When Tanks Don't Die.
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- Опубліковано 10 бер 2018
- A situation many Churchill's find themselves in.
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"You won't see your wife for years, sir!"
*"..."*
*"EXCUSE ME! YES, HELLO! WE'D LIKE TO SURRENDER IF IT'S OKAY!"*
That had me kracking ribs too XD
Lol
That made me laugh to 😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂
Surrender? Are you a French ?
His Wife must be ugly af
"What about the radio sir?"
"Yes we can throw it at them, it HAS to weigh 10 pounds!"
0:15 I can't figure out for the life of me what he is saying.
@@tomatoheadfd "Well in that case, you wouldn't mind telling me which way to steer"
@@_untitled_7633 ah thanks.
Tomatohead FD you must have some shit ears
About two pounds lighter than our tea brewer.
the poor Scottish boi.
"we're all English here"
"how dare you"
XD
"Well? Like at Dunkir-" *Bang*
That was a good burn.
@Denim Peacock can we stop the briish meme, it’s hardly funny
@@undernerd5824 u sound a bit bri ish
@PiePwner same
It looks like a bloody lunchbox. You can’t miss it gunner
Meanwhile
It looks like it’s from the last last war. You can’t miss it gunner
yaay! that was lit!
Well, they didn't miss.
Actually - though FAR from being a fan - it sounds better in the German language
"ich glaube es ist vom letzten krieg
du kannst es nicht verfehlen"
And the tone in which it is said LOL
Just priceless....
The line actually made me spontaniously overcome my strong aversion to the German language I have had since public school's horrible lessons in same.
@Unspeakable 2 FLIP interesting name
Tbh the Churchill VII does look like it but the Churchill I is litteraly just a Mark IV:
-Two cannons
-Fully exposed tracks
-Slow af
-British
With kv2 this is not a issue. Big boom and there's no more tank.... or city block
Are you sure it is just one city block?
The Iron Armenian aka G.I. Haigs: nanannanana, the maus does a way better job
It doesn't work on Churchill VII. Tried it.
Or city, come to think of it
And it is wery big problem playing against KV tanks
"Tiny would you take a look at that""you know you are not supposed to take your ships on land right"
I cried laughing at that part.
What do you mean? A ship has more firepower than a tiger! why would we not bring it on land!?
“Now; Steady on there, Buster!
I died
"Should we go again?"
"Thats exactly what she said"
Im dying.
"This is uncanny"
So what you're saying that there as a disappointing bang that left a little impression followed by a smoke and you're quite sure that you werent on my honeymoon?
I lost it
It's the Americans! Play dead and for god's sake don't mention *Oil*
DID SOMEBODY SAY OIL >:( THAT SHIT MINE
YEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW
LET’S HELP THE SH*T OUT OF THESE F*CKING PEOPLE
DID SOMEBODY SAY OIL?!
@@thecrazypumpkinbomb3663 Oil? OIL?
KNOCK KNOCK, IT'S THE UNITED STATES
Time to bring some freedom to this fine looking oil...er... country. Murica, F*ck yeah!
Hetzer: "Well we've blown your tracks off, so you won't be able to run away again!"
Churchill: "I'm sure I don't know what you mean."
Hetzer: "Well? Like at Dunkirk?"
DUN-BLAM
James Lovejoy
Me: loads my service revolver
Me out load: DUNKIRK NEVER HAPPENED
Oh no what about the French? They did not evacuate oh nooooooo
*Nervous baguette noises*
@@airraid9614 *mag dump sten gun* what did say I can’t hear you
Germans: *accidentally say "Oil"*
Also Germans: *Why do I hear boss music?*
No one want to capture a land ship 😅
the churchill wasn't worth the Ammo
They confused it for a small building.
THE SOWJETUNION
Uh oh for Germany
5:40
Churchill prem: well its something now they can't move
Hetzer: jokes on you we ran out of fuel 2 hours ago hahahahahaaaaaaa
Poor hetzer 1 like= 1 fuel for hetzer
or the Jagdpanzer 38t
115 likes...
*group 935 wants to know your location*
The churchill ran out of fuel, not the hetzer
.
Hetzer I did this because you died in the ending
"Jokes on you! We ran out of fuel 2 hours ago!"
hahahahah *Slowly starts sobbing*
Omg 😂
( *LAUGHING FOLLOWED BY DEPRESSION* )
who's the german voice?
slowly just faintly goes from laughter to crying
The bit where the US starts roasting the Churchill got me howling XD
The guy voicing that really nailed that laugh didn't he! It's perfect.
Nounismisation Yeah That's PhlyDaily man. Go check his channel out too. Awesome content! :)
That's Phly voicing the M8?! Wow that sounds nothing like his normal voice.
His laugh gave it away
Am doing that immediately. Hoo hoo hoo, haa haa, Jeezuz!
8:50 the Churchill crew should have told the greyhound “well at least our tanks can climb hills”
DUDE TOO HARSH!
@Robert Farris the Churchill could climb very steep inclines.
@Robert Farris the Churchill saw a second service live during the Korean War because they could climb steep hills that other tanks could not, due to their long profile.
That works better against a Ferdinand
Legend says that Tiger II is still searching for New York
Well, tell them to surrender and to let them travel to NY!
Did they find it yet?
"I politely suggest you play dead...just don't move and for God's sake don't mention oil!" XD that has to be the best tactic I've ever heard so that you don't get invaded or attacked by us.
Did I hear oil?
Legendary Gamer
Well fook' , looks like it's like that rush B in the American way all over again. XD
Brownie42 Liechtenstein
Brownie42 can that stupid oil meme go away it’s stupid
Sgtlott 10 trust me that’s not a meme, It’s a Stereotype
"Joke's on you, we ran out of fuel two hours ago! Hahaha... haha." Perfect description of the war lol
*Jokes
“I thought we were reversing but that was the wind blowing against the _front_ armor” - squire 1944
"Well I hope she wishes for the final victory because it's not happening any other way"
Absolute Freaking Gold
CDHR67 - Also the birthday thing is historically accurate.
Destruction 100
@@Ajehy
Yep, it was the allies birthday gift to her.
What she said was invented by squire in 1944
As were credit cards.
insekt Insekt? Deutsches Wort?
"And you say there was a Disappointing Bang, that left little impression, followed by a smoke, ARE YOU SURE YOU WEREN'T ON OUR HONEYMOON"
I actually didn’t get that bit.
Gunner: "No sir, no, should we go again?"
Commander: "That's exactly what she said!'
Douglas Roempke
He's describing his characters sex-life xD
9:16 "An assist, F****** *****" I laughed so hard. Gotta love when you bring someone down to 2 crew members in a hard fight and someone runs up and finishes it and gets the credit
"I'm sorry about this, eh"
Yeeeeeeup. That's canada
Lol, I thought he said "A" not "eh" as to refer to his A squadron cuz the Firefly is part of A Sqn as denoted by the triangle emblem.
For those who do not know, A is ▲, B is ■, C is O, D is lazy D which is D on its back and HQ is ♦
TigerramenAnimates Canadian here, can confirm. We actually write sorry on all our bullets and shells
@@panther7584 I believe the white triangle is a just a Royal Canadian Armoured Corps marking, whereas red, yellow and blue versions of ▲, ■ and O would be used to identify which squadron the tank belonged to... regardless, the marking should be on the turret of the tank instead of the chassis
@@klingewolf6220 ▲ is A, ■ is B, O is C and ♦ is, I don't remember exactly but probably HQ. I however do not know of the colour version so that's a plus :) I do not know if other Allies used the shapes as identifications on tanks.
William Falls Well, as far as I know, the white triangle is strictly Canadian, though Canada, as a commonwealth country, used a lot of the same markings British tanks used.
Gotta say that's some stellar voice acting right there, do they happen to do weddings?
Go and subscribe to Mike ^
MikeGoesBoom Yes yes I have subscribed
Has anyone noticed how Mike bobs his heads to music in his stream
I mean, it's a damn good playlist
MikeGoesBoom amazing voice acting btw!
The American was the best stereotype ever.
and don't mention oil
Lol.
Did someone say oil?
@@randylay9078 UHHH NO!
we....we...said coil!!
We need the coils for the secret project
Hmm... something ain’t right here I smell oil boy 🤔
“You can’t miss it”
Stormtrooper: hold my beer
"Jokes on you. We ran out of fuel 2 hours ago! *laughter that slowly turns into crying"
I herd it
I herd it
We will be lucky to even get 1 more warning about TankFest before it comes along
Allied joke from WWII:
When there are silver planes in the sky, it means the US Air Force there,
When there are green planes in the sky, it means the RAF is there,
And when there are no planes in the air, it means the Luftwaffe has arrived.
Who would had known???? US had a division force that only shoots with Air guns
If that was actually a joke during WWII then I now know a joke nobody actually laughed to from that period.
Well the Luftwaffe was a mighty force. Allied planes couldn't penetrate German airspace so they bombed at night. The allies decided terror bombing was the way to go throughout the rest of the war. Hitler tolerated the bombing of civilians for three months before retaliating.
@@theodorechill " a mighty force" *round the clock american fighter sweeps have entered the chat*
The actual joke was a joke amongst the German army and navy that if you see a white plane it's British, a black plane it's American and no plane at all it's German
"And if Göring offers us help from luftwaffe again, just ignore him!"
One of the best lines.
"Wait wait wait stop this isn't working"
"What do you mean we're winning"
"Hell naw the only thing that you did is just scratch off some paint"
"Well you did nothing to use we don't even paint ours"
*"JUST BECAUSE YOU CANT AFFORD IT"*
"Premium ammunition", the very idea! :D
PointyHairedJedi reminds me of World of Tanks
That is the reference to
PointyHairedJedi Squire threw some shade at WOT XD.
Imagine if WoT didn't have premium ammo right now, and tried to introduce the old for-gold-only. The outcry would be on Star Wars Battlefront 2 levels. Really mind boggling, the current state, if you think about it.
delete this comment right now before Gaijin sees it
This...might actually be one of your best ones yet.
Bonus point for the Black Widow btw.
Subscribe to this genius ^
Squire jolly good
I'm subscribing
_help_
So true. I can watch this all day
It's getting better and better.
“Now, which way is New York?”
What are you gonna do? *Swim across an entire ocean in a faking Tiger II?*
Ja. Hast du ein Problem damit?
@@maxedout1046 There’s none.
*Planes smash into each other*
"Ah, smashing."
"Booooooooooooooo"
I've seen this video I don't know how many times over the past 2 years, and this was the first time I actually caught that joke.
Meirstein I dont get it ;-;
@@_aragornyesyes_7171 rammers
Can you please explain it? D:
@@graustreifbrombeerkralle1078 ramming is rampant in war thunder, primarily employed as a valid tactic in air arcade where the norm is to shoot down a plane and banzai into, of course all of that within a Headon engagement
@@user-tu4un9zl5f
And players dislike that ("booooo")?
See you again when the war's over Squire.
Splendid video old boy jolly good show
Lol
FOR ZE DEUSTCHLAND!
Does anyone know the music that is playing from the other German tank at 9:08
Extreme Velocity panzerlied
The American mocking British tank was just hilarious
the hilarious part is that outdated british crocodiles were still better armoured and overall better tanks than Tommy cookers Shermans lol
kimskis M4 beat tank of the war. Change my mind.
@@kimskis the crocodile was a Churchill with a flame thrower nothing more
The gun was simular to the 75 Sherman and it traded its huge armor for speed
The Sherman is the overall better tank
@@kimskiscomplete garbage, Sherman was basically overall the best tank of the war
4:34 Colorized footage of the first Tiger taken out by a Canadian tanker.
“You know the rules Fritz, leave nothing behind” *leaves Churchill mk. VII behind*
benjamin Maclaine Pont lol, friendly tank
Directly translated, he says: “You know the rules Fritz, scorched earth tactics!”
The amount of truth this video contains cannot be physically contained
Agreed. I was facing a Panzer 38 in a Crusader III, he'd run out of AP and i couldn't crack his forward armour, so we just slugged the shit out of each other till the game ended.
YOU LIMEYS WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
Tank commander: You wont see your wife for years sir
Squire: thinks about his horrible wife *
Squire: EXCUSE ME! yes hello we like to surrender if its ok LOL
his wife's just gonna surrender too lol
One requirement for British forces during world war 2 you wife has to look ghastly
@@unseenreaper2251 and you yourself be possibly homosexual
Squire!is the commander.
HAHAHAHAH
2:52
Squire:We're all English after all
Scottish guy: How dare you
“Don’t mention oil” ahah
I shit you not I had this exact fight with a Churchill with my Hetzer for like 7 minutes. He keep on shooting out my transmission and I keep on knocking out his tracks.
The Romanian Tanker Don’t worry this happened with me and a Panzer/bfw, then his teammate T-34 killed me
happens a lot more than you would think
LOL!
Wait , a panzer's a soviet. How did a T-34 USSR tank kill you?
Bravo Mike War Thunder, that's how.
2 videos per year? Damn,U gotta slow down I can't keep up watching
still better than 4 30seconds videos a day :)
That's Kapitan Bomba not me xdddd I upload one 30sec video per week xD
Quality over quantity.......and it's on my off-day! ;-)
Still a better War Thunder video upload rate than The Mighty Jingles.
When the americans started roasting the british tank lmaoooooooo...
That DUNKIRK joke
That is something the British want to forget
*you won`t see your wife for years* EXCUSE ME!! WE`D LIKE TO SURRENDER!!
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I laughed too hard
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Xtremeswag YT same
Squire can’t go a single video without bashing us Americans. I love it.
I'm American, and I love it too.
Ethan Well you know how the Brits are toward us ‘Mericans.
Isn't that every British person that likes to bash on us Americans. I mean especially Clarkson and squiere.
Its a very British thing to mock your friends/allies. Think of it as a way of affection since we aren't over the top like you yanks!! =D
Skyzonix Welp... looks like the Brits are coming... again. -.-
“Well shall we go again sir?”
“That’s exactly what she said!”
This is literally just me in a KV-1 L-11 everytime I meet an enemy KV-1 L-11
Or a Churchill meets a Churchill
7:25
"You want to be blown to kingdom come!"
Nice *deliverance*
USS Monitor vs CSS Virginia, the animation, 1944 reenactment
I feel like nowhere near enough people get this
I know
Everyone needs to upvote this
Alif Kazeryu css Virginia wins but neither destroyed each other
*obnoxious and explosive clanging ensues*
“Looks like a bloody lunch box!”
You have no idea how hard I laughed
"And we are all english after all!"
"How dare you."
Not half bad... For a britt
There were not enough RBT-5s in this video. I'm disappointed
yeah if it were made by an Irishman he would have had a famine in the first half and car bombs in the second half
Aaron P. Moore They won the six nations didn't they.
Aaron P. Moore And if a Welshman made this Video it would include a welsh accent
because we matter too🐑
Magnificent Speed Brit
"we didn't penetrate their armour!"
Luke Skywalker RICOCHET!
rebelspartan37
"that one bounced!"
That one didn’t go through
We didn't even scratch them
You just took of some paint of ours.
Whoever did the voice acting for the American is amazing. It sounded like he was legit about to die laughing
0:55
"looks like a bloody lunch box"
Okay that got me 👌 😂
this one was the best
Slick Plays That's what happens when you don't have any black screens in your video.
Hell yeah Slick! You should go and make an appearance on Squire's videos it would be great!
Hey I'm a big fan fun time on men of war 2 ???
RRReeehhhhh, a world of tanks reference with the pay to win premium ammo, love it squire
Tom Holmez yes
Asif Talpur not true but it is funny
Asif Talpur then you should know that "premium" ammo isn't bought for gold anymore
man people keep taking my jokes XD, anyways that reference though XD
I thought premuim ammo just give you more XP, not kill the enemy quicker?
I freaking love it. “Don’t mention oil” 😂😂
That american laugh gets me everytime XD
Killed the entire crew and disabled everything on a German tank, it then proceeds to one shot me.
Its called German Technical Superiority
Didn’t you know German tanks were automated?
@@user-me4ie4hc6m "no, i'm not defending german technical superiority, i'm stating the fucking obvious"
This is why I chose Germany.
@@nyl0n733 I'm not as lucky. I could kill the gunner, destroy the transmission, fire 15 AP rounds into the front hull of a T-34, killing almost everyone in it. And it still fires one AP shell and knocks out all 5 crew members.
It's one of the reasons I stopped playing War Thunder, the fact that no matter what I did, a Sherman or T-34 would laser my crew with a single shot.
What is this another Squire video ? :OO
No u
no u
no u
n0 u
I like tanks
This has definitely been a fun channel to find, even if I don't play these games. It does remind me of a number of other games I've played, at least. Mostly though, the humor is just top notch.
Thank you for your videos, everyone involved really. Yall made me smile and laugh on a very hard day. Which just made it go a little bit easier.
“Are you sure you weren’t at my honeymoon”
“shall we go again sir..”
“that’s what she said, this is uncanny”
7:22 "Oh god, why!?"
Fell out of my chair on that one.
“We dont even paint our tanks anymore”
“Only because you cant afford to”
I started choking and wheezing on this scene 😂
This is legit quality humor at it’s finest!
Well done!!!
1:22 national geographic at its best
The American voice acting is very funny. (so is the rest of the video as usual)
When the first shots were fired I was expecting a few other shots to complete the Big Ben melody. The first few set it up.
this was amazing! I just found youre channel and I love this kind of content :3. PLease keep the good work up
Did you receive my carrier pigeon, 'King Squawk III'? He was carrying a rolled-up letter, on it was a hand with thumb proudly erect in the vertical position.
But which way was it pointing? 🤔
"Give her some gas, Tiny."
Squire, my good man. With that nod to Company of Heroes, you earned a subscriber!
Wow, how rude! The Churchill (I think) fires twice in a row! Everyone knows you must wait for the enemy to return fire.
8:12 When you bring your British heavy tank to a battle in war thunder
2:35 when Squire disses World of Tanks
iDrakeZz ِ it would've worked if it was still 2012
UnnecessaryAmmoRack
What's this? A person who doesn't want every WG player to be burned to death? It's a miracle!
Reid Menzies it's because I am both a Wargaming player and a War Thunder player
Gold or silver ammunition, I don’t think it makes much difference, although I do use a Sherman.
Etan B It doesn't actually make much of a difference
"Give her some gas, Tiny."
Don't think I missed that Company of Heroes reference!
same here!
Love the dialogue!!! Always enjoy your videos 😉👌
I do enjoy your clips. Thanks for the laugh. Brings a bit of joy to this old JarHead.
This was fucking great lol!!
Matsimus hi matsimus
You my fellow Canuck are fucking great yourself!!!!! Love your channel also!
Matsimus I FUCKING LOVE YOU MAN.
Oh hey
HOLY SHIT MATSIMUS IT'S U!
2:54 greatest how dare you of all time
This Video just made me Transfer from WoT to War Thunder :P
nice
Welcome to the Church of War Thunder, hopefully you enjoy your stay.
I dont have an Xbox Gamepass so i cant play War Thudner and i have to stick with WoT :(
@@shinkreytpuylap You can play it on PC
I love how you throw in easter eggs for us who know history and its like a big inside joke
I SEE THAT STUKA PROFILE PIC
Yutuve
Youtuve
HEEE’SSS BAAAAAACKKKK!
I guess the tea finally boiled!
Fashionably late. Probably boiled that tea of his on the engine of the old Mark IV
Viggo Rasmusson or his sopwith camel
Viggo Rasmusson I doubt that British tanks only came equipped with tea brewing facilities in the fifties
dion woollaston my point entirely. The tea-brewing was, understandably, very important to the British even during WW1. And so the engine of the mark IV was mounted in the crew compartment so that tea could be boiled even during combat.
That Luftwaffe reference was amazing
This will remain a classic for years to come.
That poke at WoT though...
Is noone going to mention the Canadian tank crew that laid down their lives and slew a tiger?
#proudtobecanadian
But they didn't do what they were supposed to do anyway, kill the Hetzer! #Noobs
The Painkiller no
There Canadian so like no one cares
They're. Spelling properly creates a bit of order among the chaos.
That moment would be so different in world of tanks
I liked that intro so much I liked, subscribed, and turned on the bell within 2 seconds of watching the video.
Phly, Mike, and Squire please do another video that was amazing!!
WarDaddy nonce what tank was phly in
Wait Phly was in the video? in what tank?
demonmercer well that what Squire said.
Check when the Americans arriveed. Sounded like he was the guy yelling USA! USA!
I think he was that M8 Grayhound
4:33 One of our brave tank crews final polite words. We have a monument dedicated to them in front of our Parliament. Rest easy, eh?
Chris Zhang They will always be remembered
'Least they went out with a bang, eh? We'll include 'em on a memorial stone for remembrance day.
Enhanced Law: and then Trudeau will tear it down because WWII is "offensive".
Honestly though, Trudeau is a complete moron. The decisions he makes for our country are going to be the end of us, I tell ya'.
EnhancedLaw Bitch you guessed it, woo, you was right.
Squire's videos are like christmas, they dont happen much but they're always good
A fine fine show...great piece of work there, now this is pure entertainment...good job squire, I sub now, over n out!!!
That WOT gold ammo reference is hilarious
😂😂