We Ranked Every State in the USA... Bad Idea. | Chuckle Sandwich EP 75

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  • @prettyspooky
    @prettyspooky Рік тому +11300

    I start violently crying whenever Schlatt comes on screen. It’s traumatic.

    • @Keegan42069
      @Keegan42069 Рік тому +560

      When he said his foot shattered I started laughing uncontrollably in joy knowing that he has suffered

    • @HiHello-qw6li
      @HiHello-qw6li Рік тому +49

      @@prettyspooky what

    • @prettyspooky
      @prettyspooky Рік тому +33

      @@HiHello-qw6li NO WAY 😭😭😭

    • @HiHello-qw6li
      @HiHello-qw6li Рік тому +49

      @@prettyspooky i didnt say anything? Who are you talking to

    • @prettyspooky
      @prettyspooky Рік тому +131

      @@HiHello-qw6li Don’t gaslight me you just deleted your comment DONT DO THIS TO ME

  • @Lansolot
    @Lansolot Рік тому +2221

    I swear Schlatt came out of the womb fully grown and a week behind on rent

    • @ld-xp7rw
      @ld-xp7rw Рік тому +55

      mustache and all

    • @Vsquirrel4148
      @Vsquirrel4148 Рік тому +33

      ​​@@ld-xp7rwnah nah nah that's not a mustache
      That's a mouth beard

    • @Captain-me23
      @Captain-me23 7 місяців тому

      Nahh he was a twink before

    • @vinceb8123
      @vinceb8123 4 місяці тому +3

      That would explain how he managed to do those things in '99..

  • @funnydog7133
    @funnydog7133 Рік тому +4897

    Ted and Schlatt should swap rooms for an episode and pretend like nothing is out of place

  • @wildfire8910
    @wildfire8910 Рік тому +883

    Schlatt ranked washington and didnt even bring up the Enumclaw horse sex case, im surprised.

    • @RacketSmack
      @RacketSmack Рік тому +23

      THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING I WAS GFONNA COMMENT THAT BUT I DIDNT LOL ILYSM HGJUJIHERTIJHJIUERT

    • @daisyjoy242
      @daisyjoy242 Рік тому +8

      *What’s the Enumclaw horse case*

    • @daveunknown01
      @daveunknown01 Рік тому +16

      ​@@daisyjoy242oh no

    • @wildfire8910
      @wildfire8910 Рік тому +12

      @@daisyjoy242oh you sweet summer child…

    • @N1KH1L_The_Musician
      @N1KH1L_The_Musician Рік тому +5

      More specifically, the video

  • @emma124
    @emma124 Рік тому +2930

    ted has a story about every state because he has to cross state lines so often to keep them guessing

    • @naterosen9786
      @naterosen9786 Рік тому +30

      Such a good comment

    • @IcerCheck
      @IcerCheck Рік тому +1

      ​@@naterosen9786such a good reply

    • @naterosen9786
      @naterosen9786 Рік тому +15

      @@IcerCheck Such a good reply

    • @IcerCheck
      @IcerCheck Рік тому +14

      @@naterosen9786 such a good reply

    • @TheSlooker
      @TheSlooker Рік тому +10

      @@IcerChecksuch a good reply

  • @matthewwyatt2044
    @matthewwyatt2044 Рік тому +1634

    I appreciate how unresponsive Jambo is to Schlatt's yelling.

    • @williamsaari1073
      @williamsaari1073 Рік тому +6

      I think it’s the green screen that he showed a while ago

    • @badunsh
      @badunsh Рік тому +27

      @@williamsaari1073 I dont think thats a green screen

    • @botzachary9891
      @botzachary9891 Рік тому +65

      Jambo's used to it by now, he's got a loud papa

    • @KSA-xl5zk
      @KSA-xl5zk 4 місяці тому

      @@williamsaari1073jambo moves at 1:04:20 when schlatt spits the thing out

  • @fernified_yt
    @fernified_yt Рік тому +1182

    ted saying "it doesn't snow in california" as there is a once in a lifetime blizzard barreling towards LA right now is very funny to me

    • @stoplewding
      @stoplewding Рік тому +38

      Literally snows min a month yearly up in NorCal where I’m from and my brother lives now… smh

    • @naterosen9786
      @naterosen9786 Рік тому +11

      How are you guys able to breathe?

    • @excremint
      @excremint Рік тому +12

      @@stoplewding ​ yeah it depends where you are altitude-wise and location-wise/ if next to the coast or mountains. lake tahoe is snowing like all day today but i live south of los angeles and haven’t gotten snow for 15 years (but i can also drive an hour to the mountains where there’s snow)

    • @sierra3830
      @sierra3830 Рік тому +5

      I live in the sierras and have a foot of snow rn lmao

    • @AutomatonicChairman
      @AutomatonicChairman Рік тому +8

      We just got snow all over California even oakland

  • @ehsbe1056
    @ehsbe1056 Рік тому +280

    Rucker putting Oklahoma at F with absolutely no explanation and the others simply not being phased by it is comedy gold

    • @thaloniaswj
      @thaloniaswj Рік тому +18

      As an Oklahoman I agree

    • @TotallyNotFeeshHawk
      @TotallyNotFeeshHawk Рік тому +4

      As a man born in Oklahoma who was raised in North Carolina and occasionally visits Alabama, I agree.

    • @jacobsimon7295
      @jacobsimon7295 10 місяців тому +5

      born n raised oklahoma, that’s all we need

    • @Dumbkid34
      @Dumbkid34 Місяць тому

      as an oklahoman i fully agree

    • @sammatthewa859
      @sammatthewa859 Місяць тому

      F for fantastic

  • @tucipat
    @tucipat Рік тому +644

    Schlatt fighting so hard for Florida is the most New York take he has had on the podcast

    • @joolian4763
      @joolian4763 Рік тому

      I live In Florida, its aight like a solid low b. We do have publix though

    • @PeopleAreCrazy-v2i
      @PeopleAreCrazy-v2i 6 місяців тому +2

      Glad you didn’t Say “New Yorker” That term is only For us City Folks in the 5 Boroughs

    • @Stickyz
      @Stickyz 4 місяці тому +7

      ​@@PeopleAreCrazy-v2i hes from the city

    • @mutated__donkey5840
      @mutated__donkey5840 3 місяці тому +1

      @@PeopleAreCrazy-v2iwhat would you like to call everybody else from the rest of the state.

  • @JordanTowner-e
    @JordanTowner-e Рік тому +729

    When Tucker said "Idaho", Ted and Schlatt simultaneously realized that they did not know a single thing about more than half the states in the Union.

    • @munchycrunchybread
      @munchycrunchybread Рік тому +20

      oh my god you're right

    • @foreshadowing-sp5qc
      @foreshadowing-sp5qc Рік тому +6

      As an Idahoan I must add everything will shoot you and frysauce

    • @theredknight9314
      @theredknight9314 Рік тому

      @@foreshadowing-sp5qcyes. I personally think we should secede Screw the rest of the union.

  • @willow._.
    @willow._. Рік тому +1833

    as a non-american this is all incredibly useful and relevant to me, i am so glad to get such quality and unbiased information from my favourite podcast!

    • @Leah447
      @Leah447 Рік тому +43

      There is incredibly biased and non-quality information in this video. I think is what you meant to say

    • @penguin095
      @penguin095 Рік тому +70

      ​@@Leah447 wooosh

    • @cosmosisrose
      @cosmosisrose Рік тому +40

      I’m sat here going “oh yeah absolutely yeah” at the rankings when I couldn’t even label half these states on a map

    • @thiccookies
      @thiccookies Рік тому +9

      ​@Nams you must be fun at party's💀

    • @joenoodle6914
      @joenoodle6914 Рік тому +4

      @@penguin095 this ruined my day, please go outside and touch grass :(

  • @phantomflair5546
    @phantomflair5546 Рік тому +223

    bro I cant believe I watched all of that just for Schlatt to immediately put my state in f tier without saying a word. Literally a 5 second segment.

    • @passdahboof
      @passdahboof 9 місяців тому +5

      Oklahoma?

    • @Cole2OO5
      @Cole2OO5 9 місяців тому +3

      Iowa?

    • @edanrussell5656
      @edanrussell5656 7 місяців тому +3

      prob west virginia lol. used to be from there, laughed at that part lol

    • @thejail_berd8731
      @thejail_berd8731 6 місяців тому +3

      I got fucking beef with Ted for trying to put Kentucky at F over Mitch McConnell which most reasonable Kentuckians hate

    • @thejail_berd8731
      @thejail_berd8731 6 місяців тому +1

      Schlatt saved us

  • @paytonwartenberg2726
    @paytonwartenberg2726 Рік тому +835

    I feel like schlatt would rate wisconsin higher if he knew how many drunk drivers we have

    • @8bittakeover190
      @8bittakeover190 Рік тому +17

      I agree and support this message

    • @tharzanne
      @tharzanne Рік тому +26

      this is true. at least three of my relatives have a dui. 👍

    • @8bittakeover190
      @8bittakeover190 Рік тому +1

      @@tharzanne thank you for your service

    • @takkeilost
      @takkeilost Рік тому +25

      wisconsin has the most amount of drunk crashers. montana has the most amount of drunk drivers.

    • @8bittakeover190
      @8bittakeover190 Рік тому +4

      @@takkeilost source

  • @spork_bunny5210
    @spork_bunny5210 Рік тому +374

    schlatt’s broken-ass foot really fueled his menace-meter this round huh

  • @cosmosisrose
    @cosmosisrose Рік тому +1113

    as a person with chronic pain/illness I actually take a lot of comfort from Schlatt having some ailment to complain about every time. makes me feel seen

    • @dangercrue
      @dangercrue Рік тому +9

      me too 😭

    • @madeline4661
      @madeline4661 Рік тому +3

      I have CRPS and it sucks

    • @joenoodle6914
      @joenoodle6914 Рік тому +17

      @@madeline4661 craps haha

    • @foreshadowing-sp5qc
      @foreshadowing-sp5qc Рік тому

      Penis wrinkle

    • @TROBassGuitar
      @TROBassGuitar Рік тому +1

      ​@@joenoodle6914 Complex regional pain syndrome (CRPS) is a form of chronic pain that usually affects an arm or a leg. CRPS typically develops after an injury, a surgery, a stroke or a heart attack.May 10, 2022

  • @Exultantexalted
    @Exultantexalted Рік тому +132

    Seeing them repeatedly talk about coal miners relentlessly attempting to kiss people in Pennsylvania is…surprisingly accurate, how did they know?

    • @lea7861
      @lea7861 Рік тому

      Nah but frrrr like do they be living in our walls

  • @jackthesnack5810
    @jackthesnack5810 Рік тому +1609

    If Slimecicle were still here, I know he would’ve defended the hell out of Virginia when the others made that decision

    • @Abigail_Monteith
      @Abigail_Monteith Рік тому +56

      Virginia is beautiful

    • @sallylu2248
      @sallylu2248 Рік тому +4

      mm

    • @Cam_Can_Play
      @Cam_Can_Play Рік тому +166

      Too bad he was blown up in a gas leak. Then revived by Christmas magic. Then blown up in a second gas leak.

    • @maxi979
      @maxi979 Рік тому +6

      ​@@Cam_Can_Play am i just two old, what

    • @alexiswhitfield1796
      @alexiswhitfield1796 Рік тому +22

      Yeah VA is nifty, and it's kinda underrated so there's not an absurd amount of tourists

  • @luvrirl7780
    @luvrirl7780 Рік тому +684

    This is the perfect podcast to watch while knowing absolutely nothing about any of the states

    • @MrBones-td6qn
      @MrBones-td6qn Рік тому +2

      @Vitisium same, B.C *dweller* here

    • @ericalexander1609
      @ericalexander1609 Рік тому +10

      don't worry they don't know anything about the states either lol

    • @luvrirl7780
      @luvrirl7780 Рік тому +4

      @Vitisium fuck yeah Canada gang

    • @trickturne
      @trickturne Рік тому +9

      same but i literally live in the US so i dont have an excuse

    • @iregretthis
      @iregretthis Рік тому +4

      @Vitisiumme too (smallest province dweller specifically for me)

  • @CK_5
    @CK_5 Рік тому +1415

    Glad to see two true blooded Americans showing the true beauty of America. Thank you boys (and Tucker) for your service! 🫡

    • @costathiago2562
      @costathiago2562 Рік тому +36

      Is tucker not a boy?!?!!??!?!?!

    • @juice7065
      @juice7065 Рік тому +56

      Tucker is my fav women

    • @juice7065
      @juice7065 Рік тому +10

      @@Danno. what is a fake man

    • @muddlefish4144
      @muddlefish4144 Рік тому

      @@juice7065 i could name a few bacteria that probably possess no real gender

    • @ho7mer
      @ho7mer Рік тому +30

      @@juice7065 schlatt and ted duh

  • @shallteargf5974
    @shallteargf5974 Рік тому +46

    as an Illinoisan who moved to Florida I find this tier list as an absolute win big ups to schlatt for fighting for those placements

  • @zacharywranovsky
    @zacharywranovsky Рік тому +273

    Would’ve thought Schlatt would love Wisconsin. We have 12 of the nation’s 20 drunkest cities and the punishment for your first time drunk driving is basically just a slap on the wrist

    • @dietmtndew6119
      @dietmtndew6119 Рік тому +18

      Exactly i was shocked that they didnt even mention how much liqour we have, and that we are the only state where you can legally get wasted with your parents xD

    • @ethanschneider5628
      @ethanschneider5628 Рік тому +2

      Wisconsin rules

    • @HydroniteTB
      @HydroniteTB Рік тому +4

      Isn’t Wisconsin the cheese place in America? I love cheese man and for that I approve of Wisconsin

    • @zacharywranovsky
      @zacharywranovsky Рік тому +6

      @@HydroniteTB yup, beer, cheese, and strangely ginseng are our things

    • @ethanschneider5628
      @ethanschneider5628 Рік тому +3

      @@HydroniteTBYeah it is but we are also drunk.

  • @nakamotolikesyou
    @nakamotolikesyou Рік тому +866

    This is the perfect podcast to listen to in the psych ward whilst eating with a mandated suicide-proof plastic spoon. Thank you for chuckling me into the grippy socks

    • @munchycrunchybread
      @munchycrunchybread Рік тому +47

      how the hell do u have ur phone in the ward? they used a fuckin metal detector during admissions at my place, couldn't sneak shit in

    • @aurizone
      @aurizone Рік тому +15

      magic

    • @swvch
      @swvch Рік тому +18

      Free socks!

    • @oriontigley5089
      @oriontigley5089 Рік тому +21

      Damn, is this the psych ward gang??

    • @chillaxTF
      @chillaxTF Рік тому +9

      @@munchycrunchybread Did you have any internet access in there?

  • @helenanimocks
    @helenanimocks Рік тому +861

    This is the perfect podcast to listen to while Wisconsin gets a foot of snow dumped on it. Gee, I hope Schit rates us good.

    • @Aacue_Kenku
      @Aacue_Kenku Рік тому +29

      Wisconsinite who loves TøP here as well. Enjoy the snow, Helena!

    • @Azreiiiel
      @Azreiiiel Рік тому +2

      F

    • @helenanimocks
      @helenanimocks Рік тому +9

      @@Aacue_Kenku won’t be enjoying the drive home from work today😂

    • @helenanimocks
      @helenanimocks Рік тому +2

      @@Azreiiiel B at least

    • @danielwoo1591
      @danielwoo1591 Рік тому +10

      Here’s to hoping my professors cancel my classes tomorrow, don’t feel like going to my 8am

  • @katdoghawk
    @katdoghawk Рік тому +16

    North Dakotan here. "Are you John Piston's boy?" made me laugh way too hard. I have lived that moment a dozen times :D

  • @shlingus5541
    @shlingus5541 Рік тому +430

    The fact that Oklahoma's allotted time stamp isn't even visible on the chapter timeline is poetic

    • @oliviasommerville4733
      @oliviasommerville4733 Рік тому +17

      same with Indiana 😌

    • @okokokayyyyyyy
      @okokokayyyyyyy Рік тому +2

      LMFAO

    • @Oscar-si1cr
      @Oscar-si1cr Рік тому +8

      What is a Oklahoma

    • @mackenziebrown145
      @mackenziebrown145 Рік тому +13

      I sat SO patiently the whole time waiting to see what they would say about Oklahoma just to be utterly disappointed that all they did was say “Oklahoma.” and just MOVE ON😂

    • @KPD8D_
      @KPD8D_ Рік тому +4

      Yeah man, we rarely come up and when we do no one gives a shit. We have so much history and importance but we still are treated worse then North Dakota.

  • @Z3R0Cents
    @Z3R0Cents Рік тому +223

    The fact that schlatt played as a character named cheesele in chair simulator and didn’t make the connect, truly shows how much the Alzheimer’s has progressed!☺️

  • @ImDaniel3
    @ImDaniel3 Рік тому +989

    Tucker Highlights:
    7:23 F you Tucker haters
    14:12 Tucker starts the ranking
    14:48 Tucker knows about serial k*llers 💀
    16:41 inaudible
    17:17 he says Ohio 💀
    17:53 he knew where Ted was going with this
    19:36 who is Mrs. Ippy and why does Tucker want to hit her?
    20:49 he‘s speeding up
    23:58 Tucker is confused (rare Tucker L)
    30:17 swearing
    30:55 Information on The Mashine
    37:41 tucker lists some battles
    39:02 Milwaukee
    41:43 he doesn‘t know bike week
    42:35 good take (unfortunately overheard)
    45:44 he went to Utah to buy a gun (common Tucker W)
    53:40 Tucker likes illegal things
    55:58 tucker snitching
    57:18 the rumbling
    1:00:02 specific location
    1:03:51 tucker hates Illinois
    1:05:06 the trade
    1:06:20 New Orleans smells like sh*t
    1:10:09 tucker got pulled over
    1:17:37 based tucker
    1:21:02 Oh yeah!
    1:21:08 DON‘T TELL HIM!
    1:22:05 bad idea (rare L)

    • @willow._.
      @willow._. Рік тому +47

      ty fellow tucker liker o7

    • @pierre6428
      @pierre6428 Рік тому +17

      This made me laugh to hard wtff

    • @17raysplays29
      @17raysplays29 Рік тому

      1:08:57 deserves to be here. FUCK THOMAS EDISON!

    • @reagan318
      @reagan318 Рік тому +10

      46:27 what did Oklahoma do to Tucker?

    • @ImDaniel3
      @ImDaniel3 Рік тому +10

      @@reagan318 we don‘t talk about Oklahoma

  • @bwoods311
    @bwoods311 Рік тому +45

    As a Hoosier, I was very shocked Indiana was not shat on. It was a nice twist 😂

    • @gaeriefire2762
      @gaeriefire2762 Рік тому +3

      i’m awaiting our section with more hope now 🫡

    • @jakesullivan9179
      @jakesullivan9179 Рік тому +3

      Same it was a shock when he mentioned indy

  • @christianrodriguez4831
    @christianrodriguez4831 Рік тому +1342

    As a Floridian, I am happy that someone finally recognizes our comedic value. It takes a lot of work to be this stupid, and we deserve some recognition.

    • @protomae
      @protomae Рік тому +1

      I agree

    • @gloaitngchunk5533
      @gloaitngchunk5533 Рік тому +14

      FLORIDA ON TOP BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    • @makennawallace
      @makennawallace Рік тому +5

      its bc a lot more stuff is allowed to be shared abt crimes commited

    • @Captain_Hellas6991
      @Captain_Hellas6991 Рік тому +8

      @@makennawallaceyep that’s entirely true, the sunshine law is unique to Florida

    • @samscast
      @samscast Рік тому +1

      We ARE GOATED BABBYYYYY

  • @fluke3718
    @fluke3718 Рік тому +292

    20 minutes for all 50 states would be a nearly 17 hour podcast and that’s something I would listen to

  • @J.thepalmtree
    @J.thepalmtree Рік тому +273

    Tucker not wanting Schlatt to know what Wegmans was has been making me laugh for days lmao

    • @alexiswhitfield1796
      @alexiswhitfield1796 Рік тому +5

      Should I ask?

    • @TerseFlyer185
      @TerseFlyer185 10 місяців тому

      isn’t that that Rochester weird store you guys worship? I think we just got one in nyc. would’ve preferred some wawas.

  • @StoodTheWeather
    @StoodTheWeather Рік тому +30

    I'm from Connecticut and your Connecticut segment had me in tears... of laughter, just about everything you guys said was true. I'll give you guys some activities in our great capital though, the best thing to do if you're in Hartford is to leave :)

    • @oof1716
      @oof1716 Рік тому +1

      I can’t wait to leave this placeeeee

    • @seva7500
      @seva7500 Рік тому +1

      I tried Pepe’s and it was garbage. What’s the hype for?

    • @seraphi3387
      @seraphi3387 10 місяців тому +2

      Personally I enjoy the Connecticut countryside more than being in the cities. More relaxed and peaceful. Especially during the fall. But definitely looking forward to moving on from there.

    • @StoodTheWeather
      @StoodTheWeather 10 місяців тому +2

      @@seraphi3387 yeah that's one thing I do miss about CT, the fall foliage there and the rest of New England is some of the best in the country if you ask me

  • @abbymartin8959
    @abbymartin8959 Рік тому +85

    I’m still laughing at Tucker screaming “DONT TELL HIM”

  • @megan_james
    @megan_james Рік тому +189

    Schlatt's ability to make himself appear offended or upset on a whim is so funny to me 😂

  • @XanderLacefield
    @XanderLacefield Рік тому +145

    Tuckers confidence has improved, he is slowly seizing control of the podcast

  • @KirbzTheCrusaderOFFICIAL
    @KirbzTheCrusaderOFFICIAL Рік тому +12

    its nice to wait the whole episode for them to talk about my state for 21 seconds

  • @Wolf-tk6dk
    @Wolf-tk6dk Рік тому +198

    “I guess Kansas City has its own style of bbq?” “Must not be that good” literally is the default bbq sauce you get everywhere

    • @killurambitions
      @killurambitions Рік тому +8

      i think its how its cooked and possibly how its overall done

    • @coppycop9556
      @coppycop9556 Рік тому +1

      ​@@killurambitions can confirm

    • @benjamingonzalez7014
      @benjamingonzalez7014 Рік тому +1

      It’s not as good, real barbecue doesn’t need more than a few drops of sauce

    • @princewhitecap7071
      @princewhitecap7071 Рік тому +1

      Kc bbq for the win baby

    • @smileymalaise
      @smileymalaise Рік тому +1

      KC bbq is great. It got the sweetness of Tennessee BBQs but more beef, like they do in TX. Also, pickles.

  • @vitol8220
    @vitol8220 Рік тому +687

    Ted and schlatt validating the Ohio vs Michigan rivalry without even knowing is great

    • @kurtrosenthal6313
      @kurtrosenthal6313 Рік тому

      Screw Ohio, Michigan is way better! To all you buckeyes out there and your botched maps Give us back Toledo you have no right to that territory. That is Michigan land!

    • @payton71
      @payton71 Рік тому +67

      to put michigan in f tier is insulting michigan is def in the top 5 most beautiful states

    • @jett_icer1236
      @jett_icer1236 Рік тому +10

      ​@@payton71 true fact especially in da U.P

    • @Prtsm
      @Prtsm Рік тому +19

      @@payton71 ikr I got so mad when he said F tier

    • @OGMagaro
      @OGMagaro Рік тому

      As a pennsylvanian, michigan sucks ass

  • @Funny-rg7hi
    @Funny-rg7hi Рік тому +175

    As an Arizonan this made me start screaming and crying so hard that another Grand Canyon formed

  • @Caleb-Drg
    @Caleb-Drg Рік тому +9

    The fact Ted said he can't imagine Kansas city barbeque style being that good is wild, it's the best barbeque in the country by far

  • @Scarlett_Skies
    @Scarlett_Skies Рік тому +119

    Their Sarcasm about the north east is honestly my favorite thing about this episode

  • @DraggoPlayz
    @DraggoPlayz Рік тому +66

    Seeing Jambo in the background on schlatt's bed is so cute!

  • @saltydefense
    @saltydefense Рік тому +106

    schlatt not knowing what happened at the alamo while looking like literally every guy who was at the alamo

    • @mentaya11
      @mentaya11 Рік тому +1

      This comment confuses me. Is this meant to be a jab at something?

    • @MrPancak3Man
      @MrPancak3Man Рік тому +5

      ​@@mentaya11no its because he has chops that looks like old soldiers from that era

    • @mentaya11
      @mentaya11 Рік тому

      @@MrPancak3Man Not everyone though. In fact, if you were military, the amount of facial hair you could wear was directly tied to rank.

  • @SoroEssensu
    @SoroEssensu Рік тому +8

    “How about you guys move on to Ohio.”
    Schlatt: *Autism Mod Activated*

  • @DarthHamster02
    @DarthHamster02 Рік тому +177

    I enjoy seeing Jambo in various different positions as the episode elapses

  • @DoozieDoodle
    @DoozieDoodle Рік тому +103

    "It never snows in California" Damn it Ted you jinxed the west coast lol

    • @Bayyyro
      @Bayyyro Рік тому +4

      bruh the entirety of the west coast is snowed in lmao

    • @firewarrior9999
      @firewarrior9999 Рік тому +1

      @@Bayyyro The average snowpack size is shrinking though. Global warming is ruining my ski fun.

    • @Bayyyro
      @Bayyyro Рік тому +1

      @firewarrior9999 that was 4 months ago, it was 105 today where i live 💀

    • @Rockstar3nergy
      @Rockstar3nergy Рік тому

      @@Bayyyroso real bro for some reason coldest winters=hottest summers and even up in pinecrest where usually the summers are nice and cooler it’s hot as hell

  • @Nick-xu7ns
    @Nick-xu7ns Рік тому +179

    Schlatt hitting Ted with the “they got bike week” for Florida is the perfect uno reverse card. Argument should have been over there.

  • @millionsaturn44
    @millionsaturn44 10 місяців тому +3

    TN S-Tier???? This may be the most goated state tier list ever, I will now agree with every ranking you guys make

    • @aa-tx7th
      @aa-tx7th 28 днів тому

      ive lived in tenneessee for 20 years
      its a dogsh!t trumper hellhole bro 😭😭😭
      dolly parton and memphis are the only reasons why its d tier and not f tier like texas and florida
      cant get up to the PNW faat enough is all im saying 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

  • @masondicroce917
    @masondicroce917 Рік тому +330

    To anyone who isn't a California native, you do not know the raw fear and trepidation I felt this entire episode.

    • @scott_hunts
      @scott_hunts Рік тому

      It’s what you deserve tbh.

    • @marycruzship5652
      @marycruzship5652 Рік тому +25

      Honestly as a California native no matter what they said California will always stay winning. They other states have beef with us but we don't even spare them a thought until they mention something about us lol.

    • @blackbluem1210
      @blackbluem1210 Рік тому +9

      @@marycruzship5652 so true, all everyone ever thinks of is los angeles which does kinda suck, bit it's so much more than that

    • @JosiahH420
      @JosiahH420 Рік тому +8

      @@blackbluem1210 ikr where else are you a 1-3 hour drive depending on where you live to the beach, the forest, the mountains, the desert, big cities and flat ass land in the middle of bum fuck nowhere (I’m from the Central Valley)

    • @im2tired_andshort
      @im2tired_andshort Рік тому +6

      @@JosiahH420 I’m also from the valley and outside so much of California’s history and uniqueness due to the major cities like Los Angeles and San Francisco. But, if I’m going to be honest, there’s probably more enjoyable things to do and see in Northern California than in the south, but that’s coming from someone who prefers the north over the south of California.

  • @noturn_
    @noturn_ Рік тому +89

    Ted saying that it doesn’t snow in California when he meant to say LA is funny asf because I’m in Lake Tahoe and it’s pouring down snow

    • @ricotta5753
      @ricotta5753 Рік тому +13

      Norcal and socal ppl forgetting the other half exists

    • @elliotjeanne
      @elliotjeanne Рік тому +3

      @@ricotta5753and then everyone forgetting the central valley exists

    • @munchycrunchybread
      @munchycrunchybread Рік тому

      @@elliotjeanne middle child syndrome

    • @lugi25
      @lugi25 Рік тому

      ​@@elliotjeanneis Sacramento norcal or central cal?

  • @bay4546
    @bay4546 Рік тому +199

    this is going to sound so stupid but Schlatt saying that Indianapolis is beautiful and that Indiana has great people literally made my day, like I legit smiled at my phone

    • @Mrs52308
      @Mrs52308 Рік тому +12

      Exactly! I thought they were going to have absolutely nothing to say about Indiana and rank it somewhere C and below. A B is insane.

    • @notfloralflame4405
      @notfloralflame4405 Рік тому +6

      i probably wouldn’t even have rated it a B, it was a nice perspective about Indiana that i’m not used to :)

    • @RedTurtleneckYT
      @RedTurtleneckYT Рік тому +3

      Good to see my fellow Hoosiers! We have the ducks, corn and soybeans.

    • @DurnehviirDromok
      @DurnehviirDromok Рік тому +1

      we have ***trees, corn, and asphalt***

    • @flum6206
      @flum6206 Рік тому +2

      I went to inianapolis recently, and I'm from rhode Island. It's the best bit city ive ever been to. So much better than NYC and DC. It was amazing

  • @Aviation_Nerd1
    @Aviation_Nerd1 Рік тому +20

    I live in Oregon and it’s pretty nice, the mountains look so cool and the sink water is just the best.

    • @kranck222
      @kranck222 Рік тому +3

      Same here! Think C would have been a better choice for a neutral state, but eh! Hopefully some day the big guys with explore more of Oregon!

    • @Frungle_
      @Frungle_ Рік тому +1

      Fr

    • @Gunk05
      @Gunk05 10 місяців тому +1

      Yeah especially with schlatt being a car guy I’d feel like he’d love driving through mountain roads there’s no place like it when it comes to that

    • @Sandstimes
      @Sandstimes 6 місяців тому

      Oregon gets dragged down by Portland but also without Portland I think a lot of people just wouldn't know we exist lol

  • @Boruta47
    @Boruta47 Рік тому +69

    This is the perfect podcast to listen while crossing the state lines to avoid the feds

  • @lexistcipher9017
    @lexistcipher9017 Рік тому +74

    As a person who lives in Idaho, I can confirm we are a potato cult. We don't have spring break because we have potato harvest in the fall

  • @tweebranches
    @tweebranches Рік тому +89

    I’m just impressed schlatt could recite that much about Brave New World from memory

  • @firewarrior9999
    @firewarrior9999 Рік тому +12

    Having lived in Nevada and Florida, it makes me proud for both states to make it to S tier.

  • @china_sickness7005
    @china_sickness7005 Рік тому +91

    Tucker better get a 5 cent raise after doing all that work

  • @paulpaulson5701
    @paulpaulson5701 Рік тому +40

    If Schlatt knew about how much alcohol is consumed in North Dakota, he might like us more.
    Also Ted's story about a lady recognizing him makes sense since theres like 10 of us here

    • @lightgreenqueen9744
      @lightgreenqueen9744 Рік тому +9

      Yeah all 7 of us really appreciate the talk of our state and the stories

  • @hamburgereater
    @hamburgereater Рік тому +51

    I'm starting to think Brave New World is Schlatt's favorite book. He has made one too many references to it during Chuckle Sandwich's lifespan.

  • @KyleLeHeup
    @KyleLeHeup 5 днів тому +1

    26:55 and there goes all of your Michigan viewers

  • @ParsnipT3T
    @ParsnipT3T Рік тому +29

    So glad to learn my states capital is Olympus. Schlatt is truly one of the geographers of all time.

    • @raindawnson9254
      @raindawnson9254 Рік тому +4

      Nothing makes me feel better than knowing I can go to the great state capital of Olympus and relive the entirety of Greek mythology

    • @ParsnipT3T
      @ParsnipT3T Рік тому

      @@raindawnson9254 so true!

    • @daneverharen1694
      @daneverharen1694 Рік тому +3

      I can’t believe the Greek gods were here the whole time!

    • @b_ry516
      @b_ry516 Рік тому

      they were so close to getting it right too😩

  • @conniehankosky5750
    @conniehankosky5750 Рік тому +67

    As a south Texan, it’s very surreal hearing schlatt complain about the exact same things we all hate about texas

    • @m1germsy784
      @m1germsy784 Рік тому +5

      I like how we're f just because of highways😅

  • @trishial8212
    @trishial8212 Рік тому +29

    Schlatt: I hope you don't have a story about every state
    Also Schlatt: Chiesel

  • @BOBIO8686
    @BOBIO8686 Рік тому +6

    As someone from Tennessee, shlatt, bless you.

  • @sierra3830
    @sierra3830 Рік тому +60

    Ted saying it never snows in california when I (a person living in california) currently have a foot of snow on the ground is more funny to me than it should be

    • @thecoastergnome8603
      @thecoastergnome8603 Рік тому +3

      Same lol! and i'm even from SOUTHERN California. the notion that it does not snow in So-Cal is a myth peddled by Flatlanders from LA.

    • @Turtle-sp9vt
      @Turtle-sp9vt Рік тому +3

      As a New Yorker I do not know what is so troubling about a foot of snow.

    • @Wulfjager
      @Wulfjager Рік тому +4

      It's like the whole northern 2/3 of the state doesn't exist lmao

    • @Wulfjager
      @Wulfjager Рік тому +4

      ​@@thecoastergnome8603 I used to live in so cal. Lot of snowy mountains there. Everyone thinks it's just a flat desert

    • @thecoastergnome8603
      @thecoastergnome8603 Рік тому +1

      @@Wulfjager indeed I live about 2 hours east of LA. And right now there is a little under 3ft of snow

  • @itsmaddiebee
    @itsmaddiebee Рік тому +30

    Schlatt ranking Hawaiʻi B for bomb really brings me back to him and Ted singing “there goes Hawaiʻi”

  • @micromoron
    @micromoron Рік тому +34

    Them explaining the northeast sarcastically, is the ACTUAL explanation of the northwest

  • @ThisRynGames
    @ThisRynGames Рік тому +9

    As an Oklahoman, I did not appreciate the utter silence you gave us.

    • @phantomflair5546
      @phantomflair5546 Рік тому +3

      fr bro

    • @Tc17001
      @Tc17001 5 місяців тому

      Same. People think Oklahoma sucks but they have never even been here. We do not just have only tornados, there is more to Oklahoma than just that. It is quite annoying when people bash Oklahoma and then never even step foot in the doggone state.

  • @TisNotFlakey
    @TisNotFlakey Рік тому +45

    I love how Chuckle Sandwich has turned into just regular uncut video ideas

  • @EditingOlivia123
    @EditingOlivia123 Рік тому +153

    I’m sure nothing went wrong on this episode of chuckle sa- Ted? What are you doing in my house? AhhAHHHHHH

  • @SirChumba
    @SirChumba Рік тому +51

    The 20 seconds to put Delaware in A tier is the exact amount of time that we as a state deserve

  • @dredgenwoof
    @dredgenwoof 11 місяців тому +2

    as an idahoan i can confirm schlatt comes by every weekend to break my knee caps

  • @e-moon4438
    @e-moon4438 Рік тому +42

    I like how Jambo is laying down then gets up and then lays down in the same spot (I know what they are hiding.)

  • @Waveydaveyfr
    @Waveydaveyfr Рік тому +135

    As a Tennessean it is an absolute honor for Ted and Schlatt to rank us an S this is an incredible moment for all of my fellow Tennesseans. Volunteer state on top!

    • @IamStempie
      @IamStempie Рік тому +1

      🎉

    • @HillBilly_Urbex
      @HillBilly_Urbex Рік тому +1

      bruh all you got is music im being honest im one state away and yall aint got much

    • @StryderWilk
      @StryderWilk Рік тому +15

      @@HillBilly_Urbexspoken like someone from a non-S-tier state.

    • @Bruhaker
      @Bruhaker Рік тому +3

      @@HillBilly_Urbex cope harder

    • @flyer5347
      @flyer5347 Рік тому

      This is huge!

  • @roasie8102
    @roasie8102 Рік тому +21

    YAY MORE JAMBO CONTENT…oh yeah also a new episode of Chuckle Sandwhich too!

  • @overlordcat6869
    @overlordcat6869 Рік тому +4

    'That's on Mars. That's a different state.'
    - JSchlatt

  • @planettmarzz
    @planettmarzz Рік тому +157

    I am from Idaho and we don't really make potatoes. We get pretty much all our potatoes from Washington. Also the serial killer thing is because they have about 3 whole therapists in the northern part and EVERYONE needs therapy but the list is really long

    • @nat9527
      @nat9527 Рік тому +7

      How do you feel about greater Idaho lmao

    • @ohkaypoh
      @ohkaypoh Рік тому +6

      @@nat9527 as a washingtonian i didnt know about Greater Ohio until a few days ago haha

    • @planettmarzz
      @planettmarzz Рік тому +1

      @@nat9527 honestly didn't know it existed, sorry

    • @niceirishlad9466
      @niceirishlad9466 Рік тому +3

      Here in Michigan It snows 365 days a year, and we get a blizzard every 5 minutes

    • @jacobfromstatefarm6136
      @jacobfromstatefarm6136 Рік тому +5

      idaho is just like upper michigan. blood brothers

  • @BitteringBotter
    @BitteringBotter Рік тому +20

    Fell asleep watching this so comforting 🥺 (I woke up to schlatt desperately chewing on some shitty snack)

  • @BennyCocoPop
    @BennyCocoPop Рік тому +105

    As one of the three people who live in North Dakota, I'm glad to see our state recognized in name alone, and its place at C tier is an honor.

    • @OwenWatkins-y8z
      @OwenWatkins-y8z Рік тому +6

      Must be hard to borrow sugar and such

    • @sugatraa
      @sugatraa 11 місяців тому +2

      @@OwenWatkins-y8zthere's grocery stores😒 how else do you expect us 3 to make any living??

    • @OwenWatkins-y8z
      @OwenWatkins-y8z 11 місяців тому

      Do you all just purchase stuff from the store, while also working there?@@sugatraa

    • @Dabkiller59
      @Dabkiller59 10 місяців тому

      at least he didnt yap about a stupid canyon for 5 minutes

    • @embobbisonembobbison1338
      @embobbisonembobbison1338 8 місяців тому

      They obviously didn’t see the cow or the bison.

  • @ashtonvincent1104
    @ashtonvincent1104 Рік тому +2

    i honestly wasnt expecting tennessee to be that high but I mean hell yeah

  • @tokki3149
    @tokki3149 Рік тому +35

    7:00 Ted's "wtf" was so genuine i can't breathe lmaooooo

  • @oliviasweet7892
    @oliviasweet7892 Рік тому +43

    I would love for this to be an ongoing thing as y’all travel more, just keep revising based on experiences and anger

  • @davida9550
    @davida9550 Рік тому +29

    The Florida pick made me so happy and him being upset made it so much better

  • @RedTurtleneckYT
    @RedTurtleneckYT Рік тому +3

    As a Hoosier, I am happy to see someone appreciate Indiana for what it is. We keep getting hooked along with Ohio and Illinois. Thank you! :)

    • @lesliemerideth567
      @lesliemerideth567 Рік тому

      As an Illinoian, I can attest that Illinois sucks and Indiana is fantastic. And now I live in California 😂

  • @WOKEchair
    @WOKEchair Рік тому +21

    I love how even Texas froze and Florida stayed warm/hot the entire time

  • @DrollMagnum6720
    @DrollMagnum6720 Рік тому +237

    This is the best podcast to laugh like a goblin at people from Ohio to! Thanks shitters!

    • @gdking4675
      @gdking4675 Рік тому +15

      Please. I've been in Ohio for my entire life. I keep trying to escape, but the border patrol catches me every time. I just want to eat food.

    • @DrollMagnum6720
      @DrollMagnum6720 Рік тому +19

      you can't end hunger in Ohio. Don't try

  • @HydroOptimist
    @HydroOptimist Рік тому +35

    Can't believe schlatt downed cyanide pills at the end,what a mad lad

  • @vortexchaos70
    @vortexchaos70 Рік тому +4

    There’s a Kansas city Kansas and a Kansas city Missouri…so technically Kansas has nothing to take back because it has its own Kansas city.

  • @sepukau7534
    @sepukau7534 Рік тому +27

    this is the perfect podcast to start listening to now

  • @rutbyrr
    @rutbyrr Рік тому +16

    This is the perfect podcast to listen to while canadianing everywhere

  • @Espen5145
    @Espen5145 Рік тому +80

    As an Oregonian, I’ve never been as offended as I was when you put Oregon in D when Idaho is in B

    • @mikesciandra3841
      @mikesciandra3841 Рік тому

      Idaho is full of white supremacists and serial killers and Boise and gets a B. 🙄

    • @maceelynnae
      @maceelynnae Рік тому +10

      fr oregon is so gorgeous too

    • @WayPastMeh
      @WayPastMeh Рік тому +8

      Greater idaho moment ✨️

    • @CB75000
      @CB75000 Рік тому +2

      I was offended

    • @Bayyyro
      @Bayyyro Рік тому

      yeah, all because of FUCKING PORTLAND, my comment, "I hate how everyone in the entire world sees Oregon as Portland. Portland should honestly be it's own state because of how different it is to the rest of the state. Portland can go join all the flowers in Washington for all I care (we hate Washington drivers)."

  • @FionaPloyaert-zj5jq
    @FionaPloyaert-zj5jq Рік тому +2

    My brother was watching and he was like “nah they talking’ bullshit they ain’t starting” 😂 he ran away and watched you guys without me😂

  • @tristin3489
    @tristin3489 Рік тому +57

    I feel the need to let schlatt know that kansas also has Kansas City, but missouri has the larger section of Kansas City

    • @RWhite27
      @RWhite27 Рік тому

      Fr I was just looking for this comment as someone who lives in Kansas City Kansas. I was fuming.

    • @wtfisggon7251
      @wtfisggon7251 Рік тому +1

      @@RWhite27no one cares about you people in Kansas

    • @Jail19
      @Jail19 11 місяців тому +5

      @@wtfisggon7251 where are you from buddy, california?

    • @tommyp697
      @tommyp697 8 місяців тому

      @@Jail19Kansas

    • @WarriorxCat
      @WarriorxCat 6 місяців тому +1

      Missouri half is the better half.

  • @cyber_nuggets8302
    @cyber_nuggets8302 Рік тому +30

    As a resident of Alabama I can confirm that The Machine is real and it rules over all of us

    • @AutumnF
      @AutumnF Рік тому

      As someone from Mississippi, It’s fucking miserable here. (As a queer person, being closeted is the only way to survive around here). Racism also runs rampant. The Deep South is known as “The Bible Belt” because of the prevalence of Christianity here. Mississippi is called “The Buckle of The Bible Belt” due to the amount of Christians here. In school, they even automatically assume that everyone is Christian. The education is dogshit and the teachers are too. I can’t wait to leave this hellhole if you couldn’t tell lmao

    • @cyber_nuggets8302
      @cyber_nuggets8302 Рік тому +1

      @@AutumnF yeah I've been to Mississippi a couple times and it is easily the worst state in the south
      I'm sorry man I hope you can get out of there

  • @anxietitties
    @anxietitties Рік тому +51

    this is the perfect podcast to listen to while breathing in toxic air in ohio

  • @SammyBH
    @SammyBH Рік тому +3

    Schlatt calling Tennessee an S tier state almost brought a tear to my eyes

  • @fabufriend4950
    @fabufriend4950 Рік тому +21

    Schlatt is amazing to watch when drunk makes me love him more

  • @shellbellheart_tv
    @shellbellheart_tv Рік тому +63

    this is the perfect podcast to start a nuclear civil war to

  • @gdking4675
    @gdking4675 Рік тому +11

    I was going to do my homework tonight so that I'd have time tomorrow to visit my sick mother, but then this dropped, and I had to watch it instead. I hope your happy Ted and Schlatt.

  • @NathanFranklin676
    @NathanFranklin676 Рік тому +3

    it’s not even that schlatt doesn’t give a fuck, he simply has no fucks he can physically give. and i love it