Yeah shes great..she can actually take a joke,if u notice most of the others cant at these roasts..only the GOOD roastes6can,not just somekne whos there because theyre a good friend...
I wish lisa couldve been casted in some big comical feature films ...she is literally top 5 best female comedians of ALL TIME...actually one of the best comedians period of ALL TIME male or female...
lisa's jokes aren't necessarily my favorite, but i love her "live by the sword, die by the sword" attitude with roasts. george hamilton took it like a champ! even the feigned outrage was gold, and when she riffed the line about the walker he went with that too!
@Gregory Smith Anybody can laugh at any fucking thing they want to, and FUCK any asshole who tells us anything different. I'm sick of this p/c bullshit of certain fucking people trying to tell us what we can laugh at and what's off limits. There's way too many spineless fucking pussies in this country now who are so "afraid of offending" someone that they think their own paranoia should carry over to everyone else.
Just shows you she doesn't always need to swear loads or use filth to do the funniest jokes cause those George Hamilton smackdowns were hilarious and genuinely funny... but... the 19 year olds balls part was simply beauitful!!! Hulks sons face was amazing
David was and still is a legend whatsoever !!!! Nobody mentioned his success as Knight Rider !!!! Well back in the days I was a kid almost 3 decades ago three TV shows were my favorites . Knight Rider , Dukes of Hazzard and A team !!!! Worth mentioning Mission Impossible and McGuiver .
If i was ever roasted i would definitely want lisa and jeff at my roast..no joke...i would be in tears from laughing..my stomach would hurt from so much laughing
I can't believe people put jeff Ross in the same category as Lisa Lampanelli & Greg giraldo. They were the 2 best hands down. Jeff Ross can't hold a candle to either of them.
Lisa is the roast savage Queen. She came to Guam for one of those military support the troops thing and I damn near walked into an ambush at the club on base she was performing in. I hadnt heard of her , but it was a half decent turnout. She went ham on the crowd talking about people one by one and I managed to scoot on to the back before it was my turn lol. I was wondering at the time why was a comedian with her talent performing for us? Well, I appreciate that she took the time.
One of my favorite jokes is one she said if the US Army wants to torture an enemy they play Metallica if they want to torture Metallica they play David Hasselhoff My version of this joke is if the US Army wants to torture an enemy they play Maroon 5 if they want to torture Maroon 5(mostly just Adam Levine) they play OneRepublic
Oh no, they cut the joke about his music! "David your music is HUGE...in Germany! If they played it in Auswitz, the Jews would have SPRINTED for those ovens!" Fun fact, I watched a documentary at a Film Festival on Dark Humour and offensive comedy and in the film there was a woman who was a Holocaust survivor that would make Holocaust jokes and shown random Holocaust jokes by comedians and afterwards at the Q&A she said that was the only joke she didnt like! I have to admit I found jt hilarious regardless lol
@J Mcd I agree it's for the same reason as male dominance in other fields. Men are objectively better at certain tasks. You can argue all day long, evolution's argument will always be longer.
I love Lisa Lampinelli, she asks no quarter, and gives none either. She takes horrific insults, laughs them off, and gives back tenfold.
Yeah shes great..she can actually take a joke,if u notice most of the others cant at these roasts..only the GOOD roastes6can,not just somekne whos there because theyre a good friend...
Agreed!
actually Whitney Cummings once said on a podcast she saw Lisa crying backstage during a roast
Well this comment didn’t age well
@@oggiedog911 why what happened
The difference is the sun is actually a star!
Comin to write the same 😂😂😂😂
Armando Sturzenegger now?
She got him good 🤣
Best clean joke ever lol
Lisa Lampanelli, Jeff Ross and Greg Giraldo are the best roasters ever.
Robert Ladimir. Don Rickles in that group too.
Robert Ladimir Rest In Peace Greg
Gilbert Gottfried
@Gregory Smith incredibly unfair for ross, he was realy good.
Jimmy car
Hulk Hogan never got slammed that hard in the ring lol
😂
OOOOOH GOT HIM!!! nice...trying your own comment roast eh? That was pretty funny
she got him really good..i was in tears from laughing so hard
No. But his wife did. 😂😂😂
DAMN hahaha savage
I swear Jeff Ross and Lisa shoulda had a kid. It wouldn't be pretty but man, he/she would be funny.
Thera Pist I love it when the comments are as funny as the video
god damn u killed me ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
It’s likely the kid would actually be referred to by most people as he/she.
Actually it probably would come out attractive , many unattractive couples create attractive children
many uglies have beautiful kids.
"Speaking of worthless Americans, Hulk Hogan is here...."
My side is hurting. 😂🤣😅
I wish lisa couldve been casted in some big comical feature films ...she is literally top 5 best female comedians of ALL TIME...actually one of the best comedians period of ALL TIME male or female...
Edit that again, it's cast, not casted.
@@iamsobeautifulomg Edit your beard discount Russel Brand
@@marcdumont2275 no u. Thanks for the low key compliment btw. Do I make you randy?
@@iamsobeautifulomg Yes, it's kinda hot how affordable you are
@@marcdumont2275 hahahaha thanks sweetie.
Lisa will always be part of my top 5 lady legend comedians. Her forever fearless, take no prisoner approach is gold!
lisa's jokes aren't necessarily my favorite, but i love her "live by the sword, die by the sword" attitude with roasts.
george hamilton took it like a champ! even the feigned outrage was gold, and when she riffed the line about the walker he went with that too!
She's great
Lisa is such a terrible woman. She's made me crack up so many times in this video alone. She's awesome!
Her whole Hulk Hogan set up was perfect
Yessss
Hogan is a good comic
3:41 😂😂😂
That Precious joke always gets me.
Snow flake conservative's whining and complaining like liberals. Omg they do exist.
@Gregory Smith ever been to a black comedians show? I have, believe me they say worse about white people and we all laugh. Give and take, fair is fair
@Gregory Smith Anybody can laugh at any fucking thing they want to, and FUCK any asshole who tells us anything different. I'm sick of this p/c bullshit of certain fucking people trying to tell us what we can laugh at and what's off limits. There's way too many spineless fucking pussies in this country now who are so "afraid of offending" someone that they think their own paranoia should carry over to everyone else.
I nearly died laughing when it first aired 😂😂😂😂
I hated it lol
But the rest was good 😂
"The difference is... The Sun is a Star!" Hamilton is awesome!
Lisa is like a surgeon that operates with such precision.
"as big as my twat"... Yeah, real surgical.
@@wintermute8315 Lisa Lampanelli is fucking hilarious. If you don't find her funny you seriously need to reexamine your comedic sensibility.
@@CheerfullyCynical829
So true 👍 She is a comedic genius right up there with Carlin.
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is exactly why she's labeled "The Queen of Mean"
when Hamilton turns around to head back to his seat and Lampanelli cracks "don't forget your walker!"
The George Hamilton bit was magnificent. 10 out of 10 for Lisa!
David u
I thought u said George Harrison because of your profile picture lol.
It was fucking ruthless
Except for Greg Giraldo's digs on him: "George Hamilton! You're like Tang; you're dry, you're orange, and nobody's given a f*** about you since 1969!"
@@YaoEspirito lol yeah he's like a tumor but not really. It's a big deal when you spot a tumor...hehehe
Just shows you she doesn't always need to swear loads or use filth to do the funniest jokes cause those George Hamilton smackdowns were hilarious and genuinely funny... but... the 19 year olds balls part was simply beauitful!!! Hulks sons face was amazing
She really was the queen of roasts
Aww, poor George😂😭......no, literally. POOR George.
OOOOOH got him!! Lmao
David was and still is a legend whatsoever !!!! Nobody mentioned his success as Knight Rider !!!! Well back in the days I was a kid almost 3 decades ago three TV shows were my favorites . Knight Rider , Dukes of Hazzard and A team !!!! Worth mentioning Mission Impossible and McGuiver .
Crazy to think she quit comedy and is now a motivational speaker.
She married an Italian. She can't talk that racial shit now without getting her fat face smashed in.
Lisa and Jeff are the best roasters, always out-classing everyone else.
That's a true comic ! Just love her...None of that Amy schumer crap !
R.I.P. Greg and Patrice.
I love how she says LEGEND
Lisa is one of my favorite comedians. Raw and unapologetic..
Lisa is an absolute battleship. Deadly and effective. She destroyed that dais.
Hamilton & the Sun were born in the same year . Good one !
The Roger Ebert joke was hilarious too bad the crowd got silent it was tasteless but funny🤣🤣🤣
Lampanelli is the shit!
He's, by far, Comedy Central's best roaster. . .
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Shhhhhhhh
Ah I see what you did there
George Pope nah.. jeffrey ross is
MARTEL WEBBER Greg was the best one by far
If i was ever roasted i would definitely want lisa and jeff at my roast..no joke...i would be in tears from laughing..my stomach would hurt from so much laughing
You can just tell by his ego that he loves when someone says his name
Any roast with her Greg and Jeff are the best ones
The last great Comedy Central roast, was just never quite the same after we lost Greg :(
Now we have lameass kevin hart laughing before he even says anything
Lisa's Roger Ebert joke was savage. Just...Savage. I loved it. Even if everyone in the audience hated it
Those roasts hurt me from across the internet. Damn.
She is hands down the best roaster in the history of roast ! Who’s better
Oh my god Lisa 😂😂😂😂
Give it up for Pizza Lampinelli.
Doesn’t even rhyme not funny at all but good try
Owen Murphy Greg Giraldo made that joke. You calling Greg Giraldo not funny?
Lisa Lumpy Belly
@@Faren_ greg giraldo was amongst the best roasters/ comics u will ever have heard...rip
Pizza Lumpybelly
David once starred in the Young and the restless, now he’s known as the old and the shitfaced 😭😂😂
I was dead at that “precious” joke
I can't believe people put jeff Ross in the same category as Lisa Lampanelli & Greg giraldo. They were the 2 best hands down. Jeff Ross can't hold a candle to either of them.
This lady is raunchy, but she's laugh out loud funny!
WTG GRL!!! WELL DONE!!!
Lisa is the roast savage Queen. She came to Guam for one of those military support the troops thing and I damn near walked into an ambush at the club on base she was performing in. I hadnt heard of her , but it was a half decent turnout. She went ham on the crowd talking about people one by one and I managed to scoot on to the back before it was my turn lol. I was wondering at the time why was a comedian with her talent performing for us? Well, I appreciate that she took the time.
Lisa may be a match for Ross himself! Brutal, brutal roaster! Hot dang!
George Hamilton knows how to take a joke. Oh then he got up...
Shiit, She is proper using the fact that these roasts are no holds bar and you can say anything without repercussions.
2:49 "you've had more surgeries than roger ebert!" Dam Lisa is cold!!! Haha Love it
Whos that
@@yevgenii_queenston3694 A critic and journalist that had to have surgeries after being diagnosed with Papillary Thyroid Cancer
It’s a roast assholes
One of my favorite jokes is one she said if the US Army wants to torture an enemy they play Metallica if they want to torture Metallica they play David Hasselhoff
My version of this joke is if the US Army wants to torture an enemy they play Maroon 5 if they want to torture Maroon 5(mostly just Adam Levine) they play OneRepublic
Lisa is my favourite roaster after Jeff Ross ❤
I wish she would do standup again because she's unbelievablely funny
Precious joke is epic!
Since I was a teenager in the early 2000's and mid 2000's she has always been my number 1 female comedian
Lisa is a true Legend
I liked her better like this. So friggin funny and talented
We need Lisa now more than ever. Wish she would come back and really put the hammer down on all this bullshit PC nonsense we got going on today.
That joke about the oily pelican flying out of this ass hahahahahah
I love the queen of mean
Where is Lisa Lampenelli? I miss her!! 🤗 2020 needs a special from you!! We could use some laughter!!
She is so great!
This when Lisa ROCKED
Queen of Mean "we speak your name!"
The oily pelican kills me everytime
Don't post it, if you have to censor it.
That black father joke was ssly out of the world...😂😂😂
aayush kulkarni lol she destroyed him.. kind of felt bad for the guy.
The Hoff is sitting on that high chair so he could see if anyone is coming from far away to take his liquor.
Oh shit.....SHE "RAVISHED" THE HULK......AND HE WAS A GREAT SPORT......AWESOME MOMENT!
Back when she was hilarious chubby and happy and not some bitter old goose
She destroyed Hulk Hogan
David looks petrified when she introduced him. Rightly so.
Lisa loves to dish it but unlike most she can also take it.
Lisa Lampanelli - Sara Jay's sister
I love this woman. I can't stop laughing
Hulk wasn’t ready 😂😂😂
No mercy what so fucking ever
I love it
Spanish, German, Italian and English all in one sentence. Only in ‘Merica!
Oh no, they cut the joke about his music! "David your music is HUGE...in Germany! If they played it in Auswitz, the Jews would have SPRINTED for those ovens!" Fun fact, I watched a documentary at a Film Festival on Dark Humour and offensive comedy and in the film there was a woman who was a Holocaust survivor that would make Holocaust jokes and shown random Holocaust jokes by comedians and afterwards at the Q&A she said that was the only joke she didnt like! I have to admit I found jt hilarious regardless lol
I love you Hasselhoff so much
She is ruthless yet she is sweet.
Lisa is one of the few funny female comedians, she's a natural.
@J Mcd Not really. A significant majority of top comedians are all male. Facts disagree with you.
@J Mcd What do you think the reason for the comic profession being 'heavily male dominated' is?
@J Mcd I agree it's for the same reason as male dominance in other fields. Men are objectively better at certain tasks. You can argue all day long, evolution's argument will always be longer.
@@bscutajar She definitely was, until she went full libtard mode
I've grown to love here..I actually wish Britney would appear on here..I think Britney would fit in well..she's funny and I want the GP to see it
OMG ....MORE SURGERIES THAN ROGER EBERT😂😂😂😂😂😂 DAT WAS WRONG
Who is that
@@yevgenii_queenston3694 He's a professional Film Critic.
I'm surprised Lisa didn't go after Gilbert Gottfried.
“His liver was so black and bloated it could’ve starred in “Precious “, I am going to Hell for LMAO ! 🤣🤣🤣
2:55 get this woman a slogan award
Hulk Hogan part got me dying
I love this woman x
Greatest roaster of all time
Esta mujer si que es ODIO PURO jajajaja mi favorita 😉😉😉
the queen of mean funny woman
I marvel at how Americans can laugh histerically at this and at the same time adore Friends' dumb sense of humor.
Es una maldita genia
MItch Stephanie forever, David Alexandra love each other
You don't mess with Lisa, George. You just don't.
Best female roast by farrrr
This roast has the Mt Rushmore of roasters: Lisa, Jeff Ross, Gilbert and Greg Gerardo
i do love this video to by Lisa Lampanilli 😄👍