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  • @TheBlakeGG
    @TheBlakeGG 2 роки тому +37927

    Schlatt, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. I have been able to unlock my true potential due to this stream and I owe my life life to you. I feel and see things no other being can sense. I am feeling things unimaginable to the human brain. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable and my brain can comprehend things that others cannot. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience.

    • @jschlattLIVE
      @jschlattLIVE  2 роки тому +16606

      Schlatt, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. I have been able to unlock my true potential due to this stream and I owe my life life to you. I feel and see things no other being can sense. I am feeling things unimaginable to the human brain. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable and my brain can comprehend things that others cannot. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience.

    • @incription
      @incription 2 роки тому +2830

      Schlatt, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. I have been able to unlock my true potential due to this stream and I owe my life life to you. I feel and see things no other being can sense. I am feeling things unimaginable to the human brain. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable and my brain can comprehend things that others cannot. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience.

    • @lukelawson3304
      @lukelawson3304 2 роки тому +1

      @Tommy Gaming 🅥 L

    • @evansevans1770
      @evansevans1770 2 роки тому +1702

      @@jschlattLIVE Schlatt, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. I have been able to unlock my true potential due to this stream and I owe my life life to you. I feel and see things no other being can sense. I am feeling things unimaginable to the human brain. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable and my brain can comprehend things that others cannot. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience.

    • @mrlumur
      @mrlumur 2 роки тому +1091

      Schlatt, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. I have been able to unlock my true potential due to this stream and I owe my life life to you. I feel and see things no other being can sense. I am feeling things unimaginable to the human brain. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable and my brain can comprehend things that others cannot. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience.

  • @arkkangell
    @arkkangell 2 роки тому +13689

    watching schlatt blush every time that one guy comes on is so funny

    • @TheWiseMysticalTree
      @TheWiseMysticalTree 2 роки тому +988

      It’s his husband so of course he’s going to blush

    • @snowman6645
      @snowman6645 2 роки тому +96

      Kumala

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea 2 роки тому +155

      “Schlatt”

    • @kelpq1u
      @kelpq1u 2 роки тому +11

      🌞

    • @thefirewizards8481
      @thefirewizards8481 2 роки тому +222

      As a representative of my esteemed client 'schlitt', I must inform you that for legal reasons he was not blushing, merely reallocating blood to his cheeks in self-defense

  • @filorux3242
    @filorux3242 2 роки тому +26037

    The Hershey's kiss was definitely the most unsettling one💀

    • @linnonline
      @linnonline 2 роки тому +640

      Damn bots overtaking your replys

    • @lakehuntist1459
      @lakehuntist1459 2 роки тому +18

      I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

    • @click9779
      @click9779 2 роки тому +343

      @@lakehuntist1459 who are you

    • @mariomaker69420
      @mariomaker69420 2 роки тому +380

      he coulda just said “wanna share one?” and it would have been so much more effective than that wimp ass line

    • @Jervenshmine
      @Jervenshmine 2 роки тому +99

      @@lakehuntist1459 you're not that guy pal. You aren't even a bot. Get a bot if you're gonna be annoying like this lol

  • @andrewTVF
    @andrewTVF 2 роки тому +9363

    I love how Schlatt's community consists of finding one style of video and sending it the whole stream

    • @Maplee.MP3
      @Maplee.MP3 2 роки тому +64

      It’s so true though💀😂

    • @jetster4117
      @jetster4117 2 роки тому +273

      As soon as I saw that eye contact dude I knew damn well it was gon be the running gag this vid

    • @sloomdayer2747
      @sloomdayer2747 2 роки тому +13

      Schlatt's fans are kind of annoying.

    • @Maplee.MP3
      @Maplee.MP3 2 роки тому +107

      @@sloomdayer2747 sometimes they choose genuinely funny content though, and I swear they all understand the assignment within minutes somehow-

    • @fishyfish6236
      @fishyfish6236 2 роки тому +8

      Do you know about the videos that start off normal, cut to a second of dudes kissing and then go back to normal?

  • @JamesCoffey-hk2tw
    @JamesCoffey-hk2tw 7 місяців тому +356

    What’s your favorite candy? “ hersheys kiss” hersheys kiss? Had me dying

    • @ItsZuba
      @ItsZuba 2 місяці тому +1

      God loves you all and has a plan for your life

    • @GooberButGoofy
      @GooberButGoofy Місяць тому +1

      ​@@ItsZuba wrong vid blud

  • @Jonathan-oe5vz
    @Jonathan-oe5vz 2 роки тому +3850

    Schlatt speaking broken ass Swedish was funny as hell for some reason.

    • @popoeti3215
      @popoeti3215 2 роки тому +153

      kvarg vanilj

    • @vincentdreemurr
      @vincentdreemurr 2 роки тому +92

      @@popoeti3215 quark vanilla

    • @jerrunholt5571
      @jerrunholt5571 2 роки тому +81

      He does it so confidently too

    • @renified
      @renified 2 роки тому

      @just i c e ua-cam.com/video/ZmP4VwbbaCg/v-deo.html

    • @Gwoofus
      @Gwoofus 2 роки тому +18

      I was laughing so hard at that part

  • @IJNAoba9-25-26
    @IJNAoba9-25-26 2 роки тому +7957

    Timestamp of the times Schlatt encountered "The Dude"
    2:40 - UFO
    8:50 - What you lookin' at?
    12:36 - Make you smile
    15:23 - Gym Encounter
    17:39 - Type of Food
    20:29 - Staring at you
    23:42 - Hersey Kiss

    • @TheWiseMysticalTree
      @TheWiseMysticalTree 2 роки тому

      You mean his husband? Also not related but fuck the guy who invented bots. They are swarming this channel

    • @nestalker117
      @nestalker117 2 роки тому +395

      SCP-912 "The Dude"

    • @lakehuntist1459
      @lakehuntist1459 2 роки тому +6

      I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

    • @AidenTRP
      @AidenTRP 2 роки тому +109

      I just want to say that I am sorry that this reply thread was ruined by so many bots.. this was probably the best comment on this video 😭

    • @nohlol
      @nohlol 2 роки тому +17

      @leaked footage WHY IS IT JUST AIRFRYER POTATO WEDGES

  • @_Justkidding1
    @_Justkidding1 2 роки тому +11971

    Schlatt is gonna need another 3-5 month break from the Hershey's kiss one 😭

    • @joshc5613
      @joshc5613 2 роки тому +161

      it was good while it lasted

    • @santosgt8938
      @santosgt8938 2 роки тому +78

      SAME PFP LESGOOO

    • @_Justkidding1
      @_Justkidding1 2 роки тому +65

      @@santosgt8938 LETS GO????

    • @MrMemeThief
      @MrMemeThief 2 роки тому +38

      You mean "Shat " is gonna "need" another 3-5 month break

    • @saikitonia
      @saikitonia 2 роки тому +4

      u made me watch the whole damn video

  • @Bluejay1919
    @Bluejay1919 4 місяці тому +137

    Rumor says if you feed a hippo a pumpkin before Halloween. That’s not a hippo anymore. That’s a vampire.

    • @Bluejay1919
      @Bluejay1919 4 місяці тому +9

      If you know you know

    • @warthunder7730
      @warthunder7730 2 місяці тому +6

      ​@@Bluejay1919Those who nose👃👃👃💀💀💀

    • @Tricanity
      @Tricanity 2 місяці тому +4

      I love vampires

    • @Tricanity
      @Tricanity 2 місяці тому +1

      eh weeh weeh weeh weeh sheweh

    • @Λεμόνι
      @Λεμόνι Місяць тому +1

      I love vampires

  • @lilmissemi
    @lilmissemi 2 роки тому +3871

    Schlatt: these are some of the worst ones so far
    Also schlatt: *laughing hysterically*

    • @capyblap1249
      @capyblap1249 2 роки тому +4

      damn

    • @renified
      @renified 2 роки тому +2

      @yesthis the clip you lookin for: ua-cam.com/video/ZmP4VwbbaCg/v-deo.html

    • @Vulcan.
      @Vulcan. 2 роки тому +4

      worst=best

    • @emmgee6957
      @emmgee6957 2 роки тому +4

      that's the point, the worse they are the better the laughs

    • @Real_hh
      @Real_hh 2 роки тому +2

      Less good ones but the ones that are good are fucking awesome

  • @Repsak07
    @Repsak07 2 роки тому +2084

    Shlatt reacting and reading Swedish was the funniest thing I’ve ever heard 7:57

    • @the_great_magicman1877
      @the_great_magicman1877 2 роки тому +146

      Someone in chat asking if its rusian is what kills me, does swedish look THAT weird to non natives?

    • @mrtimurer
      @mrtimurer 2 роки тому +82

      @@the_great_magicman1877 Russian is using different letters and everything and swedish is mostly same letters as English but just funny. Idk how people could confuse the two.

    • @LONGSLEEVERICKY
      @LONGSLEEVERICKY 2 роки тому +7

      @@the_great_magicman1877 it's not so much that it looks weird, the words just sound funny

    • @the_great_magicman1877
      @the_great_magicman1877 2 роки тому +12

      @@LONGSLEEVERICKY he didnt sound russian when he said it, and the spelling is a dead giveaway, since its the wrong alphabet, hence I assumed that it was the vowels and spelling that made the viewer believe it to be russian

    • @AryaPDipa
      @AryaPDipa 2 роки тому +8

      I was not listening to this part on the side and I thought he was talking simlish

  • @LovesickJo
    @LovesickJo 6 місяців тому +77

    EVIL WIZARD sits in his car casting DARK MANIPULATION MAGICKS on STRANGERS from the internet, FORCING them to SMILE.

  • @TheSteeltec
    @TheSteeltec 2 роки тому +4174

    That hershy's kiss statement was powerful enough to send Shlatt to the backrooms

  • @NukaKappa
    @NukaKappa 2 роки тому +4950

    I love how, throughout all the chaos and jokes about murder and acts of heinous crimes, his chat is always going to have usually a pride sticker every 4-6 seconds

    • @megafoni
      @megafoni 2 роки тому +209

      @The wock This better not be the fucking potato wedges again

    • @ButtonMasherReal
      @ButtonMasherReal 2 роки тому +81

      @@megafoni He clicked on the link 😂😂😂

    • @boxbuddds
      @boxbuddds 2 роки тому +33

      @The wock Will this be the bloody potatoes lmao 🗿 ima check later

    • @boxbuddds
      @boxbuddds 2 роки тому +30

      omfg it is 💀

    • @ma.2089
      @ma.2089 2 роки тому +58

      @@megafoni I always ignored the bots, I expected them to lead me to some scam, or some disturbing video
      You gave me the courage to actually click, and Instead of anything horrific it was just potato wedges lol

  • @KyoArchive_main
    @KyoArchive_main 2 роки тому +5211

    i can't believe we viewers have the power to gaslight schlatt into making him question his own sexuality

    • @borger7171
      @borger7171 2 роки тому +248

      oh he isnt questioning. he knows.

    • @curvingfyre6810
      @curvingfyre6810 2 роки тому

      My dude
      jschlatt has always been gay

    • @elite9237
      @elite9237 2 роки тому +237

      Oh no, dear viewer, you are horribly mistaken, he has the power to gaslight his audience into thinking they have the power to gaslight him into thinking he's gay
      It's all been a game, a ruse

    • @KyoArchive_main
      @KyoArchive_main 2 роки тому +76

      @@elite9237 but does he know that we can also counter that by manipulating his mind and making him think he's the very mastermind of the horrible incident of 1999?

    • @curvingfyre6810
      @curvingfyre6810 2 роки тому +38

      @@elite9237 I mean, that's true, but only because he was already gay, without any gaslighting.

  • @gayandvibing9743
    @gayandvibing9743 8 місяців тому +42

    Absolutely hilarious watching Schlatt's chat put him through Harrassment Simulator with that one guy

  • @alisonparker440
    @alisonparker440 2 роки тому +3724

    The more he gets traumatized his viewers the funnier it gets.

  • @ga.y.meofthrone
    @ga.y.meofthrone Рік тому +3352

    romance of “schlatt” and lip bite guy “official” catalogue
    2:40 - meet cute
    8:49 - flirting
    12:30 - he’s not blushing
    15:20 - he IS blushing
    17:38 - dinner plans
    20:29 - tension
    23:42 - soulmates

  • @autistic_spino
    @autistic_spino 2 роки тому +4482

    As a Swede, watching Schlatt trying to pronounce Swedish words was hilarious

  • @AlfieM2010YT
    @AlfieM2010YT 3 місяці тому +15

    Schlim Jim is definitely blushing to “The Dude”

  • @soggusboggus4386
    @soggusboggus4386 2 роки тому +887

    Schlatt: I don't have 400 thousand dollars to buy a warehouse
    Also schlatt: *Buys 2 companies and several statues of a monkey with large nuts for hundreds of thousands, within a year*

  • @gamerboi64729
    @gamerboi64729 Рік тому +574

    i love how jschlatt is either insanely confused, laughing to death, or gay while watching these

    • @leriamleyva3065
      @leriamleyva3065 11 місяців тому +12

      And hungry

    • @Diamond___Sky
      @Diamond___Sky 10 місяців тому +13

      or all the above

    • @SoggyOpossum
      @SoggyOpossum 9 місяців тому +6

      Damn hi how did i find you on accident bro

    • @gamerboi64729
      @gamerboi64729 9 місяців тому +3

      @@SoggyOpossum because we like the same stuff

    • @SoggyOpossum
      @SoggyOpossum 8 місяців тому +1

      @@gamerboi64729 real

  • @Whineanddine52
    @Whineanddine52 2 роки тому +868

    I'm so proud that Schlatt was able to find someone he likes who always smacks his lips whenever he sees him. Truly a beautiful stream

  • @Sweet0nion
    @Sweet0nion 6 місяців тому +8

    6:30 the sheer speed and power of the impact sound mixed with the screen shake made me roll on the ground lol

  • @ArchdukeDoggoofBohemia
    @ArchdukeDoggoofBohemia 2 роки тому +630

    I feel like chat is slowly degrading Schatt's mental state for fun

    • @renified
      @renified 2 роки тому

      @im sacred ua-cam.com/video/ZmP4VwbbaCg/v-deo.html

    • @JustDannyTho
      @JustDannyTho 2 роки тому

      Slowly?! Nah they are way too braindead to do it slowly

    • @MammalianCreature
      @MammalianCreature 2 роки тому +1

      @@JustDannyTho All his viewers are braindead.

  • @pi_3223
    @pi_3223 Рік тому +1308

    Schlatt: I don’t have 400 thousand dollars to invest on a hydraulic press.
    Also schlatt: spends 90 thousand dollars on a monkey statue.

    • @Cam_Can_Play
      @Cam_Can_Play Рік тому +125

      Well one is a giant hunk of metal design with the purpose of crushing things under it with great force.
      And the other is a hydraulic press.

    • @digstrememcdingus1463
      @digstrememcdingus1463 Рік тому +11

      He never said he had 90,000 dollars to spare

    • @pi_3223
      @pi_3223 Рік тому +7

      Well he did say he quote on quote ‘’I wipe my ass with 90 thousand dollars’’

    • @ratmageddon
      @ratmageddon Рік тому +2

      ​@monkeman44 ❤❤❤

    • @theycallmetheslime
      @theycallmetheslime Рік тому +1

      the monkey is more important.

  • @ashspeedwing6534
    @ashspeedwing6534 Рік тому +919

    Schlatt blushing at that guy is something I never knew I needed at 3am LMAO

  • @TanjiroKomado-pf3op
    @TanjiroKomado-pf3op 3 місяці тому +16

    14:12 bro was speaking enchantment table

  • @Aekaras14
    @Aekaras14 2 роки тому +828

    Every time Schlatt encountered the dude he begun blushing more and more

    • @renified
      @renified 2 роки тому

      @Eye ua-cam.com/video/ZmP4VwbbaCg/v-deo.html

    • @nelsonc4868
      @nelsonc4868 2 роки тому +9

      How could you not

    • @gigacow
      @gigacow 2 роки тому +3

      Bro what’s the guys name?

    • @thee_s1x
      @thee_s1x Рік тому +1

      ​@@gigacow enochj

    • @RicardoMeansKing
      @RicardoMeansKing Рік тому +1

      He's being seduced

  • @mofotos
    @mofotos 2 роки тому +555

    “jschlatt” always makes me “happy” when he “posts”, keep up the “good” work “schlatt”

    • @Random_Guy_20xx
      @Random_Guy_20xx 2 роки тому +3

      Dead joke.

    • @locten4949
      @locten4949 2 роки тому +8

      The bots in this comment section is adding to the list of reasons I'm tempted to blend the cores of 18 apples and drink it.

    • @redmarine2717
      @redmarine2717 2 роки тому +6

      This is so "inspiring" I felt "jschlatt" coming "inside" of "me"

    • @chandleruniversal7614
      @chandleruniversal7614 2 роки тому +2

      @@locten4949 I believe the estimate would closer to 40 cores.

    • @locten4949
      @locten4949 2 роки тому +1

      @@chandleruniversal7614 My mistake.

  • @guttedbylumin
    @guttedbylumin 2 роки тому +710

    “IM NOT BLUSHING”
    also Shlatt: Smiling and blushing without realizing

    • @stugdrug
      @stugdrug 2 роки тому +37

      also also Schlatt: kicking his feet in the air and twirling his hair

    • @alexiosmonary3388
      @alexiosmonary3388 2 роки тому +15

      @@stugdrug also also also schlatt: giggling and saying: noo stop hehe

  • @monke4044
    @monke4044 3 місяці тому +12

    2:20 poor marketing shlutt, everyone knows u gotta get them hooked first to increase the demand.

  • @TheWiseMysticalTree
    @TheWiseMysticalTree 2 роки тому +801

    “Schlatts” husband was one of the funniest things on this stream

  • @toby.theram2496
    @toby.theram2496 2 роки тому +3248

    7:57 Jschlatt trying to pronounce Swedish words is the funniest thing I’ve seen all year 😭

  • @segasov
    @segasov 2 роки тому +486

    The fact that he called hersheys kiss is incredible 💀💀

  • @Jolly_Karl
    @Jolly_Karl 2 місяці тому +24

    12:14 i love vampires

  • @bluecherry_tv
    @bluecherry_tv 2 роки тому +915

    This entire video is just Schlatt going insane over the guy in the car

  • @truffings3351
    @truffings3351 10 місяців тому +757

    "why do some people have little buddies like this, they have a little henchmen".
    jealous farmers in the 1800s:

    • @cammyman32
      @cammyman32 9 місяців тому +5

      Lol

    • @Blxde420
      @Blxde420 8 місяців тому +4

      does jschlatt mean Razer Blade 16? (official laptop and I am using it to comment on random videos XD)

    • @TheCommenterrr
      @TheCommenterrr 6 місяців тому +5

      @xx_supernovablade_xx4702 As opposed to an unofficial laptop?

    • @Honeycombsonyourtitties
      @Honeycombsonyourtitties 6 місяців тому

      But they already had their henchmen. They’re just called slaves instead of

    • @JohnMarston-l1j
      @JohnMarston-l1j 6 місяців тому

      I like to use hamburger grease as hair pompaid

  • @JadenLightvale
    @JadenLightvale 2 роки тому +1047

    Can’t believe “Schlatt” is trying to distract us with tiktoks after what he did in 1999

  • @the_man_you_have_searched_for
    @the_man_you_have_searched_for Рік тому +466

    3:19 the absolute panic in Swaggersoul's voice is hysterical

  • @paytonc5692
    @paytonc5692 Рік тому +757

    The thought of Schlatt being approached and called babygirl brings me too much joy 😂

  • @Lime_Seeds
    @Lime_Seeds 2 роки тому +444

    Schlatt actively trying not to blush doing ‘the guy’ is so funny to me

  • @MrpokerUg7r
    @MrpokerUg7r 25 днів тому +2

    14:06 (I'm bad at English sorry) I think I understand what's the guy saying, he's saying that when he Turner's the engine it goes rovvvom, when he uses the exhaust pipe it makes a loud tatatat, and the neighbors are shouting at him to be quiet

  • @rengoku756
    @rengoku756 2 роки тому +414

    I like how schlatt started falling for the guy so much that he even guessed his favorite candy without trying

  • @markereyes
    @markereyes 2 роки тому +449

    I appreciate Schlatt just failing the last pronunciation check just for the memes, I will now flip the temple

  • @jadapeterson6746
    @jadapeterson6746 2 роки тому +1808

    i have never laughed at so many tiktoks in a video like this before. why are they all so good

    • @ChickentNug
      @ChickentNug 2 роки тому +37

      twitch viewers have to donate like $5 in order to submit them (I'm pretty sure), so people usually pick their best ones.

    • @bbew2914
      @bbew2914 2 роки тому +24

      also these videos are edited and pick the best ones, the lives are like 2 hours of TikTok

    • @dugoo3405
      @dugoo3405 2 роки тому +4

      Ay, I just gave u 69 likes

    • @Minerva.Pr1me
      @Minerva.Pr1me 2 роки тому +2

      Gen Z humor

    • @nibba9506
      @nibba9506 2 роки тому +4

      Schlatt makes you laugh

  • @Mr_Boi101
    @Mr_Boi101 3 місяці тому +9

    tommy innit randomly subscribes to his twitch 2:27

    • @alexd8532
      @alexd8532 3 місяці тому

      And for 2 years nevertheless

  • @spaghetti3010
    @spaghetti3010 2 роки тому +152

    14:04 It's incredible, how a man can show such a powerful and serious message in such a beautiful way. The way he mentions the problems of gasoline being pumped into the environment really says a lot about pollution. Truly incredible.

    • @RinceWrenchski
      @RinceWrenchski 2 роки тому +1

      Where fan i find the original video man

    • @samburrell594
      @samburrell594 2 роки тому

      Ong where do you find the Ong video

    • @samburrell594
      @samburrell594 2 роки тому

      Og*

    • @FetusWithGlassesYT
      @FetusWithGlassesYT 5 місяців тому +1

      He was speaking Spanish, I guess he's Argentinian and he was talking about how an old woman was yelling at him for making too much noise.

  • @mikeehrmantraut2
    @mikeehrmantraut2 2 роки тому +575

    watching schlatt trying to speak swedish was the funniest thing today

  • @passiveplayz7415
    @passiveplayz7415 2 роки тому +303

    ive noticed no one can make schlatt lose his mind faster than his own community

  • @samurexatlas7373
    @samurexatlas7373 4 місяці тому +2

    0:20 What you mean?
    Is just a little puppy.
    Different breed but same idea as the Florida Swamp Puppy

  • @Shadow558TheBoss
    @Shadow558TheBoss 2 роки тому +666

    Timestamp of the times Schlatt encountered "The Guy"
    2:40
    8:50
    12:36
    15:23
    17:39
    20:29
    23:42

    • @friendlythomasxd8125
      @friendlythomasxd8125 2 роки тому +14

      Whats the guys tiktok

    • @thatonewitch
      @thatonewitch 2 роки тому +19

      @@friendlythomasxd8125 to avoid him, right?

    • @friendlythomasxd8125
      @friendlythomasxd8125 2 роки тому +12

      @@thatonewitch erm yeee sureeee so uh whats his tiktok?

    • @anon_charli3225
      @anon_charli3225 2 роки тому +8

      @@friendlythomasxd8125it’s @enochj lmao (if you search up “what we you do if we made eye contact” he shows up too)

    • @friendlythomasxd8125
      @friendlythomasxd8125 2 роки тому +1

      @@anon_charli3225 thx man

  • @NotThatPerson95
    @NotThatPerson95 Рік тому +394

    Now that the series is seemingly over I think we can all agree that this is the best Schlatt reacts video

  • @Ytcinema18
    @Ytcinema18 2 роки тому +728

    7:58 It’s so fun hearing Jschlatt attempting to speak Swedish! 😂

    • @hel2727
      @hel2727 2 роки тому +12

      for a second there I thought it was polish or czech 😅

    • @phoebeolsen-newell392
      @phoebeolsen-newell392 2 роки тому +19

      YOGHURT VANILJ 💀💀

    • @phoebeolsen-newell392
      @phoebeolsen-newell392 2 роки тому +9

      YOGHURT KVARG VANILJ*

    • @Mikrokosmoslvr
      @Mikrokosmoslvr 2 роки тому +6

      @@hel2727 that’s not polish (im polish)

    • @Sad_Face
      @Sad_Face 2 роки тому +2

      NAH BRO JSCHLATT SAID "yogut Karvg vanil"

  • @kemathiprince1567
    @kemathiprince1567 3 місяці тому +18

    That is a dog 100% 0:18

  • @danwest8375
    @danwest8375 2 роки тому +91

    I was lucky enough to meet Schlatt last week while taking my dog for a walk in Texas. Such a cool guy! Really miss my dog though!

    • @dylanchurch63
      @dylanchurch63 2 роки тому +7

      Your a lucky survivor dude

    • @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7
      @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 2 роки тому +5

      @@dylanchurch63 he just hates "white basic girl" dogs specifically, maybe Dan West over here has that type of dog

  • @Duck-ql4im
    @Duck-ql4im 2 роки тому +60

    for those not understanding the guy at 14:15 he is saying that his neighbors are mad about him reving his car so they took away his engine

    • @SSukram_
      @SSukram_ Рік тому +6

      How the fuck do you take the engine out?!? Without the owner stopping them?!?

    • @wxbrainiac
      @wxbrainiac Рік тому +8

      ​@@SSukram_ the most devious lick

    • @FandeWillWoodpromedio
      @FandeWillWoodpromedio 10 місяців тому +4

      ​@@SSukram_ the video it's from argentina, get your engine stolen it's common in that country.

    • @mwahnobarssss
      @mwahnobarssss 8 місяців тому +2

      @@wxbrainiacomg i just got whiplash 😭😭

  • @znzcoi
    @znzcoi 2 роки тому +83

    "schlatt" blessed me with the chance of meeting him in '99. It wasn't as great for the rest of my family though. I haven't heard from them since "schlatt" took him to a nice dinner. He said something about THEM being the dinner. What a funny guy! hope to see him in the future.

  • @V3s_
    @V3s_ 6 місяців тому +4

    I saw some “hello vod watchers” in the chat and would like to say hello to the people who said that :3

  • @Overused_Toothbrush
    @Overused_Toothbrush 2 роки тому +388

    Thank you “Jschlatt” for your “wonderful” videos. I “love” watching you watch “tiktoks”.

    • @ek.c5j
      @ek.c5j 2 роки тому

      I ”agree”.
      It’s for ”real” the ”first” time he’s done ”this”.

    • @ek.c5j
      @ek.c5j 2 роки тому

      @Tommy Gaming 🅥 shut up

    • @Pars3ly
      @Pars3ly 2 роки тому +4

      "Great" "Comment" changed "M"y Lif"e"

    • @EerieNone
      @EerieNone 2 роки тому +1

      @Not gonna lie about 200,000 calories atleast 🤔

    • @ek.c5j
      @ek.c5j 2 роки тому +1

      @Not gonna lie *sucks aggresively*

  • @MadelynBug01
    @MadelynBug01 2 роки тому +83

    Let’s all take a minute to appreciate 12:19
    He immediately went from chill and talking about hippos to being traumatized in the matter of about 2 seconds

  • @chickenpermission1861
    @chickenpermission1861 Рік тому +187

    I think that for Schloot’s next birthday, Ted should pay the tiktok guy to come and jump out of a giant cake for Schomt.

  • @ashludvigsen2536
    @ashludvigsen2536 6 місяців тому +20

    I HATE THAT NO ONE,
    *NO ONE* IS FUCKING MENTIONING THAT THE TITLE ALWAYS SAYS *”RATING YOUR TIKTOKS”* BUT NOT A *SINGLE* VIDEO RATES A *SINGLE* ONE.

  • @lukaknez9746
    @lukaknez9746 2 роки тому +85

    20:18 For anyone wondering, the cat is playing Rapp Snitch Knishes by MF DOOM

    • @redsky6292
      @redsky6292 2 роки тому +3

      cheetos fritos and doritos

    • @beany1229
      @beany1229 2 роки тому +2

      Thank you so much for this

    • @jamespfirman3713
      @jamespfirman3713 2 роки тому +1

      A fellow mf doom fan

    • @ziem24
      @ziem24 2 роки тому +2

      Thank you 🙏

    • @lukaknez9746
      @lukaknez9746 2 роки тому +1

      @@jamespfirman3713 AAAAYE you know it

  • @VorpalSnickerSnack
    @VorpalSnickerSnack 2 роки тому +776

    4:55 would you like a banana?
    5:09 Weiner
    8:42 rabbit season, duck season
    9:14 sinkhronization
    12:17 ngl 20,000 calories
    16:07 caught this last night
    16:37 Body slam
    18:24 Freddy chill out
    18:50 PTSD dog
    21:42 clumsy af

  • @f1qwei
    @f1qwei 2 роки тому +161

    As a swede, the part where he tried to pronouce the words of the swedish breakfast brands was hilarious.

    • @CallofFreaky
      @CallofFreaky Рік тому +2

      Never heard anyone butcher it that hard

  • @CrusadetimusPrime-117
    @CrusadetimusPrime-117 4 місяці тому +2

    "Ranking your TikToks" Incorrect
    "Ranking of how many calories your TikToks have" Correct

  • @ayuzielito
    @ayuzielito 2 роки тому +117

    23:58 BRO WAS FLABBERGASTED. THE MOMENT HE GOT HIS HEART STOLEN

  • @rusinsr
    @rusinsr 2 роки тому +49

    I don't know why but the shitty "This had me in tears" meme at 13:24 made me choke on my dinner from laughter

  • @Elm3rcy
    @Elm3rcy 11 місяців тому +374

    7:57 As a swede seeing jschlatt pronounce these swedish products is the funniest thing ever

  • @TenaciousHornpipe
    @TenaciousHornpipe 6 місяців тому +5

    Batman was there when we needed him most 💀

  • @James11111
    @James11111 2 роки тому +113

    Schlatt in the cooking video: DONT COOK YOUR PETS!
    Schlatt now: That's a couple thousand calories right there.

  • @Titanblade17
    @Titanblade17 2 роки тому +91

    12:00 “The design is very human.”

  • @RollerBaller
    @RollerBaller 2 роки тому +73

    12:57 This dude looks human, but I swear there's some sort of uncanny valley effect going on

    • @GuTzz-zz
      @GuTzz-zz Рік тому +7

      Yes, it’s kinda like the “Zuckerberg look” I guess where they look human, but have uncanny and weird vibes

    • @percythelittlegreenengine1507
      @percythelittlegreenengine1507 11 місяців тому +1

      @@GuTzz-zzyea it’s weirdly uncanny, then there’s the guy in the car he looks a little odd but nothing odd for tiktok

  • @Lakesid
    @Lakesid Місяць тому +3

    1:33 notice how the chat slowed down a bit

  • @Sci_X1
    @Sci_X1 2 роки тому +31

    16:25 I honestly expect for the fish not to be moving not because he caught it last night but arapima are pretty stationary

    • @Fireboy3727
      @Fireboy3727 5 місяців тому

      Thats not an arapaima, its a really big catfish. Arapaima have taller bodies, and are black and red.

  • @kidbrary
    @kidbrary 2 роки тому +132

    I love Smaggs wholesome pure reaction when he genuinely finds something cute 🥰 it’s so adorable

  • @dylanchurch63
    @dylanchurch63 2 роки тому +51

    15:08 "Schlatt" got metaphorically blue balled

  • @MexicanMemesG
    @MexicanMemesG Місяць тому +1

    I love vampires because i tried giving a hippo a pumpkin and it turned into a vanpire! Tiktok is the best for telling me this!!

  • @unfortunatereaper
    @unfortunatereaper 2 роки тому +95

    “What kinda food do you like”
    “…Italian”
    “Mexican?”
    I laughed so hard lmao

  • @CrunchyMotorsport
    @CrunchyMotorsport 2 роки тому +104

    "Schlatt" is truly one of the creators of all time

  • @Dunttch
    @Dunttch 2 роки тому +55

    21:37 my dad ate 7 cheese burgers when i was born

    • @DeamonDragoon
      @DeamonDragoon Рік тому +9

      When I was born my dad tried to have cereal but he didn’t have milk and he went to go get some

    • @gigamadman
      @gigamadman Рік тому +2

      W dad

    • @TheCommenterrr
      @TheCommenterrr 6 місяців тому +1

      My dad got drunk when I was born

  • @andriuwu4037
    @andriuwu4037 7 місяців тому +4

    Ive smiled and laughed throughout this whole video, my God. Every time I was about to stop laughing tHAT ONE DUDE showed up 😭

  • @c0ytoYT
    @c0ytoYT 2 роки тому +33

    21:46 He was clumsy as f for real , WELL NOT ANYMORE 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JustaMommaCat
    @JustaMommaCat 2 роки тому +33

    21:53 that cat sounds exactly like my grandma 😭

  • @themanwombo
    @themanwombo 2 роки тому +57

    16:47 the cat is okay. if caught by the neck its lower body will go into a paralysed like state. so he wouldnt have felt any of it

  • @rynrobber
    @rynrobber 2 місяці тому +2

    man, I love vampires.

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 2 роки тому +118

    Respect for Schlatt for going through hours of pain and suffering for us, truly one of the toughest jobs out there, harder then your 9-5 job

    • @victorturner2543
      @victorturner2543 2 роки тому

      Bro what? Streaming is not harder than a 9-5 what do you mean

    • @threepennyllama9175
      @threepennyllama9175 2 роки тому +11

      @@victorturner2543 he's referring to a tiktok in a previous video where a streamer said that streaming was harder than a 9-5

    • @victorturner2543
      @victorturner2543 2 роки тому

      @@threepennyllama9175 oh my bad I missed the memo

    • @touchguapreign
      @touchguapreign 2 роки тому

      than*

  • @matildakristensen541
    @matildakristensen541 2 роки тому +87

    7:57 Seeing him trying to pronounce swedish words as a swedish speaker was so freaking funny

    • @MingoPJ
      @MingoPJ Рік тому +3

      Fr

    • @Thompas212
      @Thompas212 Рік тому +4

      Yoghurt isn’t even hard to pronounce

    • @EZReezy
      @EZReezy 11 місяців тому +3

      He prounves it like a sims charcter hahaha

  • @Carguy29565
    @Carguy29565 10 місяців тому +15

    I love it when shliggy ranks the tiktoks

  • @Oof997
    @Oof997 7 місяців тому +4

    12:52 what hair was he smoothing down

  • @type1hero146
    @type1hero146 2 роки тому +31

    11:33 I love how chat immediately erupts into a cacophony of cheers and W's

  • @pogsl
    @pogsl Рік тому +71

    Watching Schlatt trying to say scandinavian food brands legit made my day!😂

  • @NicoTetrox
    @NicoTetrox 2 роки тому +39

    I love how viscerally upset he gets whenever the guy shows up

  • @Is-it-the-real-one
    @Is-it-the-real-one 2 місяці тому +1

    I can't stop laughing at how wrong Jschlaggot says words like ''rökt'' 8:10

  • @JoshuaAndres
    @JoshuaAndres Рік тому +36

    10:50 schlatt calling monkeys “henchmen” will never not be funny

  • @BrackyBracket
    @BrackyBracket 2 роки тому +20

    I ended up meeting Schlatt in 1993. It turns out he was working as a pipe bomb manufacturer in a very local factory. They were booming with success until 2005 in London. Great guy, I'd talk to him again.

  • @r.f.chicken316
    @r.f.chicken316 Рік тому +85

    Shlorg never fails to fill us up with his memes

    • @zelg.5551
      @zelg.5551 9 місяців тому +1

      *creamy vanilla goodness

  • @sky.bermensen
    @sky.bermensen 5 місяців тому +1

    "Hello my name is lad" wow such advanced subtitle technology

  • @weaponized_autismm
    @weaponized_autismm 11 місяців тому +80

    0:18 Man.. I dont think we appreciate schlatt for how much he pays attention to the video just to point out the tiny details so that the joke gets even funnier.