When Tanks Die.
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- Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
- This is a situation many modern tanks find themselves in. Yes, this video something of a sequel to one of our old videos called "When tanks don't die". I like to think we did a pretty good job coming up with the title on this one. Anyway, thanks to Ekster for sponsoring this one, they're offering up to 15% off on their current sale. Follow our link for an additional discount: ekster.com?sca_ref=496215.N9ShfOUXra
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Some tanks won't die, some tanks don't die, and other tanks just can't help it. In this one we explore what happens when an easily moved object meets an unstoppable force.
Hope you enjoy this sequel to one of our older videos. If you've got any other ideas for new War Thunder videos please let us know... we've been doing this for bloody ages
you are first
All tanks die in the end
British tanks don't die, they just have superb surprise camouflage.
Br'ish
You make good videos
"We lost a tank. That's 50% of the British army."
Too true.
You don't need boots on the ground when you've got a handful of Challenger tanks in storage. Deterrent.
@@SquireComedy Yep, the Bundeswehr does also share this view. Just have a few nice tanks in storage and no one will attack you.
We have more than that. They just... don't work
America; Laughs in 5000 Abrams Tanks.
@@cnlbenmc *looks at russian tanks nervously*
"One shot from this gun, and it'll be an incredibly f*cked vehicle"
I died there.
3:44 He actually says: „Stukas? Dont have them anymore, won’t get anymore“
Finally, a sequel that didn't ruin the series
"When tanks die"
Ah, you're talking about my battle experience every time I get a booster.
The grenadiers March 👌
A new one YES
They die thats it thank you all for coming!
ive never seen anything more american than a bradley with a dixie horn
Imagine the size of the graves for these tanks
German: "Actually, this is an infantry fighting vehic-"
British: "one shot from this cannon, and it will be an incredibly *F U C K E D* vehicle."
Best squire quote.
I'll put it on my fridge, and aim to do as well next time!
БМП - Братская Могила Пехоты (infantry collective grave).
“Nigel”
“Yes?”
“We have a problem”
“Yes?”
“They died”
sorry dude can't like it, I don't want to ruin 69 likes
“No problem sir there only unconscious”
The Soviets: “Why they mad?”
@@_maorkatz_1887 I got bad news for you man :(
@@eisig1760 :(
The sequel we didn't ask for. *But the sequel we needed*
Gottverdamft
Well I asked for one actually
@@FQP-7024 who asked?
@@riccards me, i asked, the guy who you replyed to asked.
To be fair I’d prefer the prequel.
it's all fun and games till the heavy soviet tank arrive
Hallo, good to see you here. I loved your channel. Hope you can bring back Teslav car video.
Plot twist, the Soviet heavy tank gets knocked out by an IFV with an ATGM
Papa scorpo
Yes
yup
"Infantry fighting vehicle" No
"Incredibly f-cked vehicle" Much better
Well hello Orbiter... What a pleasant suprise to see you here
@@Nigel6146 pardon?
@@orbiter277 ah yes, you probably don't know me by my real name, Im from Discord
@@Nigel6146 well, hello
@@orbiter277 Tea, chaps?
See none of this would have happened with the _Penetrator._
IN-BLOODY-DEED
Lets all admit that squire is the most family friendly youtuber ever.
I'm usually alright, It's my American friend that's the problem.
YEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWW intensifies
He is also the most friendly and Gentlemanly enemy
Fritz should be grateful
@@fahimmuhtasim436 and that music
@@azguthgtf7812 His name was Hans you racist generalist!
“Part of Stalin’s sausage squad” 😂😂😂😂😂
It's the moustache. It makes me go all gooey.
well you know the Germans they will use any ones stuff
:)
Helo James
Meow
British: We are friendly with the germans now.
German: FIRE
British: nope nope he's East German!
Oh hi! Remember me?
@@justarandommalayboi8231 we don't remember you.
@@TigerWithAnChristmasHat1224 I’m in his discord server mate
Oh its you I didn't expect you watching this
I love the fact that even in cover the tanks never stop moving
Me too, like, what is idle?
Actually its a tactic that tanks cover their hull and let it rip with the turret
@@sherman790 I hate it when they get me with that, I'm never good at it
@@nikolajelovac1648 which one the tactic they employ or the game in war thunder where you get hit a lot?
@@sherman790 the tactic, moving back and forth, they always kill me with that
“A bmp has never been destroyed” *destroyed bmp on fire next to him*
Classic iron curtain double think.
"An Abrams has never been destroyed by an enemy force" lmfao same shit different PaCt
What if it wasn't a bmp but bmp-2?
@@Paltse still a bmp
@@ISU-KV- So you are of the school of thouhht that 1=2. That is university experimental maths.
"Tank Heaven", the endless battle of Kursk where tanks from all of history fight each other similarly to Valhala
Witness me! Now I kind of want to do a Mad Max style post apocalyptic video.
@@SquireComedy That would be stunning
@@SquireComedy Japanese tank: WITNESS ME
I heard Tracks repair themselves in tank heaven.
Showed up faster then my country showing up to an oilfield
*Dixie horn*
AMERICA 🇺🇸 HECK YEAH
YEEHAW!
*GET SOME*
SOMEONE SAY OIL
6:07 The "Nooo mein haus!" had me dying that was unexpected
Noooo :c
Is okay, the soviets have built him a nice apartment bloc
I want a full book and a hoi4 mod based on the alternate history created in the first minute of this episode.
If I had the time, I'd make it.
'Its british and boxy' -litteraly a description of every British tank
We invented the tank, and so anyone not sticking to the design brief is not making a tank.
*Churchill GC sobbing in the corner*: "Why do you have to be so mean?" lol
Hello there
You know me
Yeeeees
"I'm suprised you got me to be honest, considering how you struggled with London!"
That burn was so hot it started a fire in the Reichstag!
Wernher von Braun was once described a "a man who aimed for the stars, but often hit London instead."
Lmao
"Wait let me guess what's coming"
*Dixie horn plays*
"YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAW"
"Fire Goldie Fire"
whats the russian arrival song
I'm American, and I can confirm this represents us perfectly.
"Goldy, who the f*** came up with this piece of s***"
As a fan of Pentagon Wars, I busted a gut
Hahahaha! Good!
Title: "When tanks die"
Me: just a normal day in war thunder
Me: Plays any game above BR 4.7
@@SquireComedy Me: tries to main Germany and win with German teams.
@@thegregitto Germany has the best begining air force
@@joshuagraham5902 and the worst players. Mostly 12 year old children.
@@joshuagraham5902 a bit reminiscent of real life I guess.
"Yeah Goldie *irreplacable property dammage* High five"
At moment i died of laughter, T.he End
God, I love this #@$&! job.
@@SRDPS2 Its so frakking fun to do that
Back in the 90s this happened with me, the same American, a Frenchman, and a nobody Italian tank.
"Stukas? We dont have them anymore we dont get them anymore
xD that almost killed me xD
Jup Napalm whit his Bavarian accent saying: "ham mer net mehr krign mer net mehr" was great.
The dude playing the american tan....Infantry Fighting Vehicle always cracks me up.
This is just like a superhero movie where they destroy a bunch of the city and then finally get each other
The dialog's about as shallow.
@@SquireComedy lol but yeehaw we Americans coming to rescue all the time
PS we don’t all say yeehaw that’s just those damn blasted Texans
@@gmg9010 To the rest of the world you are all Texan to a greater or lesser extent. Some of you just hide it better.
@@FakeSchrodingersCat well you’d think they’d see that there’s more people groups in America
@@gmg9010 Why, the same can be said for every group that tends to get stereotyped together. The differences between internal factions within a specific grouping are only really important to the members of those interval factions.
Squire: *starts to upload more frequently*
Me: *confused happiness noises*
My pleasure, chap.
I R R E P L A C A B L E P R O P E R T Y D A M A G E ... dang I love this f***en job
I love the American voice performer it's very talented
“It’s not a tank! It’s an ARMOURED FIGHTING VEHICL!!!”
I'm not sure if they made it clear. But its an INFANTRY FIGHTING VEHICLE
“One shot from this cannon, and it’ll be an incredibly fucked vehicle” 2:40
*TO WALK ALONG THE LONELY STREET OF DREAMS!*
*HERE I GO AGAIN ON MY OWN*
When the Germans start speaking Russian
The sequel everyone has been waiting for
"I'm surprised they're not in 38Ts."
That got me laughing.
Haaha! That one slipped past many, I imagine.
5:46 I LOVE HOW HE KNEW!!!
5:44 You know it's going to be fun when you hear that horn!
Goddamit Goldie
“It’s OK comrade, we’ll build you a nice Soviet apartment block”
God I love this Frakking job
5:34 song is Moscow: 1953, from the death of Stalin
Thx
thanks
4:16 *says that as a burning BMP is right beside him*
Tunnel vision.
@@SquireComedy their rus- **cough** cough** Germans! of course they have tunnel vision!
"This War what is it good for?"
"Absolutely nothing, frankly.."
XD
that cracked me up when he said it after talking about vitnam
@@Spymaster001 It slipped by most people, I think. :)
@@SquireComedy heh-heh... Yea- please keep doing that with your videos please. lol
I love their sponsored segments. Most other UA-camrs just do something very serious and boring, or they recycle the same thing over and over. I really appreciate the extra work these guys put in to make their videos so entertaining.
Thanks chap!
Classic stuff.
"with a tow row row row row row to the British grenediers" -intro music
When I saw the notification I tapped faster than light
If only we could harness that power, and use it in an engine.
@@SquireComedy we have 50 people ready to tap the tank engine, that'll work out just fine
6:16
*IS OK KOMRADE! WE BUILD YOU NICE SOVIET APARTMENT BLOCK* !
Squire you should do a documentary on the endangered species of war thunder the bomber
But, there is salvation on the horizon. A massive buff of negative 15%
Redemption is always round the Corner you just have to look lol
I don't think there's enough 'paying' customers flying bombers.
@@JerryBanks572 but it would be funny
@@demonblood4326 You're right, thanks for averting my thunder rant. :)
After you said “call in bomber command” he should’ve said “but then you’d destroy the other half of this historic city... again”
One fault in this video, those chieftain's would have broken down after you went no more than a few feet 😎
Hahaha! True.
The imperfect German translations are hilarious
And absolutely deliberate. Yep.
"Stukas? Haben wir nicht mehr, kriegen wir nicht mehr... " Geil xD
that american TC is surprisingly long lived given his demeanor
5:47 The moment I've been waiting for 😂
I love it when this guy shows up, and it’s funnier when he yells at Goldie
@@vincent4396 The guy is brilliant, would love to se him record more
3:54 For anyone who wants a 1:1 translation:
Stukas? Ham wa nich mehr, krign wa nich mehr.
=
Stukas? Don't have em, wont get em anymore.
(I love that you included an East Berlin accent)
Always happy when "that guy" arrives
And make everything in trouble.
"There's more chance of a glorious Soviet nuclear reactor blowing up before one of these"
Ukranian Soviet Government: *sweats in 15k roentgen*
Those tankers have "Imperial Storm Trooper" aim. (You can't hit another target at point-blank range? You've been promoted to the Darth Vader Guards squadron.;)
“Goldie who came up with this piece of shit?”
Me: a bunch of Army officers who couldn’t decide what the hell they ACTUALLY wanted?
Having a s*** week, needed your uplifting videos. Keep it up sir.
Best of luck with the rest of it mate!
6:40
Ah yes, the one vehicle in War Thunder that has enough ammunition to bring half of Washington DC to the ground.
That movie was b******* and you know it
I like the Bercow impression Squire
I still think it’s funny that Bradley’s destroyed more enemy Armor than Abrams during Gulf War
Cause atgms
The sequel we all needed but didn't know that we needed
0:04 I thoght he was stopping because of a car. Meaning no unnececary destruction of civilian property,.
How kind 😊
last time i was this early germany didn’t suffer
Suffer? Lol
Order, ordeerrrr, ordahhhhh.... *Bangs Gavel*
"One shot from this cannon and it will be an incredibly F*cked Vehicle."
-Patton probably
I already love this video from the intro, but unfortunately its 100 percent British propaganda
I love that line about the Bradley: "Goldie, who the f&#k came up with this?!"
I get the need for speed and firepower, but that isn't going to win a lot of the time.
Squire before: when tanks dont die
*some years later*
Squire: hmmm what do to... oh yeah i remember just remove dont from when tanks dont die so its: when tanks die.
*PERFECTION 100*
Yay my comment is now highlighted thanks Squire
i love how the east german pilot just says "oh no spitfire" like they are in the 1940s
"Stukas? Ha'm wa nich' mehr, krieg'n wir nich' mehr" "Stukas? Don't have 'em anymore, don't get 'em anymore..."
5:33 General Zhukov has joined
*Shake the medals epically*
I hate ads but they become bearable when people like squire put effort into making them creative
Probably the most well put together advert I've seen in a long while, with every promotional line completely relevant to the story.
"one shot from this cannon and you'll become an Incredibly Fucked Vehicle!" cracked me the hell up
A video from Squire, in War Thunder, and starting with The British Grenadiers. Perfection
I know what the people want.
"Yes! YES! YE-- Oh, piss."
*British arrived at the war theater*
German: *sigh relieved noise*
*American arrived at the war theater*
German: MAH HOUSE! NO!
American: OPEN FIRE GOLDIE! WOHOOO!
3:15, the House of Commons reference truly cracked me up, bloody John Bercow.
OrDAH!
its not "when tanks die" its "when infantry vehicules die"
*_INFANTERIEKAMPFPANZER_*
I declare myself magical as I watched a few old Squire videos today and thought "when might Squire upload another video" need I say more
I felt a strange disturbance in the force, as I was driven to upload this.
@@SquireComedy aaah yes, I'm glad you did as this was a typical Squire masterpiece
ermmm actually the proper term is armoured troop carrier...
No, it's armoured personnel carrier, wanker.
That British grenadier whistle in the intro is perfect!
Two videos in one month! The prophecy is complete!
We're pushing them out thick and fast! Hold tight!
I didn't know that the British leaked Heinz 57 sauce when they were murdered
"Incredibly Fucked Vehicle" lmao
Ah yes the sequel to 'When Tanks Don't Die' Very nice
Very noice indeed.
7:03 a tragic-poetic end to a beautiful relationship
Splendid
So are those the sons of our previous protagonists? Father like son
Something like that, yep.
I like to think that the tank crews and pilots in every Squire video are the same ones, fighting in every time period from 1939 to 2021.
I WAS ABOUT TO SING THE GRENADIERS MARCH WHEN THE VID STARTED i was completely startled like"w-wtf"
You're welcome to join in, old sport.
Always
incredibly fucked/fun/fuher vehicle. All what ifv stands for