World War Tea
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- Опубліковано 20 лис 2017
- I apologise for the title.
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Squire huzzah! A new video at last. And a bloody good one at that!
Crikey lad you've got a jerry up yer tail I'm gonna crack open the 22mm on em!! P.S the Vulcan is a bloody beast!
Squire Pink Pussycat Club? Discworld inspired? I wouldn't be surprised.
Squire you should have added a dunce designation for those who break the rules allowing for them to be humiliated before a ban
I SERVE THE SQUIDONIAN EMPIRE!!!!
*When France has to retreat from their retreating, does it mean they're engaging?*
LegendaryArmy Hmmm.....
*Maybe so...*
MIND BLOWN
Nah, they’re just retreating forwards
LegendaryArmy I actually died
Not as bad as the French died when they became Vichy France.
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the War Room!"
My all time favorite film.
Fitting.
PointyHairedJedi yyeeeeeeeeeessssss
Google should learn to stop worrying and love the bomb
WE MUST NOT ALLOW A MINESHAFT GAP!!!
America: *shows up*
Me: I can feel the freedom through the screen.
Lmao
XDDD
More like the oil
Americans : theres nothing special about toilets...
me : take the t and ets out of toilets rn
Americans : hold up...
@@HumanwingzOfficial *O i l*
*"VIVA LA FRANCE!"*
*"NONONONO!"*
Tenno Shenaniganizer BWAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA IM DEATH BECAUSE OF LAUGHTER IN THAT PART!!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣
it’s “Vive La France”
Dat prof pic tho
*To be continued*
-insert dr strangelove ending-
*breath in* nope, pierre gert us back to the maginot
>Soviet union
>Uses capitalist flying pig instead of our glorious mil-28
>MFW
Oof
"FOR THE FUR... just go hans" best line ever
Klaus*
Sumner 2004 “For Der Bundes-Chancellor!”
+1 Million Subs With only 11 videos Kanzellar probably.
What was the song they sing ?
@@comradeweismann6947 Panzerlied I think and Hopefully I spelled that Correctly
the American tank always gets me
*Liberty intensifies*
YeeHAW!!!!
@@warblerblue Random Bulldog
It’s the french tank for me
USA USA USA USA
*Germany's voice sound smexy and I don't know why*
Same thought~
fuck yes 👈👁👄👁👌
Agreed
Agreed
Same
9:22
Actual footage of France becoming a nuclear power.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA!
Yesssss
LONG LIVE FRANCE HAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Frog 1: Hey Pierre, what does this button do?
Frog 2: NONNONNONNONNON!
I don't know how you keep raising the bar every video, but you keep doing it.
this video took 150 hours to make, and it got demonetized RIP
444 likes.
Subterrainio upload in 40000 years?
HELLO THERE
But does he know what it feels like yet
*Russians surround the german/american/british tanks*
Germany: "this is just like stalingrad!"
America: "it's the battle of the bulge all over again!"
Britain: "this is new."
Since there seems to be some conflict in the replies section, I'm just going to clear some things up factually:
The conflict at Yorktown didn't take place during the Second World War, the Siege of Tobruk consisted of Australians and New Zealanders (Commonwealth but not British) and Dunkirk wasn't a complete encirclement like Stalingrad or the Battle of the Bulge. The only real time the British got surrounded on a large scale I believe might've been during Operation Market Garden (which was intentional - they’re paratroopers!)
Battle for Rorke's Drift
SmedNet Dunkirk
They weren’t surrounded at Rorkes drift because the Zulu came from one direction and at Dunkirk they had naval and civilian ships behind them
@@X3105i I see someone watched zulu
*cough cough* Torbruk *cough*
2:28
The American tank represents America perfectly
Edit: for those of you who are offended, I live in the US
Yes it does.
I'm so disappointed in us, but yeah it does
Marie-Elle why are you disappointed
It represents tge fourth of the july way tooo well
thats not fair. im sure not ALL Americans are loud and obnoxious. just the majority if they elected trump.
Love the American entry lol
Same
America is not like that America has a calm voice and America does no just barge in it comes in when a country needs help and supports them
@@noanime0610 vietnam needed help
Maćko z Bogdańca U see Vietnam dident ask for help and they dident want us to help and they said that to
@@noanime0610 nice sarcasm there
I love how the German crew starts singing Panzerlied.. and then “Louder!” oh what a beautiful reference.
Really glad you picked up on that ;)
I got that too, only cause I listen to glorious fatherland music
Ahh, the Battle of the bulge movie. With some of the funniest deaths ever shot in a war film. With pattons as Tiger IIs and Chaffes as shermans and with the power to change summer to winter and back again in a few scenes. Good times.
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Problem is that they are singing the first stanza over and over, but it still makes me want to invade France every time I hear it.
An especially good reference because they used M47s to stand in for Tigers/Panthers in that film. Certainly made me chuckle thinking back to how strange that was to see. I do hope we'll be seeing a video featuring the Chieftain at some point in the future
"No need to mention the war" while simultaneously mentioning both wars
its a reference to Fawlty towers, a comedy classic sitcom by John cleese.
ua-cam.com/video/yfl6Lu3xQW0/v-deo.html
"Dont mention the war", "you started it', " yes you did, you invaded poland'
@@yareyare_dechi I loved that scene!
@@WTCrazykid073 it was pure comedy gold
The American tank is my spirit animal
The britian tank is mine
American is mine as well because I’m an American
Im American and both the russian and American tank our my spirit animals
Prob den deutschen Panzer für mich
kimchi 0w0 furry.
"What you think this is gonna withstand a 20 megaton nuclear blast?"
"well it is sloped"
What’s next planes can operate underwater?
HKA film productions submaRine with wIng
@@pricey70 The submawing
At the History Class :
Teacher : Alright, Students, can somebody tell me when and how did the Cold War began ?
Me : In 1955, when Squire's Centurion tank broke "The Iron Curtain" ( litteraly a wooden fence ) between East and West Germany.
Rick O'Shay might as well be wood
Teacher: Wrong. It was actually a chain-link fence.
And how a WW2 French tank (actually its a I-Go-Ko) rammed into a nuclear bomb driving backwards while the commander shouts: "Viva La France."
The only one who survived the blast was squire
@@firesturmgaming VIV *E* LA FRANCE*
Germany: were surrounded, this is just like Stalingrad
America: we’re surrounded, this is just like the Battle of the Bulge
Britain: oh we’re surrounded, this is new
How about the Dunkirk??
Battle of the Imjin River, Battle of Chosin Reservoir
MY DEAR LEADER
Dear Leader, so do you know a guy called Kevin?
Dear leader, what are you doing here?
"Zulus, thousands of them!"
"Those ain't ZSUs, those are T-54s"
Gotta love the Zulu joke
Whens that?
@@s9drifto501 When the T54s first start appearing, you'll hear someone say "so is 2 worse than 3?"
@@LordKitchenersKitchenUntensils ohok thx
@ThatAlpha1900 _ I believe it's an instrumental version of "When Johnny Comes Marching Home"
"Men of Harlech"
"Back to the Maginot."
My goddamn sides XD
Doctrine française après guerre:
_French doctrine after the war_
FAITES FACE À MAGINOT
_ALWAYS FACE MAGINOT_
>True Stories
Well that explains the reverseing
“You cant spell *NATO* without T!”
French Tank: "This is our chance to go nuclear!"
Brithis Tank: "No no no no!"
*To Be Continued Meme*
well they did go nuclear by ramming into the bomb
Hee
The Current relationship between the British and the French couldn't be better explained
ENGINE yeah no shit
The French tanks move faster backwards?!
XD
The Frenchs tanks are far faster in front than reverse (65 km/h and -20km/h and the Leclerc is 80kmh for - 30kmh the abrams is 76kmh for -40 kmh lol )
@@bieloruskii and what bout the Tiger P??? XD maybe even ferdinand
KMS Bismarck Drache191200 the Ferdinand was supersonic in reverse due to its gearing
@@Ty-yt3lj okay, then i was correct, btw, it was the electric motor 😜
you should make a sound mod for crew voices
Kuba Dubrowski
>gets kill
>yeeeeeees
Crusty Plunger there are soooo many beautiful sentences that can be used
YEEEEESSS!
Kuba Dubrowski And replace all non-penetration hit sounds with that (ping) sound from 5:12.
What a genius idea :D
German tank - "of course, of course, we're surrounded, this is just like Stalingrad."
US tank - "We're surrounded, it's like the battle of the bulge all over again"
British Tank - "oh we're surrounded, this is new"
cough, Yorktown cough
*COUGH* DUNKIRK *COUGH*
eeeeeh, idk, i mean they still had the British navy and RAF to aid them, they were mainly trapped between the Germans and the English Channel, trapped but not surrounded
Still surrounded. Sure, they had a way out, but it was fairly limited
well to be fair if the German navy took part in it too then they would have been surrounded, but the British still had a means of escape, thus it wouldn't technically be considered as actually being surrounded
Then leme put it this way
Surrounded by land
"IT'S THE SIZE OF A TANK, HOW COULD YOU MISS IT?!"
"With all due respect, sir, it was camouflaged"
Me too
What a lad
It was ~1:26
And it’s a German
"We are surrounded, this is like Stalingrad"
"We are surrounded, this is like the Bulge"
"We are surrounded, this is new..." Lost it 🤣😂🤣😂
At least someone picked up on the sarcasm 😂
Lol Dunkirk
@@lchapo6698 Dunkirk wasn’t a complete encirclement, and it was an evacuation
A french war joke hmmm.
Why are the french tanks faster in reverse ? Cause they retreat more than they advance !
the french tanks have 7 reverse gears and one forwards gear
why the forwards gear?
for when the enemy comes from behind
Na he was the wrong way
Hey hey look that american tank and stalin are me! :D
8:21 Me: "MY GOD?! ALIENS! IT'S ALL TRUE!!! GET US THE [BLEEP] OUTTA HERE!!!"
B-2 and blackbird: am I a joke to you?
HKA film productions this would be before the sr-71 was known about
V8 engines engage
@@joshlia6469 Cool.
Lmao best part
I love Germany’s accent
D:
I reckon that you love germany
@@bandit6902 *DRUGZ*
@@yui_the_weeb9800 *Drugs*
Same here ;-;
"YEEHAW! RIDE EM BULLDOG! USA! USA! USA!"
“WHO THE HELL INVITED THEM!??”
“WAS IT YOU!?
“YOU CALLED THEM LAST TIME! WHY WOULD WE CALLED THEM IN?"
“GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY PRIVATE NOBODY!”
"What the hell is that."
"Agh it's nothing!-"
4:36 But.. Dunkirk
President Moose that's the French prounounciation
And Arnhem too?
Tamamo Knight the joke is that its not the first time
Dunkirk? I'd rather touch fluffy tail
Tamamo Knight Gallipoli too.
Who would win:The Soviets With explosive rounds or The British with TEA
Dylan Da Random .....tea, obviously
or………………MEE
From the kettle
Neither
The zulus and Finnish win
Boston
“Seen the sights, or what’s left of them”
*excuse me*
“Fucc”
Squire, I dont know if you meant to reference this, but Centurion no. 169041 actually survived a nuclear blast during a test, with almost all inner appliances working. (Gun, engine, etc.) But shortly thereafter was knocked out by a single RPG round.
Coltin chao And its Australian
yeah but that centurion was probably not right next to the explosion
Coltin chao Do remember the gun tarp, the vision slits, anyone who would have been in the tank were destroyed. Functional yes but combat efficiency is gone.
Yes, that is true. Thats why there was a dummy crew inside the tank to test its strength against a nuclear blast.
The driver was wounded by the RPG, but the tank was still functional.
The American stereotype tho...then again I know like 5 people with that horn.
Hahaha! I want one.
Lord Constantine it’s called “Dixie”
Well as a Brit I can say the title did lure me in but this is much more than expected.
Anyone here from the animations on princon of Countryhumans?
ua-cam.com/video/Ynii0rtTesg/v-deo.html
Yep
Yep
YES
Yeeeeeeee 😂😂😂
0:30 the most exciting battle I never seen
That ending
*MEIN FURHER! I CAN WALK!*
Dr.Strangelove or how I learn to stop worrying and love the bomb reference!
Boar Vessel, 600-500 B.C. , Etruscan Ceramic where?
Gotta love pierre and klaus
5:43 *When germany took over france.*
"Don't mention the war" nice Fawlty towers reference indeed
Not to mention all the historical and movie references, even down to the Welshman humming Men of Harlech, Bravo Squire, another spiffing video sir!
Cheers, Dan!
and we'll meet again by vera lynn featured in the end of doctor strangelove
*L O U D E R*
JAA UNSER SINNNN
aaronsprouse01 8:54
EEEST BRAUST UNNNSER PAAAANZER
IM STUURMWIIND DAHIIN!
France: were going nuclear.
NOOO
ding.
Oh I didn't go o...
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM
5:42 **heavy inhale** NOPE! Pierre, get us back to the Maginot
Squire... I remember watching your episodes with my granddad, as I used to call him squire too! XD He loved your sense of humour and found your accent rather comedic. Unfortunately he passed away yesterday. Now when I watch your videos I will always remember those special moments. Thank you for everything buddy. ;)
Genuinely sorry to hear that, mate. Really glad to of played my part. All the best, and thanks for sticking with me.
Squire Thanks buddy 😉
Squire!!! Stalin died in 1953 wth is he doing in 1955
Iowa BB-61 magic
Yeah and what about Churchill? He was voted out in 1945!
And was chosen as Prime Minister again in 1951 to 1955.
Ya
He was specially revived for the meeting because Khrushchev wasn't interested in the escalation
Meanwhile in Canada during the Cold War:
Canadian #1: you hear something, eh?
Canadian #2: Shut up man hockey is on!
Canadian #1: Oh crap you right
Same with every single war
True
@@pricey70 not true Canada actually did a hellofalot in ww1 and ww2. Canada was the breadbasket for the British empire during ww1 and Canadian troops fought throughout the war most notably at vimy ridge. In ww2 Canadian troops fought in Africa and Sicily and made the failed landing at dieppe and the successful landing at Juno and also liberated most of the Netherlands
@@a_human8489 Canada lost less troops in both wars I believe then soldiers lost at Stalingrad a single battle....
@@pricey70 you say that as if America lost heaps of people in the world wars. In ww2 Yugoslavia took more casualties than the Americans.
And in ww1 America only lost double as many men and when you consider the Americans had a lot more than double Canada’s population her contributions to the war suddenly don’t look so little
As an American I can confirm anytime any of us walk into a room we have to yell “YEEEEEHAWWWWW” as loud and long as we can
"Don't mentioned the war!"
-Basil Fawlty 19-something-something.
Gotta be careful what you say. You don't know how those god damned commies will take it
You started it.
No, we didn't.
Yes you did you invaded Poland.
Fawlty towers was 1970s good program
Jesus Christ, 126 likes!? Wow.
He finally uploads!
Adapper _Dilo ikr
Adapper _Dilo I
And he comes back with a masterpiece, I say
I know!
Adapper _Dilo yeesssss
I lost my shit when the Brit started whistling Men of Harlech 😂. I literally just got done watching Zulu 🤣😆
Did you hear the other Zulu reference?
"Better dead than Red! LET THEM HAVE IT!"
2:31 ah, good old Texans.
what?
Disclaimer:Calling me any race except Asian has been attempted. This is to give evidence of being Asian by verifying what type of Asian I am and also to stop bullshit conspiracy, to further explain. I had been called Mexican so many times and also Asian that my Race is classified unknown
What the heck made you comment this? All I said was "ah, good old texans."
Ruron 13 Oh nvm well in 5:46 a Japanese Tank seemed to be French and it looked Japanese because it had a cramp look to it and it had no Weird Shapes and the body look is a Char B1 fail so it is Japanese (Disclaimer:Ignore the Disclaimer including this if you so choose)
Fire Power701 dude are you high?
defcon 5: a ok defcon 4: a little tense defcon 3: start militarization defcon 2: prep nukes defcon 1: FIRE ALL NUKES!!!!!
"Nope. Pierre, get us right back to the Maginot "
I feel like an American. YYYYYEEEEEEEEHHHAAWWWWWW
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWW!!!
Get the hell out of the way private nobody YYYYYEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHhHHHHhHhHHhHHHHhHHHHhHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
4:27
Germany: We're surrounded... Just like Stalingrad...
USA: We're surrounded... It's the battle of the Bulge all over again!
UK: We're surrounded... This is new!
*cough* Dunkirk *cough*
History Girl not really bcus they had sea access
You watched the video too?
*sad Dunkirk noises*
@@jocelynndotson7273 Yes, they were surrounded. From that side at least
Source: i don't know, perhaps Soldier from TF2? ("You're surrounded! At least from this side!")
😂😂I was dead when the French showed up
Elisha Istomin That was a Japanese tank
Fire Power701 yeah your right I’m fucking stupid
Fire Power701 it was representing the French though
Representing the ft1
its vive, viva is for spain & italy
0:47 I love how they're talking about the iron curtain and yet we can clearly see the fence ends just behind them. It makes it even funnier
8:53 Panzerlied 10/10
Merry Christmas you atomic animal you.
The French mucked it up again
Andrew Lowrie dang it you baguette come back and help defend like a man!!!
americana_incarnate I swear
The British mucked it up in dunkirk and we French had to stay while the "Valuable" Brits retreated in a cowardly manner...Your welcome...
guys it was just a JOKE
Gabriel Duchesne their country, their responsibility
2:25
*Thats America alright.*
The world: *starts WW 3.
France: *inhales* no, lets get back to the Maginot.
British: We are surrounded! This is new...
*cough*cough* dunkirk
They werent fully surrounded. Britain was in the sea
Poor example
Robert Li it wasn't fully surrounded just behind them .
Foxy fox wow at land they were....
Rorkes Drift , Singapore , Hong Kong , Tobruk , Chindits , Arnhem etc
One day, maybe once, I will get a shoutout in a squire video...
You know it, darling.
Squire No homo-erotic things until no nut November ends 🅱️
NO
Keep on dreaming.
I don't think it's Many Miles Away.
8:41 for my sake just turn on the captions
1:10 I guess you could say it was *UNTHINKABLE*
What dying lad had to make the Soviet voice?
I feel bad for that man, for one can not easily convey the power of the soviets. If they were to need a TRUE Russian accent, then they need not look further, komrade
That accent is horrible tbh, I think I can fake it better -.-
But in Russian that lad speaks quite good, almost without an accent
420 likes...
The american and russian voice is the same person.
BY GOD ALIENS, ITS ALL TRUE! GET US THE F$&# OUTTA HERE
Why? The US makes it more funny🤣
V Bombers still look futuristic today. Just love the look of the Victory. The Valiant was the only one to actually drop a nuke though. Was only for testing though, obviously. The vulcan in this video was striking to look at as well. The valiant was the plane ;) jane fall back.
"Don't mention the war"
That Fawlty Towers reference though.
Once in a while i return to rewatch this little masterpiece. So many funny ideas! Splendid! ❤
I am French, and I approve of this.
Pareil XD
Quel deshonneur...
De Gaule: _Qu'est-il devenu de l'esprit français mon descendant?_
Ah... *images de manifestations, french bashing, royalisme en risée *
Pas grand chose mon Général *GouteDeSueur.png *RireGêné.mp4
Bourne joure
On est tous pareil
The bit with the French though
elliot taylor
They avoid having to surrender by not having to get anything to do with the problem
9:27 Looks like France just got the nuclear option and Britain is trying to stop them.
"And don't mention the war"- that's a reference from Faulty towers. What a classic.
And France retreats yet again!
“Make a Path, Private Nobody”
HE AINT NOBODEH -voice actor for american tank
TheWolfy I agree on the profile pic
THIS WAS HILARIOUS ! So damned funny ! I especially loved the end with the spoof of We'll Meet Again done on accordion ! LMAO ! Everyone in a circle pointing at each other... just classic. Good stuff guys !
just a casual Saturday morning with a conversation between some tanks
4:02 *SOVIET UNION INTENSIFY*
what song is it?
@@respectablebogan3276 Red alert 3
Sofa Yet Onion
Should have played the music backwards when the soviets ‘tactically’ retreated
I tried, it didn't sound great.
Hey Squire what’s the music called I want to try something
russian march or something from red alert
John glore lol
John glore i never seen Soviets retreat
British: “we are surrounded. This is new...”
But you guys are literally on an island surrounded by water
I laughed too hard
“Obt die sonne uns lacht”
“Louder”
These references are all over the place
Ja. Battle of The Bulge
2:32 Yeeeee-Haaaw!!! Rid'em Bulldog, USA USA USA🇺🇲
"YEEEE-HAAAAW!!!!!!! Ride 'em, Bulldog! USA! USA! USA!"
WOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
With subtitles I says, “ride em safe” x3
Who the hell invited them was it you?
just i hear ''Random Bulldog''??
“We’re surrounded, this is new”
BRUH
DUNKIRK
Exactly what I was thinking 😂😂
Not really they had access to the sea so it wasn't a full incircilment
And that's what the Germans thought, and why the British got away.
No, the french were...
The british "heroicly" ran to England...
it was either running to england or death by Messerschmitts so...
Granted, the British did leave the French to die, though.
This should be required viewing once every two months! Never fails to get me laughing!
"I've found the source of the ticking noise, it's a NUKE!"
"YAAAAAAAAYYYYY-"
The french tank made the video 8times better
8:08 *Soviet Army starts making like the French with high pitched Soviet March playing*
As if my sides hadn't been destroyed enough by the French part
I just found your channel. I truly love what you've created.
sees Vulcan
MY GOD ALIENS!! ITS ALL TRUE!!
GET US THE F*CK OUTTA HERE
"For the fuhr-" "cleans throat""klaus just go"
MY GOD! ALIENS!! That gutted me.
GET ME THE FUCK OUTTA THERE THEM ALIENS SPOOKED ME
My God, these are all just bloody brilliant