Ranking Your CURSED Cooking
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- Опубліковано 22 сер 2022
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Schlatt ranks your DISGUSTING meals. This stuff is basically inedible.
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I asked you guys to send in photos of your DISGUSTING Cooking, your CURSED cooking, your WEIRD meals, your SCUFFED food, or whatever other word I can throw in here for keyword optimization. They were Hilarious, Embarrassing, and Downright Scary at times.
Edited by wheatskins: / wheatskins_ - Розваги
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Ok "schlatt"
No thank you.
I’m not going to download your liberal technology shlayg
Whats up checkmark?
okayyy
For reference, at the timeout, schlatt actually spends about 10 minutes just mentally preparing for the catboy
😆
At this point, I honestly can't tell what is and isn't a bot
@@duskstorm3560 lmao facts
@@duskstorm3560 finally, it's here
@@duskstorm3560 finally, it's here
I wouldn't be surprised if one of jschlatt's fans cooked meth live on stream then sends it to his po box
Are u from braking bad
@@jschlattLIVE yes, yes he is
@@jschlattLIVE still nothing compared to what you did back in 99
@@jschlattLIVE better caul saul is better imo
@@jschlattLIVE no
After rewatching I’ve realized something… does Schlatt just know which drugs each ingredients make?!
🤫
Be quiet, you don't want to draw attention to it or "he" might notice
I mean not really, he called a gunpowder recipe a black tar heroin recipe, so I’m questioning his professionalism. I’m personally more into illicit moonshining, but even I know the difference between what powders you should and should not be snorting.
naaaaaahhhhhhhh💀💀💀💀💀💀
@@dane7739just get your license and make it legally.. makes it less fun I guess, but makes buying good equipment much much easier. Makes cheaper and better alcohol than a shit $9 handle of vodka
"Stop jerking off the salt dispenser"
Never in my entire life, have I ever heard that sentence
Lancer said that he'd never think he'd hear that sentence in his entire life
and he said it wrong, he actually says "don't start jerking off the salt dispenser"
People that hate "Schlatt": *trying to get him banned*
People that love "Schlatt": *trying to get him banned*
@awnx ruyv thats what he said
@@daquavious8011 People that hate "Schlatt": trying to get him banned People that love "Schlatt": trying to get him banned
@@daquavious8011 People that hate "Schlatt": trying to get him banned People that love "Schlatt": trying to get him banned
trying to get him banned and trying to get him banned endearingly
"I" "love" "Schlatt" "so" "much""."
i watched this entire stream and the amount of 9/11 references, schleezers and meth recipes he got was absurd
True, it was hilarious though
I died when those two sweet ladies baked a f*cking twin towers cake. It's always the ones you least expect
Surprised no one has tried to squeeze all of it in one vid yet.(maybe including the "it's free"movement). Maybe next time
How to make meth btw, asking for a friend
The references, wheezer intros, and recipes need to stop. It's not funny. They seriously need to go get some help.
Schlatt: You can clear all of your history so people don't know what you're planning
1 month later: The Queen 💀
Bro💀
No 💀
Yeah 💀
Let it die let it die let it shrivel up and die
@@Emogamer-tp8vonahhhh
4:39
“You can’t redeem yourself from that”
“Duwehdowehduleh”
“WA HHHHH _whatwasthatnoise_
WHAHAT”
This cooking is nowhere NEAR as cursed as when Schlatt cooked the human bodies of those fifteen women on August 23rd, 1999, just for fun.
It's a shame the witnesses just "disappeared"
@@hijo5966 Hi Jo
It was a good meal
@@hijo5966 Men. Ew
Excuse me?
I love how the content has gone from schlatt having fans make content for him to his fans making content that he literally cannot show lmao
I feel as though the main goal is to cause as much mental damage to slchatt as possible
it's probably gonna get soooo much worse lol
Its educational
I feel kinda bad for Schlatt.
schlatt community
5:38 I rate that 9/11
me too
At this point, Schlatt's screams of pain and confusion are the only things that put me to sleep at night.
It concerns me how many Schlatt viewers know how to cook illegal substances
it concerns me more that "Schlatt" instantly knew that a video was giving the ingredients to Black Tar Heroin
@@imthestickman It wasn't tho. It was for blackpowder. You can't make heroin at home without opium.
@@TheArtonSlo how do you know that hmm?
@@Kitkat-xc2kd hey man the internet is a wild place
@@Kitkat-xc2kd google.
I personally know how to make these illegal items:
M*th
Pipebombs
Napalm
Blackpowder (gunpowder)
C*caine
Uranium-235
Schlatt is so paranoid of drug recipes that when he saw CIA black powder(Used for military ammunition) he immediately thought it was herion. Next time someone sends a picture of salt hes gonna think its a drug.
@@ItzMalick your videos are half clickbait and half trash, you get views by following trends, nothing original
i mean, i doubt the government wants you to know how to make tank shells with their secret special recipe for black powder
he doesn't think its a drug he thinks its a weapon, which it is. If I posted a video saying how to make a fucking pipe bomb would that be ok?
@@Gabush he thought it was heroin the first time and prob the second time too but ur point still stands
@@momoavatar4960
Yes, and that’s precisely why we should.
When the government fears The People, there is freedom.
0:43 as a chef; I'll let you do whatever you want as long as it is funny and it's before/after service.
For anyone who left wondering:
While vanilla extract is generally safe to use in small quantities for flavoring purposes, excessive consumption can pose risks. One potential risk is alcohol poisoning, as vanilla extract contains a high alcohol content. Drinking too much can lead to symptoms like dizziness, nausea, and even unconsciousness.
Oh boy Schlutt, this sure is cooking being ranked
These fucking bots
"schlutt"
@@Mr.Pixelated these bots are clearly meant to spam shorts but i have never seen them on shorts lol
@@geniusfree8905 yeah ive seen bot channels on shorts but not in comments of shorts
@@ertretyutuu6358 thank you ertret yutuu for your insights.
Schlatt is going to have a heart attack whenever he sees the color blue from now on
Homies gonna get PTSD by the colour blue
It could be meth…or it could be wheezer.
@@smashmoop6402 schmeth
HeisenSchlatt
"blue" *
i just love that schlatt just shows the audience that he is doing a ad just for money with such confidence
Schlatt turned into Paul Dano's Riddler when he saw the dirty room.
I can imagine the average jschlatt fan creating a new illegal substance then becomes a millionaire
Are u from braking bad
Bro why are you everywhere go back to 308 Negra Arroyo Lane
Heisenburger
On that note any tips for beginners
Heisenberg 👍
At 6:14 that actually isn’t the ingredients to black tar heroin, it’s a recipe for blackpowder, which is an explosive used in fireworks and is completely legal to make! The video tutorial shown here is up on UA-cam and has a good amount of views, not to mention you can literally Google how to make it and get a ton of results.
Charcoal.
@Joshua Roehl OMG it's finally here
Although I would really not recommend CIA Method Powder, it’s really inefficient, messy, and generally produces poor quality powder due to the water content in the alcohol which impairs sulfur and potassium integration, which is common in all liquid method powders. I would recommend either making a ball mill at home or even a modified rock tumbler. Only use a liquid method as a last resort
@@ziplocbag4303 based
Its educational!
3:24 not only was there a disgusting cake in this clip, but a guy hit a Twin Towers made of cake with a road sign
'"God stars with g and so does 'gays'. Satan stats with s and so does 'straights' so who's REALLY going to hell?' ~ Jebediah Schlatt, LGBTQ+ ally " - someone at 7:52
I love that when chat saw street signs, they immediately started spamming “ITS FREE”
@@ItzMalick ok idc
There’s no price tag so it’s free
@@gear6881 there’s no price tag so it’s not for sale
@@fluffydragon1525 to be free is to consider the world as your store my man, everything is for sale in this capitalistic society
He obviously doesn't like it either. People do it for the joke, but the joke is literally committing thievery. You'd think the viewers would stop since he's already shown them that he doesn't condone this behavior.
Been subbed for a few months now and I see that schlatt lore consists of: hating feet, Weezer memes, misspelling his name, theft, cooking meth and 911 jokes
@Hypie did he go to Woodstock? enlighten me
Also the free signs
@@weavesnatcher8457 he did unspeakable things to women in 1999
And men
@@personbadatgames “theft”
8:58 jschlatt casually congratulating the guy that made a proper meal:
The meth cookers on the other hand.....
What about us?
@@kristine_riddle00 you wouldn't get it
I love how as a community we are slowly driving Schlatt (who is already completely insane) more insane
Schlatt: "I CAN'T SHOW HOW TO MAKE METH!"
Also Schlatt: "So couch guns, am I right?"
At least the guns are legal
Love how every 2min of the stream “Schlatt” was yelling at people to stop sharing meth recipies
Its educational
His a big hypocrite, we all know he cooked in 99.
8:15 i tried catching my monitor because it looked like it was falling from the zoom effect 💀
If you didn't know, ice cream is actually a really good combination with salt and is even considered a delicacy in some countries.
For more details about this search
"salty ice cream"
We know you love the "inedible" food, Schlatt, You're too afraid to admit it. Too afraid to admit the acts you did in 1999.
We don’t talk about ‘99
@@ItzMalick get out before I repeat the things schlatt did in 1999
@@ItzMalick you have like the worst channel ever my guy
i love how schlatts video submitters have gone from stealing road signs to drug lords
Its not stealing its free!
You mean "Schlatt"?
Its educational!
It's free.
Freeeeee
The steak tutorial at 8:24 actually had a great amount of flaws.
#1 don't dry off your steak, that does nothing but take the moisture out of it
#2 don't salt and pepper the steak. Salt also sucks the moisture from the meat.
#3 he didn't add enough butter to the pan. Your cooking a steak not making the pan non-stick. Don't be shy with the butter.
Otherwise great physique on the guy and creative video too 😘
Also in the future for more flavor. Just take the extra time to marinate the steak. It's worth it for the flavor
No one came here for steak recipes
@@NuggetHQi did
1:29 16 days before the queens death. I think we know what his plans were
Schlatt:Show me your cooking
Everyone:Jessie, it's time to cook
Jesse, we must cook the methaphetamine
@@szamurainagy7644Walthur its a twich stream walthur. u cant show people how to make meth walthur
I was looking for something to watch while I make food and this is absolutely perfect lols. Thank you that timing was incredible!
These annoying bots
Schlatt is a good break from other channels. His community is so unhinged it’s very fun and different from anything else I watch!
It's almost like a 4chan simulator
1:10 The backstory to the event
As a chemist. I find the drug synthesis memes to be absolutely hilarious.
Are u from braking bad
@@catboyneilcicierega bronking bongaos?????????????????????????!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!
@@BYTESYSTEM737 not at all lmao
Jshlatt looking tasty
AYO!?!?!?!?!?!
As always
oh
bro…
but yeah you’re absolutely right
No
WE NEED TO CANCEL JSCHLATT!!!!! As soon as he saw a person in cat ears he said "hoooooooe!", believe me it's true. 3:58
5:48 me watching this actually at 3 am: 🗿🗿🗿
Me too
3:35 am
The "It is very human" guy has been the star of the show every time he has appeared (Other than Jschlatt of course)
Schlatt is a pretty good cook actually, he cooked me some bbq ribs! Tho i did hear some screams while he was cooking..
@@ItzMalick shut yo goofy ahh up bruh💀💀💀💀💀
💀💀
These skulls are literal
0:08 Love how he went from saying no to eating dogs to indulging on estimations on how much calories the dog is. Truly character development.
i’m going through such a horrible time right now and i dont rlly seem to enjoy doing anything anymore but schlatts vids are actually a break from it all
the four horsemen of the apocalypse
- viewers showing their feet
- stolen street signs
- weezers music
- meth
You forgot 9/11.
So it's FIVE horsemen
1. Viewers showing their feet
2. Stolen Street Signs
3. Weezer music
4. 9/11
5. M E T H
I'm the meth one.
Just realized that Schlatt's fans have turned him into a comedy anime protagonist. He reacts to the weird things loudly and verbosely. this is this life now.
Two months later, but that comedy style isn't exclusive to anime. In Japanese it's called "tsukkomi" or "straight man," and it's a role that's typically part of a duo including the tsukkomi and a "boke" or "idiot" (ie chat or the videos) who does stupid/crazy stuff that the tsukkomi reacts to like you're used to.
@@nihalanand2690 weeb
@@PatriotAnimation yes
@@nihalanand2690ew
at 3:35 I love that they not only recorded themselves smashing that cake, they smashed it with an actual traffic sign too.
With the queen of england passed, and that bit during the ad, i’m 100% convinced he did it
6:21 Man knows the ingredients off by heart to recognise it that quickly
It was gunpowder
Bro was trying to stop us
This man gets 3 revenues from the same goddamn stream, first the stream itself, the uploaded vod, and then this. Truly an innovator
I don't think they let him monetize his channel after what he did to that petting zoo in 1993
Don't forget the clips channel.
Sponser too
@@thaliacrafts407 if you think about it, every zoo is a petting zoo if your not a pussy.
This video deserve a sequel
i just got covid for the first time and your content makes me smile so thank you for making it, we all appreciate you :)
“Schlatt” looking like the best meal throughout this entire video
why would you say that
I recommend everyone watch the VOD as there are some really good ones that couldn’t fit into the 10 minute video format. Like the rat man that cooked an MRE in Shatts basement
Bless the rat man and his steamfilled dwelling
Noted, thank you!
He's too much man for me to watch for over an hour. I have to keep it to about 30 minutes and below.
I fall asleep to jsxhlaro videos so now whoever I hear his voice it makes me tired and I can’t sleep without these videos.
Im currently confined to my room because I got omicron and I've been binge watching your reaction videos 😂 their so funny, I love the ranking and reacting videos they're always for some reason my favorite and I've been laughing for like the past hour worth of videos
I love how “Schlatts” viewers know exactly what to do to make him mad and continue to do it over and over
@zoiu tooi Yessss😂
I genuinely worry for the safety and mental well being of schlatts chat and viewers
Same
Yeah I don't know what compelled me to make the Stormtrooper video
@@MistahFox I actually really enjoyed that video man. It was so unexpected and funny for no reason
@@Buttercookie_Draws oh thanks man!
Yeah... I think what happened was all the crazy people on the Internet had to latch onto somebody, and Schlatt presented himself as crazy when he clearly was not.
5:02 Bro disconnected!
I already have opera, in fact, im watching this with the opera browser rn. I still watched the entire sponsor because Schlatt is hilarious.
6:40 I guess you could say the towers went snap crackle pop!
Fucking god 💀
Nooooooooooooooooo
The people did as well :)
8:47 no one gonna mention the giant boiled ostrich egg in the background?
.
that looks like cantaloupe 🍈
It's cantaloupe
im laughing so hard 0:02
edit: i actually use opera
COOL
9:02 FINALLY
10:49
Schlatt: WHAT'S WITH THE ANGLE!?
Its every single fucking anime when the women are talking or doing something
As an anime fan, i can confirm this
wrong timestamp
I love how "jschlatt" is cautious about meth recipies while back in 1999, "jschlatt" cooked human meat for breakfast.
Ingestion of vanilla extract is treated similarly to alcohol intoxication and can cause alcohol poisoning. The ethanol will cause central nervous system depression, which may lead to breathing difficulties. Intoxication can cause pupil dilation, flushed skin, digestion issues, and hypothermia.
I just love binging this mans videos on a random Thursday night when I’m off of work
The stormtrooper baking the schlatt cake into the Weezer joke might be the best video of all time
Very interesting how "shlatt" "reacts" to the delectable "food" his "fans" "offered" him
this was fun to read
4:53 AHHHHHH what is this
A femboy
Me soon
@@MoonIsOddayo
a Polish citizen
The guy that drank vanilla extract got in the video and the guy that made a whole cake custom designed for jschlatt didnt
Rest in peace jschlatt 🕊🕊
He didn’t die
@@afoot2003 Yes he did, you didn't hear about it yet?
Oh god..
10:20 is amazing
Seeing an ad of Opera GX, while watching the video on Opera GX, is an amazing experience.
It is not recommended to drink vanilla extract as it contains a high percentage of alcohol, typically around 35%, which can be harmful if consumed in large quantities. Ingesting large amounts of alcohol can cause symptoms such as dizziness, confusion, nausea, vomiting, and even alcohol poisoning.
5:06 I was expecting him to just absolutely scarf down all those fries.
Idk what's funnier
The fact that someone send shlatt a vid telling him how to make drugs
Of the fact that shlatt immediately knew what it was for
that dude slapping the fish mask was weirdly satisfying XD
A recipe for a substance known as "crystal methamphetamine"
Ingredients:
Ephedrine or pseudoechoephedrine* (90-112 grams)
Iodine crystals (11 grams)
Red phosphorus* (5-7 grams)
70% (50 ml) Hydrochloric Acid
200 degree (celsius) temperature with a stir function
A hot plate *Ephedrine and Red Phosphorus are regulated items and may need to be acquired by...less legal methods.
This vid is funny, but you know what's funnier?
When Schlatt burned that orphanage in 1999. My mother still remembers their faces, "Schlatt."
yeah. “their” faces. he did nothing wrong
Thanks jschlatt for watching our video we made for you at 9:51
but you should have watched the whole thing you pepega.
He probably did on the stream, idk
@@oulaavii He left out with the last 5 seconds
He watched it all on stream, and the video was fantastic. Thank you for your work ❤️❤️❤️
I remember when I met “schlatt”, 1999.. it was one of the best moments of my life,thank you “schlatt”
you know the creator is good when you can watch the sponsor and still be entertained
9:18 why are you standing like that
@@ItzMalick Ok
Bro was standing like that stickman i drew baby years ago
I love how everyone has the same sense of humor, the submissions are like a hive mind
It concerns me how unhinged it is.
I just downloaded Opera GX and it is AMAZING.
0:02 im allergic to eggs but that crunch SOUNDS like it was good
Was having a rough morning, clicked this and it made it worse. Thanks man
Favourite discomfort streamer
8:39 this is a sentence I never thought I would hear in my life
Make more of these videos please
This made me cry
6:55 I Couldn't ignore that one fucking chat message: ''172 cases of lost Rice''
@@ItzMalick we didn't fucking ask this is not the place
I love how his editor went through the effort to censor even the slightest mention of meth in the vod but its barely censored in this video
7:30 this is the reason I now obsessively keep my room tidy. If one thing is out of place I have to tidy it up or I won't be able to sleep.