Jeff Ross Takes Bruce Willis to the Cleaners - Roast of Bruce Willis - Uncensored
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- Опубліковано 29 лип 2018
- The Roastmaster General Jeff Ross gives Bruce Willis props for his career and reminds him of the clunkers he’s been in.
About the Roast of Bruce Willis:
Bruce Willis goes from "Die Hard" to dead on arrival as some of the biggest names in entertainment serve up punches of their own to Hollywood's go-to action star. And with Roast Master Joseph Gordon-Levitt at the helm, nobody is leaving the dais unscathed.
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“You look like a lesbian on the way to prom”😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
Spot on! 😂😂😂😂
He does look like one 😂😂😂
He needs to spike his bangs up... But otherwise, totally.
🤣
I so weak 😂😂😂😂😂
The “lesbian on the way to prom” just SENT ME. 🤣🤣🤣
I honestly almost spat out my drink
That and "Jim Crow" were absolutely hilarious ... dude still has it lmau
People dont say "send" anymore
Ditto, fucking classic
That was killer 🤣🤣🤣
"I can't wait to see next project, die hard 6 : Natural causes"
This line alone takes it
Sadly that's what the series has gotten after 5
This dude is probably the most savage roaster around.
Second only to Greg Giraldo.
It all started with the Og Rickles 💪 may his drink always be full
@@thewizardofcroagz394 The funny thing is is that Rickles looks tame in comparison to Jeff Ross or Greg Giraldo.
Gilbert gottfried
obviously didn't see Jimmy Carrs set on roast of Rob Lowe
That Bruce Jenner Willis line killed me. 😂🤣
j smooth and Bruce whatchu talking bout Willis
That was fuckin hilarious 😂
Funny as shit!!!!
😂
She can't take ONE joke 😂there were many, not one!
Die hard 6: natural causes
yodelingSix9
Well that's what the paid the coroner to say. The blood test states differently
😂😂😂😂🍸
Dead
Die harder 7:do not resuscitate
Die Hard 8: Natural Causes 2. Coming soon during the next Christmas Season
“Think a hound dog would have a better sense of smell” that was so ruthless 😂
It wasn't even her roast and she got it the worst lol
The way it played out where he paused while everyone cheered the set up..... The just hit that punchline perfect hahah
Bruce acting like he's having fun is the best acting of his life.
This didn't age well
@@j.willismusic Sure didn’t 😢
how come?
@@89tilinfinity29 It turned out he's really sick and retired completely from movies. asilver50 here thought he was faking it.
@@89tilinfinity29 really
They don't call him The Roastmaster General for no reason.
Don Rickles was miles ahead of Jeff Ross
That would be Sal Governale
@@KingpinTBM I don't know how to break it to you, but Don Rickles is dead.
@@kh7688 That doesn't change anything lol
@@KingpinTBM Of course it does. Right now the roast master general is Jeff Ross.
“Joseph Boredom Levitt” 😂😂😂
I like how nobody reacted to that one lol
@@mercutiochaux1041 I don't think many people noticed
He slaughtered him in like 30 secs. Easily the best short roast he did on the Deus.
Jeff Ross is a genius! I can watch him roast all day...🤣😂
Yeah, and he looks so at ease doing it...like he's just hanging out with the crowd
"you'd think a hound dog would have a better sense of smell" JFC this was the most epic roast.
“you think Kim Jung Un is a nice guy and he thinks you’re Scotty Pippen” 💀💀💀💀
Poor Martha. She's real lonely without snoop
They're so cute together, they really look like they get each other, in a sense. Such an unexpected friendship
@@SamSamEym exactly!!
@Star Trek Theory you do that buddy.
@Star Trek Theory she's still hot ask Rick Ross.,. That shit was so cringe when he hit on her.
Martha? Why did you say that name!!??
Was it just me or was it genuinely great watching Ed Norton laugh so much at Jeff Ross’ set? You can see the respect there.
Bruce Willis has to be pretty cool to tell Jeffrey Ross not to hold back.
Now he has mental problems
Bruce Willis has never spoken to Jeff Ross.
@@dividepaths did you not watch the whole video
There needs to be a Roast of Eminem, one of the greatest rap roasters roasted by the greatest roasters.
Oh man I'd pay to watch that
And then Em responds at the end lmaooo shit would be legendary
oh god i can already imagine the carnage.... Jeff Ross roasts eminem and eminem completely destroys jeff ross afterwards.....
Ha I don’t think they can’t take it
Good one....Bill..Hilllary and Trump again
Jeff looks like a walmart version of bruce
Satan 😂😂😂
That was pretty good.
He looks like discount Pitbull to me.
Deuce Willis
@PISTOL PETE
Its a genuine Bruse Wilis! You buy?
“You’d think a hounddog would have a better sense of smell!” gets me every time. 😂😂😂
didn't get the joke. did he mean that she name her dog Elvis and she was talking about the dog and not Elvis Presley?
The song Elvis did. U aint nothin but a hound dog
"Sir Patrick Stuart if he operated a Farris wheel" HILARIOUS!
Best one
Ferris*
@@jackbunn meaning of the joke..
"You'd think a hounddog would have a better sense of smell" ahahahha
Can you please explain? I don't understand that..
You guys are nonsense
That was simply godly writing.
@@depaola63 you might have just been trolled...
@@depaola63 either you are trolling or you are like at the bottom of the gene pool. If you didn't get it get off the damn internet and go explore life a little
Edward Norton was probably thinking: *PHEW that was close..*
Facts 😂😂
I dont get it......
@@neosson3256 fr
Neos Son - Seriously?
What am I missing here? Ed Norton what?
Bruce Willis is the shit the legend of action films. My uncle met him at a bar one time. He said Bruce Willis walked in and sat at the bar next to him and ordered a drink like he was one of the locals. I wish I could have been there that would have been awesome. That’s a once in a lifetime memory right there.
The “Jim Crow” joke on Lil Rel got me 😂
Die hard 6: natural causes 😂😂💀💀 truly ended me
I dont get it
Arion because bruce willis is getting old and it’s a joke saying he’s so old , he will die hard of natural causes lol
Goat - what do you mean
Goat - I didn’t get the joke till now
Goat - right so don’t say I am slow
Jeff Ross is a freaking savage 😂😂
“Jim Crow”
“Bruce whatcha talking about Willis”
“Lesbian on the way to prom”
Lost it on the Jim Crow line!! OMFG
I didn’t get the Jim Crow comment lol but I bet it’s funny !
Alejandro De La Cruz Jim Crow laws were racist laws the south made after the civil war to keep society mostly the same & segregated
It was the name of the segregation laws
Many years ago, farmers used to drop alcohol in the corn so that when the crows came to eat it they got drunk and could not fly. Then the farmer would come a hit them with a club and kill them. That was the origin of the all jim crow thing. The racist remark was " dance, jim crow, dance " relating to the crows.
Jeff Ross is literally the goat of roasts mans Too funny
Check out Greg Giraldo, RIP, he in my opinion was the best.
@@Jaguar1314 he had a brilliant mind with impeccable timing. 🙏🏽
Ross is the absolute 👑 of roasts. It takes an extremely talented, open minded, creative person to be able to roast every different type of person, especially in being consistent. He will always go down in history as the most edgy, vicious roaster. If you’re not familiar, go to revisit all of his roast, theirs literally something for everyone.
Bruce's kids can really take one on the chin.
I’d like to rest my balls on their chins.
@@ytmndan 😂😂😂
5burowz
these nuts would be more than happy to rest against their chin !!
That takes me 1 minute to laugh
Or two
Jeff Ross the only guy left in the roasts that's still funny.
He is the roasts he ain’t got nothin else to do so I’d hope he’d be funny lol
He’s been touring with Dave Atell and they dropped a Netflix miniseries/special recently so no, roasts aren’t the only thing he has going on
@@user-cw1hl2ne1c you missed the joke
Anthony Jeselnik is also great, I don’t know why he quit doing them. RIP Greg Giraldo, he was the best of all time in my opinion
I guess thats why they gave him a whole vid from this roast just based on the other celebrities hes the only one whose even got jokes lol
Jeff always knocks it out of the park at these roasts, that's why he's the Roastmaster General!
Kevin Pollacks reaction was priceless
"That Christopher Walken impression is so old, Ashton Kutcher tried to marry it!" LMAOOOO!!!
Joe Diaa was that 2 man making out?
that was the best😂😂😂😂
Jeff Ross roasting celebrities is like Christmas for stand up.
Edward Norton just enjoying it. Cool guy.
He is a genius of some sort... But if you knew anything about him, you wouldn't call him a cool guy. At least not "cool" as in calm.
There is a reason he disappeared from the acting scene so fast after doing some of the most iconic acting ever.
@@Z4J3B4NT Do tell
@Fugly Muppet yeah but he actually improves the scripts and makes whatever he’s in better. Those other two are just cry babies. There is a difference.
@Fugly Muppet idk about Charlize she was literally in a million ways to die In the west anyone in that movie can’t be too hard to work with
@@Z4J3B4NT what are you, his publicist? Are you the casting agent behind the scenes? I love how everyone reads Variety and suddenly they know everything about the inside business...😒😒😒
Jeff Ross can never be cancelled. The Guy is bullet proof! Love the guy.
“You look like a bouncer at a nursing home”
Lmfao
It’s funny cause it true. Lmao.
🤣🤣
I love how well the jokes landed with Ed Norton. He was loving it!
Jeff Ross looks like Dana White after having a stroke.
You tried
hahahhaha thats a good one
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
good one 🤣🤣
@@scc61201 ...and failed
The amazing thing about Jeff Ross is coming freestyle with many of his jokes. Spur of the moment genius. My favorite all time roaster.
agreed
Seen him in interviews, he is naturally funny but he says he spends a ton of time preparing for this
When the older man spit water or whatever he was drinking out, I laughed so hard, soda pop came out of my nose!
@Marco Huevo Cause someone doesn't know Kevin Pollack? I am sure you don't know many german actor's or french actors or foreign films for that matter. Get over it lol. Don't be an old ornery bastard.
@Stormchild74, that is Kevin Pollack. He was also on that sitcom "Mom" but i cant blame you, i notice there are so many famous people that i dont really know either. I mean you cant know every celeb...
He was just trying to be funny but it came off cringy because we all know that only happens in movies...
Same his reaction was priceless
I know that shit hurt
Jeff Ross killing it like always. He saved the roast. Comedy Central needs to give him more money.
whitney e couldn't agree more
Nicki Glaser is really good too.
Don't worry, they give him a place to live when he's not roasting
Disagree, Dom Irrera stole the show
Jeff Ross is really incredible. His jokes are brilliant and his delivery is excellent. Hope I can meet him one day!
"Who do you play? Jim crow?" I'm done! Jeff is roast master for a reason!
This guy has perfect comedic timing. I laughed my ass off.
"Die Hard 6: Natural Causes" 🤣
Haha
Haha very good 😂
“Die hard 6 natural causes” 😂😂
„My pal Lil Rel is here“
As soon as he heard that, my mans started to grasp for the cross on his neck
He murdered Cybill Shepherd. That line made me pause that shit for a few minutes. Brutal.
I know right. Shes almost 70.
She was so fucking salty about it
I threw my collar bone when I heard that 😂😂😂
They got bad blood lol.
What a horrible name. "Cybill"
Edward Norton is just having the best time
He really likes the actor jokes
Yeah. I love that Norton is cracking up on every jokes. :D
“I can’t wait to see your next project, Die Hard six, natural causes” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 DEAD!
“ you think kim jong un is a nice person and he thinks you’re scottie pippen “ 🤣🤣🤣
Angry Birds 2. Who are you playing Jim Crow?
I am Dead crying lmfao..
thats messed up!
V.A.S.H called humor
eshswam that is Dean Martin worthy type shit. 😂👏🙌
hahah yeah I know that joke was so funny and I totally get it, but could you please explain it, not to me, just for those who didn't get it (not me)
The joke is because there is a bird character in Disneys dumbo named Jim Crow, and there is a form of racist segregation called Jim Crow. Since its Angry Birds and its about birds he asked if he was playing Jim Crowe. (edit, there is more to explain soon)
“Bruce whatchu talkin bout Willis” LMAOOOOO
"Die Hard 6 Natural Causes".. I just can't
To be roasted by Jeff Ross is probably some kind of award
3:42 - I don't think anyone noticed he said "Joseph Boredom Levitt."
I know. They all clapped. Lmao
I thought I misheard it😂
Jeff Ross wins!
i noticed
i did
The Oscar statue joke killed me 😂😂😂
No one talking about the “Jim crow” omggg🤭😂
This was actually the nicest and most wholesome Comedy Central roast overall
The Jim Crowe joke had me physically dying
Had a nice cringy laugh
that was the best one, so clever
When was this joke I didn't find it
Sounded racist to me maybe it flew over my head could someone explain ?
michael lee oh ok lol I thought I wasn’t getting something 😂 thanks bro
Loved how much Norton was enjoying this!
You can clearly see how much Jeff admires Ed Norton(as everyone should); he tells his jokes and immediately looks at Ed EVERY TIME to see is he's laughing.
Jeff Ross is the king of Roasts! Such a savage 😂❤️
Bruce : *gets roasted*
Also Bruce : *gives a weird look*
What look are you supposed to have ? Lol
WTF is the comment? Dumb. Even worse....people like it. Hmm
"That Christopher Walken impression is so old that Ashton Kutcher tried to marry it"
That spit take got me 😭😂
Jeff Ross is the roasting King. He’s the pioneer of roasting.
OH my god that Jim Crowe Joke is pure savage
6:24 When you’re laughing in class and the teacher turns around suddenly.
Good one lol
Hell Yea..Don't wanna have that one on one talk after class dismisses
pay attention in class DAMN
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Elvis went down on you?
Alright... Hell Yeah..
"You'd think ah Hound Dog would
have ah better sense of Smell"
I'm LMAO 🤣😂🤣😂
I died when he said "Die hard 6- natural causes"
Jeff Ross has such a natural talent for roasting! Lol
Some one needs to say “then after I roast them, they clap like I just saved their career”
Bro good one hahaha!
boooooo
jeff delivers as usauall...great stuff
Tzu Ghfd usauall?
Dream - Rust grammar police strikes usually
He is the Don Rickles of this era!
Whoa.
He didn't just roast Bruce Willis, he roasted anybody crazy enough to sit *near* Bruce!
Yippee Kai Yay!
06:00 "That Christopher Walken impression is so old Ashton Kutcher tried to marry it."
TEARS! XD XD XD XD
TheSnowmann will i join in for a fun dating experience simulator
Lmfao that Jim Crow line was brilliant
It was the most clever joke
Cancel two shifts at Macaroni Grill 😂😂😂.
I wish we could have the integral version of Jimmy Carr's roast of Rob Lowe. That was so brutal that you actually can't find it anywhere, apart from an audio only version
Best part of this is seeing Edward Norton laugh. He seems like a sad guy lol
He is a major comic lover
Yeah that's why they fired him from playing The Hulk
I am Jack's laughing tearducts.
@@MikeBrownLegend we're the ones that protect you while you sleep...oh, jeez his balhz are ice cold
I only watch these roasts for Jeff Ross part 😁
T. N. Same
Same
Legendary the Jimmy Crowe joke was genius
The only roaster that night
Bernardo Flor Dom Irrera destroyed.
Eric Burkheimer im straighter than pole your dad dances on
This was probably one of Jeff Ross's best roasts.
That Scotty Pippen joke to Rodman always gets me. 🤣😂💀💀
Jeff Ross has amazing dedication. He went out of his way to look like a fat Bruce Willis. Incredible.
"You'd think a hound dog would have a better sense of smell" 🙊😱😂🤣😂 top drawer
Bruce "what you talkin' about" willis xD
Jeff Ross is an amazing roaster. He does it so much and, as far as I know, doesn't repeat/reuse jokes--that takes talent.
Is there any unreleased footage of Ed Norton's reaction to every joke? He's just over there in stitches lol
This roast needs...Greg Giraldo! RIP.
He would always play the setup guy early in roasts.
Give grag giraldo a roast beed i prefer
roasts just arent the same without him.
@@ColdBloodedBastard Yeah man, Greg and Jeff were an amazing one two punch of roasting
When is Sly Stallone ganna get roasted
Cybil Sheppard's facial expressions were hilarious
Bruce took it like a champ! 👊🏻💥👊🏻
Jeff Ross has some of the most simple yet hilarious roasts, it almost sounds like he thinks about his jokes for 2 minutes tops. Even the most respected comedians think he’s the goat roaster
"A quote from the video!"
Here I am laughing at that quote!
Every roast I watch, it’s Jeff Ross that I eagerly await. The man is legendary.
It was cool to see Bruce be so appreciative of Jeff Ross's performance at the end.
Boy do I miss Greg Giraldo for these roasts! He was the KING. He would have destroyed Bruce and everyone else.
Dustin Noobs hell yeah greg and jeff always killed it
They took no prisoners
They were str8 savages when they came up to the mic
This dais was terrible for the Willis roast. Jeff was the only funny roaster! Where's Lisa Lampanelli? Where's Anthony Jeselnik? Where's Nick DiPaolo? Where's Gilbert? They could have got better talent. It's pretty bad when Martha Stewart is one of the best performances lol
I agree bro they didnt have a good line up for this one i only came for Jeff
Jean Claude Young Yea Ross is the last of a dying breed.
HAPPY ROAST BRUCE!
David
Be careful🤓😋