El Roast de Donald Trump - Jeff Ross

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  • Опубліковано 19 сер 2015
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  • @MinesBiggerThanUrs
    @MinesBiggerThanUrs 7 років тому +2408

    seeing Seth MacFarlane crack the fuck up at "he plans on spending his retirement opening a jar" makes me laugh so much. that's such family guy humor

    • @SLIGHTTONE
      @SLIGHTTONE 6 років тому +39

      Tr3vor1 riiight!! seems like that joke was meant for family guy humor

    • @skylarf9021
      @skylarf9021 6 років тому +40

      Thought the exact same thing lmao

    • @skylarf9021
      @skylarf9021 6 років тому +3

      phanmeiser he barely laughed like he did on the opening the jar one...so don't know what your talking about... 5:05 compared to 1:26

    • @MrBunny53
      @MrBunny53 5 років тому +5

      Why is that so funny? Is there some other meaning? I thought others were funnier

    • @MrMiguelForster
      @MrMiguelForster 5 років тому +26

      Priyanker Rao old people taking ages to open jars is a bit of a meme

  • @adamnanista819
    @adamnanista819 8 років тому +4364

    kinda ironic that this roast was uploaded to comedy central latinoamerica

    • @professorsereno
      @professorsereno 7 років тому +5

      ahahhahahahahhahahahah

    • @theocoxd
      @theocoxd 7 років тому +23

      We won't build that wall, and this the way to remind it to the asshole we named mexican president, for the other side , hahahaha

    • @mjrogers2
      @mjrogers2 7 років тому +2

      Yes you will build that wall. You'll see in a few months.

    • @danyul4u186
      @danyul4u186 7 років тому +28

      I mean he doesn't want to kick out Latinos. Just if they're illeagal

    • @catmartinez6936
      @catmartinez6936 7 років тому +12

      El Trumpo!

  • @Gggmanlives
    @Gggmanlives 5 років тому +1205

    I love how Jeff Ross can destroy everyone without overusing profanities.

    • @hayk3000
      @hayk3000 4 роки тому +37

      And the greatest thing is that he's not overly mean, there's still love in his roasts. That's why Jeff is so liked, I mean what other reason would there be to like him for?

    • @QuantumParticle
      @QuantumParticle 4 роки тому +5

      Did not expect to see you here. I love your videos, man!

    • @thomaslavitola7789
      @thomaslavitola7789 3 роки тому +4

      Holy shit is gman himself

    • @boracebecioglu9563
      @boracebecioglu9563 3 роки тому +3

      @@hayk3000 yeah there are levels to being mean jeff can make the person he roasts laugh all the way. When giraldo starts they kinda laugh but it disappears as show goes on. And patrice was a complete disaster at his meanest. At least i think so

    • @lucasng9617
      @lucasng9617 3 роки тому +2

      I thought I was taking a break from old school FPS shooters by coming here. Now I'm heading back.

  • @ryancannon5921
    @ryancannon5921 7 років тому +2798

    Thinking to himself:
    "You're all getting deported"

  • @ifightbears7609
    @ifightbears7609 7 років тому +1594

    "I can't wait for the assassi... I mean inauguration"

    • @xkevinzee
      @xkevinzee 6 років тому +5

      silly sicily that's nice

    • @unfab
      @unfab 6 років тому +5

      I Fight BEARS stillwaiting

    • @TunTheOfficial
      @TunTheOfficial 6 років тому +6

      It's never too late for it to happen xD

    • @jasonlomax4463
      @jasonlomax4463 6 років тому +1

      I Fight BEARS

    • @anonymouscitizen8920
      @anonymouscitizen8920 6 років тому

      It will probably happen in North Korea once he visits Kim Jong Un in May

  • @adeeshasamarawickrama8526
    @adeeshasamarawickrama8526 3 роки тому +112

    “Not memorial for larry king” damn really hit

  • @leahelbourne-weinstock488
    @leahelbourne-weinstock488 7 років тому +2571

    it must be fun to be able to say you roasted the president

    • @bjbetti
      @bjbetti 6 років тому +12

      Leah Elbourne-weinstock Ronald Reagan had a roast.

    • @codpov7700
      @codpov7700 6 років тому +11

      they all hate him and see him as dirt, so not as fun for them as you'd think

    • @codpov7700
      @codpov7700 6 років тому

      I doubt old man trumpty will even live to see 7 more years

    • @branlopgar
      @branlopgar 6 років тому +1

      CODPOV Bet your ass he will. I doubt he will be reelected, but he will live more than 7 years...

    • @pedroordonez8054
      @pedroordonez8054 6 років тому +1

      Stevie Wonder Looking good Stevie.... 😂

  • @codyryan2316
    @codyryan2316 8 років тому +1244

    one of the most underrated jokes ever...
    "Larry King retired recently. He plans on spending his retirement opening a jar'...
    Fucking Classic!

    • @chillbro4304
      @chillbro4304 6 років тому +48

      cody ducharme seth macfarlane knows comedy and he was dying laughing.. that shit was funny as hell

    • @Jay-xs5xe
      @Jay-xs5xe 6 років тому +13

      Explaian explain

    • @gangulyraj6889
      @gangulyraj6889 5 років тому +2

      Please explain the jar joke.

    • @robby102938
      @robby102938 5 років тому +2

      I don't get it either :(

    • @ryanwilliams4223
      @ryanwilliams4223 5 років тому +5

      jeez guys he is old as fuck Larry

  • @yuccalyptus
    @yuccalyptus 7 років тому +77

    "Larry King Live - Even the title is an oxymoron" .....I'm in tears Lmao!

  • @Rattenhoofd
    @Rattenhoofd 4 роки тому +504

    Seth MacFarlane laughing that hard at your joke is kind of a badge of honor.

    • @sandpitturtle2781
      @sandpitturtle2781 4 роки тому +24

      I knew when he said it Seth would find it funny. It's the type of joke you could imagine being on Family Guy.

    • @gregsoon521
      @gregsoon521 4 роки тому +4

      Nah it's not. That's just a guy a laughing at a joke. A badge of honor is something you earn through being heroic in a war.

    • @Rattenhoofd
      @Rattenhoofd 4 роки тому +18

      @@gregsoon521 That's the literal meaning, I was using the figurative meaning.

    • @Rattenhoofd
      @Rattenhoofd 4 роки тому +8

      @@gregsoon521 What's your fucking problem? Google it and you will find that it's a widely used meaning. Or ar you going to call the dictionary retarded as well?

    • @dallasstarsmaffk9510
      @dallasstarsmaffk9510 4 роки тому +13

      Greg Goon you are a goon

  • @miguelrivoch
    @miguelrivoch 8 років тому +762

    "Greg Giraldo roast in peace" Awesome!

    • @YOYO-mx6ie
      @YOYO-mx6ie 6 років тому +5

      Miguel Riveros who is greg giraldo. Im from scotland. Ive never heard if him

    • @tnadevirig4888
      @tnadevirig4888 5 років тому +29

      @@YOYO-mx6ie Greg giraldo was one of the best roasters of comedy central. He died in 2010 so in this show people paid their tribute to him.

    • @xilo3012
      @xilo3012 5 років тому +6

      @@YOYO-mx6ie was a great friend of him and great comedian. Very wild roaster.

    • @BurnOutDontFadeAway420
      @BurnOutDontFadeAway420 Місяць тому

      @@tnadevirig4888 karma for the olson twins joke... relax greg would be cool with it

    • @tnadevirig4888
      @tnadevirig4888 Місяць тому

      @@BurnOutDontFadeAway420 No need to worry. I wasn't angry, I was just saying.

  • @dundun8323
    @dundun8323 2 роки тому +54

    Him and Greg Giraldo were such good friends and started this entire roasting thing together and nobodies.. in fact Giraldo was bigger than Jeff Ross when they both started this journey together. They never would roast each other and instead take turns roasting everyone and everything else around them. The end where he gave Greg his respect was so elegant and well received.. it's just the way he would have wanted it. Roast in peace brother

    • @90sctv
      @90sctv 2 роки тому +2

      Giraldo also was his lawyer back in the 90’s after ross got arrested

  • @retroybd2780
    @retroybd2780 7 років тому +401

    "Spending his retirement opening a jar." Oh, that made my day.

    • @Alpha_beef
      @Alpha_beef 6 років тому +3

      What was the joke?

    • @999titu
      @999titu 6 років тому +2

      Would you explain the joke

    • @webtheweb
      @webtheweb 4 роки тому

      @- ThaDutchGuy - its my 16th here aagghhhh....

    • @odyseuszkoskiniotis6266
      @odyseuszkoskiniotis6266 4 роки тому

      @@oztk5673 Flex vibes here

    • @bluebloodmedia
      @bluebloodmedia 3 роки тому +4

      This is probably the best joke in the set

  • @xwinglover
    @xwinglover 8 років тому +79

    Combination of comedy brilliance and class. One of his best.

  • @JOTennisVid
    @JOTennisVid 7 років тому +202

    Jeff - Are you having a good time?
    Trump - Good time
    Jeff - Alright! Well tell your face!
    LMAO!

  • @writofmandamus
    @writofmandamus 7 років тому +28

    As usual, Jeff Ross comes as one of the hardest hitting comedians-why he's invited every year it seems.

  • @thevoidcorrupted7848
    @thevoidcorrupted7848 3 роки тому +37

    0:43 This is not a memorial for Larry King
    RIP 😞

  • @souradeepbhattacharya5503
    @souradeepbhattacharya5503 4 роки тому +22

    Jess Ross : " I can't wait for your Assassination.. "
    *Camera zooms to SnoopDog
    LMAOOOOOO X''D

  • @Namelezz_Guy
    @Namelezz_Guy 5 років тому +9

    3:19 That Joke Will NEVER Get Old To Me... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheRoosje1964
    @TheRoosje1964 8 років тому +267

    JEFF ROSS IS THE KING OF ROAST'!!!

    • @yveltale6466
      @yveltale6466 8 років тому +3

      this is why i watched this... XD

    • @htothejay
      @htothejay 4 роки тому

      Rose Rafaela no Don rickles is

    • @lenep9985
      @lenep9985 4 роки тому

      No one does it better

    • @MrJimbo666
      @MrJimbo666 4 роки тому

      No Don Rickles is.

    • @ronomaa
      @ronomaa 3 роки тому

      @@MrJimbo666 Jeff Ross can be the king of roast, Don Rickles is the god of roast.

  • @Manajable
    @Manajable 7 років тому +577

    Guess the Donald for President wasn't a joke after all

    • @keepg
      @keepg 7 років тому +44

      Of course it is, that's America rosting itself.

    • @wakenbake3316
      @wakenbake3316 7 років тому

      +Emmanuel Astudillo yea lol have fun now

    • @BodgyHeats666
      @BodgyHeats666 6 років тому +8

      He's still a joke

    • @snakepliskin23
      @snakepliskin23 6 років тому

      Manajable it's been in the works since the 80s

    • @garywilson3042
      @garywilson3042 5 років тому +9

      It still is a joke, his fucking whole presidency is a joke.

  • @earchinoppsroundthaarea7681
    @earchinoppsroundthaarea7681 5 років тому +25

    The way Donald Trumps daughter reacted to the joke about her father and Jeff Ross fantasizing about her is like she was saying help me with her eyes 😂😂😂

    • @SilentKnight43
      @SilentKnight43 2 роки тому

      Donald's like, "Damn...is it that obvious?"

  • @ufargarnidgit1927
    @ufargarnidgit1927 3 роки тому +13

    Jeff Ross - " you will always be the King of New York City"
    NY District Attorney - "Challenge accepted"

  • @patrickmautner4074
    @patrickmautner4074 7 років тому +599

    "By sitting here tonight, you've proven to every American voter that you have thick skin and you can take a joke"
    Tell that to him on Twitter lol

    • @chagrinchap1739
      @chagrinchap1739 6 років тому +23

      Patrick Mautner I think he does he's just slinging shit back. I have think skin nothing truly bothers me deep down but I'm sure as he'll slinging shit back lol.

    • @joehirstein8434
      @joehirstein8434 6 років тому +4

      Twitter had a purpose got him on TV right he played them and your an idiot

    • @chagrinchap1739
      @chagrinchap1739 6 років тому +5

      Id respond to your statement, if it was actually coherent. I had typos but you had a stroke, what exactly do you mean to say?

    • @matthewledford7209
      @matthewledford7209 5 років тому +12

      Patrick Mautner So you want a president who gets hit, but doesn’t hit back? Probably explains why you probably voted for Clinton

    • @HumanTypewriter
      @HumanTypewriter 4 роки тому +7

      @@matthewledford7209 I want a president that doesn't throw temper tantrums like a 4-year-old.

  • @stream_gene
    @stream_gene 2 роки тому +15

    Imagine being a deaf interpreter at a comedy roast, you gotta instantly translate some of the harshest burns without cracking up too much! lol

  • @officialbarnation
    @officialbarnation 4 роки тому +37

    That Gary Coleman and different strokes joke woowww

    • @danialtahir
      @danialtahir 4 роки тому +2

      B - Barnation can you explain that joke plz

    • @gus.seclen
      @gus.seclen 3 роки тому

      Yeah, please. I don't understand too.

    • @padurarulcriticsicinic4846
      @padurarulcriticsicinic4846 3 роки тому +3

      Different Strokes is the name of the show that Gary Coleman was and still is best known for.

  • @jezapink4608
    @jezapink4608 8 років тому +2

    Yeeeees ! Thank you for the subtitles !!!!!! :D
    Love The Roasts ! Jeff Ross and Lisa my favorites no doubts !

  • @Jckuz1man
    @Jckuz1man 8 років тому +307

    5:30 I don't think they'd be clapping now

    • @MrThelegodudes
      @MrThelegodudes 7 років тому +9

      And why not?

    • @petermundell4769
      @petermundell4769 7 років тому +1

      Casimir

    • @danielt.8573
      @danielt.8573 6 років тому +3

      Casimir
      You're right. The assassination never happened.

    • @tok33n14
      @tok33n14 5 років тому +3

      Akryyn cause the assassination that we hoped for, didn't come into fruition

    • @6abhisekbackup9
      @6abhisekbackup9 5 років тому +1

      After black unemployment rates are at an all-time low. Knowing Hillary's mentor is the founder of KKK...they will clap. Pulling out a tape that was old while JFK & Bill did themselves while in the office...they will definitely clap.

  • @KRS2000
    @KRS2000 2 роки тому +62

    I got a good laugh from Jeff years later when he roasted Bruce Willis, that made its way back to this roast.
    "Now you want to run for president. I'd make fun of you for having political aspirations, but the last time I did that, the fucker actually became president ".

  • @jamesrobertson9012
    @jamesrobertson9012 3 роки тому +14

    "Yeah, well tell your face"
    Love how fake Trump's smile is right after that

  • @dreamweaver7797
    @dreamweaver7797 6 років тому +6

    watching this in 2018 and I've got to say Jeff Ross beats everyone at every roast and my jaw dropped when he said "Donald and I have alot in common...we both live in NY,we both play golf and we both fantisize about his daughter"....AAAAHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @predatoryzzx
    @predatoryzzx 4 роки тому +30

    "Everybody loved me back when I was a democrat" - Donald Trump

  • @thetomster7625
    @thetomster7625 5 років тому +21

    I bet Jeff Ross regrets his words today... "you'll keep 'em honest" "thats a cool idea"

  • @ivanahugankiss8414
    @ivanahugankiss8414 4 роки тому +6

    I like how he gave Greg Geraldo a nod at the end 👏

  • @Gongasoso
    @Gongasoso 6 років тому

    We need another one of these.

  • @itslemsfilms
    @itslemsfilms 7 років тому +2

    i needed this today

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 7 років тому +61

    you can find the older Trump roast that Ross did, where he suggests Trump should run for pres.. so.. we know who to blame.

    • @Haaklong
      @Haaklong 7 років тому +3

      Your name + avatar are amazing.

  • @albertorivera4485
    @albertorivera4485 5 років тому +3

    Two things you can be sure of:
    1- The video is from Comedy Central Latin America but you will hardly find a comment in Spanish
    2- Three years later and no one has answered them about the name of the beautiful girl of the minute 2:59

  • @mikeygoodboi
    @mikeygoodboi 7 років тому +4

    My favorite roaster. With a really good heart.

  • @rubedogg6969
    @rubedogg6969 7 років тому +202

    Dam Ivanka is fine!

    • @thl205
      @thl205 4 роки тому +44

      -- Donald Trump

    • @zinodz8774
      @zinodz8774 3 роки тому +3

      Ikr she drive me crazy o.O

    • @TheUrbanEpicure
      @TheUrbanEpicure 3 роки тому +1

      No shit. So hot, yet so hate-able.

  • @eneafrancesco
    @eneafrancesco 5 років тому +4

    1:19 this joke made me spit my beer all over my laptop. Genius!

  • @kyriakoschrist
    @kyriakoschrist 4 роки тому +5

    Jeff ross with hair is something i still cant comprehend

  • @pineapplechunk9740
    @pineapplechunk9740 6 років тому

    jeff ross i love ur roasting great job !!

  • @7beers
    @7beers 6 років тому +2

    Jeff is always great. And he's biting without being hurtful.

  • @inkagiz
    @inkagiz 4 роки тому +8

    Greg Giraldo roast in peace. Absolutely correct. 🙏🏻

  • @zachcarter3186
    @zachcarter3186 2 роки тому +6

    I'll never understand how the situation got on this roast panel.....

  • @Kosden87653
    @Kosden87653 8 місяців тому

    Que videos mas graciosos 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 lo que me estaba perdiendo

  • @jsvkia1
    @jsvkia1 6 років тому +18

    "You will always be the king of New York City"...
    2017: "New York hates you! New York hates you!" lmao.

    • @JHer-wd3js
      @JHer-wd3js 4 роки тому +3

      The poor libtards from jersey hate him, who have to come to ny everyday and protest. gaaaaayyyyyyyy

  • @robbiepeach
    @robbiepeach 5 років тому +3

    1:34
    Man!
    Even Gary Coleman got lit up!

  • @JakeGraceAndGlory
    @JakeGraceAndGlory 8 років тому +97

    No one is like the roastmaster general.

    • @YoliGSXR
      @YoliGSXR 8 років тому +10

      Greg Giraldo

    • @TheGreatAlan75
      @TheGreatAlan75 7 років тому +1

      I love Jeff Ross . Anthony jezelnik is the best comic to come out in 10 years at least. Every fucking joke of his is really great

  • @snakepliskin23
    @snakepliskin23 6 років тому +6

    The situation was so painfully hilarious lol

  • @lowboonkiat73
    @lowboonkiat73 5 років тому +5

    Jeff Ross is simply the best

  • @jazza705
    @jazza705 7 років тому +7

    1:49 one of the cutest things ive seen in a long time

  • @mariomarques775
    @mariomarques775 3 роки тому +5

    Look how much seth laughed at the jar joke it's so hit type of comedy

  • @LindsaySR
    @LindsaySR 7 років тому +1

    Jajajaja Muy bueno!

  • @goudkuipjee
    @goudkuipjee 4 роки тому +9

    Whitney is so beautiful 😍😍

  • @sebastianriosorjuela1265
    @sebastianriosorjuela1265 3 роки тому +17

    Sin duda Jeff sabe joderlos a todos:
    "Donald y yo tenemos mucho en común, ambos vivimos en New York, ambos jugamos Golf y ambos fantaseamos con su hija"
    Jajsjsjs maldito, brutal crítica.

  • @snakepliskin23
    @snakepliskin23 6 років тому +5

    "Not bad." Crowd goes wild lol

  • @nicksacco5041
    @nicksacco5041 6 років тому +1

    Marley is such a great sport, great improv too

  • @mikrikbell
    @mikrikbell 2 роки тому +1

    " we both fantasise about his daughter"
    I'm dead 😂🤣💀👻

  • @anteroaleman6905
    @anteroaleman6905 4 роки тому +17

    I gotta say. They were laughing at him for saying he was going to become a president.
    I’m not a fan of his politics since I’m from Mexico. But I respect the fact that even though everyone doubted him he keep his word.

    • @sabin97
      @sabin97 4 роки тому +1

      yeah. and he's currently fleecing the sheep

  • @liban1277
    @liban1277 3 роки тому +3

    *Greg Giraldo, Roast in Peace. THANK YOU very much*

  • @simonscott1121
    @simonscott1121 3 роки тому +10

    This aged well :)

  • @RaoulFel
    @RaoulFel 5 років тому +1

    That opening a jar joke is one of the funniest things I have ever heard

  • @loconoia
    @loconoia 5 років тому +5

    are you having a good time? ok, well tell your face LOL

  • @lopezfan24
    @lopezfan24 7 років тому +49

    Show this at the presidential debates please.

    • @-M0LE
      @-M0LE 7 років тому

      Brian Griffin I knew you were real brian

    • @-M0LE
      @-M0LE 7 років тому

      Brian Griffin say hi to stewie pls

  • @davidletterman7786
    @davidletterman7786 8 років тому +4

    Jeff Ross is comic gold. Genius.

  • @shanilemeow2942
    @shanilemeow2942 8 років тому +165

    I can't wait for the assissination.

    • @JakeEatsCake
      @JakeEatsCake 7 років тому +3

      *Assassination.

    • @watvat8
      @watvat8 7 років тому +9

      +J Mo *Isissination

    • @TheDarkria
      @TheDarkria 7 років тому +3

      I hope you like Pence...

    • @TheGreatAlan75
      @TheGreatAlan75 7 років тому +13

      I'm reporting you to the SS for that comment. You're going down

    • @charlesagarcya
      @charlesagarcya 6 років тому +1

      You must hate Israel

  • @bigd2911
    @bigd2911 4 роки тому +6

    Jeff ain’t gon mess with Snoop😂😂 he scared😅

  • @lukasboysen1325
    @lukasboysen1325 4 роки тому +4

    You can't build nothing as High as me and snoop 😂

  • @downey416Toronto
    @downey416Toronto 10 місяців тому

    this was great

  • @reymontalvo6226
    @reymontalvo6226 7 років тому +6

    we both live new york we both play gollf , we both fantisize about his daughter😂😂😂Jeff Rost beast

  • @prodbyvega
    @prodbyvega 3 роки тому +8

    RIP LARRY KING

  • @branlopgar
    @branlopgar 7 років тому +4

    3:22 Okay... ese sí fue un chiste pesado :v Se la batimamó

  • @TheGreatAlan75
    @TheGreatAlan75 8 років тому +1

    jeff ross is definitely the best roastmaster working today. there is nobody better at roasting than jeff ross. giraldo was right on par with him i think. but jeff is just on fire in this one

  • @rickestrick1445
    @rickestrick1445 7 років тому

    wow that was amazing

  • @leilacortes1498
    @leilacortes1498 5 років тому +8

    "Ambos fantaseamos con su hija" weyyyyyyy

  • @lightskinsammy5190
    @lightskinsammy5190 5 років тому +7

    1:47 Sara Jay????

  • @Charlie_Alpha_Lima
    @Charlie_Alpha_Lima 5 років тому +2

    Seth hosted this like a boss. Snoop was unexpectedly dope!

  • @meatheadc
    @meatheadc 5 років тому +1

    Should do this again! The new jokes would be amazing

  • @jaroslavvalasek6567
    @jaroslavvalasek6567 4 роки тому +11

    2:59 holy shit she is gorgeous

  • @itsanshtime8827
    @itsanshtime8827 5 років тому +3

    5:27 CRAZY FORESHADOWING

  • @eugeneevangelista8073
    @eugeneevangelista8073 2 роки тому +1

    "Larry King Live, even the title is oxymoron" xD

  • @jy4266
    @jy4266 7 років тому

    Jeff Ross is the absolute king of roasting people.

  • @ellllllo77
    @ellllllo77 5 років тому +6

    I don’t think you people understand how geniuses of a political move this roast was

    • @-M0LE
      @-M0LE 5 років тому +1

      Patrick Moreira I saw it at the time we are a minority

  • @menahilhassan896
    @menahilhassan896 4 роки тому +5

    2:39
    Literally bursted into laughter 🤣🤣

  • @CaapriceTube1
    @CaapriceTube1 8 років тому +2

    1:41 - Whatchya talking bout Jeff!!...
    Lol

  • @kirbpernicus9689
    @kirbpernicus9689 2 роки тому +2

    Jeff ross is amazing.

  • @winro7436
    @winro7436 5 років тому +4

    4:23 an angel

  • @DanielCage88
    @DanielCage88 6 років тому +7

    2:58 what's HER NAME OMG

  • @skadooshcoolfox1216
    @skadooshcoolfox1216 7 років тому +1

    "Her vagina is so beat up that it's nickname is Rihanna!" LmfaO!!!! shit had me rolling on the floor!!!

  • @YOyo-jj1ks
    @YOyo-jj1ks 7 років тому

    Jeff Ross a true stand up comedian, and just comes across as a genuine nice human being, ave seen he has no hair in recent videos, does anyone know why?

  • @kalmonsalmon1946
    @kalmonsalmon1946 8 років тому +11

    "You proved that you can take a joke." Even though he still sends pictures to a magazine frequently with a circle around his hands with text like "Not so small is it" because they joked about him having tiny hands.

    • @jetnut89
      @jetnut89 4 роки тому +3

      Theres a difference between a joke and an insult.

  • @a.j.spaude8368
    @a.j.spaude8368 7 років тому +22

    Pretty sure Snoop Dog is permanently high

    • @szlacha4
      @szlacha4 3 роки тому

      He is like Obelix now

  • @freespeech8114
    @freespeech8114 7 років тому +2

    "...tanta hierba..." (02:52)
    I can definitely speak that

  • @jeffreyadams8345
    @jeffreyadams8345 6 років тому +1

    Larry plans on spending his retirement opening a jar!!!!! Hilarious

  • @kong4dong
    @kong4dong 5 років тому +5

    He be like!
    "HOW U LIKE ME NOW???"

  • @barfyman3625
    @barfyman3625 4 роки тому +5

    “You will always be the king of New York City” Covid-19 Check

  • @seifzeghichi
    @seifzeghichi 3 роки тому +2

    1:26 apparently Seth has a lot of sweet teeth

  • @DavidBlaze420
    @DavidBlaze420 6 років тому +3

    4:20 oh my goodness right in the sore spot lmao

    • @LeGhostX
      @LeGhostX 4 роки тому

      Yeah. Why nobody is commenting about that? LOL