Batman Forever Pitch Meeting

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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @bassman9261995
    @bassman9261995 4 роки тому +3381

    I would’ve watched this earlier, but I didn’t want to miss the news broadcast of the circus

    • @TheDeadGunslinger
      @TheDeadGunslinger 4 роки тому +83

      I saw that too, but getting here was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @maximummatt73
      @maximummatt73 4 роки тому +78

      News broadcasts of circuses are TIGHT

    • @GregChartrau
      @GregChartrau 4 роки тому +46

      Wow wow wow!

    • @cookieman5112
      @cookieman5112 3 роки тому +42

      And did you see that one acrobat who snapped the evil Circus directors neck and saved the day

    • @jamesw5364
      @jamesw5364 3 роки тому +12

      I gave you the 1000th like.

  • @Its__Good
    @Its__Good 4 роки тому +824

    And then Dick Grayson does a backflip . . . . . because that's his job.

    • @NukeMarine
      @NukeMarine 4 роки тому +63

      Sadly, no bad guys' necks were snapped that day.

    • @Tahkyn
      @Tahkyn 4 роки тому +33

      Wow wow wow wow

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 4 роки тому +20

      Hey skrew you, man!

    • @antoniodemonteverde7670
      @antoniodemonteverde7670 4 роки тому

      Priscilla Jimenez toxic

    • @cameronjosephvideos5942
      @cameronjosephvideos5942 4 роки тому +4

      Is there any movie where the hero does a back flip snaps the bad guys neck and saves the day. The closest I can think of is Man of Steel and that lacks the back flip.

  • @johnsnow1749
    @johnsnow1749 3 роки тому +534

    "Batman was just sitting in court?"
    Never questioned that until now lol.

    • @JoeyMartz
      @JoeyMartz 2 роки тому +15

      That's exactly what I said back in 1995! I was 11...

    • @JoeyMartz
      @JoeyMartz 2 роки тому +2

      @UrMom :::eye roll:::

    • @ericross441
      @ericross441 Місяць тому +1

      I want to see that movie lol

    • @TheCoppoy
      @TheCoppoy 17 днів тому +1

      Now, after playing the Arkham series, I believe, he was prolly hiding in vents or smthng

  • @nicoo7355
    @nicoo7355 4 роки тому +1950

    It says “intruder” and put all of Batman stuff on display. 🤣😂😭 had me dying

    • @shawnparker9695
      @shawnparker9695 4 роки тому +28

      Lol funniest part

    • @jermaineallen2879
      @jermaineallen2879 4 роки тому +15

      🤣🤣

    • @Volyren
      @Volyren 3 роки тому +77

      Hey thats a viable security option. Last time someone tried to rob me, i showed him all my best stuff. He gave me 20$ and told me not to give up.

    • @last7509
      @last7509 3 роки тому +41

      i dont think we appreciate how intelligent this dude is to watch all these movies and catch all their nonsense and then make it humorous

    • @boykaunleashed4061
      @boykaunleashed4061 3 роки тому +2

      Yes I was gonna comment on that best part had me lmao!

  • @KillerZeli
    @KillerZeli 4 роки тому +3238

    Once someone refuses 15 million dollars to star in a movie after reading your script, you better take the hint and change the script.

    • @Kinos141
      @Kinos141 4 роки тому +193

      Ha, Movie companies don't use logic or common sense.

    • @PJMontoya
      @PJMontoya 4 роки тому +74

      I’m trying and failing to think of a Michael Keaton movie that sucked as bad as this one

    • @solidsnake11087
      @solidsnake11087 4 роки тому +65

      Or you just find Val Kilmer who likes doing action movies in the '90s so why not

    • @PJMontoya
      @PJMontoya 4 роки тому +9

      Rekt Lord Onegaminus Because it’s a terrible movie almost for kids, no matter who wore the cowl. That’s why.

    • @daneg007
      @daneg007 4 роки тому +14

      @@solidsnake11087 i don't think PJMontoya gets the joke. i thought it was funny though.

  • @straight_edgespartan8094
    @straight_edgespartan8094 3 роки тому +4167

    I remember when I was younger going to Blockbuster and asking them: “Can I rent Batman Forever?” They said “No, you have to bring it back in a few days.”

  • @David_Last_Name
    @David_Last_Name 4 роки тому +2548

    "Micheal Keaton turned down $15 million for batman forever." Career move of the century right there.

    • @BitcoinMotorist
      @BitcoinMotorist 4 роки тому +83

      David Last Name not really, he did multiplicity instead

    • @David_Last_Name
      @David_Last_Name 4 роки тому +42

      @@BitcoinMotorist Ewww. I did not realize that. Lol, well at least if you HAD to pick one, multiplicity wasnt too bad. Still though.......

    • @monstalova
      @monstalova 4 роки тому +90

      Batman Forever was the the second highest grossing movie of the year. Only just behind toy story

    • @WayStedYou
      @WayStedYou 4 роки тому +10

      @akshay satish he had to cover so much of the costs with producing with that 50 million that he wouldve made way less

    • @sirquarter5729
      @sirquarter5729 4 роки тому +18

      Well the rest of the cast did not end up in poverty and shame (actually the cast is fantastic)

  • @jessmontgomery3454
    @jessmontgomery3454 4 роки тому +2373

    Funny never realised Keaton turned down the movie over the script, wise man.

    • @jamaul1391
      @jamaul1391 4 роки тому +131

      I'm glad he didn't turn down the role of vulture.

    • @Bobba8590
      @Bobba8590 4 роки тому +18

      Keaton.

    • @GrayWoIf
      @GrayWoIf 4 роки тому +109

      Also Returns got a lot of backlash for being too dark in fact McDonalds had to pull the batman returns happy meal toys because parents where complaining they shouldn't be marketing that film to children. So the studio removed Tim Burton as director and then went for this cartoony approach for this film and the next one and Keaton also wasn't fond that he wouldn't be working with Tim Burton.

    • @somerandolad
      @somerandolad 4 роки тому +30

      @@GrayWoIf From one extreme to another, I see.

    • @michaelp2952
      @michaelp2952 4 роки тому +4

      Keaton*

  • @sash9249
    @sash9249 4 роки тому +1393

    I love how Batman came to the fight with a handful of coins in his belt knowing they'd come in handy because he's Batman.

    • @Outsyder216
      @Outsyder216 4 роки тому +78

      He knew going in that Two-Face's coin is his biggest vulnerability, and it'd be a great way to distract him. That was probably the only thing that made sense in the whole movie.

    • @dtkedtyjrtyj
      @dtkedtyjrtyj 4 роки тому +20

      They even foreshadowed it.

    • @Swarnted158
      @Swarnted158 3 роки тому +81

      Batcoins, never leave the cave without them.

    • @Ogrematic
      @Ogrematic 3 роки тому +24

      Robin, get my octopus repellant!
      Real Line From The Show...

    • @samuelperezgarcia
      @samuelperezgarcia 3 роки тому +14

      It was just spare change in his pocket.

  • @tomedmonds8347
    @tomedmonds8347 4 роки тому +858

    Is it going to be difficult to ruin the Batman movies? Schumacher: Actually it’s going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @whoknew2273
      @whoknew2273 4 роки тому +4

      By the time Batman and Robin came along he buried the franchise lol

    • @phantomfrivolity2169
      @phantomfrivolity2169 4 роки тому +6

      @Brandon Spain And don't forget about the BIG FREAKING NIPPLES.

    • @thenoirknight5729
      @thenoirknight5729 3 роки тому +5

      Replace Schumacher with WB and it'd definitely be more accurate

    • @Easy-Death_Oven4056
      @Easy-Death_Oven4056 3 роки тому +6

      DCEU: yeah, ruining Batman movies are tight!

    • @brucesnow7125
      @brucesnow7125 3 роки тому +13

      Believe it or not, Schumacher actually wanted a dark and gritty story taking inspiration from Frank Miller stuff. Studio, on the other hand, wanted to sell toys and basically forced him to make it brighter and cartoony.

  • @romicabhatia5519
    @romicabhatia5519 4 роки тому +513

    These guys are good. They always stand, like, six feet apart.

    • @linkheroofhyrule9364
      @linkheroofhyrule9364 4 роки тому +47

      They've been practicing social distancing years before the pandemic.

    • @Buttington_Headerson
      @Buttington_Headerson 4 роки тому +17

      They just thought AIDS was airborne

    • @CyrilOfTheWise
      @CyrilOfTheWise 4 роки тому +21

      Oh, Social Distancing is TIGHT!

    • @landonlane4115
      @landonlane4115 4 роки тому +7

      Ikr, you thought it would be verry hard but its super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @Rob_Thorsman
      @Rob_Thorsman 4 роки тому +5

      Yeahyeahyeah!

  • @carealoo744
    @carealoo744 4 роки тому +1819

    "So Batman adopts a fully-grown adult man?"
    I dont know why I lost it for like 2 whole minutes at that line!

    • @jasonflores9576
      @jasonflores9576 3 роки тому +22

      Me to Lmaoooo

    • @last7509
      @last7509 3 роки тому +15

      this guy is super smart

    • @willh3972
      @willh3972 3 роки тому +39

      The time it actually makes more sense for robin to be a young kid

    • @KronStaro
      @KronStaro 3 роки тому +15

      because you imagined him holding a fully grown man by his waist, as if he were a child

    • @mauigio
      @mauigio 3 роки тому +3

      Because it's one of the funniest lines in recent times

  • @g.j.mmakau8578
    @g.j.mmakau8578 4 роки тому +457

    I can't imagine sitting in court next to Batman in his suit observing the court case. Lol

    • @bad-people6510
      @bad-people6510 Рік тому +1

      When this originally happened in Detective Comics #66 Batman was actually testifying.

  • @squirrelandowl7482
    @squirrelandowl7482 4 роки тому +268

    Batman in the courtroom had me on the floor.

    • @mr_lrb6879
      @mr_lrb6879 4 роки тому +38

      Would the testimony of a man in a mask who doesn't disclose who he is even be admissible in court?

    • @captaincrunch784
      @captaincrunch784 4 роки тому +6

      LOL. Totally forgot that scene

    • @haiqal5333
      @haiqal5333 4 роки тому +7

      @@mr_lrb6879 nope

    • @cringiyoutber507
      @cringiyoutber507 4 роки тому +2

      well ok then

    • @troyhelton7867
      @troyhelton7867 4 роки тому +4

      That's the point where I could see Batman going off the rails! 😖👎🤦‍♂️

  • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
    @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 роки тому +931

    "They kill Batman?"
    "No, they just shoot him in the face"
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @MasterAnakinSkyWalker
      @MasterAnakinSkyWalker 3 роки тому +27

      If he was played by Chuck Norris, the bullet would've deflected right back and killed Riddler and Two-Face at the same time.

    • @jeffbenton6183
      @jeffbenton6183 2 роки тому +2

      @@MasterAnakinSkyWalker He runs a profitable business selling his beard clippings for use in bullet-proof vests.

    • @supervman2366
      @supervman2366 2 роки тому +7

      Batman forever script is really badly written.

    • @kieranstudios4152
      @kieranstudios4152 2 роки тому

      how does shooting bruce in the face not kill him, what kind of material are those bullets made of?

    • @keith32482
      @keith32482 2 роки тому +2

      That's some Amber Turd logic 😂

  • @SuperBC1975
    @SuperBC1975 4 роки тому +411

    It's not mentioned here, but the best thing about this entire movie was the song "Kiss from a Rose" by Seal. The song does not even play in the film until the closing credits.

    • @RDeathmark
      @RDeathmark 4 роки тому +4

      I thought that was from Batman and Robin?

    • @SithCats
      @SithCats 4 роки тому +31

      This movie had an excellent soundtrack all around, honestly. In addition to Seal, it had songs from U2, The Offspring, The Flaming Lips, Brandy, Method Man, Nick Cave, Michael Hutchence of INXS, and more. It's a shame the movie was such a turd.

    • @flanzjones
      @flanzjones 4 роки тому

      Haha I was just about to type that

    • @robwebster1098
      @robwebster1098 4 роки тому

      Who killed Captain Alex intensifies

    • @nathanadler8316
      @nathanadler8316 4 роки тому +3

      What I read was "It's not mentioned here, but the best thing about this entire movie was that the song "Kiss from a Rose" by Seal does not even play in the film until the closing credits, when you can safely turn off the movie without having to listen to it." Makes infinitely more sense to me.

  • @MrsAjergirl
    @MrsAjergirl 4 роки тому +378

    Man, I’d forgotten about those live circus broadcasts on the news. The 90’s were so weird!

    • @exodustimes4266
      @exodustimes4266 4 роки тому +42

      The 90’s were tight!

    • @dustincochran8314
      @dustincochran8314 4 роки тому +14

      @@exodustimes4266 damn it. You beat me to it!

    • @DeepThinker193
      @DeepThinker193 4 роки тому +31

      Eh the news has become a circus

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 4 роки тому +5

      tell me about it. then again i don't remember much of it

    • @Mixima101
      @Mixima101 4 роки тому +4

      Yeah. Right after the nightly news. What ever happened to those?

  • @mustang607
    @mustang607 3 роки тому +97

    Imagine a vault where when an unauthorized person enters, a computer voice says, "Intruders!, then turns on the lights and revels the best loot.

    • @Charles.Wright
      @Charles.Wright 4 місяці тому

      Having played my fair share of Borderlands, that is entirely feasible!

  • @gabrielbrown4764
    @gabrielbrown4764 4 роки тому +1689

    After all these years, I've now only just learned that the two girls who hang around with Two Face are called Sugar and Spice. Brilliant.

    • @kobrien4121
      @kobrien4121 4 роки тому +92

      Drew Barrymore was 1 of them.

    • @Rob_Thorsman
      @Rob_Thorsman 4 роки тому +59

      Should have had Riddler's female assistants, Query and Echo.

    • @gabrielbrown4764
      @gabrielbrown4764 4 роки тому +13

      @@Rob_Thorsman I've not heard of them but seems to make more sense!

    • @wdcain1
      @wdcain1 4 роки тому +59

      They were supposed to be called Leather & Lace but the execs thought that was too much.

    • @solidsnake11087
      @solidsnake11087 4 роки тому +32

      Now all we are missing is Everything Nice

  • @earlsweat9727
    @earlsweat9727 4 роки тому +166

    “This sounds like dialog Batman would definitely say.“

  • @Yerlockk
    @Yerlockk 3 роки тому +145

    I love how the producer just goes with everything he says even after asking such plot breaking questions

    • @schattentaenzerin
      @schattentaenzerin 2 роки тому +2

      The logical answer to why he does this might be in the at about 4:00 😁

  • @ethanlivemere1162
    @ethanlivemere1162 4 роки тому +351

    "Oh man, I bet Billy Dee Williams will make an amazing Two-Face!"
    "What?"
    "Yeah, he played Harvey Dent in the previous films, didn't he?"
    "Oh."
    "Did you forget about that?"
    "I forgot about that."
    "Whoops!"
    "Whoopsie!"

    • @linkheroofhyrule9364
      @linkheroofhyrule9364 4 роки тому +17

      He only played it in 1989 Batman, he didn't star in Batman Returns.

    • @SharpDesign
      @SharpDesign 4 роки тому +28

      At least he got to be two face in Lego Batman.

    • @Nmdixon-cu7vm
      @Nmdixon-cu7vm 4 роки тому +2

      Link Hero of Hyrule wow wow wow. You don’t say?

    • @christianschoff2490
      @christianschoff2490 4 роки тому +6

      Tommy Lee Jones was far better choice considering Billy would have looked terrible in the Two Face make up.

    • @tieck4408
      @tieck4408 4 роки тому +33

      @@christianschoff2490 Tommy Lee Jones looks terrible in Two Face makeup.

  • @Sabroe_ffs
    @Sabroe_ffs 4 роки тому +264

    Watching the older Pitch Meetings i realized how much i love what you've done with the characters. Just making them completely devoid of any emotions other than psychotic joy and delight is one of the funniest elements of these videos!

    • @iClone316
      @iClone316 2 роки тому +7

      This is an unpopular opinion, but I actually enjoy the older ones where they weren't completely devoid of normal emotions.

    • @williammaxwell5985
      @williammaxwell5985 2 роки тому +4

      @@iClone316 Which pitches do they show emotion in? I'd like to watch and see the difference.

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 2 роки тому +8

      But when their humanity suddenly returns cause something too wrong is happening that's hilarious

    • @ben.reynolds
      @ben.reynolds 11 місяців тому

      @@Sonichero151 I could have been a doctor. I had good grades!

    • @oneoranota
      @oneoranota 9 місяців тому

      I love it when Producer Guy dies, but then returns as Producer the White.

  • @LimaFX
    @LimaFX 4 роки тому +1794

    I loved this movie as a kid xD

    • @NCMonefaith
      @NCMonefaith 4 роки тому +75

      I still do

    • @KaelWrit
      @KaelWrit 4 роки тому +78

      I was just about to comment that I have never been able to see this as a "bad movie" like most people do because I loved it so much as a kid that I can't see past the nostalgia lmao

    • @brianscalabrine2225
      @brianscalabrine2225 4 роки тому +44

      Well kids love stuff that are famous. I used to love power rangers even though how bad their scripts, special effects, and almost everything about it.

    • @petermoncur8738
      @petermoncur8738 4 роки тому +19

      As a kid in the 90s... I learned a lot from this.

    • @alexconti7932
      @alexconti7932 4 роки тому +17

      Me too. Actually I still watch this and enjoyed it.

  • @afoolishmortal5265
    @afoolishmortal5265 4 роки тому +147

    I love when he doesn't put in a spoiler warning. its like he is says there is no story to spoil

    • @MoostachedSaiyanPrince
      @MoostachedSaiyanPrince 4 роки тому +6

      Or it's just so bad that he's doing you a favor by spoiling it.

    • @wakamoon1910
      @wakamoon1910 4 роки тому +24

      well usually that's more due to the film being old and not a new release. I think the only time ive seen him not put a spoiler warning for a movie that's still in theaters was "Cats".

    • @mtaur4113
      @mtaur4113 4 роки тому +4

      I mean, you can't spoil something that's already bad.

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 4 роки тому +7

      or maybe cause this movie is 25 years old

  • @1KingMichaelJackson1
    @1KingMichaelJackson1 4 роки тому +697

    "So Batman adopts a fully grown adult man?" xD

    • @alanwilliams6823
      @alanwilliams6823 4 роки тому +14

      this killed me!

    • @ronin1648
      @ronin1648 4 роки тому +74

      As a kid I honestly thought that american teenagers developed really fast.

    • @davidhatcher7016
      @davidhatcher7016 4 роки тому +6

      @@ronin1648 yup

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 4 роки тому +13

      @@ronin1648 I thought that as a kid in the 90s lol

    • @eternalreign2313
      @eternalreign2313 4 роки тому +16

      This movie was ahead of it's time. Just recently some weird couple adopted a grown ass man who identifies as a 6 year old girl named Stephaknee.

  • @gzz8551
    @gzz8551 3 роки тому +181

    The idea of a leather-clad Batman just sitting in court made me laugh even as a kid.
    We need film of him sitting down next to someone who’s like “huh…it’s Batman. Weird.”

    • @rjfrost7090
      @rjfrost7090 2 роки тому +3

      I remember when batinthesun did something like that: Superhero Waiting Room.

    • @SuperAlaska23
      @SuperAlaska23 2 роки тому +4

      We need a movie or something from the point of view of a random Gotham citizen observing all the crazy nonsense that goes down in that city? Lol

    • @oncerand_directioner
      @oncerand_directioner Рік тому +2

      ​@@SuperAlaska23
      Now that's a movie I'd love to see! But only by a great director of super hero movies

  • @les907
    @les907 4 роки тому +201

    So then Batman used a coin flip, made Two-Face snap his own neck and saved the day.

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 4 роки тому +11

      And then everyone in Arkham snapped their own necks and Gotham prospered under a rainbow of sunshine and happiness. The End.

    • @NiGhTm4r389
      @NiGhTm4r389 4 роки тому +4

      @@commandercaptain4664 You forgot about the backflip

    • @drfrankenlove6547
      @drfrankenlove6547 4 роки тому

      Great job typing what was already stated🙄

    • @mathunit1
      @mathunit1 4 роки тому +1

      @@drfrankenlove6547 It was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @theformerboywonder7194
    @theformerboywonder7194 4 роки тому +272

    Do a pitch meeting for the Last Airbender movie

    • @DareToBeDeviant
      @DareToBeDeviant 4 роки тому +23

      There would have to be at least two beats ~ first being the absurd idea to cram a whole season into 90 minutes. Secondly, Writer/Producer Ryans go back and forth on the pronunciation of Aang and Ahng.

    • @Coolguy365es
      @Coolguy365es 4 роки тому +12

      I’ve been requesting this for a while!!! You would think it super easy barely an inconvenience to do it

    • @theformerboywonder7194
      @theformerboywonder7194 4 роки тому +4

      Coolguy365es oh really?

    • @finris1
      @finris1 4 роки тому +9

      DareToBeDeviant plus the obvious jokes about the difference between the ethnic identities of the characters and the actors.

    • @andrewroy9263
      @andrewroy9263 4 роки тому +5

      Are you trying to break the world?

  • @kirralight
    @kirralight 3 роки тому +114

    “What was Batman just sitting in court” that line made me laugh so hard cuz I just kept picturing it.

  • @fallingarc8034
    @fallingarc8034 4 роки тому +163

    This series is the only reason I’m subscribed to this god forsaken channel

    • @ArchangelLucifer0
      @ArchangelLucifer0 4 роки тому +2

      Same. Although, for some reason Ryan's delivery looks 20% slower in this one...

    • @afonsodeportugal
      @afonsodeportugal 4 роки тому

      @@ArchangelLucifer0 Coronaviurs?

    • @ArchangelLucifer0
      @ArchangelLucifer0 4 роки тому

      @@afonsodeportugal Not impossible lol

    • @manucitomx
      @manucitomx 4 роки тому +1

      You are not alone

    • @journeyman1218
      @journeyman1218 4 роки тому +7

      The rest of the channel is pure cancer. These are the only good things on it.

  • @theguy6264
    @theguy6264 4 роки тому +1289

    Ryan: Wait was Batman just sitting in court
    Me a 12 year old boy: yeah isn't that what rich people do In their spare time?

    • @AtheistOrphan
      @AtheistOrphan 4 роки тому +5

      The Guy - Sorting what though?

    • @theguy6264
      @theguy6264 4 роки тому +7

      @@AtheistOrphan i meant sitting I edited it. Auto correct.

    • @clamp7123
      @clamp7123 4 роки тому +7

      I would

    • @elafimilo8199
      @elafimilo8199 4 роки тому +7

      I think you can spectate in court if you want to. I guess a rich guy would because he doesn't have to work during court hours.

    • @lanceturley7745
      @lanceturley7745 3 роки тому +27

      I like to imagine Batman was called in as a witness for the trial. So he's just sitting there in the courthouse in full costume, and no one bothers to question it because at this point Gotham is full of nothing but crazy people.

  • @kingaxolotl4085
    @kingaxolotl4085 2 роки тому +26

    Can we just talk about how at 0:30 he edited the the words “Big freakin nipples” rather than actually writing it down on a piece of paper. Hilarious

  • @gabrielmutombo7078
    @gabrielmutombo7078 4 роки тому +330

    Ryan: why do you wanna add bat nippiles to the suit
    Joel Schumacher : because

    • @rubioblack
      @rubioblack 4 роки тому +39

      Studio Execs: Fair enough.

    • @king201023
      @king201023 4 роки тому +33

      Look I’m gonna need you to get allllllllll the way off my back about this

    • @El3ctr0Lun4
      @El3ctr0Lun4 4 роки тому +22

      That works!

    • @Buttington_Headerson
      @Buttington_Headerson 4 роки тому +10

      Should have had bat nipples for Alicia too smh

    • @hendrix4597
      @hendrix4597 4 роки тому +13

      Joel Schumacher: bat nipples are tight!

  • @SmashLiXs
    @SmashLiXs 4 роки тому +80

    it's worth mentioning that batman's first line in the movie is "i'll get drive through"

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 4 роки тому +3

      @Abigail Slaughter there's a video on youtube where someone does a joke on how that drive through scene would've worked. i never saw any batman movie before the 00's though

  • @sadmansobhanraabith815
    @sadmansobhanraabith815 4 роки тому +459

    Who else caught the live broadcast of the circus in the news yesterday?

    • @beansandproblems
      @beansandproblems 4 роки тому +48

      I can’t wait to catch the next live broadcast of the circus in the news

    • @KrillLiberator
      @KrillLiberator 3 роки тому +35

      I did. I mean, who doesn't watch the live broadcast of the circus on the TV news these days?

    • @I.am.Sarah.
      @I.am.Sarah. 3 роки тому +21

      There has to be something wrong with you if you don't catch the live broadcast of the circus on the news I decided

    • @smallhatshatethetruth7933
      @smallhatshatethetruth7933 3 роки тому +13

      My news doesn't show the circus so the news isn't worth watching

    • @chancerbox1935
      @chancerbox1935 3 роки тому +5

      @@beansandproblems Same

  • @adrianbara-popa9960
    @adrianbara-popa9960 4 роки тому +135

    You should do a pitch meeting for the series LOST.

    • @geohaber
      @geohaber 4 роки тому +3

      Oh God Yes!!

    • @teloxy6579
      @teloxy6579 4 роки тому +10

      Yes, the absurdity of the whole thing is overwhelming. That could make a glorious pitch meeting...

    • @jonmercano1138
      @jonmercano1138 4 роки тому +8

      One for each season

    • @legoflashverselegendofspon4658
      @legoflashverselegendofspon4658 4 роки тому

      do you think their should be video games and songs pitch meetings

    • @MasterEdge7
      @MasterEdge7 4 роки тому

      Great idea!

  • @SuperBC1975
    @SuperBC1975 4 роки тому +133

    I love that he has a note to himself in HUGE letters for his vision for the costume for Batman that reads "Big Freakin' Nipples."
    I wonder if this was the actual note Joel Schumacher brought with him when he pitched the film.

    • @mr_lrb6879
      @mr_lrb6879 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah, there's no question about that, the nipples were definitely his main selling point.

    • @vicmartone
      @vicmartone 4 роки тому

      Joel is the money man. People pitch to him, not the other way around

    • @Dreadjaws
      @Dreadjaws 4 роки тому +1

      "And rubber thongs. Don't forget the rubber thongs."

    • @jac0736
      @jac0736 4 роки тому +2

      "Well without nipples why would the girl rub up against his armored suit," was probably the coke fueled logic of the time

  • @chamaileon81
    @chamaileon81 2 роки тому +80

    "Of course, I never miss a live broadcast of the circus on the news" had me in tears and it's 2 am, my neighbors must be having such a great time with Ryan's antics!

    • @jakekraweckyj2801
      @jakekraweckyj2801 2 роки тому +1

      Same here. Had to pause this just to cackle at it

    • @winstonknowitall4181
      @winstonknowitall4181 7 місяців тому

      Don't worry. I'm pretty sure the neighbors have just been watching a live broadcast of the circus on the news, so you did not wake them up.

  • @chrisjags
    @chrisjags 4 роки тому +113

    I'm starting to feel like Ryan really does these Pitch Meetings so he can call himself "sir".

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 4 роки тому +8

      @Isaac Thompson Same. I frequently catch myself going "yea yea yea", "wowowowow. wow." and "super easy, barely an inconvenience" at work since I started watching these.
      Not even upset or mad or anything, because quoting Pitch Meeting catchphrases at work is tight!

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 4 роки тому +1

      Super easy. Barely an inconvenience

    • @cobra8888
      @cobra8888 4 роки тому +1

      @@Dargonhuman Wow wow wow...wow!!!

  • @nickgardner8594
    @nickgardner8594 4 роки тому +153

    The fact that Michael Keaton, who played Batman in the first two films and was offered 15 million to play him again. Turned it down because he didn’t care about the script or the new direction. Probably one of the smartest decisions of his career.

    • @SongOfStorms411
      @SongOfStorms411 4 роки тому +7

      Yes because he's had such a brilliant post-Batman career. 🙄

    • @nickgardner8594
      @nickgardner8594 4 роки тому +12

      Sam well it beats having to wear bat nipples. 😂

    • @johnnyskinwalker4095
      @johnnyskinwalker4095 4 роки тому +8

      He should have taken the role and money but ask for a few changes. most stars ask and get changes

    • @gretchen8100
      @gretchen8100 4 роки тому +7

      Keaton turned it down because he was tired of getting upstaged by the villains. Perfect reason to turn down 15 million dollars 👍

    • @tweaker1bms
      @tweaker1bms 4 роки тому

      Grammar-eye twitching: "didn't care for..."

  • @datdankdj8264
    @datdankdj8264 2 роки тому +67

    Imagine being in a crowded courtroom and you hear “defense calls Batman to the stand” and some guy in a rubber nipple-suit just shows up and sits down

    • @Oswin2642
      @Oswin2642 Рік тому +2

      I'm trying to. But it is hard to imagine it and take him seriously afterwards.
      Some might even say I M P O S S I B L E. Like it is a P L O T B R E A K I N G issue for the franchise of the character as a whole.

  • @ModerateLeftist89
    @ModerateLeftist89 4 роки тому +708

    I always find it funny in Batman movies that he doesn’t believe in killing people yet he does things that would kill a normal human being or he doesn’t believe in using guns yet he drives a car with a machine gun on it.

    • @KhanGarth
      @KhanGarth 4 роки тому +69

      That’s the irony of the character. There’s an extremely fine line between beating a person unconscious and beating them hard enough they die on the spot or later in the hospital and Batman definitely crosses that line a lot probably without consciously realizing it

    • @ADayintheLifeoftheTw
      @ADayintheLifeoftheTw 4 роки тому +57

      In the old school comics (pre1950s) he didn't have an issue with killing people, nor using guns. They were not his favored tool nor did he revel in killing people (except that one case with a bunch of japanese soldiers) it was just a fact of the job. But once the story started adopting more costumed villians instead of organized criminals, and with the new censorship and direction DC and the industry was going. They rewrote the character into a more zany saturday morning cartoon easy to merchandize figure. It was at this time most fans and writers just accepted as a tennant of the bat that he doesn't kill and doesn't use guns.

    • @carsonrush3352
      @carsonrush3352 4 роки тому +10

      Doesn't the car shoot rubber bullets?

    • @crocbattle07
      @crocbattle07 4 роки тому +16

      @@carsonrush3352 not in ANY of the movies.

    • @Viper3256a
      @Viper3256a 4 роки тому +48

      Rubber Bullets, also the name of his nipples.

  • @mwheeler22
    @mwheeler22 4 роки тому +1751

    Can’t believe Michael Keaton turned down 15 million for starring in this movie! He’s got morals

    • @c.j.9072
      @c.j.9072 4 роки тому +157

      It's easy to have morals like that when you have more money than you know what to do with

    • @mopnem
      @mopnem 4 роки тому +37

      Well pitch meetings are great but being part of screen rant means that they can literally put whatever nonsense without much fact checking, I'd look more into any of the stuff at the end.

    • @Carabas72
      @Carabas72 4 роки тому +145

      That's not morals. There is nothing immoral about starring in this film. It was just a matter of taste.

    • @maskedmarvyl4774
      @maskedmarvyl4774 4 роки тому +167

      Jodie Foster turned down millions of Dollars to appear in the sequel of Silence of the Lambs because it called for her character to be seduced by Hannibal Lecter. She said "Clarrise wouldn't do that".
      She respected the character more than the author did.

    • @mauigio
      @mauigio 4 роки тому +12

      The actor who did this screenrant is great

  • @ActualLiteralKyle
    @ActualLiteralKyle 4 роки тому +169

    This video created the greatest phrase on earth: “Public Kung Fu”

  • @kevinoneil5120
    @kevinoneil5120 4 роки тому +38

    And just like that, my already substantial respect for Michael Keaton skyrockets.

  • @GlassesnMouthplates
    @GlassesnMouthplates 4 роки тому +200

    Joker (2019) with Batman Forever logic - Someone yawns during Arthur Fleck's stand up comedy performance. He goes mad and then instantly becomes The Joker.

    • @VanityCyan
      @VanityCyan 4 роки тому +6

      No way. That is exactly the true reason. There was someone yawning in the audience.

    • @LuisMedina1
      @LuisMedina1 4 роки тому +21

      He tells Zazie Beetz "It's the mental illness, isn't it? Chicks dig the mental illness".

    • @vicmartone
      @vicmartone 4 роки тому +2

      Instead they went with the super normal random groups of people beating someone for no reason

    • @Imjak47
      @Imjak47 4 роки тому +3

      Studio guy: So it’s gonna take a lot of storytelling and character development to explain how Arthur Fleck became the joker
      Pitch guy: no actually it’s gonna be super easy barely an inconvenience

    • @SomeYouTubeTraveler
      @SomeYouTubeTraveler 4 роки тому +2

      And the guy was wearing a shirt with a bat on it so now he hates Batman

  • @DodaGarcia
    @DodaGarcia 2 роки тому +10

    Producer Guy is the most chill boss ever, I’m so jealous of Writer Guy

  • @michaelbuckelew
    @michaelbuckelew 4 роки тому +44

    You either die a hero or live long enough to OH NO IT’S BOILING ACID!

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +153

    Batman may be forever but Doom is Eternal.

    • @Nintendo_Wolf
      @Nintendo_Wolf 4 роки тому +14

      Reeeeee why must you like everything I like? I know you are probably tired of hearing this all the time, but I think it's just crazy how you appear seemingly everywhere.

    • @gabrielmutombo7078
      @gabrielmutombo7078 4 роки тому +7

      Why is this comment so underated

    • @apllodusk1121
      @apllodusk1121 4 роки тому +4

      I noticed you are everywhere you’re like that ninja fellow

    • @lexterjordanguballa8840
      @lexterjordanguballa8840 4 роки тому +5

      @@Nintendo_Wolf yeah this guy is everywhere every time i read the comment section i always see this guy

    • @shinkaiatsuya950
      @shinkaiatsuya950 4 роки тому +3

      But Buzz Lightyear is Infinity and Beyond.

  • @illuminati666
    @illuminati666 3 роки тому +8

    I learned Michael Keaton has a ridiculous amount of artistic integrity❤💯

  • @SuperBC1975
    @SuperBC1975 4 роки тому +72

    "I went to a rave recently. I can't stop thinking about it."
    The most perfect explanation ever for the look of Batman Forever following the Dark Gothic look of the two previous films.

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 4 роки тому +1

      I agree, I wouldn't be surprised if that's the REAL reasoning behind the garish aesthetic and cinematography! 😂

    • @tylerhackner9731
      @tylerhackner9731 4 роки тому

      That’s the only explanation I could accept for that change in tone 😂

    • @jamesgarrett8833
      @jamesgarrett8833 4 роки тому

      I agree with you too because the director of Batman Forever, Joel Schumacher inspiration for putting nipples on the Batman suit was recently going to a museum and looking at Ancient Greek statues and said since statues have nipples, the Batman suit should also have nipples

    • @johnulcer
      @johnulcer 4 роки тому +3

      Batman Forever still has a lot of Gothic imagery though, and the music score is way more Gothic than Danny Elfman's. It's more that the cinematography is much brighter compared to Burton's movies.

    • @MrPlatanoMan
      @MrPlatanoMan 4 роки тому

      Gotham in the first two movies just looked like NYC. Gotham in Forever looks like a unique city

  • @abubzlife8733
    @abubzlife8733 4 роки тому +570

    “So we have a new love interest for Batman”
    “Her name is Chase Meridian”
    “Oh great.....so she’s from the comic books? When did she first appear?”
    “Oh no. I just made her up.”
    “Why? Don’t the comics contain great source material for love interests for Batman?”
    “Look sir, I’m gonna need you to get allll the way off my back about this.”
    “Ok then.”

    • @dougkenobi
      @dougkenobi 4 роки тому +11

      So does Rachel from The Dark Knight Trilogy lol

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 4 роки тому +20

      @@dougkenobi It'd be nice to have a Batman movie without a romantic interest. It's such a shortcut to _f e e w i n g s_

    • @michelchartrand3719
      @michelchartrand3719 4 роки тому +7

      That's a bank and a credit union, which is kinda funny too.

    • @hartsfang
      @hartsfang 4 роки тому +7

      @@michelchartrand3719 It's a looong lead in for the Bat Credit Card.

    • @viceonafridaynight
      @viceonafridaynight 4 роки тому +4

      I'll get all the way back off that thing!

  • @ezequieltarallo5505
    @ezequieltarallo5505 4 роки тому +549

    "... what's his name?"
    "Dick!"
    "Hey! Screw you, buddy!"
    "No, no, no, no, that's his name. His name's Dick...!"
    "No, I know!"
    "Oh..."
    Lol!!!

    • @boxingelfis1499
      @boxingelfis1499 4 роки тому +29

      I gotta admit...lost my breath there

    • @gaaraofthedesert6566
      @gaaraofthedesert6566 4 роки тому +13

      I dont get it

    • @sidwellSK
      @sidwellSK 3 роки тому +5

      🤣🤣

    • @doblove
      @doblove 3 роки тому +4

      Shady is tight!

    • @danielvazquez3883
      @danielvazquez3883 3 роки тому +15

      @@gaaraofthedesert6566 The screenwritter guy thought that the producer guy called him Dick as an insult, because he insults him back. So he clarifies thats the name of the caracter. But in reallity the producer just want to say it.

  • @iPumaPantz
    @iPumaPantz 4 роки тому +457

    Forever was a masterpiece compared to the sequel.

    • @farzana_shampa
      @farzana_shampa 4 роки тому +3

      Whats the sequel

    • @iPumaPantz
      @iPumaPantz 4 роки тому +18

      Farzana Shampa Batman & Robin.

    • @Buttington_Headerson
      @Buttington_Headerson 4 роки тому +30

      I actually enjoy both. People tried to take them too seriously.

    • @NajarinPrime
      @NajarinPrime 4 роки тому +18

      Batman forever was one of my faves

    • @mattmccomas1
      @mattmccomas1 4 роки тому +11

      I would rather watch Batman and Robin honestly.

  • @JalizScanlanProductions
    @JalizScanlanProductions 4 роки тому +168

    “And then the huge nipples did a backflip, snapped the bad guys neck and saved the day.”
    Wow wow wow wow. Wow. 🤣

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 4 роки тому +1

      Cmon, man. 4 wows.
      Like the 3 o's in wooosh.
      Just cuz the world is burning doesn't mean we go caRAAAzy.

    • @sixthdegreesunburn
      @sixthdegreesunburn 4 роки тому

      That’s a reference to one of ryan George’s videos

  • @justpaul899
    @justpaul899 Рік тому +10

    I love the "she REALLY wants to sleep with..." running gags. I wish they were used more frequently!

  • @luigi4life913
    @luigi4life913 4 роки тому +166

    Do a Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory pitch meeting and the remake

    • @SDfan2002
      @SDfan2002 4 роки тому +7

      Luigi 4Life
      Hot take: The remake is LOADS better.

    • @welcometothemetaverse2523
      @welcometothemetaverse2523 4 роки тому +6

      @@SDfan2002
      And I respectfully disagree.

    • @SDfan2002
      @SDfan2002 4 роки тому

      Welcome to the Metaverse Why?

    • @iReiGNxx
      @iReiGNxx 4 роки тому +7

      Jack Sparrow I think the first one has much more charm, but the Johnny Depp one is more faithful to the book.

    • @rje024
      @rje024 4 роки тому +8

      80's pitch meetings would be TIGHT!
      Back to the Future
      The Karate Kid
      Goonies
      Ghostbusters
      Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
      Adventures in Babysitting
      Pretty please!🙏

  • @marioalt9420
    @marioalt9420 4 роки тому +463

    - Dick!
    - Hey, screw you buddy!
    - No, no, no, that's his name, his name is Dick Grayson
    - No, I know.
    LOL, subtle but awesome :D

  • @dickychip
    @dickychip 3 роки тому +20

    This is my favourite pitch, so funny and so true, I remember how disappointed I was when I watched this in the cinema especially the ridiculous helicopter sequence and the batmobile driving up the wall, I always wondered where the riddler got his green riddler trousers from as the fortune teller machine dummy was only wearing a jacket. 🤷🏻‍♂️😂😂

  • @HelloThere-gm9xy
    @HelloThere-gm9xy 4 роки тому +19

    5:31
    I was so sure he was going to say “educational *MANSLAUGHTER* is TIGHT” 😂

  • @mohammedelshaer4923
    @mohammedelshaer4923 4 роки тому +27

    I’m so glad you’re back doing movie pitches

  • @thechitownclown8972
    @thechitownclown8972 3 роки тому +9

    "so what was Batman doing, just sitting in court? Yeah."

  • @swyxTV
    @swyxTV 4 роки тому +136

    90s Nicole Kidman just took my breath away 30 years later

    • @patrickd8654
      @patrickd8654 4 роки тому +16

      Nicole Kidman is still hot today. Also, coincidentally, she is an outstanding actor.

    • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
      @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 4 роки тому +6

      Nicole Kidman is one of only two white women I think is truly beautiful in every way. Inside and outside. I sometimes think the word "ethereal" was created just to describe her. And she is just as amazing today as she was then. And WOW is she a phenomenal actress! Mad respect for her.

    • @ThreadBomb
      @ThreadBomb 4 роки тому +6

      @@patrickd8654 She's really not. She just has a great agent and publicist.

    • @MeigsmerlinMeigsmerlin
      @MeigsmerlinMeigsmerlin 4 роки тому +3

      Swyx nono the one who takes your breath away is Kelly McGillis.
      Nicole Kidman is like a kiss from a rose

    • @MeigsmerlinMeigsmerlin
      @MeigsmerlinMeigsmerlin 4 роки тому

      :p

  • @DamonDrawsArt
    @DamonDrawsArt 4 роки тому +27

    "See we're gonna emulate the campy look and feel of the old TVshow!"
    "Wow, that seems like a huge tonal shift from the first two movies. You sure that will translate well with the current marketing trends?"
    "I don't know!"
    "Okay, let's do that for two movies. I'm sure it'll be fine."

  • @CountryCarReviews
    @CountryCarReviews 4 роки тому +261

    Adopting a man child is super easy barely and inconvenience

    • @ErwinPommel
      @ErwinPommel 4 роки тому +23

      Grown men in their twenties are TIGHT!

    • @dannyr2976
      @dannyr2976 4 роки тому +3

      @@ErwinPommel Whaaaarrt?

    • @tweaker1bms
      @tweaker1bms 4 роки тому +3

      Real story, not weird at all. I mean AT ALL: "Charee Godwin-Smith and her husband, Kerry Smith, always wanted to adopt another child. They just never imagined he'd be a 20-something Marine aviation operations specialist."

    • @Ogrematic
      @Ogrematic 3 роки тому +4

      Isn't that just called moving in, not adoption?

    • @Khan-_-Art1st
      @Khan-_-Art1st 3 роки тому +1

      *an
      Stop butchering quotes!

  • @dakritic
    @dakritic 4 роки тому +155

    Michael Keaton turning down “Batman Forever” , because he has a soul is tight.

    • @iwonttellmynametoamachine5422
      @iwonttellmynametoamachine5422 4 роки тому +2

      You mean tight? ^^

    • @1981CrueHead
      @1981CrueHead 4 роки тому +1

      If he had a soul he would have turned down Batman Returns, the only good thing about that movie is the relationship between Batman and Catwoman.

    • @dakritic
      @dakritic 4 роки тому +1

      Iwonttellmy nametoamachine: You’re absolutely right.

    • @iwonttellmynametoamachine5422
      @iwonttellmynametoamachine5422 4 роки тому +1

      @@dakritic Here you also mean tight, don't you? ^^

    • @cringiyoutber507
      @cringiyoutber507 4 роки тому +1

      Well ok then

  • @CocktailsConsoles
    @CocktailsConsoles 4 роки тому +146

    The one mystery that Batman Forever never answered for me...
    ... what kind of dirt did they have on Tommy Lee Jones to blackmail him into being in this movie?

    • @neoluthuli3254
      @neoluthuli3254 4 роки тому +8

      Hahaha

    • @Bladez10
      @Bladez10 4 роки тому +15

      After Keaton turned down reprising the roll of Batman, the people in charge of casting must have decided to limit what they show the other actors script wise.
      Seriously though, I bet what it was juicy enough that could have ended Tommy Lee Jone's career.

    • @MuttFitness
      @MuttFitness 4 роки тому +17

      I heard he did it for his kids

    • @linkheroofhyrule9364
      @linkheroofhyrule9364 4 роки тому +19

      They said they had a sex tape of him with Pamela Anderson. Tommy Lee Jones didnt even know what a sex tape was so he agreed even though the execs thought it was Tommy Lee Jones and not Tommy Lee.

    • @CocktailsConsoles
      @CocktailsConsoles 4 роки тому +6

      @@linkheroofhyrule9364 LOL or perhaps they were trying to hire Tommy Lee for the role? Can you picture Two-Faced scrawny & tattoo'd with a cocaine addiction? :)

  • @ДмитрийЮрьевичПлотников

    "They just shoot him in the face, which knocks him unconscious."
    I didn't realise Bruce Wayne was a Mount & Blade character.

  • @berengustav7714
    @berengustav7714 4 роки тому +21

    "I went to a rave..."
    The Wachoski siblings making the Matrices.

  • @DönutLarsenMusic
    @DönutLarsenMusic 4 роки тому +13

    I was watching Atlantis: the Lost Empire a few weeks ago, and I couldn't help but think that the script for the pitch meeting just kinda wrote itself.

  • @paiget6200
    @paiget6200 4 роки тому +4

    5:19 reminds me of Batman begins when Batman says 'I won't kill you, but I don't have to save you"

  • @navieats3955
    @navieats3955 4 роки тому +182

    Michael "turns down 15 million because he is a real actor" Keaton

    • @Ninja_Koopa
      @Ninja_Koopa 4 роки тому +1

      *What is this? Pro-Wrestling?*

    • @qqq386
      @qqq386 4 роки тому +2

      This not the Joe Rogan podcast

    • @RosimInc7
      @RosimInc7 4 роки тому

      It's a Tide ad.

    • @HarmonicWave
      @HarmonicWave 4 роки тому +1

      He turned it down because he's Batman, and that script was not about Batman.

    • @logansaxby7224
      @logansaxby7224 2 роки тому +1

      Some weird comments here guys. Just kinda nonsensical

  • @adamlark8631
    @adamlark8631 4 роки тому +53

    "And let me tell ya, this grown man, he does laundry like a martial arts master!"
    "Oh? What the hell are ya talkin' about?"
    💀

  • @jake_dumb
    @jake_dumb 4 роки тому +4

    This one is what’s been missing from my life. ...also I love the showing us what’s on his paper joke. Soooo good

  • @antfrancis9941
    @antfrancis9941 4 роки тому +27

    Method man's "the riddler" is the best thing about batman forever.

    • @r520jr8
      @r520jr8 4 роки тому +6

      Kissed by a Rose

    • @reav3rtm
      @reav3rtm 4 роки тому

      Carrey is terrible Riddler imho. Jim Carrey basically played his over-the-top Mask role is this movie. I think the best Riddler was from Arkham Batman video games.

  • @lordoftheducks332
    @lordoftheducks332 4 роки тому +6

    Me and me siblings used to really like Batman Forever.
    My uncle was so disappointed in us. I now see why

  • @kuropixeljp
    @kuropixeljp 3 роки тому +9

    I am so glad I found this series. It is pure gold. THANK YOU.

  • @hunterkiller1440
    @hunterkiller1440 4 роки тому +25

    Pity, I thought Val Kilmer was a good Bruce Wayne and Batman. Wasted.

    • @MrPlatanoMan
      @MrPlatanoMan 4 роки тому +5

      He was excellent bro

    • @mr_lrb6879
      @mr_lrb6879 4 роки тому +6

      Batman co-creator Bob Kane actually said that Kilmer was his favorite Batman actor he had seen (he didn't live to see Bale or Affleck. Or, on the other side of the scale, Clooney.)

    • @Modernww2fare
      @Modernww2fare 4 роки тому +2

      He definitely had the best Batman voice. He sounded almost identical to Kevin Conroy

    • @aarlavaan
      @aarlavaan 4 роки тому +2

      I feel like this movie could have been really good. the casting was decent overall with Val Kilmer being a good bruce wayne, and I honestly thought Jim Carey was over the top hilarious (though mostly in an unintentional way) as the riddler. I think the writing, directing and some of the design elements (aka most of the movie) dragged it down to a point where no amount of star power could save it. Even the basic story itself wasn't bad. but the writing and directing shot this movie in the foot.

    • @MichaelGonzalez-hd7kk
      @MichaelGonzalez-hd7kk 4 роки тому

      Val Kilmer got fat.

  • @mrmxyzptlk521
    @mrmxyzptlk521 4 роки тому +34

    "Dick!" - "Hey, screw you, buddy!" - "Nono, that's his name." - "Oh, I know." This is one of the many reasons why I love these...

  • @MyGrowthRings
    @MyGrowthRings 2 роки тому +1

    Hey Ryan, excellent pitch meeting as always. I’m doing a little time traveling by re-watching some old favorites. I just realize that at the end of your videos when you mentioned that there are a ton of other pitch meetings on the channel that you are referencing a metric ton, which is even more videos than a US ton! Very impressive!

  • @matthewburns8696
    @matthewburns8696 4 роки тому +15

    Suggestion: "Resident Evil" movie franchise (separate or as all in one, for example: your "Game of Thrones" video vs your "GoT Season 8" video)

  • @mrodriguez16ks
    @mrodriguez16ks 4 роки тому +7

    Even when I was a kid I never understood why no one heard him shout "I'm Batman" in the crowd

  • @stepcai448
    @stepcai448 3 роки тому +8

    You know what's not super easy, and an inconvenience?
    It's Batman moving his head from side to side.

  • @alvarorey9308
    @alvarorey9308 4 роки тому +10

    When you are supposed to be supposed to do social distancing but you are the whole cast.

  • @xambrehgm
    @xambrehgm 4 роки тому +5

    I love those Schumacher movies. They made me love batman when i was a kid.

  • @halilzelenka5813
    @halilzelenka5813 4 роки тому +4

    I love when he says, "Oh it's going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience"

  • @Dradeeus
    @Dradeeus 4 роки тому +6

    I had forgotten how absolutely, absurdly insane this movie was.

  • @satyamsingh9799
    @satyamsingh9799 4 роки тому +37

    "Murder is not okay but if do something that leads to someone take their own life, that's okay" - Bullying was invented circa 1990's.

    • @theradicalginger3060
      @theradicalginger3060 4 роки тому +1

      Wow hard meta joke nice that stings.. XD

    • @Buttington_Headerson
      @Buttington_Headerson 4 роки тому +2

      Bullying was invented around the time life formed

    • @theradicalginger3060
      @theradicalginger3060 4 роки тому

      Eye Conqueror i see what you mean but as time and years progressed in certain aspects it became a lot worse in certain measures in short its almost like that was the message actually you want to not feel bad about someone dying well its ok you dont have to if you didnt do anything other than say some mean things or do something that then caused them to essentially end it whether it be on purpose or by a result of the circumstances based on the bullying

  • @phexus
    @phexus 3 роки тому +10

    6:07 - Just one more reason Keaton is the best Batman.

  • @wickedshadesproductions5254
    @wickedshadesproductions5254 4 роки тому +7

    4:02 that explains a lot

  • @burhanullahkhan8712
    @burhanullahkhan8712 4 роки тому +15

    Do pitch meetings for more nolan and tarantino movies

  • @EscapeCondition
    @EscapeCondition 4 роки тому +15

    Kidman was gorgeous
    Underappreciated part of this crappy movie: Tommy Lee Jones' performance as two-face is actually more of a Cesar Romero Joker performance.

    • @yourmum69_420
      @yourmum69_420 3 роки тому +1

      TLJ and jim carey were both trying so hard to be the joker

  • @DebitAdams
    @DebitAdams 4 роки тому +42

    Being early to a Pitch Meeting is TIGHT

    • @InsertCreativeusername_
      @InsertCreativeusername_ 4 роки тому +4

      Actually it's super easy barley a inconvenience.

    • @zaphodbeeblebrox2981
      @zaphodbeeblebrox2981 4 роки тому +2

      @@InsertCreativeusername_ oh how so?

    • @robmiester
      @robmiester 4 роки тому +3

      @@zaphodbeeblebrox2981 wowowowow wow

    • @InsertCreativeusername_
      @InsertCreativeusername_ 4 роки тому +2

      @@zaphodbeeblebrox2981 you be on UA-cam all day and when a pitch meeting uploads you click on it.

    • @zaphodbeeblebrox2981
      @zaphodbeeblebrox2981 4 роки тому +1

      @@InsertCreativeusername_ isn't being on UA-cam all day bad for your mental health?

  • @theKK_spideyfans
    @theKK_spideyfans 4 роки тому +31

    Producer Guy: “Why the nipples?”
    Screenwriter Guy shifts eyes: “Because.”

  • @lazarpanda
    @lazarpanda 4 роки тому +51

    Who else is bingeing these during quarantine??

  • @tonys617
    @tonys617 4 роки тому +14

    2020: Coronavirus.
    Screen Rant: New Pitch Meeting.
    Me: Fair enough.

    • @ErwinPommel
      @ErwinPommel 4 роки тому +2

      As long as there are still pitch meetings, everything is going to be okay.

    • @tonys617
      @tonys617 4 роки тому

      @@ErwinPommel 😂😂😂

  • @CanItAlready
    @CanItAlready 4 роки тому +61

    "And let me tell you, this grown man, he does laundry like a martial arts master."
    "Oh, what the hell are you talking about?"
    🤣😂

    • @alisaurus4224
      @alisaurus4224 3 роки тому

      I thought that part was SO COOL. of course, i also found Chris O’Donnell to be, like, totally dreamy, so that may have helped

    • @reedr7142
      @reedr7142 5 місяців тому

      And he proceeds to launder just one outfit of clothing (smh)

  • @slipperysloper3721
    @slipperysloper3721 4 роки тому +60

    “Let me tell you, he does laundry like a martial arts master”
    “What the hell are you talking about???”
    Howling. Lmao.

    • @dannyr2976
      @dannyr2976 4 роки тому +1

      ...He's probably performing some sort of Wash-shu!

  • @asteelopaparazzi1300
    @asteelopaparazzi1300 4 роки тому +5

    3:30 Here was where I realized he was talking to himself.