We Ranked Every State in the USA... Bad Idea. | Chuckle Sandwich EP 75
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- Опубліковано 14 чер 2024
- On this episode of Chuckle Sandwich we attempted the impossible. We attempted to rank every single state in the United States of America, and boy did it go really well!
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CHAPTERS:
00:00:00 - intro
00:01:23 - schlatt’s broken toe
00:07:47 - northeastern experience
00:14:12 - idaho
00:17:15 - ohio
00:19:35 - mississippi
00:20:45 - connecticut
00:23:53 - colorado
00:26:26 - michigan
00:27:12 - georgia
00:28:29 - vermont
00:29:38 - alabama
00:31:23 - montana
00:33:21 - arizona
00:35:30 - north carolina
00:36:12 - oregon
00:37:18 - maryland
00:38:14 - wisconsin
00:41:15 - new hampshire
00:42:04 - florida
00:44:06 - delaware
00:44:23 - iowa
00:44:42 - south carolina
00:45:09 - utah
00:46:27 - oklahoma
00:46:32 - kansas and missouri
00:48:32 - kentucky
00:49:20 - arkansas
00:49:44 - pennsylvania
00:50:31 - massachusetts
00:55:11 - new mexico
00:55:28 - north dakota
01:00:19 - south dakota
01:02:07 - nevada
01:03:45 - illinois
01:05:16 - louisiana
01:06:25 - nebraska
01:07:17 - new jersey
01:09:15 - indiana
01:09:36 - virginia
01:10:02 - west virginia
01:10:08 - minnesota
01:12:22 - washington
01:13:35 - tennessee
01:14:56 - rhode island
01:15:31 - wyoming
01:15:52 - alaska
01:16:10 - hawaii
01:16:44 - maine
01:17:58 - new york
01:21:35 - texas and california
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I start violently crying whenever Schlatt comes on screen. It’s traumatic.
When he said his foot shattered I started laughing uncontrollably in joy knowing that he has suffered
@@prettyspooky what
@@HiHello-qw6li NO WAY 😭😭😭
@@prettyspooky i didnt say anything? Who are you talking to
@@HiHello-qw6li Don’t gaslight me you just deleted your comment DONT DO THIS TO ME
Ted and Schlatt should swap rooms for an episode and pretend like nothing is out of place
that’s actually a good idea
such a fire idea
I love this idea reminds me of my favorite show
@chucklesandwich PLEASE DO THIS IDEA I AM BEGGING YOU MAKE IT HAPPEN
@@DeathsWhistle bro this isn't twitter they gotta be here for that to work
I swear Schlatt came out of the womb fully grown and a week behind on rent
mustache and all
@@ld-xp7rwnah nah nah that's not a mustache
That's a mouth beard
Schlatt ranked washington and didnt even bring up the Enumclaw horse sex case, im surprised.
THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING I WAS GFONNA COMMENT THAT BUT I DIDNT LOL ILYSM HGJUJIHERTIJHJIUERT
*What’s the Enumclaw horse case*
@@daisyjoy242oh no
@@daisyjoy242oh you sweet summer child…
Look up Mr. Hands.
ted has a story about every state because he has to cross state lines so often to keep them guessing
Such a good comment
@@naterosen9786such a good reply
@@IcerCheck Such a good reply
@@naterosen9786 such a good reply
@@IcerChecksuch a good reply
I appreciate how unresponsive Jambo is to Schlatt's yelling.
I think it’s the green screen that he showed a while ago
@@williamsaari1073 I dont think thats a green screen
Jambo's used to it by now, he's got a loud papa
As a Floridian, I am happy that someone finally recognizes our comedic value. It takes a lot of work to be this stupid, and we deserve some recognition.
I agree
FLORIDA ON TOP BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
its bc a lot more stuff is allowed to be shared abt crimes commited
@@makennawallaceyep that’s entirely true, the sunshine law is unique to Florida
We ARE GOATED BABBYYYYY
Rucker putting Oklahoma at F with absolutely no explanation and the others simply not being phased by it is comedy gold
As an Oklahoman I agree
As a man born in Oklahoma who was raised in North Carolina and occasionally visits Alabama, I agree.
born n raised oklahoma, that’s all we need
I feel like schlatt would rate wisconsin higher if he knew how many drunk drivers we have
I agree and support this message
this is true. at least three of my relatives have a dui. 👍
@@tharzanne thank you for your service
wisconsin has the most amount of drunk crashers. montana has the most amount of drunk drivers.
@@takkeilost source
as a non-american this is all incredibly useful and relevant to me, i am so glad to get such quality and unbiased information from my favourite podcast!
There is incredibly biased and non-quality information in this video. I think is what you meant to say
@@Leah447 wooosh
I’m sat here going “oh yeah absolutely yeah” at the rankings when I couldn’t even label half these states on a map
@Nams you must be fun at party's💀
@@penguin095 this ruined my day, please go outside and touch grass :(
bro I cant believe I watched all of that just for Schlatt to immediately put my state in f tier without saying a word. Literally a 5 second segment.
Oklahoma?
Iowa?
Seeing them repeatedly talk about coal miners relentlessly attempting to kiss people in Pennsylvania is…surprisingly accurate, how did they know?
Nah but frrrr like do they be living in our walls
ted saying "it doesn't snow in california" as there is a once in a lifetime blizzard barreling towards LA right now is very funny to me
Literally snows min a month yearly up in NorCal where I’m from and my brother lives now… smh
How are you guys able to breathe?
@@stoplewding2901 yeah it depends where you are altitude-wise and location-wise/ if next to the coast or mountains. lake tahoe is snowing like all day today but i live south of los angeles and haven’t gotten snow for 15 years (but i can also drive an hour to the mountains where there’s snow)
I live in the sierras and have a foot of snow rn lmao
We just got snow all over California even oakland
Schlatt fighting so hard for Florida is the most New York take he has had on the podcast
I live In Florida, its aight like a solid low b. We do have publix though
this is going to sound so stupid but Schlatt saying that Indianapolis is beautiful and that Indiana has great people literally made my day, like I legit smiled at my phone
Exactly! I thought they were going to have absolutely nothing to say about Indiana and rank it somewhere C and below. A B is insane.
i probably wouldn’t even have rated it a B, it was a nice perspective about Indiana that i’m not used to :)
Good to see my fellow Hoosiers! We have the ducks, corn and soybeans.
we have ***trees, corn, and asphalt***
I went to inianapolis recently, and I'm from rhode Island. It's the best bit city ive ever been to. So much better than NYC and DC. It was amazing
As one of the three people who live in North Dakota, I'm glad to see our state recognized in name alone, and its place at C tier is an honor.
Must be hard to borrow sugar and such
@@user-ok2xi6vn5uthere's grocery stores😒 how else do you expect us 3 to make any living??
Do you all just purchase stuff from the store, while also working there?@@sugatraa
at least he didnt yap about a stupid canyon for 5 minutes
They obviously didn’t see the cow or the bison.
If Slimecicle were still here, I know he would’ve defended the hell out of Virginia when the others made that decision
Virginia is beautiful
mm
Too bad he was blown up in a gas leak. Then revived by Christmas magic. Then blown up in a second gas leak.
@@Cam_Can_Play am i just two old, what
Yeah VA is nifty, and it's kinda underrated so there's not an absurd amount of tourists
When Tucker said "Idaho", Ted and Schlatt simultaneously realized that they did not know a single thing about more than half the states in the Union.
oh my god you're right
As an Idahoan I must add everything will shoot you and frysauce
@@foreshadowing-sp5qcyes. I personally think we should secede Screw the rest of the union.
The 20 seconds to put Delaware in A tier is the exact amount of time that we as a state deserve
as an Illinoisan who moved to Florida I find this tier list as an absolute win big ups to schlatt for fighting for those placements
as a person with chronic pain/illness I actually take a lot of comfort from Schlatt having some ailment to complain about every time. makes me feel seen
me too 😭
I have CRPS and it sucks
@@madeline4661 craps haha
Penis wrinkle
@@joenoodle6914 Complex regional pain syndrome (CRPS) is a form of chronic pain that usually affects an arm or a leg. CRPS typically develops after an injury, a surgery, a stroke or a heart attack.May 10, 2022
schlatt’s broken-ass foot really fueled his menace-meter this round huh
As a Hoosier, I was very shocked Indiana was not shat on. It was a nice twist 😂
i’m awaiting our section with more hope now 🫡
Same it was a shock when he mentioned indy
I feel the need to let schlatt know that kansas also has Kansas City, but missouri has the larger section of Kansas City
Fr I was just looking for this comment as someone who lives in Kansas City Kansas. I was fuming.
@@Rdubsupremeno one cares about you people in Kansas
@@wtfisggon7251 where are you from buddy, california?
@@Jail19Kansas
The fact that Oklahoma's allotted time stamp isn't even visible on the chapter timeline is poetic
same with Indiana 😌
LMFAO
What is a Oklahoma
I sat SO patiently the whole time waiting to see what they would say about Oklahoma just to be utterly disappointed that all they did was say “Oklahoma.” and just MOVE ON😂
Yeah man, we rarely come up and when we do no one gives a shit. We have so much history and importance but we still are treated worse then North Dakota.
This is the perfect podcast to watch while knowing absolutely nothing about any of the states
@Vitisium same, B.C *dweller* here
don't worry they don't know anything about the states either lol
@Vitisium fuck yeah Canada gang
same but i literally live in the US so i dont have an excuse
@@Vitisiumme too (smallest province dweller specifically for me)
The Florida pick made me so happy and him being upset made it so much better
North Dakotan here. "Are you John Piston's boy?" made me laugh way too hard. I have lived that moment a dozen times :D
This is the perfect podcast to listen to in the psych ward whilst eating with a mandated suicide-proof plastic spoon. Thank you for chuckling me into the grippy socks
how the hell do u have ur phone in the ward? they used a fuckin metal detector during admissions at my place, couldn't sneak shit in
magic
Free socks!
Damn, is this the psych ward gang??
@@munchycrunchybread Did you have any internet access in there?
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while Wisconsin gets a foot of snow dumped on it. Gee, I hope Schit rates us good.
Wisconsinite who loves TøP here as well. Enjoy the snow, Helena!
F
@@Aacue_Kenku won’t be enjoying the drive home from work today😂
@@FrierenAza B at least
Here’s to hoping my professors cancel my classes tomorrow, don’t feel like going to my 8am
I'm from Connecticut and your Connecticut segment had me in tears... of laughter, just about everything you guys said was true. I'll give you guys some activities in our great capital though, the best thing to do if you're in Hartford is to leave :)
I can’t wait to leave this placeeeee
I tried Pepe’s and it was garbage. What’s the hype for?
Personally I enjoy the Connecticut countryside more than being in the cities. More relaxed and peaceful. Especially during the fall. But definitely looking forward to moving on from there.
@@seraphi3387 yeah that's one thing I do miss about CT, the fall foliage there and the rest of New England is some of the best in the country if you ask me
I live in Oregon and it’s pretty nice, the mountains look so cool and the sink water is just the best.
Same here! Think C would have been a better choice for a neutral state, but eh! Hopefully some day the big guys with explore more of Oregon!
Fr
Yeah especially with schlatt being a car guy I’d feel like he’d love driving through mountain roads there’s no place like it when it comes to that
Tucker Highlights:
7:23 F you Tucker haters
14:12 Tucker starts the ranking
14:48 Tucker knows about serial k*llers 💀
16:41 inaudible
17:17 he says Ohio 💀
17:53 he knew where Ted was going with this
19:36 who is Mrs. Ippy and why does Tucker want to hit her?
20:49 he‘s speeding up
23:58 Tucker is confused (rare Tucker L)
30:17 swearing
30:55 Information on The Mashine
37:41 tucker lists some battles
39:02 Milwaukee
41:43 he doesn‘t know bike week
42:35 good take (unfortunately overheard)
45:44 he went to Utah to buy a gun (common Tucker W)
53:40 Tucker likes illegal things
55:58 tucker snitching
57:18 the rumbling
1:00:02 specific location
1:03:51 tucker hates Illinois
1:05:06 the trade
1:06:20 New Orleans smells like sh*t
1:10:09 tucker got pulled over
1:17:37 based tucker
1:21:02 Oh yeah!
1:21:08 DON‘T TELL HIM!
1:22:05 bad idea (rare L)
ty fellow tucker liker o7
This made me laugh to hard wtff
1:08:57 deserves to be here. FUCK THOMAS EDISON!
46:27 what did Oklahoma do to Tucker?
@@reagan318 we don‘t talk about Oklahoma
Would’ve thought Schlatt would love Wisconsin. We have 12 of the nation’s 20 drunkest cities and the punishment for your first time drunk driving is basically just a slap on the wrist
Exactly i was shocked that they didnt even mention how much liqour we have, and that we are the only state where you can legally get wasted with your parents xD
Wisconsin rules
Isn’t Wisconsin the cheese place in America? I love cheese man and for that I approve of Wisconsin
@@HydroniteTB yup, beer, cheese, and strangely ginseng are our things
@@HydroniteTBYeah it is but we are also drunk.
The fact that they spent 5 seconds on iowa 😭
Same for Oklahoma
its nice to wait the whole episode for them to talk about my state for 21 seconds
Fr😂
Glad to see two true blooded Americans showing the true beauty of America. Thank you boys (and Tucker) for your service! 🫡
Is tucker not a boy?!?!!??!?!?!
Tucker is my fav women
Tucker’s a real man
@@Danno. what is a fake man
@@juice7065 i could name a few bacteria that probably possess no real gender
The fact that schlatt played as a character named cheesele in chair simulator and didn’t make the connect, truly shows how much the Alzheimer’s has progressed!☺️
Having lived in Nevada and Florida, it makes me proud for both states to make it to S tier.
“How about you guys move on to Ohio.”
Schlatt: *Autism Mod Activated*
20 minutes for all 50 states would be a nearly 17 hour podcast and that’s something I would listen to
Ted and schlatt validating the Ohio vs Michigan rivalry without even knowing is great
Screw Ohio, Michigan is way better! To all you buckeyes out there and your botched maps Give us back Toledo you have no right to that territory. That is Michigan land!
to put michigan in f tier is insulting michigan is def in the top 5 most beautiful states
@@payton71 true fact especially in da U.P
@@payton71 ikr I got so mad when he said F tier
As a pennsylvanian, michigan sucks ass
'That's on Mars. That's a different state.'
- JSchlatt
45:00 and this is where it all began 😶🌫️
Tuckers confidence has improved, he is slowly seizing control of the podcast
He's always been the main host
Tucker not wanting Schlatt to know what Wegmans was has been making me laugh for days lmao
Should I ask?
isn’t that that Rochester weird store you guys worship? I think we just got one in nyc. would’ve preferred some wawas.
20:13 lets just ignore how the most influential music genre in american history originated in mississippi (its blues if youre wondering)
As someone from Tennessee, shlatt, bless you.
God bless that man
As an Arizonan this made me start screaming and crying so hard that another Grand Canyon formed
Real shit, im bawling for us
“I guess Kansas City has its own style of bbq?” “Must not be that good” literally is the default bbq sauce you get everywhere
i think its how its cooked and possibly how its overall done
@@killurambitions can confirm
It’s not as good, real barbecue doesn’t need more than a few drops of sauce
Kc bbq for the win baby
KC bbq is great. It got the sweetness of Tennessee BBQs but more beef, like they do in TX. Also, pickles.
When they were talking about Louisiana I noticed Jambo in Schlatt’s background and that made me happy.
The fact Ted said he can't imagine Kansas city barbeque style being that good is wild, it's the best barbeque in the country by far
📠
Schlatt's ability to make himself appear offended or upset on a whim is so funny to me 😂
I’m still laughing at Tucker screaming “DONT TELL HIM”
I love how Schlatt has read Brave New World , and can quote it.
As an Oklahoman, I did not appreciate the utter silence you gave us.
fr bro
Schlatt hitting Ted with the “they got bike week” for Florida is the perfect uno reverse card. Argument should have been over there.
schlatt not knowing what happened at the alamo while looking like literally every guy who was at the alamo
This comment confuses me. Is this meant to be a jab at something?
@@mentaya11no its because he has chops that looks like old soldiers from that era
@@MrPancak3Man Not everyone though. In fact, if you were military, the amount of facial hair you could wear was directly tied to rank.
TN S-Tier???? This may be the most goated state tier list ever, I will now agree with every ranking you guys make
There’s a Kansas city Kansas and a Kansas city Missouri…so technically Kansas has nothing to take back because it has its own Kansas city.
Their Sarcasm about the north east is honestly my favorite thing about this episode
I enjoy seeing Jambo in various different positions as the episode elapses
Schlatt's complete lack of geographical knowledge makes me so mad as someone who won their 5th grade geography bee.
"There's nothing in Nebraska". How has dude never heard of Omaha or the Omaha Zoo? That instantly puts it way above F tier. Also, he's a typical interstate driver who assumes all of the midwest and Nebraska looks like I-80, even though most of Nebraska doesn't look like that.
Ted,
Being from the state of Kansas I can confidently say that this "Kansas City Style BBQ" is better that anything that you could find in the state California. It is also mind boggling that you would assume that it is not good, for a state that only really has good sports would you not think that it would be top tier? I hope that one day you get to come to this great state and have the opportunity to taste some of Americas best BBQ and food in general.
Ted saying that it doesn’t snow in California when he meant to say LA is funny asf because I’m in Lake Tahoe and it’s pouring down snow
Norcal and socal ppl forgetting the other half exists
@@ricotta5753and then everyone forgetting the central valley exists
@@elliotjeanne middle child syndrome
@@elliotjeanneis Sacramento norcal or central cal?
To anyone who isn't a California native, you do not know the raw fear and trepidation I felt this entire episode.
It’s what you deserve tbh.
Honestly as a California native no matter what they said California will always stay winning. They other states have beef with us but we don't even spare them a thought until they mention something about us lol.
@@marycruzship5652 so true, all everyone ever thinks of is los angeles which does kinda suck, bit it's so much more than that
@@blackbluem1210 ikr where else are you a 1-3 hour drive depending on where you live to the beach, the forest, the mountains, the desert, big cities and flat ass land in the middle of bum fuck nowhere (I’m from the Central Valley)
@@billythebob3945 I’m also from the valley and outside so much of California’s history and uniqueness due to the major cities like Los Angeles and San Francisco. But, if I’m going to be honest, there’s probably more enjoyable things to do and see in Northern California than in the south, but that’s coming from someone who prefers the north over the south of California.
Even being from Illinois, Ted saying deep dish was the reason he liked Chicago made my blood boil.
Bwahahahaha and Michigan ended up in f tier 🤣🤣🤣everyone lost
Jambo snoozing behind schlatt is sending me the bed the moon I love this little soup
Tucker better get a 5 cent raise after doing all that work
Seeing Jambo in the background on schlatt's bed is so cute!
Lived in NY my entire life and I can confirm that we do indeed do this.
My brother was watching and he was like “nah they talking’ bullshit they ain’t starting” 😂 he ran away and watched you guys without me😂
As a person who lives in Idaho, I can confirm we are a potato cult. We don't have spring break because we have potato harvest in the fall
I mean yea
As a south Texan, it’s very surreal hearing schlatt complain about the exact same things we all hate about texas
I like how we're f just because of highways😅
As someone from Tennessee this is a absolute win
"It never snows in California" Damn it Ted you jinxed the west coast lol
bruh the entirety of the west coast is snowed in lmao
@@Bayyyro The average snowpack size is shrinking though. Global warming is ruining my ski fun.
@firewarrior9999 that was 4 months ago, it was 105 today where i live 💀
@@Bayyyroso real bro for some reason coldest winters=hottest summers and even up in pinecrest where usually the summers are nice and cooler it’s hot as hell
If Schlatt knew about how much alcohol is consumed in North Dakota, he might like us more.
Also Ted's story about a lady recognizing him makes sense since theres like 10 of us here
Yeah all 7 of us really appreciate the talk of our state and the stories
The idaho college murders were horrific, i knew about it before most because my dad worked at that college. It was not a pleasant ride home from school when he told me. We only live an hour and a half away from there.
As someone from Oklahoma I can confirm that this is the place all good things come to die
Trail of tears comes to mind so yeah pretty much
it’s not great but take some pride and pay attention we have one of the richest histories of the mid west states. It’s just the meth head trailer trash that ruins Oklahoma, everything else is great
This is the perfect podcast to listen while crossing the state lines to avoid the feds
I'm starting to think Brave New World is Schlatt's favorite book. He has made one too many references to it during Chuckle Sandwich's lifespan.
As an audio listener, i feel loved to death but also the last minutes felt like hell
i honestly wasnt expecting tennessee to be that high but I mean hell yeah
I am from Idaho and we don't really make potatoes. We get pretty much all our potatoes from Washington. Also the serial killer thing is because they have about 3 whole therapists in the northern part and EVERYONE needs therapy but the list is really long
How do you feel about greater Idaho lmao
@@nat9527 as a washingtonian i didnt know about Greater Ohio until a few days ago haha
@@nat9527 honestly didn't know it existed, sorry
Here in Michigan It snows 365 days a year, and we get a blizzard every 5 minutes
idaho is just like upper michigan. blood brothers
I’m just impressed schlatt could recite that much about Brave New World from memory
Whats the timestamp of it
@@ricomuru9486 31:10
It's a great book
Some of these are kinda off but for the most part pretty accurate, especially Tennessee
Connecticut made the first American hamburger, pizza, and the made Yale, ESPN, and WWE. It’s also a beautiful state
So glad to learn my states capital is Olympus. Schlatt is truly one of the geographers of all time.
Nothing makes me feel better than knowing I can go to the great state capital of Olympus and relive the entirety of Greek mythology
@@raindawnson9254 so true!
I can’t believe the Greek gods were here the whole time!
they were so close to getting it right too😩
Ted saying it never snows in california when I (a person living in california) currently have a foot of snow on the ground is more funny to me than it should be
Same lol! and i'm even from SOUTHERN California. the notion that it does not snow in So-Cal is a myth peddled by Flatlanders from LA.
As a New Yorker I do not know what is so troubling about a foot of snow.
It's like the whole northern 2/3 of the state doesn't exist lmao
@@thecoastergnome8603 I used to live in so cal. Lot of snowy mountains there. Everyone thinks it's just a flat desert
@@Wulfjager indeed I live about 2 hours east of LA. And right now there is a little under 3ft of snow
Schlatt starting to sing the Eerie canal song unlocked memories.
Schlatt calling Tennessee an S tier state almost brought a tear to my eyes
As an Oregonian, I’ve never been as offended as I was when you put Oregon in D when Idaho is in B
Idaho is full of white supremacists and serial killers and Boise and gets a B. 🙄
fr oregon is so gorgeous too
Greater idaho moment ✨️
I was offended
yeah, all because of FUCKING PORTLAND, my comment, "I hate how everyone in the entire world sees Oregon as Portland. Portland should honestly be it's own state because of how different it is to the rest of the state. Portland can go join all the flowers in Washington for all I care (we hate Washington drivers)."
Them explaining the northeast sarcastically, is the ACTUAL explanation of the northwest
As an Iowan, I am currently laughing my ass off at that extremely fast F
I know right, the bad thing is there not fully wrong 😭
It's not even a bad state it's a top 15 state at least in my opinion.
@kingturtle19 yeah honestly it's a pretty chill state and actually kinda pretty if u look into it
Iowa is literally just chillin, minding its own business. As an Iowan, I am glad that everyone ignores us. I don’t want what we have to be spoiled.
It's stupid too. "Flyover state, there's nothing there" is exactly the reason why it shouldn't be F tier. Would rather be in a "boring" state than one with high crime, high cost of living, and insane traffic.
as an idahoan i can confirm schlatt comes by every weekend to break my knee caps
Schlatt: I hope you don't have a story about every state
Also Schlatt: Chiesel
I love how Chuckle Sandwich has turned into just regular uncut video ideas
I almost got shot by someone from Nashville Tennessee, they had moved to Quincy Illinois and I was visiting. They almost accused me of a drive by and proceeded to tell me about the guns (plural) they had on their front porch. The U.S. is fun...
Ted, Chesil isn't even the weirdest strain. There's cat piss, amnesia fest, Alaskan thunderfuck, purple monkey balls, the list is huge.
I like how Jambo is laying down then gets up and then lays down in the same spot (I know what they are hiding.)