“You can’t just make a 4th Matrix movie” “Actually it will be super easy, barely an inconvenience” “Oh, really” “Yeah, we’ll just get the original director and Keanu Reeves back and people will give us money” “Wow wow wow, wow”
Lazily clicking the UA-cam shortcut to see if there is some distraction from Sunday boredom and seeing a new Pitch Meeting posted 50 seconds ago is tight.
Not only "today", one reason, old movies are "better than" most nowadays movies, is because those are the best in their respective time. The garbage is forgotten (unless it's so bad it's hilarious).
Absolutely 😄 And rewatching this Pitch Meeting now I noticed at 5:51 "Chris Pine, Florence Pugh & Shia LaBeaouf cast in Olivia Wilde's new movie" Foreshadowing that bad Harry Styles movie from 2022 haha (Don't Worry Darling)
Matrix 4 Neo: Hi Everyone: I thought you were dead. Neo: Yeah I was Everyone: How are you alive? Neo: Cause I’m not dead anymore Everyone: Fair enough.
The whoopsie about neural networks -> batteries was just perfect. What were they thinking? Even if they dumbed it down to saying "using human brains as computers" it would have made so much more sense than batteries, which built a trilogy's entire universe on a nonsensical premise.
It's sort of understandable though. At the time, the producers likely think that the audience wouldn't be able to grasp the idea of neural network than batteries. Not to mention that neural network itself has its own can of worms. Like why would a machine that can house sentient AI and create convincing simulations ever need the by that time, inferior human brain? And what kind of back story that could lead to that? The battery idea was much simpler and easier to digest at the time.
@Ryanator you can't assume everyone that watch Matrix watch Star Trek. The reality is that the market audience for both stories are different. Star Trek's is a niche market that is used to complex concepts while the Matrix is the opposite. Then there's the perception and accessibility. Star Trek is at the time considered by many average movie goers as nerdy stuff so they aren't likely to watch. Not to mention that to them, even if they want to get into it, they have to do lots of 'homework', ie watching tons of Star Trek material, making it a daunting task. Meanwhile the Matrix has less of the nerdy perception and much easier to access.
@Ryanator just because both are sci-fi doesn't mean that they will have the same reception in everything. There are tons of other differences such as medium. Films tend to have higher market audience than shows and because of shorter length, it is more accessible to the wider market. Just because you experience something doesn't make it that the definite example for the whole. Because if that's the case, then others would experience the same thing as you without fail. But that's not what happen isn't it? I've met people that watched Matrix but doesn't know much about Star Trek. Oh but they do know and watch Star Wars. I wonder why? Ah speaking of that, does that mean people that watch Star Wars watch Star Trek as well? Both are sci-fi and quite similar. The answer is no. Go ahead and ask even the casuals of Star Wars fan, whether or not they have watched an episode of Star Trek, and the likely answer you'll get is that "Nope but I watched the JJ films though". Apple and oranges. Just because both are fruit doesn't mean they can be subject to the same treatment.
@@secondsein7749 I think of it more as that mankind finally created AI using a vast supercomputer that cost a trillion dollars to build and years of effort from all of the semiconductor manufacturers of the world and takes a giant building to house. This entity becomes self-aware, then realizes that human brains can be self aware at a billionth the cost and a millionth the size, so it starts expanding itself with human brains. i.e. humans manage to build an AI but the hardware is so big and expensive that it's inferior to just organically grown brain matter from a cost/benefit analysis, so the computer takes what works best.
Matrix 4 Neo: Hi Everyone: I thought you were dead. Neo: Yeah I was Everyone: How are you alive? Neo: Cause I’m not dead anymore Everyone: Fair enough.
And trinity to lol they just gonna walk in be like: Hey guys what’s up? Wait. Weren’t you dead like 18 years ago? Yeah. So how are you guys alive? Because we are. Oh yeah makes sense.
Jude Jarmillos the first movie had a lot of talking in it too, but I just think the reason the first still holds up even today is because the dialogue is actually pretty important in the first. The dialogue in the next two is probably important, but it just doesn’t FEEL improtantb
@@punchforpound2808 : You should get into Biblical numerology. You're a natural! Because "natural" starts with 'n' and 'N' is the first letter in November, and we are all very thankful in November. That's when Thanksgiving is, and it's no coincidence that "Thanksgiving" has 2 'n's in it, because it's only the natural thing to do!
@@mikemgmail I'm pretty sure that child processes don't need to do the same thing as the parent, so it won't always be a cloned process. Like having parallel threads for rendering to screen and taking input being children of the main program. Then again, I've never really paid too much attention to terminology and just wrote code, so I may have gotten a few things mixed up there.
@Jimbo Bimbo - In C, the parent would spawn the child, and eventually handle the child's end state. (It's been many years, so I'm a bit fuzzy on the details now.) However, if the parent dies by error or being killed, the child would then be an orphan process.
Ryan George: Going through Quarantine must hard. Me: Actually is super easy barely an inconvenience Ryan George: OH Really. Me: Yeah I just binge watch Pitch Meetings Ryan George: Oh watching Pitch Meetings is tight.
Yeah, like I'll just say whatever everyone actually thinks about the movies while pretending to talk to myself but instead of doing it on my own channel, I'll just use SR platform and let them do all the hard money-work!
Honestly, I thought it described the first film as well. An incoherent mess of a story, badly broken world-building (even if you give them a pass on that idiotic "battery" switch by the studio), clumsy retreads of sophomore-grade philosophy and pop-psychology self-actualization nonsense, and an ending devoid of any consequential theme. Proyas' /Dark City/, to name only one example, is a much better B-movie realization of the paranoid solipsism and oppositional thinking that /The Matrix/ aimed at.
i'd like to see one for War of the Worlds. "It must be hard for them to go on the run if all the cars were disabled" "Actually it'll be super easy. Barely an inconvenience" "Oh really?" "Yeah, he just asks an old wise man how to fix it." "And that works?" "Well, he's also a car mechanic" "So, can't everyone just ask a car mechanic how to fix their cars?" "Listen, sir, I'm going to need you to get all the way off my back. There's like 30 minutes of run time that hinge on there only being one functioning car in the world."
"Well he has these two kids." "What's their deal?" "Well the son is an angry teenager who wants to fight the aliens with no training or weapons." "Teenagers do like fighting." "And the daughter screams." "That's all she does? For the length of the entire movie?" "Well yeah." "Will that get annoying after a while?" "I don't see how."
I remember when they used to try (and often fail) to create the visual that fit the plot. Now the CGI crew comes up with a new visual effect that they can pull off, and they enslave the plot to the visual. This is how I feel about the prequel trilogy in Star Wars. Lucas has a "vision" and all else is contrived to set up the fight scene on the lava planet. Then when they're done with gravity-defying feats, the fight is decided on the fact that one of the characters happens to be standing on a low hill, which suddenly is "the high ground," after they've literally been FLYING on rocks, using the Force. I'll remember that ridiculous "I have the high ground!" line to my dying day.
It’d be awesome if in the next Deadpool film a character asks him how they’re gonna do something and he replies “It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience”
At first the machines used the sun, they're not sure who. "scorched the sky" so the machines realized that the human body carries more energy (thermal I believe).. Now they're batteries.
Yeah, the Animatrix was somewhat required viewing between the movies, as was the videogame. A lot of the criticisms of this video stem from that info and character relatability being presented elsewhere.
“So how is the fight between Neo and Agent Smith gonna look?” “Well sir, did you ever see Dragon Ball?” “A little bit.” “Yeah we’re just gonna do Dragon Ball.”
-Wait, if the only way Neo can stop Smith is to let him absorb him, what's the point of the 15 minutes of air punching? -So we can have an action scene, sir.
He had to covertly. Smith wasn't just going to let him do it. That's why Neo looked defeated in the end playing off Smith ego that he beat Neo. Neo made it super easy and barely an inconvenience, lol
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When I was a kid my dad showed me the first film and told me to trust him and never watch the sequels. Haven't watched them and still have this great image the first movie left
So then he says “hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.” Very cool! And then he says “hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.” Right... And the he says “hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.” Please stop saying that. And then he says “hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.” Ok -_-
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“It sounds like its going to be pretty hard for Napoleon to fix all of his problems” “Actually, it’s going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience” “Oh really?” “Yeah he just dances all his problems away” “How does he do that?” “He literally dances”
Travis Mcconnell I think that film is so close to flawless it’d be hard to do but I’d still like it, like the dark knight is my favorite film, and I love the pitch meeting for it
Travis Mcconnell “How did he cover the hole with the poster?” “I don’t know” “I mean it seems like covering up a hole from the other side would be next to impossible” “Yeah well, see, here’s the thing, I’m going to need you to get all the way off my back was about it” “Okay, let me get off of that thing”
It was literally supposed to be a parable for "the internet", but the studio thought "the internet" was "too hard to understand" at the time. And here we are mocking the movie. On the internet.
I've watched The Matrix Trilogy dozens of times and I still have absolutely no idea what happened at 3:49 meant in both small and grand scale glad that it was mentioned here
I actually love that they made sequals to Matrix and think that they are well done and very entertaining. Watch them every year at least once and still enjoy the trilogy.
"It's not going to affect things too much but it's going to look cool." That is a very accurate review of Matrix Revolutions. Still doesn't excuse how long it is though.
“Well, I mean if it’s well written dialogue..” Oh, you know it Sir! Neo’s gonna have some awesome lines like uhhh “why” and also uhhh “what?” “What?” Oh my god! I think you’re actually Neo! “Wow wow wow wow. WOW!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"They should've had big old emps everywhere" They actually did, all the ships were lined up outside of zion in order for this to happen, but bane (Agent SMith) set his ships early on purpose which shut all the other ships down.
No, everywhere means EVERYWHERE. In Zion, in outpost near it, in tunnels leading to it. Not far away on ships with no defense in depth capability. I think you misunderstood that one.
@@TheArklyte the funny part is... EMPs are not practical to construct in the real world. last i read about them, we only know how to make them using a nuclear explosion. but these scifi hollywood flicks always make it seem like a random engine looking thing can generate an EMP like it's a given.
@@alveolate Yes, compact EMPs are far to futuristic to believe in a world with hovercrafts, flying squid robots, computer programs having affairs, people as batteries, hackers with ESP, etc.
"It's gonna be hard to find a series with enough episodes to bing watch during quarantine" "It's gonna be super... hard, I finished all pitch meetings in like 2 days, this things are so addictive" P. D. Give me more of this lies stories!
“...so then he drowns!” “Oh drowning in a cold ocean even though you have plenty of space on that piece of tree next to your loved one is tight!” “Whoops.” “Whoopsie.” *Can’t wait for “Titanic: the Pitch Meeting”*
0:53 JFC I literally have sore sides from all the laughing, good job on this one Ryan I think this is my fave one you have done so far. And I've watched so many Pitch Meeting sprinkled in between all the working. Just so much watching you can't even imagine!
So much more enjoyable than the film........thanks Ryan.
Well said.
Wow wow wow ... wow
To be fair, pretty much everything is much more enjoyable than the third Matrix film.
I love all 3. Sorry not sorry. *big shrug*
Pól Réamonn you much be avengers fan :p
Is it just me or was Ryan’s impersonation of Keanu saying “why?” just so spot on?
Nope, it wasn't just you
He really was spot on!😆
I legitimately believe that he just used the audio clip of Keanu and synced it with his own face.
First thing I thought
Absolutely not alone there my friend.
That Keanu impression was tight! Also on point.
"Why?"
"What?"
Woah.
“Breathtaking.”
I don't want it
She's my queen
You even see this in real life.
Trump:
-this is fine
-we have it under control
Bill & Ted’s in The Matrix
“You can’t just make a 4th Matrix movie”
“Actually it will be super easy, barely an inconvenience”
“Oh, really”
“Yeah, we’ll just get the original director and Keanu Reeves back and people will give us money”
“Wow wow wow, wow”
“There also going to wear more leather”
“Wow, leather is tight”
“True sir”
"So we're doing the same thing The Last Jedi did then?"
"Yeah Yeah Yeah!"
hahahahahahaha
....
wow
The Matrix 4
Directed by the Wachowski -brothers- sisters
One of Ryan's under appreciated catchphrases is, "So the movie can happen!"
🤣
Unclear
Because
Fair enough.
Oh really?
Barely an inconvenience! lol!
Okay. Fine.
"You asked me to change it to batteries..." line got me.
As I read this it happened
whoops!
Whoops.. Whoopsie..
not sure what the "Okay. Fine." part was about, BUT OKAY THEN
Lazily clicking the UA-cam shortcut to see if there is some distraction from Sunday boredom and seeing a new Pitch Meeting posted 50 seconds ago is tight.
Barely an inconvenience
@Movieflix PLUS No thanks.
It sure is sir!
But everyday is boring sunday in lockdown, how did you tell the difference? 🤔🤣
@@Mr_Penguins_Pet_Human True, true... it was probably a lingering ghost feeling from the pre-plague days...
"So what do you think?"
"I think it's definitely a movie."
Pretty much sums up a lot of movies today.
@Muchina Books you mean since the invention of the 'magic lantern' show
Not only "today", one reason, old movies are "better than" most nowadays movies, is because those are the best in their respective time. The garbage is forgotten (unless it's so bad it's hilarious).
@@_piulin_ Well, yeah
@@_piulin_ There were definitely more good movies in the 70s, 80s, 90s and 00s than there was in the 2010s for example
"We should do this again some time."
Me, after every pitch meeting.
That's more true for me than you know
Absolutely 😄
And rewatching this Pitch Meeting now I noticed at 5:51 "Chris Pine, Florence Pugh & Shia LaBeaouf cast in Olivia Wilde's new movie" Foreshadowing that bad Harry Styles movie from 2022 haha (Don't Worry Darling)
That micro-impression of Keanu Reeves was very subtle, but absolutely perfect.
I always love when they say:
-"Whopps"
-"Whoopsy"
And then just continue with the dialogue
Matrix 4
Neo: Hi
Everyone: I thought you were dead.
Neo: Yeah I was
Everyone: How are you alive?
Neo: Cause I’m not dead anymore
Everyone: Fair enough.
“So what do you think?”
“I think it’s definitely a movie!”
The best line which works for a lot of bad movies.
I died 😂😂😂
"well, you're not wrong, sir"
"OH REALLY"
One of my favourite Mario Maker streamers is known for saying "this is definitely... a level... that exists."
When a pitch meeting offers a better summary of what actually happened in this film than an actual movie reviewer.
Well for pitch meeting it’s, um.... like not extremely hard, and, um.... kind of convenient, I guess?
SUPEREASYBARELYANINCONVENIENCE
You're saying this before you finished watching right?
We all know it's you Justin Y
This dude is everywhere
The whoopsie about neural networks -> batteries was just perfect. What were they thinking? Even if they dumbed it down to saying "using human brains as computers" it would have made so much more sense than batteries, which built a trilogy's entire universe on a nonsensical premise.
oh good ol' hollywood bigshot ass-cracks with a barely functioning brain....
It's sort of understandable though. At the time, the producers likely think that the audience wouldn't be able to grasp the idea of neural network than batteries. Not to mention that neural network itself has its own can of worms. Like why would a machine that can house sentient AI and create convincing simulations ever need the by that time, inferior human brain? And what kind of back story that could lead to that?
The battery idea was much simpler and easier to digest at the time.
@Ryanator you can't assume everyone that watch Matrix watch Star Trek. The reality is that the market audience for both stories are different. Star Trek's is a niche market that is used to complex concepts while the Matrix is the opposite.
Then there's the perception and accessibility. Star Trek is at the time considered by many average movie goers as nerdy stuff so they aren't likely to watch. Not to mention that to them, even if they want to get into it, they have to do lots of 'homework', ie watching tons of Star Trek material, making it a daunting task. Meanwhile the Matrix has less of the nerdy perception and much easier to access.
@Ryanator just because both are sci-fi doesn't mean that they will have the same reception in everything. There are tons of other differences such as medium. Films tend to have higher market audience than shows and because of shorter length, it is more accessible to the wider market.
Just because you experience something doesn't make it that the definite example for the whole. Because if that's the case, then others would experience the same thing as you without fail. But that's not what happen isn't it?
I've met people that watched Matrix but doesn't know much about Star Trek. Oh but they do know and watch Star Wars. I wonder why?
Ah speaking of that, does that mean people that watch Star Wars watch Star Trek as well? Both are sci-fi and quite similar. The answer is no. Go ahead and ask even the casuals of Star Wars fan, whether or not they have watched an episode of Star Trek, and the likely answer you'll get is that "Nope but I watched the JJ films though".
Apple and oranges. Just because both are fruit doesn't mean they can be subject to the same treatment.
@@secondsein7749 I think of it more as that mankind finally created AI using a vast supercomputer that cost a trillion dollars to build and years of effort from all of the semiconductor manufacturers of the world and takes a giant building to house. This entity becomes self-aware, then realizes that human brains can be self aware at a billionth the cost and a millionth the size, so it starts expanding itself with human brains.
i.e. humans manage to build an AI but the hardware is so big and expensive that it's inferior to just organically grown brain matter from a cost/benefit analysis, so the computer takes what works best.
"What's that gonna do?" "-Unclear"? "But what's the payoff?" "-None."
Matrix 4
Neo: Hi
Everyone: I thought you were dead.
Neo: Yeah I was
Everyone: How are you alive?
Neo: Cause I’m not dead anymore
Everyone: Fair enough.
Also, Jesus stuff
Well cause I’m cyber punk Jesus
Unexplained resurrections are *tight*
Andy SeaBreaux very much so
And trinity to lol they just gonna walk in be like:
Hey guys what’s up?
Wait. Weren’t you dead like 18 years ago?
Yeah.
So how are you guys alive?
Because we are.
Oh yeah makes sense.
There's so much talking... You can't even imagine.
Makes you kinda miss the Architect, huh? I'll take a hundred of his convoluted expositions in place of the entire "Matrix Revolutions".
Jude Jarmillos the first movie had a lot of talking in it too, but I just think the reason the first still holds up even today is because the dialogue is actually pretty important in the first. The dialogue in the next two is probably important, but it just doesn’t FEEL improtantb
"Why..." and "What."
After finishing GOT I agree the talking bits can be important
Should've called "The Yacktrix".
"So programs can have kids now?"
"ApPARENTly so"
APP-arently so?
Zing
@@punchforpound2808 can I send you some money? I need to send you some money. I've not laughed this hard in a while. 😂😂
@@punchforpound2808 : You should get into Biblical numerology. You're a natural! Because "natural" starts with 'n' and 'N' is the first letter in November, and we are all very thankful in November. That's when Thanksgiving is, and it's no coincidence that "Thanksgiving" has 2 'n's in it, because it's only the natural thing to do!
Programs probably will reproduce one day. They'll be like micro-organisms exchanging DNA in order to produce new variations.
"So programs can have kids now apparently?"
Child processes
Agree, but that's done with only one parent process, and it's really a clone. Close enough for me.
@@mikemgmail I'm pretty sure that child processes don't need to do the same thing as the parent, so it won't always be a cloned process. Like having parallel threads for rendering to screen and taking input being children of the main program.
Then again, I've never really paid too much attention to terminology and just wrote code, so I may have gotten a few things mixed up there.
Nice
@Jimbo Bimbo - In C, the parent would spawn the child, and eventually handle the child's end state. (It's been many years, so I'm a bit fuzzy on the details now.) However, if the parent dies by error or being killed, the child would then be an orphan process.
And this was explained in the movieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeWHEN?
Ryan George: Going through Quarantine must hard.
Me: Actually is super easy barely an inconvenience
Ryan George: OH Really.
Me: Yeah I just binge watch Pitch Meetings
Ryan George: Oh watching Pitch Meetings is tight.
Awww you wrote some Ryan George fanfiction
@@vollmond9342 Yeah yeah yeah
_ Myeconn Wow wow wow... wow
Wow wow wow wow wow
it sure is
This is brilliant. He actually did tell him to replace the neural network idea with batteries in the first Matrix Pitch Meeting. Amazing.
Omg can you imagine if bane was in the matrix.
"You merely adopted the matrix, I was born in it! Molded by it."
"I will break you Neo! Then the Bruja!"
“And when Zion is ashes, then you have my permission to die”
@@doncorleole2356 I'm crashing the Nebuchadnezzar. With no survivors.
@@starkillersneed
Agent smith: I’m in charge here!
Neo: Do you feel in charge?
Perhaps he’s wondering why someone would shoot a laser at a man, before stabbing him with a knife
Everyone: “Ryan, is it going to be hard to entirely prop up Screen Rant by yourself?”
Ryan: “Actually It’ll be super easy. Barely an inconvenience..”
Hahahaah so good!
Oh Really?
Yeah, like I'll just say whatever everyone actually thinks about the movies while pretending to talk to myself but instead of doing it on my own channel, I'll just use SR platform and let them do all the hard money-work!
@@Niphrentil Wow wow wow wow.
Oh, carrying Screen Rant by your self is tight.
I wanted Pitch Meetings for whole Matrix trilogy, so I asked and now they exist! Thanks, Ryan. You're a national treasure.
@@doctorfritznoel what does that have to do with the comment though
@@doctorfritznoel well yeah I’m just saying that Canada is a nation as well so he could be referring to any country
It's incredible how little I remember from this movie.
lol i only remember the zion fight scene. cant wait to see how horrible Matrix 4 is going to be.
what's there to remember?
"What's the payoff?" "None" -- Perfectly describes the sequels.
Honestly, I thought it described the first film as well. An incoherent mess of a story, badly broken world-building (even if you give them a pass on that idiotic "battery" switch by the studio), clumsy retreads of sophomore-grade philosophy and pop-psychology self-actualization nonsense, and an ending devoid of any consequential theme. Proyas' /Dark City/, to name only one example, is a much better B-movie realization of the paranoid solipsism and oppositional thinking that /The Matrix/ aimed at.
“Does she make a Leprechaun?”
“No she doesn’t”
“...oh...🙁😢😭”
I lost it there... :D
Twisted Hermit same! 😆
Forget leprechaun, this movie needed a pot of gold.
I hoped he'd say at the end " I wish we could put Leprechaun there "
Hahahaha
i'd like to see one for War of the Worlds.
"It must be hard for them to go on the run if all the cars were disabled"
"Actually it'll be super easy. Barely an inconvenience"
"Oh really?"
"Yeah, he just asks an old wise man how to fix it."
"And that works?"
"Well, he's also a car mechanic"
"So, can't everyone just ask a car mechanic how to fix their cars?"
"Listen, sir, I'm going to need you to get all the way off my back. There's like 30 minutes of run time that hinge on there only being one functioning car in the world."
"Fair enough."
Norm alice It’s one of my favorite movies, but I have no idea why 😂
"Well he has these two kids."
"What's their deal?"
"Well the son is an angry teenager who wants to fight the aliens with no training or weapons."
"Teenagers do like fighting."
"And the daughter screams."
"That's all she does? For the length of the entire movie?"
"Well yeah."
"Will that get annoying after a while?"
"I don't see how."
Insignificant Gnat I read that in Ryan’s voice, thanks for the laugh ! I hope your lockdown is going great :)
@@insignificantgnat9334wow wow wow wow........wow
I cried so much when he described the mech suits leaving the operator completely exposed.
I just watched four hours of pitch meetings and the day is still young.
Wow wow wow, wow
... worth it...
It was super easy, barely an inconvenience
Ooh young days are tight!
"...the sentinels kind of attack in a line, you know, because Galaga!"
*Points at 3:29 *: "That man is playing Galaga! Thought we wouldn't notice. . . but we did."
I remember when they used to try (and often fail) to create the visual that fit the plot. Now the CGI crew comes up with a new visual effect that they can pull off, and they enslave the plot to the visual. This is how I feel about the prequel trilogy in Star Wars. Lucas has a "vision" and all else is contrived to set up the fight scene on the lava planet. Then when they're done with gravity-defying feats, the fight is decided on the fact that one of the characters happens to be standing on a low hill, which suddenly is "the high ground," after they've literally been FLYING on rocks, using the Force. I'll remember that ridiculous "I have the high ground!" line to my dying day.
@@harrymills2770
Darth Maul had the high ground. Obi-Wan still managed to cut him in half...
It’d be awesome if in the next Deadpool film a character asks him how they’re gonna do something and he replies “It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience”
It's crazy enough to actually happen!
References are TIGHT
It might happen. Ryan is an actor that will do this kind of things. Especially for his namesake!!
☝️😁
Wow wow wow!
Looking right into the camera.
Matrix: batteries?
Pitch meeting: whoopsie!
At first the machines used the sun, they're not sure who. "scorched the sky" so the machines realized that the human body carries more energy (thermal I believe).. Now they're batteries.
@@89Ascmclaren Did you seriously never watch the Animatrix???
@@CybrosisEvolved I watched it once.. They explain it differently than the movie? I'll have to watch the series.
Yeah, the Animatrix was somewhat required viewing between the movies, as was the videogame. A lot of the criticisms of this video stem from that info and character relatability being presented elsewhere.
illshouyu oh like the new Star Wars where the crucial information is kind of anywhere else but the movie you’re watching.
4:18 lol i love how he made ref to his first matrix pitch meeting where he asked him to change to battries lol. This guy is brilliant.
The keanu impression with the "why" and the "what" is so perfect
“So how is the fight between Neo and Agent Smith gonna look?”
“Well sir, did you ever see Dragon Ball?”
“A little bit.”
“Yeah we’re just gonna do Dragon Ball.”
In a decade, we're going make a Superman movie DBZ style...
What?!
Never mind.
“But......it’s raining now”
Movieflix PLUS they need an umbrella first
Fighting only one Agent Smith in the rain is tight
-Wait, if the only way Neo can stop Smith is to let him absorb him, what's the point of the 15 minutes of air punching?
-So we can have an action scene, sir.
He had to covertly. Smith wasn't just going to let him do it. That's why Neo looked defeated in the end playing off Smith ego that he beat Neo. Neo made it super easy and barely an inconvenience, lol
Because it's an Action Movie!
to fill time or tire him down.
@@ronreidjr Tire him down? He is a computer program, they don't get tired.
"It's a trick!!"
You’d think it would be hard to keep people entertained during these dark days, but its actually super easy, barely an inconvenience! Thanks you two!!!
When I was a kid my dad showed me the first film and told me to trust him and never watch the sequels. Haven't watched them and still have this great image the first movie left
Your dad loves you very much.
I am extremely jealous of you. Don't EVER watch them, keep yourself pure!!
Eh, the second one is pretty good
Matrix 2:Reloaded, Matrix 3: Revolutions, Matrix 4 : Reboot
Honestly they should literally call it Reboot.
‘Matrix 4: Regurgitation’
Rebooted
@@dreday5880 Resurections.
close enough to the actual title
Would like to see a pitch meeting for the most quotable movie of all time, “The Princess Bride”. Love your channel man, “wow wow wow wow......wow!
So then he says “hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.” Very cool!
And then he says “hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.” Right...
And the he says “hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.” Please stop saying that.
And then he says “hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
Ok -_-
harry vrentas “Good luck, storming the castle!”
Surely you meant the star wars prequels.
Agreed!
@@harryvrentas6359 repeating "hello, my name is inigo montoya. you killed my father. prepare to die" is tight
Last time I was this early, corona was still just beer
Too soon! Lol
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- I don't know
- Fair enough
Gets me every time :)
3:23 there it is, was waiting for that
YOU SHOULD DO A NAPOLEON DYNAMITE PITCH MEETING please
“It sounds like its going to be pretty hard for Napoleon to fix all of his problems”
“Actually, it’s going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience”
“Oh really?”
“Yeah he just dances all his problems away”
“How does he do that?”
“He literally dances”
This! And then do Shawshank Redemption!!
Travis Mcconnell I think that film is so close to flawless it’d be hard to do but I’d still like it, like the dark knight is my favorite film, and I love the pitch meeting for it
Travis Mcconnell
“How did he cover the hole with the poster?”
“I don’t know”
“I mean it seems like covering up a hole from the other side would be next to impossible”
“Yeah well, see, here’s the thing, I’m going to need you to get all the way off my back was about it”
“Okay, let me get off of that thing”
justanotherchannelonyoutube doesn’t he have the poster taped from the top so that it just goes back when he crawls through the whole?
The sentinel’s attack like the villains in Galaga
Galaga was much more entertaining.
"Descend and increase speed!"
damn this dudes back must hurt from carrying the whole channel
@Meanderlust AAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDD......
Super EASY!
At some point the channel is gonna have to get off of that thing.
Barely an inconvenience
Please, stop. Reading the same lame comment at every pitch meeting is annoying, very much an inconvenience.
Taito Magatsu whoopsies!! lemme get off of that thing
Can't wait for the Matrix Resurrections pitch meeting this week!
- So what do you think?
- I think it's definitely a movie!
KKKKKKKKKKKKKK bom demais
"Filme"
why did you mix english com português do nada?
Ok então
@@pedrocastro703 entendi tb não
@@pedrocastro703 because.
“So what’s the fight between Smith and Neo going to be like?”
“You ever seen Dragon ball Z?
“Ye-“
“It’ll be like that.”
Or like the Superman-Zod fight in Man Of Steel, if Man Of Steel was sponsored by Hot Topic.
The "why"and "what" for Neo's voice was on point
Getting notifications of a new pitch meeting is tight 💜
That battle in Zion is awesome you can't change my mind
It's dingy crap, looks like a Burning Man festival swarmed by killer bees.
My powers of persuasion are undeniable. 🐝...😃
God damn it I just spent last 1 hr watching these pitch meetings, they're fricking amazing
4:08 Call backs to other pitch meetings in the same universe is TIGHT.
"Fights in the rain are TIGHT!"
Making a Matrix sequel was super challenging, pretty much an incovenience.
I'm glad you were able to get to the office and pitch this during quarantine
Part 4 just needs a sky beam scene. Those are tight. 😎
Sky beams are 2010s.
Watching pitch meetings during quarantine during is tight
Please “Back to the future” please
Fun fact: A comedian's pitch meeting about Back to the future is what inspired him to do all these pitch meetings.
Yes, please! :D
@@strangewatch4315 John Mulaney?
It's a perfect movie. It can't be mocked. ;)
Causing people to crash into loads of manure is tight
"Don't worry about it!" "Unclear!" That's some insane optimism right there. Also humans degraded from Neural Network to Batteries??!!
I remember this! Some executive decided 'neural network' was to hard a concept for the Matrix!
It was literally supposed to be a parable for "the internet", but the studio thought "the internet" was "too hard to understand" at the time. And here we are mocking the movie. On the internet.
Just saw this again. And ‘so much talking, just so much talking’ is pure gold!
3:41 "Wow. wow. wow. wow. wow. " I loved that lol.
The Matrix is like Highlander.
There can be only one.
@@ltdavissupremacy. In some ways better, in some ways worse, but are a guilty pleasure of mine.
NeonWhiteKnight Rider Reloaded, in my opinion is actually the weakest one of the trilogy
@@ltdavissupremacy. This is why I love the internet. You get to see and hear even the most bizarre and impossible tastes and opinions!
Stfu. All of them are great.
Eh, the anime was kinda interesting...
I love that Zion fight with the Sentinels. I like when the Sentinels bunch up and they shoot them all. Something about it feels very satisfying.
Lines like “Who?” And “What?” 😂
These videos are the reason I'm sane this quarantine season!
I loved it when producer guy gave an extra long pause between wows....
Hey do a pitch meeting for the 1998 Michael Bay movie, “Armageddon”
Studio Guy: “Oh explosions are TIGHT!”
Michael Bay (while having an orgasm after hearing the word “explosions”): “OHHHH YEAHHHH!”
That movie would have made 1/10th as much money if it weren't for Aerosmith and MTV...
Explosions, emotions and America is great. Pretty much sums up the movie.
"So why would they teach oil drillers how to be astronauts instead of teaching astronauts how to be oil drillers?"
"I don't know!"
"Whoopsie!"
Then Neo did a computer screen flip, snapped the Program's source code, and saved the day.
I love these pitch meeting they made me a laugh n also rethink the whole concept why the movie made in the first place.
I've watched The Matrix Trilogy dozens of times and I still have absolutely no idea what happened at 3:49 meant in both small and grand scale
glad that it was mentioned here
I actually love that they made sequals to Matrix and think that they are well done and very entertaining. Watch them every year at least once and still enjoy the trilogy.
Dozens of us!
“Well, I think it’s definitely a movie.” Accurate. That’s exactly how it felt.
Love these, Ryan is getting us all though the apocalypse!
"It's not going to affect things too much but it's going to look cool."
That is a very accurate review of Matrix Revolutions.
Still doesn't excuse how long it is though.
Which is funny because it's actually shorter than the other 2 movies.
Some awesome lines like: ‘why?’ and also er ‘what?’ In the neo voice is hilarious
Can't wait for the new matrix pitch meeting
He looked so disappointed when he heard the girl didn't make leprechauns 😂
Whoops
Sabalghoo whoopsie
You should do Jumangi the next level pitch meeting
Have him do the original one with Robin Williams as well
I think he did the longest "wow, wow, wow.......... wow" in this episode
I think its cos thats how ridiculously confusing this movie is 😂
Can't wait for the fourth instalment's pitch meeting
I noticed a callback to the original Matrix pitch meeting. Nice touch!
You ruined my favorite trilogy but it doesn't matter, I'm masochistic, I want mooooore
Brilliant as always, thanks for the lols. Can we please have a 'Contagion' pitch meeting?
“Well, I mean if it’s well written dialogue..”
Oh, you know it Sir! Neo’s gonna have some awesome lines like uhhh “why” and also uhhh “what?”
“What?”
Oh my god! I think you’re actually Neo!
“Wow wow wow wow. WOW!”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
5:32 that ending killed me, like “Yee definitely a legitimate fear to have” lol
Pitch meetings are the only reason I'm still subscribed to screen rant
"They should've had big old emps everywhere"
They actually did, all the ships were lined up outside of zion in order for this to happen, but bane (Agent SMith) set his ships early on purpose which shut all the other ships down.
No, everywhere means EVERYWHERE. In Zion, in outpost near it, in tunnels leading to it. Not far away on ships with no defense in depth capability. I think you misunderstood that one.
@@TheArklyte the funny part is... EMPs are not practical to construct in the real world. last i read about them, we only know how to make them using a nuclear explosion. but these scifi hollywood flicks always make it seem like a random engine looking thing can generate an EMP like it's a given.
@@alveolate "last I read about them"
then stop reading articles on topic from 70's, please.
@@alveolate Yes, compact EMPs are far to futuristic to believe in a world with hovercrafts, flying squid robots, computer programs having affairs, people as batteries, hackers with ESP, etc.
@@TheArklyte so you have an updated proof of concept on an EMP machine?
Being early is super easy, barely an inconvenience
"It's gonna be hard to find a series with enough episodes to bing watch during quarantine"
"It's gonna be super... hard, I finished all pitch meetings in like 2 days, this things are so addictive"
P. D. Give me more of this lies stories!
I love how unexciting his final "wow wow wow" was
Watching these waiting for Matrix Resurrection pitch meeting
"Green Hornet" just showed up on netflix, should do a pitch meeting on that movie🤣🤣
'So, I understand you have a Green Hornet movie for me.'
'Yes sir, I do!'
'Whyyyyyyy?????????'
So i heard you have a the kato show movie*
"Butttttt... it's raining now" hahahah
“...so then he drowns!”
“Oh drowning in a cold ocean even though you have plenty of space on that piece of tree next to your loved one is tight!”
“Whoops.”
“Whoopsie.”
*Can’t wait for “Titanic: the Pitch Meeting”*
The only thing I can remember from titanic is the guy falling on the propeller and it took two vhs tapes to watch
@@BigBoi-fe7go lol what guy? I remember people falling off the deck and water flooding the room of an elderly couple :(
Vhs tapes - the good ol' days!
"I believe you will get your headlines Mr Ismay." - end of tape 1
I just love it when you go "I don't know!"
0:53 JFC I literally have sore sides from all the laughing, good job on this one Ryan I think this is my fave one you have done so far. And I've watched so many Pitch Meeting sprinkled in between all the working. Just so much watching you can't even imagine!