radio static ...which blew up the mighty Battle cruiser Hood... "So, did you find the boat?" From the mist, a shape, a ship, is taking form And the silence of the sea is about to drift into a storm Sign of power, show of force Raise the anchor, battleship's plotting its course Pride of a nation, a beast made of steel Bismarck in motion, king of the ocean He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas To lead the war machine To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine The terror of the seas The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine Two thousand men, and fifty thousand tons of steel Set the course for the Atlantic with the Allies on their heel Firepower, firefight Battle Stations, keep the targets steady in sight Into formation, the hunt has begun Death and damnation, the fleet is coming He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas To lead the war machine To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine The terror of the seas The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine At the bottom of the ocean, the depths of the abyss They are bound by iron and blood The flagship of the navy, the terror of the seas His guns have gone silent at last Pride of a nation, a beast made of steel Bismarck in motion, king of the ocean He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas To lead the war machine To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine The terror of the seas The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine To lead the war machine Rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine The terror of the seas Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine To lead the war machine Rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine The terror of the seas Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine
titanicww2345 no thats what happens when a 1 in a million shell hits in the exact right spot to detonate the forward magazine when its flash proof doors were open
@@yuurichito1439 hood is a battle cruiser a battle cruiser is fast and as many guns as a battle ship but has a armor in a destroyer so it could ammo rack any time
"What's the captain doing, sending us, a light cruiser, against the Tirpitz?" "Well, this is a sponsored video, so he's obviously got no idea of what he's doing." Far, far too accurate. Also...JINGLES!
"So, I was saying to the First Sea Lord, why sail all the way to France just to ram and blow up a dry dock that can repair Tirpitz.. WHEN WE CAN JUST RAM THE TIRPITZ?" FLAWLESS LOGIC!!!
Nah, we just gotta put Rear Admiral Jingles on the helm and suddenly, OOF! They can't hit the ship no matter how much it presents its broadside, but... There might be a catch, Rear Admiral Jingles might, MIGHT, identify an Aoba-class cruiser for the KMS Tirpitz...
I just got the reference to the, thinking that was a merchant ship. During the Battle of the River Plate, the Admiral Graf Spee thought the two Leander class cruisers were merchant ships, as hey had one funnel
Most recent (besides this one is correct) it was believed to have been a cruiser and 2 DD’s that’s why graf spees Captain decided to engage as he believed the Secondary guns could out gun the mistaken ships
“-so I was telling them “why destroy a dry dock that can repair Tirpitz when you can just destroy Tirpitz?”” That is my favourite jingles line of all time probably
7:26 I knew what was gonna happen the moment he said "It's the _Hood",_ considering the Tirpaz is the Sister of the Bismarck. The Brits getting annoyed and the Germans snickering just adds to the Humor.
You know, usually sponsored videos of WoWS give me an aneurysm of how bad they are... Now this is a distinct opposite :D Well done Sir, truly a masterpiece!
@Captain Omaha nah, sod' em, they stole, OUR kill, that makes them kill stealers, which means they can sink to the bottom of warships hell for all I care
10:23 "Why sail all the way to France just to ram and blow up a drydock that could repair Tirpitz, when you could just ram Tirpitz?" That quote made my day.
This is nit-picky, but uh, when the Hood is destroyed the announ- uh, admiral, said “you’re the last one standing” except if that’s true, how’s the Campbelltown still alive?
noot .1944 ik WT doesn't have tier X. It was kinda a rhetorical question. In WoT, it has a 20 second reload. But anytime you play it, be prepared to get destroyed by artillery with that paper turret in both WT and WoT
i really hope you sold out for Chocolate Hobnobs and not the stupid Rich Tea biscuits, because everyone knows you can never double dunk a Rich Tea, they are like the French Army one dunk in combat and they just crumble away
"We're not on a U-Boat, that's the wrong game" Five years later, and much has changed indeed. I've always enjoyed the overtly Terry Thomas/classic British way of understating the complete Hell breaking loose around you, the "well, we seem to be rather in a spot of bother, I should think" I hope I said that in the correct manner, like Terry Thomas won't arise from the grave, fly to Michigan and kick my ass, because I messed-up the fancy British wording. Thank you very much for all the many chuckles you've given me over the years, as the way things are going, I need all the laughter I can get my hands on. Keep on Livin'!!! ✌🏻🤡🤘🏻
I feel bad for that German captain I was playing world of warships Legends and I was playing as on the Bismarck I was just destroying I don't know how many destroyers then out of nowhere American torpedo planes or biplanes, of nowhere dropped their torpedoes I dodge the rest of them but that one torpedo had hit by Stern and I just kept going in circles because my damage control party was busy doing something else
“NOOB he’s a noob....”
Story of my life lol
Some true Royal Navy Mongs. Good see you here.
Omg its matsumas? On a wows video from a war thunder you tuber? How do I always find you in places lile this. Good day mat
Matsimus ay, what's up my dude!
Just for clarity. Are you the one saying it, or the one this is said about?
German captain: We've been bismarcked!!
Me: *Dying from laughter*
Battle Rifle Productions nice profile pic
When your ship gets hit in the steering rotor FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKK We’ve been BISMARCKED
Battle Rifle Productions it’s funny cuz it’s true that is how the Bismarck went down
radio static ...which blew up the mighty Battle cruiser Hood...
"So, did you find the boat?"
From the mist, a shape, a ship, is taking form
And the silence of the sea is about to drift into a storm
Sign of power, show of force
Raise the anchor, battleship's plotting its course
Pride of a nation, a beast made of steel
Bismarck in motion, king of the ocean
He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas
To lead the war machine
To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
The terror of the seas
The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine
Two thousand men, and fifty thousand tons of steel
Set the course for the Atlantic with the Allies on their heel
Firepower, firefight
Battle Stations, keep the targets steady in sight
Into formation, the hunt has begun
Death and damnation, the fleet is coming
He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas
To lead the war machine
To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
The terror of the seas
The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine
At the bottom of the ocean, the depths of the abyss
They are bound by iron and blood
The flagship of the navy, the terror of the seas
His guns have gone silent at last
Pride of a nation, a beast made of steel
Bismarck in motion, king of the ocean
He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas
To lead the war machine
To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
The terror of the seas
The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine
To lead the war machine
Rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
The terror of the seas
Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine
To lead the war machine
Rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
The terror of the seas
Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine
thailand Sweden YES MY FAVORITE SONG
*Hood explodes from a distance*
"Typical"
"Why does it always do that?"
XD made my day.
Wait, it was the Hood? Now I get it... :D
That is what you get when you sacrifice armor for speed.
titanicww2345 no thats what happens when a 1 in a million shell hits in the exact right spot to detonate the forward magazine when its flash proof doors were open
Lmao, Hood will always get destroyed by Bismarck's guns, yup even on Tirpitz,
@@sugarnads technically, those doors were locked open to improve firing rates... due to RN prestige culture overriding safety protocols.
sees hood explode
British: (mumbles:) Tipical... (says:) * sigh * Why does it always do that...
Germans: (laughing:)Why does it always do that?!?!
De Derpy Derp The Tirpitz was The Bismarck’s Sisters
But a small destroyer takes 100 hits 🤔🤔🤔🤔
Blitz 2.0 - hood was a battlecruiser
LordTachanka - it can take more AP because some shells just fly out the other side
@@yuurichito1439 hood is a battle cruiser a battle cruiser is fast and as many guns as a battle ship but has a armor in a destroyer so it could ammo rack any time
Selling out to fund your tea snorting addiction?
Shut up, man! *Snorts tea*
Hey, you wanna buy some tea?
Yeeessss
Yeeeeeeeesssss
The Iron Armenian aka G.I. Haigs 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Is tea snorting even a thing?
"What's the captain doing, sending us, a light cruiser, against the Tirpitz?"
"Well, this is a sponsored video, so he's obviously got no idea of what he's doing."
Far, far too accurate.
Also...JINGLES!
The captain of the destroyer
@@orionbernhoft2448 REAR ADMIRAL!!!
How did the Germans lose the war if they could build Bismarck-class battleships for 44 euros each!?
Delivery time
GetColonised well 44 euros doesn't sound much BUT they forgot that the euro wasn't invented yet.
The problem was; We let the italians build them...
They had no oil for the engines :/
Beats me (also in game)
11:08
*Laughter*
Get ready for some surprise but-
*Explosion*
@August Dahlström i couldnt breath
@@21owlgirl72 You and me both
Surprise!
*_”BUTTSEX”_*
Wait. Was that a USS Campbeltown reference?
It’s our mighty salt lord’s catch phrase...well, one of them
And the award for best named World of Warships video goes to...
Not me, actually. This guy: ua-cam.com/channels/dFVRKRg9ZI-mgFfuMhfQxQ.html
Squire This Guy ^
Squire lol always a good laugh from your vids 👌
Cheers matey ;)
Squire finaly a new video
Definetly Not Squire
**Launches torpedoes**
Put that stop watch away! You're not in a U-boat. That's the wrong game.
Is it just me or I smell a Silent Hunter reference?
Same
At leats its time accurate
Or maybe a reference to the game ”UBOAT”?
@@TheMortarWindmill a hole year before UBOAT was launched?
@@TheMortarWindmill or wolfpack
I died at that ending
“Why blow up the dock that can repair Turpitz when you can just ram Turpitz”
A great video as per usual, good sir
Tirpitz not Turpitz
@@TheRadioactiveBanana32 Before you know, it , they will be calling it the Turdpitz. Can't have that!
@@peterliekens7459 thats the Brits speaker, dont feel weird with that word
"So, I was saying to the First Sea Lord, why sail all the way to France just to ram and blow up a dry dock that can repair Tirpitz..
WHEN WE CAN JUST RAM THE TIRPITZ?"
FLAWLESS LOGIC!!!
S M O R T
+10.000 IQ
What a tremendous pile of old ship.
What was I sinking...
I hate both of you
Jokes as bad as a french counter attack.
DigitalDigging YOU’RE ALIVE.
Iceguy piss off you little SHIP
One day...i will make it into a squire video...
Many Miles Away when he needs more Americans maybe
I want this day to be the next video.
with ur robotic voice and unicorns
Not before me.
General_Dave 1 Quiet Liberal Artist
"We've been Bismarcked" haha nice one
indeed. he knows his history.
I wouldn't worry, I mean Tirpitz is a premium vessel. Which means every german and his mutters got one
“And make sure they don’t hit our steering gear. We all know how that story ends...”
*”OF COURSE, WE’VE BEEN BISMARCKED!”*
We’ve been Bismarcked!
XD, brilliant
Ja Goering was slow das time
Hood sank -> Typical
Steering gear "died" -> BISMARCKED
Love it :v
Stop anchoraging him guys
Is that my pun?
Yes! HMS Cambletown! And she was being captained by Jingles! Squire sir, you’ve just made my day. That was a great video!
Captained? You meant Rear-Admiraled, right?
lutenantsweedpertasa Campbeltown?
@@cia4492 The destroyer Jingles was "sailing."
@@adammullarkey4996 Clearly he has been "promoted" since the video was made.
@@Ivellios23 The video is 1 year old. Pretty sure he's been a rear admiral longer than that.
Wow that ending is great! Whoever thought of that must be a genius!
Maybay
I really love the part:
We've been Bismarcked
The jingles cameo had me rolling
I mean. He's got a point. Why ram a drydock when you CAN just ram tirpitz?
Prepare for suprise butt..... kabooommm xD
Nika Rus because the tirpitz would destroy them before they could ram
Nah, we just gotta put Rear Admiral Jingles on the helm and suddenly, OOF! They can't hit the ship no matter how much it presents its broadside, but... There might be a catch, Rear Admiral Jingles might, MIGHT, identify an Aoba-class cruiser for the KMS Tirpitz...
the sex offender jingles
i like how that shell bounced off on tirpitz armor like a bell lol
5:00
A new Squire video = happiness
Jingles just wanted another excuse to say "RAMMING SPEED"
What were they sinking...
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ua-cam.com/video/yR0lWICH3rY/v-deo.html
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IOWA WAIFU
Seems like the Germans would be natural allies of the people of the united states of america then :o)
@@heldk7357 sounds like an alternate universe country where communists has taken power
Love the Silent Hunter reference
Star Chaser same
Yes
Not enough Aussies and Kiwi's 0/10 - Wonderful video as per usual.
Agreed, these bloody tommies always leave us Roos and Kiwis out of all the fun.
they just haven't loaded into the conflict yet
Such a pity they say Aussies and Kiwi's are time travelers thus your your point is valid. As we have to travel back into normal time zones.
Yeah a cheeky Maori and a hardcase Aussie wud go will with these poms maybe they'll get to sink sumthing nxt time lol
rparker069 *cough* *cough* Perth...
I love the satirical history behind this. I love the story of "The Greatest Raid of them All". Well done ol' boy.
Being a member of the Royal Navy and having Admiral Jingles in this video made me beam with pride. You warmed this jack tar's heart of oak.
Vector Brony woah.. Vector brony.. *salutes*
*Salutes back*
Vector Brony Lies.
Mario Badia I beg you pardon. I'm a Royal Navy Medical assistant and have been in three years. And I've sailed around the gulf till everyone got dizzy
Yeah yeah and I'm the queen of England
"This might surprise you, but I blame the team" - I choked on my coffee. Jingles in the Campbeltown was a nice surprise too
I just got the reference to the, thinking that was a merchant ship. During the Battle of the River Plate, the Admiral Graf Spee thought the two Leander class cruisers were merchant ships, as hey had one funnel
Sir Boomsalot I didn't know that... Thanks!
UK is too smart at fooling enemies tho..
Germans Must be think that ship with 1 funnel is must be merchant
I believe they thought it was a cruiser and 2 DD that must be guarding merchant convoy
Most recent (besides this one is correct) it was believed to have been a cruiser and 2 DD’s that’s why graf spees Captain decided to engage as he believed the Secondary guns could out gun the mistaken ships
Stopwatch = Silent Hunter
Kobus Downey no shit sherlock
Really now?
*Footage of the how the Bismarck really sank (May,27 1941)(Colourised)*
Slavic Vader its tirpitz...
“-so I was telling them “why destroy a dry dock that can repair Tirpitz when you can just destroy Tirpitz?”” That is my favourite jingles line of all time probably
At least take me out to dinner first, jeez.
i every time enjoy you 2 make a vid ^^ only one question is still up: Braucht ihr statisten? :D
That's pretty gay
Having fun with panzer madels?
MikeGoesBoom XD immer diese Amateure in ihren premium Schiffen "play tier 1" :D btw du hast auch torps ;) damit kannst auch so ne Nussschale versenken
Jose Raul Miguens Cruz dude, shut up!
AHHHHAHHHH TIRPITZ RAMED WTF !!!!! I WILL COME BACK WITH YAMATO!!
Shubhankar Dasgupta YAMOTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Shubhankar Dasgupta HOTELLLLLLL
And he will come back with lion 😏
NO YOU DONT!!! The HMS ARK ROYAL, HMS RODNEY AND HMS KING GEORGE V WILL GRIND UP YOUR STUPID ANIME SHIP UP LIKE MINCEMEAT!!!!!
SURE, IM A WEEB AND ANIME IS SO MUCH MORE SUPERIOR
"Look sir, it's the Hood!"
*explodes*
Hoo-*Massive explosion*
Why does it always do that?
I would say "why does they always do that".)
Laughs in German why does it always do that
* sigh * Typical. (Why does it alway do that?)
"i cane change thy laws o physics, capn"
This got me😂😂😂
No Irish people in a Squire video yet. 2/spud.
Next time ;)
Hon the Irish
Or welsh
Or Australians.
What role, exactly, would an Irishman be playing in WWII?
7:26 I knew what was gonna happen the moment he said "It's the _Hood",_ considering the Tirpaz is the Sister of the Bismarck.
The Brits getting annoyed and the Germans snickering just adds to the Humor.
OK?
@@harrysmith1070 If you know History, you'll get the joke.
@@Victor-056 the Hood should always have a battleship escort,and the battleship should draw there fire away form the Hood
@@sheriffdkanddeputyhenry1776 And Guess what the Hood didn't have historically?
@@Victor-056 I'm talk about the game, like a platoon or something like that
I did not expect The Mighty Jingles in a Squire video.
Me niether... But it was so good... :D
“Hunt for the Red Oktoberfest”
Jack Ryan: *AM I A JOKE TO U?
You know, usually sponsored videos of WoWS give me an aneurysm of how bad they are... Now this is a distinct opposite :D
Well done Sir, truly a masterpiece!
Thanks mate, means a lot!
What lovely voices
"It's the Hoo- why does it always do that?" Best line in the video. Excellent work as always, Squire.
Cheers mate!
Why DOES it always do that
3:56 What do you mean you can't beam me up, Scotty?
love the silent hunter reference with the stopwatch ;)
11:06 Get ready for some surprise bu--
*nuclear detonation*
Ded
@Captain Omaha nah, sod' em, they stole, OUR kill, that makes them kill stealers, which means they can sink to the bottom of warships hell for all I care
10:23 "Why sail all the way to France just to ram and blow up a drydock that could repair Tirpitz, when you could just ram Tirpitz?"
That quote made my day.
My great great grandfather was a gunner aboard the Nabob, the Canadian aircraft carrier that participated in the sinking of the Tirpitz.
Huzzah! Items, things, and other assorted goods!
But… of a wet nature? Well that’s a surprise from a presumably heterosexual airman.
7:12 "You're not on a U-boat, that's the wrong game."
Oh I wish it was sir.
JINGLES
That Jingles cameo was some top stuff.
7:27 “It’s the Hood-“ Nice 😂
7:13 "Put that stopwatch away! That's the wrong game..." Not anymore, good sir. Not anymore.
10:21 Ah, What’s a WoWs vid without Rear Admiral Jingles :)
This is nit-picky, but uh, when the Hood is destroyed the announ- uh, admiral, said “you’re the last one standing” except if that’s true, how’s the Campbelltown still alive?
He defected.
Ajc 7575 late spawn
The DD was announced as red. Teamkill.
*Good show old sport*
Wow, that was fast! Video's been up for 11 seconds.
Squire I'm a simple man, I see an upload from Squire, I instantly click :)
"Oooooh it's Tirpitz."
If this was in War Thunder he might as well have just J:ed out.
Teacher: Hey you, turn around. Where's your homework?
Me: Shut up! I've been Bismarcked.
11:20 they stole our kill 🤣🤣
Tirpitz more like Tir-Pits because its always in the dock repairing since it gets damaged by superior British engineering
10:59 “Yes, Well there’s a lot of dialog in this oft of the script”
Me: XD how little you know
Jingles:Ramming Speed
Best invite code ever
Yeeeeeeeeees
What ship is it in the invite?
sign up and find out!
I doesnt work when you already play wows or did it?
asdas137 invite code so for new players only I believe
THE CALMEST CAPTAIN IN THE ENTIRE BRITISH NAVY!!!!!
0:54
“It’s probably Royal Navy”
Tirpitz: it’s probably tirpitz if I must say for my self, wait, I AM TIRPITZ, COME HERE YOU BASTARDS
"Oh, that's why they're called consumables"
Given that I already know about operation chariot I found the ending quite funny.
Pretty good. haha.
"it's the hood!" - *Last one standing*
Oof, War Gaming is trying to bring SQUIRE to their side.....RIP WT Squire
Nephi Leonardo shh he doesn't know the fv4005 one shot killin' all tier X's in wot
Egorence still does that in wt
noot .1944 WT has tier X?
UnnecessaryAmmoRack no, it’s still a one hit K.O. But good luck hiding after your 48 sec reload
noot .1944 ik WT doesn't have tier X. It was kinda a rhetorical question. In WoT, it has a 20 second reload. But anytime you play it, be prepared to get destroyed by artillery with that paper turret in both WT and WoT
At 11:06 I really love the captain reaction when the campletown about to ram the Tirpitz
I’m already laughing, and I’m just reading the title
“If it’s giant and impressive looking” ;) you should know it
I’m horribly sorry
That’s exactly what she said
i really hope you sold out for Chocolate Hobnobs and not the stupid Rich Tea biscuits, because everyone knows you can never double dunk a Rich Tea, they are like the French Army one dunk in combat and they just crumble away
11:08 The classic Jingles laugh
LMAO, funniest thing I have seen since the last Jingles video. Good Job!
..... JINGLES????
Where's the st-laurent ships? Where's my magnificiant canadian ship!
"We're not on a U-Boat, that's the wrong game" Five years later, and much has changed indeed.
I've always enjoyed the overtly Terry Thomas/classic British way of understating the complete Hell breaking loose around you, the "well, we seem to be rather in a spot of bother, I should think"
I hope I said that in the correct manner, like Terry Thomas won't arise from the grave, fly to Michigan and kick my ass, because I messed-up the fancy British wording.
Thank you very much for all the many chuckles you've given me over the years, as the way things are going, I need all the laughter I can get my hands on. Keep on Livin'!!!
✌🏻🤡🤘🏻
7:29 it the hood... 😂
Dammit, Jingles didn't get the saying off!
*W H Y D O E S I T A L W A Y S D O T H A T ?*
Jingles being in this video made it 10x better LMAO
I just noticed that The Mighty Jingles was in this video, lol.
ArmyPogoStick I found it out soon as I heard the ramming speed part.
Everytime I hear the remarkable voice of Jingles, I'm in desperate need to dig even more and faster into the salt.
that's a paddling!!
yusss! Jingles is the captain of the Cambelltown!
>Tirpitz
>Uses Yamato's horn.
Is it legal to link to Jingle's channel? I'm fairly certain he sells thirty round Sten gun magazines from his garden house.
““und ruhige wasser“
The pronounciation of the R is giving me joy...and i already am german xD
You sir are an absolutely sublime youtuber. Please keep it up!
I'll do my best! Thanks mate!
I feel bad for that German captain I was playing world of warships Legends and I was playing as on the Bismarck I was just destroying I don't know how many destroyers then out of nowhere American torpedo planes or biplanes, of nowhere dropped their torpedoes I dodge the rest of them but that one torpedo had hit by Stern and I just kept going in circles because my damage control party was busy doing something else
Finally a world of warships video :)
Yeees
Squire replied to my video! *proceeds to faint*
British ship:*fires torpedoes*
Tirpitz:*gets hit in the propelor*
Also Tirpitz:we have been bismarked
10:29 Modern problem require modern solutions...
“Per chance they may be suffering from a mechanical problem?” “Either that or they’re AFK.” “AFK?” “Yes, Away From... Kommand.” Genius
Please Make a video with The Yamato, PLEASE I BEG YOU
3:31 We've got a meme man!