Roast Charlie Sheen - Jeff Ross

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  • @jacquesMgt
    @jacquesMgt 9 років тому +834

    Jeff is the fucking king of roasters...

    • @ExclusiveLM
      @ExclusiveLM 9 років тому +31

      Jeff Ross is very funny with a kind heart. That is what makes him one of the best people ever to walk this planet. He is the complete opposite of Al Queda and Donald Trump

    • @lennylenn4009
      @lennylenn4009 9 років тому +4

      Agreed!! 100% he always cracks me up..😂😂😂

    • @gravewalker_0125
      @gravewalker_0125 9 років тому +6

      Him and Seth Are Hilarious

    • @dogwood178
      @dogwood178 9 років тому +11

      Don Rickles is the king of roasters. Back when roasting was not based on shock factor but true humor.

    • @Dane_Youssef
      @Dane_Youssef 9 років тому +1

      John Doe Well, now it's Jeff. The torch has been passed to the next generation...

  • @anthonylong9067
    @anthonylong9067 8 років тому +4706

    It should be a requirement to have Jeff Ross on roasts.

    • @devanshsharma160
      @devanshsharma160 7 років тому +225

      It is. HE IS A GENIUS.

    • @patrickgallehugh
      @patrickgallehugh 4 роки тому +245

      It pretty much is

    • @AndroidGamingApps
      @AndroidGamingApps 4 роки тому +21

      fuck yeah

    • @rykerhayward8606
      @rykerhayward8606 3 роки тому +67

      He has no other notable talents, so yes.

    • @mikes3827
      @mikes3827 3 роки тому +93

      Only one other person was as good (or better) at roasts than Jeff Ross: Greg Giraldo. Hard to believe it's been over 10 years since he died.

  • @claymathewselevator8121
    @claymathewselevator8121 8 місяців тому +25

    We didn’t even invite him, He called into a radio station and won tickets 😂

  • @3Ggian
    @3Ggian 3 роки тому +837

    Lmao I love how he even roasted the shit out of people in the audience

    • @coolpersonimcool1351
      @coolpersonimcool1351 3 роки тому +4

      Except Amy schumer and seth macfarlane

    • @goat504
      @goat504 2 роки тому +49

      @@coolpersonimcool1351 Amy Schumer did it to herself also her career is already a joke

    • @pista_kk
      @pista_kk 2 роки тому +3

      @@goat504 exactly

    • @dr.aisaitl7439
      @dr.aisaitl7439 2 роки тому +8

      That Slash Abraham Lincoln joke is one of my favourites of all time

    • @VintageMovieChannel
      @VintageMovieChannel Рік тому +1

      @@coolpersonimcool1351 there is nothing funny about those two

  • @virajabeysekera2721
    @virajabeysekera2721 9 років тому +1134

    I'll never get tired of watching Jeff Ross roast. He roasts like he was born to do it!

    • @marcuslarwa9098
      @marcuslarwa9098 Рік тому +5

      Sometimes it’s so bad it hard to watch loll

    • @codyschale263
      @codyschale263 Рік тому

      @@marcuslarwa9098 lol

    • @roddo1955
      @roddo1955 Рік тому

      He's living every bullied ugly kid's dream.

    • @RebelRebel420
      @RebelRebel420 5 місяців тому

      Jeff Ross is to roasts as Weird Al is to parodies... A genius

    • @bakkels
      @bakkels 4 місяці тому +2

      And this one of his best. Hit after hit after hit. And @2:56 you see he actually feels bad for telling that joke 😆

  • @Evil_Befall
    @Evil_Befall 8 років тому +2222

    best part is 'She's not very bright unless Charlie's throwing a lamp at her 🤣

  • @TotsNater
    @TotsNater 2 роки тому +109

    "Sickle sellout" was a great line. 😂

    • @ChunkyLosAngeles
      @ChunkyLosAngeles 2 роки тому +1

      it really was! lol

    • @Sm00th89
      @Sm00th89 4 дні тому

      He didn't even get it at first 😂

    • @RebelRebel420
      @RebelRebel420 День тому

      fatty mcgoo.. i mean Patrice ONeals laughing .. in the afterlife

  • @erniereyes1994
    @erniereyes1994 2 роки тому +307

    I love how Jeff Ross goes from saying “I’m not going to make fun of Mike Tyson”-then gets told by Tyson-and proceeds to make fun of him for a minute 😂

    • @magneto44
      @magneto44 2 роки тому +12

      guy has no fear

    • @deputyduffy
      @deputyduffy 2 роки тому +2

      I was going to say the same thing.....

    • @mrspitterofthefire6836
      @mrspitterofthefire6836 2 роки тому +4

      @@magneto44 everybody likes him

    • @CheerfullyCynical829
      @CheerfullyCynical829 Рік тому

      @@magneto44 Wtf is Tyson gonna do about it?

    • @DontKnowHowToTypeIn2
      @DontKnowHowToTypeIn2 Рік тому +6

      @@CheerfullyCynical829 you remember that time when will smith slapped the fuck out of the whatshisname, the moderator?
      imagine that but with tyson.

  • @TheRacingMonkey
    @TheRacingMonkey 5 років тому +2713

    It's just a constant stream of savage and funny roasts...best one I've ever seen 😂

    • @AttilatheThrilla
      @AttilatheThrilla 3 роки тому +22

      It’s not on tv... but check out Ben Bailey at Patrice O’Neils roast... The guy fucking tore the roof off the place and no one was expecting it..

    • @alphaturtle3806
      @alphaturtle3806 2 роки тому +7

      On live air date, yes. In retrospect, Trumps roast has gained the honor of “best”

    • @alphaturtle3806
      @alphaturtle3806 2 роки тому +3

      @@AttilatheThrilla gonna watch, but your description remains me of Marlee matlin

    • @jvm-tv
      @jvm-tv 2 роки тому +9

      This is the best roast set I've ever seen. It's 9 mins of top quality jokes.

    • @AttilatheThrilla
      @AttilatheThrilla 2 роки тому +2

      @@alphaturtle3806 Why?.. 🤨

  • @TheHappyHuntsman
    @TheHappyHuntsman 8 років тому +881

    "Only time your kids see you in are in re runs" lmao

  • @stanleyshady9465
    @stanleyshady9465 3 роки тому +154

    Honestly I think Charlie Sheen really has been the best sport throughout Roast history.. He also seemed like he was having a good time up there.. genuinely.. Bob Saget too..

    • @ericwilder8409
      @ericwilder8409 2 роки тому +7

      Actually, Shatner "busted-up" from start to finish also Stanley!!.....

    • @f1skunkde4
      @f1skunkde4 2 роки тому +2

      Yes

    • @MegaMissAmina
      @MegaMissAmina Рік тому +2

      What about Rob Lowe?

    • @stanleyshady9465
      @stanleyshady9465 Рік тому +2

      @@MegaMissAmina Rob Lowe's wasn't funny so it was a forgettable one for me.. once they slowly got rid of the actual good comedians, it slowly started to suck.. IMO

    • @morecowbell235
      @morecowbell235 Рік тому

      What's funny is that Bob Saget was not having a good time. He talks about it in the documentary about Greg Giraldo :)

  • @ShawnFX
    @ShawnFX 2 роки тому +105

    "She isn't really bright unless Charlie is throwing a lamp at her" I literally spit out my water hearing that, definitely one of the best roasts if not the best roast ever!

  • @ughmarly
    @ughmarly 8 років тому +937

    "She isn't really bright unless Charles is throwing a lamp at her" LMAO

    • @darkenedpsynoid
      @darkenedpsynoid 5 років тому +19

      That was the best throughout this video...

    • @sealife12
      @sealife12 3 роки тому +12

      Charlie said juuuuust a bit too soon 😂

    • @donrane
      @donrane 3 роки тому +12

      "Charlie don´t you wanna life to see their first 12 steps ?? Harsh

    • @jasonprice5307
      @jasonprice5307 3 роки тому +2

      **live @@donrane

    • @baron873
      @baron873 3 роки тому +1

      @@donrane i dont get that one
      Mind explaining it plz ?

  • @christineplymouth3271
    @christineplymouth3271 8 років тому +1420

    Charlie, if you're winning then this must NOT be a child custody hearing !

    • @anthonybaruch8618
      @anthonybaruch8618 8 років тому +21

      +Christine Plymouth To Soon To Soon? To Real To Real?

    • @Talisman09
      @Talisman09 3 роки тому +14

      The something's wrong with the scoreboard joke is funnier

    • @nataliep6385
      @nataliep6385 3 роки тому +2

      @@Talisman09 I never understood that joke, can you please explain it to me? I love these roast videos :D

    • @Talisman09
      @Talisman09 3 роки тому +2

      ​@@nataliep6385 It's very simple. - just means the scoreboard is broken. I thought the you lose child custody hearings joke was too try hard - the type of joke a kid trying to be edgy comes up with. Inorganic and desperate

    • @nataliep6385
      @nataliep6385 3 роки тому +8

      @@Talisman09 You have no humour

  • @brandonsmith6056
    @brandonsmith6056 2 роки тому +68

    The fluidity and how fast he dishes out these jokes is crazy. Jeff Ross will always be the Roastmaster Goat long love Jeff Ross!!

  • @VinnyLations
    @VinnyLations 3 роки тому +452

    “It’s nice to see you taking a break from taking a break”...
    Jon Lovitz laugh was undeniably genuine lol.

  • @tomkts07
    @tomkts07 9 років тому +1157

    "Anthony Jeselnik, some say you're the next Greg Giraldo.. Let's hope so"
    Of course Jeselnik's twisted ass sense of humor loved that one lmao

    • @MultiMemich
      @MultiMemich 9 років тому +256

      That was revenge for What Anthony said on roast of Donald Trump:
      "Its been a rough year for comedy, not only did did the world lose Greg Giraldo but it kept Jeff Ross"

    • @mezganyadgari4898
      @mezganyadgari4898 9 років тому +1

      P unls89

    • @tomkts07
      @tomkts07 8 років тому +25

      +MultiMemich Yes I know lol twas just pointing out how funny it was that the darkest of jokes would appeal to Jeselnik

    • @The_Big_Dawg
      @The_Big_Dawg 8 років тому +14

      +tom kotas - yeah, Jeselnik's response was pure joy to that one :)

    • @JazzKeyboardist1
      @JazzKeyboardist1 8 років тому

      +tom kotas ..Maybe Charlie Sheen is the next Greg Giraldo?

  • @jasonmorrell301
    @jasonmorrell301 3 роки тому +149

    Jeff Ross is a legit comedic genius, he's hilarious.

    • @RebelRebel420
      @RebelRebel420 4 місяці тому

      If he writes his own jokes... Hope hes not like Amy Shumer

  • @LandOfTheFree1776
    @LandOfTheFree1776 2 роки тому +61

    I met Jeff once a while back holy shit watching him perform in person is crazy you can see his confidence body language and no hesitation when it comes to critical thinking.

  • @mrxxbrian
    @mrxxbrian 9 років тому +2041

    Jeff Ross, the most brutal, honest, and hilarious insult comedian.

    • @SidneyBroadshead
      @SidneyBroadshead 3 роки тому +45

      Greg Geraldo was worse.
      Jeff Ross says stuff because it's a laugh; he's roasting you because you're famous, not because it's personal. Just like Don Rickles, he kicks you around for a bit, then kisses your ass at the end because it's his job. You wouldn't be here if you weren't able to draw a crowd. Ross and his tour support probably write the celebrity's material to make them look good in the rebuttal. Jeff Ross knows that work is more important than pissing somebody off. It's a paycheck, not a prizefight.
      Geraldo meant everything mean he ever said to anybody. I saw roast battles against other comedians where he brought up messed up stuff or made very shitty personal remarks. He took on Dennis Leary on _Tough Crowd_ and got Leary so mad they stopped filming. He took no prisoners because he wanted to win.

    • @Talisman09
      @Talisman09 3 роки тому +8

      @@SidneyBroadshead If he was winning, something was wrong with the scoreboard

    • @splatterfodderinc
      @splatterfodderinc 2 роки тому +1

      @@SidneyBroadshead i second this

    • @thefivepoints
      @thefivepoints 2 роки тому +7

      Ricky Gervais does this every time he hosts the Golden Globes.

    • @vvthetalentlessduo6976
      @vvthetalentlessduo6976 2 роки тому +1

      Yep

  • @MultiMemich
    @MultiMemich 9 років тому +517

    What is that on your face, a target for pepper spray?
    Beast one. LMAO

    • @harimrockstar
      @harimrockstar 8 років тому +4

      rape joke

    • @TheSwedishDude101
      @TheSwedishDude101 8 років тому +13

      +Harim Robls we got it

    • @PSYCHOV3N0M
      @PSYCHOV3N0M 3 роки тому +3

      @@harimrockstar Captain Obvious.....

    • @Talisman09
      @Talisman09 3 роки тому +2

      @@PSYCHOV3N0M I was thinking police.. Then again I don't live in the wild west, I live in the sane west

    • @joegatton6717
      @joegatton6717 3 роки тому

      @@Talisman09 same we’re just slow

  • @boredinabunkerwithjoekozak512
    @boredinabunkerwithjoekozak512 2 роки тому +41

    Jeff Ross has an amazing ability for genuinely complimenting the other roasters before cutting them down with brutal quips. Top effort.

  • @jeffmcnasty8038
    @jeffmcnasty8038 8 місяців тому +8

    Greg Giraldo and Jeff Ross were the best insult comics. Now that Greg is dead, Jeff is the last of the Roast Masters. I bow to thee, Jeff.

  • @Tim_Raths
    @Tim_Raths 8 років тому +192

    "Charlie, if you're winning then there's something wrong with the fucking scoreboard." lol

  • @mikeyj.3605
    @mikeyj.3605 3 роки тому +101

    "Patrice, why are you dressed like a gay umpire?"
    Jeff Ross is freakin' hilarious.

    • @smashitupkcco9073
      @smashitupkcco9073 5 місяців тому

      HUGE patrice fan! But that umpire joke was too accurate 😂

  • @juliandavidson2409
    @juliandavidson2409 8 місяців тому +12

    She’s not very bright unless Charlie’s throwing a lamp at her is a classic 😂

  • @claymathewselevator8121
    @claymathewselevator8121 3 роки тому +45

    We didn’t even invite him he called into a radio station and won tickets 😂

  • @niceguywillis9711
    @niceguywillis9711 8 років тому +181

    My favorite line from any comedy show I have seen to date is "The last time I saw that many guys coming out of the same hole I was watching the rescue of the Chilean miners." That line is just fucking genius xD

    • @0223aldeek
      @0223aldeek 8 років тому

      explain it plz

    • @martianshoes
      @martianshoes 8 років тому

      +NiceGuyWillis I wonder of Bree Olson passed all her HIV tests....the adult studios test their people all the time

    • @rahkinrah1963
      @rahkinrah1963 8 років тому

      +‫عمر الشنقيطي‬‎ that was from the Pam Anderson roast

    • @rahkinrah1963
      @rahkinrah1963 8 років тому

      +rahkin rah oh, oops, sorry

    • @johnhouston3767
      @johnhouston3767 8 років тому +8

      "how is it possible that courtney love looks worse than Kurt Cobain?" -Jeff Ross, Roast of Pamela Anderson (2005)

  • @AlpacaGamer98
    @AlpacaGamer98 8 років тому +323

    "Too soon, too soon?
    Too true, too true?"
    My new favourite line. 😂

  • @omairsheikh3982
    @omairsheikh3982 2 роки тому +23

    "Charlie Sheen is to stand up, what Larry Flynt is to standing up"
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @johnathanalvarez7907
    @johnathanalvarez7907 2 роки тому +38

    His transitions into different jokes is what makes him stand out, he jumps to the next joke not pause unlike other comedians

  • @LupusNoir
    @LupusNoir Рік тому +9

    That Larry Flynt joke was murder, holy sh*t 😆🤣

  • @AJ-Channel
    @AJ-Channel 8 років тому +53

    Jeff Ross was the only one who wasn't afraid to roast Mike Tyson haha. Love you Jeff!

    • @chrisgb4645
      @chrisgb4645 8 років тому +4

      Alan Jay Seth Macfarlane said Mike Tyson had beaten every opponent hes gone up against, apart from the letter "S" thats also roasting

    • @GrumpyPenguin1
      @GrumpyPenguin1 8 років тому +31

      Alan Jay what? anthony jeselnik and amy schumer roasted the fuck out of mike tyson

  • @matthewmccann9753
    @matthewmccann9753 9 років тому +199

    Jeff is going to fucking destroy Justin Bieber at the next roast. I can't wait.

    • @why3011
      @why3011 9 років тому +4

      Is this real?
      Is this a real thing?
      Please let it be real.

    • @MrJames6565
      @MrJames6565 9 років тому +1

      Goose! yeah bro march 9 i think

    • @cierasus
      @cierasus 9 років тому +1

      jim bo Goose! its taping on the 14th and it premieres on the 30th

    • @AzsanAk
      @AzsanAk 9 років тому

      i7fan den kommer vara på tv, annars go till primewire .ag efter en dag :)

    • @miggidymark
      @miggidymark 9 років тому +4

      Jeff was good.........Martha Stewart killed also, lol.

  • @samuelramsumair520
    @samuelramsumair520 3 роки тому +45

    Jeff Ross is fucking hilarious! That one about Mike Tyson fucking up his own face more than any of his opponents is hysterical!

  • @marioarias1899
    @marioarias1899 3 роки тому +88

    "She's not very bright unless Charlie throws a lamp at her" Best line of the roast

  • @camq-py7bs
    @camq-py7bs 8 років тому +827

    RIP Patrice O'Neal

    • @THE-UNRAVELING-
      @THE-UNRAVELING- 3 роки тому +9

      I know bro he got him the deepest even Patrice face........ sellout bruhhhhh. But thats why you never say your not gonna do something and then do it especially around your Comedian friends if he did indeed say that he Deserved it. Shit id call him out on it too.

    • @PistolWhippinPete
      @PistolWhippinPete 3 роки тому +11

      Miss him bro ....the man is pure greatness he said nothing but hits

    • @DeShawnaldTrump
      @DeShawnaldTrump 3 роки тому +7

      I love introducing his O&A interviews to people and telling them he died. I need other people to feel my pain

    • @sandragrant6907
      @sandragrant6907 3 роки тому +1

      I didn't see what was funny in Ross's dig at Patrice. What did I miss?

    • @rafalIL29
      @rafalIL29 3 роки тому

      🐐

  • @DoughMissile
    @DoughMissile 8 років тому +268

    I love how Jeff Ross finishes off on a positive note

  • @SportsBoss999
    @SportsBoss999 2 роки тому +8

    Mike Tyson, Of all the faces you bashed in, the one you fucked up the most was your own." Hilarious!!

  • @newaccount1268
    @newaccount1268 3 роки тому +28

    “You say you’re a Warlock from mars maybe you are but I’ll tell you what you’re not...a comedian from earth” 😂

  • @djuraster
    @djuraster 8 років тому +187

    best set no doubt...whole roast was good, but Jeff Ross showed them how its done

    • @Kieran.Net_
      @Kieran.Net_ 8 років тому +16

      Jeff Ross kills it all the time. Most consistently funny roaster on these Comedy Central roasts.

    • @MrBartt9
      @MrBartt9 8 років тому +1

      +Kieran Black Agreed! Though Greg Giraldo always manages to make me love as well

    • @MrBartt9
      @MrBartt9 8 років тому

      +MrBartt9 I'm sorry; managed*

    • @Kieran.Net_
      @Kieran.Net_ 8 років тому +2

      MrBartt9 greg giraldo is actually my favorite comic. RIP

    • @MrBartt9
      @MrBartt9 8 років тому

      Kieran Black Too sad I'm dutch, so I wasn't familiar with Greg until I saw my first roasts... Which was after he already passed away. RIP

  • @ItingaNicholas
    @ItingaNicholas 8 років тому +934

    I also agree with Jeff, Charlie was actually a great sport throughout. A lot of roastees actually look offended at times. Hellllooo don't do it in the first places then

    • @danc3693
      @danc3693 3 роки тому +80

      Why would he be offended? Sheen has done more real damage to himself with his own words and actions than any comedian at a roast could.

    • @Mfields4517
      @Mfields4517 3 роки тому +10

      Easy to be a good sport when youre high off your ass

    • @joegatton6717
      @joegatton6717 3 роки тому +11

      @@Mfields4517 not true lol go talk shit to one of your neighborhood tweakers see how friendly they are

    • @joegatton6717
      @joegatton6717 3 роки тому

      @Matias Martinez last I heard on jre he wasn’t living w his parents pretty sure he’s broke now

    • @justalonesoul5825
      @justalonesoul5825 2 роки тому +24

      @@joegatton6717 As of 2021 his networth is still estimated at minimum $10M, a fairly good distance from broke. He still makes lots of money by doing nothing (royalties etc.), probably far, far more than you and I could dream of making. He's much poorer THAN BEFORE when he was worth over $150M but that's about it...

  • @SevenDeMagnus
    @SevenDeMagnus Рік тому +64

    Jeff Ross is a very good comedian.
    God bless.

  • @picklepoe4480
    @picklepoe4480 2 роки тому +25

    Jeff Ross is funny AF! One of the funniest for sure! He never disappoints, never a dull moment!

  • @ItingaNicholas
    @ItingaNicholas 8 років тому +294

    I freaking love him. He has taken so much shit over the years being on most of the roasts. And I love that he takes it like a boss.

    • @chrisbarr1359
      @chrisbarr1359 2 роки тому

      Itinga is a beautiful, sexy lady!

    • @jeffrowisdabest
      @jeffrowisdabest Рік тому +3

      It's like a sport to him, and he knows he's the GOAT

  • @nammm3
    @nammm3 8 років тому +273

    Crap I found myself going through a Jeff Ross roasting marathon on UA-cam. And it isn't going to end any sooner now that I have a beer. Jeff Ross is such a natural roaster

  • @jakeschreiber7861
    @jakeschreiber7861 2 роки тому +66

    this was before mike really made peace with himself and turned his life around, jeff was being 100% sincere when he said he was scared lmao.

  • @user-user-user-user.
    @user-user-user-user. 7 місяців тому +11

    Between Greg Geraldo and Jeff Ross, no celebrity was left unscathed.

  • @landry2611
    @landry2611 4 роки тому +64

    He killed it. He also managed to show his true character at the end with just a few sentences. Awesome job!

  • @countwes92
    @countwes92 9 років тому +800

    We Need Dave Chappelle in a Comedy Central Roast BAD!!!!

    • @huauau
      @huauau 9 років тому +77

      damn yes but its not his kind of humor tho..if Daves on stage no one should be takin over the mic at all :D
      Dave the best ever

    • @countwes92
      @countwes92 9 років тому

      AMEN BROTHER!!!

    • @ronburgurdy5226
      @ronburgurdy5226 9 років тому +21

      Count Wes Jeff will chew him up and spit him out

    • @countwes92
      @countwes92 9 років тому

      Ron Burgurdy IKR?!

    • @ronburgurdy5226
      @ronburgurdy5226 9 років тому +3

      Count Wes With the exception of the AMAZING Richard Pryor, black people have always bombed at giving professional roasts. Cedric the Entertainer actually got pity laughs, Patrice O'Neill just stood up there and complained before he did his shitty bit while laughing at his own lame ass jokes. Same with Warren Sap. Snoop Dogg was smart enough to have writers construct his bit, but his delivery suckeddddd. Chapelle wouldn't be an exception. Especially after the dais gets ahold of him. Haha

  • @wintermute8315
    @wintermute8315 2 роки тому +26

    Compare how Patrice reacts to Jeff's jokes about him, to his reactions to Jeselnik's jokes. Gives you a good idea of who actually won the night.

  • @picklepoe4480
    @picklepoe4480 2 роки тому +19

    Never a dull moment when Jeff is on the stage! 😆

  • @neelmoudgil4962
    @neelmoudgil4962 8 років тому +98

    Jeff Ross is the king of one liners

  • @hdaaap
    @hdaaap 8 років тому +139

    ...they should give jeff 15 minutes....he's by far the best

  • @bawsnitti
    @bawsnitti 7 місяців тому +6

    Jeff is the goat of roast on the fly

  • @bigwillie5717
    @bigwillie5717 3 роки тому +46

    My sleeping wife next to me in bed must think there’s an earthquake, I’m silently laughing my ass off so hard...

    • @eds1116
      @eds1116 3 роки тому +3

      Hahahah same

    • @f1skunkde4
      @f1skunkde4 2 роки тому +1

      Whenever I'm sad i watch this roast lol

  • @mattwilliams4807
    @mattwilliams4807 8 років тому +443

    Jeff Ross was easily the best of the roasters.

  • @The-nz8ui
    @The-nz8ui 8 років тому +38

    That 12 step joke was so fucking clever lmao

  • @9Lando945
    @9Lando945 2 роки тому +6

    Ross kills here. So happy to see this again

  • @neuvocastezero1838
    @neuvocastezero1838 9 місяців тому +7

    I love how Charlie just rolls with it, he's still a legend.

  • @BiteMyShinyMetal4ss
    @BiteMyShinyMetal4ss 8 років тому +279

    I nearly mistook this guy for Muammar Al-Gaddafi

    • @packr72
      @packr72 8 років тому +2

      +Fergus Larter Strange that he never prompted himself to General.

    • @1Phase1
      @1Phase1 8 років тому +3

      +BiteMyShinyMetal4ss IKR! He looks exactly like Gaddafi in that outfit xD

    • @bichar9282
      @bichar9282 8 років тому +1

      I was about to say that hahahaha

    • @danijelujcic8644
      @danijelujcic8644 8 років тому

      +BiteMyShinyMetal4ss Jeff had a laundry day

    • @chiip90
      @chiip90 8 років тому +7

      +BiteMyShinyMetal4ss ... that's the joke....

  • @EmeraldSunshine
    @EmeraldSunshine 8 років тому +48

    Slash joke was great! "Your like the Abe Lincoln of rock and roll, especially since you haven"t had a hit in four score and seven years." " 5:13

  • @deathwarrent8465
    @deathwarrent8465 6 місяців тому +4

    The Jeff Ross roast of Jeff Ross. Now that would be something 😂

  • @cryptolights6879
    @cryptolights6879 Рік тому +8

    One of the best roasts ever. That show was really strong.

  • @miklas-dj9kd
    @miklas-dj9kd 8 років тому +90

    Last time I saw that many guys coming out of the same hole, I was watching the rescue of the Chilean miners.

    • @woahningenius
      @woahningenius 8 років тому +9

      I saw this comment when he said it

  • @youkid1991
    @youkid1991 9 років тому +193

    this guy is like a machine with jokes.

  • @randomcommenter1363
    @randomcommenter1363 3 роки тому +20

    Sheen legitimately had the best attitude of any roast subject Comedy Central has ever had. Just made me like him that much more.

    • @lilrayray9881
      @lilrayray9881 Рік тому +1

      He's nasty

    • @BattleBladeWarrior
      @BattleBladeWarrior Рік тому

      lol, so true.
      Although lets be honest, all the cocain he "snorted off his own dick" before the show probably didn't hurt either

  • @VIKING33NY
    @VIKING33NY Рік тому +4

    Jeff Ross, is the greatest ball-buster on this planet, hands down!!!

  • @SlightyStuupid
    @SlightyStuupid 9 років тому +152

    "Shes not very bright...unless Charlies throwing a lamp at her"

    • @HotaruKara
      @HotaruKara 8 років тому +1

      SlightyStuupid
      That burned.

    • @burrob78
      @burrob78 3 роки тому +2

      Joke of the night

  • @jvm-tv
    @jvm-tv 3 роки тому +26

    9 minutes of constant killer jokes. Jeff is the master of this art.

  • @HeyMyLifeIsLibby
    @HeyMyLifeIsLibby 3 роки тому +22

    I love how one of the few times Jeselnik audibly laughed was when Jeff made a death joke about him. What a gem.

    • @user-mf1kv4lk2m
      @user-mf1kv4lk2m 5 місяців тому

      A death joke about his close friend Greg Giraldo....Jeff is a savage lol

  • @trnharris
    @trnharris 8 років тому +26

    Jeff Ross, Lisa Lampanelli, Greg Giraldo (RIP) and Snoop - ALWAYS kill it.

  • @rosieodonnell665
    @rosieodonnell665 8 років тому +36

    "I'm fucking scared of that guy." Lol!!!!

  • @ordinarypete
    @ordinarypete 2 роки тому +7

    “She’s not very bright unless Charlie’s throwing a lamp at her.” 😂 daaaammmn

  • @robertbolton1425
    @robertbolton1425 10 місяців тому +3

    Who doesn't love Jeff Ross he is definitely the highlight on every roast

  • @kg21mack
    @kg21mack 9 років тому +81

    "Not very bright unless Charlie's throwing a lamp at her"

  • @carbonara2144
    @carbonara2144 8 років тому +44

    Masterful! Lines with great insight, impeccable timing and a suitably funny voice. This was cut above the rest in Sheens roast - by a mile!

  • @GoddesssofMind
    @GoddesssofMind Рік тому +3

    This is comedy gold absolute gold

  • @kylegravel5298
    @kylegravel5298 6 місяців тому +1

    “Thx for taking a break from taking a break” is unexpectedly hilarious lol !

  • @stinianshiznit04
    @stinianshiznit04 7 років тому +102

    The G.O.A.T of roasters

  • @Dizzy1980
    @Dizzy1980 3 роки тому +19

    4:39 Dammmn, even his dearly departed ol' pal Greg Giraldo isn't safe from the Roastmaster General!

  • @MJMS88
    @MJMS88 3 роки тому +56

    The Bree Olsen miners joke has to be one of the best roast jokes ever.

    • @callumgillies9611
      @callumgillies9611 2 роки тому +5

      It was almost perfect, but the phrasing of "...coming out of the same hole..." as opposed to "into" took one small demerit point on my irrelevant comedy scorecard, but the joke wouldn't have worked otherwise.

    • @itzme4007
      @itzme4007 Рік тому

      @@callumgillies9611 That's because you misinterpreted cuming as opposed to coming * ...out of the same hole.

    • @callumgillies9611
      @callumgillies9611 Рік тому +1

      @@itzme4007 I'm not combing through the footage again, but I think my point was it COULD have been used as a double entrendre, thus utilizing both meanings that you mentioned, in one punch line, and making it an even better joke.

    • @itzme4007
      @itzme4007 Рік тому +1

      @@callumgillies9611 Understood, take care.

    • @callumgillies9611
      @callumgillies9611 Рік тому

      @@itzme4007 you too!

  • @Buddycoop1
    @Buddycoop1 10 місяців тому +4

    Love that Charlie truly looks like he's loving the jokes and is a good sport.

  • @MrAndrewmar10
    @MrAndrewmar10 8 років тому +53

    Charlie is definitely going to get his career back on track. I've even heard he's in line for a real-life production of "Philadelphia" next.

  • @rurhieyoung9860
    @rurhieyoung9860 9 років тому +231

    I love Charlie. And, when they fired him from 2.5 men; and hired Ashton, that was the biggest mistake they could've made; because Ashton was boring as he--!!!!!

    • @rurhieyoung9860
      @rurhieyoung9860 9 років тому +11

      When you get thru: Yes! The Hell He Is; in general.. Ashton's comedy is sick and bizarre. While on the other hand; Charlie's comedy is actually, gut-wrenching; raw, and funny!

    • @JustOzzy82
      @JustOzzy82 8 років тому +21

      Rurhie Young Yup, I stopped watching after they fired Sheen. He was the reason why I tuned in.

    • @rurhieyoung9860
      @rurhieyoung9860 8 років тому +1

      Me too!

    • @pattigholland7500
      @pattigholland7500 8 років тому

      yea your right.

    • @rurhieyoung9860
      @rurhieyoung9860 8 років тому

      Who is Charlie Harper? Lol!

  • @plutosorbitoutthere
    @plutosorbitoutthere 2 роки тому +16

    The way he trails off a “yeah” when doing the end of the Lincoln joke on Slash is epic. I opened for Slash’s Snakepit back in ‘98. Watching this in 2021. This is the epitome of a side-bar Roast joke. Perfectly hilarious and perfectly untrue. That “Yeah” made me laugh for hours. Constant playback action. Sincerely hilarious. The “yeah” was almost like amusement that the crowd laughed and then steered into it.
    Pure beauty delivered

  • @m.scottreeder
    @m.scottreeder 8 місяців тому +1

    Mike Tyson sitting beside William Shatner was cool. Two different icons from two different eras.

  • @JnFrnCo
    @JnFrnCo 9 років тому +14

    Jeff Ross: Mike the ironic thing is that after all the faces you've bashed in the one you fucked up the most is your own HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • @michaelgreen5206
    @michaelgreen5206 3 роки тому +5

    Jeff Ross& Don Rickles are the BEST ROASTING comedians EVER!!!! Love your demented humor, always makes me laugh!!!

  • @icalexander
    @icalexander 2 роки тому +4

    Jeff Ross, Brutal, honest and funny as hell. Keep on roasting everyone you absolute legend

  • @almartin6824
    @almartin6824 2 роки тому +14

    Straight savagery from Jeff , even the audience attendees get roasted ! Legend status

  • @spencerj4677
    @spencerj4677 9 років тому +46

    The steve-o joke... Ouch.

  • @cmendoza9255
    @cmendoza9255 3 роки тому +11

    "Charlie is the king of all comebacks....and come on more backs than any one in Hollywood" ...LMFAO

  • @josephkelley8641
    @josephkelley8641 3 роки тому +15

    "You're the Black Sheep of a Family - RESPONSIBLE for THREE
    'Mighty Duck' movies.

  • @tomkelsey3512
    @tomkelsey3512 Рік тому +4

    Thanks Jeff, you are a great comic !

  • @kylecerretti3417
    @kylecerretti3417 8 років тому +19

    At 4:32 "Why are you dressed like a gay umpire?" ROTFLMFAO

  • @sillynelson1
    @sillynelson1 9 років тому +31

    Jeff's only real competition was greg giraldo

  • @SamStern-ih4dy
    @SamStern-ih4dy 3 місяці тому

    This showed how Ross is the true king of roasts. Watched this full episode with my Mom tonight and she was laughing her ass off at this asking how she never heard of Ross before. Jeff's the man.

  • @jordanevans4657
    @jordanevans4657 2 роки тому +2

    Thing I love the most is he never has a piece of paper in his hand, even if the jokes are written, his commitment to memorizing that arsenal of punchlines is fuckin wild

  • @YEC999
    @YEC999 2 роки тому +5

    "Charlie if you are winning something must be wrong with the scoreboard" 😂