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  • A brilliantly crafted scene where Tyrion expresses his distrust of Lord Janos Slynt by questioning his loyalty.
    Peter Dinklage does a particularly fine job in this scene.
    "Without question? No....I'd ask 'how much?'..."
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  • @TreyParkersBitch
    @TreyParkersBitch 4 роки тому +18357

    “Janos Slynt got sent to the wall last night.”
    Friends at court: “Who is that?”

    • @tannerw.1239
      @tannerw.1239 3 роки тому +355

      Bruh you have me dead 🤣

    • @AisteOsinskyte
      @AisteOsinskyte 3 роки тому +654

      New raven, who dis?

    • @ThatDangerousWolf
      @ThatDangerousWolf 3 роки тому +53

      Aiste Osinskyte 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @PuppetierMaster
      @PuppetierMaster 3 роки тому +317

      Friends at Court: "Uh no, Anyway"

    • @cars81434
      @cars81434 3 роки тому +242

      Friends at court: “ Oh yes you mean that respectable knight who honorable got discard? Oh that was Barristen Selmy? Then I don’t know who you’re talking about”

  • @dahmandjimani6761
    @dahmandjimani6761 3 роки тому +12937

    "The streets aren't safe at night" Implying Janos was shit at his job lmao

    • @robertbusek30
      @robertbusek30 3 роки тому +338

      I’m surprised Slynt didn’t end up in a bowl of brown...

    • @eanayac
      @eanayac 2 роки тому +19

      Haahah right!!

    • @DLordSadow
      @DLordSadow 2 роки тому +640

      Also notice how not one of the goldcloaks hesitated to haul him away? It seems Janos didn’t earn the respect of his men.

    • @mohamedcalooley4175
      @mohamedcalooley4175 2 роки тому +7

      😂

    • @upland77
      @upland77 2 роки тому +21

      Also notice how NOT* one of the goldcloaks

  • @OvidiusL
    @OvidiusL 3 роки тому +5909

    "House Slynt?"
    "We have friends at court!"
    "A common saying but not their actual words."

  • @aylinozer9341
    @aylinozer9341 Рік тому +1963

    Slynt: “orders are orders”
    Also Slynt: disobeying orders at the wall

    • @collaborativelearning1
      @collaborativelearning1 Рік тому +46

      hahah good catch at his actions later on.

    • @glaxko2
      @glaxko2 9 місяців тому +36

      Yeah that's certainly not how you get 𝘢𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥 in life.

    • @JW-dp4we
      @JW-dp4we 9 місяців тому +23

      He’s the very definition of a coward.

    • @bunwat223
      @bunwat223 9 місяців тому +9

      He was hoping alliser thorne to stand with him but he was wrong

    • @Prophetofthe8thLegion
      @Prophetofthe8thLegion 8 місяців тому +16

      Hey be careful he has powerful friends!

  • @leaanka
    @leaanka 7 років тому +10556

    House Slynt : we have friends at courts

    • @malisungur
      @malisungur 7 років тому +31

      oo türk

    • @lasershark0519
      @lasershark0519 6 років тому +142

      House Slynt: That's a good red, Dornish?

    • @benagaran20
      @benagaran20 6 років тому +200

      House Slynt: I'm afraid. I've always been afraid. Mercy.

    • @brettwilson2589
      @brettwilson2589 6 років тому +54

      Onur Tümkaya Sigil: An empty chair pushed back in frustration

    • @EstherHulst-Artist
      @EstherHulst-Artist 6 років тому +5

      Onur Tümkaya family of Draco Malfoy? I know its a diffrent universe but still.

  • @pillow_6413
    @pillow_6413 8 років тому +8871

    "I am not questioning your honor. I am denying its existence." That line has me laughing so hard.

    • @Bubbles99718
      @Bubbles99718 6 років тому +58

      Gregson _6 Casablanca, "You don't like me very much do you." "If I gave you any thought I probably wouldn't, no." Rick.

    • @user-ki7qi5fn3n
      @user-ki7qi5fn3n 5 років тому +56

      That line is damn overwhelming.

    • @varric
      @varric 5 років тому +86

      Not even a White Walker can freeze that burn.

    • @maxten
      @maxten 5 років тому +57

      that whole dialogue came directly from the book. another element of martin's genius writing.

    • @Hirnlego999
      @Hirnlego999 5 років тому +25

      Tyrion never says things like this anymore.

  • @chrissennfelder7249
    @chrissennfelder7249 Рік тому +412

    "The lads will escort you. The street aren't safe at night, my lord."
    This is absolutely savage.

    • @mariolaudato8019
      @mariolaudato8019 3 місяці тому +2

      Indeed
      Especially how bad of a job janos did

  • @GCS88
    @GCS88 2 роки тому +9630

    I love Tyrion's reaction when Bronn said "I'll ask how much" He just realized he just replaced a monster with another monster.

    • @sumomanify
      @sumomanify 2 роки тому +1909

      One that's more honest I suppose

    • @xaviervega468
      @xaviervega468 2 роки тому +2278

      Yeah but Bronn was at least honest about what he does. He didn't hide behind false oaths of loyalty.

    • @GCS88
      @GCS88 2 роки тому +556

      Yes honest, but a monster with a different agenda nonetheless... although among all the characters Bronn is probably my favorite.

    • @AzraelSoulHunter
      @AzraelSoulHunter 2 роки тому +587

      Well at least the price for it would be pretty damn high I believe. I feel like Bronn for all his love of the coin would ask for a pretty damn big price to do something like that.

    • @GCS88
      @GCS88 2 роки тому +90

      ​@@AzraelSoulHunter pretty sure its an easy job and not far fetched.. I doubt the price would be high since He'll be killing babies and not fighting dothrakis, you know how easy it was for the city watch to do it...

  • @ihbanna
    @ihbanna 4 роки тому +9134

    "The man was a traitor. He tried to buy my loyalty."
    "A fool! He had no idea you're already bought."

  • @leeroyjenkins6061
    @leeroyjenkins6061 3 роки тому +4791

    "I don't listen to filth."
    *Murders an infant child*

    • @PS1GamerCollector
      @PS1GamerCollector 3 роки тому +67

      When you write infant, you don't need to add child afterwards, since an infant is already a child, so you are basically writing child twice.
      Always good to learn new things everyday isn't it? :)

    • @92brunod
      @92brunod 3 роки тому +175

      @@PS1GamerCollector ending your correction with a condescending passive-aggressive sentence shows you're an asshole.
      Always good to learn new things everyday isn't it? :)

    • @DemBigOlEyes
      @DemBigOlEyes 3 роки тому +80

      @@92brunod And your rebuttal of him were as excellent as the writing of seasons 1-4.
      Always good to learn new things every day isn't it? :)

    • @mattireson866
      @mattireson866 3 роки тому +73

      @@PS1GamerCollector r/IAmVerySmart

    • @PS1GamerCollector
      @PS1GamerCollector 3 роки тому +28

      ​@@mattireson866 Holy damn what's going on? I simply decided to correct the guy and now there is a bunch of weirdos going on a rampage in the comments section talking about passive agressiveness and assholes.
      Millennials really get offended by anything damn...

  • @spy9553
    @spy9553 3 роки тому +3010

    „I‘m not questioning your honor, Lord Janos. I‘m denying it‘s existance“
    One of the most badass lines in the series

    • @ZacharyEvansStarTrekfan
      @ZacharyEvansStarTrekfan Рік тому +30

      The way Tyrion says this line has me dying every single time. One of the funniest lines in all of GoT

    • @andytenmenthefirst
      @andytenmenthefirst Рік тому +31

      And it's actually not in the book. Great addition.

    • @cameronturk4388
      @cameronturk4388 Рік тому +4

      Yep definitely one of Tyrion’s Best Lines. I also Loved his other Badass Quote to Janos in this scene “DWARF You should have Stopped at Imp!” We really felt him being Pissed off at Janos in that moment and he said It with such Authority! Lol.

    • @jedironin380
      @jedironin380 Рік тому +4

      I do so miss Tyrian now that GoT is over. I'd love to see a talk show, where Peter is in-character as Tyrion interviewing a variety of real guests. 🤣

    • @akivaplutno
      @akivaplutno Рік тому +3

      Season 2's was so good. This is one my favorite scenes of Tyrion.

  • @TheGIJew.
    @TheGIJew. 2 роки тому +4879

    This is what I love about Game of Thrones. Bronn is easy to like, because he's charismatic, funny, and helps Tyrion. Janos is easy to hate, because he's annoying and betrayed Ned. But they don't let you pretend that Bronn is a better person than Janos just because he's likeable. They make it clear that Bronn is just as much of a scumbag. They don't take the easy way out with their characters.

    • @sumedhsonawane5076
      @sumedhsonawane5076 Рік тому +335

      And then they throw the whole character development in the dumpster

    • @NtoTheM
      @NtoTheM Рік тому +92

      *didn't. They didn't take the easy way out with their characters.

    • @grayalun
      @grayalun Рік тому +5

      Difference with Bronn is I don't think he'd kill children although he admits he likes killing he's open about who he is whereas Slynt is a weasel.

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 Рік тому +2

      He's not quite "just as much of a scumbag". He can be a scumbag if he's being paid enough, but he's nice the rest of the time. Janos is a scumbag whether he's being paid or not. There _is_ a moral difference between them, and Bronn is on the better side of it.

    • @redace4821
      @redace4821 Рік тому +1

      @@grayalun As shown, though Bronn wouldn't be comfortable with killing babies, a large amount of gold should be enough to convince him to do so.

  • @RouGeZH
    @RouGeZH 5 років тому +12910

    "I'm afraid it's rather a long walk to castle black"
    Back in the day they didn't have teleporters like in season 6-8

    • @NakedUnderMyClothes
      @NakedUnderMyClothes 5 років тому +705

      Well, technology evolves. It only makes sense. I'm sure Qyburn had a hand in that.

    • @maximo6037
      @maximo6037 5 років тому +45

      Good one

    • @shafo4384
      @shafo4384 5 років тому +459

      Now they teleport and make entire fleets invisible.

    • @farriqsufufaalkinzi3828
      @farriqsufufaalkinzi3828 5 років тому +205

      @@shafo4384 and heat seeking missile

    • @wolfybuizness157
      @wolfybuizness157 5 років тому +346

      Guys its not teleporting. Its fast travelling, like skyrim.

  • @PatrickBasedman1
    @PatrickBasedman1 8 років тому +7246

    I love how Tyrion dismissively says: "No, we shan't."
    And that's that.

  • @g0ast
    @g0ast 3 роки тому +11921

    For those who haven't watched it yet, I hope you enjoy Season 8.
    I found it surprisingly beautiful; in a brutal, horribly uncomfortable sort of way.

    • @DaveDexterMusic
      @DaveDexterMusic 2 роки тому +79

      Hell, I liked it.

    • @iustintarachiu9326
      @iustintarachiu9326 2 роки тому +296

      I'm not going to lie, you've had us in the first half.

    • @vincentwendt4930
      @vincentwendt4930 2 роки тому +31

      Best comment

    • @krovarus1911
      @krovarus1911 2 роки тому +21

      Eh it wasn't even that bad.

    • @danemon8423
      @danemon8423 2 роки тому +216

      @@krovarus1911 it wwas absolutely horrible, they rushed the ending so fast that a lot of point have been put asside, and not develloped. GOT needed more seasons to be completely finnished. But as you know they rushed it so they could be the next star wars movie directors

  • @Brewsy92
    @Brewsy92 2 роки тому +711

    The fact that Tyrion had the common courtesy to give him a fine feast before he shipped Slynt off to the Wall shows precisely how cunning Tyrion really was. God I miss this writing

    • @collaborativelearning1
      @collaborativelearning1 Рік тому +17

      If I recall correctly it was like this in the book as well.

    • @systemofafox6487
      @systemofafox6487 11 місяців тому +13

      ​@@collaborativelearning1 my mouth watered at the description of the food in this scene in the books lol

    • @isaiahgeorge906
      @isaiahgeorge906 9 місяців тому +8

      @@systemofafox6487 And not just that scene. By the gods, they were descriptive with a lot of the foods whenever food was served in the books. I always get hungry when I get to those parts!

    • @guitarem100
      @guitarem100 6 місяців тому +16

      He doesn't have a full measure of Slynt yet, and uses the baby killing as a test to see his loyalty. He notices immediately that Slynt has no moral restrictions and that he refuses to disclose who gave the order. Essentially he confirms Tyrions suspicions that he betrayed Ned and won't be 100% honest/loyal with Tyrion either, and Tyrion makes that decision to send him off.

    • @arlo4639
      @arlo4639 4 місяці тому +3

      Gods the writing was strong then

  • @ANGELOFDARKification
    @ANGELOFDARKification 5 років тому +9138

    Back when the writing itself proved how clever Tyrion was. Not just him or others stating "Tyrion is clever" every episode.

    • @unknownuk7652
      @unknownuk7652 5 років тому +440

      GRRM is the god of 'show don't tell''

    • @RockSmithStudio
      @RockSmithStudio 5 років тому +73

      Unknown uk D&D on the other hand.... not so much

    • @TheMulti71
      @TheMulti71 5 років тому +163

      After reading a game of thrones. The best dialogue came from Martin. D & D had a vision for the show. Like battles and that. But writing that was all Martin’s work

    • @pnut3844able
      @pnut3844able 5 років тому +65

      Bc it was actually Martin's writing, not dumb and dumber

    • @joem3082
      @joem3082 4 роки тому +15

      ​@@unknownuk7652 "GRRM is the god of 'show don't tell''"
      You might as well have written : "i haven't read the books"

  • @fabio11826
    @fabio11826 5 років тому +10561

    I've always noticed that even though Tyrion knew Ned Stark's arrest benefitted his family, he always recognized the injustice of it and worked in small ways like this to right some of it.

    • @abduljah9355
      @abduljah9355 4 роки тому +1229

      That's true. He is also cognizant of the fact that a corrupt City Watch is bad for him -- they're the defense of the city and he needs them to be organized and disciplined. If he had left Janos and his corrupt lackeys in charge, the watch probably would have scattered in disarray when Stannis attacked at the end of the season.

    • @legrandliseurtri7495
      @legrandliseurtri7495 4 роки тому +809

      He also do it out of self-preservation. He wants his man, not Cersei's man. Bronn can be as cruel, but he's on his side so he's better(however, in the books Tyrion puts someone recommanded *by Varys* as a relatively honorable person)

    • @AH-be6bu
      @AH-be6bu 4 роки тому +56

      Another random Tristan Ser Jacelyn Bywater. I seem to remember he didn’t last very long...

    • @legrandliseurtri7495
      @legrandliseurtri7495 4 роки тому +83

      @@AH-be6bu R.I.P Ser Jacelyn. Betrayed by his own man.

    • @isaactheworshipwarrior6687
      @isaactheworshipwarrior6687 4 роки тому +261

      That's why I love this scene so much. I would never trust a man who betrayed the last hand to work alongside me either. But in a way Tyrion does care for the Starks, and he identifies that arresting him was for protection but he also knows that It was an act of betrayal. It's like Ned said, "I cant restore your dead to life, but perhaps I can give you justice."
      Which in comparison, this justice isn't much, but it WAS something.

  • @Xsomono
    @Xsomono 2 роки тому +2046

    The way Bronn says boys to the guards makes me imagine him chilling with the city guards, cracking jokes, drinking the nights away, having all the respect of his men while still doing a stellar job without even breaking a sweat. What a chad!

    • @OurAntwan
      @OurAntwan 2 роки тому +154

      And they would have a lot more respect considering what Janos did. However bronn likes to drink with the soldiers because it's amazing what stories and rumours you hear from them

    • @hydewhyte4364
      @hydewhyte4364 2 роки тому +57

      There's a reason he never puts on that gold cloak

    • @drewhammond5203
      @drewhammond5203 2 роки тому +113

      I always liked the idea that the Goldcloaks that Bronn commanded were other brigands and sellswords like him, friends he'd made or men Tyrion had recruited. A bunch of toughs in shiny armor laying down the law with brutal efficiency. Thieves? Cut em down. Murderers? Hang em high. Rapists? Off with their heads. Bronn probably had fleabottom whipped up in a frenzy because he's a slimy guy who knows where slimy business takes place so now, in a place of power, he can cut it out root and stem. Like that business with him rounding up all the known thieves and disposing of them. That was probably the most law abiding period of King's Landing's history Lmao

    • @eddiekalista3222
      @eddiekalista3222 Рік тому +45

      If I remember correctly, I think they show us that Bronn spends leisure time with the men he commands, trading stories. I could be thinking of something else, though.

    • @cynicat74
      @cynicat74 Рік тому +30

      With the way he talks about them later on, before the siege, it really does sound like they just go out and do whatever the fuck they want, so that's probably what happens lol

  • @xXeddie92Xx
    @xXeddie92Xx 2 роки тому +264

    "I'm not questioning your loyalty, I'm denying its existence" is one of my favorite lines from the show.

  • @decmadine
    @decmadine 8 років тому +8823

    Janos"I have friends at court" Slynt

    • @pleasantpeasant3313
      @pleasantpeasant3313 8 років тому +475

      Janos 'I have powerful friends in the capital, you'll see' Slynt

    • @decmadine
      @decmadine 8 років тому +195

      Janos 'I'm a fat wasteman' Slynt

    • @baccaismemebob2603
      @baccaismemebob2603 7 років тому +237

      Janos "I will not have my honor questioned" Slynt

    • @bufongodemdabae308
      @bufongodemdabae308 7 років тому +165

      Janos"are u drunk" slynt

    • @jdm90121
      @jdm90121 7 років тому +174

      Janos "I will not have it, boy!" Slynt

  • @Bokan96
    @Bokan96 6 років тому +994

    "A fool! He had no idea you were already bought!"

    • @MV-rw4gl
      @MV-rw4gl 5 років тому +48

      Bokan96 I laughed so bad at that line

    • @Christrulesall2
      @Christrulesall2 4 роки тому +41

      Sarcasm at its best. Tyrion was a intellectual beast before season 5.

    • @MrJordwalk
      @MrJordwalk 4 роки тому +10

      @@Christrulesall2
      I think the following is Tyrion's most savage line in the entire book series and it's a shame it didn't make it in to Game Of Thrones: "Sorcery is the sauce fools spoon over failure to hide their flavor of their own incompetence".

    • @Bartooc
      @Bartooc 4 роки тому

      One of the best lines in GoT.

  • @stealth5022
    @stealth5022 2 роки тому +5152

    "I'd ask how much."
    We all grew to love Bronn as the series progressed. His witty one liners and realistic outlook on how to approach fights in general.
    We all forget (especially D&D) how ruthless, unhonorable, and uncaring this character actually was.
    And then D&D made this character the master of coin. Like....lol.

    • @darthkek1953
      @darthkek1953 2 роки тому +6

      He is literally taking over from Littlefinger... "a grubby little job for a grubby little man". They're playing on the historic medieval dislike of "usury" and that no honourable person would be involved with it. That's why Jews were the moneylenders, the "noble lords & knights" already considered Jews bound for hell so them being coinmasters wouldn't make it any worse for them. Hence Littlefinger whoremonger, then Bronn sellsword, as MoC.

    • @Aldrnarii
      @Aldrnarii 2 роки тому +10

      @@darthkek1953 Jews were often moneylenders because Judaism didn't make Usury a sin as Christianity did, they gained a reputation from there, not so much the other way around.
      Even then, feels like Bronn was thrown onto the council just because D&D wanted to cram more fan favourites in.

    • @darthkek1953
      @darthkek1953 2 роки тому +11

      @@Aldrnarii thank you for explaining to me a trivial detail of a topic I have already demonstrated a deeper reading of.

    • @Aldrnarii
      @Aldrnarii 2 роки тому +95

      @@darthkek1953 Adding nuance is what that is called.
      Also the suggestion that there is absolutely no reason to believe that is why D&D made Bron the Master of Coin, cool theory I guess but it's fan service at best.

    • @darthkek1953
      @darthkek1953 2 роки тому

      @@Aldrnarii the three known Masters of Coin were Littlefinger (whoremonger) Tyrion (Demon Monkey Imp) and Ser Bronn (mercenary turned Knight).
      If anything Bronn was the best of the three.

  • @someguy6534
    @someguy6534 2 роки тому +618

    The beauty of this scene is that you see Tyrion’s conflict at the end.
    Bronn is willing to do exactly as Janus had done without question besides money. A man of similarly no conscience when it comes to orders.
    The only difference is Bronns loyalty to Tyrion as opposed to Janus’ loyalty to Cersei.

    • @rozediana24
      @rozediana24 Рік тому +30

      which makes both Janos and Bronn the tools - so what the ‘tools’ will do depends on hands that are holding them

    • @mariuszmiroslaw2290
      @mariuszmiroslaw2290 Рік тому

      @@rozediana24 Instead of buying another tool, he preferred to break it.

    • @askthepizzaguy
      @askthepizzaguy Рік тому +21

      That fact greatly disturbed Tyrion and made him glad that Bronn would never be ordered to kill an infant as long as he had been paid well.

    • @abneraranivar346
      @abneraranivar346 Рік тому +20

      Its a testament to Georges goal with his universe. No one is truly good. Its all a matter of perspective. Then D&D fucked all that off

    • @yourmum69_420
      @yourmum69_420 Рік тому +8

      @@abneraranivar346 Ned was good

  • @MJSpiritual
    @MJSpiritual 7 років тому +4857

    The sigil of House Slynt is a shoved back chair and their words are "I have friends! Powerful friends!"

  • @gsimon123
    @gsimon123 7 років тому +4038

    When my mother asks me to take out the trash:
    "I have powerful friends at court!!"

    • @flyingrancidm00nfish7
      @flyingrancidm00nfish7 6 років тому +192

      The bin is under MY command!

    • @sylvesterwarbringer8397
      @sylvesterwarbringer8397 5 років тому +172

      And that moment, when your mother smacks you - "i m sorry, i dont wanna die.. i m scared.. i m always been scared"

    • @cazabrow1967
      @cazabrow1967 5 років тому +95

      "We shall see what father has to say about this!"
      "No we shan't."

    • @bakedutah8411
      @bakedutah8411 5 років тому +1

      @sylvester war bringer: 😂🤣😂

    • @pwnslash123
      @pwnslash123 5 років тому +1

      @@sylvesterwarbringer8397 LOL

  • @Nitrousoxidification
    @Nitrousoxidification 2 роки тому +903

    What's really great about this scene (and Dinklage's acting) is you can tell the way Tyrion is talking to Slynt is actually really condescending in a way, he doesn't talk to Slynt like he talks to Varys, or say Littlefinger, but rather like one might talk to a child because he knows Slynt is not a good player of a game, but a pawn, and so doesn't command the same respect would give other players.

    • @GreenEyedDazzler
      @GreenEyedDazzler 2 роки тому +8

      Wow you picked up on that huh? Can you tell if people are condescending in real life? I doubt it

    • @eddiekalista3222
      @eddiekalista3222 Рік тому +85

      Tyrion's comments about Janos "knowing his wines" and "getting used to fine dinners" felt like jabs about how Janos spends more time acting like a noble than he spends doing his job.

    • @MegaShepardsPie
      @MegaShepardsPie Рік тому +30

      Tyrion knew Janos posed absolutely no threat to him. Varys and Littlefinger on the other hand, were very intelligent and manipulative people with a lot of influence and power.

    • @DLordSadow
      @DLordSadow Рік тому +20

      I’ve always felt that Tyrion treating Janos to a “very fine meal” and fine wine was him giving Janos a ‘last meal’ before sending him into exile.

    • @youretotallyrightbut6646
      @youretotallyrightbut6646 8 місяців тому +2

      Dinklage captured really Tyrion in the books. Only there he gave a hint to Bywater that they should throw him overboard lmao.

  • @Wing0fSilver
    @Wing0fSilver Рік тому +279

    I find it telling how eagerly the guards took Janos away. You'd think if Janos was the kind of commander who inspired loyalty, it would be difficult to get his men to arrest him even with orders from their new boss.
    What I'm saying is i imagine Janos likely wasn't very popular among his men

    • @codysellers4151
      @codysellers4151 Рік тому +43

      from what I can remember one of the guard's was hesitant to kill one of the babies in Cersi's ordered Purge, Janos ended up doing it himself.
      Im not claiming that the guards of the watch were beacons of morality, but not a lot of people are fans of infanticide. The guards were probably happy to be rid of him after that.

    • @SnapOoooThereItIs
      @SnapOoooThereItIs Рік тому +26

      when it comes to soldiers, or combatant types of that era, id say the price of respect can come down to three things: loyalty, morality and strength.
      janos' loyalty could be shifted by any price, making every word of honor or dignity that comes out of his mouth meaningless. he has proven himself to have no moral fiber given, without hesitation, he stabbed to death an infant in its mothers arms. and all his strengths were reliant solely on the intervention of others, which granted him no true fear or intimidation.
      when you sully one of those three things, people might question your capabilities. you sully two, most people may consider themselves above you. this guy sullied all of them. theres no comparison, hes just fucking degenerate.
      bronn lacks morals, but he could probably kill all of them if he wanted. and at least his loyalties are to someone with some semblance of a conscious. considerably better.

    • @alexthorsman3186
      @alexthorsman3186 Рік тому +7

      @@SnapOoooThereItIs to be fair, Bronn's loyalty is to the gold he is paid moreso than an individual. Otherwise he would have slain the Mountain for him.

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin Рік тому +16

      @@alexthorsman3186 Yeah, but even then, Bronn doesn't pretend to agree to fight the Mountain and then back out. He's very up front with Tyrion about how it is, and he's consistent with what he's always told Tyrion.

    • @alexthorsman3186
      @alexthorsman3186 Рік тому

      @@roguishpaladin And I never said anything to the contrary or implied that he did, so I don't get what you are responding to.

  • @Longshanks1690
    @Longshanks1690 5 років тому +4493

    If D&D had been writing this season now, Tyrion would have made Janos Lord Paramount of the Trident because he sees some good in him and knows he can be trusted.

    • @mahirasifulhaque713
      @mahirasifulhaque713 5 років тому +72

      LMAO

    • @armedraptor5114
      @armedraptor5114 5 років тому +497

      D&D: Are you questioning our writing skill???
      Fans: No, I'm denying its existance.

    • @slenderfoxx3797
      @slenderfoxx3797 4 роки тому +34

      King Edward "Longshanks" I, Hammer of the Scots, Lord of Wales and King of England
      Tyrion would've made Janos master of coin and giving him high garden...

    • @enskje
      @enskje 4 роки тому +8

      Or he wouldn't take away everything the Lannisters had given Slynt, because "A Lannister always pay his debts".

    • @theshamanofenterprise7408
      @theshamanofenterprise7408 4 роки тому +8

      Well they were part of the writing in this season though. They just ran out of books around season 5

  • @MrJessehendriks
    @MrJessehendriks 5 років тому +8157

    Top 10 things janos slint does not have.
    10. honor
    9. powerfull friends in court
    8. powerfull friends in the capital
    7. friends in the nights watch
    6. friends
    5. the right to dissobey orders
    4. a position on the kings guard
    3. a position in the nights watch
    2. courage
    1. a head

    • @bombshell8876
      @bombshell8876 4 роки тому +241

      Omg , I swear I haven't laughed like this in ages , dear lord , who is this person. Who cooked , roasted Janos , chewed him and spit him .😂😂😂

    • @maxxyp23
      @maxxyp23 4 роки тому +73

      Perfect comment lmao

    • @DrRAZI99
      @DrRAZI99 4 роки тому +46

      Man you killed me 🤣🤣

    • @justsomeguywithoutamoustac1702
      @justsomeguywithoutamoustac1702 4 роки тому +32

      J: I SHALL NOT HAVE MY RIGHTS JUDGED BY A GUY WHO HAS A MORTY DP.

    • @Bartooc
      @Bartooc 4 роки тому +42

      I almost feel bad for him.
      Almost.

  • @ykMMD
    @ykMMD Рік тому +319

    I think the did a really good job with this scene, but they omitted two of the best parts:
    First, Janos Slynt is low born and doesn't know wine at all. As Tyrion notices, the man takes big gulps of fancy wine and doesn't seem to believe in sipping. Which I found so funny (plus the actor they picked is perfect for the role).
    Second, during the supper, Slynt brings him a list of six men to replace him as head of the city watch. He strongly suggests Allar Deem (which is the one who kills the baby in the brothel), because he does what is asked without ever questioning it. Once Slynt is taken away by the guards, Tyrioñ is like:
    "It's a long voyage, and Lord Slynt will want for company. See that these six join him on the Summer's Dream (the ship)."
    "There's one," Tyrion said quietly. "Deem, tell the captain it not be taken amiss if that one should happen to be swept overboard before they reach Eastwatch"
    "- I'm told those northern waters are very stormy, my lord".
    Such a good dialogue.

    • @madelinegarber7860
      @madelinegarber7860 9 місяців тому +5

      I remember that. So good.

    • @thedemonhater7748
      @thedemonhater7748 4 місяці тому +3

      I can’t remember but does Deem actually get thrown overboard?

    • @russman3787
      @russman3787 4 місяці тому +2

      @@thedemonhater7748 I don't think it's ever confirmed or denied, but strongly implied.

  • @lowellcalavera6045
    @lowellcalavera6045 2 роки тому +63

    "I'd ask, How much?"That was Bronn, distilled down to his essence.

    •  Рік тому +2

      This really shows why he agrees to try to murder Tyron and his brother. He is only loyal to coins

    • @antred11
      @antred11 9 місяців тому

      @ IMO, while he _is_ very ... "coin-motivated", I think he's not quite as ruthless as he likes to pretend.

    • @karlhans6678
      @karlhans6678 5 днів тому

      @ naw, he actually became Tyrion's friend.

  • @dougedgar2774
    @dougedgar2774 5 років тому +12299

    Who else is watching these epic scenes from earlier seasons, wishing season 8 was this good?

    • @dominicstemp5690
      @dominicstemp5690 5 років тому +64

      Doug Edgar Feel you bro

    • @traj2540
      @traj2540 5 років тому +170

      I miss the good writing

    • @musicslave1000
      @musicslave1000 5 років тому +121

      Me too, bro. I miss the good old days when GOT used to be awesome

    • @Indigoism96
      @Indigoism96 5 років тому +81

      This season is a huge disappointment.

    • @Infiniteparsatx
      @Infiniteparsatx 5 років тому +11

      Same

  • @ahsanhaider6549
    @ahsanhaider6549 4 роки тому +504

    Error 404: powerful friends at court not found

  • @moeball740
    @moeball740 2 роки тому +242

    I have to admit the sharp tongue of Tyrion was one of my favorite parts of the show! He really knew how to cut someone down to size. I would have loved seeing him trade insults with Lady Olenna!

    • @StCreed
      @StCreed 2 роки тому +29

      She didn't give him the chance to start. "Out of my way, dwarf!"

    • @analauramorelrocha2383
      @analauramorelrocha2383 Рік тому +18

      I was told you were drunk, impertinent, and thoroughly debauched. You can imagine my disappointment at finding nothing but a browbeaten bookkeeper.

    • @MIZZKIE
      @MIZZKIE Рік тому

      (Lyanna Mormont has entered the chat)

    • @leonpaelinck
      @leonpaelinck 10 місяців тому +2

      Well they did share one scene arguing about the wedding, remember

  • @Ragtags
    @Ragtags 11 місяців тому +75

    - "Seeing as you betrayed the last Hand of the King, well I just wouldn't feel safe with you lurking about." End quote
    Haha. Flawless delivery. Candid, accurate and concise

    • @fazediamond5671
      @fazediamond5671 8 місяців тому

      But he’s a Lannister guy it’s stupid

  • @Sizifus
    @Sizifus 4 роки тому +2289

    Tyrion be like: "Yes, Slynt, you have friends at court. All I'm doing is giving you the opportunity to make friends at Castle Black also. No need to lose your head over it."

  • @ltdowney
    @ltdowney 5 років тому +1611

    Bronn: "Without question? No. I'd ask how much."
    Tyrion (internally): "You sick fuck."

    • @MrKingYuji
      @MrKingYuji 3 роки тому +183

      At least Bronn looked guilty and upset about it. He knows what he is but he still has a conscious

    • @odlfmariner470
      @odlfmariner470 3 роки тому +33

      @@MrKingYuji I'm sure Slynt felt *some* sort of guilt in retrospect.

    • @swizzler5554
      @swizzler5554 3 роки тому +88

      In the books George RR Martin actually wrote that after that statement, Tyrion thought 'And why would I need your Allar Deem' (who did the deed with Slynt) ', Lord Slynt?... I have a hundred of my own.'

    • @jonttopia
      @jonttopia 3 роки тому +91

      I mean it actually shows he's more moral than people like Slynt, who just blindly carries out orders no matter how horrible, he wouldn't do it unless it paid well enough. He's no saint obviously, but he's not completely heartless

    • @SpanishFly120
      @SpanishFly120 3 роки тому +60

      @@jonttopia Yeah, the implication from it's pretty much that it'd have to be a hell of a large sum and reward for him to go along with it.

  • @GlassesAndCoffeeMugs
    @GlassesAndCoffeeMugs Рік тому +60

    Dinklage knocked it out of the park with his acting here. The subtle tone and face expression changes were phenomenal.

  • @alexeykaplin5979
    @alexeykaplin5979 Рік тому +94

    This scene is such a masterpiece I'm laughing in joy. The way Janos feels more and more uncomfortable as Tyrion slowly attacks him, Tyrions mocking tone and his "No, we shan't", Bronn's smirk when Janos yells his tirade. Amazing. I will rewatch the first four seasons at earliest convinience

    • @d26k164
      @d26k164 7 місяців тому +1

      Season 1-4 is peak television

  • @Bliss_wav
    @Bliss_wav 8 років тому +3291

    Take Lord Janos outside

    • @lizardking02793
      @lizardking02793 8 років тому +152

      +Carlos Fermín If you have any last words my lord, now is the time.

    • @jwewa
      @jwewa 8 років тому +53

      Baby, It’s Cold Outside...

    • @noeezyfluff
      @noeezyfluff 8 років тому +136

      +lizardking02793 IM AFRAID! IVE ALWAYS BEEN AFRAID

    • @Timboslice475
      @Timboslice475 7 років тому +85

      Olly, fetch me my sword.

    • @Ivbo
      @Ivbo 7 років тому +17

      If you have any last words my lord, nows the time....

  • @RtB68
    @RtB68 5 років тому +455

    171 dislikes from Lord Slynt's powerful friends in Kings Landing

    • @sammysam3513
      @sammysam3513 3 роки тому +2

      508 powerful friends 😂

    • @OtakuboyT
      @OtakuboyT 3 роки тому +1

      Sadly it's the same guy just keeps voting

    • @hiteshwarmehla2267
      @hiteshwarmehla2267 3 роки тому

      @@sammysam3513 Must be powerful friends from Castle Black

  • @farmerwithshotgun1293
    @farmerwithshotgun1293 Рік тому +44

    I love how Bronn was lurking in the shadows during this entire interaction😂

  • @NotAGoodUsername360
    @NotAGoodUsername360 Рік тому +32

    The biggest irony of Janos is that despite his crippling fear of risk he keeps cuddling up to snakes as vile as himself, wrongly assuming a fellow snake will protect him.

  • @GenericUsername-qp1ww
    @GenericUsername-qp1ww 4 роки тому +374

    on Janos's gravestone
    *Here lies Janos Slynt. He had powerful friends in the capital*

    • @sirtype-alot3391
      @sirtype-alot3391 4 роки тому +12

      "The King Himself made Janos a Lord!"

    • @wolfmanhcc
      @wolfmanhcc 3 роки тому +1

      His headstone may read that, but his funerals attendance was barren.

    • @ricardoabreu4997
      @ricardoabreu4997 3 роки тому +1

      And no head here.

    • @badlandskid
      @badlandskid 3 роки тому

      Wolfman HCC he didn’t get a “head” stone.

  • @ismailniyaz5167
    @ismailniyaz5167 4 роки тому +1985

    "I'm not questioning your talent D&D, I'm denying its existence."

    • @scorchtongue
      @scorchtongue 4 роки тому +48

      The thing is they did have talent; some of the great scenes in earlier seasons were all them. They just stopped giving a fuck.

    • @tannerw.1239
      @tannerw.1239 3 роки тому +41

      @@scorchtongue eh I would say it was more George that is responsible for that. Sure they adapted it well for the screen, but they had a strong foundation

    • @IZn0g0uDatAll
      @IZn0g0uDatAll 3 роки тому +28

      They were amazing at adapting the book, very bad at writing a new one. Their failure was spectacular, but tbh, I don't think anyone would have done great. It seems Martin himself has no idea how to wrap this thing up.

    • @sosocorny9877
      @sosocorny9877 3 роки тому +2

      The Conservative Front shut the fuck up, that’s a lie, people dick suck all the show only scenes they wrote and loveee to pretend Martin, who didn’t help with these is actually adding anything

    • @KneelB4Bacon
      @KneelB4Bacon 3 роки тому +25

      "Every time D&D make a storywriting decision, the Gods flip a coin."

  • @spinblackcircles
    @spinblackcircles 3 роки тому +46

    “And I just wouldn’t feel safe with you lurking about” is for some reason my most remembered line of all of GOT.

  • @as7river
    @as7river 3 роки тому +27

    1:46 not even Peter Dinklage could resist reacting to the awesomeness of Tyrion's comeback.

  • @abdallaha92
    @abdallaha92 8 років тому +1607

    Tyrion doesn't need Janos Slynt, neither does Jon Snow.

    • @iamcleaver6854
      @iamcleaver6854 8 років тому +94

      +abdallaha92 Jon Snow tried to find a use for him, but Janos was too dumb to see the opportunity.

    • @RLutin
      @RLutin 6 років тому +14

      Who needs Janos Slynt ?

    • @EstherHulst-Artist
      @EstherHulst-Artist 6 років тому +17

      abdallaha92 who needs a baby killer?

    • @NerdyMatt
      @NerdyMatt 5 років тому +11

      Nobody needs a coward.

    • @Gavin-N
      @Gavin-N 5 років тому +3

      The devil doesn't either, but he has nowhere else to go.

  • @LaVitaNouva
    @LaVitaNouva 5 років тому +2966

    I miss this smart ass Tyrion, not the one after season 4.

    • @KentuckyWaterfall13
      @KentuckyWaterfall13 5 років тому +169

      LaVitaNouva Bearded Tyrion sucks, let’s bring back clean shaved Tyrion.

    • @jurmum254
      @jurmum254 5 років тому +38

      It does somehow makes sense, we haven't seen him having proper mind exercise in years, yet we see him drink a lot.

    • @maggiesmith2600
      @maggiesmith2600 5 років тому +117

      Murdering his father and his lover ruined his sense of humour.

    • @AyataHiragi
      @AyataHiragi 5 років тому +58

      Aww "snowflake" how cute, no arguments so personal attacks, hes worse. ty

    • @TonioTonius
      @TonioTonius 5 років тому +1

      @@AyataHiragi he's not the same, you don't like character development?

  • @redcube9629
    @redcube9629 Рік тому +24

    I love their small talk in the beginning. The dialogue actually felt like it was from a certain class of a different time period.

  • @ellemoe2919
    @ellemoe2919 3 роки тому +46

    Slynt’s powerful friends in court:
    The court jester
    The court bard who had his tongue cut out
    The dwarf actors who performed in the purple wedding

    • @BroadwayRonMexico
      @BroadwayRonMexico Рік тому +3

      "The court jester"
      Don't underestimate Moon Boy. He's one of Varys's spies and he's fucked the queen

  • @aninaholbek
    @aninaholbek 8 років тому +734

    Relax Janos, don't lose your head..

    • @anacardiaceae
      @anacardiaceae 7 років тому +13

      he's a hot head. that's why they've sent him to the wall to cool his tits. in the process he might have lost one of those.

    • @MrDibara
      @MrDibara 5 років тому +4

      *Anina Holkbek* HAH! Good one.

    • @yousefsobhani9502
      @yousefsobhani9502 5 років тому +2

      Easier said than done I'm afraid.

    • @snakepliskin23
      @snakepliskin23 5 років тому +4

      He’s always been afraid 😭

    • @Goodheartless
      @Goodheartless 5 років тому +3

      Yet. Don’t lose your head yet Janos...

  • @robTCGZ
    @robTCGZ 5 років тому +7376

    I like Bronn as much as everybody, but seriously, interactions like this one are huge signs you DO NOT include this guy in the king's council. Like, I cannot believe the show actually did that in the finale

    • @Kiwi-rx7jg
      @Kiwi-rx7jg 4 роки тому +618

      @Wparker6804 Yeah like they picked an amazing choice for Master of Coin

    • @AlejandroSanchez-pl6jw
      @AlejandroSanchez-pl6jw 4 роки тому +938

      And maester. I like Sam but he’s too young.
      Pod shouldn’t be kings guard either

    • @johnbrinsmead3316
      @johnbrinsmead3316 4 роки тому +729

      the quality of writing really dropped off in the final seasons

    • @AlejandroSanchez-pl6jw
      @AlejandroSanchez-pl6jw 4 роки тому +168

      John Brinsmead that’s an understatement brotha. Jon was a failure , the council is a joke,

    • @Kiwi-rx7jg
      @Kiwi-rx7jg 4 роки тому +497

      @@johnbrinsmead3316 tbh it's pretty obvious that when they ran out of book material they just had no idea wtf they were doing so we got all this later mess of bullshit

  • @bigc5090
    @bigc5090 2 роки тому +29

    That cheeky little grin from Bronn when Slynt tries to give an order is everything

  • @spicenug
    @spicenug 2 роки тому +38

    ''I'm not questioning your loyalty Lord Janos...I'm denying it's existence.'' Will never get sick of that line :)

  • @adamdempsey1585
    @adamdempsey1585 3 роки тому +912

    I do love how Tyrion gave Janos justice for betraying Ned and then how Jon finishes him off with the same treatment Ned got

    • @mariuszmiroslaw2290
      @mariuszmiroslaw2290 Рік тому +22

      His death had nothing to do with Ned. It was the result of disobedience. Jon probably didn't even know what role Janos played in it (Jon was in a low position in Watch at the time). Also let's not forget about Payne.

    • @nikkyboy1067
      @nikkyboy1067 Рік тому

      Janos' problem was that for a soulless husk of a man he spoke too much. The last guy had no tongue. Nobody really noticed and he didn't even seem to mind. He knew his place.
      That's the man you want murdering your women and children.

    • @marianaree9967
      @marianaree9967 Рік тому +8

      Poetic justice. Just beautiful

    • @yourmum69_420
      @yourmum69_420 Рік тому +7

      @@mariuszmiroslaw2290 who said it was?

    • @GarionDAdkins
      @GarionDAdkins Рік тому +6

      I liked it better in the book; Tyrion bribed the ship's captain to make sure he got thrown overboard out in the middle of the sea.

  • @2Red2Sky
    @2Red2Sky 4 роки тому +1007

    I like how Bronn smirks after Slynd shouted " THESE MEN ARE UNDER MINE COMMAND !?"
    like " nah bruh ".

  • @chineseduckscriedinladakh3760
    @chineseduckscriedinladakh3760 Рік тому +23

    It's been over 10 years and we're all still searching for friends of Janos Slynt.

  • @FurryWulfz
    @FurryWulfz Рік тому +26

    This scene is great because it reminds us of a few things:
    1. Bronn is not a good guy, he's funny and charismatic, but like said... a cutthroat.
    2. It leaves us still uncertain if Bronn would or could actually kill a child or not. He says he would for a price, but who knows what that price could be. Maybe too high for anyone to pay him to do it.

    • @chedelirio6984
      @chedelirio6984 8 місяців тому +2

      ISTM that's exactly what *he* wants, to leave Tyrion wondering.

  • @masterludovicus802
    @masterludovicus802 8 років тому +1604

    Powerful friends who did a magnificent job covering your head at the Wall.
    Oh wait.

    • @noeezyfluff
      @noeezyfluff 8 років тому +11

      huehuehuehuehue

    • @Morallygreyfangirl
      @Morallygreyfangirl 7 років тому +4

      Hahahahahahah! :)

    • @heyheyheyheyheyhey76
      @heyheyheyheyheyhey76 7 років тому +53

      And poor old Janos got to die in most ironic fashion... he killed a bastard, disdained bastards, and then was killed by a bastard. Haha fucking love Jon Snow.

    • @samuelhawksworth1923
      @samuelhawksworth1923 5 років тому +4

      He was a-head of himself 😉

    • @landon5583
      @landon5583 4 роки тому +1

      Janos will never be the head of a great house

  • @carlosm3dina
    @carlosm3dina 8 років тому +716

    "I'm denying its existence" daamn

    • @heyheyheyheyheyhey76
      @heyheyheyheyheyhey76 6 років тому +9

      Fucking Night's King ain't gonna be able to cool that burn down.

  • @achiltsompanos447
    @achiltsompanos447 3 роки тому +45

    Spectacular acting. I like how it starts off cordially and casually and then the tension and comedy starts building up, until it derails entirely and inevitably goes south quickly.

    • @TabbyeLynne
      @TabbyeLynne Рік тому

      Which mirrors the scene where Janos dies!

  • @brandonslade2134
    @brandonslade2134 2 роки тому +37

    I like to think that the gold cloaks who "escorted"janos were chosen specifically over theor hatred for slynt killing the babies

  • @nafilameen7292
    @nafilameen7292 3 роки тому +208

    "Janos slynt was beheaded at castle black"
    Powerful friends at court: "who??"

  • @Efactor87
    @Efactor87 8 років тому +1461

    Oh my god, how did he get away with that? Janos had friends at court...

    • @joeywildman1100
      @joeywildman1100 6 років тому +97

      E Factor Powerful friends aswell

    • @Christrulesall2
      @Christrulesall2 6 років тому +37

      "Powerful friends oh yes... you'll see"! God he was epically Pathetic .

    • @launabanauna8958
      @launabanauna8958 5 років тому +14

      Joey Wildman Powerful imaginary friends.

    • @gcs7817
      @gcs7817 5 років тому +8

      Tyrion didn’t really address the massive corruption in great detail occurring under Slynt watch. Bribery, extortion, graft you name it. All of the city watch guards were surrendering large portions of their pay to Slynt

    • @russianbear7832
      @russianbear7832 5 років тому +1

      Because Tyrion is powerful.

  • @joaootaviodambrosdezanet5105
    @joaootaviodambrosdezanet5105 3 роки тому +25

    "I have powerful friends in court!" is the equivalent to "My father will hear about this!"

    • @derekquigley5816
      @derekquigley5816 Рік тому

      Except somehow even more pathetic because it's a grown man saying it rather than a kid.

    • @abraham2172
      @abraham2172 Рік тому +1

      And except Malfoys father actually had huge influence in the ministry and on the school.

  • @amon5393
    @amon5393 Рік тому +50

    You can really tell Janos Slynt's character simply by how he responds to Tyrion's compliment at the beginning about the wine

  • @Rena-xn4sx
    @Rena-xn4sx 5 років тому +578

    We actually see how clever Tyrion is, instead of being told a hundred times by either himself or other characters. Show, don’t tell.

    • @kboid5919
      @kboid5919 3 роки тому +23

      yes, but Sansa Is the most clever person in Westeros.

    • @cardaroy3556
      @cardaroy3556 3 роки тому +7

      @@kboid5919 hahahahaaahaha

    • @diomedesosu425
      @diomedesosu425 3 роки тому +18

      @@kboid5919 - but she knew about grain and breastplates. That makes her a genius, dontcha know?

    • @empathyisonlyhuman7816
      @empathyisonlyhuman7816 2 роки тому

      Show, don't tell! Sounds like something that could get you arrested even in kings landing. No wonder you're admonishing them not to tell!

    • @joperhop
      @joperhop 2 роки тому +1

      @@kboid5919 but she was abused, that makes you smart.

  • @r2153
    @r2153 8 років тому +876

    Tyrion was a pimp in this scene. His pimp hand was strong. "I'm denying it's existence". LOL.

    • @Armitage112a
      @Armitage112a 7 років тому +30

      Pimp Hand of the King.

    • @VainBuddhist
      @VainBuddhist 6 років тому +3

      Ray B imp hand strong

    • @snakepliskin23
      @snakepliskin23 5 років тому

      My favorite Tyrion boss moment was when he punks those kids at castle black who tried to jump Jon then Tyrion walked in and was hilarious

    • @pnut3844able
      @pnut3844able 5 років тому

      Too bad he lost is until he was just another dumb midget in the season v

  • @LH74
    @LH74 2 роки тому +70

    Best quote in Season One: “I’m not questioning your honor; I’m denying its existence!”
    Best quote in Season 8: “muh queen”

  • @Prairiedoggo
    @Prairiedoggo 2 роки тому +17

    *Wine spilled*
    “Damnit boy” and “it’s only wine” shows the difference between good and bad players so much

  • @chrisrye5
    @chrisrye5 8 років тому +1337

    Janos should live a long and happy life at the Wall

    • @xxlCortez
      @xxlCortez 8 років тому +65

      Krisb BeatS Well... should have...

    • @PerfectPitcher13
      @PerfectPitcher13 8 років тому +136

      +xxlCortez He shouldn't have lost his head when speaking to the lord commander... though that's what he gets for sticking his neck out... :P

    • @VainBuddhist
      @VainBuddhist 8 років тому +15

      +Krisb BeatS Or...not lol

    • @kaljathpanthermage3711
      @kaljathpanthermage3711 8 років тому +8

      +Krisb BeatS only to be decapitated. yeah his life was long and happy all right.

    • @obimaul1
      @obimaul1 8 років тому +4

      +Jaegar Ultima game of thrones for you. usually revenge is dealt is strange ways

  • @finze1
    @finze1 3 роки тому +481

    "I hope you enjoy the wall. I found it surprisingly beautiful, in a brutal, horribly uncomfortable sort-of way." Hahahaha

    • @loriannwhite8384
      @loriannwhite8384 3 роки тому +4

      Tyrion forgot... & Brutally COLD!

    • @annoyed707
      @annoyed707 3 роки тому +3

      He described the walk to the wall, not the wall itself, though it could apply to that as well.

    • @blutwurst4360
      @blutwurst4360 2 роки тому +2

      @@annoyed707 why would he describe a walk. everyone knows what a walk is like. you are wrong, he is describing the wall.

    • @malsomakawlni3228
      @malsomakawlni3228 2 роки тому +1

      Someone's future is not so bright😂😂😂

    • @AlyxAesthetics
      @AlyxAesthetics 2 роки тому

      @@blutwurst4360 cuz its a long walk which contain hill tribes and maybe wildlings and stuff

  • @makeminemovies
    @makeminemovies 2 роки тому +16

    “Without question? No. I’d ask how much.”
    Still can’t believe this kind of writing was in the same show as the later seasons.

  • @ricardocosta5628
    @ricardocosta5628 8 років тому +3325

    Slynt - "Are you drunk?!? Will not have my honor questioned by an imp!"
    Tyrion - *(⌐■_■)* "I'm not questioning your honor, lord Janos. I'm denying its existence." _P + IMP = PIMP_

    • @TheMaTaSS
      @TheMaTaSS 8 років тому +180

      You cant spell pimp without the imp!

    • @ajbahus
      @ajbahus 8 років тому +75

      I love the smile on his face before he delivers his line like, "you just walked right into that one, buddy..."

    • @mobydick3769
      @mobydick3769 7 років тому +42

      #thuglife

    • @sunandrain98
      @sunandrain98 7 років тому +1

      Taqiyya is dark and full of taharrush 😄😄😄

    • @meekmeads
      @meekmeads 6 років тому

      #P+IMPequalPIMPSLAP

  • @XiyuYang
    @XiyuYang 5 років тому +371

    “I’m not questioning your honor, I’m denying its existence.”
    Damn, that roast could have melted the Wall...

  • @Duskets
    @Duskets 5 місяців тому +4

    Top three fictional characters:
    1. Bigfoot
    2. The Tooth Fairy
    3. Janos Slynt’s friends at court

  • @misterantonio9672
    @misterantonio9672 2 роки тому +9

    “Without question? No. I’d ask how much.”
    Bronn was such a savage of a character.

  • @GodotOfficial
    @GodotOfficial 6 років тому +6377

    Season 8 spoilers: Tyrion gets stabbed by one of Jano’s powerful friends. The last words he hears before he dies...
    *Janos Slynt sends his regards*

    • @apachedr34
      @apachedr34 6 років тому +140

      Godot I've heard the directors keep changing the story from the books, so I'll say maybe, maybe not, you're purpose for your comment hasn't worked well 😎

    • @GhastlyWarcon
      @GhastlyWarcon 6 років тому +163

      One More
      Did you have a stroke or something?

    • @apachedr34
      @apachedr34 6 років тому +11

      Ghastly. no, how about you?

    • @stephengrigg5988
      @stephengrigg5988 6 років тому +99

      I think he was sarcastically pointing out that your initial comment could be perceived as the unintelligible ramblings of a stroke victim. Although, sarcasm is hard to pick up through text, so who knows.

    • @Joekool88
      @Joekool88 5 років тому +12

      now that would be a huge twist

  • @PeterPranker1
    @PeterPranker1 4 роки тому +511

    Me watching the final season of Game of Thrones:
    "Nasty business, had to be done."

  • @thomasroutt380
    @thomasroutt380 3 роки тому +8

    “I’m not questioning your honor… I’m denying it’s existence” is a quote that I a lot

  • @Rixoli
    @Rixoli Рік тому +66

    What I like about the synergy between Bronn and Tyrion is at the root of it they are the same.
    They realize what they are, what they are capable of and their limits.
    Tyrion knows he can play the game but he needs muscle to back his word, thus Bronn. Without him most would just see Tyrion as 'The Imp', a man that can be rolled over and mocked and pushed off to the side. It seems to reason at least a few figures throughout the series however have heard that Bronn has bested knights before. He's not a man to be fucked with. He gives stilts to the half man when he is hand of the king.
    Bronn knows he's a fucking nobody without Tyrion's money but he also knows he has limits in his pull in the game. He doesn't go to bat for Tyrion when he goes to trial. Tyrion doesn't really even mind. If anything he respects that he's found his way into higher society and kind've wishes him well even if it means his doom. He went along with all his wild schemes and bullshit because for all his claims and half-cocked ideas, Tyrion was the biggest man in the room mentally in many cases. He saw the long horse in the race and wasn't afraid to the be the jockey.

  • @gerardjagroo
    @gerardjagroo 7 років тому +749

    Hesitantly, Lord Janos drew out the ornament and handed it to Tyrion.
    “We have goldsmiths in Lannisport who do better work,” he opined.
    “The red enamel blood is a shade much, if you don’t mind my saying.
    Tell me, my lord, did you drive the spear into the man’s back yourself, or did you only give the command?”
    “I gave the command, and I’d give it again. Lord Stark was a traitor.”
    The bald spot in the middle of Slynt’s head was beet-red, and his cloth-of-gold cape had slithered off his shoulders onto the floor.
    “The man tried to buy me.”
    “Little dreaming that you had already been sold.”
    Slynt slammed down his wine cup.
    “Are you drunk? If you think I will sit here and have my honor questioned . . .”
    “What honor is that? I do admit, you made a better bargain than Ser Jacelyn.
    A lordship and a castle for a spear thrust in the back, and you didn’t even need to thrust the spear.”
    He tossed the golden ornament back to Janos Slynt. It bounced off his chest and clattered to the floor as the man rose.
    “I mislike the tone of your voice, my lo-Imp. I am the Lord of Harrenhal and a member of the king’s council, who are you to chastise me like this?”
    Tyrion cocked his head sideways.
    “I think you know quite well who I am. How many sons do you have?”
    “What are my sons to you, dwarf?”
    “Dwarf?” His anger flashed. “You should have stopped at Imp.
    I am Tyrion of House Lannister, and someday, if you have the sense the gods gave a sea slug, you will drop to your knees in thanks that it was me you had to deal with, and not my lord father. Now, how many sons do you have?”
    Tyrion could see the sudden fear in Janos Slynt’s eyes.
    “Th-three, m’lord. And a daughter. Please, m’lord-”
    “You need not beg.”
    He slid off his chair.
    “You have my word, no harm will come to them. The younger boys will be fostered out as squires.
    If they serve well and loyally, they may be knights in time.
    Let it never be said that House Lannister does not reward those who serve it.
    Your eldest son will inherit the title Lord Slynt, and this appalling sigil of yours.”
    He kicked at the little golden spear and sent it skittering across the floor.
    “Lands will be found for him, and he can build a seat for himself. It will not be Harrenhal, but it will be sufficient. It will be up to him to make a marriage for the girl.”
    Janos Slynt’s face had gone from red to white.
    “Wh-what . . . what do you . . . ?” His jowls were quivering like mounds of suet.
    “What do I mean to do with you?”
    Tyrion let the oaf tremble for a moment before he answered.
    “The carrack Summer’s Dream sails on the morning tide.
    Her master tells me she will call at Gulltown, the Three Sisters, the isle of Skagos, and Eastwatch-by-the-Sea.
    When you see Lord Commander Mormont, give him my fond regards, and tell him that I have not forgotten the needs of the Night’s Watch. I wish you long life and good service, my lord.”

    • @dandrs3049
      @dandrs3049 4 роки тому +26

      isnt it shit better gold?

    • @DavidLopez-yt2yp
      @DavidLopez-yt2yp 4 роки тому +22

      Well done sir for writing it down

    • @O.G.H.
      @O.G.H. 4 роки тому +34

      @@DavidLopez-yt2yp It's even easier when you just copy paste it.

    • @garygsp3
      @garygsp3 4 роки тому +38

      Damn it all you did was increase the desire to reread the books. Which i didn't want to do until just before Winds of Winter came out. Which will likely be bloody never

    • @drdeadbeat1604
      @drdeadbeat1604 4 роки тому +3

      This is the longest comment I've ever read and liked

  • @RektRL
    @RektRL 5 років тому +995

    “What a fool - he had no idea you were already bought!”
    “I’m not questioning your honour; I’m denying its existence”
    “Without question? No, I’d ask how much”
    Jesus Christ every line from season 1-4 is instantly quotable. Anyone else considering *just* looking at the first four seasons during rewatches? I think S4 E10 had such a perfect ending with no cliffhangers and enough ambiguity that we could have left everything to the imagination and the show would still have been perfect.

    • @luckduvell
      @luckduvell 4 роки тому +44

      Because it was all taken straight from the books

    • @darth856
      @darth856 4 роки тому +7

      Season 5 is from the books too, even if it took liberties with the Dorne plot

    • @fantasymangacomicvisionary5688
      @fantasymangacomicvisionary5688 4 роки тому +20

      I always tell people that GoT up to season 4 was the Greatest Show Ever base on GRRM blueprints and great writing. Then within the next 4 season you had maybe 4 to 5 episodes that was some of the Greatest Episodes of any show base on it Movie Level CGI, but without Lazy Fat GRRM blueprint to follow and make better in spots the 2 Heads of The Dragon Dick in Dan & Dave couldn't write their own story or good dialogue to save their pitiful lives.

    • @BeggarsNight
      @BeggarsNight 4 роки тому +14

      @@darth856 Season 5 is nowhere near close to the books. Not like this was. By season 5 plot threads have diverged from the books so much that it may as well be a totally different story.

    • @manpq670
      @manpq670 3 роки тому +2

      @@darth856 It is very different...

  • @tarlochansingh620
    @tarlochansingh620 2 роки тому +14

    This scene is so perfect because it's exactly from the books.

  • @ShadnicThe
    @ShadnicThe Рік тому +3

    The best battles are oft the ones fought off the battlefield. Fought with words and wit, rather than swords and shields.

  • @ADAM1991ah
    @ADAM1991ah 5 років тому +200

    "Lets write the dialogues as close to the original source material as possible" = This
    "Lets write the dialogues ourselves, how hard can it be?" = "She is our queen"

    • @laujack24
      @laujack24 5 років тому +13

      yohr mai qween

    • @shaneryan9076
      @shaneryan9076 5 років тому +13

      "i don't want it"

    • @israfielvalhorn6460
      @israfielvalhorn6460 3 роки тому +6

      I mean... This is absolutely not close to the book at all. Not faithful in the least. A few lines were kept but most were changed.

    • @rishi7629
      @rishi7629 3 роки тому +5

      @@israfielvalhorn6460 The best were picked & kept, some slightly modified to give even more edge.

    • @thegnomeriseofthepopcornra7315
      @thegnomeriseofthepopcornra7315 3 роки тому +2

      Light Avalon they were adapted, and they fit really well.

  • @thestinger5846
    @thestinger5846 5 років тому +259

    "Without question? No, I'd ask 'how much?'"
    Well I guess that proved true.

    • @sebcruz9197
      @sebcruz9197 3 роки тому +28

      Bronn stares at him for a moment and that looks says it all. Thinking about what kind of man he is. Wondering at the kind of man who’d order such a thing. Then accepting the truth.

    • @MrKingYuji
      @MrKingYuji 3 роки тому +9

      @@sebcruz9197 I like that Bronn felt bad about it but ultimately admitted that he most likely would

    • @oscarbautista4156
      @oscarbautista4156 3 роки тому +4

      Everything is a transaction to Bronn... He always delivers... if you can pay the price.

  • @samwortham2385
    @samwortham2385 Рік тому +11

    I'm not questioning D&D's writing ability, I'm denying its existence.

  • @operayl
    @operayl 9 місяців тому +1

    "If you have any last words, my lord, now is the time."

  • @theot.2869
    @theot.2869 8 років тому +390

    "I'm not questioning you honor, Lord Janos im denying it's existence" lmao

  • @scottiegirl2041
    @scottiegirl2041 8 років тому +641

    Wise move Tyrion.

    • @A4Gaming
      @A4Gaming 7 років тому +22

      In the books he regrets not killing him because he sent him to stay with Jon

    • @scottiegirl2041
      @scottiegirl2041 7 років тому +10

      ***** Really? Jon took care of Slynt anyway.

    • @TheSilvernuke
      @TheSilvernuke 7 років тому +23

      I actually was reading the books recently, and I think I like how Martin wrote this scene better than the TV writers did, but you can't just introduce new characters like he did in a TV show. Basically they dumbed it down for the TV audience but what can you do.
      In the book there was actually a purpose for the dinner, he basically got all the people that Janos had recommended (bad men) and dismissed them to the wall too. The TV show scene seems a bit rushed to me and now that I rewatched it I see that actually.
      Plus when I read the book I felt bad for Janos. In the show he is just shown as a jerk, but in the book it mentions how he has a family, and points out just how stupid he really is. So it's less that he is a jerk, more of an idiot that bit off more than he could chew.

    • @A4Gaming
      @A4Gaming 7 років тому +29

      Yeah, in the books Slynt doesn't kill the baby, some other guard does, Tyrion has the guard killed, thrown into the sea I think

    • @davidkyo1985
      @davidkyo1985 7 років тому +12

      I don't think it's dumbed down, I think it's more streamlined. Inserting a one-scene-wonder character in a TV show would cost much more than in a book. Anyway, these parts in the show illustrated the measures Tyrion took in order to keep his "bosom free of arses" (lifted from Blackadder) fairly well in my opinion, I don't think there was much need to elaborate on them further.

  • @MrKylej7110
    @MrKylej7110 3 роки тому +15

    This is easily one of my all time favorite scenes in this show’s history

  • @ThatGuyYouveKnown
    @ThatGuyYouveKnown 2 роки тому +7

    “You will take it from me unless youd like to take it from my friend here”
    Man the way he turns around is fucking pure comedic gold man this shit never stops me from cracking up 😂

  • @anemicroyalty8764
    @anemicroyalty8764 4 роки тому +130

    That “No, we shan’t” never gets old 😂,

  • @MrJustonemorevoice
    @MrJustonemorevoice 4 роки тому +107

    2:52
    Janos Slynt : "These men are in MY command!"
    Bronn : "Do you feel in command?"

    • @thomass.4007
      @thomass.4007 2 роки тому +17

      Slynt: „I have friends in court!“
      Bronn: „And that gives you power over me?“

    • @thee_morpheus
      @thee_morpheus 2 роки тому +10

      @@thomass.4007 'The guards betray you, because they belong to me'

    • @ar89m
      @ar89m 2 роки тому +3

      @@thee_morpheus Slynt: what is this?

    • @bait5257
      @bait5257 Рік тому +1

      @@thomass.4007 Bruh

  • @chriswelcome8102
    @chriswelcome8102 Рік тому +5

    "A man got to have a code"
    Too right Omar and boy does Bronn have one

  • @Barry_Tsedaka
    @Barry_Tsedaka 2 роки тому +10

    One of my favorite scenes. The characters have made this series just perfect in its first 5-6 seasons.

  • @scott4398
    @scott4398 7 років тому +149

    I found it surprisingly beautiful... in a brutal, horribly uncomfortable sort of way.