El Roast de David Hasselhoff - Jeff Ross

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @laila1989ism
    @laila1989ism 6 років тому +1405

    ''What are the odds an alcoholic gets cast in a show about a car that drives itself''

    • @andrewlancastera1642
      @andrewlancastera1642 5 років тому +6

      laila1989ism yo!!! I never even thought of that!!!! That’s funny af!!!! That would make a good show

    • @cuauhtemocmorisco3493
      @cuauhtemocmorisco3493 5 років тому +14

      Always reminds me how much drunk people will be buying a Tesla😂😂😂😂

    • @BdeJJG
      @BdeJJG 5 років тому

      only in america

    • @cheddarbob8368
      @cheddarbob8368 5 років тому +1

      lazy Guitarist probably not too many drunks setting aside that much money for a car 😂

    • @jamesriley5305
      @jamesriley5305 5 років тому +2

      That was Elon Musk's Muse

  • @TheRavencastle
    @TheRavencastle 8 років тому +2207

    How is it Jeff Ross never has been hired as a writer for Seth's Animation shows? He fits right in

    • @kitpalmer1583
      @kitpalmer1583 8 років тому +187

      Jeff's too high brow for Family Guy

    • @gavinthomas1745
      @gavinthomas1745 6 років тому +22

      Kit Palmer that is the most pretentious comment ever. He’s hilarious and brings it every time but his stand up isn’t that great. He is a good roaster. His stand up jokes are actually some I’d see in a family guy episode.

    • @gavinthomas1745
      @gavinthomas1745 6 років тому +11

      Kit Palmer you act like he is some genious poet or something.

    • @thepglenn
      @thepglenn 6 років тому +2

      I think one of the requirements is to be funny??

    • @gz4wbz
      @gz4wbz 6 років тому +20

      thepglenn on family guy? I don't think that's been a requirement since season 3

  • @Titanandenceladus
    @Titanandenceladus 6 років тому +1642

    'There she is looking as beautiful as never' my favorite joke

    • @ascetamisantropo4911
      @ascetamisantropo4911 6 років тому +21

      Brutality

    • @zm4522
      @zm4522 5 років тому +23

      Simple but effective

    • @fernie2583
      @fernie2583 5 років тому +4

      Truth, NO LIES!! Lisa Lampanelli is VERY UNATTRACTIVE!! 🤢👎🏽

    • @djt8870
      @djt8870 5 років тому

      nah the tits joke was

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok 5 років тому +7

      How could you ignore dog the pastrami hunter? Lol

  • @jasiriboards
    @jasiriboards 4 роки тому +974

    Notice Hulk Hogan completely unfazed by a man making his entrance in bikini bottoms to blaring rock music. Just another day at the office

    • @bigrich9526
      @bigrich9526 4 роки тому +36

      Lmaooooo he came out like a tag team partner

    • @davereynolds7472
      @davereynolds7472 4 роки тому +3

      great post.

    • @themadbadger2920
      @themadbadger2920 3 роки тому +7

      Also, looks like Hulk can't laugh at himself, he barely cracked a smile!

    • @Tee-OhBee
      @Tee-OhBee 3 роки тому +3

      @@themadbadger2920 he was wasted lmao

    • @notyetskeletal4809
      @notyetskeletal4809 3 роки тому +2

      Great comedic observation.

  • @andrewroberts8139
    @andrewroberts8139 5 років тому +2047

    That Hitler joke about knowing when your career is over is very underrated

  • @JakeGraceAndGlory
    @JakeGraceAndGlory 5 років тому +155

    I have to admit, Jeff Ross is the only roaster I always watch on UA-cam over and over.

    • @PSYCHOV3N0M
      @PSYCHOV3N0M Рік тому +1

      And Anthony Jeselnik.
      Don't sleep on his talent.

  • @bigpharmasports9120
    @bigpharmasports9120 6 років тому +506

    Classy roast, nasty, but knew that the daughters were off limits, instead complimented them to roast the guest. Genius

    • @stevem2323
      @stevem2323 5 років тому +21

      Classy.

    • @stevem2323
      @stevem2323 3 роки тому

      @@miajaikaran6852 Huh?

    • @UrielEternal
      @UrielEternal 3 роки тому +2

      Talent skips a generation...You're probably awesome

    • @MarksTournaments
      @MarksTournaments 2 роки тому +1

      It’s because no one cares about them lol you don’t even know their names

  • @SamuraiShampoo___
    @SamuraiShampoo___ 6 років тому +133

    “Bathes in the tears of poor people” Springer knows it’s true too.

  • @tonytoni1150
    @tonytoni1150 2 роки тому +28

    Jeff is a different breed. He keeps it classy yet HILARIOUS!

  • @999titu
    @999titu 6 років тому +843

    Roasting for Jeff is like breathing

  • @echolot
    @echolot 8 років тому +191

    "coz every night you drown in your own sorrows." savage af

  • @davidsalmon4009
    @davidsalmon4009 8 років тому +718

    Jeff Ross top 5 roasters of all time imo

    • @vekinijebitno
      @vekinijebitno 8 років тому +44

      Battle Ship him and greg giraldo are my top2.. wbu?

    • @mjss1980NL
      @mjss1980NL 8 років тому +18

      Battle Ship yeah and he is nr 1 on that list 😉

    • @robertzeleznik8124
      @robertzeleznik8124 7 років тому +10

      greg giraldo owns

    • @cainpoe
      @cainpoe 7 років тому +7

      wtf he's in his own lane

    • @MrLayzzz
      @MrLayzzz 6 років тому

      The real King is Sebastian Rejent from Poland!

  • @jeffreyadams8345
    @jeffreyadams8345 6 років тому +80

    Should have gotten an Emmy for holding your stomach in for 12 seasons! Lol

  • @StRose9
    @StRose9 5 років тому +47

    Aint gonna lie... I like Jeff. He always stays to shake the hands of all people he roasted and to thank them for beeing a good sports. He even came off the stage to salute James Francos grandma cos he also roasted her. Give a dude some credit for that.

  • @Stasi78
    @Stasi78 5 років тому +20

    Undoubtedly one of the best roasts of all times!

  • @owilliams0886
    @owilliams0886 6 років тому +124

    What's amazing about Ross is that he wears the most bizarre outfits to roasts and still kills it.

  • @danos1011
    @danos1011 8 років тому +155

    jeff is totally brilliant every time.. good on this man. and he can take a a laugh as well
    respect to this dude!

  • @jvm-tv
    @jvm-tv 6 років тому +88

    That was 6 minutes of top quality roast jokes.

  • @simondewitt7161
    @simondewitt7161 3 роки тому +44

    Gilbert Godfrey has my favorite roast joke of all time during this roast.
    "David Hasselhoff walks into a bar, and then stays there until it closes"

    • @saar144
      @saar144 2 роки тому +3

      It mine too, it his delivery that makes it brilliant. The full quote is “David Husselhoff walks into a bar… every morning and then he stays there until it closes”.

  • @jvm-tv
    @jvm-tv 4 роки тому +11

    6 minutes of killer jokes. Jeff is born to do this. GOAT roaster

  • @platinumpatience5307
    @platinumpatience5307 4 роки тому +22

    I love how Seth MacFarlane checks his hand after Jeff handshakes it.

  • @abdullahabd7677
    @abdullahabd7677 5 років тому +155

    That south park joke at 1:00 was so savage. South park creators absolutely hate MacFarlane.

    • @pickle8649
      @pickle8649 5 років тому +3

      Abdullah Abd why

    • @Ecclesiastes11718
      @Ecclesiastes11718 4 роки тому +7

      @@pickle8649 Because they're cunts

    • @pickle8649
      @pickle8649 4 роки тому +1

      BlackSketchyThing okay. fuck em then

    • @codybrooksmusic4119
      @codybrooksmusic4119 4 роки тому +15

      I don’t get why they can’t get a long imagine if McFarlane and the South Park duo teamed up that would be legendary

    • @hhyy7177
      @hhyy7177 4 роки тому +24

      @@codybrooksmusic4119 family guy is a gag show south park is more story centered they fucking hate gags

  • @IgiWhiteman
    @IgiWhiteman 7 років тому +32

    "The Hoff´s beautiful daughters are here, give them some love"
    Oh, I would...

  • @jkeegan154
    @jkeegan154 9 років тому +806

    The Anne Frank joke cracked me up the hardest.

    • @liudizzle
      @liudizzle 6 років тому +3

      StabbingPrivateMellish too soon

    • @randolphperkins6584
      @randolphperkins6584 6 років тому +10

      Me too!!! ‘What, too soon?’

    • @xxBONGHUNTER420xx
      @xxBONGHUNTER420xx 6 років тому

      Savage

    • @thedon8745
      @thedon8745 4 роки тому +1

      hell yeah you guys sound like my kind of people....who wants to go rape some hookers with me tonight

    • @sophiabel6621
      @sophiabel6621 4 роки тому +1

      Do you mind explaining it? I didn't get it.

  • @jeffreyadams8345
    @jeffreyadams8345 5 років тому +49

    What are the odds an alcoholic gets cast in a show about a car that drives itself🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Yfrboy
    @Yfrboy 4 роки тому +30

    I love the bartender cracking the whole time.

  • @sand826
    @sand826 5 років тому +78

    Seth looking at his hand after the handshake with Jeff Ross 😂

  • @bernlin2000
    @bernlin2000 2 роки тому +20

    Jeff is the MASTER of comedic delivery, just nails it, every time. That being said, please God never let Jeff every dress this way again lol. Nightmares for days XD

  • @okohemeka1146
    @okohemeka1146 3 роки тому +18

    That joke about hulk hogan n Roman numerals is the funniest joke ever 😂😂

  • @TenTegens
    @TenTegens 6 років тому +17

    The joke about driving itself was just brilliant

  • @trnharris
    @trnharris 7 років тому +15

    LOVE Lisa Lampanelli! Her reactions to jokes about herself are priceless:)

    • @dirty.dan37
      @dirty.dan37 3 роки тому +3

      There she is looking as beautiful as never 4:06 😂😂😂 but in all seriousness she’s a very good sport

  • @euclidcommon9896
    @euclidcommon9896 7 років тому +82

    Hulk's been wrestling for over 3 decades... With his Sexuality!!! lmao, salute to Jeff Ross.

  • @blindedby2monkeys
    @blindedby2monkeys 9 років тому +217

    5:17 hey that works in spanish too......

  • @asianzeusecannon5880
    @asianzeusecannon5880 4 роки тому +6

    Jeff is a classic comedian guy.If u ever get bored or piss off,just watch him he's the guy that can change your mood.Hands down this dude got jokes

  • @nazmaster1
    @nazmaster1 8 років тому +386

    he looks like gahdafi

    • @danijelujcic8644
      @danijelujcic8644 8 років тому +39

      +nazmul hoque He was wearing a copy of his uniform at Charlie Sheen's roast.

    • @ShreekDj
      @ShreekDj 8 років тому +3

      no shit !

    • @Ar1AnX1x
      @Ar1AnX1x 4 роки тому +1

      ah shit, I've been thinking to whom does this guy look like.

  • @godbluffvdgg
    @godbluffvdgg 3 роки тому +15

    So great to see Greg Giraldo laughing...RIP...:(

  • @luenr09
    @luenr09 9 років тому +342

    THIS MAN WAS ON FIRE IN THIS ROAST HAHAHAHA, HE BLASTED!

    • @reerbaadia1896
      @reerbaadia1896 9 років тому +15

      He is always on fire

    • @maraviyoso8473
      @maraviyoso8473 8 років тому +6

      +TheHumbled He burns fire for breakfast

    • @Martinnn_
      @Martinnn_ 8 років тому +3

      +Maravi Yoso he lights his blunts by roasting em

    • @MTBSamurai
      @MTBSamurai 6 років тому

      Hey Eva how is the medicine today did not work to do it

  • @JayPTV
    @JayPTV 4 роки тому +15

    This man is the best roaster of all time

  • @grantpurdy5042
    @grantpurdy5042 3 роки тому +22

    Jeff’s “they both made embarrassing videos with meat stuffed in their mouths”. By far the best zinger ! Lol

    • @kianodoganofficial
      @kianodoganofficial 2 роки тому

      I dont get this reference? Any captain to explain it?

    • @eddiegutierrez1843
      @eddiegutierrez1843 2 роки тому

      @@kianodoganofficial David Hasselhoff was filmed eating a cheeseburger drunk off the floor and Pam made a sex tape with Tommy Lee. Hope that helps.

  • @ricaldoh3232
    @ricaldoh3232 Рік тому +12

    I like how Jeff laughs at his own jokes

  • @fatherleo4603
    @fatherleo4603 4 роки тому +11

    South Park called, they want their everything back lmao 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JasonNation72
    @JasonNation72 5 років тому +12

    4:49-4:56 The grandaddy burn of all burns at a roast.

  • @SteamGaming2023
    @SteamGaming2023 Рік тому +1

    Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
    Greg! Greg! Greg!
    All gone but not forgotten!

  • @mezmerized4lifejay654
    @mezmerized4lifejay654 4 роки тому +35

    Lisa..There she is looking beautiful as never 😂💀

  • @sammeo
    @sammeo 8 років тому +154

    his daughters are gorgeous

    • @yanksfan43
      @yanksfan43 8 років тому +5

      Yes they are!

    • @chadw4638
      @chadw4638 8 років тому +37

      enter google....most females are attractive with good makeup

    • @Lewis9709
      @Lewis9709 7 років тому +8

      +Chad W I don't think that rule applies to Lisa Lampinelli

    • @aberwarum222
      @aberwarum222 7 років тому

      the blond one just the face. google her she is a fat wobbly whale!

  • @autisticfitness176
    @autisticfitness176 5 років тому +17

    The Roman numerals killed me 😂

  • @yanksfan43
    @yanksfan43 7 років тому +61

    By the end you really did run in slow motion!!! Lol

  • @parkermudsen1063
    @parkermudsen1063 3 роки тому +4

    Ok. He got me on “Dog, the Pastrami Hunter”. 😂😂😂

  • @bubblinbrownsugar616
    @bubblinbrownsugar616 6 років тому +11

    The one with Hasselhoff and Anderson with meat in their mouth......LMMFAO! 😂

    • @frasermackenzie7275
      @frasermackenzie7275 2 роки тому +1

      There is also another connection between them inside that joke.

  • @Loki44220
    @Loki44220 9 років тому +79

    its cool seeing greg again

    • @Mymomsaidiwascool
      @Mymomsaidiwascool 5 років тому +1

      I was thinking the same now I'm going to watch him on UA-cam

    • @krystal7710
      @krystal7710 4 роки тому +1

      Aww I know..

  • @ExclusiveLM
    @ExclusiveLM Рік тому +1

    I can't believe they allowed Rosie O'Donnell on stage without pants and a 70s perm.

  • @GwenTech
    @GwenTech 5 років тому +48

    It’s so hard to not look at the captions that I can’t understand

    • @redlou3908
      @redlou3908 4 роки тому +1

      lmao ikr feels realbad

  • @yanksfan43
    @yanksfan43 8 років тому +224

    Dog the pastrami hunter!!!! Funny shit!!!!!

  • @georgejones5603
    @georgejones5603 7 років тому +93

    "You look like dog the pastrami hunter" LMAO!

  • @eliazardelacruz1338
    @eliazardelacruz1338 3 роки тому +19

    When Seth looked at his hand after shaking Jeff’s 💀 😂

  • @renewd
    @renewd 4 роки тому +13

    "The Hoff" knows how to laugh at himself.

  • @mhlengintswane9052
    @mhlengintswane9052 2 роки тому +3

    "No means No Michael" still gets me🤣🤣

  • @simadelifar
    @simadelifar 5 років тому +4

    Awww, look at Seth in 3:50 :( He holds a drink when he gets nervous but he didn't have any in Jeff's speech so he doesn't know what to do with his hands :( It's so adorable and cute at the same time.

  • @johnmwakilili
    @johnmwakilili 3 роки тому +3

    Lisa is a good sport... Laughing hard at yourself is the only way you can dilute Jeff's hits

    • @dirty.dan37
      @dirty.dan37 3 роки тому

      I love that she’s able to laugh at herself without taking it that hard

  • @IAMBENNYBLANCO.
    @IAMBENNYBLANCO. 7 років тому +6

    Dude is a roast king....he just kills 'em.....fucking hilarious.

  • @carlogomez8899
    @carlogomez8899 3 роки тому +1

    There should have been standing ovation for that opening...

  • @markochoa7012
    @markochoa7012 4 роки тому +1

    Okay Jeff I have to apologize you really did your job on this one awesome man

  • @bustedup
    @bustedup 7 років тому +43

    I dont speak spanish, I dont understand spanish. But I read the subtitles cause I got love for ya, Spanish.

  • @nazariobazan322
    @nazariobazan322 7 років тому +15

    whenever im depressed, i just smoke a bowl and watch this

  • @SLOWEDxBANGAZ
    @SLOWEDxBANGAZ 4 роки тому +5

    “Every night you drown in your own sorrow” 😂 💀

  • @laverdadesmejor
    @laverdadesmejor 3 роки тому +6

    Good comedy never gets old.

  • @jvm-tv
    @jvm-tv 4 роки тому +3

    Every joke is a closer. He's the master.

  • @eliotoole
    @eliotoole 5 років тому +3

    Damn when he nailed Jerry Springer dude's face look like a Oompa Loompa he was so embarrassed🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jogrind8350
    @jogrind8350 9 років тому +42

    knight rider was my favorite show growing up...

    • @34672rr
      @34672rr 9 років тому +2

      +JO Darmian you were gay growing up

    • @pokiest1
      @pokiest1 9 років тому

      +wiremessiah 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @34672rr
      @34672rr 9 років тому +1

      *****
      nothing wrong with being gay

    • @Rylar126
      @Rylar126 9 років тому +6

      +JO Darmian thats cool bro, my brothers gay also.

    • @skylinedude22
      @skylinedude22 8 років тому

      +K0RZN STRiFE feel that burn

  • @Latigo
    @Latigo 6 років тому +8

    This guy is good. He should have more gigs man, wtf.

  • @mra4696
    @mra4696 6 років тому

    Fantástico! Cuanta diferencia con el humor light español, son pocos los transgresores

  • @jasonyanjinyu
    @jasonyanjinyu 8 років тому +14

    jeff is ferocious

  • @steffyredd8146
    @steffyredd8146 2 роки тому +2

    Jeff Ross is the most savage and hilarious to ever grave the stage

  • @thatonegamer2709
    @thatonegamer2709 5 років тому +4

    His daughters are bloooody fire mate!!!!😍😍🔥😍🔥😍🔥😍 damn

  • @DonEnzone
    @DonEnzone 3 роки тому +2

    I may have laughed hardest at his Roman numeral counting.

  • @alfieweedable
    @alfieweedable 6 років тому +2

    Hahahaha Fuck! That "South park called, they want their everything back" and "there she is looking beautiful as never" are just beyond everything, genius!

  • @arthurfleck328
    @arthurfleck328 5 років тому +1

    How is this not the greatest jeff ross moment ever

  • @gunitsoilder3192
    @gunitsoilder3192 7 років тому +4

    Jeff is an awesome comic

  • @jeffthebestbriggs
    @jeffthebestbriggs 4 роки тому +1

    It’s that same signal to get everyone else out and bring themselves in. All they do is use that signal.

  • @xxflingerxx1754
    @xxflingerxx1754 4 роки тому +4

    R. I. P. Greg Giraldo

  • @Anthony-zt1zs
    @Anthony-zt1zs 2 роки тому +2

    "Finally, a Jew gets to roast a German."
    Ross had no filter.

  • @notw22
    @notw22 6 років тому

    Jeff ross remains the king of roasts not because his funny but because its the only place we see him

  • @Damian_702
    @Damian_702 4 роки тому

    Greg, Jeff and Lisa. The only reasons I watched roasts. Tried watching some now and it's not the same 😔

  • @reach2prasanna
    @reach2prasanna 5 років тому

    I discovered Jeff Ross like 1 hour back and I am already counting him just behind Don Rickles.

    • @lamelwinston7101
      @lamelwinston7101 5 років тому

      Oh, your in for a treat, enjoy the binge. Coffee helps lol

    • @ruchirpareek
      @ruchirpareek 2 роки тому

      I just found the guy you mentioned! Thanks

  • @arsenalarsenalCOYG
    @arsenalarsenalCOYG 5 років тому

    Jeff Ross probably that quiet nerd kid that was about to get beat up, but then started talking about the bully until he cried.

  • @toneli9889
    @toneli9889 2 роки тому +1

    Jeffrey Ross I love you hun you're friggin awesome 💯 👍👌❤️😘

  • @birdiemaker5142
    @birdiemaker5142 5 років тому

    Hell yeah! Thanks so much!

  • @hdaaap
    @hdaaap 8 років тому +9

    fall off the stage the best one

  • @davidlishin6455
    @davidlishin6455 5 років тому

    brilliantance great quickness and I.q..

  • @Ar1AnX1x
    @Ar1AnX1x 3 роки тому +4

    for some reason Jeff side kicking the air is the funniest part of this for me
    LMAOO

  • @firstofall8639
    @firstofall8639 6 років тому +1

    This might be Jeff’s best one

  • @vincej3882
    @vincej3882 8 років тому +29

    Seth McFarlane at 0:29, I died laughing.

    • @tomdyer8518
      @tomdyer8518 6 років тому +4

      Vince J the least funny thing out of the video but yeah clever.....

    • @darrelsetunga9067
      @darrelsetunga9067 4 роки тому

      R.I.P

  • @captnron740
    @captnron740 5 років тому +2

    Really I thought the next big step in Hoff's career would be the first of twelve

  • @felipenesbet8264
    @felipenesbet8264 4 роки тому +2

    so gorgeous Hasselhoff's daughters

  • @definitenyoni174
    @definitenyoni174 3 роки тому +2

    Jeff Ross always goes IN😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JayG666
    @JayG666 3 роки тому +1

    Mr. Ross . . . You counted up not down.

  • @johnhawley699969
    @johnhawley699969 Рік тому +2

    RIP Jerry Springer.

  • @mareksaltberg1484
    @mareksaltberg1484 5 років тому +3

    Jeff is a roast genius :D

  • @billnye1401
    @billnye1401 Рік тому

    Love how he knew not to roast David’s kids instead complimented them kinda

  • @johnpothen7056
    @johnpothen7056 4 місяці тому

    When I first saw this the first that came to mind was the phrase "Save the Whales harpoon Jeff Ross".😂