Kit Palmer that is the most pretentious comment ever. He’s hilarious and brings it every time but his stand up isn’t that great. He is a good roaster. His stand up jokes are actually some I’d see in a family guy episode.
Aint gonna lie... I like Jeff. He always stays to shake the hands of all people he roasted and to thank them for beeing a good sports. He even came off the stage to salute James Francos grandma cos he also roasted her. Give a dude some credit for that.
It mine too, it his delivery that makes it brilliant. The full quote is “David Husselhoff walks into a bar… every morning and then he stays there until it closes”.
Jeff is the MASTER of comedic delivery, just nails it, every time. That being said, please God never let Jeff every dress this way again lol. Nightmares for days XD
Awww, look at Seth in 3:50 :( He holds a drink when he gets nervous but he didn't have any in Jeff's speech so he doesn't know what to do with his hands :( It's so adorable and cute at the same time.
Hahahaha Fuck! That "South park called, they want their everything back" and "there she is looking beautiful as never" are just beyond everything, genius!
''What are the odds an alcoholic gets cast in a show about a car that drives itself''
laila1989ism yo!!! I never even thought of that!!!! That’s funny af!!!! That would make a good show
Always reminds me how much drunk people will be buying a Tesla😂😂😂😂
only in america
lazy Guitarist probably not too many drunks setting aside that much money for a car 😂
That was Elon Musk's Muse
That Hitler joke about knowing when your career is over is very underrated
😞
That Anne Frank entertainment void part was even better.
That was awesome
It was too soon
Yes, he should have added, "he killed himself"
Notice Hulk Hogan completely unfazed by a man making his entrance in bikini bottoms to blaring rock music. Just another day at the office
Lmaooooo he came out like a tag team partner
great post.
Also, looks like Hulk can't laugh at himself, he barely cracked a smile!
@@themadbadger2920 he was wasted lmao
Great comedic observation.
'There she is looking as beautiful as never' my favorite joke
Brutality
Simple but effective
Truth, NO LIES!! Lisa Lampanelli is VERY UNATTRACTIVE!! 🤢👎🏽
nah the tits joke was
How could you ignore dog the pastrami hunter? Lol
Jeff is a different breed. He keeps it classy yet HILARIOUS!
I have to admit, Jeff Ross is the only roaster I always watch on UA-cam over and over.
And Anthony Jeselnik.
Don't sleep on his talent.
How is it Jeff Ross never has been hired as a writer for Seth's Animation shows? He fits right in
Jeff's too high brow for Family Guy
Kit Palmer that is the most pretentious comment ever. He’s hilarious and brings it every time but his stand up isn’t that great. He is a good roaster. His stand up jokes are actually some I’d see in a family guy episode.
Kit Palmer you act like he is some genious poet or something.
I think one of the requirements is to be funny??
thepglenn on family guy? I don't think that's been a requirement since season 3
“Bathes in the tears of poor people” Springer knows it’s true too.
Should have gotten an Emmy for holding your stomach in for 12 seasons! Lol
"coz every night you drown in your own sorrows." savage af
Classy roast, nasty, but knew that the daughters were off limits, instead complimented them to roast the guest. Genius
Classy.
@@miajaikaran6852 Huh?
Talent skips a generation...You're probably awesome
It’s because no one cares about them lol you don’t even know their names
Undoubtedly one of the best roasts of all times!
Roasting for Jeff is like breathing
Correct.
Valid
Because the fatter he gets, the harder it is?
deadcrowes19 tried it
No, jeff is good at roasting
Aint gonna lie... I like Jeff. He always stays to shake the hands of all people he roasted and to thank them for beeing a good sports. He even came off the stage to salute James Francos grandma cos he also roasted her. Give a dude some credit for that.
Jeff Ross top 5 roasters of all time imo
Battle Ship him and greg giraldo are my top2.. wbu?
Battle Ship yeah and he is nr 1 on that list 😉
greg giraldo owns
wtf he's in his own lane
The real King is Sebastian Rejent from Poland!
What's amazing about Ross is that he wears the most bizarre outfits to roasts and still kills it.
6 minutes of killer jokes. Jeff is born to do this. GOAT roaster
jeff is totally brilliant every time.. good on this man. and he can take a a laugh as well
respect to this dude!
That was 6 minutes of top quality roast jokes.
Gilbert Godfrey has my favorite roast joke of all time during this roast.
"David Hasselhoff walks into a bar, and then stays there until it closes"
It mine too, it his delivery that makes it brilliant. The full quote is “David Husselhoff walks into a bar… every morning and then he stays there until it closes”.
LOVE Lisa Lampanelli! Her reactions to jokes about herself are priceless:)
There she is looking as beautiful as never 4:06 😂😂😂 but in all seriousness she’s a very good sport
That south park joke at 1:00 was so savage. South park creators absolutely hate MacFarlane.
Abdullah Abd why
@@pickle8649 Because they're cunts
BlackSketchyThing okay. fuck em then
I don’t get why they can’t get a long imagine if McFarlane and the South Park duo teamed up that would be legendary
@@codybrooksmusic4119 family guy is a gag show south park is more story centered they fucking hate gags
The joke about driving itself was just brilliant
I love how Seth MacFarlane checks his hand after Jeff handshakes it.
I love the bartender cracking the whole time.
What are the odds an alcoholic gets cast in a show about a car that drives itself🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jeff is a classic comedian guy.If u ever get bored or piss off,just watch him he's the guy that can change your mood.Hands down this dude got jokes
"The Hoff´s beautiful daughters are here, give them some love"
Oh, I would...
That joke about hulk hogan n Roman numerals is the funniest joke ever 😂😂
The Anne Frank joke cracked me up the hardest.
StabbingPrivateMellish too soon
Me too!!! ‘What, too soon?’
Savage
hell yeah you guys sound like my kind of people....who wants to go rape some hookers with me tonight
Do you mind explaining it? I didn't get it.
Seth looking at his hand after the handshake with Jeff Ross 😂
Jeff’s “they both made embarrassing videos with meat stuffed in their mouths”. By far the best zinger ! Lol
I dont get this reference? Any captain to explain it?
@@kianodoganofficial David Hasselhoff was filmed eating a cheeseburger drunk off the floor and Pam made a sex tape with Tommy Lee. Hope that helps.
Jeff is the MASTER of comedic delivery, just nails it, every time. That being said, please God never let Jeff every dress this way again lol. Nightmares for days XD
I like how Jeff laughs at his own jokes
Hulk's been wrestling for over 3 decades... With his Sexuality!!! lmao, salute to Jeff Ross.
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Greg! Greg! Greg!
All gone but not forgotten!
So great to see Greg Giraldo laughing...RIP...:(
5:17 hey that works in spanish too......
I noticed it too!
Ok. He got me on “Dog, the Pastrami Hunter”. 😂😂😂
This man is the best roaster of all time
I agree one hundred percent
THIS MAN WAS ON FIRE IN THIS ROAST HAHAHAHA, HE BLASTED!
He is always on fire
+TheHumbled He burns fire for breakfast
+Maravi Yoso he lights his blunts by roasting em
Hey Eva how is the medicine today did not work to do it
The Roman numerals killed me 😂
4:49-4:56 The grandaddy burn of all burns at a roast.
By the end you really did run in slow motion!!! Lol
South Park called, they want their everything back lmao 😂😂😂😂😂
"No means No Michael" still gets me🤣🤣
"The Hoff" knows how to laugh at himself.
When Seth looked at his hand after shaking Jeff’s 💀 😂
he looks like gahdafi
+nazmul hoque He was wearing a copy of his uniform at Charlie Sheen's roast.
no shit !
ah shit, I've been thinking to whom does this guy look like.
“Every night you drown in your own sorrow” 😂 💀
The one with Hasselhoff and Anderson with meat in their mouth......LMMFAO! 😂
There is also another connection between them inside that joke.
Dude is a roast king....he just kills 'em.....fucking hilarious.
his daughters are gorgeous
Yes they are!
enter google....most females are attractive with good makeup
+Chad W I don't think that rule applies to Lisa Lampinelli
the blond one just the face. google her she is a fat wobbly whale!
Awww, look at Seth in 3:50 :( He holds a drink when he gets nervous but he didn't have any in Jeff's speech so he doesn't know what to do with his hands :( It's so adorable and cute at the same time.
whenever im depressed, i just smoke a bowl and watch this
"You look like dog the pastrami hunter" LMAO!
Good comedy never gets old.
It’s so hard to not look at the captions that I can’t understand
lmao ikr feels realbad
its cool seeing greg again
I was thinking the same now I'm going to watch him on UA-cam
Aww I know..
Jeffrey Ross I love you hun you're friggin awesome 💯 👍👌❤️😘
I can't believe they allowed Rosie O'Donnell on stage without pants and a 70s perm.
Okay Jeff I have to apologize you really did your job on this one awesome man
Lisa..There she is looking beautiful as never 😂💀
"Finally, a Jew gets to roast a German."
Ross had no filter.
His daughters are bloooody fire mate!!!!😍😍🔥😍🔥😍🔥😍 damn
One of the best roasts in history of roasts
Dog the pastrami hunter!!!! Funny shit!!!!!
I cried laughing at that shit
Gold
Damn when he nailed Jerry Springer dude's face look like a Oompa Loompa he was so embarrassed🤣🤣🤣🤣
There should have been standing ovation for that opening...
Every joke is a closer. He's the master.
Hell yeah! Thanks so much!
Jeff Ross is the most savage and hilarious to ever grave the stage
Lisa is a good sport... Laughing hard at yourself is the only way you can dilute Jeff's hits
I love that she’s able to laugh at herself without taking it that hard
Seth McFarlane at 0:29, I died laughing.
Vince J the least funny thing out of the video but yeah clever.....
R.I.P
Fantástico! Cuanta diferencia con el humor light español, son pocos los transgresores
Jeff Ross always goes IN😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
for some reason Jeff side kicking the air is the funniest part of this for me
LMAOO
Jeff ross remains the king of roasts not because his funny but because its the only place we see him
Jeff is an awesome comic
How is this not the greatest jeff ross moment ever
Jeff is the roast master because he works in Starbucks.
When I first saw this the first that came to mind was the phrase "Save the Whales harpoon Jeff Ross".😂
Hey look my aunt is on tv. Oh wait that’s Jeff Ross.
jeff is ferocious
I dont speak spanish, I dont understand spanish. But I read the subtitles cause I got love for ya, Spanish.
We love you too buddy!
We love you back!!!
Te envió besitos desde Barcelona
RIP Jerry Springer.
knight rider was my favorite show growing up...
+JO Darmian you were gay growing up
+wiremessiah 😂😂😂😂😂😂
*****
nothing wrong with being gay
+JO Darmian thats cool bro, my brothers gay also.
+K0RZN STRiFE feel that burn
Hahahaha Fuck! That "South park called, they want their everything back" and "there she is looking beautiful as never" are just beyond everything, genius!
Great writing @ Jeff Ross - love the Anne Frank anecdote at 1:30.
"Lifeguard/Drown in your own Sorrows" at 2:00.
"Alcoholic, car-that-drives-itself " just great writing.
Greg, Jeff and Lisa. The only reasons I watched roasts. Tried watching some now and it's not the same 😔
looking beautiful as never had me dyinggg
Entertainment void left by Anne Frank. 😂😂
Classic!
Best part of joke too, almost slips under the radar.
R. I. P. Greg Giraldo
brilliantance great quickness and I.q..
Jeff Ross probably that quiet nerd kid that was about to get beat up, but then started talking about the bully until he cried.
We now know what Shia LeBouf will look like when he gets older.
I may have laughed hardest at his Roman numeral counting.
Master of his craft!!!
so gorgeous Hasselhoff's daughters
I discovered Jeff Ross like 1 hour back and I am already counting him just behind Don Rickles.
Oh, your in for a treat, enjoy the binge. Coffee helps lol
I just found the guy you mentioned! Thanks