The Worst Thanksgiving Meal Ever Made
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- Опубліковано 21 лис 2022
- Thanksgiving, a time for families to come together and eat delicious food. This Thanksgivings, Jack Scalfani, of the Cooking with Jack Show, is trying to recreate that for a soldier away from home. Key word, trying. Buckle up.
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Imagine surviving a war zone only to die on the toilet to Jack's food.
LMFAO!!
Not on the toilet 😂😂😂
"Not like this..."
"I Refuse to die like this!"-Eren Jaeger
Maybe it's all a ruse & the military intends to deploy Jack's food against the enemy but they have to keep that top secret since it's probably a violation of the Geneva Conventions.
I love how he just dumps the pepper into the bowl, realizes it is not enough, and so does a little light sprinkle. Like, let me just dust that off.
He probably thought it would look good for the camera
It's the cheese debacle all over
I'm crying right now
Welcome to the decanting with jack show
Also he literally could've just scooped some out and cut the footage out. I dont know why people just never...fix the mistakes when they're cooking lol. Its like people think you just get one attempt.
Jack: Pours in half a cup of black pepper. "Oops."
Also Jack: Proceeds to add another heavy pinch of black pepper.
😅
I was hoping someone else caught that too. Lol
It's so disrespectful if someone else is supposed to eat this. I think he's so lazy that he just deleted it ever happened.
Oopsy poopsies
That was the highlight. Gotta love Jack
I love that Jack's commentary on ALL of his food is "Mmm......mmmhmm that's good" he cannot describe anything in detail AT ALL. I love it
He's really not that bright. "That's good" is as far as his brain power takes him.
@@Matthew-mf6xg he's like... I don't know if it's pride or laziness but he seems to lack intellectual curiosity or the ability to reflect and learn from mistakes.
@@crowdemon_archives It's because none of his food is actually good, he just lies that it's good. You can't described all the good qualities of something in detail when no good qualities exist lmao.
he might be like taste blind
He thinks he's a food connoisseur but the best he can do other than "that's good" is "that's very [main ingredient]-y". Like "that's very cheesy", "mmm, so mushroomy", "aah yes, it's very buttery".
Also you can often notice the faces he makes when he REALLY fucks it up. Like that nana's BBQ salad or whatever, he tasted it, visibly slightly recoiled but tried to hide it, then said he'll have another bite and the video stops just as he's about to. I'm sure he couldn't handle another bite of it.
"Gonna save time using croutons" "Gotta leave it overnight cos the croutons wont absorb" 10/10
I cought that too. Ingenuity at it's finest. 😂
Croutons are very salty I know he burned his mouth with the sodium.
Holy hell. You're supposed to break them up some. When you buy Stove Top or the bad of Pepperidge Farm stuffing, it's already seasoned and is basically just small croutons already. Why tf are people thinking they're doing something "new" by using croutons?
What a time saver
AND THEN FREEZE DRY IT!!! 😳💀
One of the most dangerous things in this world is having Jack and white meat in the same room💀
All meat is red and pink around Jack, let us not speak abject disinformation here.
he only cooks medium rare poultry
He can cook a chicken that can still lay eggs after
@@noelle8016 rare is not the word I would use more like ahem RAW
If he's in he room, it's pink meat
The fact that Jack had more than one stroke says something about his cooking. That is why he is using his left hand the most and the right one is just hanging there a bit.
Oh poor Jack 😢 you're right about his left hand, that's so sad
Thank you! I was wondering!
That explains why he can't taste anything!
Probably has also damaged his sense of smell.
Nah, his food sucked well before that as well.
I’d imagine that’d also part of the reason why he had said stroke tbh. If you toy around with salmonella all the time, something has to give.
@FlareonOW It isnt just the salmonella. He dumps three cups of cheese, butter, or mayo into every dish he makes. Eating like that everyday is gonna make anyone's body work overtime
I'm sure plenty of people have commented this already, but just in case, the black sludge part of the video is because he never drains/rinses his canned beans. He adds the contents of the can as is. There are black beans in there, so that black color is the deep purple hue of the black bean goop mixing with the butter. I have no idea why never drains/rinses the beans. There are some rare situations where you want to keep (some of) the bean goop, but he literally never bothers cleaning his canned beans. It's definitely gross and would taste off and have a bad texture. I keep some of the bean goop sometimes when I want the extra viscosity in a dish, but otherwise it has to go.
Imagine being on a airbase, getting scrambled for a mission after dinner and then just violently shitting yourself inside out due to this mans folly
Hahaha go home with purple heart
The shit was not honorably discharged
@@xaviermccarthy bro, that joke (much like jack's cooking) fuckin killed me!
Gg
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
They get reprimanded for releasing mustard gas
Sending one of Jack's meals to a soldier is enough to qualify for a war crime.
Or his meals should be sent to soldiers have commited warcrimes
@@ph-vf5hx Thanksgiving at Abu Ghraib
They could use the "food" as bio weaponry
Bro ong😭
That shit a hate crime
This man is just living proof that anyone can do any job with enough misplaced confidence.
We should send Jack to the front lines to cook chicken for the enemies
...I read that as 'children' at first
@@kiss_my_ash dont give him ideas, his cooking is already bad enough
That is too violent, I don't want enemies of my country suffer so much
As a veteran, the crap people sent us was worrisome. I got stuff like this all the time, and it was mostly in garrison. Most of us just tossed it because we were well aware, but if Jack sent me this, I'd have saved it and showed people what almost killed me overseas.
Also, the best thing ever sent to me and my fellow soldiers (save for a fleshlight and citrus Skoal), was a kindergarten class requesting we draw superheroes they'd made up. Mine was a flying kitten.
I need to see these drawings lol
@@nignamedmutt7270 they were all sent back.
Marines putting those crayons to use
@@WereCreed I love that joke, but I was army.
Why a fleshlight
Surviving this meal will probably earn him another medal
Yeah, a Purple Heart.
@@wpl955g9 Goddamn, hahaha
What medal did he get?
Is that medal a 4th stroke?
I know I’m 8 months late to the party. But when I saw the ‘receive a medal’ comment, I thought to myself ‘the first comment had better be a purple heart’. You did not disappoint :)
“Sir we finished all the food and the Emergency one too!”
“Soldier…it’s time. Take the REAL emergency food…”
“But Sir…you mean the frozen thanksgiving lunch!?!?!?”
“May God assist us”
Did yóu use google translate to write this? Im not criticizing it, I just think its funny.
Bro I'd commit cannibalism first
@leonidaspereirafilho499 May God support you.
Growing up my mom was ALMOST as bad of a cook as Jack. Eh, sometimes just as bad. When joined the USMC I was ready. People would have a little difficulty stomaching the food, especially the ships chow. I had years of training though. I was prepared..
I bet you scared the Shit out of the Chew Hall Crew by eating all their nasty Stuff without batting an Eye...
My mum was the opposite when it came to cooking, she cremated everything. Once made steak where I only managed to swallow two bites cos it was so over done
Lmao for me it’s the opposite. when I served for my country(not us army) I was used to our home cooking for probably 3-4 days I barely ate cause the food was so bland
@@Sammythat_B I legit don't get the beginning part of your comment. I would deleted all of that and just leave the rest. It's making a very confusing comment. You went from your bio mom's cooking... sorry, I meant not cooking. What's that even suppose to mean? I'm so lost!
That picture of Robert really breaks my heart. Innocent, full of ambition, hope, determination and obviously resilient and brave enough to take on anything life throws at this young soul. Only to be intestinally assaulted by the most drawn-out case of the liquids ever reported from a warzone. RIP.
I feel sad for robert 😭
intestinally assaulted. I’m gonna note that word.
@@styrokid404 this isn't assault it's like someone is hired by hitman and giving him rat poison 😢
@@vedward3954
Digestive assassination via the death of a thousand shits?
@@DustyOrange Indigestion + heartburn at advance from jack
Love how every single time Jack goes in for a taste of a finished dish you can see a split second in his eyes when his taste buds ping his brain going "yo wtf is this garbage" and his brain goes "SHUT UP, I'M A GOOD COOK!!"
This is so accurate it physically hurts
Exactly!!
Every time, it's the same exact delivery of that half-assed "mmmm."
Man, I've been learning and practicing all sorts of dishes for 8 years now, and even when my chicken soup is going well, I gets me happier than that.
When you aren't a pro and your shit tastes good or the layers of flavor come through really well, you feel proud and invigorated.
This guy makes trash and doesn't care.
@@Virjunior01 and then he labels himself as a “good cook”
I am not sure, because he may not knows what a good food is...
I love that he’s taste testing right above the food he’s sending
I bet he stuck that fork right back into the taters, too.
Imagine being in the military and receiving this vile jack cooking ..what a morale booster
I would straight up desert...
@@ArtjomKoslowkeep it with you to fling at an enemy, might just save you lol
@@b_w_j I bet that gets you a straight Flight to The Hague...
My heart goes out to poor Rob
Bro Rob needs a new brain
Nah I think Rob and Jack are government spies working for the Pentagon and the Thanksgiving meal is a chemical weapons experiment
I hope he survived, honestly. This guy needs to find another kind of content and leave the food alone! His parents had to have seen his videos I can't believe for a second that they'd want him cooking for their child
@@christy76840 this men had multiple stroke, he use only 1 hand for cooking
@@snake21ab 8:54 NOW THAT YOU SAID IT I CANT UNSEE IT AHHH ITS KILLING ME
Jack's cooking should be used by the army and the FBI as interrogation methods
PFC Robert S is going to be using this food to get info from terrorist
You find yourself strapped by rope to the ceiling by your wrists. A circle of masked men stares at you. Two of them move to the side to let a larger, masked man enter the circle holding a plate of medium-rare chicken wings doused in sugar and mayo. You hear the man say, "This is one of the best wings you're gonna have, trust me."
@@aznanimegob America
@@aznanimegob And you get the impression that the large masked man is convinced he's offering you the food as a gesture of good faith, a way to calm you down so you cooperate, but you look to the side to see other people chuckling behind him, as if they were the ones who gave him this idea, thus not understanding the true gravity of his actions.
"He doesn't want to talk? Dammit. Alright we're going all out. Call Jack. Tell him we need some wings and feel free to add as many salads as he wants"
Funny how he stressed SO MUCH that the veggies he was about to grill are clean. When I saw him eat raw chicken 😂
0:11 WHEN HE TRIED THE CHICKEN ON THE PAN IN THE BEGINNING I THOUGHT IT HADNT EVEN GONE IN THE OVEN YET
This right here is a villain origin story. Imagine fighting a war for YEARS, going so long without having a home cooked meal, and then this is the meal you received.
Underrated comment
@@takuandaspellen1873 yeah
all it takes is one bad day.
@@Argonisgema or in this case. A bad meal
What war? Fake war fighting village people in Middle East. American soldiers are cowards!
That poor soldier needs a medal now for eating this... cuz eating it is bound to be one hell of a battle.
Needs an award
Medal
Therapy
Free healthcare
A hug
@@Truecrimeresearcher224 And some precautionary Pepto Bismol. You know. To (maybe) make the healthcare workers' jobs easier afterward.
He'll probably need medical help after this
Dudes gonna end up with a Purple Heart and the Medal of Honor 😂
At least a Purple Heart ^^
if he survives jack’s cooking he could probably survive anything the enemy throws at him.
He said, "oops" after the pepper dump but still added another pinch of more pepper right after. Also the finished tray of vegetables was different than the pre-cooked tray. The silicone Matt changed color.
As someone who actually cooks, Jack's cooking makes me cry. Also, my condolences to PFC Robert for an unforgettably horrendous Thanksgiving meal this year.
Jack is a member of the taliban’s meal team 6
@@condor237 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh, man, can't wait to eat freeze dried beard hairs in my overly-peppery mashed potatoes.
Bro that was like 2 cups of pepper
@@Realest666 The funniest part was that after he added too much, he sprinkled on some more.
@@BLY99 gotta Pepper the pepper
@@BLY99 he had stwoke leve alone
@@defeatSpace No.
The jeneva convention classifies Jacks cooking as torture. Not sanctioned
That must be the soldier who defected to North Korea.
The worst part is that a decent chunk of these are good ideas depending on what you like, and Jack is taking a sharp left turn to trash island with most of them
I've studied this jack for a while. He surprisingly, has a really good grasp on basics. Like in theory everything sounds right.
Then somehow
In ways unknown to man
It ends up fucked
@@emilys1996 Yes. Like I think he is probably a better cook than my grandma but somehow all his stuff just comes out bad.
He has a brown thumb.
69th comment DONT BREAK THE 69
welp 69th like not comment
Jacks never heard of putting fresh garlic cloves into the pot of potatoes and mashing them together obviously. Poor poor Robert. He deserves a meal far better than what he's going to receive from Jack.
Maybe the meal is designed for him to better appreciate MREs
He’s better off with ten MRE’s
@@MetalsirenIXI they would certainly taste better
I love how he always looks down at it while chewing looking like „oh god what have I created“😂
Any MRE would make a better Thanksgiving dinner. Hell, so would any C-ration (and if you're lucky you'll get the coconut patty for dessert).
The fact that Jack's getting paid to do this is both Amazing and Terrifying at the same time.
he's being paid to make chemical weapons under the guise of him having a terrible cooking show
If you go through his channel most his sponsors are outdoor grills of all kinds and grill accessories. Honestly I've watched most of his videos and if he is outside with a grill he is going to kill it everytime. It is when he is inside the house and cooking that's when it goes down hill. His outdoor grilling/smoking/overnight cooks are 100% legit though. Look up his smoked Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, that was epic
@@datmeme4687 Clearly this! 🤣
why doesnt he use his right arm
@@lemns8296 he had a stroke a couple years back
All of the food looked sad but that stuffing looked like a deconstructed prison loaf.
Pretty sure that pork was raw too 💀
@@legaldeer4292 right? Sausage looked pink going in lmao, not browned at all at least
@@zokushatech holy shit, i watched that portion of the video again, and yea, the pork was raw from the bottom of the pan.
I'm pretty sure this Jack guy is just a troll. There's no way someone is this unaware of how bad they are at cooking. I like to believe I still have some sort of faith in humanity.
@@bullock4211 I doubt he is a troll. He's been cooking like this for nearly 20 years.
Legend has it Rob got medically discharged after eating this, just in time for Christmas. But he was still suffering from the food poisoning effects so he didn't get to enjoy Christmas dinner with his family.
Never been big on when people put things like nuts or dried fruits in stuffing. But sausage we've always done; my grandmother was Italian, she always put Italian sausage (Browned properly, unlike Jack's judging by the pink in the meat), onions, butter, chopped fresh herbs & either chicken or turkey broth for moisture.
My family is irish, so we put a bit of brown sugar and apples in it.
This man is probably immune to food poisoning
Hope the soldier is, too!
He's one with Salmonella
@@Hempujonsito He is the physical personification of the concept of salmonella itself.
Bro doesn't know that the normal amount of pain on the toilet is no pain.
He laughs at Salmonella, and Bochelism doesn’t phase him!!!!!
He’s STOMACHUS MAXIMUS!!!!!!!
Not gonna lie if I was a soldier I would rather eat MRE's than Jack's cooking
Mre's are literally delicious though
I bought a few cases of MREs to set aside for a "rainy day", and tried some just to make sure I know what to expect should the day ever come that I have to find a way to survive on them for a couple weeks, and I'm not gonna lie: most of those MRE meals were at least fairly good.
I'd say they're not much better nor worse than the average commercial canned or frozen convenience meal like a TV dinner, frozen pot pie, or can of beef stew, corned beef hash, tamales, or chili - you could certainly find some better home- or restaurant-cooked meals, but the typical MRE wasn't unpalatable, and there were a few I could eat any day.
The only things I found dubious in MREs were "bread snacks" (which were usually kind of dry, bland, rubbery, and unappetizing), and anything involving dairy, besides things like powdered creamer or cocoa or cappuccino drinks: cheese or cream sauce in the main courses generally make my skin crawl for no particular reason. Things like chili, stew, meat patties, beans, veggies, and the like were usually appetizing, and often surprisingly tasty.
I should say that these were modern, civilian-friendly MREs, though - I understand that early military examples had some "quirks" to work out, and I have no idea what genuine modern military MREs are like. I'm told the civilian components are mostly identical to the military components, except with different packaging and accessory kits, and I have no reason to think the military version would be any better or worse than the civilian version, but I've never had access to the military version as a reference point.
@@pietrayday9915i saw a channel (forgot the name sry) where a dude did nothing but to demonstrate, eat and talk about mre's. He would even get some ww1 and try them out and most of them are (even still) descent.
Of course you dont want to take the coke or other drugs that might came with it but especially old german ones were already quite good.
I think especially because they werent always meant for soldiers only (not sure if they ever were), but they were distributed to the population, which also suffered from the war.
Mre's are great 😅
MRE’s don’t look that bad lmao
Jacks mre
Captive: I'LL NEVER TELL YOU THE LOCATION OF THE STASH
Detective: ok then, we'll have to resort to other methods
Detective: PAM, bring out "the thing"
Captive: sees the "food"
captive: OH GOD IT'S IN BUNKER 12!
Has Jack suffered a stroke? He hasn't been using his right arm.
3 Actually.
I've been using Cooking with Jack recipes for years now. Every year I cook them, one of my family members "unexpectedly" pass away. I intend on cooking them until I'm the only one left, and then his flash drying recipes will be my last supper.
You need at least 12 close friends for it to be your last supper, one of them must sell you out and switch your exquisite Jack Sclafani meal with whatever dogwater those hacks like Alton Brown or Joshua Weissman cook.
Sounds like the plot to a nightmare Agatha Christie pastiche. The butler did it - and by "butler", we mean Jack....
Lol best murder plot ever lol
I know this is a shitpost but I’m stoned and the thought of this man having an entire family’s blood on his hands is making me cackle
As a veteran, the food they serve at the chow hall for thanksgiving and Christmas Eve is high quality and very good.
And then the cooking with Jack nation attacked
As active duty, the rest of the year they follow jack's videos
Agreed
Yeah, for real. I honestly think the soldier obesity epidemic has to do with how good the DFAC food is, despite the rumors.
A lot of cooks go on to be chefs, they're usually pretty good
This has to be considered an act of war
If Jack really cooks in his daily life with the same amount of butter he uses in every video, I need to know how much he spends monthly on butter.
That shit's $4 a pound where I'm from. At the rate he seems to use it, he probably needs a part-time job JUST to afford his butter habit.
at least whoever gets to eat jacks food will be coming home early with a purple heart.
Omg😅
Best Comment of All
For which part for war or eating his food
Purple Heart and brown and red underwear
The meat will literally start moving and try to flop off the counter when it senses Jack's presence
Wow. The difference between stale bread and croutons is ginormous. As is the gap between decent food and Jack's.
Not much. What do you think croutons are? Seasoned bread dried in the oven. Which, if you weren't aware, is exactly what is used to make Stove Top or Pepperidge Farms stuffing mix. I know exactly no one who actually just uses stale bread for stuffing. If it's totally homemade, they all cube the bread and dry it out in the oven because trying to get commercial bread the right "stale" can take awhile. This trend of using croutons isn't some new thing- seasoned dried bread cubes have already existed and been marketed for many decades. These people just don't want to say they used Stove Top stuffing but really, you have to do exactly the same work as if you did. There's just wayyyy too much salt to use croutons.
@@mommy2libras Croutons is a type of rebaked bread (guess that technically makes it a biscuit), stale bread is stale bread. Yeah you can often use them similarly but that does not make them the same.
Croutons are usually made with stale bread, it's just rebaked stale bread with seasoning. Croutons literally originated as a means of reinvigorating stale bread.
Every reply is just someone re explaining how you're wrong. But tbh I feel you here, while they're factually similar, they're not similar enough to replace in traditional recipes.
How is stale bread good at all?
I love how he solves the issue of being too lazy to do cooking tasks despite loving to cook by legitimatizing how to screw up the cooking process
I just realised, the croutons Jack used were garlic and cheese flavoured, does cheese flavour even work with stuffing?
Jack woke up one day and leaned over to his wife and said "I'm a master chef starting today." Clearly, the most effective "Fake it until you make it."
15 years later and his culinary knowledge is still zero. How can you cook for 15 years and not learn a thing?
His wife is also a stellar chef according to her enchilada recipe demonstrated a few videos ago. Worth a watch to see how her cooking prowess rivals that of Jack. Both truly culinary masters.
@@Holicannoli47That wasn’t his wife, it was just some friend of his
Everytime he takes a bite I feel like there's a split second where he thinks "oh..I fucked up" and then just powers through
Literally every video. He’s fully aware, which makes these hilarious. I think he knows he’s trash but he’s still entertaining to watch.
@@ikey1119 He’s gotten salmonella like 3 times, he has to know by now
@@ikey1119
What's weird is how defensive he gets about it.
He's like the Boogie2988 of cooking.
@@condor237 So he’s got an extremely sick three times and he has not tried a cooking class? Oh sweet Jesus
@@ikey1119 He's gotten salmonella poisoning and 2 strokes which rendered his right arm near unusable, I assure you he's the real deal. One of the stupidest content creators on the internet.
Jack sending his food to a soldier is like protesting the war.
lol i always love how long it takes him to chew anything he puts in his mouth
I hope robert is prepared for an unforgettable luncheon
I'm just hoping Robert's platoon found a way to load that luncheon in a mortar and weaponize it.... Just don't tell the Geneva Convention!
Black Stuffing is a Albany expression.
He will and they won't let him see the aurora borealis.
Yes, and you CALL this food despite the fact that it is obviously trash
I initially read unforgettable as unforgivable. Honestly, works both ways.
Given that Thanksgiving is around the corner, I am indeed thankful. Thankful that I don't have to eat what Jack considers a "Thanksgiving Dinner." I also offer my condolences to PFC Robert for having to eat this on Thanksgiving Day.
7:50 i Iiterally cannot remember what the fuck he's supposed to be making
Looking at him dumping the pepper in slow motion made my nose hurt
I couldn’t imagine the man who undercooks every single poultry dish he has ever touched. Is going to cook, a turkey properly, when they are triple the weight of a whole chicken. It wouldn’t be a cooking with Jack thanksgiving, without a trip to the ER! Although not for him of course he has grown immune to salmonella at this point.
Jack is going to get worms!🪱
@@Mrs_Sugar_Min I bet he already has them after eating all that raw meat 😂😂
Don't forget.. he has a convection oven.. so he can cook a whole turkey faster than the rest of us amateurs stuck using wood-fired stoves..
@@mickelleknight4141 I'm sure he does!😝
Imagine being a military solider that receives a thanksgiving dinner for the first time in years and it turns out you get Jack’s cooking.
Used to be if you done goof in the army you get latrine duty, or doing pushups for a day in the cold mud. Now they adapted. Now if you done good particularly hard, they will feed you a jack's meal.
"Good for what, Jack? Stopping a bear attack?" Lololol
If this was my Thanksgiving meal, I would never come to a Thanksgiving dinner for the rest of my life!!!
If that was my dinner, I'm going to order Chinese food.
i'd be dead
@lShowSрееd 🅥 my guy just dumps it on the pathway and random walls lmao
How much does he think this kid can eat?
This is why I don't eat at other people houses 😒🤣
“Whoops” is exactly what you wanna hear when your food is being prepared lmao
I am so glad you mentioned Jack adding this to his lazy man’s series. I was thinking about how it looks to not be putting all your effort into sending stuff for veterans, especially when he was the one who proposed the idea in the first place. Anyways I always enjoy your videos keep up the good work👍
The fact that Jack still has a youtube channel AND has not died by eating raw chicken on the daily is poof God has abandoned us
he is though in a worrying state right now, hes had multiple strokes since 2018 whichve been confirmed to be due to his eating habbits
and he also doesnt use his right arm as much anymore as a result
so you mightve jinxed it
i want to see jack and kay doing Christmas dinner together
I would pay good money to see the "Jack and Kay Christmas Dinner Special"
Or better yet how about Jack,Kay,and Gordon Ramsay (or Ramsey?)Christmas dinner
They should Collab
Toxic waste would be made
I would feel bad for the person witnessing the after effects lol
If my mom messes up the food I can show her this to make her feel better
That’s the best kind of motivation one could receive.
Aw, you're a sweetie!
Gotta love how he talks up how important this is, but then cuts corners at every possible opportunity.
11:48 generally I would agree with you,roasting a turkey is a lot better taste and aesthetic wise. But have you ever tried to freeze day a whole turkey? It probably wouldn’t get done drying until Christmas
Especially when it comes to the way he talks about the veggies, you can tell that Jack is truly a master in the nuanced art of ruining what had the potential to be completely edible food at one point.
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Dad was Army for 26 years. There were several years growing up when we didn't travel to family for Thanksgiving but went over to the mess hall. Say what you want about the food the rest of the year but the guys working the mess hall knew how to do a Thanksgiving spread. All you want and very well made and presented. This is way worse than what he would get at the mess.
Jack would be an awsome Hitman chef 😅
Jack reminds me of my parents. Now of course they were way better cooks but still they generally had zero clue what they were doing and sometimes gave us really bad food. But they tried, they loved feeding us and making us happy, it is a sort of innocent naivety that I find really adorable.
anytime Jack cooks with poultry is always a recipe for disaster (no pun intended)
It should have intended. Were you "chicken'? I'm calling a fowl.....
@lShowSрееd 🅥 real!?!?!!??!! 😱
Jack has Barrows Gloves
That poor soldier, imagine surviving hell and then dying by Jack's cooking. 😅
7:37 My wife and I are more on savory side we never liked fruits in our food.
If we want fruits, we have a fruit salad.
Dumping the OOPS Pepper into the potatoes was awful! "Good for what Jack?" Hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!
Kid to his dad: how did you get your purple heart? Dad: Thanksgiving dinner of 22
My thoughts are with the soldiers after they consume this meal...
We can only hope that it never reached them because someone had enough sense to throw it out.
If I eat stuffing and bit into a raisin or nuts I'm fighting someone. Stove top stuffing for the win
3 sticks of butter. Green sludge. Sausage and its fat is ok tho
I just found you but im loving the cooking with jack videos your hilarious 😂
That servicemen propably hoped when he was on patrol that he dont get exploded by ied, so he can survive the day and get to the base safe to eat this freeze dried thanksgiving meal. After the meal he hoped that he would have stumbled on ied so it would have saved him from Jacks thanksgiving meal.
Imagine you survived a war just to die to Jack's salmonella chicken.
our family’s stuffing is basically mashed potatoes with dried bread soften with chicken stock, pâté, fried onions and herbs. it’s amazing.
In my family the stuffing is made with a bread base of some kind, hamburger or sausage, gizzards (which I particularly am not a fan of), and that's about it. I don't think we even add any part of the cocking trinity (celery, carrots, and onions.) It's cooked in the bird (which I understand is now a health hazard but no one in my family wants to stop.) The gravy is made from boiling the gizzards, mixing it with the drippings from the bird, and then adding some flower (which was mixed with a touch of water to make a smother gravy.)
I still want to get my family to make a spatchcocked/butterflied turkey; they cook faster and stay more moist. Couse if we cooked one that way then they wouldn't be able to cook the stuffing in the bird.
I live at home with my parents and I’m cooking thanksgiving dinner by myself for the first time. I always feel like I’m doing something wrong when I cook. Watching these videos of this man cook has made me feel a lot better about myself.
Seriously though. I feel amazing about myself.
how was the food you made?
@@ceruleannejaybirdian8825 we can rest assured it wasn’t sausage, nuts, raisins, and croutons for the stuffing so, better than Jack’s no doubt
@@ceruleannejaybirdian8825 it was very good. I made a beef stew, sweet potato torte, pumpkin cake, stuffing and mashed potatoes. A little stressful making all of it, but I managed and it turned out great.
@@fromthefire4176 yeah that stuffing would not fly in our house. Pretty sure my mom would have my head if I put raisins into a stuffing.
@@holyboiamethin2790 Dried cranberries would be nice to add for turkey. Depends whether you like them or not though.
I showed this video to my 84 yr old mother who makes Thanksgiving dinner for a large table, where the family fights over leftovers. She just scrunched her face and asked; why?
Why indeed
Thank you Jack for bringing me hrs of laughter lol
I love that the graphic for his merch is just his bitmoji
I expect this to become an annual tradition, August.
That'd be nice
Yay, Thanksgiving messes!!😅😝
same bro
Did The Company Have Him Do It For Another Soldier The Next Year?
My family usually does stuffing with cubed bread, veggies, and sausage. We don't really actually stuff it into the turkey, there isn't really a need for that, we usually like to spread it out thin on a baking tray and bake it so that the top becomes crispy and there is as much crispy edge as possible. The softer bread with the meat juices on the bottom still nicely cooked with the crispier bits mixed in. Put some gravy on that bad boy, that's good shit.
This is dressing, same thing different cooking method.
Child that’s just dressing 😭
Idk *what* it is, stuffing or dressing, but pls my dude u gotta give the recipe it sounds rlly delicious 🤲🏻
Thats not stuffing at all
You'd ruin the turkey if you didn't have it on the side.
🤣 the soldier's parents sent it as a gag gift good way to make him feel better not being home make him a laugh and good memory
A friend of mine makes this stuffing with artichoke hearts, sausage and the other normal ingredients, and it's seriously my all-time favorite. I've had different ones, and I tend to lean more into wetter is better than dry stuffing, in general.
I feel bad for his relatives. Imagine asking your chef uncle to make thanksgiving dinner and he comes with this.
He finally seasoned BOTH SIDES of the meat hallelujah 🙌🏾
Been waiting for only 15 years
That soldier deserves another medal just for even accepting a food package from Jack 🤣
I'd surrender to the enemy and join them if my government provided this to me to eat.
I like how he just went ahead and sprinkled some more pepper around the edge like nothing happened after he accidentally dumped it in the first time 😆