El Roast de David Hasselhoff - Lisa Lampanelli

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  • Опубліковано 19 сер 2015
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  • @jakep1979
    @jakep1979 4 роки тому +591

    Hulk Hogan never got slammed that hard in the ring lol

    • @rebekatalebi8046
      @rebekatalebi8046 4 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @rainman42
      @rainman42 4 роки тому +5

      OOOOOH GOT HIM!!! nice...trying your own comment roast eh? That was pretty funny

    • @slimonion1975
      @slimonion1975 3 роки тому +4

      she got him really good..i was in tears from laughing so hard

    • @HeyMyLifeIsLibby
      @HeyMyLifeIsLibby 3 роки тому +4

      No. But his wife did. 😂😂😂

    • @ladistar
      @ladistar 2 роки тому +2

      DAMN hahaha savage

  • @tonykennedy5522
    @tonykennedy5522 6 років тому +526

    I love Lisa Lampinelli, she asks no quarter, and gives none either. She takes horrific insults, laughs them off, and gives back tenfold.

    • @rainman42
      @rainman42 4 роки тому +9

      Yeah shes great..she can actually take a joke,if u notice most of the others cant at these roasts..only the GOOD roastes6can,not just somekne whos there because theyre a good friend...

    • @animaljustice7774
      @animaljustice7774 2 роки тому +1

      Agreed!

    • @slothrop4751
      @slothrop4751 2 роки тому +3

      actually Whitney Cummings once said on a podcast she saw Lisa crying backstage during a roast

    • @oggiedog911
      @oggiedog911 2 роки тому +3

      Well this comment didn’t age well

    • @Rohit-rx5rz
      @Rohit-rx5rz Рік тому

      @@oggiedog911 why what happened

  • @robertladimir903
    @robertladimir903 7 років тому +1177

    Lisa Lampanelli, Jeff Ross and Greg Giraldo are the best roasters ever.

    • @Bri-ok3dr
      @Bri-ok3dr 6 років тому +22

      Robert Ladimir. Don Rickles in that group too.

    • @TimmyD3085
      @TimmyD3085 6 років тому +19

      Robert Ladimir Rest In Peace Greg

    • @Shreendg
      @Shreendg 5 років тому +21

      Gilbert Gottfried

    • @xilo3012
      @xilo3012 5 років тому

      @Gregory Smith incredibly unfair for ross, he was realy good.

    • @victormendez2650
      @victormendez2650 5 років тому +7

      Jimmy car

  • @NatandGeorge
    @NatandGeorge 7 років тому +665

    The difference is the sun is actually a star!

    • @majdyousef1963
      @majdyousef1963 5 років тому

      Comin to write the same 😂😂😂😂

    • @daveg4236
      @daveg4236 4 роки тому

      Armando Sturzenegger now?

    • @duboi82
      @duboi82 3 роки тому +5

      She got him good 🤣

    • @LumpyAdams
      @LumpyAdams 2 роки тому +1

      Best clean joke ever lol

  • @LumpyAdams
    @LumpyAdams 6 років тому +430

    That Precious joke always gets me.

    • @okcluvable
      @okcluvable 4 роки тому +2

      Snow flake conservative's whining and complaining like liberals. Omg they do exist.

    • @whatk8edo153
      @whatk8edo153 2 роки тому +3

      @Gregory Smith ever been to a black comedians show? I have, believe me they say worse about white people and we all laugh. Give and take, fair is fair

    • @georgevincent1834
      @georgevincent1834 2 роки тому

      @Gregory Smith Anybody can laugh at any fucking thing they want to, and FUCK any asshole who tells us anything different. I'm sick of this p/c bullshit of certain fucking people trying to tell us what we can laugh at and what's off limits. There's way too many spineless fucking pussies in this country now who are so "afraid of offending" someone that they think their own paranoia should carry over to everyone else.

    • @RB01.10
      @RB01.10 Рік тому

      I nearly died laughing when it first aired 😂😂😂😂

    • @MarCapa-ed5uv
      @MarCapa-ed5uv 20 днів тому

      I hated it lol
      But the rest was good 😂

  • @knewtknight1890
    @knewtknight1890 5 років тому +474

    "Speaking of worthless Americans, Hulk Hogan is here...."
    My side is hurting. 😂🤣😅

  • @script2915
    @script2915 6 років тому +354

    Her whole Hulk Hogan set up was perfect

  • @GodsFavoriteBassPlyr
    @GodsFavoriteBassPlyr 3 роки тому +33

    "The difference is... The Sun is a Star!" Hamilton is awesome!

  • @traviscummings9178
    @traviscummings9178 4 роки тому +70

    And this, ladies and gentlemen, is exactly why she's labeled "The Queen of Mean"

  • @infinity251214
    @infinity251214 3 роки тому +18

    when Hamilton turns around to head back to his seat and Lampanelli cracks "don't forget your walker!"

  • @___David___Savian
    @___David___Savian 4 роки тому +104

    Lisa is like a surgeon that operates with such precision.

    • @wintermute8315
      @wintermute8315 3 роки тому +2

      "as big as my twat"... Yeah, real surgical.

    • @CheerfullyCynical829
      @CheerfullyCynical829 3 роки тому +5

      @@wintermute8315 Lisa Lampanelli is fucking hilarious. If you don't find her funny you seriously need to reexamine your comedic sensibility.

    • @robsan9017
      @robsan9017 2 роки тому

      @@CheerfullyCynical829
      So true 👍 She is a comedic genius right up there with Carlin.

  • @robsan9017
    @robsan9017 2 роки тому +29

    Lisa will always be part of my top 5 lady legend comedians. Her forever fearless, take no prisoner approach is gold!

  • @therapist6328
    @therapist6328 4 роки тому +168

    I swear Jeff Ross and Lisa shoulda had a kid. It wouldn't be pretty but man, he/she would be funny.

    • @jtek2259
      @jtek2259 3 роки тому +11

      Thera Pist I love it when the comments are as funny as the video

    • @adamcantwellxenopoulos2773
      @adamcantwellxenopoulos2773 3 роки тому +1

      god damn u killed me ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    • @Alan_Page
      @Alan_Page 3 роки тому +5

      It’s likely the kid would actually be referred to by most people as he/she.

    • @markiss954
      @markiss954 2 роки тому +1

      Actually it probably would come out attractive , many unattractive couples create attractive children

    • @jasras5003
      @jasras5003 2 роки тому

      many uglies have beautiful kids.

  • @peepodhumperdink4456
    @peepodhumperdink4456 4 роки тому +76

    Her jokes about Hogan are some of the best I’ve heard in any roast, lmao.!

  • @thenewlc
    @thenewlc 3 роки тому +56

    lisa's jokes aren't necessarily my favorite, but i love her "live by the sword, die by the sword" attitude with roasts.
    george hamilton took it like a champ! even the feigned outrage was gold, and when she riffed the line about the walker he went with that too!

  • @TheTyperboi
    @TheTyperboi 5 років тому +103

    I wish lisa couldve been casted in some big comical feature films ...she is literally top 5 best female comedians of ALL TIME...actually one of the best comedians period of ALL TIME male or female...

    • @iamsobeautifulomg
      @iamsobeautifulomg 2 роки тому +1

      Edit that again, it's cast, not casted.

    • @marcdumont2275
      @marcdumont2275 2 роки тому +2

      @@iamsobeautifulomg Edit your beard discount Russel Brand

    • @iamsobeautifulomg
      @iamsobeautifulomg 2 роки тому

      @@marcdumont2275 no u. Thanks for the low key compliment btw. Do I make you randy?

    • @marcdumont2275
      @marcdumont2275 2 роки тому +1

      @@iamsobeautifulomg Yes, it's kinda hot how affordable you are

    • @iamsobeautifulomg
      @iamsobeautifulomg 2 роки тому

      @@marcdumont2275 hahahaha thanks sweetie.

  • @alecbona4549
    @alecbona4549 2 роки тому +13

    She really was the queen of roasts

  • @boredstudent
    @boredstudent 6 років тому +245

    Lisa is such a terrible woman. She's made me crack up so many times in this video alone. She's awesome!

  • @David2751
    @David2751 7 років тому +388

    The George Hamilton bit was magnificent. 10 out of 10 for Lisa!

    • @juanjosechirino8801
      @juanjosechirino8801 5 років тому

      David u

    • @SpaceWitch1969
      @SpaceWitch1969 5 років тому

      I thought u said George Harrison because of your profile picture lol.

    • @nsmiracle8248
      @nsmiracle8248 5 років тому

      It was fucking ruthless

    • @onamemmet
      @onamemmet 5 років тому +6

      Except for Greg Giraldo's digs on him: "George Hamilton! You're like Tang; you're dry, you're orange, and nobody's given a f*** about you since 1969!"

    • @billyboblillybob344
      @billyboblillybob344 4 роки тому +1

      @@onamemmet lol yeah he's like a tumor but not really. It's a big deal when you spot a tumor...hehehe

  • @ManuelRodriguez-cp8td
    @ManuelRodriguez-cp8td 3 роки тому +18

    I love how she says LEGEND

  • @dudedudeson1470
    @dudedudeson1470 4 роки тому +15

    Crazy to think she quit comedy and is now a motivational speaker.

    • @paultaylor328
      @paultaylor328 2 роки тому

      She married an Italian. She can't talk that racial shit now without getting her fat face smashed in.

  • @onestepbeyond7240
    @onestepbeyond7240 5 років тому +14

    Hamilton & the Sun were born in the same year . Good one !

  • @georgeisaak5321
    @georgeisaak5321 5 років тому +6

    David was and still is a legend whatsoever !!!! Nobody mentioned his success as Knight Rider !!!! Well back in the days I was a kid almost 3 decades ago three TV shows were my favorites . Knight Rider , Dukes of Hazzard and A team !!!! Worth mentioning Mission Impossible and McGuiver .

  • @Your_President_Kanye_East
    @Your_President_Kanye_East 5 років тому +15

    Lisa and Jeff are the best roasters, always out-classing everyone else.

  • @newnewnwo4-life497
    @newnewnwo4-life497 5 років тому +49

    Just shows you she doesn't always need to swear loads or use filth to do the funniest jokes cause those George Hamilton smackdowns were hilarious and genuinely funny... but... the 19 year olds balls part was simply beauitful!!! Hulks sons face was amazing

  • @slimonion1975
    @slimonion1975 3 роки тому +15

    If i was ever roasted i would definitely want lisa and jeff at my roast..no joke...i would be in tears from laughing..my stomach would hurt from so much laughing

  • @HeyMyLifeIsLibby
    @HeyMyLifeIsLibby 7 років тому +132

    Aww, poor George😂😭......no, literally. POOR George.

    • @rainman42
      @rainman42 4 роки тому

      OOOOOH got him!! Lmao

  • @machismo8482
    @machismo8482 4 роки тому +15

    The Roger Ebert joke was hilarious too bad the crowd got silent it was tasteless but funny🤣🤣🤣

  • @obviousness8113
    @obviousness8113 3 роки тому +8

    Those roasts hurt me from across the internet. Damn.

  • @alexanderdeserteagle
    @alexanderdeserteagle 5 років тому +37

    R.I.P. Greg and Patrice.

  • @acgmedical9129
    @acgmedical9129 5 років тому +13

    You can just tell by his ego that he loves when someone says his name

  • @genesisandro542
    @genesisandro542 6 років тому +49

    Lampanelli is the shit!

  • @biggboi1967
    @biggboi1967 2 роки тому +2

    Lisa is one of my favorite comedians. Raw and unapologetic..

  • @NatandGeorge
    @NatandGeorge 7 років тому +97

    He's, by far, Comedy Central's best roaster. . .

  • @mdaddy775
    @mdaddy775 4 роки тому +11

    The last great Comedy Central roast, was just never quite the same after we lost Greg :(

  • @tinybluedot2974
    @tinybluedot2974 4 роки тому +19

    That's a true comic ! Just love her...None of that Amy schumer crap !

  • @williamobrien3540
    @williamobrien3540 3 роки тому +7

    I was dead at that “precious” joke

  • @ZalmanKrause
    @ZalmanKrause 3 роки тому +61

    Oh my god Lisa 😂😂😂😂

  • @yannowhutitiiiizzz2778
    @yannowhutitiiiizzz2778 Рік тому +3

    Lisa's Roger Ebert joke was savage. Just...Savage. I loved it. Even if everyone in the audience hated it

  • @blueskunk9163
    @blueskunk9163 2 роки тому +3

    Lisa is an absolute battleship. Deadly and effective. She destroyed that dais.

  • @VexidoodleASMR
    @VexidoodleASMR 2 роки тому +21

    David once starred in the Young and the restless, now he’s known as the old and the shitfaced 😭😂😂

  • @TheRoosje1964
    @TheRoosje1964 8 років тому +38

    WTG GRL!!! WELL DONE!!!

  • @daveh9551
    @daveh9551 4 роки тому

    Lisa is the roast savage Queen. She came to Guam for one of those military support the troops thing and I damn near walked into an ambush at the club on base she was performing in. I hadnt heard of her , but it was a half decent turnout. She went ham on the crowd talking about people one by one and I managed to scoot on to the back before it was my turn lol. I was wondering at the time why was a comedian with her talent performing for us? Well, I appreciate that she took the time.

  • @michaelnamee8639
    @michaelnamee8639 3 роки тому +4

    I can't believe people put jeff Ross in the same category as Lisa Lampanelli & Greg giraldo. They were the 2 best hands down. Jeff Ross can't hold a candle to either of them.

  • @aliceshulz
    @aliceshulz Рік тому +1

    She is so great!

  • @TheComedyColosseum
    @TheComedyColosseum 6 років тому +131

    Give it up for Pizza Lampinelli.

    • @owenmurphy8951
      @owenmurphy8951 5 років тому +1

      Doesn’t even rhyme not funny at all but good try

    • @Faren_
      @Faren_ 5 років тому +14

      Owen Murphy Greg Giraldo made that joke. You calling Greg Giraldo not funny?

    • @PizzaTimex90
      @PizzaTimex90 4 роки тому +3

      Lisa Lumpy Belly

    • @rainman42
      @rainman42 4 роки тому +1

      @@Faren_ greg giraldo was amongst the best roasters/ comics u will ever have heard...rip

    • @josephleonard6695
      @josephleonard6695 3 роки тому

      Pizza Lumpybelly

  • @Izzyduude
    @Izzyduude 4 роки тому +19

    Precious joke is epic!

  • @joshuabrooks4907
    @joshuabrooks4907 4 роки тому +15

    This lady is raunchy, but she's laugh out loud funny!

  • @carld7820
    @carld7820 3 роки тому +4

    That joke about the oily pelican flying out of this ass hahahahahah

  • @Lommy9999
    @Lommy9999 4 роки тому +11

    George Hamilton knows how to take a joke. Oh then he got up...

  • @conilcuore5486
    @conilcuore5486 2 місяці тому

    I love you Hasselhoff so much

  • @melissawright1979
    @melissawright1979 5 років тому +2

    I love this woman x

  • @LightningStriker1
    @LightningStriker1 5 років тому +4

    Since I was a teenager in the early 2000's and mid 2000's she has always been my number 1 female comedian

  • @whodatking26
    @whodatking26 4 місяці тому +1

    Any roast with her Greg and Jeff are the best ones

  • @lorenzo8495
    @lorenzo8495 4 роки тому +1

    She's GREAT!

  • @Diaz23
    @Diaz23 4 роки тому +8

    2:49 "you've had more surgeries than roger ebert!" Dam Lisa is cold!!! Haha Love it

    • @yevgenii_queenston3694
      @yevgenii_queenston3694 4 роки тому

      Whos that

    • @pickcollins9910
      @pickcollins9910 4 роки тому +1

      @@yevgenii_queenston3694 A critic and journalist that had to have surgeries after being diagnosed with Papillary Thyroid Cancer

    • @dirty.dan37
      @dirty.dan37 2 роки тому

      It’s a roast assholes

  • @Sugastack
    @Sugastack 4 роки тому +2

    Where is Lisa Lampenelli? I miss her!! 🤗 2020 needs a special from you!! We could use some laughter!!

  • @MsTilly
    @MsTilly 3 роки тому +3

    Lisa is a true Legend

  • @elrey2467
    @elrey2467 2 місяці тому

    Es una maldita genia

  • @gillianfleischer5620
    @gillianfleischer5620 4 роки тому +1

    No mercy what so fucking ever
    I love it

  • @MsTilly
    @MsTilly 2 роки тому +2

    I wish she would do standup again because she's unbelievablely funny

  • @mickos_
    @mickos_ 4 роки тому +7

    The oily pelican kills me everytime

  • @vickerandflips8061
    @vickerandflips8061 4 роки тому +2

    Lisa may be a match for Ross himself! Brutal, brutal roaster! Hot dang!

  • @Corekidbeenybunny
    @Corekidbeenybunny 5 років тому +5

    Hulk wasn’t ready 😂😂😂

  • @plt3us
    @plt3us 7 років тому +10

    Queen of Mean "we speak your name!"

  • @dirty.dan37
    @dirty.dan37 2 роки тому +2

    One of my favorite jokes is one she said if the US Army wants to torture an enemy they play Metallica if they want to torture Metallica they play David Hasselhoff
    My version of this joke is if the US Army wants to torture an enemy they play Maroon 5 if they want to torture Maroon 5(mostly just Adam Levine) they play OneRepublic

  • @dominiquemoody8668
    @dominiquemoody8668 3 роки тому +7

    She is hands down the best roaster in the history of roast ! Who’s better

  • @owenmurphy8951
    @owenmurphy8951 5 років тому +1

    Greatest roaster of all time

  • @ianmci
    @ianmci 4 роки тому

    Excellent

  • @marioochoa298
    @marioochoa298 4 роки тому +4

    I love this woman. I can't stop laughing

  • @onkar5
    @onkar5 6 років тому +1

    She is ruthless yet she is sweet.

  • @TheInstitution
    @TheInstitution 6 років тому +2

    Roast Queen!

  • @definitenyoni174
    @definitenyoni174 3 роки тому +3

    Lisa is my favourite roaster after Jeff Ross ❤

  • @jjeannef227
    @jjeannef227 2 роки тому +1

    This when Lisa ROCKED

  • @ko-uw4ne
    @ko-uw4ne 6 років тому +52

    That black father joke was ssly out of the world...😂😂😂

    • @LumpyAdams
      @LumpyAdams 6 років тому +3

      aayush kulkarni lol she destroyed him.. kind of felt bad for the guy.

  • @dickpful
    @dickpful Рік тому +1

    Saw her live.......insane....ha ha ha a nobody is safe....deal with it. she is funny as hell!

  • @animaljustice7774
    @animaljustice7774 2 роки тому

    Love her

  • @JakeFerris-fv7qo
    @JakeFerris-fv7qo 4 місяці тому +2

    I love the queen of mean

  • @dxmanson611
    @dxmanson611 3 роки тому +1

    Esta mujer si que es ODIO PURO jajajaja mi favorita 😉😉😉

  • @paddydelano4322
    @paddydelano4322 4 роки тому +1

    She's the queen of roast

  • @survivor648
    @survivor648 3 роки тому +3

    David looks petrified when she introduced him. Rightly so.

  • @kelly-xz8vk
    @kelly-xz8vk Рік тому

    i do love this video to by Lisa Lampanilli 😄👍

  • @davidromero6615
    @davidromero6615 5 років тому +4

    Hulk Hogan part got me dying

  • @jamieturnage4574
    @jamieturnage4574 5 років тому +7

    the queen of mean funny woman

  • @sted21
    @sted21 8 років тому +14

    Suban el de Greg Giraldo!

  • @emeraldgreenman
    @emeraldgreenman 3 роки тому +6

    I liked her better like this. So friggin funny and talented

  • @apurvakmr
    @apurvakmr 5 років тому

    That was great

  • @jlet4ever
    @jlet4ever Рік тому +1

    Spanish, German, Italian and English all in one sentence. Only in ‘Merica!

  • @tharris1086
    @tharris1086 4 роки тому +1

    I really like her.

  • @Superaficokings87
    @Superaficokings87 3 роки тому +2

    3:54 "That's true", whoever that is 🤣

  • @menahilhassan896
    @menahilhassan896 4 роки тому +2

    Man she went all in :D

  • @alittlebitofeverything9269
    @alittlebitofeverything9269 5 років тому +2

    2:55 get this woman a slogan award

  • @moyndebs6759
    @moyndebs6759 4 роки тому

    SHOTS FIRED💥 REQUESTING BACKUP😂🤣💔

  • @smvml89
    @smvml89 4 роки тому +1

    You don't mess with Lisa, George. You just don't.

  • @Jgrayski
    @Jgrayski 5 років тому +2

    I love LL!

  • @sineadcampbell5147
    @sineadcampbell5147 3 роки тому +1

    Ruthless lol I love her

  • @ronash2031
    @ronash2031 6 років тому +7

    Oh shit.....SHE "RAVISHED" THE HULK......AND HE WAS A GREAT SPORT......AWESOME MOMENT!

  • @3amDayDreamer
    @3amDayDreamer 4 роки тому +3

    Damn Lisa😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 She is *brutal*

  • @SloppyballsMcGuillicutty
    @SloppyballsMcGuillicutty 5 років тому +1

    brutal.

  • @derrickpetite4050
    @derrickpetite4050 5 років тому +2

    That Lisa had no mercy