If Fury was a British Film

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  • Опубліковано 25 жов 2018
  • I watched Fury again, recently. This is a collection of my thoughts. In fact, though this video's a comedy sketch, It's almost a review. Also for those asking, this sketch was made using the game "War Thunder".
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  • @AvarikVonNom
    @AvarikVonNom 5 років тому +12549

    Press F to pay respects to that local french farming community's fence.

  • @rchahal3460
    @rchahal3460 5 років тому +2261

    "They can't hit you with your ping"
    That hurt a little...

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  5 років тому +283

      Suck it up, cobber.

    • @respectablebogan3276
      @respectablebogan3276 5 років тому +51

      Hurt me too and Im a Kiwi LMAO

    • @SonsOfLorgar
      @SonsOfLorgar 5 років тому +30

      I'm Scandinavian, but I had to avert my ears out of empathy with the poor slow-boiled sods down under XD

    • @respectablebogan3276
      @respectablebogan3276 5 років тому +2

      @@SonsOfLorgar language xD I'm actually half Finnish anyway lol

    • @grizzy-thekiwi1144
      @grizzy-thekiwi1144 5 років тому +5

      actually ping here (nz)is okay for most part normally 234 ping
      edit: but does go to 300 normally as well. should of added that. sorry lads

  • @J_Araw
    @J_Araw 4 роки тому +778

    “I reckon this operation was 90% successful”
    “YOU LOST FIVE GOD DAMN TANKS”

    • @livethefuture2492
      @livethefuture2492 3 роки тому +44

      is that a reference to market garden, and Montgomery's claim that it was 90% successful?

    • @rickoshay5525
      @rickoshay5525 3 роки тому +10

      Quote from A Bridge too Far.

    • @zacharytang3840
      @zacharytang3840 3 роки тому +9

      @@livethefuture2492 oof...
      *Netherlands remembers*

    • @OkachaWasTaken
      @OkachaWasTaken Рік тому

      It's a reference to Montgomery.

  • @AllecJoshuaIbay
    @AllecJoshuaIbay 4 роки тому +1763

    I love the Band of Brothers reference

  • @Flakfire
    @Flakfire 4 роки тому +1645

    Ok I lost it at the Atlantic Wall bit

  • @h.m.s.belfast4047
    @h.m.s.belfast4047 5 років тому +1839

    "Why don't we just use our 17 poun..."
    "I have seen the film before, just load the smoke!!"
    Lost it right there

    • @something6326
      @something6326 5 років тому +3

      Tifa Sherpard o

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 5 років тому +1

      H

    • @kinluke
      @kinluke 5 років тому +5

      I choked on my coffee and spat on my keyboard.

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 5 років тому +34

      I choked on my keyboard and spat on my coffee

    • @SayoriChr-tz7vn
      @SayoriChr-tz7vn 5 років тому +4

      fulcrum 29 r/cursedcomments

  • @KingEddo8
    @KingEddo8 4 роки тому +917

    "Oh bugger. I'm on fire"
    God I love British satire.

    • @przemyawkubin5808
      @przemyawkubin5808 3 роки тому +7

      And Polish People aswell. Lol🤣

    • @KingEddo8
      @KingEddo8 3 роки тому +5

      @@przemyawkubin5808 What?

    • @timberich1647
      @timberich1647 3 роки тому +6

      Oh bugger! The tank's on fire!

    • @thecurseddonutpanda664
      @thecurseddonutpanda664 2 роки тому +1

      Btw your pfp is so cursed yet so good
      😐

    • @RandomPerson-ob1hk
      @RandomPerson-ob1hk 2 роки тому +2

      @@KingEddo8
      "Oh bugger. I'm on fire"
      God I love British satire
      "Oh I'm dying that sure sucks"
      "But hey lookie there at those baby ducks"

  • @user-rh8rc5uh5t
    @user-rh8rc5uh5t 3 роки тому +408

    "Hey eddie you still got some of that Willie Pete?"
    "Uh-huh!"
    "Stick somma that shit right in his face!"
    The most accurate American thing ive ever heard

    • @M_Man4409
      @M_Man4409 2 роки тому +9

      Also the French dudes on the truck, replace the french with irish guys, France with ieqlans, and bump the year back to 1928 and you got the most secret irish revelution in 10 seconds ever, especially when they get guned down by our favoritet triger-happy american

    • @evepayler1461
      @evepayler1461 2 роки тому +3

      69 likes achievement unlocked

    • @user-rh8rc5uh5t
      @user-rh8rc5uh5t 2 роки тому +2

      @@evepayler1461 pogre

    • @panther7584
      @panther7584 Рік тому

      @@user-rh8rc5uh5t I think it's "Smoke's up!" rather than "Uh-huh!"

  • @6Six6Six6Bruh
    @6Six6Six6Bruh 4 роки тому +3040

    “What is this, bloody Gallipoli?”
    *aussie sacrifice intnsifies

  • @spookyshadowhawk6776
    @spookyshadowhawk6776 5 років тому +2929

    Love the Stereotypes, Sacrifice of the Anzacs, the British Night Bombers blinded by the Light, the Gun Ho American, a Masterpiece of Sarcasm as usual! I enjoy a wicked bit of Humor, you haven't failed to deliver yet!

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  5 років тому +195

      Thanks for the kind words! Long may it continue, eh?

    • @nerdygeek4845
      @nerdygeek4845 5 років тому +150

      British tank: "Looks more like a civillian vehicle to me."
      American tank: *opens fire*

    • @respectablebogan3276
      @respectablebogan3276 5 років тому +15

      Who was the Kiwi voice?

    • @spookyshadowhawk6776
      @spookyshadowhawk6776 5 років тому +6

      @@SquireComedy Indeed!

    • @Ash007YT
      @Ash007YT 5 років тому +30

      Line with the Anzac tank, Kiwi said at least its not Tobruk, Reference to how the Anzacs held and fought off the Germans in north Africa, There's a bit of military banter between Australia and New Zealand as to The Rats of Tobruk, the Aussies held on during the Axis siege, And the kiwis came to the rescue with supplies. - There's also a 1944 Australian film called The Rats of Tobruk.

  • @taistelusammakko5088
    @taistelusammakko5088 4 роки тому +701

    *7:40* americans when somebody accidently steps 1cm into their property

    • @itzdylan7665
      @itzdylan7665 4 роки тому +16

      Very true

    • @Crusaderbois
      @Crusaderbois 4 роки тому +8

      Yep

    • @tomsoki5738
      @tomsoki5738 3 роки тому +48

      Hippity hoppity get off my property

    • @backwoodsbully9841
      @backwoodsbully9841 3 роки тому +12

      For sure. The Americans sent the Riff Raff back to England when they won the Revolutionary war.

    • @shadowsicksix
      @shadowsicksix 3 роки тому +4

      And don't you forget it!

  • @itzdylan7665
    @itzdylan7665 4 роки тому +319

    “Hey Eddie do we still got some of that willie Pete?”
    “Mhm”
    “Stick that s*it right in his face”
    1:44

    • @Gwestytears
      @Gwestytears 3 роки тому +2

      My favorite line

    • @Azachor
      @Azachor 3 роки тому +1

      Pls explain

    • @Gwestytears
      @Gwestytears 3 роки тому +1

      I thought it was funny

    • @johnstanley7442
      @johnstanley7442 3 роки тому +20

      @@Azachor Willie Pete is old American slang for the letters "WP," standing for White Phosphorous, in this case tank ammunition, but it can also refer-to a white phosphorous grenade, in infantry usage.

    • @Azachor
      @Azachor 3 роки тому +3

      @@johnstanley7442 thanks mate, much appreciated

  • @jnb_110
    @jnb_110 5 років тому +2170

    7:20
    “Gunner, if you miss again, I’ll have you transferred to a Stormtrooper battalion.”
    But I though the German Stormtroopers were- *Ooooh, the other Stormtroopers.*

    • @Mangos1021
      @Mangos1021 5 років тому +176

      Yeah, stormtroopers were elite troopers for the germans but star wars made people think otherwise.

    • @airraid9614
      @airraid9614 5 років тому +31

      Stormenstrupen
      I don’t know German that well so it’s a guess

    • @homingninja2037
      @homingninja2037 5 років тому +10

      Thought it was because the stormtroopers did a lot of the you-know-what.

    • @mcbigboydaddy5193
      @mcbigboydaddy5193 5 років тому +30

      I’m presuming he was referring to Star Wars storm troopers and how they have a terrible aim but got confused with the elite German stormtroopers. I can’t lie this is one of the funniest comments I’ve seen in a long time

    • @randomcatontheinternet2771
      @randomcatontheinternet2771 5 років тому +15

      Germany Stormtroopers battation are basicly suicide battlation that specialist in infantry charging in the fields which itself is bad

  • @diasulhaqisya954
    @diasulhaqisya954 5 років тому +1779

    "like paratroopers?"
    "No been there done that didn't go very well"
    *Operation market garden intensifies*

    • @xenomorphyongaming61
      @xenomorphyongaming61 5 років тому +8

      Or d-day

    • @undulycriticalobserver2510
      @undulycriticalobserver2510 5 років тому +29

      German:silly tommies und yanks, only zhe glorious strategy of zhe powerful Wehrmacht will succeed in this var *chuckles in blitzkrieg*
      Me: *cough* Bastogne.
      German: ....*begins crying in battle of the bulge*

    • @spartans8199
      @spartans8199 4 роки тому +6

      Dday intesifies

    • @henkmeerdink936
      @henkmeerdink936 3 роки тому +2

      The clip begins with a Bridge to Far reference too..

    • @sirilluminarthevaliant2895
      @sirilluminarthevaliant2895 3 роки тому +1

      Americans and Russians: What? Paratrooper operations can fail?!?!?

  • @DarkAngel1979fuck
    @DarkAngel1979fuck 4 роки тому +169

    I lost it when the American tank opened fire on the French resistance 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @timbledon32
      @timbledon32 2 роки тому +9

      I got...
      eEeEEeEeeEeEeEeEMmMmM BOIIII

    • @alexandercaires5921
      @alexandercaires5921 2 роки тому +9

      Should have been the British l...cuse; old habits

    • @ethanadan5314
      @ethanadan5314 2 роки тому +1

      7:40

    • @malachiomeletoe4320
      @malachiomeletoe4320 2 роки тому +10

      British tank : looks like a civilian vehicle to me
      American tank : I gOt eMm yEaH bOi

    • @sarawilson3423
      @sarawilson3423 Рік тому +7

      Don't you mean the fence resistance

  • @MH_Clan
    @MH_Clan 4 роки тому +63

    4:37 I love that band of brothers reference

  • @GotQuality
    @GotQuality 5 років тому +2373

    *Sees tiger*
    'That really is quite unlucky considering how few of them were actually made' lmao
    Made me chuckle

    • @RichyRich2607
      @RichyRich2607 4 роки тому +9

      Wasn't it more than 1000? Quite alot tbh for a 'very' heavy tank that came that late into war.

    • @Mitaka.Kotsuka
      @Mitaka.Kotsuka 4 роки тому +47

      @@RichyRich2607 1000 is not enough even for a Panzer regiment

    • @RichyRich2607
      @RichyRich2607 4 роки тому +50

      @@Mitaka.Kotsuka A german Panzer Division had about 250 tanks and about 3000 vehicles. So you are right. Not enough for a regiment, but for 4 divisions, which is even more btw. Not considering that there is no need for a division with only Panzer VI.

    • @stephenphilip5294
      @stephenphilip5294 4 роки тому +2

      I’d like this but you’re at 666 so like

    • @jeremygaming1375
      @jeremygaming1375 4 роки тому +21

      If you see a tiger in 1944 get out of your tank run to the closest pen and paper write a book about it publish it then use the money to buy the lottery and become bill gates

  • @mr.stoneman4209
    @mr.stoneman4209 4 роки тому +1401

    “Viva la fence!”
    -Some French dudes, 1944

    • @hst615
      @hst615 4 роки тому +16

      Who Miraculously acquired early ww2 french republican uniform and instantly get blue-on-blue from brits.

    • @cageybee7221
      @cageybee7221 3 роки тому +21

      @@hst615 it was the american who killed their own allies, as per usual.

    • @an_f-14_tomcat
      @an_f-14_tomcat 3 роки тому +16

      @@cageybee7221
      's not our fault... our weapons are *fun!*

    • @starkraven7362
      @starkraven7362 3 роки тому +1

      @@an_f-14_tomcat ...murcan chaffee tank wot dun it!

    • @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014
      @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014 3 роки тому +2

      What fence? It got destroyed by bombardiers

  • @jiveassturkey8849
    @jiveassturkey8849 3 роки тому +46

    8:58 “we would have murdered for this kind of progress at the Somme.”
    Oh, you did. You really did lol

  • @Nekramit
    @Nekramit 4 роки тому +173

    1:23
    Germans!
    Germans down there!
    I dont see them!
    Where!
    There to the right!
    Im going for them!
    I see them!
    Im not entirely sure if I did it right but thats what they are saying probably, im Polish

    • @MIKE-yr9pm
      @MIKE-yr9pm 4 роки тому +10

      yeah, you did good, thats exactly what they re saying

    • @minecraftmajster8124
      @minecraftmajster8124 4 роки тому +4

      Yeah boi

    • @bonesea
      @bonesea 3 роки тому +5

      polish boi go brrr

    • @ged1034
      @ged1034 3 роки тому +2

      repeat please

    • @bonesea
      @bonesea 3 роки тому +3

      @@ged1034 polish boi go BRRRRRRRRRR kek

  • @jaronww706
    @jaronww706 5 років тому +683

    "Gunner, if you miss again, I´ll have you transferred to a Stormtrooper Battalion." ^^ you made my day

    • @bootlesspick3592
      @bootlesspick3592 5 років тому +8

      Who knows maybe he can be a scout trooper with a sniper with that accuracy

    • @aheccingdegenerate3859
      @aheccingdegenerate3859 5 років тому +2

      'Don't be so harsh,he was just transferred in from zhe sniper battalion'

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 5 років тому +1

      Jaron WW i didn’t know you could transfer to the german army (because the Germans had an elite force called storm troopers during the First World War so naturally they would have existed during the Second World War

    • @aheccingdegenerate3859
      @aheccingdegenerate3859 5 років тому +10

      wrong storm troopers m8, its the lucasarts storm troopers

    • @bootlesspick3592
      @bootlesspick3592 5 років тому +9

      Yea no, it was a joke as in Star Wars in how storm troopers have terrible accuracy

  • @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs
    @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs 5 років тому +3550

    2:35 Hey mum look. I'm the Tiger tank off screen shooting at squire for this shot. I'm basically famous now.

  • @Nachruer
    @Nachruer 4 роки тому +64

    "Gunner, would you please open fire! Thank you!"
    *Russian sounds of stupefaction*

  • @jackr4009
    @jackr4009 4 роки тому +46

    Step on it Pierre! We’ve outflanked them for once
    *Sad Maginot noises*

  • @dandoo111
    @dandoo111 4 роки тому +799

    3:32 - Germans snickering in their Tiger.
    Perfect British humour. Absolutely perfect.

    • @olimpia7532
      @olimpia7532 3 роки тому +5

      Best bit of the whole video I totally lost it at that 😂😂😂

    • @thegermanfool8953
      @thegermanfool8953 3 роки тому +3

      Lmao

    • @anthonyendack3138
      @anthonyendack3138 3 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @edwardstevens6787
      @edwardstevens6787 2 роки тому +2

      Glad I wasn't drinking a glass of milk... it would have shot straight out my nose!

    • @thegamingwolf4486
      @thegamingwolf4486 2 роки тому +1

      that’s actually my fav part and also the bong sound I went like “Taco Bell anyone”

  • @thomasdimarco7918
    @thomasdimarco7918 5 років тому +1451

    Nice “Band of Brothers” references

  • @uonepl
    @uonepl 4 роки тому +212

    1:22
    Polish (like in this film):
    -Niemcy! Niemcy! Na dole!
    -Nie widzę ich, gdzie?
    -Na dole, na prawo!
    -Lece na nich, widzę!
    English:
    -Germans! Germans! At the bottom!
    -I can't see them, where?
    -In the bottom, at the right!
    -I'm going kill them, I see them!
    XDDD

    • @VenlyssPnorr
      @VenlyssPnorr 4 роки тому +23

      That audio was taken from the 1969 film 'Battle of Britain'.

    • @lodzianin1973
      @lodzianin1973 4 роки тому +12

      Nie bierz się za tłumaczenie, jak nie znasz dobrze angielskiego. At the bottom? Really? The bottom of what? Powinno być: down there. I "lecę na nich" to będzie raczej: I'm flying right into them.

    • @YourFreyjas.
      @YourFreyjas. 4 роки тому +2

      Lodzianin zamknij sie pewnie sam nie umiesz angielskiego lepiej

    • @Grumman_F14A_Tomcat
      @Grumman_F14A_Tomcat 4 роки тому +2

      It's Russian language

    • @uonepl
      @uonepl 4 роки тому +26

      @@Grumman_F14A_Tomcat I'm form Poland and I know my language... It isn't Russian

  • @PrestonFrankel
    @PrestonFrankel 3 роки тому +38

    “Repeat please.” My favorite part from Battle of Britain. Excellent stuff Squire.

    • @yancowles
      @yancowles 2 роки тому +2

      Ha, wondered if anyone else noticed but then this the internet, so yes, most likely.

    • @PrestonFrankel
      @PrestonFrankel 2 роки тому

      @@yancowles I’m glad someone else did

    • @stanleyharrell6009
      @stanleyharrell6009 2 роки тому +1

      Must have been a free polish along for the ride😁

  • @boborvergones9992
    @boborvergones9992 5 років тому +862

    8:00 Best Knock Knock joke ever

  • @Mwraf
    @Mwraf 5 років тому +1153

    Press F to pay respects to the Polish Fireflies tank crew.

  • @Victor-056
    @Victor-056 3 роки тому +106

    3:27 *Chaffee:* AP! Fire! Hit em Hard Eddie! BOOM!
    **Shell Does Nothing**
    *Germans:* **Wheezing in Laughter**

    • @jebreggie4225
      @jebreggie4225 3 роки тому +5

      Dis nigga cant tell the difference tween a sherman and a chaffee

    • @MilkyWay-fd7fz
      @MilkyWay-fd7fz 3 роки тому +1

      It’s little Sherman

    • @doggonose5591
      @doggonose5591 3 роки тому

      Yo, why are you making comments, you don't even know a shape of a sherman and a Chaffee

    • @jocelynndotson7273
      @jocelynndotson7273 3 роки тому

      How can you not tell the difference between a Chaffee and a Sherman

    • @Victor-056
      @Victor-056 3 роки тому

      @@jocelynndotson7273 Turret's the Wrong Shape

  • @fabiana7157
    @fabiana7157 4 роки тому +59

    I'm so glad I got recommended this masterpiece. Just perfect.
    Every time I fail to hit an enemy tank, this is what I think of 😂 7:20

  • @mcdemyr
    @mcdemyr 5 років тому +380

    "Gunner would you please open fire?"
    *BOOM*
    "Thank you!"

    • @Elenrai
      @Elenrai 5 років тому +14

      Its said that if you listen close, you can hear the shell say "scuse me"

  • @itsalexnow1223
    @itsalexnow1223 4 роки тому +568

    "We would've murdered for this kind of progress at the Somme!"

  • @Johnny-sj9sj
    @Johnny-sj9sj 4 роки тому +138

    Fury was filmed in a place called Leavesden in the UK. Late one night, local residents were phoning the police to draw their attention to automatic weapons firing and explosions. You can blame Brad Pitt for that! PS: this was such a terrible movie that I watched it about seven times! 🇬🇧🇺🇸😈

    • @JV-bj4kx
      @JV-bj4kx 3 роки тому +6

      I hate that movie its propaganda

    • @Gussyboy06
      @Gussyboy06 3 роки тому +20

      @@JV-bj4kx I hate it so much I bought it and watch it every couple days

    • @thomasforgue3453
      @thomasforgue3453 3 роки тому +1

      @@JV-bj4kx may i ask how

    • @JV-bj4kx
      @JV-bj4kx 3 роки тому

      @@thomasforgue3453 Dont you see that

    • @thomasforgue3453
      @thomasforgue3453 3 роки тому +2

      @@JV-bj4kx ....no?

  • @ryanr1945
    @ryanr1945 3 роки тому +3

    This is just, amazing, I love everyone involved with this

  • @justinh6651
    @justinh6651 4 роки тому +842

    "Well we certainly can't retreat!"
    "No, we're British."
    Lmao

    • @jpc7118
      @jpc7118 4 роки тому +19

      Dunkirk, Norway, Tobruk, Singapore ?

    • @jpc7118
      @jpc7118 4 роки тому +13

      @DynastyGaming I agree there... Even USSR did... To beat Nazi germany has been a whole team effort where even belgian, dutch, italian and many other resistances in europe were necessary... British like all other allies has known many low points and big failures, the advantage is that in the end, the Allies won. My grand father fleed from Spain during the civil war, he was Basque Spanish... The (almost) alone country to accept Spanish at this time was France which gave french nationality to more than 2 millionsof Spanish. My country has done a big failure in 1940, as all the allies failed till 1942-1943... UK has been saved by many things : The Channel, the french sacrifice in Lille and Dunkirk, the fact Hitler didn't want to ivnade England as he was thinking that Chamberlain would win over Churchill (many deputies and Lords wanted peace after the disaster in France) etc... I tokk this thing too seriously because Anglo-saxons always managed to appear as the alone super-heroes int hat war, erasing that the 1st role was done by Red Army (and I am totally opposed to sovietism but we have to concede that without Red Army no win over Germany).

    • @andrewrichards912
      @andrewrichards912 4 роки тому +9

      @@jpc7118 Hitler just "didnt want to invade?" Are you for real my friend? I suggest you do some reading....you might find some interesting facts to challenge you r own "findings".....

    • @jpc7118
      @jpc7118 4 роки тому +1

      @@andrewrichards912 He didn't truly want et he wasn't able to invade England, which was combined... First of All the luftwaffe had been incredibly weakened by the campaign of France and low countries. French and other air forces had severely impacted the capacities of the Luftwaffe. Then the Kriegsmarine was no match for Royal Navy. And on the political aspect, I don't change a word on the visions I have as it is the one of the majority of Historians ... I have even read a thesis from an american Historian few years ago which was claiming that Hitler had given confusing orders (not followed) about Dunkirk pockets. His will was to preserve UK troops to obtain a peace and on the other hand he wanted to crush France. That last fact has been told by many historians (whatever their nationalities).

    • @tanner1111
      @tanner1111 4 роки тому +10

      @@jpc7118 There is a major, major difference between a ''Tactical Retreat'' (Dunkirk, Norway and Tobruk) and just outright surrendering your nations flag and country to fascism and tyranny. And saying that the channel was a saving grace for Britain is so disrespectful to the British troops who crossed it to try and take back the very country that your grandfather fled too, we could of just sat back and said ''fuck it, let the RAF deal with the Luftwaffe until the yanks show up''.

  • @baz5042
    @baz5042 5 років тому +2984

    Lost five tanks to destroy one, that’s a Soviet Major Victory.

    • @legionofthedamned40k24
      @legionofthedamned40k24 5 років тому +84

      You mean American?

    • @ladislavcepicka3942
      @ladislavcepicka3942 5 років тому +196

      Yea lost fifty tanks to destroy one, THAT'S a Soviet Major Victory

    • @podemosurss8316
      @podemosurss8316 5 років тому +74

      Actually the worst lose-to-win ratio the Soviets had on battle was in Dubno/Brody in July 1941 and they lost 4 tanks per each German tank lost, so not really. And Dubno (also mentioned as Brody, since the battle was fought between both locations) was a Soviet defeat.

    • @jackmara882
      @jackmara882 5 років тому +91

      Well after the failed Operation Market Garden Montgomery called it a victory. Patton answered that they won't survive another victory of Montgomery.

    • @tkkmss5713
      @tkkmss5713 5 років тому +5

      I lost my whole team just to get one kill soo similar

  • @triblues7065
    @triblues7065 3 роки тому +15

    "Send in the Anzac first." This is so dark, Limey. :-)

  • @fasiapulekaufusi6632
    @fasiapulekaufusi6632 3 роки тому +25

    When the tiger tank laughed 😂😂😂 i lost it

  • @brandonadams1168
    @brandonadams1168 5 років тому +969

    AP, Fire! Hit em hard Eddie, BOOM!
    3:32 "Slight Ping"
    German crew: "chuckling inside"
    Killing me 🤣

    • @tgfrshit500
      @tgfrshit500 5 років тому +2

      Brandon Ad

    • @tgfrshit500
      @tgfrshit500 5 років тому +8

      Brandon Adams as I started reading this comment, it played in the vid 😂

    • @user-dr4qu9sv3m
      @user-dr4qu9sv3m 4 роки тому +2

      Me too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @leejamiemellor
      @leejamiemellor 4 роки тому +3

      Best bit had me in stitches 😂

    • @mememan2404
      @mememan2404 4 роки тому

      Nah I think the noise the tiger made was its transmission dieing

  • @matthewconnelly4930
    @matthewconnelly4930 5 років тому +356

    that fence belongs to the local french farming community! we cant just damage it!
    *drops 1000 kg bombs on it instead*

    • @randallcase1009
      @randallcase1009 5 років тому +28

      I'm sorry but that was a precision bombing strike carried out with extreme accuracy by the RAF. And CLEARLY that was a ball bearing plant that was struck.

    • @matthewconnelly4930
      @matthewconnelly4930 4 роки тому +4

      @@randallcase1009 well as long as you are destroying something french then I won't care

    • @Dz73zxxx
      @Dz73zxxx 4 роки тому +1

      @@randallcase1009 sadly the RAF couldnt handle that much light....poor service and symblos for an empire who never sees sunset.

    • @voughklry8362
      @voughklry8362 4 роки тому

      Should called the pe-8s

  • @admirald4nk558
    @admirald4nk558 4 роки тому +37

    squire: "You know what the germans are like! They'll only counterattack in the winter, and drive a little bulge into our line!"
    *Battle of The Bulge intensifies*

  • @denizschwarz7796
    @denizschwarz7796 Рік тому +2

    These vids are just such a masterpice

  • @sinant.3779
    @sinant.3779 5 років тому +200

    The whisteling already got me

    • @lucasgabrielpufalklein5270
      @lucasgabrielpufalklein5270 3 роки тому

      What song were they whistling?

    • @the_tactician9858
      @the_tactician9858 3 роки тому

      @@lucasgabrielpufalklein5270 Colonel Bogey March, and if I'm not mistaken the way they whistle it is a reference to The Bridge on the River Kwai.

  • @AxiomIndustries
    @AxiomIndustries 5 років тому +299

    That tiger didn't have free FPE or parts

    • @luther_pm5746
      @luther_pm5746 5 років тому +24

      He did lots of stuff, though.

    • @cobalt2361
      @cobalt2361 5 років тому +8

      l o t s o f s t u f f

    • @fagyu7502
      @fagyu7502 5 років тому +4

      He actually had, coz he could shoot the cromwell when he first caught on fire, it was just that he started extinguishing except.

    • @AussieWirraway
      @AussieWirraway 5 років тому

      *free abrams

    • @SlingerDomb
      @SlingerDomb 5 років тому +1

      @@luther_pm5746 *LOtS oF sTuFf

  • @thatdapperplat7805
    @thatdapperplat7805 4 роки тому +2

    I just rewatched this and realized all the references. This is truly art.

  • @bbaydogdu
    @bbaydogdu 4 роки тому +2

    Man, this video goes straight into my top 5 list of most hilarious things.

  • @DominikKost
    @DominikKost 5 років тому +232

    That tank (1st Polish Armored Div. would be my guess) attempting to reenact no. 303 Polish Squadron's manouver from BoB made my day :)

    • @nylkul9933
      @nylkul9933 5 років тому +9

      you are absolutely correct, in the navy we even used our own ships that were polish pre war (all other branches of military were fitted with standard british weapons and gear)

    • @SonsOfLorgar
      @SonsOfLorgar 5 років тому +1

      @@nylkul9933 I used to know an old veteran of the Polish home army/resistance :)

    • @RichardRenes
      @RichardRenes 5 років тому +9

      Fun fact: the Dutch city of Breda was liberated by a Polish division of the British army without even a shot being fired. Should be a sketch in there somewhere...

    • @DominikKost
      @DominikKost 5 років тому +6

      @@RichardRenes Same division played a crucial role in keeping the Falaise pocket closed. I think it was Montgomery who wrote the following: "Under Falaise we locked the Germans like they were in a bottle, and the Polish Armoured Division was the cork in this bottle". General Maczek's men saw the end of the war in Wilhelmshaven which they captured, or to whom the base capitulated on May 5 1945.

    • @DominikKost
      @DominikKost 5 років тому +11

      @@TheMrCosmo Best thing is, that the "repeat please" scene was based on a real event. During a training flight one of participating Polish pilots, Ludwik Paszkiewicz, noticed a German plane, broke off from the formation and shot it down. Upon returning to the base he was reprimanded for breaking discipline and congratulated on his and the squadron's first victory. 303 Squadron was declared operational on the next day and despite joining the fight late into Battle of Britain, ended with highest kill count out of all allied squadrons- over 100 confirmed kills. If you're interested in that topic, you can watch "Bloody foreigners" or read "A Question of Honor" by Lynne Olson and Stanley Cloud :)

  • @johncallaghan4926
    @johncallaghan4926 5 років тому +287

    Anyone else noticed that it's Tiger 131?

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  5 років тому +65

      For me, the bright yellow desert camouflage gave it away.

    • @malekkhelifi5116
      @malekkhelifi5116 5 років тому +12

      Squire i love Tiger 131 .. if i go to UK i will go to see it

    • @bootlesspick3592
      @bootlesspick3592 5 років тому +8

      Well it dose make sense since in fury they did use the real tiger 131

    • @diegofernandezruiz9641
      @diegofernandezruiz9641 5 років тому

      It has the number?

    • @user-to8sv7gw4s
      @user-to8sv7gw4s 5 років тому

      @@diegofernandezruiz9641 tiger 131 is a japan version of german tiger I.

  • @user-ok9lm3fj5l
    @user-ok9lm3fj5l 4 роки тому

    Best of this channel. I come watch this at least once every month.

  • @migliaracer1
    @migliaracer1 Рік тому

    I love these, brilliant.

  • @epick1648
    @epick1648 5 років тому +432

    1:23
    ,,Niemcy! Niemcy! Na dole! Nie widze ich! Gdzie? Na dole! Na prawo! Ide na nich! Widze ich!!!"
    Translation:
    Germans! Germans! Down there! I can't see them! Where? Down there! On the right! I go to them! I see them!!!
    If you were curious.

    • @cobalt2361
      @cobalt2361 5 років тому +20

      I fucking love that part XD

    • @NjuGames
      @NjuGames 5 років тому +1

      F

    • @Sealimperialpictures
      @Sealimperialpictures 5 років тому +37

      R E P E A T P L E A S E

    • @wn6886
      @wn6886 5 років тому +80

      The UA-cam comments are NOT for private polish chit chat

    • @epick1648
      @epick1648 5 років тому

      William Newell its translation not polish chat

  • @ajm0208
    @ajm0208 5 років тому +398

    4:36 I like the band of brothers reference

  • @alexkooks8766
    @alexkooks8766 4 роки тому +84

    7:37
    Don’t you mean..
    The *Fence* Resistance?
    (Look at 7:31)

  • @melisoreosxd2098
    @melisoreosxd2098 3 роки тому +8

    I- I am offended, I am outraged,and most of all... WHERE IS MY TEA

  • @eltumbacochisv3333
    @eltumbacochisv3333 5 років тому +827

    *_8:00_**_ My favorite part xD_*

  • @cissuperdroid
    @cissuperdroid 5 років тому +126

    There are few channels that obligate me to drop everything I'm doing to watch their latest upload.
    I'm proud to say that Squire is among those at the top!

  • @stevenaquino690
    @stevenaquino690 3 роки тому +8

    The amount of “A Bridge Too Far” references is awesome

  • @ljb4192
    @ljb4192 4 роки тому +21

    “Unrealistic” *Audie Murphie has entered the chat

  • @trashatthis2533
    @trashatthis2533 4 роки тому +278

    As an Australian i can say that we would be swearing more than in this film. Spot on though lads.

  • @dylanbuckley6583
    @dylanbuckley6583 5 років тому +688

    "Thats why we'll send in the Anzacs first!!". Very funny video, well done mate

    • @donpaterson4476
      @donpaterson4476 5 років тому +25

      Oh yes that's spot on ANZAC is an old British Military term meaning "cannon Fodder "

    • @migmadmarine
      @migmadmarine 5 років тому +19

      indeed,why maintain an empire if you can't use them as cannon fodder?

    • @rhysstanley7387
      @rhysstanley7387 5 років тому +5

      @@migmadmarine nope we send in the Indians and chinese. Then the ANZAC'S if all else fails.

    • @matthewrolls9426
      @matthewrolls9426 5 років тому +15

      And yet we gained more ground and won more battles then Britain alone...everytime america or Britain fucks up and gets stuck..they send us in.

    • @Lexcommentyoutube
      @Lexcommentyoutube 5 років тому +12

      No idea how true it is, but I heard when moral was low they stuck a couple of ANZAC troops in with other country formations to give them some balls

  • @askjldkalsasdnasn3721
    @askjldkalsasdnasn3721 4 роки тому

    your videos always make me smile

  • @s4und3rs_highhms47
    @s4und3rs_highhms47 3 роки тому +5

    I hope that no French Farming Communities were harmed in this video

  • @para_magnus2200
    @para_magnus2200 5 років тому +217

    8:00 “KNOCK KNOCK WHOS THERE? AP MOTHERFUCKER” favourite bit for sure

    • @kevinhall8555
      @kevinhall8555 4 роки тому +1

      Ah yes ignorant foul mouthed peasants who have'nt read the youtube request to keep comments respectful

    • @tacticool5483
      @tacticool5483 4 роки тому +5

      Kevin Hall shut the fuck up ya oversized walnut

    • @oneenglishbastard87
      @oneenglishbastard87 4 роки тому +4

      @@kevinhall8555 What a soft little wanker you are. Why are you watching videos with swearing if you're gonna be such a pussy about it.

    • @kevinhall8555
      @kevinhall8555 4 роки тому

      @@tacticool5483 another ignorant foul mouthed peasant...maybe if you used a dictionary you would'nt cone across as a moron..just a thought

    • @kevinhall8555
      @kevinhall8555 4 роки тому +1

      @@oneenglishbastard87 ctka blyat..eastern european?...you are excused

  • @limeyfreeman5213
    @limeyfreeman5213 5 років тому +84

    That polish tank looked like the true star to me.

    • @sovietchadster907
      @sovietchadster907 5 років тому

      Limey Freeman exactly my thought

    • @szmeple635
      @szmeple635 5 років тому +3

      im polish

    • @ethanedwards422
      @ethanedwards422 5 років тому +1

      It did just rush in, a bit like a Russian would. There is a story of a Russian tank crewmen who was liberated form a labour camp, he then fought with the 5th royal tank regiment I think it was. But he fought in a firefly until the end of the war when he was allowed to return to Russia (but he wasn't sent to a gulag or shot).

    • @piotrmalewski8178
      @piotrmalewski8178 5 років тому +1

      Ethan Edwards So he was lucky because most Polish soldiers couldn't come back. Not all, but some who came back were executed by the Soviets. And the clip is obviously a joke. Trzyniec was a tank of the 10th Cavalry Brigade, a highly skilled unit that was winning with Germans back in 1939 thanks to excellent tactical use of possesed tanks and AT weapons.

  • @DuckDelicious
    @DuckDelicious 2 роки тому

    This is my favorite squire video,

  • @allandavis8201
    @allandavis8201 3 роки тому +2

    I have watched this sketch so many times and it ever ceases to bring on a whole barrel of belly laughs until my chuckle muscles hurt. Brilliant and deserves a comedy award. 😀👍🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿😂😂😂😂😂

  • @superjesse645
    @superjesse645 5 років тому +84

    RIP Some random French fence
    Whatever-1944

  • @NjuGames
    @NjuGames 5 років тому +142

    next: if White Tiger was a British film

  • @smokyblackeyes3615
    @smokyblackeyes3615 3 роки тому +10

    8:00
    My favorite part.

  • @bankerduck4925
    @bankerduck4925 3 роки тому

    I like this. This is bloody good!

  • @TH3PLA1NP1L0T
    @TH3PLA1NP1L0T 5 років тому +219

    I like how the British and the Americans are actually helping each other

    • @ethanmcfarland8240
      @ethanmcfarland8240 4 роки тому +28

      Joaquin Marquillero
      Well yes that’s what they did in the bloody war

    • @357JohnM
      @357JohnM 3 роки тому +5

      I’m sure it happened from time to time if their officers didn’t interfere. LOL.

    • @victoriacyunczyk
      @victoriacyunczyk 3 роки тому +1

      @@ethanmcfarland8240 Yes, except for whenever Admiral King was somehow relevant. Idiot cost us a lot of ships.

    • @AJ-pt7bo
      @AJ-pt7bo 3 роки тому +2

      Kinda what happens when your allies

  • @chsims7032
    @chsims7032 4 роки тому +203

    the Polish reference with the Battle of Britain dialogue and music killed me. Nice one!

  • @captainjackknife5817
    @captainjackknife5817 3 роки тому +1

    Very happy to find this channel. As an American (sorry) I think this is the bee's knees. So far I'm fully entertained

  • @ARandomCatOnAKeyboard
    @ARandomCatOnAKeyboard 4 роки тому +5

    This is more historicly accurate than the actual fury movie

  • @msredfox
    @msredfox 5 років тому +72

    *British tank blows up* JOLLY GOOD SHOW, OLD SPORT

  • @cooperdobell548
    @cooperdobell548 5 років тому +196

    that aussie ping joke had me dying!!... god i hate my internet

    • @DCPTF2
      @DCPTF2 5 років тому +2

      We all do

    • @johncartwright8154
      @johncartwright8154 5 років тому +1

      And surely the commander would say; 'no worries mate! That'll buff out!"

    • @koala2075
      @koala2075 5 років тому

      i love my internet

    • @RDTheAwesome
      @RDTheAwesome 5 років тому

      I don't get it.

    • @Adenzel
      @Adenzel 5 років тому

      cooper dobell wow I somehow missed it, timestamp?

  • @adrianschapendonk5912
    @adrianschapendonk5912 3 роки тому

    Classic ! one of your best.

  • @hf1re240
    @hf1re240 5 років тому +165

    *"Vive la Fence!"*

  • @itsmegzuz6197
    @itsmegzuz6197 5 років тому +623

    If fury was a german film

    • @DerFoxY1327
      @DerFoxY1327 5 років тому +106

      Then you would See the Story of a poor jewish child and his mother fleeing from fashism and maybe.. Maybe.. An Computer animated Tank far away in the background.

    • @shadowno2298
      @shadowno2298 5 років тому +44

      You will see 10000000 dead soviets.
      Oh and maybe a tank.

    • @mrbruh6687
      @mrbruh6687 5 років тому +13

      The tiger is replaced with a tortoise

    • @andriandrason1318
      @andriandrason1318 5 років тому +21

      Staring Bradolf Pitler

    • @mwwachtel480p7
      @mwwachtel480p7 5 років тому +7

      @@mrbruh6687 and the Sherman's with a Pz. IV. G

  • @tojiroh
    @tojiroh 4 роки тому +3

    100% agreeing with your appraisal of the final scene. I could tolerate the inaccuracies up until that point (zero spacing when moving, zero infantry support in the Tiger fight, dumb usage of smoke rounds), but that final battle was just all shades of stupid.

    • @hazardous458
      @hazardous458 4 роки тому

      tojiroh Well not sure if they had infantry support. Sometimes, tank squad don’t get infantry but the biggest issue was Fury had a 76mm gun that could pen the tiger frontally.

  • @ReveredDead
    @ReveredDead 4 роки тому +1

    So many movie quotes from many movies and shows. I love it 😂😂

  • @tank9192
    @tank9192 5 років тому +256

    "Viva la fence" I'm ashamed of myself for how long I laughed at this

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  5 років тому +36

      I'm ashamed for writing it.

    • @ouranosodysseus286
      @ouranosodysseus286 5 років тому +12

      @@SquireComedy i'm french and all this made me laugh a lot, good job, very funny.

    • @Haustmyrkr
      @Haustmyrkr 5 років тому

      Owh sheit, guy, made my evening.

    • @RamadaArtist
      @RamadaArtist 5 років тому

      Same. And yet at the same time, not ashamed at all.

    • @jamieolberding7731
      @jamieolberding7731 5 років тому

      Squire I'm American. And I have a few friends who are Russian and French. I haven't met anyone who's German or British yet here in the USA!

  • @arkroyalslegalteam4911
    @arkroyalslegalteam4911 5 років тому +45

    "it worked for Brad Pitt, and movies never lie!"
    Speech- 100

  • @jaybberwocky
    @jaybberwocky Рік тому +1

    The BoB reference got me XD Great job

  • @kenc9236
    @kenc9236 3 роки тому

    I love the satire from movies and series. Well done.

  • @RG_Ashe
    @RG_Ashe 5 років тому +329

    7:29 Wait, the french outflanking the germans? I didn't know this was a fantasy movie :D

    • @erwinrommel6561
      @erwinrommel6561 5 років тому +3

      @MR GAMER 😂😂😂

    • @ineedanamestill5236
      @ineedanamestill5236 5 років тому +10

      VIVE LA FENCE XD

    • @irov5884
      @irov5884 5 років тому +12

      Check the D-Day in Provence and the impact of the French Resistance in whole France during the D-Day. The French did flank the Germans, they cut all the roads between the South and the North, the French in Provence arrived the first in Germany and cut all the roads so the Germans in France couldn't retreat but only surrender. Not a fantasy but a fact.

    • @ahmadraihan2706
      @ahmadraihan2706 5 років тому +3

      @@irov5884 fuck you frenchies, surrender in your own country and vietnam lol. What a joke

    • @irov5884
      @irov5884 5 років тому +8

      @@spetsnazpunk1378 Not even a bit, only restoring facts.

  • @floydlooney6837
    @floydlooney6837 5 років тому +329

    6:00 - precision bombing? in 1945? We used hundreds of planes to attack a factory and anything landing within a mile was a "hit"....

    • @marekniksa3657
      @marekniksa3657 5 років тому +43

      truth was: if bombed brits, germans had to hide, if bombed germans, brits and americans had to hide, if bombed americans all had to hide!

    • @tkkmss5713
      @tkkmss5713 4 роки тому +24

      They used precision bombing to take out the French farming community’s fence....

    • @g8ymw
      @g8ymw 4 роки тому +1

      Keep up, that was earlier in the war.
      We then started using radio guidance systems (Long after the Germans) GEE, Oboe and H2S

    • @OmegaTrooper
      @OmegaTrooper 4 роки тому +5

      That’s the point........

    • @emperorcaesar4311
      @emperorcaesar4311 4 роки тому +4

      well yes, thats exactly the joke

  • @somethingelse4878
    @somethingelse4878 3 роки тому +1

    Brilliant, simply brilliant

  • @cutler_beckett
    @cutler_beckett 2 роки тому +13

    I like how you don’t favor one side’s tanks over the other.
    On one hand, you make fun of the Germans for lacking the resources to build enough tanks and how their overly complex engineering led to mechanical and human error.
    On the other you make fun of the Allies’ tanks for their reoccurring inability to penetrate German armor and for the British tanks’ box-like design.
    Moral of the story: Every tank sucked in their own way in WWII. The only reason the Allied tanks became triumphant was because their factories were about as fertile as octo-mom.
    EDIT: And because, while Allied tanks could usually be knocked out easier, the crew would often survive and just hop into another tank days later.

  • @vincemacalacad5717
    @vincemacalacad5717 5 років тому +849

    *VIVE LA FENCE*

  • @wichrun
    @wichrun 5 років тому +36

    "With your ping you're harder to hit" - gold, epic, legendary

  • @henderson023
    @henderson023 2 роки тому +1

    I'm dying here, lads, I'm dying!
    What a gas this ended up being xD Thank you very much, Squire and company, for giving me a break from the mundane with this dose of madcap. You fine fellows keep doing what you do, stay safe, and have a nice day!

  • @ptrd4111
    @ptrd4111 3 роки тому

    Love the amount of references in this from all sides

  • @acommonsoldier8607
    @acommonsoldier8607 5 років тому +553

    Everything in this video is hilarious. I love the BoB reference at 4:38 too. It’s a nice touch.

    • @phillipblock5304
      @phillipblock5304 5 років тому +5

      Two references for one

    • @mungo7136
      @mungo7136 5 років тому +6

      ROFL
      I did not get the point. As I had a BoB reference in my head from 1:23 and your one did not match.
      Well, everything is correct, just my BoB is a little bit older:
      1:23 BoB (1969 Battle of Britain www.imdb.com/title/tt0064072/?ref_=nv_sr_3)
      4:38 BoB (2001 Band of Brothers www.imdb.com/title/tt0185906/?ref_=nv_sr_1)
      32 years difference in 3 minutes 15 seconds

    • @JohnJohnson-dj2dv
      @JohnJohnson-dj2dv 5 років тому +1

      You must be very easily entertained.

    • @mk2526
      @mk2526 5 років тому

      Is it the fence???

    • @kingandcountry1242
      @kingandcountry1242 5 років тому +1

      It took me a while to understand the Stormtrooper joke... I feel pathetic as a Star Wars fan... lol

  • @AzurBarnitzke
    @AzurBarnitzke 5 років тому +198

    Waiting to see Potential History on his new video...
    *Everything thing wrong in the BRITISH version of Fury...*

  • @repostedcontent4755
    @repostedcontent4755 2 роки тому +5

    6:41 I love this part because of how small the tiger looks

  • @GameSniper99
    @GameSniper99 4 роки тому

    It's like the 5th time I watch this video. I loved every second and I require more.

  • @shikikankillzone4239
    @shikikankillzone4239 5 років тому +106

    R.I.P. Little fence
    *Press F to pay respects*