to cut me off-
I swear we are driving shlatt more insane than he was in 99
1:20 dude just went through all five stages of grief in about three seconds
@14:12 - 14:36 Don't worry JSchlatt, that's not a Komodo Dragon, just a much smaller close cousin (specifically a Nile Monitor if I'm not mistaken). Smaller monitor lizards that are sold on the exotic pet trade thankfully lack the venom that makes Komodo Dragons so deadly and rarely consider anything bigger than a rabbit as food (so the chances of Raptor killing their owner are pretty low). Plus, the remarkably high intelligence of Varanids compared to most other reptiles means that you can even train them to learn a few basic commands or tricks.
Are they chill?
Yea they chill
@@nonexistent1 feels like I got a new side quest to get one
yep, I still wouldn't recommend them to someone new to pet lizards but they're significantly smaller and less dangerous than komodos. I met one that was trained to walk on a leash and liked head rubs
@@thecrepeofdeath how tf do u train a lizard to like head rubs…. It either likes em or it takes payment in form of fingers
14:37 this might be the most genuine reaction from jschlatt I’ve ever seen lol
he broke character 😭
Video games with no bacon _😭_
18:36
@neilgoodman6130 you can do italic emojis? _🤔_
"Put him in a box and run 50 lil experiments on him a day, until he turns to goop"
Schlabb, that's real specific and gruesome
14:21 is the reason I started watching Scat
I love how Schphincter always gives us these insights, like how on September 26th, 2014, he gave me the insight to dispose of the man living by Portland Oregon in the old town garbage dump around 7:36 P.M. thank you, Schlitorus!
Schphincter.
funny how he did something else like that 15 days and 13 years prior
The mighty Schlesticle
schlattussy
Didn't you mean Schart?
I love schatt so much, honestly having him back is a breath of fresh air
Schatt ❤❤
You both spelled shat wrong
@@Troves_of_Roses I know. I was making a joke bffr
@@hannah_rwd my bad bro I’m dyslexic
@@Troves_of_Roses it’s called context lol. You will get there one day👏🏼👏🏼
Props to Schit for personally ranking each and every tiktok
That Cheerios one genuinely freaked me out. Better than most of the stuff we get in theaters or here.
Imagine looking out your window looking for your DoorDash delivery, and you see some guy with a phone recording the robot with your meal inside of it, and he is just lecturing it for speeding on the sidewalk.
I would pretend to be a disappointment parent when I open the door for the robot
:(
Schlatt is living in the 2012 youtube era where everyone had 10 channels
Jacksucksatgeography
Half of these memes i've already seen, I just watch Schlatt's reactions 'cause it's like showing a friend a funny video and them actually laughing or reacting to them.
4:50 or so. Schlatt, that is milk.
Bull milk
The guy who was terrorizing the robots is 100% being one of the first people killed in a robot apocalypse
The basilisk is comin for his ass
He'd be a message or a martyr
9:54 bro was silenced 😔
By de goomerment 😢
@@KRONIXTHEMANby the gooners
If the ephedrine or pseudoephedrine isn't already in pure powder form, then it must be separated from the tablets of cold medicine that contain it. To do this, the cold medicine tablets are mixed with a solvent and the solution is then filtered and exposed to low temperatures to separate and remove the inert material of the tablet.
The pure pseudoephedrine is then mixed with red phosphorus and hydriodic acid.
The red phosphorus is then filtered out (and later reused), and the remaining acid is neutralized by adding a lye solution.
A substance is added that will bind to the meth, and the liquid meth is then drained out.
Hydrogen chloride gas is bubbled through the liquid meth, making it a crystalline hydrochloride salt.
This is poured through a filter cloth, and the meth that is left on the filter is then dried.
Once dry, the meth is "stepped on" (mixed down with inert filler in order to maximize profits), weighed and packaged for shipment or sale.
27:26 thats awesome
It’s so funny that “Schlatt” is trying to mimic human emotions, almost got me there😅
So silly
Schl"ai"tt
He is evolving 🎉
He said the n word around this time 7:02
@@BeepPlayz777good
"jschlatt" procrastinating his streams for HALF A YEAR, just to give us a video of him reacting to tiktok
The grindset of this man
Nothing gets me like schlatt calling things beasts
Yknow scat has always been my fave tube person ngl, thanks scatty
19:15 the sheer confusion and disbelief is just... perfect
10:01 none of my ears got to enjoy this part
lol i thought it was my phone
That Biden one was an ode to Mr. Sark and APL on old Machinima Respawn Inbox! Worth binging, I promise.
you know its a good day when schliangle uploads
It's so nice that Schlatt's family is uploading his last video after he passed away in 100th Sleep deprived podcast video. It's like he is still with us [']
wait what
@@kidbendy You didn't hear? It's really tragic. He shot himself while recording Sleep Deprived Podcast episode 100
@@irecordwithaphone1856 oof
@@kidbendy mf responded to a tragedy with "oof" ☠️
at least the man doesnt have to watch another tiktok
Big respect to Schlicht for making the effort to create content like this.
I love jschliggs content
@@Hollow-gym jschit is such a good youtuber
Jshat is great
man i love jschoobydoo
It's spelled SchAgg you guys
23:56 You couldn't even follow that recipe without an industrial sized building to work in anyhow, and the materials are hella expensive. The FBI wouldn't knock on your door for showing that.
im PRETTY SURE the tiktok around 1:44 was spoken in Gaelic.
18:32 I love how the dude goes from wholesome to devilish so quickly
Bro was fed up of people not taking his advice
I loved the part where he ranked our terrifying tiktoks, best ranking I've seen in years. Keep up the good work
Truly the greatest Jshatt ranking of all times
Bro that cripple video had me crippled in pain from laughing
13:31 shlatt doesnt touch grass so he cant tell the differences between wood
Schlatt being confused by the Scottish accent is great
fr
imagine that vid was from minx
@@EnderGoku9001 Minx is Irish 💀
That’s an accent??? I legit thought this was Gaelic or Cornish or some shit 😂
@@Wired_User lowkey thought it was lowland scots or whatever that cousin of English is
Mad respect to Schlatthew for bringing us some quality memes
schlatthew? really? thats what we're calling him now?
@@eliastheret7369 schlingleberry
s c h l i n g l e b e r r y
@@potaotskin2140 Schletter
@@StillSpaceySchlonathan
0:30
Even the headphones felt that
i love watching jschlatt watching tiktoks 7-9 months after the video comes out
8:45 You actually can take them, but you have to have a permit, you have to own the land you're taking signs from, and you have to pay a hefty fee. Also, Schlatt, not all of them are stealing stuff. You can actually buy scrapped signs from stores and junkyards.
could you provide the timestamp where he asked
@@kyberwick8107 6:90
And there are people who make and sell street signs and post videos of the process on UA-cam.
Its free
@@theratthatgotyeeted **Muffled screaming**
Just wanna say, thank you schlatt. For toughening up and doing what you did in 99, the family is very proud of you.
I really appreciate the effort that jshat puts into these Ngl
I love how I have seen someone of these video and didn't think they were funny but when I see them on one of schlatts vid I laughed my ass of bc of his laugh
I hate that Im constantly looking forward for schlatt’s tiktok reactions it's too funny and contagious 😭
ua-cam.com/video/mCfYi7634rU/v-deo.html
Next video next year
Stockholm syndrome
@@Gomberto2000 Nigga
17:00 The music wasn't loud enough i could still hear what you're saying
Mad respect to Schlatthew for bringing us some quality memes. Props to schloliosis for making another fantastic video!.
12:20 “The Schloker” was flabbergasted at the flaccid ring pops
20:22 Schlatt laughing at himself in the tiktok videoclip is more fascinating than the ones that he'd skipped of the other tiktok clips.
18:55 schlatt having a rare moment of genuine opinion on relationships is actually really uplifting for some reason.
The third pro tip is so hard, I made several attempts but the cinder block washed away, the rope snapped, I fell into a lake, the bomb was a dud, I developed antibodies way quicker than others, the hit man missed and now they locked me in a white room with white clothes , it’s driving me crazy, crazy I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, the rats made me crazy, crazy-
24:56 Nurgle has been looking for some new recruits, and he thinks you will do a great job
NECRONS > ALL! GLORY TO THE INFINITE EMPIRE!
i wanna give props to splotch for making such an entertaining and beautiful video even after the events of 99
Blud called him “splotch” 😭😭😭💀💀💀
@@spippy8522bud said blud💀
@@harmless_hades33buddy said bud said blud
@@Bonk_RN pal said buddy said bud said blud
@@Sadlysandrabro said pal said buddy said bud said blud
2 seconds in an schlatt has already made contact with aliens. We’re proud of you, man
main tok in this video:
man talking to robots
0:31 this is how you get trust issues early
50% of schlatt's reactions are him being utterally confused on the logic behind something and the other 50% is him just dying laughing
17:42 hes gonna be the first person to die when the robots become aware
The player tip progression has me in tears
We’ve actually made some good song remakes using your beautiful voice Schlatt
17:14 almost lost me there, thanks for keeping my attention. if you want to make it better, please add 20 sound effects and subway surfers at the bottom.
Its always a joy when Schlatt uploads a tiktok reaction vid, cause i know its gonna be a drug trip and a half.
@cats I think it's similar to games as there more fun to play with other people then to just playing by yourselves as it adds more depth and engagment that you wouldn't get before (especially with Tik Tok)
Also it's Schlatt, he knows how to be entertaining.
@@cats-nn2km yeah im pretty tired of it
@@lepus9588 bro then why are you still here watching them
Schlibble
@@thatoneoscar6335 fair enough
i love scoliosis's videos like this