Jeff Ross Roasts Kimmel Staffers

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  • @PrUnEJuIcEtHeThIrD
    @PrUnEJuIcEtHeThIrD 8 років тому +1194

    "Is this the window you jump out of when ratings come in?"
    Lol typical Jeff Ross savage

    • @805fillmore
      @805fillmore 4 роки тому +10

      My favorite line

    •  4 роки тому

      Tonight's monologue

    • @Von.NorthEnd
      @Von.NorthEnd 2 роки тому +5

      @@805fillmore oh look...tonight monolog 😂

    • @BobRooney290
      @BobRooney290 2 дні тому

      jimmy has jumped out of it so many times, that we've lost count.

  • @batmanistheman567
    @batmanistheman567 8 років тому +825

    I hate how they blur the middle finger like we don't know what it is

    • @Vendrix86
      @Vendrix86 7 років тому +25

      it's on abc, kinda have to.

    • @fcemonster
      @fcemonster 7 років тому +1

      Batman Is the man should check out how Indonesian TV censors boobs

    • @TitaniumGIJOE
      @TitaniumGIJOE 7 років тому +4

      Its for the people that dont know what it is.. Not for people who know what it is, you pretentious f*ck. (see how I blurred the middle finger there?)

    • @tobeyshaw6251
      @tobeyshaw6251 7 років тому

      Batman Is the man 61

    • @MichaelJohnson-bi6jp
      @MichaelJohnson-bi6jp 7 років тому +4

      PLOT TWIST!
      It's actually a big ol' cock

  • @Revelian1982
    @Revelian1982 7 років тому +82

    Jeff Ross is so quick-thinking. He's precious, guys. We're lucky to have him.

  • @MrAtaguas
    @MrAtaguas 7 років тому +234

    "Amy Wineshouse if she went to rehab..." lol spot on!

    • @kornmaze
      @kornmaze 5 років тому +1

      More like she should have been casted for "Jersey Shore".

    • @boboloko
      @boboloko Місяць тому

      @@kornmaze I just gave your roast a thumbs up- out of pity. Five years of no response is too depressing

  • @Jaxonhawk623
    @Jaxonhawk623 8 років тому +755

    Jeff how do you know if he is Jewish? I looked at him...

    • @michaelkupfer3723
      @michaelkupfer3723 7 років тому +35

      Nickson Mahida Jeff Ross is Jewish himself so he should know...

    • @haraldnordgren8379
      @haraldnordgren8379 6 років тому +11

      I think it's safe to say he wouldn't have made that joke otherwise

    • @anasfallatah4259
      @anasfallatah4259 6 років тому +1

      Nickson Mahida actually I saw don rickles done this joke many times

    • @oskaralegre5094
      @oskaralegre5094 4 роки тому

      Nickson Mahida i dont get that joke

    • @arion9696
      @arion9696 4 роки тому

      I don’t get it

  • @Darkest_Soul_187
    @Darkest_Soul_187 8 років тому +2267

    ''Looks like Trump built the wall just around you'' , ''Did you get dishonorable discharge from salvation army?'' LOL

    • @Pickwow
      @Pickwow 8 років тому +42

      Tupacs cousin chicken pac 😂😂😂😂 had me dying

    • @lockbert99
      @lockbert99 8 років тому +13

      Really. Look like it was originally designed as a closet.

    • @BenDover_Jr
      @BenDover_Jr 8 років тому

      For a Mexican that was just a parking lot security guard, that is a nice office.
      I'd take a bathroom as an office if I were making the cash he is.

    • @joshuabangs88
      @joshuabangs88 8 років тому

      they were my favorites too

    • @joshuabangs88
      @joshuabangs88 8 років тому +1

      they were my favorites too

  • @Candyroxnrulz
    @Candyroxnrulz 8 років тому +4603

    Kimmel's staffers are cool but Conan's are better

    • @msh3mmkn
      @msh3mmkn 8 років тому +173

      yes way batter

    • @Emma-zv1jr
      @Emma-zv1jr 8 років тому +130

      For sure! Jordan's the best and Sonia's really funny too! And when Conan busted Jordan arriving late at work, that was the funniest thing lmao

    • @user-mp6od3vd7e
      @user-mp6od3vd7e 8 років тому +193

      and Conan roasts his own staff

    • @bptnmrphy3991
      @bptnmrphy3991 8 років тому +71

      sona is my woman crush everyday

    • @itsjeron164
      @itsjeron164 7 років тому +69

      #teamcoco

  • @edgar211188
    @edgar211188 8 років тому +225

    I'd like to see Jeff Ross roasting Jordan Schlansky from Conan, that'd be hilarious lol

    • @antoniomontana6061
      @antoniomontana6061 4 роки тому

      Def Yeah - although Jordan tolerates Conan crushing his fake Paisan ass - without flinching- so he could handle Jeff too

  • @bptnmrphy3991
    @bptnmrphy3991 8 років тому +165

    "amy winehouse if she went to rehab" was a compliment

  • @madisonashleyyy
    @madisonashleyyy 8 років тому +197

    "Is this the window you jump out of when the ratings come in" "oh look your monologue" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😂

  • @calhobbes862
    @calhobbes862 8 років тому +5159

    Hope that really wasn't Guillermo's office.

    • @JeffM375
      @JeffM375 8 років тому +192

      that was uncle franks office but was given to guillermo

    • @MACabral3
      @MACabral3 8 років тому +45

      it wasn't

    • @oscartovar5756
      @oscartovar5756 8 років тому +415

      Office?lol it looked like a closet

    • @oscartovar5756
      @oscartovar5756 8 років тому +739

      Greg Gammago I'm sure he can afford any size office he wants here in the US.

    • @panchito1993eljc
      @panchito1993eljc 8 років тому +13

      agree brother

  • @claudial3875
    @claudial3875 8 років тому +177

    "how do you know he's Jewish?" "I looked at him"
    I almost spit out my drink!

  • @YashRamisetty
    @YashRamisetty 8 років тому +3855

    Wow the size of the office they gave Guillermo is pretty damn disrespectful imo. It's like a janitors closet.

    • @michellet8793
      @michellet8793 8 років тому +518

      It's not his real office

    • @luvyou-baby
      @luvyou-baby 8 років тому +63

      +Michelle T how do you know its not

    • @siile1432
      @siile1432 8 років тому +172

      +luvyou baby you are kidding right? It's obvious if you have any common sense, that's it. That's just where he goes to be by himself and relax, there is just no way this is an office.

    • @michellet8793
      @michellet8793 8 років тому +104

      +luvyou baby Because the office they showed is sarcastically small

    • @supersamurai107
      @supersamurai107 8 років тому +160

      that's not his real office, he shares it with Jimmy. He's Jimmy's co host. Jimmy also have to share it with a few other writers. Jimmy doesn't get his own office lol!

  • @shravp769
    @shravp769 7 років тому +81

    Guillermo lives in the 'room under the attic' like harry potter

  • @chrismhp
    @chrismhp 8 років тому +238

    "Steven Seagal if he let himself go."
    So...Steven Seagal?

    • @SunlightGwyn
      @SunlightGwyn 8 місяців тому

      The joke is Steven already let himself go so the guy he was roasting REALLY let himself go.

  • @JBF086
    @JBF086 8 років тому +148

    Wow, thats a quick mind!!!

  • @tjtaylor5273
    @tjtaylor5273 3 роки тому +10

    "UR LIKE AMY WINEHOUSE IF YOU WENT TO REHAB" lmfaoooooooooooooooo

  • @2taggs2
    @2taggs2 8 років тому +1767

    Poor Guillermo. They have him in a closet. There is literally an air duct 1 foot above his head. I'm not saying give him a huge fancy office - but, come on.

    • @comphysync9084
      @comphysync9084 8 років тому +154

      is his house

    • @niates777
      @niates777 8 років тому +100

      I'm pretty sure it's a joke.....

    • @2taggs2
      @2taggs2 8 років тому +44

      I don't think it is. If it was, they would have put a little more emphasis on it.

    • @faridrottigni
      @faridrottigni 8 років тому +7

      +Nick Jasper its a joke, a funny racist joke

    • @JoeChalk
      @JoeChalk 8 років тому +22

      Clearly just a joke...

  • @syd16packchicken
    @syd16packchicken 7 років тому +1224

    The body guard dude in the beginning looked like Kobe Bryant lol

  • @mikedibari7866
    @mikedibari7866 7 років тому +118

    Cousin Sal lowkey wasn't playing around

    • @christopherhughes9787
      @christopherhughes9787 4 роки тому +7

      Seriously, there's always one baby who doesn't get it, has thin skin, and can't take a joke.

  • @stillakilla
    @stillakilla 8 років тому +535

    No way thats Guillermo's office. You have your most important staffer living like Harry Potter in the Dudley's home. Pinches mamadas.

    • @michaelyo874
      @michaelyo874 8 років тому +2

      he is not most important dafuk, what kind of work you think he does off set? Nothing, he dont write jokes, makes jokes, he just waits for them to tell him what to do.

    • @honeydew1
      @honeydew1 8 років тому +6

      +Michael Yo he does do remote video stuff them like award ceremonies or that nba media day vid

    • @JustinP
      @JustinP 8 років тому +4

      hes not a big asset to the show

    • @yudela1
      @yudela1 8 років тому +17

      It was just a joke for the roast. His real office is much bigger.

  • @JVRGEDGMGMT
    @JVRGEDGMGMT 8 років тому +176

    Sal must train in something he got the leg hooked and it looked like he was going for a half! 😂

    • @jandreid1056
      @jandreid1056 8 років тому +24

      Guy's challenged the Undertaker to a pillow fight... he's legit.

    • @FaRtBoMb42
      @FaRtBoMb42 8 років тому +2

      I thought the same thing lmaooo.

    • @OhWordFr
      @OhWordFr 8 років тому +15

      He probably wrestled in high school are something. I've never seen an adult ride legs in a fight

    • @christopherhickman2764
      @christopherhickman2764 8 років тому +8

      He wrestled in high school.

    • @henare101
      @henare101 7 років тому

      IDF Israeli defence force

  • @matthewburnett2286
    @matthewburnett2286 8 років тому +75

    Where does Jeff Ross come up with this stuff. I wish I was as clever as him.

    • @luisdavila1592
      @luisdavila1592 3 роки тому +1

      @Steve May but Jeff ross is the Goat of Roasting, the Rost-master general

  • @mero40k
    @mero40k 7 років тому +370

    Sal with the elbow, chill bruh.

  • @zackhalvorsen8344
    @zackhalvorsen8344 7 років тому +38

    "This guy's watching James Corden" lmao

  • @thedondon911911
    @thedondon911911 8 років тому +187

    Dude at the beginning looks more like Kobe than anything

    • @daoy11
      @daoy11 8 років тому +6

      wow you must be proud of that comment, your life must be full of joy after this monstrous comeback

    • @marquette0426
      @marquette0426 8 років тому

      I though the same lol would've been funnier w a kobe reference

  • @folarinosibodu
    @folarinosibodu 2 роки тому +9

    Jeff walks a fine line excellently here. To roast someone without really insulting them, but picking on their most obvious trait to make fun of, while making them laugh is not easy to do at all.

  • @_Salmon
    @_Salmon 8 місяців тому +2

    "We gotta be able to learn how to take a joke in this world people, Being a good sport is essential to roasting, I never roast people unless they volunteer" Best quote in the world about roasting one another.

  • @RYN988
    @RYN988 7 років тому +19

    The man is just spontaneously and naturally funny. His roasts are like no other! always cracks me up!

  • @NingoClarke
    @NingoClarke 7 років тому +681

    it's like Trump build a wall around just u. I'm dead lol hahahaha

    • @desjardiniii5795
      @desjardiniii5795 6 років тому +1

      Only he’s keeping the Mexicans in. 😅😂🤣

  • @AlanxEurope
    @AlanxEurope 8 років тому +32

    "looks like trumps built a wall just around you".
    Lost it.

  • @laila1989ism
    @laila1989ism 6 років тому +21

    "Is this the window you jump out of when the raitings come in?“
    *points at the trash can*
    "Looking great, tonight’s monologue?"

  • @sixstep101
    @sixstep101 8 років тому +20

    "Jeff, how do you know he's Jewish?"
    "I looked at him." LOL

  • @niklasbantdner5063
    @niklasbantdner5063 8 років тому +14

    "How do you know he's Jewish?"
    "I looked at him"
    XDDDDD

  • @oscar_jjuarez5266
    @oscar_jjuarez5266 4 роки тому +4

    That lady wanted NOTHING to do with it 😂

  • @BinkyStaIIs
    @BinkyStaIIs 8 років тому +43

    1:58 triggered.

  • @Kumingakilla
    @Kumingakilla 8 років тому +582

    was that really Guillermo's office? come on Jimmy you can do better than that

    • @t.least.he.is.honest
      @t.least.he.is.honest 8 років тому +12

      Nope set up Joke ,that is not even his real name ,he is American and a wannabe mexican

    • @sctr1235
      @sctr1235 8 років тому +26

      hes from Zacatecas, Mexico and his name is Guillermo Rodriguez

    • @sctr1235
      @sctr1235 8 років тому +4

      i said nothing about his race

    • @rockguru14
      @rockguru14 8 років тому +30

      Guillermo is Daniel Day Lewis's best character, he just never cracks.

    • @t.least.he.is.honest
      @t.least.he.is.honest 8 років тому

      rockguru14 Isnt Guierllmo a character by one of the writers ? the guy that portrays him is called John I think

  • @Abeleko
    @Abeleko 10 місяців тому +1

    Cousin sal knows how to wrestle. Arm dragged his way into a shot onto the couch.

  • @mynameisnotslick
    @mynameisnotslick 3 роки тому +4

    This was freaking hilarious man I’m in tears after this bit

  • @JacquiPenar
    @JacquiPenar 8 років тому +18

    jeff is a legend!

  • @SquidandCatAdventures
    @SquidandCatAdventures 8 років тому +33

    I didn't realize he was this funny until this segment. Sal brought it out of him.

  • @mariostsanoulas5556
    @mariostsanoulas5556 3 роки тому +7

    0:26 he looks like a sims character, but the player forgot to customise him

  • @LiamRedmondVideo
    @LiamRedmondVideo 8 років тому +6

    Nice to see Jimmy Kimmel Live being funny for once

    • @Gamesha_Guy
      @Gamesha_Guy 2 роки тому

      And it's not because of Jimmy Kimmel haha

  • @akhilmontu
    @akhilmontu 2 роки тому

    Man, my Day was crappy for no reason today, cousin sal and Jimmy just somehow made me happy!
    Salute to you sir!!

  • @FromSouthforkTexas
    @FromSouthforkTexas 6 років тому +3

    He's incredible he makes it look so easy

  • @andrewr4280
    @andrewr4280 Рік тому

    now that the majority of my favorite comics from childhood have passed, im appreciating the ones I still have right now. Love Jeff

  • @joniguerrero1057
    @joniguerrero1057 7 років тому +5

    Jeff Ross is so good at roasting people on the spot haha

  • @Alezey574
    @Alezey574 8 років тому +3

    "Is this the window you jump out off when the ratings come in" LMAO

  • @jandreid1056
    @jandreid1056 8 років тому +12

    Remember when Cousin Sal challenged the Undertaker to a pillow fight? Good times.

  • @whitesimurgh6363
    @whitesimurgh6363 4 роки тому +2

    I looked at him... That's the best thing ever!

  • @RGlennChicago
    @RGlennChicago 8 років тому +9

    The girl didn't even realize the Amy Winehouse joke was basically a compliment. Amy Winehouse was pretty decent looking before she went off the rails on drugs.

    • @47imagine
      @47imagine 3 роки тому +2

      I think she might have took it as a compliment ... she seemed pleasantly surprised.

  • @andymoore9892
    @andymoore9892 8 років тому +2

    Awww. That Uncle Frank picture on Jimmy's wall brings tears to my eyes.

  • @ChaoukiSADOUSSI
    @ChaoukiSADOUSSI 8 років тому +24

    tonight's monologue :D hhhh

  • @BestmenhaitiH
    @BestmenhaitiH 5 років тому

    Lol... i love Jeff, im looking for penn state Sandusky, and James Holmes video.

  • @ckg3362
    @ckg3362 7 років тому +61

    Poor guilarmo

  • @JM-yn8mb
    @JM-yn8mb 4 роки тому +2

    Jeff is the best at roasting because he's heard all these roasts directed to him... He just stores them all in a database in his head and uses them against other people. Poor guy, beer belly, bald, a poor mans Pitbull. "Mr. Local" if you ask me.

  • @Born2beSPRA
    @Born2beSPRA 4 роки тому +4

    I know Kimmel just has to accept the pain of Jeff's roast

  • @Michaeldergara
    @Michaeldergara 8 років тому

    lol guy at the end definitely wrestles. he put a leg in haha like this uk

  • @masterroshi6910
    @masterroshi6910 7 років тому +8

    "How do you know he's Jewish?" "I looked at him" DEAD 😂😂

  • @lungelongema8501
    @lungelongema8501 6 років тому +1

    “Is this the window you jump out of when the ratings come in?”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Neoquaker1
    @Neoquaker1 5 років тому +30

    That elbow from Cousin Sal on Jeff's face was a little too rough.

    • @luiscorona232
      @luiscorona232 2 роки тому

      He’s a dumbass he really was butt hurt

  • @jimmirza4212
    @jimmirza4212 7 років тому +7

    Jeff Ross now looks like someone wearing a Jeff Ross novelty latex mask.

  • @edercorrales6195
    @edercorrales6195 8 років тому +6

    Comedy for Jimmy Kimmel is a 9-5 job while Jeff Ross simply lives it.

  • @selimyasli3609
    @selimyasli3609 7 років тому +4

    Jeff Ross is a legend.

  • @marioadreu7683
    @marioadreu7683 7 років тому +10

    People are complaining about Guillermo's office, but why does he even need an office? Lol

  • @narellewooding8319
    @narellewooding8319 6 років тому +1

    "Is this the window ya jump out of when the ratings comd in" hahaha

  • @misspadalecki101
    @misspadalecki101 8 років тому +6

    "it looks like trump just built the wall around you" OMFG oh sweet guillermo hahahaa HIS FACE LOL

  • @steffe689
    @steffe689 8 років тому +1

    Hahaha cousin sal is crazy, remember howard stern mentioning him being crazy before he had segments on Kimmel show.

  • @isupermandude
    @isupermandude 8 років тому +88

    Is that really Guillermo's office...?

    • @edu-kt
      @edu-kt 8 років тому +4

      I don't think so.

    • @fun2badult
      @fun2badult 8 років тому +9

      seems like it. all his stuff is hanging on the wall

    • @edu-kt
      @edu-kt 8 років тому +10

      Astro Physics It supposed to look like Guillermo's office is that tiny for a comedic purpose. If you know how Kimmel show goes, you'll learn to be open to the possibility of the things that he shows to be fake.

    • @youwatch2muchtv
      @youwatch2muchtv 8 років тому +10

      +Eduardo Daniel Kucharsky Terrazas yeah but i bet you money its not fake lmao

    • @angelararara6350
      @angelararara6350 6 років тому +2

      Guys he has not office work! He just shows up and change his clothes.

  • @drServitis
    @drServitis 7 років тому +1

    YOU GOT A DISHONORABLE DISCHARGE FROM THE SALVATION ARMY!
    Good one. I'll remember that in future!

  • @brackobalm6457
    @brackobalm6457 7 років тому +80

    Conan doesnt need other people he roasts his staffers by himself. #teamcoco

  • @parsoumash
    @parsoumash 8 років тому +1

    "You're like Amy Winehouse if she went to rehab" LOL
    At first, I was like oooooohhhh. But then I thought about it and it's actually a pretty good compliment..

  • @julio_aer
    @julio_aer 8 років тому +9

    he has to do this at Conan's!!!!!!

  • @Lunatick666
    @Lunatick666 7 років тому

    BIG thumbs up for the 'Hotrod' cap... rip Rowdy Piper

  • @NomeCultJoe
    @NomeCultJoe 7 років тому +6

    Kicking Cousin Sal's ass is the purpose of life.

  • @1AceMoneyMaker
    @1AceMoneyMaker 7 років тому

    Oh please have Jeff do it more. Like a lot all the time

  • @kylewilson138
    @kylewilson138 8 років тому +29

    That actually looked like tupac

  • @NicholasSantangeloDrummer
    @NicholasSantangeloDrummer 7 років тому +1

    That Uncle Frank poster in the back of Jimmy's office is the best.

  • @dirkgroovy7207
    @dirkgroovy7207 8 років тому +80

    Ricegum could learn a thing or two from him ;D

    • @1surfpesca_
      @1surfpesca_ 8 років тому +6

      LOL ! I wasn't expecting to comment about rice gum here

    • @allensaez4098
      @allensaez4098 8 років тому

      +LibertyzHD your username starts with an L

    • @badcomic277
      @badcomic277 8 років тому +20

      Wtf is a rice gum

    • @jimhalpert1680
      @jimhalpert1680 7 років тому

      Bad Comic Famous UA-camr

  • @ViperRob
    @ViperRob 8 років тому +1

    That's a really cool painting of Uncle Frank at 1:21

    • @RYN988
      @RYN988 7 років тому

      I thought it was Bernie Sanders.

  • @stankfanger1366
    @stankfanger1366 8 років тому +4

    After this segment was shot, Jeff slipped Sal his number and they're going away to a little B&B in Vermont this weekend.

  • @spidrawebster
    @spidrawebster 8 років тому +1

    Love how Jason has one of the Matt Damon cue cards framed on his wall.

  • @Ruizfig
    @Ruizfig 8 років тому +7

    Dishonorable discharge from the Salvation Army.

  • @everths
    @everths 6 років тому

    hahahahahahahahahahaha Not one second goes by when I am in tear laughing with Guillermo.

  • @GoodDeedsEveryday
    @GoodDeedsEveryday 7 років тому +92

    Last guy took it a step too far even though he was joking around. That elbow in the face is not fun.

    • @dungeonndragons7981
      @dungeonndragons7981 6 років тому +7

      Good Deeds Everyday he is prick

    • @kornmaze
      @kornmaze 5 років тому +4

      I guess he jealous that Jeff stole his thunder.

    • @itorapadas
      @itorapadas 5 років тому

      Jeff pushed that elbow away from his face. It hurt him.

    • @carlosangeles7487
      @carlosangeles7487 5 років тому

      That's exactly what I saw

    • @oskaralegre5094
      @oskaralegre5094 4 роки тому

      Good Deeds Everyday ia just a men's game ok

  • @Lando94
    @Lando94 8 років тому +1

    Can't get enough of Jeff Ross he's ruthless

  • @CheekyCuntM8
    @CheekyCuntM8 8 років тому +4

    4:00 IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO

  • @M0rteze
    @M0rteze 7 років тому

    “Is this the window you jump out of when the ratings come in?” LOLOLOL

  • @jamieh3397
    @jamieh3397 7 років тому +4

    Jeff looks like the white Michael Jackson impersonator from simpsons

    • @wqzzz3460
      @wqzzz3460 7 років тому

      Jamie H hahahahhahahha

  • @MrIlleism
    @MrIlleism 8 років тому +1

    Guillermo and Jeff reminded me of when Sean Penn found El Chapo :D

  • @88Mrlucky
    @88Mrlucky 8 років тому +3

    0:44 I was thinking he looked like Tupac

  • @kornmaze
    @kornmaze 5 років тому +2

    I like that Jeff laughs at himself. Most comedians don't do that.

  • @ecando54
    @ecando54 5 років тому +3

    I'm surprised that doesn't happen to Jeff more often. He's brutal but awesome.

  • @ThePavilionWeb
    @ThePavilionWeb 5 років тому

    Cousin Sal, your country appreciates your service that was long overdue!

  • @Ultrasonic1979
    @Ultrasonic1979 8 років тому +5

    quality, looks like you got discharged early from the salvation army... beauty !

  • @sturttv
    @sturttv 7 років тому

    That bit was absolutely hilarious.

  • @dylanjones268
    @dylanjones268 8 років тому +4

    To the people seemingly getting upset about Guillermo's office.. you know it goes along with the long standing joke right? They probably just set it up like that to make it look depressing. I guarantee he doesn't even have an office, that closet was just set up to look like his.

  • @ExtonGraphics
    @ExtonGraphics 8 років тому +5

    1:57 I was like "What the hell THAT is Josh Holloway?"

  • @socloseno
    @socloseno 8 років тому +1

    "I looked at him" xD I lost it

  • @slimischillin7753
    @slimischillin7753 8 років тому +8

    What happened to Jeff? He looks like Donatello would look if he bleached his skin.

    • @sibi51811
      @sibi51811 3 роки тому

      Why doesn't this have more likes?