Gene Simmons Roast-2 Jeff Ross

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  • Опубліковано 24 лис 2024

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  • @AndreaRoll
    @AndreaRoll 5 років тому +169

    "i worshipped you, and then one day i met you in person and you ruined all that". how interesting everyone who has met Gene tells exactly the same story?

    • @danielmihajlica
      @danielmihajlica 3 роки тому +5

      He doesn’t seem so bad he seems pretty genuine

    • @arthurdayne01
      @arthurdayne01 3 роки тому +3

      No, they don't

    • @johngilliam6764
      @johngilliam6764 3 роки тому +9

      Yes they do

    • @joyandpeacefullaughter5307
      @joyandpeacefullaughter5307 2 роки тому +5

      Lies. Most people who have met him say he was nice.

    • @Ridley_Lockhart
      @Ridley_Lockhart 2 роки тому +1

      Idk why but i find him kind of intolerable...not trying to be a hater. But i love Gene Simmons the performer. 🤘

  • @xemnas213
    @xemnas213 16 років тому +111

    Jeff Ross has balls!!
    This guy roasts without regret!

    • @firebirdlover4460
      @firebirdlover4460 3 роки тому +4

      he's like Don Rickles level!

    • @john-paulsilke893
      @john-paulsilke893 3 роки тому +2

      It’s love man. For the game, for the target and for himself when he takes return fire.

  • @uslsuspect
    @uslsuspect 3 роки тому +45

    It’s hard to imagine how much hepatitis is in that room.

  • @greglees4011
    @greglees4011 5 років тому +104

    "how about a KISS landfill to dump all that crap in?!!!" 🤣

  • @TheDreamMechanic
    @TheDreamMechanic 14 років тому +49

    "Kiss makes everything but music!" = Win. Severe pwnage.

  • @snakepliskin23
    @snakepliskin23 6 років тому +10

    I wish we could watch these in full! Nothing better than these roasts

  • @curetril
    @curetril 15 років тому +49

    'Until I met you'
    So bloody true. I was a Gene Simmonds fan until I saw him spruiking his speaking in tongues stand up show in Australia. The guy would sell his Grandmother to make a buck.

    • @vanguard4065
      @vanguard4065 2 роки тому

      nice parody. gene made millions of dollars and who can blame him?

  • @motleyhar
    @motleyhar 15 років тому +41

    "And all of Paul Stanley's talent..." So true! HAHA, damn that's awesome.

  • @1969ryson
    @1969ryson 9 років тому +192

    I didn't think Gene would have this good of a sense of humor. I thought he would be much more prickish.

    • @bcm3938
      @bcm3938 9 років тому +37

      +Chris J When it comes to money I think Gene can take any abuse.

    • @francomanca
      @francomanca 8 років тому +11

      Of course.....hes from the tribe of salomon...😂

    • @jendel42750
      @jendel42750 7 років тому +20

      Yes, you're probably right. Ace Frehley once said Gene told him he'd go out onstage in drag if it meant a paycheck afterwards.

    • @cainpoe
      @cainpoe 7 років тому +2

      There you go thinking

    • @ladistar
      @ladistar 7 років тому +3

      Mauro jews rule the world

  • @guitarstar21484
    @guitarstar21484 15 років тому +135

    "Kiss makes lunchboxes, condoms, even kiss COFFINS!?!? geez Kiss makes everything but MUSIC!!!"
    ouch, BURNED!!!!!

    • @tha1man744
      @tha1man744 2 роки тому

      That’s probably a good think shitty band

  • @OfficialAshArcher
    @OfficialAshArcher 3 роки тому +28

    Damn Ross was savage 😂😂😂 Gene took it like a LEGEND

  • @timothybailey2709
    @timothybailey2709 3 роки тому +11

    If he stayed, the Palestinians wouldn't want the land back! Slayed me!!!

  • @asif1912
    @asif1912 14 років тому +36

    This guy is so funny, he is one if my fav comedians. I wish there was more stand up material of his on UA-cam.

    • @HomeAtLast501
      @HomeAtLast501 Рік тому

      It was very kind of people to laugh at his jokes.

  • @1000FeatheredOwl
    @1000FeatheredOwl 15 років тому +16

    steve-o is truly loving it!

  • @WhOStoLeGitsum
    @WhOStoLeGitsum 14 років тому +10

    Jeff Ross is the man, I am 100% convinced now.

  • @GlorifiedTruth
    @GlorifiedTruth 8 років тому +83

    I'm pretty sure this was a roast of Andre the Giant.

  • @musicman1977
    @musicman1977 5 років тому +7

    Notice how everybody was laughing and cringing at the same time. I myself did so also 😂🙂

  • @PrUnEJuIcEtHeThIrD
    @PrUnEJuIcEtHeThIrD 13 років тому +9

    Lmao mad props to Jeff Ross man. He goes FULL OUT.

  • @Sonic_Titan
    @Sonic_Titan 9 років тому +84

    Never so much truth has been spoken during a roast before

    • @ojosazulez3271
      @ojosazulez3271 6 років тому +1

      Sonic Titan because he was a rockstar duh lol....groupies will fuck anything

    • @danielcrammond8250
      @danielcrammond8250 5 років тому +4

      There always has to be that strong element of truth to make all of these roasts so funny.......

    • @williamphillips2671
      @williamphillips2671 4 роки тому

      Why are you jealous?

    • @williamphillips2671
      @williamphillips2671 4 роки тому +1

      Ojos AzuLez Matan you’re reply has literally nothing to do with what he said

    • @williamphillips2671
      @williamphillips2671 4 роки тому +1

      Daniel Crammond not really, insulting people is fun whether it’s true or not

  • @Hunter1825
    @Hunter1825 11 років тому +13

    ahahahhahahahah that line with the marriage license made me howl, jeff ross your a king

  • @TheTheeggmann
    @TheTheeggmann 12 років тому +27

    I like watching funny vids that were filmed using a dirty bong.

    • @LunalovaniaGaming
      @LunalovaniaGaming 3 роки тому +3

      I just spit my coffee all over. 😂😂😂👍

  • @iamthem.a.n.middleagednerd1053
    @iamthem.a.n.middleagednerd1053 8 років тому +31

    Shannon Tweed is loving this a little too much.

    • @bent2
      @bent2 3 роки тому

      Yeah. Like she nodded approving when Jeff said Gene had only two friends :P lol

    • @elisabetpurve2908
      @elisabetpurve2908 3 роки тому

      @@bent2 how many real real friends does he have then? KIZZ members and buisnessmen doesnt count

  • @OTKP
    @OTKP 16 років тому +16

    they should just let Ross Roast by himself he is always the funniest one

  • @surrealist2k
    @surrealist2k 12 років тому +4

    I use to think that till I watched their show Family Jewels. They're actually quite normal, nice people. They both love their kids and do a lot of kids in poor countries.

  • @grimesjon1
    @grimesjon1 7 років тому +25

    Jeff Ross KING of putdowns!

  • @ShinRyojin
    @ShinRyojin 15 років тому +10

    "Gene it seems that the only thing you wont put your name on is a marriage license."
    LMAO Shannon looked legitimately pissed off!

  • @responare
    @responare 12 років тому +3

    Nobody's better at the roast than Jeff Ross....nobody!

  • @KISSlover132
    @KISSlover132 13 років тому +7

    "and all of Paul Stanley's talent" LOL!

  • @nala2839
    @nala2839 6 місяців тому

    Gene is a businessman, not a musician. Aside from my mini rant, I’m really grateful for this upload

  • @SuV33358
    @SuV33358 5 років тому +4

    Kiss makes everything but music...BAH HAA HAAAA HA HAAA! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👌👍 GOOD ONE🤣🤣

  • @bradmedicus
    @bradmedicus 16 років тому +13

    "You're two pieces of rye bread away from having the #12 at Canter's..." LOL LMAO

  • @BigfryTV
    @BigfryTV 13 років тому +31

    I hope people dont think that was Charlie Sheen...It was Corey Feldman

  • @bnpzarie9511
    @bnpzarie9511 7 років тому +12

    Gene Simmons looks like the Golem in that old Golem movie.

  • @jillianallen4252
    @jillianallen4252 12 років тому +7

    i love his face when jeff says a limited amount of talent. XD

  • @bermudaguy1
    @bermudaguy1 12 років тому +24

    He use to be cool, now he looks more like a Klingon!

    • @Randy58-zn4ez
      @Randy58-zn4ez 4 роки тому

      bermudaguy1 He was never cool and he does look like a Klingon for sure.

  • @cheeseburgereddie1929
    @cheeseburgereddie1929 2 роки тому +1

    The rabbi Indian chief joke. 😂

  • @carstereobandits
    @carstereobandits 16 років тому +41

    Jeff ross is brilliant "how about a kiss landfill to put all that stuff in"

  • @TrojanSupra
    @TrojanSupra 14 років тому +1

    if you look just right you can see the late Phil Harris (Cornelia Marie, Deadliest Catch) in the audience 2:32

  • @checkmeowt6948
    @checkmeowt6948 7 років тому +43

    Wtf?! The RZA at 3:45 Haha where my WU headz at??? Haha

  • @JGComments
    @JGComments Рік тому +1

    This roast is so old, Jeff Ross didn’t look like a mole rat yet. This roast is so old, we still thought Jim Norton was just a regular pervert.

  • @AmericanFUBAR33
    @AmericanFUBAR33 Рік тому +2

    Jeff kills it as always😅

  • @averynb1218
    @averynb1218 16 років тому +1

    Jeff Ross elevates the roast to an ART

  • @stevenroby1667
    @stevenroby1667 7 років тому +47

    Shannon tweed is unbelievable beauty

  • @marleychloe
    @marleychloe 14 років тому +2

    thanks so much for posting these!

  • @shawnhensley4884
    @shawnhensley4884 2 роки тому +3

    I met Gene and Paul and Eric Carr on the Hot In The Shade tour. They were all cool as shit. Paul was especially, he was with a chick and he still took the time for some conversation and an autograph. So, yeah, that's a good example of what can happen when you meet your heroes. Gene was funny and not at all stand-offish. I had heard big ego, asshole, etc. but he was as good a guy as anyone else.

  • @beavwarius
    @beavwarius 16 років тому

    hats,shirts,condoms,coffins,everything but music! priceless.

  • @tacoma171
    @tacoma171 13 років тому +2

    Jeff Ross rules at this stuff! Awesome!

  • @ILIK3HATERZ
    @ILIK3HATERZ 5 років тому +1

    1:47 serious burn!
    2:03 oh sh*t

  • @PrUnEJuIcEtHeThIrD
    @PrUnEJuIcEtHeThIrD 14 років тому +4

    Lol I don't quite understand why Gene acts so indifferent to everyone, but it's cool that Gene can laugh at himself.

  • @RichardsWorld
    @RichardsWorld 6 років тому +2

    Wow, Gene is a better man than I thought.

  • @jsil_
    @jsil_ 4 роки тому +2

    HAHA this is rough! Aw damn I grew up listening to Kiss with my dad, I even got to see them in 07' when I was 7. Kiss Army! 🤟

    • @gocygo63
      @gocygo63 2 роки тому

      ...your Dad shoulda been brought up on child abuse charges...

  • @JohnVKaravitis
    @JohnVKaravitis 4 роки тому +3

    0:24 Richest person on that dais. Seriously. Fucking CarrotTop is made fun of by everybody, but he is fucking LOADED.

  • @pigpaul
    @pigpaul 14 років тому +1

    genes hair looks like a ' bunch of spiders having a meeting' !!

  • @WhOStoLeGitsum
    @WhOStoLeGitsum 14 років тому +1

    LMFAO At everything Jeff Ross said, this will save me many comments and those dumbass capcha or w/e they are called. But really LMAO @ Hard Rock and Soft Porn, that was Epic.

  • @phnompenh23
    @phnompenh23 15 років тому +1

    hey its a roast people, if you dont want to be made fun of don;t go. Jeff Ross can rip on who he want to rip on

  • @RCROX
    @RCROX 12 років тому +1

    it definitely is...thanks for pointing that out

  • @GamerGuyHere123
    @GamerGuyHere123 13 років тому +1

    is the guy from jackass there too? 3:12 and such

  • @birdy1numnum
    @birdy1numnum 6 років тому

    Wow, Carrot Top and Simmons in the same place...I was wrong. I thought they were the same person!!

  • @itkojecockot
    @itkojecockot 7 років тому +3

    2:53 sums up Kiss perfectly :D:D:D

  • @bretonwescott5983
    @bretonwescott5983 5 років тому +1

    2 Friends....that says it all.

  • @KosherTaco26
    @KosherTaco26 13 років тому +1

    2:08 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Fuckin Jeff Ross FTW!

  • @Metaltherebel92
    @Metaltherebel92 13 років тому

    "You look like a rabai fucking indian chief"
    "Kiss make everything but music" Fucking hilarious! xD

  • @mscarolynnigro
    @mscarolynnigro 5 років тому +2

    I love Gene Simmons

  • @bct8881
    @bct8881 8 років тому +15

    He helped build something that was awesome and then he killed it with over-commercialization,poor musical choices and finally a musically disasterous lineup change.
    R.I.P. KISS
    1973-1996

    • @mcfcguvnors
      @mcfcguvnors 6 років тому

      yep they should have done what most bands should do & dont & STOP when you are not performing as you once did,they look silly now & original line ups are a must ,2 members of kiss should be ticketed as 2 members of kiss plus 2 other session blokes no one cares about :/

  • @H311ssacrafice04
    @H311ssacrafice04 4 роки тому +1

    Woah this is a roast not a whole campfire😂😂

  • @annazampi8088
    @annazampi8088 5 років тому +2

    Jeff is the Roast king"😅

  • @funbomb1102
    @funbomb1102 5 років тому +1

    Jeff Ross is brilliant

  • @BurttheBard
    @BurttheBard 14 років тому +2

    BEST.....ENTRENCE.....EVER!!!

  • @zakur0hako
    @zakur0hako 4 роки тому +1

    Steve O in the background right after hitting his rock bottom

  • @TCtheJUMPER
    @TCtheJUMPER 11 років тому +3

    Is that The Rza at 3:44?!

  • @Blue0Maverick
    @Blue0Maverick 12 років тому

    Indeed, you are correct. Very nice.

  • @MetalHeart8787
    @MetalHeart8787 15 років тому +1

    very funny, I worshipped you you were my Idol, then one day i met you & you ruined all that.
    Very True. Back in the 70's80's people didnt know alot about Gene. But hes actually are Nice cool Guy, Just plays Mr Bussiness to much

  • @jaysonraphaelmurdock8812
    @jaysonraphaelmurdock8812 2 роки тому +1

    Gene Simmons is slowly turning into the American version of Ozzy Osbourne.

  • @nunyabizness1708
    @nunyabizness1708 3 роки тому +4

    Gene never could get that hair right. Can you imagine how much money he spent on it trying to figure it out?

  • @DiaFeliz96
    @DiaFeliz96 10 років тому +2

    I love his laugh lol

  • @Vaioholic
    @Vaioholic 15 років тому +2

    ...all of Paul Stanley's talent. Lmao :D:D:D

  • @kissklassics
    @kissklassics 14 років тому +4

    KISS makes everything but music!! hahaha

  • @crosshairs3
    @crosshairs3 9 років тому +11

    Steve-O!!!!!!!

  • @TeriLynn923
    @TeriLynn923 15 років тому +1

    I see Corey Feldman in the audience. I guess anyone can attend.

  • @soccerprog226
    @soccerprog226 14 років тому

    Kiss makes everything but music! Jeff Ross is the best roaster ever.

  • @Stevieee20
    @Stevieee20 11 років тому +11

    RZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @tommy4162661670
    @tommy4162661670 12 років тому +1

    My god u will never see so many d list celebrities in one place...seriiously corey feldman..ah hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gene where is paul, ace, and peter,,,,,well forget peter, but where is the other guys...the chicks rock big time...GENE IS A LOVE GOD....

  • @barbarianfetus
    @barbarianfetus 11 років тому +1

    Jeff Ross is the only one here that makes this roast watchable.

  • @carrrexx7190
    @carrrexx7190 6 років тому +2

    Gene has his Kiss Army helmet on.

  • @markdm166
    @markdm166 13 років тому +1

    his best roast by far hahahaha

  • @Jan_von_S
    @Jan_von_S 12 років тому +1

    4:26 Corey Feldman, wow, I love him!

  • @williamphillips2671
    @williamphillips2671 4 роки тому +1

    How do you own a video camera but not a vcr that can record?

  • @dirtycoffee8964
    @dirtycoffee8964 8 років тому +7

    whoa the 90s were so greasy

  • @DvDPlaya
    @DvDPlaya 16 років тому

    Damn, so many people are there..

  • @tq2769
    @tq2769 4 роки тому +1

    That has to be the saddest stage set every for anything.

  • @lapaulyfresh8223
    @lapaulyfresh8223 Рік тому

    Steve O having a great time!!!

  • @CristalGayl
    @CristalGayl 14 років тому +1

    I saw my babe Jerry Cantrell around 4:05!!! I want to be his Rock of Love!!!

  • @pkzathruz
    @pkzathruz 16 років тому

    yes, i wish i could see the labels so i knew it was expensive!

  • @realtalkpunjab1479
    @realtalkpunjab1479 2 роки тому

    Demon of the hour.

  • @eben81
    @eben81 16 років тому

    that was awesome... hahaha its all true... thats why it's so awsome

  • @jaretmane
    @jaretmane 9 років тому +17

    I didn't think the girls that accompanied Gene to the stage were that hot (2 were nice), the rest were plastic surgery and old

    • @southlondon86
      @southlondon86 8 років тому +4

      +Jaret Wood one of them's his partner Shannon Tweed- aka 90s softcore porn queen.

    • @michaelgregg6877
      @michaelgregg6877 8 років тому

      +Kimindigo So?

    • @DharmaMidget
      @DharmaMidget 8 років тому

      +Kimindigo How many drugs are you skipping to get this delusional?

    • @jaretmane
      @jaretmane 8 років тому +1

      Kimindigo:
      2x Lithium Carbonate, 300MG 2x in AM
      1x tab Clonazepam, 1MG @ bedtime
      3x tabs Clozapine, 100 MG @ bedtime
      1x tab Abilify, 15MG @ supper
      That should fix you right up

  • @RonNearly
    @RonNearly 13 років тому

    I've been watching 0:41 to 0:44 for over an hour now...

  • @roc8083
    @roc8083 4 роки тому +1

    Paul Mooney saying to himself...just look at all these white folk

  • @Shanksftw
    @Shanksftw 14 років тому

    @19180605 The name of that song is God of Thunder, btw...
    "You look like a Rabbi fucking Indian chief!", nice...

  • @Furch
    @Furch 15 років тому

    Nice shoes Gene, gawd i remember those!