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  • @eric_4nz145
    @eric_4nz145 2 роки тому +13565

    Jschlatt has weird morals. He accepts drunk driving, but the minute you steal traffic equipment you better start running

    • @giraffey1152
      @giraffey1152 2 роки тому +530

      Yeah, I don't understand why. It's free

    • @irok1
      @irok1 2 роки тому +97

      @@giraffey1152 minus the prison time

    • @eric_4nz145
      @eric_4nz145 2 роки тому +267

      @@giraffey1152 ignore the prison time, free is free. Just don’t go to the court trial, what are they gonna do?

    • @thelegendofawesome4483
      @thelegendofawesome4483 2 роки тому +171

      Because traffic equipment helps keep drunk drivers safe

    • @pink_sky_morning4842
      @pink_sky_morning4842 2 роки тому +30

      @@thelegendofawesome4483 From the IRS

  • @olivercoulter2342
    @olivercoulter2342 2 роки тому +21290

    I've never seen a community that understands and wants to mess with the content creator like schlatt's community. It's disgustingly beautiful.

    • @haydenb4235
      @haydenb4235 2 роки тому +351

      Jerma is the og with this

    • @andrewcaddel5082
      @andrewcaddel5082 2 роки тому +104

      If you watch the vods there’s a lot more misses than you’d think there’d be

    • @Moe_498
      @Moe_498 2 роки тому +46

      @@andrewcaddel5082 yeah it gets pretty stale fast

    • @Pendji
      @Pendji 2 роки тому +38

      Jerma

    • @StanislavSasin
      @StanislavSasin 2 роки тому +31

      1) Jump in the Cadillac to kill Tommy
      2) DNF memes to lure Dream for action
      3) Dadza moments with PHIIIIL
      4) blood for the blood god with Technoblade
      5) Wilbur's whatever he's got going on now
      6) Ranboo gay support
      7) Friendly reminder that Fundy's a furry
      8) _wake up_

  • @wynsik
    @wynsik 2 роки тому +16861

    The maniacal laugh of Schlatt with a flamethrower is unforgettable

    • @Kavycks
      @Kavycks 2 роки тому +36

      Dude me too!!!!!

    • @fogskett7499
      @fogskett7499 2 роки тому +12

      who is "schlatt"

    • @thsxi
      @thsxi 2 роки тому +74

      He used a ww2 flame thrower to promotor Japanese cups, little does he know that same thrower probably burnt some Japanese, alive,… ironic

    • @kevinduckworth3097
      @kevinduckworth3097 2 роки тому +8

      schlat pyro

    • @Pulse-da-proot
      @Pulse-da-proot 2 роки тому +3

      I was expecting Elon’s flamethrower
      BUT WE GOT ZE FLAMENWERFER

  • @supermarionoobs2639
    @supermarionoobs2639 Рік тому +537

    Schlatt: "Replace the batteries in your smoke detectors, it could save your life!
    Also Schlatt: *Refuses to wear a seatbelt*

  • @waldo5860
    @waldo5860 2 роки тому +7297

    I was really expecting the Jschlatt waifu cup to just be a picture of him with really exaggerated mutton chops

    • @psyche_1297
      @psyche_1297 2 роки тому +168

      If only.

    • @RedactedGentleman
      @RedactedGentleman 2 роки тому +22

      Cheeseburger

    • @CGI_Andy
      @CGI_Andy 2 роки тому +21

      i wish

    • @fayok8742
      @fayok8742 2 роки тому +23

      Never bought something this fast

    • @fayok8742
      @fayok8742 2 роки тому +31

      How dissapointed my parent will be if they open the package

  • @icykairo
    @icykairo 2 роки тому +2251

    1:02 I like how schlatt immensely stared at that countdown when he's about to witness something terrific.

  • @brigadejalapeno6120
    @brigadejalapeno6120 2 роки тому +9836

    schlatt owning a company, buying limited waifu cups, burning them and making his own really reminds me of the wolf on wall street

    • @sierra604
      @sierra604 2 роки тому

      he is the wolf on wall street now

    • @garmen-
      @garmen- 2 роки тому +185

      That’s what I thought! Like the part where he tries to start a new scam but gets caught by the FBI…

    • @Gonzalo-jfasojoaja
      @Gonzalo-jfasojoaja 2 роки тому +8

      Yo me

    • @ps1hagridoufofcharacter
      @ps1hagridoufofcharacter 2 роки тому +82

      why he on the street. help the wolf

    • @CHADCONTEXT
      @CHADCONTEXT 2 роки тому +16

      The Schlatt on Wall Street

  • @lemone630
    @lemone630 2 роки тому +482

    My favorite part about the countdown is how Schlatt acted so genuinely caught in 4K it hurt.

  • @krazy_kaje
    @krazy_kaje 2 роки тому +1911

    Schlatt with a flamethrower and his scary ass laugh is literally terrifying

    • @gloryiusgessepi2381
      @gloryiusgessepi2381 2 роки тому +11

      What’s the music?

    • @Wilbur.Mallon
      @Wilbur.Mallon 2 роки тому +8

      Actual nightmare feul

    • @st0rm__916
      @st0rm__916 2 роки тому

      @@gloryiusgessepi2381 ua-cam.com/video/k5ZO5botFns/v-deo.html

    • @Nyatsha
      @Nyatsha 2 роки тому +1

      Oh your a robot arnt u itzMalick

  • @tagadhur_malaguld
    @tagadhur_malaguld 2 роки тому +6836

    This guy’s chat is the most terrifying and hilarious force I’ve ever seen, and his reactions to it make it even better
    Edit 1: Jesus fuck- 6k likes? MOM IM FAMOUS
    Edit 2: “it’s free” mfs saying it to a judge, then getting rent free rooms to live in and free food, and free clothing.

    • @just4bigguyswithinternetac657
      @just4bigguyswithinternetac657 2 роки тому +101

      Don’t let that distract you from the terrible things he did to those orphans back in 1999

    • @goonbruh
      @goonbruh 2 роки тому +18

      I think his chat is pretty cringe. Just a bunch of Dream smp kids

    • @ethereal3336
      @ethereal3336 2 роки тому +94

      @@goonbruh hes massacred them twice, what more do you want

    • @urmom5725
      @urmom5725 2 роки тому +57

      @@goonbruh he banned 90% of the dream smp kids what do u mean LOL

    • @AJ-er9my
      @AJ-er9my 2 роки тому +12

      Funniest community on the internet imo

  • @OnlyAura
    @OnlyAura 2 роки тому +3351

    I absolutely love how Schlatt went from a minecraft streamer to literally buying a company and helicopters. I feel like we have watched him grow up, I have been here since the 100k and will be here till the end. LOVE YOU BIG GUY. Also I hope you have went to confession because of what you did on that fateful night in 99'...

    • @xtkaythen
      @xtkaythen 2 роки тому +26

      He bought it, says right there

    • @saturn4602
      @saturn4602 2 роки тому +74

      Not only that but I googled it he owns the fucking company

    • @tacossmiley
      @tacossmiley 2 роки тому +20

      I still feel like it’s fake and just a bit

    • @saturn4602
      @saturn4602 2 роки тому +41

      If you look it up it says "Key Points. Controversial content creator Jschlatt owns GamerSupps after purchasing the company in 2022"

    • @xtkaythen
      @xtkaythen 2 роки тому +63

      The better source is a video on UA-cam, jschlatt is in it and he talks about buying everything. He literally says “I bought a helicopter”
      I think the video is called “Ranking your SCUFFED TikTok memes” or something

  • @hugolaniewski6022
    @hugolaniewski6022 6 місяців тому +31

    2:01
    "haven't felt this alive since 2001 baby! WOOO"

    • @hugolaniewski6022
      @hugolaniewski6022 4 місяці тому +1

      wait tf this was highlited?????
      yoo

    • @Lbo1-1
      @Lbo1-1 Місяць тому +1

      He said 1999 also it’s highlighted because you clicked your comment notification and it was showing you where your comment was

  • @kingzyxc4568
    @kingzyxc4568 2 роки тому +2721

    Schlatt: "Ben, are you going to kill me tonight?"
    Ben: "Yes"
    Schlatt: 💀

  • @avxryexe332
    @avxryexe332 2 роки тому +9276

    Schlatt: we should be able to drive while drunk
    Also schlatt: don’t steal a traffic cone

    • @kaelimaestas8179
      @kaelimaestas8179 2 роки тому +117

      Also Also Schlatt: You’re wearing a seatbelt so you aren’t a Alpha 💀

    • @jasonimacaroni9629
      @jasonimacaroni9629 2 роки тому

      It's the people who put the fireworks in them that ruin it for everyone not the people taking free stuff

    • @Unamedblue3
      @Unamedblue3 2 роки тому +23

      It's free

    • @weirdperson1155
      @weirdperson1155 2 роки тому +21

      Professionals have standards

    • @CreamIc7
      @CreamIc7 2 роки тому +28

      Drunk driving isn't the bad thing drunk crashing is

  • @thelittlestpika
    @thelittlestpika 2 роки тому +2963

    Fun fact: The whole "alpha" thing is based on a misunderstanding in wolves' behavior, mistaking the mothers of the pack teaching their pups for the way all wolves act with each other.

    • @midnightlewolf8339
      @midnightlewolf8339 2 роки тому +231

      yeah it makes me a little upset seeing wolf behavior misunderstood like this. im pretty sure wild wolves can have dominance in social structure especially when eating food, but yellowstone wolves don't even participate in that behavior due to the abundance of food. it's just the breeding pair basically "in charge". i haven't done all my research, so take some of it with a grain of salt, but really it isn't as vicious or badass as many people may think

    • @CamelotGaming
      @CamelotGaming 2 роки тому +55

      Sounds like something a beta would say.

    • @sarchiba
      @sarchiba 2 роки тому

      Why would you do this, David Mech

    • @mcfarofinha134
      @mcfarofinha134 2 роки тому +103

      Apparently the flawed research that showed this structure was done in captive wolves, where they were with many different bloodlines in shared living spaces. In the wild, packs are just families, so this type of pecking order rarely is so defined

    • @maildaemon
      @maildaemon 2 роки тому +19

      Isn't that common knowledge at this point?
      No one legitimately believes human beings can be separated into that sort of social stratum, right?

  • @NiksputicazYT
    @NiksputicazYT Рік тому +10

    For everyone's sake (and because I'm bored), I will add timestamps for every meme (with fun nicknames!).
    0:00 Preview - calling talking ben at 3am
    0:10 Preview - Fruit Bat
    0:26 Shoe Tearin'
    0:30 The one who moves is gay
    0:49 Capybara!
    1:02 Two Men Kissing
    1:11 Sponsorship Intermission
    3:02 Pizza Delivery
    3:24 First Day having a Chicken
    3:31 Biden's Agents
    4:07 surprising my bf!
    4:27 Ranking your AWESOME 9/11 impressions
    5:06 Italian Tri-splitter
    5:37 The Unmatched Power of a 16-Wheeler
    5:47 Bro 💀💀
    5:59 Tour of Fucking
    6:20 Cat Narration
    6:35 Jinx the Cat.
    6:44 calling talking ben at 3am
    6:57 Schlatt Chats with Ben
    7:37 Zombie Dog
    7:54 Cat in a Jar
    8:03 Left 4 Dead Cat
    8:11 Donkey Kong starring Joe Biden
    8:20 Bike Politics
    8:38 Biden's Mind
    9:05 Biden's Fall
    9:18 3 things you should NEVER say to an alpha
    9:56 Biden's Views on Drunk Driving
    10:29 Moto Wheelie. That's it.
    10:55 Bouncy Kitty
    11:05 Cyberpunk 2077 review
    11:18 OH YEAH, VITAMIN WATER!!!
    11:45 Very Human Designs: Defecation Toilet MK. II
    12:08 Fruit Bat
    12:41 A movie scene you love, but is kinda weird
    13:09 It's free.
    13:27 They're free.
    13:58 Rocket Pylon
    14:29 Car Engine Troubles
    14:49 Here Comes the Airplane!
    14:56 playing a riff from the album i get
    15:38 Fresh Cut
    16:06 Jesus Transformer (REAL)
    16:14 Shoe Meetup (GONE SEXUAL)

    • @hako2267
      @hako2267 4 місяці тому +1

      No replies? Thanks man, doing gods work.

  • @nosir0174
    @nosir0174 2 роки тому +4077

    the reason schlatt doesn’t want us stealing road signs is bc how else is he gonna drive drunk properly?

  • @lockerbuddy2039
    @lockerbuddy2039 2 роки тому +3168

    This was one of those streams where there was never a dull moment. Shit was hilarious.

    • @connorbraun7305
      @connorbraun7305 2 роки тому +10

      i love you so much sweetheart

    • @Soul-zg8sd
      @Soul-zg8sd 2 роки тому +6

      @@connorbraun7305 wtf

    • @raracool6531
      @raracool6531 2 роки тому +8

      What the hell happened here

    • @youarepu3
      @youarepu3 2 роки тому +34

      Look at all the bots doing their mating calls. Magnificent

    • @cxrtxr.213
      @cxrtxr.213 2 роки тому

      When was stream

  • @onyxth3ripper
    @onyxth3ripper 2 роки тому +3179

    The fact that Schlatt stops acting all tough and like the Schlatt we know when he sees a cat video makes my heart happy.

    • @ravenstar1397
      @ravenstar1397 2 роки тому

      @Frog_goo What evidence does the article have? its probably a load of crap dont believe everything you see

    • @newstages95ay87
      @newstages95ay87 Рік тому +10

      Or what happened in September 11th 2001

    • @cebuninja8008
      @cebuninja8008 Рік тому +8

      schlatt doesnt act tough, he acts american

  • @CoffeePhrawg
    @CoffeePhrawg 2 місяці тому +6

    1:11 ngl this whole ad gives off main character energy

  • @corksonthegreat4118
    @corksonthegreat4118 2 роки тому +1422

    I’m loving this series, very enjoyable content, shat.

  • @Hutch2Much
    @Hutch2Much 2 роки тому +2003

    i genuinely believe Jschlatt has gone clinically insane

    • @Skye-be7or
      @Skye-be7or 2 роки тому +27

      Honestly I think he has always been clinically insane. Just more now than ever. I believe it is going to get worse too until....😵

    • @fluoxetineisdelicious
      @fluoxetineisdelicious 2 роки тому +30

      we’re going to have a repeat of 1999 😨

    • @Treetrain1
      @Treetrain1 2 роки тому +7

      @@fluoxetineisdelicious what happened in 1999

    • @V1DE0-STARZ
      @V1DE0-STARZ 2 роки тому +22

      @@Treetrain1 we can’t say.

    • @qibbs8934
      @qibbs8934 2 роки тому +3

      @@Treetrain1 let’s just say a lotta people died that year

  • @Heebie-Deebies
    @Heebie-Deebies 2 роки тому +538

    Can we all just concede that Schlatt makes the best ads at this point

    • @skeptical5727
      @skeptical5727 2 роки тому +17

      Bro yes they are like the only ads i never skip

  • @starhalv2427
    @starhalv2427 2 роки тому +11

    I actually legit freeze in place while having a "run away" reaction whenever the "The one who moves is gay" shit happens.

  • @Resident-of-Pluto
    @Resident-of-Pluto 2 роки тому +5073

    JSchlatt: "Wearing a seatbelt? Beta behaviour."
    Also JSchlatt: "Drunk driving is epic I do it all the time."

    • @undeterminedmushroom752
      @undeterminedmushroom752 2 роки тому +71

      Also JSchlatt: don't touch the road cones !!!

    • @dreamypizza8458
      @dreamypizza8458 Рік тому +6

      W

    • @OvisArries
      @OvisArries Рік тому +4

      He wore a seatbelt on the helicopter

    • @AutumnRivers
      @AutumnRivers Рік тому +10

      He's a drunk driver, not a drunk crasher

    • @jayedgar1384
      @jayedgar1384 Рік тому +3

      ​@@OvisArriesthats because someone else is flying it. Schlatt knows that he wouldn't crash. But does he know the pilot won't crash? No.

  • @itoloxe
    @itoloxe 2 роки тому +548

    Jschaltt burning the waifu cups was the most wholesome moment

    • @drodro2524
      @drodro2524 2 роки тому +1

      only plugs from a youtuber i actually watch

  • @coltonbruza6957
    @coltonbruza6957 2 роки тому +518

    I like how he says “ranking” just so he doesn’t admit he’s a react channel now

    • @antk8493
      @antk8493 2 роки тому +4

      😂 just like he doesn't want to admit about what he did to those women back in 1999

  • @_jayb
    @_jayb 2 роки тому +12

    11:06 man what a wonderful review of cyberpunk I sure hope authorities pay no mind to the entire video

  • @zoltenj7523
    @zoltenj7523 2 роки тому +1412

    2:24 the pure laughter from him is so evil when he destroys the waifu cups

    • @ohdylqn6948
      @ohdylqn6948 2 роки тому +7

      does any1 know what song was used for that destorying the cups

    • @Assassin_Droid
      @Assassin_Droid 2 роки тому +5

      @@ohdylqn6948 I think it is I am addicted to you

    • @unfinishedsketches776
      @unfinishedsketches776 2 роки тому +3

      @@Assassin_Droid thats not it

    • @coltforceplayer
      @coltforceplayer 2 роки тому +2

      Motherfucker has a Helicopter, A Flamethrower, Shot a 50. Cal and a Minigun

    • @sociallyineptdude
      @sociallyineptdude Рік тому +16

      @@ohdylqn6948 i know this is half a year old but its Hey Mr - By: Of Men and Wolves

  • @unfunnyinternetman510
    @unfunnyinternetman510 2 роки тому +340

    i love how schaltt isn't too old or too young for the internet, just old enough to roast literally everyone

  • @abaddonarts1129
    @abaddonarts1129 2 роки тому +1535

    We never realized until this day that Schlatt peaked in '99, and has finally approached that level of power once again with his advertising and ownership of a company.
    I was utterly convinced by his sheer charisma and machismo, and I have ordered a gamersupps cup.

    • @NeonBeeCat
      @NeonBeeCat 2 роки тому +6

      when you realize 99 is when he was born lmao

    • @TheAdvertisement
      @TheAdvertisement 2 роки тому +3

      Holy shit I didn't know you watched Schlatt man lmao nice to see ya

    • @StarLotus
      @StarLotus 2 роки тому +2

      Machismo

  • @Bald_Cat2007
    @Bald_Cat2007 Рік тому +3

    4:40, so fun fact about building 7, after both towers came down and firefighters were searching for both people and their fellow firemen, they'd have to keep getting of the world trade center pile because they thought building 7 would come down so finally the top officials of the fdny told them to pull it down because it was impeding with their rescue operations

  • @overdosediguana1873
    @overdosediguana1873 2 роки тому +307

    love the part where he says "it's shattin' time" absolute cinematic masterpiece.

    • @UnNauto
      @UnNauto 2 роки тому +1

      Begone bots

    • @fishcat6779
      @fishcat6779 2 роки тому +2

      report them for terrorism so that youtube looks at the reports

  • @taterose9289
    @taterose9289 2 роки тому +413

    I love how he makes his sponsor segment genuinely fun to watch

    • @megamonster3538
      @megamonster3538 2 роки тому +10

      Is it truly sponsored if he literally owns the company?

    • @sayounsang
      @sayounsang 2 роки тому +1

      Schlatt is the only youtuber whose sponsor segments I actually replay. They're just so incredibly well-made, it's insane.

    • @nienel
      @nienel 2 роки тому

      pyrocynical's sponsors are the absolute best. if you know you know

    • @crayonyum
      @crayonyum 9 місяців тому

      ​@@sayounsang Ever heard about internet historian?

  • @Unknown-qb7zj
    @Unknown-qb7zj 2 роки тому +245

    The way “shlatt” looked while burning those cups may have been close to the way he felt during the incident in 1999

    • @the_czake
      @the_czake 2 роки тому +1

      @@ItzMalick even if ur a bot i hope you get atleast 1k+ subs

    • @the_czake
      @the_czake 2 роки тому +1

      @@ItzMalick i dont have a problem with bots only those like "FREE ROBUX"

    • @dryfox11
      @dryfox11 2 роки тому +1

      “You know why they call me steel toe?”

  • @TheLoveHashira-i2y
    @TheLoveHashira-i2y Рік тому +2

    Dude, all that played in my mind was boss music when you said 'Haven't felt this alive since 1999 baby!'

  • @mr.moviemafia
    @mr.moviemafia 2 роки тому +1512

    I had to watch Sclatt’s swift transition from bargaining to anguished screaming at 15:48 on repeat because it was amazing

    • @eazy_eren
      @eazy_eren Рік тому +13

      i just went on this video to rewatch that part and saw this comment lmao

    • @UmbrellaDJCook
      @UmbrellaDJCook 7 місяців тому

      @eazy_eren same

  • @busierlamps
    @busierlamps 2 роки тому +330

    Just watched this entire video in 3 seconds it had a crazy ending

  • @sarabader9480
    @sarabader9480 2 роки тому +900

    I love his ads. Shlatt is the ONLY person who I have fully enjoyed watching the ads. He is a marketing genius

    • @toophoot2757
      @toophoot2757 2 роки тому +20

      still aint gon buy the product tho XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    • @novatron8667
      @novatron8667 2 роки тому +1

      him and bdubs lol

    • @aubs8149
      @aubs8149 2 роки тому +3

      offcanny has some good ads too

    • @sarabader9480
      @sarabader9480 2 роки тому +10

      @@toophoot2757 same but like the ads are interesting to watch through

    • @youknowihaduwuittoem
      @youknowihaduwuittoem 2 роки тому +10

      Crazy how he took playing a fake businessman in a Minecraft server to being a real, actual businessman.

  • @N3xrs
    @N3xrs Рік тому +1

    Schlatt owning a company might just be the best thing ever

  • @0ddbod
    @0ddbod 2 роки тому +586

    The length schatt goes for his sponsors are incredible. Mad respect

    • @maxwelledison9954
      @maxwelledison9954 2 роки тому +33

      He OWNS gamersupps, so he's sponsoring himself

    • @PsyWasHere
      @PsyWasHere 2 роки тому +1

      @@ItzMalick no

    • @channingbartrug9610
      @channingbartrug9610 2 роки тому

      Every time you tell people about it and advertise on other channels makes them not want to watch it more.

  • @Bazinta
    @Bazinta 2 роки тому +585

    Shlatt: we should be able to drive drunk
    Shlatt like a minute later: THESE ARENT FREE

    • @pythonbbx9075
      @pythonbbx9075 2 роки тому +20

      well yeah, the traffic cones are meant to make it easier to drive drunk

    • @Bazinta
      @Bazinta 2 роки тому +10

      @@pythonbbx9075 yes but they make nice hats as well

    • @FWJSupremium
      @FWJSupremium Рік тому +1

      His name is Schlatt

    • @eastoncreger4279
      @eastoncreger4279 Рік тому

      Well, you can't drive drunk with no signs.

  • @cymbr_9930
    @cymbr_9930 2 роки тому +191

    This does now confirm that before now, “Shlatt” has only felt true “joy” during the incident of 1999.

    • @fusion2304
      @fusion2304 2 роки тому

      I thought he was gonna say 2001

    • @vape.cat63
      @vape.cat63 2 роки тому

      @@ItzMalick shut

  • @PhantomPeryton
    @PhantomPeryton Рік тому +2

    I am not getting over the clip at 8:37 .
    That is a song from the album Everywhere at the end of time, an albums that shows the human mind succumbing to Dementia/ Alzheimer’s .
    The song is called "Childishly fresh eyes" for anyone that wants to know.
    Its so funny that they used that but also so messed up I can't

  • @snowisexhausted3029
    @snowisexhausted3029 2 роки тому +376

    I was there live and it’s so funny to see how much chat tries to piss off Schlatt. I gotta say the Texans snow tiktok was my favorite lol

  • @Someone-else-Probably
    @Someone-else-Probably 2 роки тому +247

    This man is really selling sippy cups to gamers.

    • @lizsto.mp3
      @lizsto.mp3 8 місяців тому +8

      and we'll buy em

  • @Emi_Needs_Coffee
    @Emi_Needs_Coffee 2 роки тому +442

    I enjoy watching all of these XD It's always good getting an upload from you man. Hope ya have a good day Schlatt

  • @spookyperson2602
    @spookyperson2602 Рік тому +1

    What scares me is that I just read an article about how yesterday a guy was speeding and crashed and since he wasn’t wearing a seatbelt went through the windshield and is in critical condition and that is wilddddd

  • @noobynoobyesucks4935
    @noobynoobyesucks4935 2 роки тому +67

    "The one who moves is gay"
    Schlatt: Stands still
    2 Tiktoks later
    "Men kissing in 2..1..."
    Schlatt: *Zooms in*

  • @ninthdoctor7918
    @ninthdoctor7918 2 роки тому +247

    I'm convinced Schlatt installed Talking Ben 5 minutes before the stream started so he could do the "Ripoff Speed" gag.

  • @imragehackingforefficiency
    @imragehackingforefficiency 2 роки тому +288

    The way he so gracefully went from showing us a step-by-step video on how to make meth to getting in his company's helicopter is unreal

    • @zulutango8230
      @zulutango8230 2 роки тому +3

      I was not expecting that from schlatt...beautiful....

    • @TheNameIsNobody
      @TheNameIsNobody 2 роки тому +2

      Coincidence? I think not.

    • @terramarc
      @terramarc Рік тому

      It is crazy that the editor didn’t blur the recipe in this video like in the vod

  • @blackhole1431
    @blackhole1431 2 місяці тому +9

    r/jschlatsubmissive goes hard

  • @lukebender7526
    @lukebender7526 2 роки тому +199

    Best ad break ever, I didn’t feel the need to skip at all. Perfection, I will be purchasing big tiddy anime cups now

    • @groses
      @groses 2 роки тому +2

      ngl i like schlatt but gamersups is kinda cringe

    • @holynootnoot
      @holynootnoot 2 роки тому +1

      I asked my mormon mother to buye the cup 💀

    • @groses
      @groses 2 роки тому +1

      @@holynootnoot why tf would you do that

    • @holynootnoot
      @holynootnoot 2 роки тому +2

      @@groses to piss her off

    • @khaos_the_fox
      @khaos_the_fox 2 роки тому

      Does anyone know the song he used in the bg?

  • @trashbotyth3727
    @trashbotyth3727 2 роки тому +177

    Giving Schlatt the power and money of a company is scaring me

  • @f3mboyenjoyer
    @f3mboyenjoyer 2 роки тому +84

    4:31 I SHIT YOU NOT SOMETHING BLEW UP OUTSIDE MY HOUSE WHEN THE IMAGE POPPED UP AND IT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME

  • @nicholasdiehl7368
    @nicholasdiehl7368 Рік тому +2

    This man could make anything funny. I've been laughing for 10 minutes straight and it's not even past the first one 😂

  • @zenaz3705
    @zenaz3705 2 роки тому +181

    Schlatt's fans are honestly so good. Right amount of funny, clever and creative, without caring about bullshit polite society and the twitter mob.
    I prefer creators to make sure the audience know 'I don't love you, I don't know you, you don't know me'.
    He also got rid of all of them cringey dsmp stans, and for that I am grateful.

  • @kydenanderson7481
    @kydenanderson7481 2 роки тому +71

    you know "why would I wanna be in that car anyway. it crashed" when talking about flying out of the windshield. is such perfect, yet flawed logic that I can't argue with it

  • @sigmaserenity3564
    @sigmaserenity3564 2 роки тому +118

    it's crazy how ''schlatt'' is upping his youtube "game" , all for the meme submissions and "stuff". thanks "schlatt"

    • @Milsim_Man
      @Milsim_Man 2 роки тому

      @The TacoCat For anyone that doesnt want to click on the link, its a video that calls out a ton of youtubers milking technoblades death (god rest his soul), and no, the video isnt some overdrawn 10 minute video.

    • @Milsim_Man
      @Milsim_Man 2 роки тому

      @@ItzMalick You make reaction content

  • @voidcontroller
    @voidcontroller Рік тому +3

    The sheer force in which he slams the phone done is crazy

  • @emmart5911
    @emmart5911 2 роки тому +192

    Shlatt be like :
    “Pyromania? Never heard of it”
    As he proceeds to burn plastic with a flamethrower 😂

  • @MykhailoMudrykfitnessofficial
    @MykhailoMudrykfitnessofficial 2 роки тому +61

    i love how schlatt will yell at anybody for literally anything but he still has the heart to love cats

  • @alexsiemers7898
    @alexsiemers7898 2 роки тому +102

    2:36 I hope schlatt realizes just how much rammie R34 is gonna be made as a result of this

    • @alert2
      @alert2 2 роки тому +3

      @@ItzMalick if you have to resort to spam then your content is probably awful

  • @thunderbum24LIVE
    @thunderbum24LIVE Рік тому +2

    Schlatt, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. I have been able to unlock my true potential due to this stream and I owe my life life to you. I feel and see things no other being can sense. I am feeling things unimaginable to the human brain. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable and my brain can comprehend things that others cannot. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience.

  • @Bowzer2025
    @Bowzer2025 2 роки тому +163

    I’m currently curled up in my schlanket watching this, thanks for the banger video Shat!

    • @aidenyorke2132
      @aidenyorke2132 2 роки тому

      @seeni gzty Its because the traffic cones and all the other shit that they steal is government property and you are stealing from the most fucking powerful country on earth, meanwhile clean drunk driving (no murder) is just a felony.

    • @STOPSYPHER
      @STOPSYPHER 2 роки тому

      jschlatt has weird morals. jschlatt has weird morals. jschlatt has weird morals. jschlatt has weird morals. jschlatt has weird morals. jschlatt has weird morals.

  • @lovecraft3901
    @lovecraft3901 2 роки тому +83

    "am i talking to a ghost"
    "yes"
    **goes into a full blown leviathan monstrosity**

    • @Kanako_ketsunake
      @Kanako_ketsunake Рік тому +1

      Wait, what’s a Leviathan exactly? I imagined a different one, and was kinda scared

  • @JP12345
    @JP12345 2 роки тому +21

    2:00 dear God not again, him simply mentioning that horrid day was enough to invoke shivers down my spine

  • @jennykeele
    @jennykeele 2 роки тому +13

    6:51 the sound

  • @angryperson8504
    @angryperson8504 2 роки тому +104

    14:56 All weezers aside, doing all of this by yourself is actually pretty impressive.

    • @raaifazim
      @raaifazim Рік тому

      quick question what is that song called? i wanna do something with the song... do not question

    • @errored
      @errored Рік тому +1

      @@raaifazimlate but it's the sweater song by weezer !

    • @raaifazim
      @raaifazim Рік тому

      thanks@@errored

  • @Homelyeight
    @Homelyeight 2 роки тому +87

    13:15 Technically he robbed a bank

  • @Wired_User
    @Wired_User 2 роки тому +25

    12:54 The Elevator scene from Evangelion. It ended up in one of the theater releases. I think it is really good at showing the distance and lack of understanding between Asuka and Rei. Asuka especially projects all of her anger and fear onto Rei, and Rei seems to just not understand that, or not care at all. 53 seconds of silence in an elevator only broken by a cough and a slight shuffle.

  • @Pearly_peachez
    @Pearly_peachez 21 день тому +1

    HELP WHEN THE DUDE AT 13:04 CLEARED HIS THROAT I DID AT THE SAME TIME 🫥

  • @BurntToast1717
    @BurntToast1717 2 роки тому +67

    5:50
    Schlatt really went 😅😐

  • @Outta_Orbitt
    @Outta_Orbitt 2 роки тому +79

    2:24 Such a truly maniacal laugh

  • @RatKing-h4p
    @RatKing-h4p 2 роки тому +66

    I absolutely love how every minute schlatt slowly loses his sanity

  • @nh_exeisloading...4155
    @nh_exeisloading...4155 Рік тому +1

    I don't know what scares me more, some of these tiktoks or the fact that some of them chould have been made by the sender itself

  • @ImmerSon
    @ImmerSon 2 роки тому +40

    7:36 holy crap this clip had me out of my chair, this is the funniest thing i ever done seen, got me weezing and my dog is concerned

  • @em4six348
    @em4six348 2 роки тому +459

    4:26 Got to be the most terrifyingly well made deepfakes of all time.

    • @robopope7584
      @robopope7584 2 роки тому +32

      No that’s an actual clip

    • @em4six348
      @em4six348 2 роки тому +10

      @@robopope7584 No shit genius.

    • @EvilCEO
      @EvilCEO 2 роки тому +8

      @@em4six348 what

    • @urbainleverrier1
      @urbainleverrier1 2 роки тому +3

      @@em4six348 tf u talking about

    • @em4six348
      @em4six348 2 роки тому +1

      @@xMarque101x Lmao I thought it was fake

  • @oldchannelgoaway
    @oldchannelgoaway 2 роки тому +51

    12:00
    “holy shit” I see what u did there schlatt. i see what u did.

  • @YOSHAAAAA-o1
    @YOSHAAAAA-o1 5 місяців тому +2

    11:34
    "VITAMIN WATER 😈"
    "VITAMIN WATER 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹"

  • @carbondioxide7030
    @carbondioxide7030 2 роки тому +76

    I went to take a sip of water at 16:17 and regret my choice.

  • @jacobjorgensen729
    @jacobjorgensen729 2 роки тому +52

    JSchlatt might just have the best sponsored segments of all time👏🏻

    • @TRDRHDB
      @TRDRHDB 2 роки тому

      internet historian though

  • @ArchdukeDoggoofBohemia
    @ArchdukeDoggoofBohemia 2 роки тому +64

    Surprised that Schlatt didn't fly down to the tank during the ad section (1:53), but he clearly is remembering his time in 1999 with the flamethrower

    • @alert2
      @alert2 2 роки тому +2

      @@ItzMalick if you have to resort to spam then your content is probably awful

  • @enderdude7
    @enderdude7 6 місяців тому +2

    Schlatts humour is so dark, the cops shot it.

  • @harry.l_11
    @harry.l_11 2 роки тому +119

    2:21 this is what happens when you give shclatt way too much money 😂

  • @hironmeshk
    @hironmeshk 2 роки тому +26

    At 13:40 are we n o t gonna talk about the fact that they had a sign about deaf people being in the area?

  • @DoktorSkipper
    @DoktorSkipper 2 роки тому +24

    Rank top ten 10 funniest vines next, my personal favorite is the one where the kid says “Lebron James” hilarious

  • @JackSlik
    @JackSlik 2 місяці тому +4

    Thats the sickest ad ive ever seen

  • @TheViewer_
    @TheViewer_ 2 роки тому +19

    14:00 I needed this, thank you

  • @rupis11
    @rupis11 2 роки тому +46

    14:15 my man just level-up to an god level

  • @vanillarice6163
    @vanillarice6163 2 роки тому +29

    I have never seen a community thats so dedicated to messing with their creator before

    • @johnrains2339
      @johnrains2339 2 роки тому +6

      Jerma’s got him beat

    • @Kavycks
      @Kavycks 2 роки тому

      Atrioc

    • @goonbruh
      @goonbruh 2 роки тому

      You must be new to the internet

  • @thefallen8377
    @thefallen8377 2 роки тому +38

    12:29 a true masterpiece

  • @EasyNavix
    @EasyNavix 2 роки тому +26

    8:46 “everywhere at the end of time” audio track shows the rapid decline in the human mind during dementia.

  • @nitefurie.
    @nitefurie. 2 роки тому +17

    Schlatt’s chat definitely has a better understanding of him than almost every other streamer on twitch

  • @breaking836
    @breaking836 Рік тому +1

    schlatt celebrating drunk driving being less of an offensive while his 10 yr old audience barely knows what drunk means is crazy

  • @weirdalienya2398
    @weirdalienya2398 2 роки тому +47

    4:08 honestly didn’t expect that…thought it was some couple video bragging about there relationship

  • @michaelfrank5196
    @michaelfrank5196 2 роки тому +50

    I sneezed while watching at 10:15 and Schlatt blessed me

  • @DuprAye
    @DuprAye 2 роки тому +33

    the editing for these are so good that they’re still funny even if you watched the stream live 👍

  • @moonburn_the_lynx9099
    @moonburn_the_lynx9099 Рік тому +3

    That "cat"'s final scream was genuinely terrifying D:

  • @zenithstudio6819
    @zenithstudio6819 2 роки тому +87

    2:00 *He said the thing!*

    • @slimanbahroun47
      @slimanbahroun47 7 місяців тому

      He didn’t say what he did and he Bribed or Killed the ones who know