as a non-american this is all incredibly useful and relevant to me, i am so glad to get such quality and unbiased information from my favourite podcast!
@@stoplewding yeah it depends where you are altitude-wise and location-wise/ if next to the coast or mountains. lake tahoe is snowing like all day today but i live south of los angeles and haven’t gotten snow for 15 years (but i can also drive an hour to the mountains where there’s snow)
as a person with chronic pain/illness I actually take a lot of comfort from Schlatt having some ailment to complain about every time. makes me feel seen
@@joenoodle6914 Complex regional pain syndrome (CRPS) is a form of chronic pain that usually affects an arm or a leg. CRPS typically develops after an injury, a surgery, a stroke or a heart attack.May 10, 2022
Tucker Highlights: 7:23 F you Tucker haters 14:12 Tucker starts the ranking 14:48 Tucker knows about serial k*llers 💀 16:41 inaudible 17:17 he says Ohio 💀 17:53 he knew where Ted was going with this 19:36 who is Mrs. Ippy and why does Tucker want to hit her? 20:49 he‘s speeding up 23:58 Tucker is confused (rare Tucker L) 30:17 swearing 30:55 Information on The Mashine 37:41 tucker lists some battles 39:02 Milwaukee 41:43 he doesn‘t know bike week 42:35 good take (unfortunately overheard) 45:44 he went to Utah to buy a gun (common Tucker W) 53:40 Tucker likes illegal things 55:58 tucker snitching 57:18 the rumbling 1:00:02 specific location 1:03:51 tucker hates Illinois 1:05:06 the trade 1:06:20 New Orleans smells like sh*t 1:10:09 tucker got pulled over 1:17:37 based tucker 1:21:02 Oh yeah! 1:21:08 DON‘T TELL HIM! 1:22:05 bad idea (rare L)
This is the perfect podcast to listen to in the psych ward whilst eating with a mandated suicide-proof plastic spoon. Thank you for chuckling me into the grippy socks
I sat SO patiently the whole time waiting to see what they would say about Oklahoma just to be utterly disappointed that all they did was say “Oklahoma.” and just MOVE ON😂
Yeah man, we rarely come up and when we do no one gives a shit. We have so much history and importance but we still are treated worse then North Dakota.
As a Floridian, I am happy that someone finally recognizes our comedic value. It takes a lot of work to be this stupid, and we deserve some recognition.
Would’ve thought Schlatt would love Wisconsin. We have 12 of the nation’s 20 drunkest cities and the punishment for your first time drunk driving is basically just a slap on the wrist
Exactly i was shocked that they didnt even mention how much liqour we have, and that we are the only state where you can legally get wasted with your parents xD
The fact that schlatt played as a character named cheesele in chair simulator and didn’t make the connect, truly shows how much the Alzheimer’s has progressed!☺️
Screw Ohio, Michigan is way better! To all you buckeyes out there and your botched maps Give us back Toledo you have no right to that territory. That is Michigan land!
I'm from Connecticut and your Connecticut segment had me in tears... of laughter, just about everything you guys said was true. I'll give you guys some activities in our great capital though, the best thing to do if you're in Hartford is to leave :)
Personally I enjoy the Connecticut countryside more than being in the cities. More relaxed and peaceful. Especially during the fall. But definitely looking forward to moving on from there.
@@seraphi3387 yeah that's one thing I do miss about CT, the fall foliage there and the rest of New England is some of the best in the country if you ask me
Honestly as a California native no matter what they said California will always stay winning. They other states have beef with us but we don't even spare them a thought until they mention something about us lol.
@@blackbluem1210 ikr where else are you a 1-3 hour drive depending on where you live to the beach, the forest, the mountains, the desert, big cities and flat ass land in the middle of bum fuck nowhere (I’m from the Central Valley)
@@JosiahH420 I’m also from the valley and outside so much of California’s history and uniqueness due to the major cities like Los Angeles and San Francisco. But, if I’m going to be honest, there’s probably more enjoyable things to do and see in Northern California than in the south, but that’s coming from someone who prefers the north over the south of California.
@@Bayyyroso real bro for some reason coldest winters=hottest summers and even up in pinecrest where usually the summers are nice and cooler it’s hot as hell
I am a proud citizen of Massachusetts and love it here. And let the record show that I did not turn into a crybaby b*tch just because somebody disagreed with me. Take notes internet.
this is going to sound so stupid but Schlatt saying that Indianapolis is beautiful and that Indiana has great people literally made my day, like I legit smiled at my phone
If Schlatt knew about how much alcohol is consumed in North Dakota, he might like us more. Also Ted's story about a lady recognizing him makes sense since theres like 10 of us here
Ted saying it never snows in california when I (a person living in california) currently have a foot of snow on the ground is more funny to me than it should be
Same. People think Oklahoma sucks but they have never even been here. We do not just have only tornados, there is more to Oklahoma than just that. It is quite annoying when people bash Oklahoma and then never even step foot in the doggone state.
I am from Idaho and we don't really make potatoes. We get pretty much all our potatoes from Washington. Also the serial killer thing is because they have about 3 whole therapists in the northern part and EVERYONE needs therapy but the list is really long
As a Tennessean it is an absolute honor for Ted and Schlatt to rank us an S this is an incredible moment for all of my fellow Tennesseans. Volunteer state on top!
yeah, all because of FUCKING PORTLAND, my comment, "I hate how everyone in the entire world sees Oregon as Portland. Portland should honestly be it's own state because of how different it is to the rest of the state. Portland can go join all the flowers in Washington for all I care (we hate Washington drivers)."
As someone from Mississippi, It’s fucking miserable here. (As a queer person, being closeted is the only way to survive around here). Racism also runs rampant. The Deep South is known as “The Bible Belt” because of the prevalence of Christianity here. Mississippi is called “The Buckle of The Bible Belt” due to the amount of Christians here. In school, they even automatically assume that everyone is Christian. The education is dogshit and the teachers are too. I can’t wait to leave this hellhole if you couldn’t tell lmao
i think florida is an enigma that fluctuates between F and S tier. cause miami’s quite nice and being able to just drive out to orlando is pretty cool too and it’s been a home for me since i was born. but then you have the screwed up weather (HEAT, rainy humidity, extremely windy yet sunny), the ‘florida men’, the ecosystem constantly trying to kill you, and in my and miami’s case, the loud ass cubans surrounding the area (i’m one of them and my family is too so i can say what i want about em)
"There's nothing in Nebraska". How has dude never heard of Omaha or the Omaha Zoo? That instantly puts it way above F tier. Also, he's a typical interstate driver who assumes all of the midwest and Nebraska looks like I-80, even though most of Nebraska doesn't look like that.
I swear Schlatt came out of the womb fully grown and a week behind on rent
mustache and all
@@ld-xp7rwnah nah nah that's not a mustache
That's a mouth beard
Nahh he was a twink before
That would explain how he managed to do those things in '99..
Ted and Schlatt should swap rooms for an episode and pretend like nothing is out of place
that’s actually a good idea
such a fire idea
I love this idea reminds me of my favorite show
@chucklesandwich PLEASE DO THIS IDEA I AM BEGGING YOU MAKE IT HAPPEN
@@DeathsWhistle bro this isn't twitter they gotta be here for that to work
I start violently crying whenever Schlatt comes on screen. It’s traumatic.
When he said his foot shattered I started laughing uncontrollably in joy knowing that he has suffered
@@prettyspooky what
@@HiHello-qw6li NO WAY 😭😭😭
@@prettyspooky i didnt say anything? Who are you talking to
@@HiHello-qw6li Don’t gaslight me you just deleted your comment DONT DO THIS TO ME
Schlatt ranked washington and didnt even bring up the Enumclaw horse sex case, im surprised.
THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING I WAS GFONNA COMMENT THAT BUT I DIDNT LOL ILYSM HGJUJIHERTIJHJIUERT
*What’s the Enumclaw horse case*
@@daisyjoy242oh no
@@daisyjoy242oh you sweet summer child…
More specifically, the video
ted has a story about every state because he has to cross state lines so often to keep them guessing
Such a good comment
@@naterosen9786such a good reply
@@IcerCheck Such a good reply
@@naterosen9786 such a good reply
@@IcerChecksuch a good reply
I appreciate how unresponsive Jambo is to Schlatt's yelling.
I think it’s the green screen that he showed a while ago
@@williamsaari1073 I dont think thats a green screen
Jambo's used to it by now, he's got a loud papa
@@williamsaari1073jambo moves at 1:04:20 when schlatt spits the thing out
as a non-american this is all incredibly useful and relevant to me, i am so glad to get such quality and unbiased information from my favourite podcast!
There is incredibly biased and non-quality information in this video. I think is what you meant to say
@@Leah447 wooosh
I’m sat here going “oh yeah absolutely yeah” at the rankings when I couldn’t even label half these states on a map
@Nams you must be fun at party's💀
@@penguin095 this ruined my day, please go outside and touch grass :(
Rucker putting Oklahoma at F with absolutely no explanation and the others simply not being phased by it is comedy gold
As an Oklahoman I agree
As a man born in Oklahoma who was raised in North Carolina and occasionally visits Alabama, I agree.
born n raised oklahoma, that’s all we need
ted saying "it doesn't snow in california" as there is a once in a lifetime blizzard barreling towards LA right now is very funny to me
Literally snows min a month yearly up in NorCal where I’m from and my brother lives now… smh
How are you guys able to breathe?
@@stoplewding yeah it depends where you are altitude-wise and location-wise/ if next to the coast or mountains. lake tahoe is snowing like all day today but i live south of los angeles and haven’t gotten snow for 15 years (but i can also drive an hour to the mountains where there’s snow)
I live in the sierras and have a foot of snow rn lmao
We just got snow all over California even oakland
I feel like schlatt would rate wisconsin higher if he knew how many drunk drivers we have
I agree and support this message
this is true. at least three of my relatives have a dui. 👍
@@tharzanne thank you for your service
wisconsin has the most amount of drunk crashers. montana has the most amount of drunk drivers.
@@takkeilost source
Schlatt fighting so hard for Florida is the most New York take he has had on the podcast
I live In Florida, its aight like a solid low b. We do have publix though
Glad you didn’t Say “New Yorker” That term is only For us City Folks in the 5 Boroughs
@@PeopleAreCrazy-v2i hes from the city
@@PeopleAreCrazy-v2iwhat would you like to call everybody else from the rest of the state.
bro I cant believe I watched all of that just for Schlatt to immediately put my state in f tier without saying a word. Literally a 5 second segment.
Oklahoma?
Iowa?
prob west virginia lol. used to be from there, laughed at that part lol
I got fucking beef with Ted for trying to put Kentucky at F over Mitch McConnell which most reasonable Kentuckians hate
Schlatt saved us
When Tucker said "Idaho", Ted and Schlatt simultaneously realized that they did not know a single thing about more than half the states in the Union.
oh my god you're right
As an Idahoan I must add everything will shoot you and frysauce
@@foreshadowing-sp5qcyes. I personally think we should secede Screw the rest of the union.
as a person with chronic pain/illness I actually take a lot of comfort from Schlatt having some ailment to complain about every time. makes me feel seen
me too 😭
I have CRPS and it sucks
@@madeline4661 craps haha
Penis wrinkle
@@joenoodle6914 Complex regional pain syndrome (CRPS) is a form of chronic pain that usually affects an arm or a leg. CRPS typically develops after an injury, a surgery, a stroke or a heart attack.May 10, 2022
If Slimecicle were still here, I know he would’ve defended the hell out of Virginia when the others made that decision
Virginia is beautiful
mm
Too bad he was blown up in a gas leak. Then revived by Christmas magic. Then blown up in a second gas leak.
@@Cam_Can_Play am i just two old, what
Yeah VA is nifty, and it's kinda underrated so there's not an absurd amount of tourists
Seeing them repeatedly talk about coal miners relentlessly attempting to kiss people in Pennsylvania is…surprisingly accurate, how did they know?
Nah but frrrr like do they be living in our walls
schlatt’s broken-ass foot really fueled his menace-meter this round huh
Tucker Highlights:
7:23 F you Tucker haters
14:12 Tucker starts the ranking
14:48 Tucker knows about serial k*llers 💀
16:41 inaudible
17:17 he says Ohio 💀
17:53 he knew where Ted was going with this
19:36 who is Mrs. Ippy and why does Tucker want to hit her?
20:49 he‘s speeding up
23:58 Tucker is confused (rare Tucker L)
30:17 swearing
30:55 Information on The Mashine
37:41 tucker lists some battles
39:02 Milwaukee
41:43 he doesn‘t know bike week
42:35 good take (unfortunately overheard)
45:44 he went to Utah to buy a gun (common Tucker W)
53:40 Tucker likes illegal things
55:58 tucker snitching
57:18 the rumbling
1:00:02 specific location
1:03:51 tucker hates Illinois
1:05:06 the trade
1:06:20 New Orleans smells like sh*t
1:10:09 tucker got pulled over
1:17:37 based tucker
1:21:02 Oh yeah!
1:21:08 DON‘T TELL HIM!
1:22:05 bad idea (rare L)
ty fellow tucker liker o7
This made me laugh to hard wtff
1:08:57 deserves to be here. FUCK THOMAS EDISON!
46:27 what did Oklahoma do to Tucker?
@@reagan318 we don‘t talk about Oklahoma
Glad to see two true blooded Americans showing the true beauty of America. Thank you boys (and Tucker) for your service! 🫡
Is tucker not a boy?!?!!??!?!?!
Tucker is my fav women
@@Danno. what is a fake man
@@juice7065 i could name a few bacteria that probably possess no real gender
@@juice7065 schlatt and ted duh
as an Illinoisan who moved to Florida I find this tier list as an absolute win big ups to schlatt for fighting for those placements
This is the perfect podcast to listen to in the psych ward whilst eating with a mandated suicide-proof plastic spoon. Thank you for chuckling me into the grippy socks
how the hell do u have ur phone in the ward? they used a fuckin metal detector during admissions at my place, couldn't sneak shit in
magic
Free socks!
Damn, is this the psych ward gang??
@@munchycrunchybread Did you have any internet access in there?
The fact that Oklahoma's allotted time stamp isn't even visible on the chapter timeline is poetic
same with Indiana 😌
LMFAO
What is a Oklahoma
I sat SO patiently the whole time waiting to see what they would say about Oklahoma just to be utterly disappointed that all they did was say “Oklahoma.” and just MOVE ON😂
Yeah man, we rarely come up and when we do no one gives a shit. We have so much history and importance but we still are treated worse then North Dakota.
This is the perfect podcast to watch while knowing absolutely nothing about any of the states
@Vitisium same, B.C *dweller* here
don't worry they don't know anything about the states either lol
@Vitisium fuck yeah Canada gang
same but i literally live in the US so i dont have an excuse
@Vitisiumme too (smallest province dweller specifically for me)
As a Hoosier, I was very shocked Indiana was not shat on. It was a nice twist 😂
i’m awaiting our section with more hope now 🫡
Same it was a shock when he mentioned indy
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while Wisconsin gets a foot of snow dumped on it. Gee, I hope Schit rates us good.
Wisconsinite who loves TøP here as well. Enjoy the snow, Helena!
F
@@Aacue_Kenku won’t be enjoying the drive home from work today😂
@@FrierenAza B at least
Here’s to hoping my professors cancel my classes tomorrow, don’t feel like going to my 8am
As a Floridian, I am happy that someone finally recognizes our comedic value. It takes a lot of work to be this stupid, and we deserve some recognition.
I agree
FLORIDA ON TOP BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
its bc a lot more stuff is allowed to be shared abt crimes commited
@@makennawallaceyep that’s entirely true, the sunshine law is unique to Florida
We ARE GOATED BABBYYYYY
Would’ve thought Schlatt would love Wisconsin. We have 12 of the nation’s 20 drunkest cities and the punishment for your first time drunk driving is basically just a slap on the wrist
Exactly i was shocked that they didnt even mention how much liqour we have, and that we are the only state where you can legally get wasted with your parents xD
Wisconsin rules
Isn’t Wisconsin the cheese place in America? I love cheese man and for that I approve of Wisconsin
@@HydroniteTB yup, beer, cheese, and strangely ginseng are our things
@@HydroniteTBYeah it is but we are also drunk.
The Florida pick made me so happy and him being upset made it so much better
The fact that schlatt played as a character named cheesele in chair simulator and didn’t make the connect, truly shows how much the Alzheimer’s has progressed!☺️
20 minutes for all 50 states would be a nearly 17 hour podcast and that’s something I would listen to
Ted and schlatt validating the Ohio vs Michigan rivalry without even knowing is great
Screw Ohio, Michigan is way better! To all you buckeyes out there and your botched maps Give us back Toledo you have no right to that territory. That is Michigan land!
to put michigan in f tier is insulting michigan is def in the top 5 most beautiful states
@@payton71 true fact especially in da U.P
@@payton71 ikr I got so mad when he said F tier
As a pennsylvanian, michigan sucks ass
North Dakotan here. "Are you John Piston's boy?" made me laugh way too hard. I have lived that moment a dozen times :D
Tucker not wanting Schlatt to know what Wegmans was has been making me laugh for days lmao
Should I ask?
isn’t that that Rochester weird store you guys worship? I think we just got one in nyc. would’ve preferred some wawas.
Tuckers confidence has improved, he is slowly seizing control of the podcast
He's always been the main host
“I guess Kansas City has its own style of bbq?” “Must not be that good” literally is the default bbq sauce you get everywhere
i think its how its cooked and possibly how its overall done
@@killurambitions can confirm
It’s not as good, real barbecue doesn’t need more than a few drops of sauce
Kc bbq for the win baby
KC bbq is great. It got the sweetness of Tennessee BBQs but more beef, like they do in TX. Also, pickles.
I'm from Connecticut and your Connecticut segment had me in tears... of laughter, just about everything you guys said was true. I'll give you guys some activities in our great capital though, the best thing to do if you're in Hartford is to leave :)
I can’t wait to leave this placeeeee
I tried Pepe’s and it was garbage. What’s the hype for?
Personally I enjoy the Connecticut countryside more than being in the cities. More relaxed and peaceful. Especially during the fall. But definitely looking forward to moving on from there.
@@seraphi3387 yeah that's one thing I do miss about CT, the fall foliage there and the rest of New England is some of the best in the country if you ask me
Schlatt's ability to make himself appear offended or upset on a whim is so funny to me 😂
As an Arizonan this made me start screaming and crying so hard that another Grand Canyon formed
Real shit, im bawling for us
I’m still laughing at Tucker screaming “DONT TELL HIM”
its nice to wait the whole episode for them to talk about my state for 21 seconds
Fr😂
try about 5 💀
I enjoy seeing Jambo in various different positions as the episode elapses
schlatt not knowing what happened at the alamo while looking like literally every guy who was at the alamo
This comment confuses me. Is this meant to be a jab at something?
@@mentaya11no its because he has chops that looks like old soldiers from that era
@@MrPancak3Man Not everyone though. In fact, if you were military, the amount of facial hair you could wear was directly tied to rank.
Schlatt hitting Ted with the “they got bike week” for Florida is the perfect uno reverse card. Argument should have been over there.
I live in Oregon and it’s pretty nice, the mountains look so cool and the sink water is just the best.
Same here! Think C would have been a better choice for a neutral state, but eh! Hopefully some day the big guys with explore more of Oregon!
Fr
Yeah especially with schlatt being a car guy I’d feel like he’d love driving through mountain roads there’s no place like it when it comes to that
Oregon gets dragged down by Portland but also without Portland I think a lot of people just wouldn't know we exist lol
Their Sarcasm about the north east is honestly my favorite thing about this episode
Ted saying that it doesn’t snow in California when he meant to say LA is funny asf because I’m in Lake Tahoe and it’s pouring down snow
Norcal and socal ppl forgetting the other half exists
@@ricotta5753and then everyone forgetting the central valley exists
@@elliotjeanne middle child syndrome
@@elliotjeanneis Sacramento norcal or central cal?
To anyone who isn't a California native, you do not know the raw fear and trepidation I felt this entire episode.
It’s what you deserve tbh.
Honestly as a California native no matter what they said California will always stay winning. They other states have beef with us but we don't even spare them a thought until they mention something about us lol.
@@marycruzship5652 so true, all everyone ever thinks of is los angeles which does kinda suck, bit it's so much more than that
@@blackbluem1210 ikr where else are you a 1-3 hour drive depending on where you live to the beach, the forest, the mountains, the desert, big cities and flat ass land in the middle of bum fuck nowhere (I’m from the Central Valley)
@@JosiahH420 I’m also from the valley and outside so much of California’s history and uniqueness due to the major cities like Los Angeles and San Francisco. But, if I’m going to be honest, there’s probably more enjoyable things to do and see in Northern California than in the south, but that’s coming from someone who prefers the north over the south of California.
“How about you guys move on to Ohio.”
Schlatt: *Autism Mod Activated*
Seeing Jambo in the background on schlatt's bed is so cute!
"It never snows in California" Damn it Ted you jinxed the west coast lol
bruh the entirety of the west coast is snowed in lmao
@@Bayyyro The average snowpack size is shrinking though. Global warming is ruining my ski fun.
@firewarrior9999 that was 4 months ago, it was 105 today where i live 💀
@@Bayyyroso real bro for some reason coldest winters=hottest summers and even up in pinecrest where usually the summers are nice and cooler it’s hot as hell
I'm starting to think Brave New World is Schlatt's favorite book. He has made one too many references to it during Chuckle Sandwich's lifespan.
I am a proud citizen of Massachusetts and love it here. And let the record show that I did not turn into a crybaby b*tch just because somebody disagreed with me. Take notes internet.
As a person who lives in Idaho, I can confirm we are a potato cult. We don't have spring break because we have potato harvest in the fall
I mean yea
I’m just impressed schlatt could recite that much about Brave New World from memory
Whats the timestamp of it
@@ricomuru9486 31:10
It's a great book
this is going to sound so stupid but Schlatt saying that Indianapolis is beautiful and that Indiana has great people literally made my day, like I legit smiled at my phone
Exactly! I thought they were going to have absolutely nothing to say about Indiana and rank it somewhere C and below. A B is insane.
i probably wouldn’t even have rated it a B, it was a nice perspective about Indiana that i’m not used to :)
Good to see my fellow Hoosiers! We have the ducks, corn and soybeans.
we have ***trees, corn, and asphalt***
I went to inianapolis recently, and I'm from rhode Island. It's the best bit city ive ever been to. So much better than NYC and DC. It was amazing
Having lived in Nevada and Florida, it makes me proud for both states to make it to S tier.
Tucker better get a 5 cent raise after doing all that work
This is the perfect podcast to listen while crossing the state lines to avoid the feds
As a south Texan, it’s very surreal hearing schlatt complain about the exact same things we all hate about texas
I like how we're f just because of highways😅
The fact Ted said he can't imagine Kansas city barbeque style being that good is wild, it's the best barbeque in the country by far
📠
If Schlatt knew about how much alcohol is consumed in North Dakota, he might like us more.
Also Ted's story about a lady recognizing him makes sense since theres like 10 of us here
Yeah all 7 of us really appreciate the talk of our state and the stories
I love how Chuckle Sandwich has turned into just regular uncut video ideas
Ted saying it never snows in california when I (a person living in california) currently have a foot of snow on the ground is more funny to me than it should be
Same lol! and i'm even from SOUTHERN California. the notion that it does not snow in So-Cal is a myth peddled by Flatlanders from LA.
As a New Yorker I do not know what is so troubling about a foot of snow.
It's like the whole northern 2/3 of the state doesn't exist lmao
@@thecoastergnome8603 I used to live in so cal. Lot of snowy mountains there. Everyone thinks it's just a flat desert
@@Wulfjager indeed I live about 2 hours east of LA. And right now there is a little under 3ft of snow
TN S-Tier???? This may be the most goated state tier list ever, I will now agree with every ranking you guys make
I like how Jambo is laying down then gets up and then lays down in the same spot (I know what they are hiding.)
Them explaining the northeast sarcastically, is the ACTUAL explanation of the northwest
Schlatt ranking Hawaiʻi B for bomb really brings me back to him and Ted singing “there goes Hawaiʻi”
As an Oklahoman, I did not appreciate the utter silence you gave us.
fr bro
Same. People think Oklahoma sucks but they have never even been here. We do not just have only tornados, there is more to Oklahoma than just that. It is quite annoying when people bash Oklahoma and then never even step foot in the doggone state.
Schlatt: I hope you don't have a story about every state
Also Schlatt: Chiesel
I would love for this to be an ongoing thing as y’all travel more, just keep revising based on experiences and anger
So glad to learn my states capital is Olympus. Schlatt is truly one of the geographers of all time.
Nothing makes me feel better than knowing I can go to the great state capital of Olympus and relive the entirety of Greek mythology
@@raindawnson9254 so true!
I can’t believe the Greek gods were here the whole time!
they were so close to getting it right too😩
'That's on Mars. That's a different state.'
- JSchlatt
I am from Idaho and we don't really make potatoes. We get pretty much all our potatoes from Washington. Also the serial killer thing is because they have about 3 whole therapists in the northern part and EVERYONE needs therapy but the list is really long
How do you feel about greater Idaho lmao
@@nat9527 as a washingtonian i didnt know about Greater Ohio until a few days ago haha
@@nat9527 honestly didn't know it existed, sorry
Here in Michigan It snows 365 days a year, and we get a blizzard every 5 minutes
idaho is just like upper michigan. blood brothers
As a Tennessean it is an absolute honor for Ted and Schlatt to rank us an S this is an incredible moment for all of my fellow Tennesseans. Volunteer state on top!
🎉
bruh all you got is music im being honest im one state away and yall aint got much
@@HillBilly_Urbexspoken like someone from a non-S-tier state.
@@HillBilly_Urbex cope harder
This is huge!
As an Oregonian, I’ve never been as offended as I was when you put Oregon in D when Idaho is in B
Idaho is full of white supremacists and serial killers and Boise and gets a B. 🙄
fr oregon is so gorgeous too
Greater idaho moment ✨️
I was offended
yeah, all because of FUCKING PORTLAND, my comment, "I hate how everyone in the entire world sees Oregon as Portland. Portland should honestly be it's own state because of how different it is to the rest of the state. Portland can go join all the flowers in Washington for all I care (we hate Washington drivers)."
As someone from Tennessee, shlatt, bless you.
God bless that man
The 20 seconds to put Delaware in A tier is the exact amount of time that we as a state deserve
I’m sure nothing went wrong on this episode of chuckle sa- Ted? What are you doing in my house? AhhAHHHHHH
Oh God- My knees, they're fucking destroyed!
I can’t feel my legs! I can’t feel my fucking legs!
No he’s running into my room with a bat!
Oh, god he just killed the dog
NO NOT THE CAT!
I feel the need to let schlatt know that kansas also has Kansas City, but missouri has the larger section of Kansas City
Fr I was just looking for this comment as someone who lives in Kansas City Kansas. I was fuming.
@@RWhite27no one cares about you people in Kansas
@@wtfisggon7251 where are you from buddy, california?
@@Jail19Kansas
Missouri half is the better half.
"California" does not equate to "Los Angeles". It absolutely snows in multiple places in California, especially the mountains.
this is the perfect podcast to start listening to now
As one of the three people who live in North Dakota, I'm glad to see our state recognized in name alone, and its place at C tier is an honor.
Must be hard to borrow sugar and such
@@OwenWatkins-y8zthere's grocery stores😒 how else do you expect us 3 to make any living??
Do you all just purchase stuff from the store, while also working there?@@sugatraa
at least he didnt yap about a stupid canyon for 5 minutes
They obviously didn’t see the cow or the bison.
As a resident of Alabama I can confirm that The Machine is real and it rules over all of us
As someone from Mississippi, It’s fucking miserable here. (As a queer person, being closeted is the only way to survive around here). Racism also runs rampant. The Deep South is known as “The Bible Belt” because of the prevalence of Christianity here. Mississippi is called “The Buckle of The Bible Belt” due to the amount of Christians here. In school, they even automatically assume that everyone is Christian. The education is dogshit and the teachers are too. I can’t wait to leave this hellhole if you couldn’t tell lmao
@@AutumnF yeah I've been to Mississippi a couple times and it is easily the worst state in the south
I'm sorry man I hope you can get out of there
as an idahoan i can confirm schlatt comes by every weekend to break my knee caps
YAY MORE JAMBO CONTENT…oh yeah also a new episode of Chuckle Sandwhich too!
Can't believe schlatt downed cyanide pills at the end,what a mad lad
this is the perfect podcast to start a nuclear civil war to
Nucular*
@@alexis.6699 knew clear
@@Z3R0BEAMIN new car*
There’s a Kansas city Kansas and a Kansas city Missouri…so technically Kansas has nothing to take back because it has its own Kansas city.
This is the best podcast to laugh like a goblin at people from Ohio to! Thanks shitters!
Please. I've been in Ohio for my entire life. I keep trying to escape, but the border patrol catches me every time. I just want to eat food.
you can't end hunger in Ohio. Don't try
this is the perfect podcast to listen to while breathing in toxic air in ohio
Fell asleep watching this so comforting 🥺 (I woke up to schlatt desperately chewing on some shitty snack)
The first KFC was in Utah. Your move.
7:00 Ted's "wtf" was so genuine i can't breathe lmaooooo
schlatts team switch at the end was the greatest moment in cinema
I love how even Texas froze and Florida stayed warm/hot the entire time
Scott the Woz bringing up Ohio is Hillarious
As a Floridian, Ted’s rating could never have been more right
For every one of you there are 10 nega-yous
floridas s tier nerd
i think florida is an enigma that fluctuates between F and S tier.
cause miami’s quite nice and being able to just drive out to orlando is pretty cool too and it’s been a home for me since i was born. but then you have the screwed up weather (HEAT, rainy humidity, extremely windy yet sunny), the ‘florida men’, the ecosystem constantly trying to kill you, and in my and miami’s case, the loud ass cubans surrounding the area (i’m one of them and my family is too so i can say what i want about em)
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while canadianing everywhere
Schlatt is amazing to watch when drunk makes me love him more
But he's always drunk
Schlatt's complete lack of geographical knowledge makes me so mad as someone who won their 5th grade geography bee.
"There's nothing in Nebraska". How has dude never heard of Omaha or the Omaha Zoo? That instantly puts it way above F tier. Also, he's a typical interstate driver who assumes all of the midwest and Nebraska looks like I-80, even though most of Nebraska doesn't look like that.