I have never felt more ideologically aligned with Jordan than learning that he also always sits when he pees. Standing is overrated and should only happen in emergency situations
I stand to pee maybe like 5 times a year max. Sometimes it’s just to prove that I can still do it lol Why would I bother standing? I just sit down, lean forward or back and chill.
Nah #ImWithMBT, there's a timeframe where if you wake up just early enough and need to pee you gotta be decisive on "yes, I can ignore it and make myself sleep" or "no, it's definitely a waste staying I need to risk the bathroom trek" or else you just lay there and uncomfortably contemplate life until your alarm rings. Following the pissing in the woods bit, if you're a fan of LRR at all, go find the DB2017clip where Beej explains what A Man's Romance is (and the psychosocial benefits of it). I'm not sure I 100% agree with it, but I get it. Hell yeah.
I think PeePeeMan is taking steps to handle a problem he has and isn't an asshole, but he's absolutely not doing enough or doing the correct things to handle what is likely a few medical issues he's having.
Okay but you all need to know that a product has already been invented for peepee bedman! Its called the Thirsty Goose, it's advertized as an ornamental bedside urinal, and it is indeed shaped like a little piss gurgling goose. I seriously need opinions on this, how much does the vessel matter in this situation? Gatorade bottles are of course insanely trashy, but does being a stealthy and decorative piece designed for bed pissing actually make it any better, or is it still nastyman behavior that shouldn't be encouraged?
Genuine question for the boys: would you be able to raise the base volume of these going forward? I find it difficult to hear them even at full volume when I'm trying to listen in public/around other noise
It's a harrowing experience when you know you've been that guy in the past (the last example). Please fellas if you heard anything in that example and thought "hey I've done that" you gotta stop while people still tolerate you
If he cleans the bottles out every morning does that mean he's filled 3 bottles in one night?!?!?! Or he's been lying and keeps piss bottles under his bed for days.
My job has prepared me for the first man. They do make products for things like this, I was thinking of male external catheters/condom catheters combined with a night bag. Would it be very uncomfortable, annoying, and expensive? Yes, but if it’s a legitimate medical issue they do make products for that, so can’t just use the bottles as an excuse.
Always a great listen! I feel bad for the first guy bc same once I get up I can't go back to bed but he has to set up a better plan and hopefully get help for his insomnia
50:58 maybe this is just me, but. Yes? I would be completely okay with my SO taking someone who's actually passionate about the thing that is the purpose of the trip, instead of me who doesn't care about it that much and would just like to go to Italy
been loving these podcasts, but i do have one critique, i wish that joseph was the only one that had read these reddit posts beforehand, that way we can get danny and peep's reactions in real time.
I can't believe MBT is such a film normie that he thinks into the spiderverse not being nominated is proof that the academy doesn't care about animation when peak film Digimon Adventure 02: The Beginning got screwed so royally.
Is it really so bad to tell someone, "Hey, you smell a little funny. Would you like to freshen up a bit?" It's odd if you don't know someone well but these two are dating. If you're partner smells off, I think they'd appreciate if you told them in an up front and polite manner.
Wasn't super big on the first two. While I like their topics on their own, I don't like them being jammed in as a "is the poster an asshole" style commentary. While I am sure there are posts in relationship advice that do show the poster as an asshole, these posts genuinely felt like someone asking for relationship advice. Otherwise I do love the series. You guys are great.
If your partner has a hobby you specifically complain about and make fun of but then you get mad at them for not giving you the benefits of that hobby you are weird regardless of what it is.
That third story is of people who shouldn't be together, they're both the asshole there. If you're in a relationship, you can disagree with each other and still support each other despite that. That's how a healthy relationship works. Yes, the cringiest thing in the world is taking pictures of food and posting it on the internet. And yes, I'm going to rib you for your silly hobbies the same way I expect you to do to me. Does that mean I'm going to actively sabotage your engagement in them? No, only a psychopath would do that, and this person in that story is already admitting that they think that's exactly what their partner would do. Break up then. You shouldn't be spitefully removing them from positive experiences just to win an argument, you should be leaving each other alone for the rest of your lives.
The pee bottle under the bed is called a CHAMBER POT, when did we, the modern man, lose touch with our historical heritage?
Joseph, we are FIXATED on evaluating every take you have so this podcast will always have us listening
I love that the episodes get longer and longer, its an awesome thing to listen to every week
This is a podcast FOR white guys BY white guys, WE WANT HOURS OF SLOP
I have never felt more ideologically aligned with Jordan than learning that he also always sits when he pees. Standing is overrated and should only happen in emergency situations
(emergency situations = public toilets)
I think more people should pee while sitting, peeing while standing up can get very messy and cleaning up is a hassle
I want to but I literally always forget until I'm halfway done pissing
I stand to pee maybe like 5 times a year max. Sometimes it’s just to prove that I can still do it lol Why would I bother standing? I just sit down, lean forward or back and chill.
@privat12131 There's toilet paper right there. Just do like sane chicks do and give it a once over!
53:31-54:01 IT'S SUCH AN BEAUTIFUL SEQUENCE OF COMMENTS TO HEAR
1st one needs to see a doctor, 2nd one is probably a decaying tooth problem and 3rd one needs to break up.
If Jillian really wants to experience what you and Sadie did on your next cliffside hike, the Shewee is still available on Amazon
Nah #ImWithMBT, there's a timeframe where if you wake up just early enough and need to pee you gotta be decisive on "yes, I can ignore it and make myself sleep" or "no, it's definitely a waste staying I need to risk the bathroom trek" or else you just lay there and uncomfortably contemplate life until your alarm rings.
Following the pissing in the woods bit, if you're a fan of LRR at all, go find the DB2017clip where Beej explains what A Man's Romance is (and the psychosocial benefits of it). I'm not sure I 100% agree with it, but I get it. Hell yeah.
I can’t wait for the follow up episode where Joseph profusely apologizes for ever speaking ill about Applebees
Just wanted to say that I'm having so much fun with this podcast. Thank you for making it guys
I think PeePeeMan is taking steps to handle a problem he has and isn't an asshole, but he's absolutely not doing enough or doing the correct things to handle what is likely a few medical issues he's having.
I’m loving this podcast, and the bonus episode on patreon was great too
Okay but you all need to know that a product has already been invented for peepee bedman! Its called the Thirsty Goose, it's advertized as an ornamental bedside urinal, and it is indeed shaped like a little piss gurgling goose. I seriously need opinions on this, how much does the vessel matter in this situation? Gatorade bottles are of course insanely trashy, but does being a stealthy and decorative piece designed for bed pissing actually make it any better, or is it still nastyman behavior that shouldn't be encouraged?
Genuine question for the boys: would you be able to raise the base volume of these going forward? I find it difficult to hear them even at full volume when I'm trying to listen in public/around other noise
It's a harrowing experience when you know you've been that guy in the past (the last example). Please fellas if you heard anything in that example and thought "hey I've done that" you gotta stop while people still tolerate you
Joseph singing of Montreal out of nowhere caught me so off-guard
just found this podcast and already loving it!
This podcast is always a nice listen
Just some of the most cursed content I have ever listened to love this podcast.
First podcast I ever genuinely wanted to have all notifs on for lmao
If he cleans the bottles out every morning does that mean he's filled 3 bottles in one night?!?!?! Or he's been lying and keeps piss bottles under his bed for days.
Maybe the bottles are their housemates piss and they all just go to his room
@@ashikjaman1940 You somehow came up with the funniest option I have ever heard.
My job has prepared me for the first man. They do make products for things like this, I was thinking of male external catheters/condom catheters combined with a night bag. Would it be very uncomfortable, annoying, and expensive? Yes, but if it’s a legitimate medical issue they do make products for that, so can’t just use the bottles as an excuse.
Always a great listen! I feel bad for the first guy bc same once I get up I can't go back to bed but he has to set up a better plan and hopefully get help for his insomnia
QUITE the title, can't wait to see what this one is about. Keep up the good work yall!
For all listeners' information
That is NOT the girlsmell people talk about
50:58 maybe this is just me, but. Yes? I would be completely okay with my SO taking someone who's actually passionate about the thing that is the purpose of the trip, instead of me who doesn't care about it that much and would just like to go to Italy
1. Correct
2. Correct
3. Correct
see ya next time :)
MAN THIS PODCAST IS SO GOOD, I LOVE MBT HATING
Holy fuck the whiplash on the 3rd ones comments KILLED ME
The only podcast i will never miss
I love that this is just terminally online MBMBAM!
please shut up
But now the real question is.. which one is Travis?
@@NJLancaster I think we all know it’s MBT 👀
What's mbmbam?
@@ashikjaman1940 if you have to ask, you'll never know
Who are the 3 Hot guys from the Intro?
Is it possible that this is a podcast with 3 Jordans, each with a different accent?
been loving these podcasts, but i do have one critique, i wish that joseph was the only one that had read these reddit posts beforehand, that way we can get danny and peep's reactions in real time.
46:32 they just like me fr 😢😢
they dont know the essential Low Tier God pissbottle situation. what a shame
I can't believe MBT is such a film normie that he thinks into the spiderverse not being nominated is proof that the academy doesn't care about animation when peak film Digimon Adventure 02: The Beginning got screwed so royally.
Wait they made yet another peak Digimon product, and it’s a movie??? Damn I’m gonna have to actually watch something huh
what if the boyfriend is an Amazon worker and one of his housemates is his boss.
Applebee's vlog when?
Who does the intro music?
King Scarlet YGO
I'm on the side of the pee pee man
WHY ARE THEY DATING IN THE THIRD ONE??? WHAT DO THEY GAIN???
I just hope you're not straying too mean with some of these. They're still people
U-Smell lesbians
Is it really so bad to tell someone, "Hey, you smell a little funny. Would you like to freshen up a bit?" It's odd if you don't know someone well but these two are dating. If you're partner smells off, I think they'd appreciate if you told them in an up front and polite manner.
The girl who smells bad definitely just smokes weed, and poster is a narc
Wasn't super big on the first two. While I like their topics on their own, I don't like them being jammed in as a "is the poster an asshole" style commentary. While I am sure there are posts in relationship advice that do show the poster as an asshole, these posts genuinely felt like someone asking for relationship advice.
Otherwise I do love the series. You guys are great.
I genuinely believe John C Reilly is a good enough actor to get at least nominated someday
32:25 I respect this sentiment Joseph, but with all due respect, theyre lesbians. They were halfway through planning to move in.
Food story: ok but what if she was a feet Instagram model instead of food? Would you still side with OP?
If your partner has a hobby you specifically complain about and make fun of but then you get mad at them for not giving you the benefits of that hobby you are weird regardless of what it is.
@@suran3462 enjoy eating with a side of feet
"Sometimes lying is ok" is a take that only bad people and people who haven't thought it through have.
That third story is of people who shouldn't be together, they're both the asshole there. If you're in a relationship, you can disagree with each other and still support each other despite that. That's how a healthy relationship works. Yes, the cringiest thing in the world is taking pictures of food and posting it on the internet. And yes, I'm going to rib you for your silly hobbies the same way I expect you to do to me. Does that mean I'm going to actively sabotage your engagement in them? No, only a psychopath would do that, and this person in that story is already admitting that they think that's exactly what their partner would do. Break up then. You shouldn't be spitefully removing them from positive experiences just to win an argument, you should be leaving each other alone for the rest of your lives.
Capitulate - verb - ca . pit . u . late
1. To surrender often after a negotiation of terms.
2. To cease resisting.
Thanks Jordan!