Fantastic Four (2005) Pitch Meeting
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- Опубліковано 21 чер 2019
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Before Marvel got the rights back to the Fantastic Four franchise, Fox kept taking cracks at Marvel’s first family, hoping for a beloved hit. That’s not exactly how it played out. 2005’s Fantastic Four starring Chris Evans and Jessica Alba brought fans a super campy movie that certainly raised a lot of questions. Like why don’t any of these characters act like humans? Why does Doctor Doom even want to kill these guys? What was everybody doing up in space? Why exactly did Sue have to undress on that bridge? Why did Ben switch back to The Thing?
To answer all these questions and more, step inside the pitch meeting that led to 2005’s Fantastic Four! It’s super easy, barely an inconvenience!
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I'm just gonna say though, when Ben can't pick up the engagement ring off the ground because of his rock fingers, that was really sad.
Man, that woman is such a female dog...
That was unscripted, he just couldn't manage it in costume and the director liked the moment it created
@@dmi5664 I would've kept that in, too.
Very sad man,😢infact Ben was the saddest charecter man,
I would just say well iam bulletproof and have super strength iam good
"Why doesn't her invisible powers fully work?"
"Unclear."
"I see."
un-CLEAR
@@anthonyb4479 Your comment is unclear?
@@buckiesmalls unclear
cause
she's supposed to be see through
but instead of being clear
she's un-clear
geddit
@@anthonyb4479 Is that not the exact joke i made in the original post?
readdit
@@buckiesmalls yeah i was
sorta just
restating to display understanding
“Physically impossible lovemaking is tight.”
Yeah, maybe too tight.
That scary moment when there's no wrong hole...because there is no hole!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hentai has entered the chat
Hell yeah, ask the hamster what HE think about it.
So many characters have powers that complicate thier love life.
"Man Of Steel, Woman Of Kleenex."
@@jempe93 Hentai gets real impossible, and the more impossible it is, the better it is.
"was this whole thing just an excuse to show a woman in her underwear"
"oh yeah absolutely"
"as long as we're clear"
😂😂😂
I feel Joss whedon had input on this
@@animelvr99 what?
@@bensenzo Joss Whedon has a history of focusing way too much on showing everyone how hot his female cast is, often to the point where it's uncomfortable for said cast. Watch the Justice League movie (not Snyder cut) and notice how often the camera is pointed at Diana's ass.
@Joshua Cline - oh ffs.
A woman in her underwear is tight .
Dropping everything to watch Pitch Meetings is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
And ur epic.rp
yeah yeah yeah !
Phil Swift ya
Watching pitch meeting is tight
Dropping everything is tight
I didn't watch Fantastic 4 'cause I missed Fantastic 1 through 3.
Every one did
Only 1 and 2 are worth the watch It’s been downfall since 3
MCU should ACTUALLY name the movie Fantastic 4.. 1 and 2 was the 2005 franchise and 3 was the reboot
@@roygreem5326 You didn't get the joke
@@leonardalexander162 no u
I can't stop watching these. It's like somebody giving me an endless supply of funny.
Right. And its super easy, barely an inconvenience.
I’m running low on my supply of Pitch Meetings I haven’t seen. I’m growing quite depressed.
Yeah yeah yeah!
Welcome to the club lol
Watching these is tight.
Me: How come none of these pitches ever get rejected?
Ans: Because
Me: well OK then
Have you not seen how many extremely successful Movies Screenwriter guy produces? Start rejecting him and he might stop only working with a single studio executive guy. You don't mess with the guy that writes all the movies.
I Don' t Knowww!!!
Wowowow
That works.
Well you see only the accepted ones make it to his youtube channel. If he made a pitch meeting about a fictitious movie that doesn't exist because it was never made because it was shot down at the ground floor, no one would care, because they want to see him make fun of actual bad movies.
"Physically impossible love making is tight!"
Noice
geardog24 What about emotionally impossible love making? Is that tight, because that’s about all I can hope for.
So you can go screw yourself? Not you of course. Unless you're an asshole.
Kamasutra lovers approve this statement 👍
Truer words have never been spoken.
It is really tight if it’s giant wiener 😂
"Reaching the temperature of the sun is impossible"
Human Torch: "Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience"
Captain America:*
@@karthikpolpakkaramana (Gasps)Really?
@@karthikpolpakkaramana Wowwowwow
WAIT WHAT?
I always assumed Johnny's high temp at the beginning was a result of him not knowing how to control his powers, not just a permanent thing he now deals with.
he just had STD's
Huh...never thought about that.
@@kriss3907 It tracks with how everyone else experiences their powers. Richards gets a bit stretchy without meaning too, Thing breaks stuff all the time, and Sue can't control when she goes invisible right off the bat.
A good script would have resolved that with a few words.
@@EventualWarlord yeah, but aside from all that, the movie was still completely ass.
‘Physically impossible lovemaking is tight!’
Hm. In a way that kinda sounds like it’d make sense.
Shooting 209 degree semen into her would have been super tight!!!
Anal with someone with hemroids?
only if he accidentally welds her shut...
@@TragoudistrosMPH okay.... Too far
666th like
No joke about Johnny Storm looking exactly like Captain America? That would’ve been TIGHT
You do know that it is a pitch meeting FF4? Pre-MCU; it wasnt even an idea yet. So it would be kinda weird to make a reference that hasn't happened yet.
@@thefuzzyone933 actually it would be super easy. Barely an inconvenience
I thought he’d tie it in somehow. There are lots of times pitch meetings references movies “in the future”.
The Fuzzy One He does stuff like that all the time
Low hanging fruit. I mean, they could do that all day. 😏
4:28 "So then the Fantastic Four all become super famous heroes, ya know 'cuz they stopped THE THING that they caused."
Ben: *( ._.)*
The best and most underappreciated comment in this thread
I absolutely love the cut to Norman Osborn from the first Spider-Man movie when the writer discusses Victor turning on senior guys in the company! 😂
How is the movie even _worse_ than I remember? At least Marvel realized Chris Evans could be a great superhero in the right hands.
Recasting is tight.
Fantastic 4 movie is better than most of the MCU imo
At least it's better than the 2015 edition.
I actually loved it as a kid so I’m just nostalgic about both Fantastic Fours
Evan's was the best actor
Must be hard to watch these videos within 5 seconds of them being uploaded every time.
Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience!
Watching them within 5 seconds of being uploaded is tight.
What’s hard is whenever I see a new pitch meeting video and play it everyone in my house suddenly wants my attention. Every single time :(
@@badabingmike YeahYeahYeah
"Does saying 'I Don't Know' over and over again qualify as a catch phrase?"
"I Don't Know"
Fair enough
@@leonardodavi2695 OK then!
Well alright then
Yeah yeah yeah!
@Killer Duck whoopsie
I wish we could fade to black from covid-19
Lol YES
but some people do...
sorry
but we can with the magic of editing
What does the 19 in covid mean, have there been 18 other covids
Peace Kharis the name COVID-19 is an acronym that describes the overall symptoms of the virus. It’s stands for Corona Virus 2019. The 19 symbolizes 2019, as in the year the virus first emerged.
"So he set the Sky on Fire?"
I don't know why but i burst in laughter hearing him saying it nonchalantly.
Possibly, fireworks are a thing.😀
I cried
*”So, was it hard for the Fantastic 4 get back to Earth?”*
Actually, super easy, barely an inconvenience
Fading to black is tight!
yeah yeah yeah
The same way Sandra Bullock arrived back to earth in gravity
They were secretly rescued by the X-men. Back in the days when the X-men were in permanent stealth mode.
@@AndreNitroX Also the same way way most characters survived the undeads attack on Winterfell In GoT.
Oh I didn’t realize the *police* were so influenced by applause.
Yea, they basically operate on a *clap-o-meter* system, that’s just how the law works. 😂😂
You'd be surprised
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
How did the other two get pass the police? From Invisible Girl creating a distraction
hey he said that in the video! man I can't believe I wasn't the only one who heard that line!
The bad news, is that this is actually true.
The worse news, is that the police are the ones clapping.
Even if I did have super stretchy long arms, I would still want to be standing in front of what I'm writing.
It would be useful to get more toilet paper if you had only a square to spare.
@@nosuchthing8 It's how you use that square that makes all the difference.
@@nosuchthing8Elaine
I like how he shows a scene from Spiderman when mentioning that Doom loses his mind.
"Feels like he could have done that in his human form with, like, a wrench."
LOL
OH WHOOPS!
@@PippiOnePointOh WHOOPSIE!!
Do the “Ice Age” pitch meeting
“I was thinking we could make five of these movies”
“Why?”
“Because”
“That works”
"Why?"
"Because money"
"Oh, I love money"
Why?
Because
Very good reasoning you should be on a debate team.
@@mr.farrowsclass6592 "loving money is *T I G H T*"
Noah Clark well the reason is money
I’ve never wanted something more in my life
If Ben got powers from the machine then does that mean EVERYONE can get powers by using the machine?
@GeorgeMonet 'I don't know'
"That certainly seems to be what we're going with."
Wow Wow Wow Wow
I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about this machine.
Maybe, but we're never going to mention it again so it's fine.
I like how he says "I don't know"
Wow
i DoN’t KnOw
Well ok then
"FaAir eNougH"
"I dewNt knyOugh!"
"Physically impossible love making is tight" lmao
@@Kugrox shut up meg
I mean, it really is. Seriously. No amount of lube will help.
"Wow, what a horrible nurse - and patient." :D
“Put some extreme sports in there. The kids love that.”
Some random executive.
The freaking explosion scared me. A change in format is tight!
" what a horrible nurse and patient"
Lol😂😂😂
Good*
" Wait how do they come back to earth ? "
I don't know ...
Fair enough
That works
Fading to black is tigh⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️
Well, okay then
Face/off with Nick Cage and Travolta pitch meeting PLEASE
I don’t think they can afford to hire them. Especially considering Travolta’s hot property after that new gangster movie of his
There are tons of face jokes to be made considering the exec and the screenwriter have the same face
If they do Face/off, they GOTTA do "Con Air"... They've probably done it already....
I can see "Con Air" being about 25 minutes long.... People will will stop watching it after 10 minutes or so,... or WILL they???
The prophet!
It's been done.
“They basically operate with a clap o meter”
I mean, in some deeper, fundamental aspects of how a democratic society in theory works, they actually do...
Porn also works on a clap-o-meter...and an advanced one! The Clap-O-Matic 69!!!
"so then he did a back flip snap bad guy's neck and saves the day" Please say this in pitch meetings
Sounds like the best ending ever
Putting this Tight ending into the next Pitch Meeting should be Super Easy, Barely An Inconvenience, Ryan!
The world is not ready for such an ambitious crossover
Keep lying to me
Adi Aji no
that looks like some kind of life threatening catastrophe we have to deal with
Oh thats not good
*fades to black*
Wow wow wow what a crazy wild situation we just lived through
*we just lived through you and I
Yea we all watched the video. But thanks anyway
This would later be the inspiration for the writers of GOT 8:3!
IKR fading to black can solve any problem. Being robbed at gun point simply fade to black
Ronald Mcdonald typing a long paragraph making people think it’s an original thought, however it’s a paragraph of an exact event from a video we all just watched is TIGHT.
"So, Sue's powers don't fully work..."
"Oh? What's her status?"
"Unclear."
"I see!"
"So does everyone else."
Ben going back into that machine is the stupidest thing to ever happen in Marvel.
It’s cloberrin time, bietch
No the film is
So the machine backed up his specific super powers and the re-applied it when he stepped back into the machine?
If anyone else would have stepped back into the machine, would they have gotten rock powers as well?
Or did the machine just apply super-power radiation to anyone, and his body would always turn that into rock powers?
If it's the latter, can the machine turn anyone into a super hero?
If they have a super hero creation machine, wouldn't that have huge implications?
@@MetalGamer666 Look, the specifics don’t matter. Don’t overthink it.
What matters is that it’s cloberrin time, bietch
@@jimbomacgee3499 What it bietch? Do you mean beach?
Do Rise of Silver surfer next!
“Yeah He’s gonna fight Galactus
What’s he look like?
Well what’s the most imposing and frightening thing ever?
Giant monster? Space Demon?
Clouds!
What?”
"Yeah it's a giant cloud that's bigger than the earth and is going to eat it"
Producer: "wow I bet that's going to be hard to stop"
"Actually super easy, barely an inconvenience "
Producer:" oh really"
Scott Miller tight
Same with Parallax in GL. Apparently it was a trend.
More like a forecast.
Correction: "I'm sorry, what?" Lml
"Just as long as we're clear." kudos for the pun about invisible women in their underwear
ha
i didnt get it till i read your comment
i just went with the fact that he wanted to be clear in the metaphorical sense. lol
awesome pun placement
I love the genuine.... "oh my god" every time he mentions a accident lmao
No one gonna talk about “so we get to see some stuff” “GREAT!”
“It Doesn’t Fully Work So We Get To See Some Stuff”
“GREAT”
Haha I’m dead
The fade to black gag was amazing😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“I don’t know”
“It was super easy, barely an inconvenience”
I love these 😂😂
Wow
Wow
Wow
I'm glad those two made it through that explosion...They're so good together..
Yeah boy, what a way to start my day
Watching pitch meetings just after waking up is TIGHT
PLEASE DO PITCH MEETING FOR “THE TRUMAN SHOW” it’s absolutely perfect for a pitch meeting!!!
“I don’t know if you can just fade to black without explaining something”AHAHAHA
That may have been the best "Whoopsie!" ever...
His head went up in the air that's how tight that Whoopsie went!
The “I don’t know” lines are killing haha
Having your last name being Doom is tight !!!
I’m sure it was spelled doom probably Duiuum
I saw what you did there with Willem Dafoe yo. Crafty👍🏾
Yeah shockingly its a trope I never really noticed before. The antagonist kills his boss(es) to demonstrate his new found dominance and/or power. lol
I was watching that part going "Willen Dafoe was in this?!?", then i realized it... 😂😂
@@Vv18_._ I did the same thing, then when it hit me what was happening I laughed so damn hard.
Joy Brown ya no how much I sacrificed?!!
Lovely. Beautiful.
"Physically impossible love-making is *tight*."
"Yeah it is!"
"Why do these exist?"
"I don't know"
"fair enough"
the only reason i have notifications on for screenrant
SAMSIES
Me too
Let's make a petition for Ryan to lead screen rant with nothing but pitch meetings
This channel would curl up and _die_ without Pitch Meetings =)
*I **_so_** wished the pitch meetings had their own separate channel.*
Next time I get pulled over by the cops I’m going to start clapping hoping I can get their clap o meter high enough that they leave me alone
Anotha 1 That sounds super easy barely an inconvenience
As long as you don't get handcuffed. Cuffs are tight.
*fun fact...@ **1:18** how they dealt with the catastrophe is they went outside,did a backflip,snapped it's neck,and ruined it's day*
This is helping me learn what pitfalls to avoid when writing stories so thank you. I love these.
Haha well good luck cause I feel like Ryan could find something wrong with any story haha its hard to write not insult to Ryan
Captain America: the lost years.
Victor Von DOOM is the BAD guy?!? *Spoiler!!!*
It's in the name though but that's awesome sarcasm and I get it so don't r/whoosh me
Me: Would it be too much trouble to do the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise?
Ryan: Actually, it'd be super easy- barely an inconvenience.
-"So she like saw that he was involved in a dangerous situation on a bridge and then rushed to that bridge to break up with him in front of everybody?"
-"Thats waht we going with".
Poor Ben no wonder hes pissed the entire movie. lol.
Do The Sixth Sense or Pulp Fiction pitch meeting pls
BobbyKing He already did The Sixth Sense but I’m still waiting for him to do Pulp Fiction.
@@asaking5795 no he didn't
"....because they stopped the thing they caused" 😂😂
The actual pitch meeting...
'Let's make a movie with Jessica Alba in a skintight suit'
'Jessica Alba in a skintight suit is erm... TIGHT, but there's no way we could get her to do it'
' Actually super easy, barely an inconvenience'
Skintight suits are tight!
“And also she strips down to her underwear!”
“Wow wow wow wow wow”
"Physically impossible love-making is tight!"
*No lie detected*
Victor Von Doom is the BAD guy???? How did they not see that? Oh well, fade to Black!
Physically impossible love making is tight
Dead 🤣🤣🤣
....and HOT, don't forget HOT!
"very thankful citizens" lmao
Can we please have Pitch Meetings for video games as well? The possibilities would be super easy, barely an inconvenience!
Video game pitch meetings would be TIGHT!
Great idea
ppl mention honest trailers and i think cinemasins after this comment
How can possibilities be super easy
@@aryan6201 I Don'T knOw!
I’d love to see you do The Princess Bride in a Pitch Meeting!
“I don't know”
The best quote...😅😅😅
And the way he delivers it too always makes me laugh. Like 'how the hell am I supposed to know? Who do you think I am? The writer?'
4:26 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 the bridge and dumping in front of him damn I'm in tears now that this guy says it I now think about that
Physically impossible love making is tight
- 2019 quote of the year
UA-cam: New Pitch Meetings video
Me: Yeah yeah yeah....
Please do John Wick pitch meeting. PLEASSSSEEEEEEE and thank you :-)
I love the way he says "I don't know!" Even though he's the screenwriter! 👍
I'm so glad I discovered these videos. These are absolutely incredible and insanely accurate. Keep up the awesome work!
"Who are we going to cast as the blonde-haired, blue-eyed Sue Storm?"
"We're going with Jessica Alba."
"The famously brown-haired, brown-eyed latino woman?"
"Yeah, yeah."
"Well okay then."
Yeah, she's invisible so no one will notice.
yeah yeah yeah*
Okay except latinos is not a race
It was a good choice.
And people complained about a not blond enough human torch, and what did the get next? Black and white siblings!
"Oh, VERY thankful citizens!" 🤣🤣🤣
I liked both movies, precisely because they had the feel of the comics.
you got me at 4:45 I was saying I can't remember Green Goblin being in this movie....whoops!!
yeah was that supposed to be a joke lol ... I got a little confused.
Before even starting the video I'm just gonna say:
Jessica Alba is tight
I like how it's becoming taboo to objectify women with gratuitous underwear or bikini shots, but it's still totally OK to show men in their underwear or shirtless for no apparent reason. Compare the MCU male heroes to the female ones. Lots of shirtless scenes of Chris Hemsworth, yet we got none with Evangeline Lily or Brie Larson.
Oh, I'll bet she is.
Lots of shirtless men in Twilight too. Does someone think feminine-lust is more innocent?
@@nahor88 so that's why i'm mad since 2005! an Evangeline Lily in underwear would calm me down I guess
Rubbing one off to her is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
1:07 basically the logic Got final season had when fighting the white walkers.
Fading to black can solve any problem
Still love this fantastic 4
1:15 the 3 slow wows killed me
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets pitch meeting please!
We need a doctor who or Supernatural pitch meeting next😂😂
So you have a TV show for me?
What about picking meeting of a Bollywood movie
"Yes sir I do. It's called Supernatural and it's about two brothers who look longingly at each other while hunting demons"
Producer: "if they're brothers why are they looking longingly at each other?"
" well sometimes I dont have enough written down for each episode so I have them stare intensely into each others eyes to pad run time"
Producer: " ooh, padding runtime is tight"
@@estefanolivares4159 that is gold
Lucifer's cage was tight!!!
Fading into black to avoid explanations is tight😂
Just recently found this channel and I’ve got my kids into it as well. I love the intelligent writing! We would love to see Pitch Meetings for any of the following: Cars, Bugs Life, Mean Girls, Toy Story 2, 3, and 4, and Wedding Crashers! I can’t get enough of this channel!
2:22 "Physically impossible love making is tight!"
And people wonder why hentai is so weird.
You... have found your calling. These videos are even more entertaining than HISHE!
Hey,don't make me choose!
I like when he says "wow wow wow wow!!!!"
(Exactly that many wows)
This is one of my favorite things to watch on UA-cam. Hope you do the sequel at some point soon.
Its so weird seeing Evans as Johnny Torch after growing up with him being Cap...
TaserFace aaaand now I feel old.
Not to mention Doctor Doom's actor is in the MCU as Jonah in the Runways.
He was way better and Not Another Teen Movie.
I grew up seeing him as the human torch... I'm old
@@akira1072 you're not old, OGC is way too young 😂😂
Working the Fantastic Four into the MCU will be super easy barely an inconvenience.
@5:18 the most Intense “whoopsie” I’ve seen 😂
I’m on a 2 day pitch meeting binge. So happy they have their own channel now!
These are easily the best thing on UA-cam. Love pitch meetings!