Trump is My President... Uh, you haven't seen her lately have you. Moron, google. If you had learned how to use it, you might not have Orange Julius Caesar as President!
She's the best female comedian I've ever come across. Genuinely funny. Doesn't force her jokes. Natural delivery and does it with style. A master roaster
My wife (gf at the time) and I saw Lisa do stand up, maybe 16 or 17 years ago. If she was a white man, she would have been killed within 5 minutes. I nearly pissed myself laughing and definitely had the best ab workout, watching this lady perform.
What does it matter if she's a white man??? She's incredibly funny and she had a great career (maybe you missed her amazing solid career which led her to roasting the president)... And Amy Schumer is a white woman who hasn't made one funny joke and has had a massive career, bigger than any white male comedian... And one of Lisa lampanelli is good friends (Bobby Lee) is the funniest comedian I have ever seen and I have been a fan of his since the 90's but he wasn't as big as Dane Cook and it's probably got nothing to do with race
@@nwonomad Maybe you shoul re-read what they wrote? They said if Lisa was a man she'd have been killed for what she said....... nothing at all about her career or anything like that
She stole it from Whitney. That's why the awkward pause and Whitney just sat there with a blank face when she laughed her ass off with almost every other joke.
I was sent a stand up of her recently on whatsapp and nearly pissed my pants. Unfortunately I didn't know who she was as there was no name. So I searched online but to no avail. Then I had the bright idea to search for one of her phrases. "You know the old saying once you go Hispanic Mum and Dad start to panic". Result its Lisa Lampanelli, and that brought me here. Incredible and so funny. Wow Donald Trump can take a joke fair play to be roasted.
People can still take a joke if they have signed up for it - i.e. the panel. However, Sarah Palin's child did not sign up to be mocked, nor did Alicia Keys, nor did people with autism , all three of whom were targets in this roast. Nothing wrong with a roast - just address it to the people on stage.
@@InMotionForAMillion yeh? How would you feel if you , your parent or your child was mocked and teased about their appearance in a cruel way evenththey were just minding their own business/own lives ? Why is it ok for a stranger to mock and insult me or my loved one when we have done nothing to harm them ?
@@psps2034, I would laugh right along with everyone else in the theater, because I would understand the comedy context behind it. For god’s sake, if you watch any roast (yes, ANY roast), you’ll see jokes being made about people who aren’t there (gasp!) and who didn’t “provide permission” (GASP!) for jokes to be told about them. Take your manufactured outrage elsewhere and let comedians do their jobs. K, thanks, bye. 😘
@@InMotionForAMillion its not manufactured outrage. If this happened at a school the child would be told off for bullying. Why should someone tease my child's health condition, or my skin condition /appearance, would you tease a burn'# victim? An amputee if they didn't ask for it ? Just cos you are happy to be mocked by a stranger doesn't mean the rest of the world wants people to insult them for their appearances/anything. If it isn't acceptable for a school bully to mock someones down syndrome , why is it ok for Lisa lampinelli to do it ?
"Look at Marlee sitting up there, like she's normal." Fucking LMAO.
Some jokes just aren't funny. That was cruel, and in very poor taste.
@@Hollins23 it's just your opinion
@@Hollins23 if u can’t take it don’t attend
@@Hollins23
thats why its called a roast ... darling
@@Hollins23 Quit life, loser.
Lisa’s one of the best comedy roasters by far
No she isnt you piece of shit
"If you were broke, you'd be f*cking me"
LMFAO
I love her, she doesn't give a crap, she laughs her ass off when people savagely roast her
Yes, she does. I love her for that. A real sport.
makes sense now where italian men come from
I miss these roasts!
Lisa Campanelli es todo un descubrimiento. Es fantastica!.
Lisa Lampanelli for president!!
Trump Is My President God Bless America she's still better than what we actually got.
Trump is My President... Uh, you haven't seen her lately have you. Moron, google. If you had learned how to use it, you might not have Orange Julius Caesar as President!
@@PeanutsAssorted Rather have him than crooked Hillary :)
How you doing now then?
She would been more popular than hillary
She's the best female comedian I've ever come across.
Genuinely funny. Doesn't force her jokes. Natural delivery and does it with style.
A master roaster
The QUEEN OF ROASTS 💯🔥🔥hands down 👍😎
“Larry King is a triple threat... he could have a heart attack, stroke or shit himself at any time.” Funniest thing I’ve heard in a while 😂
Seriously though... How is larry king still alive?
😂😂😂
He's basically the Queen Elizabeth of the entertainment industry.
Is he still alive?
He still alive?
He died today
Wow, she was amazing!!
This woman is incredible , she has some balls too !!!! Saying everything with its name !!!! just wow !!!!
She does the Wikipedia joke a lot but it's always funny.
Only twice
Donald must be thinking..Oh fuck..what I have got myself into..? Now my 19 year old secret is public.
19 year old? Do you work for CNN FAKE NEWS? Fuck off.
Fake news, oh u must be a crack baby. Fuck off.
A time when America had a sense of humour..
My wife (gf at the time) and I saw Lisa do stand up, maybe 16 or 17 years ago. If she was a white man, she would have been killed within 5 minutes. I nearly pissed myself laughing and definitely had the best ab workout, watching this lady perform.
Shut your mouth
What does it matter if she's a white man??? She's incredibly funny and she had a great career (maybe you missed her amazing solid career which led her to roasting the president)...
And Amy Schumer is a white woman who hasn't made one funny joke and has had a massive career, bigger than any white male comedian...
And one of Lisa lampanelli is good friends (Bobby Lee) is the funniest comedian I have ever seen and I have been a fan of his since the 90's but he wasn't as big as Dane Cook and it's probably got nothing to do with race
@@nwonomad Maybe you shoul re-read what they wrote?
They said if Lisa was a man she'd have been killed for what she said....... nothing at all about her career or anything like that
Haha that money buys good p#%$ joke on Trump was golden 😂
Best roaster ever! How funny is she!
That amazon joke cracks me up what a good joke, they also buy a chair and a rope hhahahaaha
She stole it from Whitney. That's why the awkward pause and Whitney just sat there with a blank face when she laughed her ass off with almost every other joke.
Lampanelli has what it takes to be a great comic
You may be all happy and stuff about the roast, while I'm like, "Woah, my boy John Legend!" 0:39
Same
@@VictorLugosi quick tip: talking about yourself in third person isn't making you look cool
No one cares you sack of shit
2:18 I was exactly gonna do that 😂😂😂
I love ❤ comedy central
Whitney has some fantastic legs!!!
irrelevant
4:38 her mouth smiles, but her eyes cry for help
Why she do Larry like that 😂😂😂?
Watch Larry talking to guests like the Osmonds. He irritates them.
Uhhhh, because it’s a roast...?
I was sent a stand up of her recently on whatsapp and nearly pissed my pants. Unfortunately I didn't know who she was as there was no name. So I searched online but to no avail. Then I had the bright idea to search for one of her phrases. "You know the old saying once you go Hispanic Mum and Dad start to panic". Result its Lisa Lampanelli, and that brought me here. Incredible and so funny. Wow Donald Trump can take a joke fair play to be roasted.
The rope and the stool one really got me
I thought she was going to say chlamydia :(
Too bad Whitney Cummings made that joke first.
What's my camel toe saying lmaooo
Awwww the good times of comedy that are now gone because people can’t take a joke. 🙁
People can still take a joke if they have signed up for it - i.e. the panel. However, Sarah Palin's child did not sign up to be mocked, nor did Alicia Keys, nor did people with autism , all three of whom were targets in this roast. Nothing wrong with a roast - just address it to the people on stage.
@@psps2034, seriously? We now need a permission slip from people if we want to tell a joke about them??
@@InMotionForAMillion yeh? How would you feel if you , your parent or your child was mocked and teased about their appearance in a cruel way evenththey were just minding their own business/own lives ? Why is it ok for a stranger to mock and insult me or my loved one when we have done nothing to harm them ?
@@psps2034, I would laugh right along with everyone else in the theater, because I would understand the comedy context behind it.
For god’s sake, if you watch any roast (yes, ANY roast), you’ll see jokes being made about people who aren’t there (gasp!) and who didn’t “provide permission” (GASP!) for jokes to be told about them.
Take your manufactured outrage elsewhere and let comedians do their jobs. K, thanks, bye. 😘
@@InMotionForAMillion its not manufactured outrage. If this happened at a school the child would be told off for bullying. Why should someone tease my child's health condition, or my skin condition /appearance, would you tease a burn'# victim? An amputee if they didn't ask for it ? Just cos you are happy to be mocked by a stranger doesn't mean the rest of the world wants people to insult them for their appearances/anything.
If it isn't acceptable for a school bully to mock someones down syndrome , why is it ok for Lisa lampinelli to do it ?
"Hey marlee you read lips right,what's my cameltoe saying" 😂
She’s a Genius! I love her!
that fucking monopoly hotel joke was amazing
La mejor broma sin duda XD
Taking his wife to the roast, the sheer power
Jajajajja le sale súper natural jajajajaja
Who is here after Larry King’s death?
I love lisa the funniest comedian ever. Fuck i almost died from laughing
Imagino ahora cuántos comediantes se habrán arrepentido luego de halagarlo tanto.
please can some wan tell me the name of the girl in 5:01
Did anyone else pause this so they COULD wikipedia Anthony Jeselnik?
3:20 OH GOD THAT WAS GLORIOUSLY RUTHLESS
3:48 starts the roast for trump
I LOVE her!
5:01 Who is that babe?
Yoooo I love Lisa!
Watching her now is like seeing a loved one get dementia.
What happend to her????
Yeet she dyed her hair blue and quit stand up
and she's an inspirational speaker now
Jajajajaja si q está bueno esta mi erda
Lisa stole whitneys joke about the rope and the stool, after that joke Whitney stops laughing and Lisa kinda loses the dais
Whitney made a similar joke the year before at the David Hasselhoff roast.
Yes i just noticed after watching them back to back
4:38 - can't shake that look of truth.
she is awesomeeeeeee
Lisa Lampanelli was the best roaster in this show.
excellent
Trump can take a joke. He can't take criticisms.
T R U M P 2024 BABY 😁👍🏻👍🏻
is lovely wife ''insert name here''
o m g i'm rolling on the floor
The Marilyn Manson joke tho 😂
you did so good
trump gets roasted the least, and he gets even more compliments than insults. it's almost like he's paying them to be nice, like he does everyone else
Sanders is going to jail.
dating models isnt a compliment
Why would he have to pay anyone who was already wealthy? Maybe just maybe, they didn't dislike him at the time, except for Snoop Dogg.
Why did this stupid comment get so many likes? Jeselnik wished him he got cancer
Reza wait til you see the Bruce Willis roast. It’s so pathetic and transparent
Can someone explain the Sara Palin joke?
Marlee owned her 😂😂
Queen of Mean! Queen of Roasts!
that was so good.
quisiera pensar que nadie escribio sus chistes... Si fuese asi que mujer mas ungeniosa y graciosa
Maaaaaan she' s a legend
0:40, John legend was there.
That autistic monopoly line was golden
Lisa❤
Lisa, the most offensive comedian and that was her toast to Trump? Gurl please.
John legend is bae asf just saying 😂
Her and Jeff Ross are the Queen and King of roasts.
Nah king of roasts is greg giraldo
@@umut967 was the king
I love Donald Trump he knows he is the seasoned cab driver and kind his heart is kind
Que traduccion de subtitulos tan mala.
Insert name here
alguien sabe donde ver workaholics subtitulado?
Watching this today, bye trump hahahah
I'M SURPRISED HE ALLOWED THIS TO HAPPEN. HE HAS NO SENSE OF HUMOR AT ALL ANYMORE. AND GETS OFFENDED AT EVERYTHING.
hers was the only one that was consistently funny
Look out here comes Lisa, lock your door
who is this gorgeous chick at 5.01? anyone know?
That's England's Meghan Duchess of Sussex. I think. Prince Harry's wife.
Without Greg Geraldo all the Comedy Central roasts were ruined.
If you were broke , you would be fucking me 😂😂😂😂😂
"I've seen better hair on Susan Boyle's taint"
That's fucking funny. 😂
All what she said deserves to him, a theatrical America first--> D. Trump Circus+ !!
Holy fuck the Amazon one was hilarious lmaoo
That's President Trump to you now. Woooooooooo
that triple threat joke on Larry king fucking destroyed me lol
This women is actually 'Funny'
I miss this Lisa, not the new weird her she is now
Damn some of those jokes were good
Trump getting a roasting 😂
Hahaha Snoop got roasted
Lisa was savage
This is before she became a 95 yr old lesbian
Should of had the joke Anthony Jizz on Neck is here.
haha I thought I was the only one that came up with that
I refer to him as Anthony Littledick, but Jizz on neck is pretty damn clever.
Too easy
That aged well
i like to live on the wild side but no way would i ever go within 100 feet of Lisa DampandSmelly i mean Lisa Lampinelli
I actually wikipedia'd him at 2:24
Omg I'm dying 😂😂😂💀
4:32, 😆