Jeff Ross roast - COMEDY CENTRAL ROAST OF ALEC BALDWIN

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  • @jackmegalemusic
    @jackmegalemusic 4 роки тому +1129

    Those three jokes in a row about caitlyn jenner are so perfectly delivered. This man is a genius 😂😂😂

    • @johnathanalvarez7907
      @johnathanalvarez7907 4 роки тому +31

      She handled it well too, she can take a joke at least :)

    • @jegerbest89
      @jegerbest89 4 роки тому +31

      @@johnathanalvarez7907 you mean he*
      And now you can see how you cant handle what i call Bruce

    • @definitenyoni174
      @definitenyoni174 4 роки тому +4

      EVERY JOKE was perfectly delivered

    • @mindgames50
      @mindgames50 3 роки тому +1

      That really was genius

    • @lukamg7368
      @lukamg7368 3 роки тому +4

      @@johnathanalvarez7907 it’s a he* dawg

  • @kayaktraveler3838
    @kayaktraveler3838 4 роки тому +367

    "Bruce blink twice if youre still in there" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 they had to cut that bit out

    • @Chinaski1
      @Chinaski1 2 роки тому

      Why did they cut it out?

    • @wjl2068
      @wjl2068 2 роки тому +4

      @@Chinaski1 I think Caitlyn/Bruce had a say in what aired if she/he came to the roast

    • @thl205
      @thl205 2 роки тому +3

      Most of the clips are shortened for UA-cam, there’s more jokes in the full length show

    • @BobRooney290
      @BobRooney290 6 місяців тому

      not in my version

    • @BroadswordNYC
      @BroadswordNYC 6 місяців тому

      Brilliant line!

  • @user-sp8eb6iz7f
    @user-sp8eb6iz7f 3 роки тому +623

    You cut out the joke - "Remember when Kaitlin was on the Wheaties box, back when we could still look at him when we ate"....

    • @petkokrushev3840
      @petkokrushev3840 3 роки тому +19

      savage

    • @jayjayrichmond8092
      @jayjayrichmond8092 2 роки тому +3

      I don’t get it explain

    • @user-sp8eb6iz7f
      @user-sp8eb6iz7f 2 роки тому +13

      @@jayjayrichmond8092 Remember when Bruce Jenner was on the breakfast Wheaties box: back when we could still look at him while we ate"....

    • @jayjayrichmond8092
      @jayjayrichmond8092 2 роки тому +3

      @@user-sp8eb6iz7f Aw thanks man😅

    • @user-sp8eb6iz7f
      @user-sp8eb6iz7f 2 роки тому +5

      @@chiefline7084 yea but I was speaking at a certain time way back when he was a "him". Hey I don't write these jokes I steal em.

  • @Ironclad6661
    @Ironclad6661 5 років тому +826

    Jeff Ross is a legend. If he ever dies so will the Comedy Central Roasts along with him.

    • @chavoloco91
      @chavoloco91 5 років тому +27

      The torch never goes out, they said the same thing when greg giraldo died.

    • @Ironclad6661
      @Ironclad6661 5 років тому +21

      @@chavoloco91 Greg, Lisa and Gilbert Gottfried are all Roast legends but there is only one Roast Master General :)

    • @Ironclad6661
      @Ironclad6661 5 років тому +19

      @@chavoloco91 Nope. Greg's first roast was Chevy in 2002. Jeff been roasting since 1994. Friar's Club gave him that title not Greg. Greg's a legend though.

    • @broboss9530
      @broboss9530 5 років тому +1

      That makes me sad that its true

    • @martingibas3008
      @martingibas3008 5 років тому +4

      If?

  • @KyleExplosion
    @KyleExplosion 3 роки тому +450

    Imagine if they did this Roast now. So much more material.

  • @georgeparker8198
    @georgeparker8198 5 років тому +1120

    "You look like a blind kid tried to draw Michael B Jordan" ☠💀☠💀☠💀☠

    • @TPRM1
      @TPRM1 4 роки тому +3

      Seriously though...is NOBODY gonna roast Ken Jeong?

    • @k1mcheenoodle
      @k1mcheenoodle 4 роки тому +21

      @@TPRM1 his presence is the joke

    • @Darkrai1888
      @Darkrai1888 4 роки тому +5

      @@TPRM1 everyone usually gets roasted live at the event but Comedy Central edits it for the runtime

    • @TPRM1
      @TPRM1 4 роки тому

      @@Darkrai1888 I see, looks like they only wanted to pay him extras’ wages. 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @cagdasyalcin190489
      @cagdasyalcin190489 3 роки тому

      he took that as a compliment.

  • @The_Fat_Turtle
    @The_Fat_Turtle 5 років тому +334

    One thing I learned is Bobblehead is "Knikkebol" in Dutch and I like that.

    • @imbatmanireallyam9122
      @imbatmanireallyam9122 5 років тому +4

      Bobbelhoofd

    • @johnyblitz9774
      @johnyblitz9774 5 років тому +1

      Klopt

    • @TimmehTRP
      @TimmehTRP 4 роки тому +6

      It doesn't mean the same, knikkebollen is where you keep nodding off. There's not really a transaction for bobblehead so they just picked something else semi-randomly.

    • @jaimel88
      @jaimel88 4 роки тому

      I had to check what channel I was on, because I thought I read knekkebrød lol

    • @volcryndarkstar
      @volcryndarkstar 4 роки тому +5

      And Vader means father. So I guess we should've seen that plot twist coming huh?

  • @christianhustad7055
    @christianhustad7055 4 роки тому +77

    Jeff Ross ALWAYS delivers during CC roasts... he’s hilarious.

  • @gicking3898
    @gicking3898 5 років тому +556

    No mercy for Caitlyn,just as it should be 🤣

    • @warrenjensen4670
      @warrenjensen4670 4 роки тому +13

      The version of it on South Park is waaaay more feminine than this mess

    • @bernieseth5115
      @bernieseth5115 4 роки тому +19

      i cant believe how ugly bruce jenner is.

    • @jesvinmathew5103
      @jesvinmathew5103 4 роки тому +7

      @@bernieseth5115 man i miss Bruce.

    • @Dumbledore24601
      @Dumbledore24601 4 роки тому +13

      @@bernieseth5115 I’m not a raging feminist or even a liberal but that’s just arrogant and rude, you may still call her a him but she legally changed her name so that part you should respect

    • @bernieseth5115
      @bernieseth5115 4 роки тому +25

      @@Dumbledore24601 its not Rude Bruce killed a person with his car?

  • @kaosaechao56
    @kaosaechao56 5 років тому +838

    Robert De Nero kinda look like the old man from UP

  • @Mirrodin82
    @Mirrodin82 Рік тому +11

    Jeff is the highlight of any roast, what a beast 😂

  • @liban1277
    @liban1277 4 роки тому +87

    "Robert DeNiro was here so long, he was even God's Father" 😂😂

    • @user-sp8eb6iz7f
      @user-sp8eb6iz7f 7 місяців тому

      Larry King was so old, he was actually one of the Jews that killed "Christ". Larry even interviewed 'Moses', but it was a pyramid scheme.

  • @TJ-fe7rr
    @TJ-fe7rr 3 роки тому +30

    I love ken jeong's reaction to "He married an immigrant half his age"

  • @mikrikbell
    @mikrikbell 3 роки тому +32

    Been binge watch Jeff and Greg roasts. Jeff is the best, he just flows so well. I'll die on this hill

  • @TheAlmightyBassist
    @TheAlmightyBassist Рік тому +37

    That laugh at 0:25 was probably the most genuine one to come out of Alec during that entire roast.

    • @fredericf832
      @fredericf832 Рік тому +1

      The one at 1:04 also good

    • @rlowethewitch8417
      @rlowethewitch8417 Рік тому

      @@fredericf832 I was gonna say the same thing, he started laughing before the punchline lmao he knew what was coming

  • @TRAVELBYKEEINC
    @TRAVELBYKEEINC Рік тому +18

    I am literally in tears. This man is a the king of comedy roast!!

  • @degaulle30
    @degaulle30 3 роки тому +103

    Love it when Alec starts laughing at the joke ripping his brother.
    Classy 😅👍

    • @stevem2323
      @stevem2323 Рік тому +2

      He's always about class, and killing people.

    • @joachimschoder
      @joachimschoder Рік тому

      His brother is grown up and deserves the ridicule. I don't see the problem.
      Unless of course this wasn't really about Alec laughing but you hating him for some other reason.

    • @joachimschoder
      @joachimschoder Рік тому +1

      @@stevem2323 Oh right, shitting on somebody for an accident that wasn't his fault. Now that's classy.

    • @stevem2323
      @stevem2323 Рік тому

      @@joachimschoder Alec is scumbag who does the same and doesn't deserve anything less.

    • @CamoShirt
      @CamoShirt 11 місяців тому

      @@joachimschoder whats class got to do with it. alec is about as classy as a wife beater shirt with a ketchup stain and a hole in it. all the stories you hear about the guy, how much shit has he done no one knows about

  • @hudsonhawk0016
    @hudsonhawk0016 5 років тому +462

    Everything Jeff said about Baldwin is true which makes it even funnier. Looks like Ireland is following in her father's footsteps slugging down the bourbon.

    • @SuperBigblue19
      @SuperBigblue19 4 роки тому +19

      Even has the same haircut, just longer on the sides.

    • @OrcaStree
      @OrcaStree 3 роки тому +18

      What a Babe. I love that movie... 🤣🤣🤣

  • @westlisbon6307
    @westlisbon6307 5 років тому +175

    I love Robert Di Nero in Joker. Especially when his part ends.

  • @newlion7013
    @newlion7013 5 років тому +56

    Jeff Ross always comes through!!

  • @TV_BANDITS
    @TV_BANDITS 5 років тому +162

    “He was God’s father” 😂

  • @murrayroodbaard207
    @murrayroodbaard207 8 місяців тому +5

    After his first couple of lines about Alec Baldwin, i kept thinking: "If Jeff Ross only knew just how much more violent Alec Baldwin would get."

  • @mattwilkie9713
    @mattwilkie9713 5 років тому +75

    "You look like a blind kid tried to draw Michael B Jordan". Wow! That's good stuff

  • @midhun6147
    @midhun6147 4 роки тому +52

    Ireland is really beautiful, there are beautiful people in there..

    • @JumeckRafeal
      @JumeckRafeal 4 роки тому +2

      മിഥുൻ രവീന്ദ്രൻ She looks so much like Rebecca Romaine Stamos.

    • @Luvie1980
      @Luvie1980 4 роки тому +4

      Except for adam carolla and Caitlin Jenner

  • @andrewroberts8139
    @andrewroberts8139 5 років тому +510

    When the Roastmaster General tells you, in all sincerity, your set sucked, it's probably time to pay attention

    • @brentmeistergeneral6074
      @brentmeistergeneral6074 5 років тому +30

      It’s when people call him that, his self named nick name, that makes me sad we lost Greg Giraldo - the real boss of these roasts!!

    • @leetskeet4476
      @leetskeet4476 4 роки тому +8

      Tbh this is the worst roasting attempt ive seen by Ross idk why he thinks he was any better or worse than carolla

    • @skylaryoung3819
      @skylaryoung3819 4 роки тому +11

      Normally he’s right, but he was very wrong this time... Adam’s set was in the better half.

    • @victor75208
      @victor75208 4 роки тому +7

      @@skylaryoung3819 yeah if you're deluded. He came off as the conservative version of a triggered liberal. With his ranting to roast ratio Im not surprised comedy central didn't include his set.

    • @victor75208
      @victor75208 4 роки тому +7

      @@leetskeet4476 when even the big dumb athlete is funnier and comes off more articulated then Adam then that should be his sign that he needs to hang it up.

  • @lou2887
    @lou2887 4 роки тому +50

    Crushed Adam with that last joke u could see how pissed off he was 🤣🤣🤣

    • @buddylove2073
      @buddylove2073 Рік тому

      Jeff took an opportunity for his ugly ass to simp because he knew mud dwelling IQ's would be impressed. Props to him for that. Women can be funny. But they ain't killing it among the funniest men. You pathetic simp 🤡🤡🤣🤣

    • @HF-dv5vv
      @HF-dv5vv 4 місяці тому +1

      Nah Adams set was the best of anyones. He was pissed off because all Jeff did was simp out to get cheap cheers.

    • @Peter-f1z
      @Peter-f1z Місяць тому

      Adam reacted like a little girl. But you can continue to kneel in front of him and service him. You look very natural there.

  • @adamholt4317
    @adamholt4317 5 років тому +59

    He just keeps getting better. Holy shit.

  • @kevc222ud
    @kevc222ud 4 роки тому +32

    What a babe had me crying

  • @rontennis6569
    @rontennis6569 4 роки тому +8

    Roast legend. Always hilarious

  • @definitenyoni174
    @definitenyoni174 4 роки тому +24

    I laughed at EVERY punchline 😂

  • @alichamas63
    @alichamas63 2 роки тому +8

    Damn these Alec Baldwin jokes are killing!

  • @alinafemphwina
    @alinafemphwina 3 роки тому +6

    He killed it!!!!🔥🔥

  • @Chilliconcarnage
    @Chilliconcarnage 4 роки тому +40

    I would trade everyone on the daius to have Greg Giraldo and Jeff together.

    • @uchibenkei608
      @uchibenkei608 4 роки тому +8

      And Lisa Lampanelli. Those were the best years for roasts.

    • @jcamp788
      @jcamp788 4 роки тому

      @@uchibenkei608 Lisa Lampanelli went woke, her comedy is utter crap now. She is a sad sad mess.

    • @jonathangarmuth8975
      @jonathangarmuth8975 4 роки тому +1

      @@jcamp788 Lisa went one way, nick went the other way.

  • @RealStonz
    @RealStonz 4 роки тому +10

    I laughed, for real, all the way through

  • @chrisrutherfurd9338
    @chrisrutherfurd9338 5 років тому +13

    A righteous roasting. Well done, Jeff.

  • @seanl67
    @seanl67 5 років тому +24

    Nice! I get to brush up on my Dutch.

    • @rohanjoshi5525
      @rohanjoshi5525 5 років тому +2

      Sean L However, the most important piece of the translation that I was looking for was for “F.uck you” and sadly, that wasn’t there! 😆😄

    • @nocalsteve
      @nocalsteve 5 років тому +2

      I guess I just learned that “Vader” means father, George Lucas waved that in our faces from the beginning.

  • @timothysanders226
    @timothysanders226 3 роки тому +26

    Alec is killing it these days...

  • @thejew1789
    @thejew1789 5 років тому +14

    Jeff Ross is honestly a fucking legend

  • @god5535
    @god5535 4 роки тому +7

    The Caroline Rhea line broke me in half....lol

    • @PSYCHOV3N0M
      @PSYCHOV3N0M 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂 I COULDN'T BREATHE DURING THAT!!!

  • @kleinwong_
    @kleinwong_ 2 роки тому +3

    Some of these aged impeccably well

  • @Mitnaged1
    @Mitnaged1 5 місяців тому

    thank god they keep doing roast shows

  • @TweedSuit
    @TweedSuit 5 років тому +126

    De Niro: I'm gonna have this guy whacked.

    • @lightclaw1772
      @lightclaw1772 5 років тому +9

      He couldn't whack his own weasel IF he could get it half mast...
      He was an actor 30 years ago!
      And a fuck-tard since...

    • @whataloadofbollox
      @whataloadofbollox 5 років тому +12

      @@lightclaw1772 and you are a salty republican numpty ha ha.

    • @Mr59J
      @Mr59J 4 роки тому +2

      @@whataloadofbollox before today I've never seen somebody get called a numpty.. thanks for this

    • @whataloadofbollox
      @whataloadofbollox 4 роки тому +1

      @@Mr59J you are welcome, in England we call idiots numpties when at the same time trying to be polite !

    • @bowriver1
      @bowriver1 4 роки тому

      @@whataloadofbollox was bellend too harsh ?

  • @bmayaa
    @bmayaa Рік тому +6

    0:10 uuuuu, shots fired!

  • @konstantinjarkov
    @konstantinjarkov 4 роки тому +9

    That last punchline is very good. The audience bursted with agreement while the man felt the burn

  • @darthmarticusLFC
    @darthmarticusLFC 2 роки тому

    I swear Jeff had bit where he goes 'Nikki Glazer. Glazer? We just met!' but I can't find it anywhere. Am I now imagining this?

  • @petersworld7376
    @petersworld7376 5 років тому +19

    First ...
    Good job Jeff Ross
    Greetings from the Netherlands.

  • @jefferylubinski528
    @jefferylubinski528 5 років тому +1

    The best roast ive seen

  • @fredgardner2870
    @fredgardner2870 3 роки тому +10

    Alec killed it

  • @tattvamasi5717
    @tattvamasi5717 2 місяці тому

    "Great job Ireland, you didn't oink once. What a Babe! I love that movie.." :'D

  • @glennyates2194
    @glennyates2194 Рік тому +1

    Jeff Ross is comedy gold.

  • @liamperkins6754
    @liamperkins6754 3 роки тому +28

    Imagine if Alec went on there now

    • @KRS2000
      @KRS2000 3 роки тому +5

      I imagine he is gonna get roasted.
      I wonder if anyone will be brave to take a *shot* at him now.

    • @ryancorsaut5177
      @ryancorsaut5177 3 роки тому +1

      I’m sure someone would put the hammer down.

    • @normalguycap
      @normalguycap 3 роки тому

      What happened now?

    • @sylyncer
      @sylyncer 3 роки тому +1

      @@normalguycap he killed somebody by accident

    • @normalguycap
      @normalguycap 3 роки тому

      @@sylyncer thanks

  • @fila6243
    @fila6243 3 роки тому +6

    Dean martins roasts were classy and funny as hell.

  • @BB-bp7vx
    @BB-bp7vx 3 роки тому

    Always the best!

  • @robrauchwerger3828
    @robrauchwerger3828 6 місяців тому +1

    Recommended this on day 1 of Alec’s Rust trial

  • @mase60391
    @mase60391 2 роки тому +1

    Everyone was awesome in this roast may have been the best one

  • @1983Dave1983
    @1983Dave1983 2 роки тому +1

    Should have hired some to write your jokes tonight 🤣 damn!

  • @wtf_usa5597
    @wtf_usa5597 3 роки тому +4

    1:20 - "What most people don't realize is that for the last 3 years Donald Trump has been doing an Alec Baldwin impression."
    😂 😂 😂

  • @Kk-fc5jw
    @Kk-fc5jw 3 роки тому +2

    Greg Geraldo would be very proud! JR killed it!!!!!!!!

  • @antirnator8194
    @antirnator8194 2 роки тому

    Celebrating actors and their integrity.

  • @landry2611
    @landry2611 4 роки тому +5

    Jeff was hilarious. Caroline and Nikki were also great

  • @hudsonumi
    @hudsonumi 7 місяців тому

    Corolla flipping off the crowd 😂

  • @thugghishruggishbone
    @thugghishruggishbone 6 місяців тому

    He ended it brilliantly!

  • @cplineberger
    @cplineberger 7 місяців тому

    Ross is the King of the roast. He goes too far sometimes but in a perfect way. Somebody has the balls to. Cheers!

  • @SupaStah01
    @SupaStah01 4 роки тому +5

    Jeff Ross is the king of roasts.. only bc Greg Geraldo isn't around. RIP

    • @bird_poop
      @bird_poop 4 роки тому

      Nahhhh geraldo is overrated because he's dead!

    • @SupaStah01
      @SupaStah01 4 роки тому

      @@bird_poop Karl Bismark..HE'S DEAD!!

    • @MultiMuchacho
      @MultiMuchacho 3 роки тому

      @@bird_poop overrated because he’s dead? He was a ruthless savage every time he did one of these you fucking lying piece of shit. The guy was just as funny if not more.

  • @themorphman8894
    @themorphman8894 4 роки тому +3

    They should do a Roast of Jeff Ross

  • @Ogami0Itto
    @Ogami0Itto 5 років тому +9

    Glengarry Glen Ross is the best reason to remember Alec Baldwin if you asking me ......

  • @BroadswordNYC
    @BroadswordNYC 6 місяців тому

    Re: Bruce/Caitlin, it's fascinating, that when the media reports on celebrities, they'll say - 'so and so is struggling with drugs, or he's struggling with alcoholism', but when it comes to reporting on the trans-gender types, they never say- 'he or she is 'struggling' with gender identity' - when in reality, they all are.

  • @kog1540
    @kog1540 4 роки тому +10

    Sadly we didn’t understand the “ immigrant” joke until now.

    • @kog1540
      @kog1540 4 роки тому

      @Nataly Higareda apparently not an English class either! Assuming you knew, is besides the point. Many people didn’t know.

  • @poyoloko1961
    @poyoloko1961 4 роки тому

    Thank u for this vid

  • @MediaBuster
    @MediaBuster Рік тому

    What happened to Alec since this roast?

  • @diesirae6289
    @diesirae6289 3 роки тому

    What a babe...I loved that movie. ,😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣

  • @KarlChilders-p5k
    @KarlChilders-p5k 10 місяців тому +1

    I hear Hasbro has come out with the Alec Baldwin Rust edition of CLUE The Board Game. Any guesses as to who killed Mrs Hutchins in the chapel, with the revolver? Anybody?..

  • @varrick1226
    @varrick1226 Місяць тому +1

    Is this before or after he killed that woman?

  • @leewilson1577
    @leewilson1577 5 років тому +3

    Genius set!!!!!!!!!! Pure Genius

  • @xtop23
    @xtop23 5 років тому +7

    oh damn! that was brutal

  • @johnbee4557
    @johnbee4557 4 роки тому +29

    who’s here after Alec just messed up by backing up his wife’s lie 😂 🙋🏽‍♂️

    • @Meester_Smeeth
      @Meester_Smeeth 3 роки тому +10

      I'm a little late but I'm here after he shot and killed a woman.

  • @bcm3938
    @bcm3938 3 роки тому +1

    We need a new one.

  • @irashiran2579
    @irashiran2579 Рік тому +1

    can you imagine such a roast *now*? :D

  • @RicahardFanelli
    @RicahardFanelli 8 місяців тому

    Jeff isfn great😊

  • @atlascormac6273
    @atlascormac6273 3 роки тому

    Noticing I cannot find adam carollas roast

  • @alfredflores1278
    @alfredflores1278 4 роки тому

    He is the king of roasting ppl

  • @tuffyyakim1983
    @tuffyyakim1983 3 роки тому +2

    Blake was 💀 on the Blind 🦯 kid/ Michael B Jordan joke!

  • @Mattymu
    @Mattymu 7 місяців тому

    I met him once and jeez he does have a huge head. Bobblehead for sure

  • @christopherwelch136
    @christopherwelch136 2 роки тому

    Brilliant.

  • @elsabean6791
    @elsabean6791 3 роки тому

    “Sexy Harriet Tubman” 😂😂😂

  • @bcdey84
    @bcdey84 3 роки тому

    2:40 Blake chose the wroooooooong time to take a sip of his drink.

  • @קירילסגדין
    @קירילסגדין 2 роки тому +1

    Jeff is hilarious!

  • @decimated550
    @decimated550 3 роки тому +2

    1:00 the movie pearl harbor was worse than the real pearl harbor LOL

  • @apintofbeer1667
    @apintofbeer1667 Рік тому +1

    That last line was a zinger

  • @jonbovi4925
    @jonbovi4925 3 роки тому

    Corolla “🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼” lmao

  • @TheCondorjc
    @TheCondorjc 4 роки тому +11

    That Adam Corolla jab
    Ouch

  • @kane4013
    @kane4013 Рік тому

    I wonder if Adam Carola has ever listened to his own material?

  • @valencecartier4639
    @valencecartier4639 3 роки тому +4

    De Niro is slowly morphing into Scorcese

  • @80sMoviesRule1
    @80sMoviesRule1 4 роки тому

    Wait is Vader German for father( what language was the caption)

  • @shane1974
    @shane1974 Рік тому

    What a babe .......I love that movie 😂😂😂

  • @Seiko-h5j
    @Seiko-h5j Місяць тому

    I bet most of them are fleeing the US now!!😂😂

  • @pandemonium0211
    @pandemonium0211 2 роки тому

    the women writing bit, awesome :))

  • @bernlin2000
    @bernlin2000 5 років тому +9

    Adam got DESTROYED XD

  • @shred_g0d
    @shred_g0d 3 роки тому

    Bruh the joke about Chris Redd doing the impressions that Kenan is too fat to play was perfect!

  • @Gulag00
    @Gulag00 3 роки тому

    Why did I have no idea there was a Baldwin roast