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  • Опубліковано 16 тра 2022
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  • @tichietempah
    @tichietempah Рік тому +34472

    badger: "making a video every 2 months isnt good for my money situation"
    also badger: "i spent a thousand dollars on crates in one sitting and then splashed 300 on a fac new hyper beast m4"

    • @morganyu9128
      @morganyu9128 Рік тому +2206

      Finance.

    • @plondarino.2525
      @plondarino.2525 Рік тому +2803

      its a tax deductible. he is goated with the sause. For free.

    • @DetectiveLance
      @DetectiveLance Рік тому +1447

      @@plondarino.2525 I wanna see the tax accountant's face at that receipt.

    • @DS-si5cp
      @DS-si5cp Рік тому +733

      @@DetectiveLance wasn't he a tax accountant before all this?

    • @scoutwaffle6125
      @scoutwaffle6125 Рік тому +541

      So thats why he is asking us to buy gamer fart 9000

  • @Vo_Memes
    @Vo_Memes Рік тому +5064

    This game change people
    They turn you into Dr. Rockso from "Metalocalypse"

    • @exalted_space9224
      @exalted_space9224 Рік тому +15

      Metalocalypse?

    • @bjornboi1175
      @bjornboi1175 Рік тому +29

      @@exalted_space9224 the best metal band/show in the world

    • @Vo_Memes
      @Vo_Memes Рік тому +27

      @@exalted_space9224 its hardcore Animated Series about metal group
      Dont recommend to eat while watching it

    • @savitar9478
      @savitar9478 Рік тому +4

      @@Vo_Memes lmao

    • @darkpheonix6657
      @darkpheonix6657 Рік тому +6

      Yo vo didn't expect to see you here my guy love ur vids mate 👍

  • @mattwolfen
    @mattwolfen Рік тому +3401

    Fun fact about the zeus, Lauren "Pansy" Scott, a former pro CS:GO caster, has admitted on air that the zeus is her favorite weapon purely because of the scream when you kill someone with it. To this day we all love Pansy that much more because she always says what we all think.

    • @terminator572
      @terminator572 Рік тому +20

      Who is "we"?

    • @mattwolfen
      @mattwolfen Рік тому +158

      @@terminator572 people that like good/fun casters in CS? same reason Sadokist should come back

    • @SSD_Penumbra
      @SSD_Penumbra Рік тому

      @@terminator572 "MF ARE WE SPEAKIN' FRENCH?"

    • @francisportugal5584
      @francisportugal5584 Рік тому +6

      Isn't she a PUBG caster now?

    • @ZackReap
      @ZackReap Рік тому +46

      @@terminator572 you want to be here, i want to be in vrchat

  • @CFA-44_Nosferatu
    @CFA-44_Nosferatu 10 місяців тому +845

    Enemy team: *are camping*
    Badger and his 1 million flashbangs: "P A R R Y T H I S Y O U F I L T H Y C A S U A L"

    • @cohenedson5063
      @cohenedson5063 4 місяці тому +16

      as the wise heavenly once said “stop blinding me you asshole i can’t see you you goblin”

    • @jadetheslime3140
      @jadetheslime3140 Місяць тому +6

      @@cohenedson5063 WOOOOO-

  • @liamwelsh4665
    @liamwelsh4665 8 місяців тому +78

    19:25 I love bing silently in the background
    “Better start runnin better start runnin badger start runnin”

  • @lavamate5772
    @lavamate5772 Рік тому +3367

    Badger: "What's the point of winning if it isn't any fun"
    Every competitive CSGO player: "Fun what is dat shit?"

    • @notaspy3751
      @notaspy3751 Рік тому +113

      feels like the competitive gaming atmosphere in general to me

    • @kokonutt
      @kokonutt Рік тому +36

      fun is subjective, just as much as fun as bhopping around the map with a zeus is so is clean 1 tapping a guy from across the map and making a nasty pre-fire. Fun is subjective.

    • @dolphee
      @dolphee Рік тому +26

      My friend destroying his keyboard after we get destroyed by sweats every time we play CSGO

    • @thekhoifish0146
      @thekhoifish0146 Рік тому +20

      Me who actually viably mains the Zeus in comp: “sorry I couldn’t hear you over the fun I’m having”

    • @cost1242
      @cost1242 Рік тому +4

      There's no such thing as fun

  • @normaldavid
    @normaldavid Рік тому +6293

    This man literally gave them so much money that they told him to stop and chill out. They were scared of how much money he was giving them.

    • @magnusm4
      @magnusm4 Рік тому +295

      To be fair. Would you want to get into legal actions with some guys stealing bank accounts then using that money to launder it through in game gambling?
      How many morons besides your little brother with dad's credit card would legit waste thousands of dollars on digital drip over a few days?
      Years, yes just ask WoW devs. But CS:GO and TF2?

    • @randomguywhodraws
      @randomguywhodraws Рік тому +128

      They got so scared, they just gave him the knife when his 3 day ban was finished xD

    • @njung1990able
      @njung1990able Рік тому +37

      He is breaking the very fundamentals of capitalism

    • @highspeednerf4661
      @highspeednerf4661 Рік тому +28

      They put him in time out

    • @OccultistLord4812
      @OccultistLord4812 Рік тому +1

      They should've just gave him the knife

  • @lazorframe
    @lazorframe 10 місяців тому +252

    I love how when skullker gets questioned by anyone about his mental state his first instinct is to just play a random sound.

  • @ricosheldon594
    @ricosheldon594 10 місяців тому +132

    25:21
    "YES , THE COLONEL BITCH "
    Yup , me everytime i realize i got a kill within the whole match

  • @uwuboi6560
    @uwuboi6560 Рік тому +4687

    Skulker is like the weird kid you made friends with in middle school and had god tier programming. I love skulker sounding like he is having a technological aneurysm.

    • @bluepaladinXavier
      @bluepaladinXavier Рік тому +131

      Skulker is my favorite. He's funny as fuck.

    • @joshuab.3887
      @joshuab.3887 Рік тому +72

      He legit needs an intervention

    • @daezly6903
      @daezly6903 Рік тому +115

      @@joshuab.3887 Yeah he needs an intervention by the president of the United States because that man deserves a fucking medal I'm telling ya

    • @NEXTKINGDOM14
      @NEXTKINGDOM14 Рік тому +34

      He *is* the technological aneurysm

    • @necro5430
      @necro5430 Рік тому +33

      @@daezly6903 medal of memes or the certified hood classic medal

  • @kedo
    @kedo Рік тому +5169

    Badger really out here thinking I’m not taking 12 scoops at once and hallucinating my tiredness away.

    • @steveraybro8769
      @steveraybro8769 Рік тому +261

      Bro you gotta snort a 12 scoop mega line. Your fatigue will be gone for the rest of your life.

    • @veryfastengineer1719
      @veryfastengineer1719 Рік тому +187

      @@steveraybro8769 i think that it also cuts your lifespan down by 37 years too

    • @jeremystone9877
      @jeremystone9877 Рік тому +230

      @@veryfastengineer1719 "for the rest of your life" was the key part of that sentence

    • @Shinyspddmn
      @Shinyspddmn Рік тому +74

      What's it like being able to see soundwaves

    • @assfuckerthejointpounder5834
      @assfuckerthejointpounder5834 Рік тому +14

      Can you believe that in 2 days it 32 on trending for gaming.

  • @aronii3927
    @aronii3927 6 місяців тому +18

    I love the "perfect cell" impresion "it doesn't bother, it bothers me a lot, it bothers me a lot... AND THAT ONE'S STILL GREEN"

  • @ThaAlecman
    @ThaAlecman Рік тому +20

    12:33 Smi77y: "They don't expect the Glock." XD

  • @Lobo2019
    @Lobo2019 Рік тому +913

    Badger: "What's the point of winning if it isn't any fun?"
    Competitive Counter Strike Players: "What the FUCK is fun?"

  • @alecchristiaen4856
    @alecchristiaen4856 Рік тому +1077

    other youtubers: "today's sponser is..."
    Badger: "This took a full month, sleep not included; sit down, shut up, and listen."

  • @Xanman22512
    @Xanman22512 Рік тому +39

    23:29 such intensity in this man's soundboarded taunt

  • @ferna8397A
    @ferna8397A 10 місяців тому +99

    rewatching this, i realised how badger was more pissed at how easy/simple it was to get better at cs that being a literal shidder at cs and getting a red carpet

    • @RoyalGriffin.
      @RoyalGriffin. 7 місяців тому +6

      Tbf, it did sound way too good to be true, so I was surprised to see that it actually works.

    • @abhimaanmayadam5713
      @abhimaanmayadam5713 4 місяці тому +1

      yeah. I play CS 1.6, UT99 and TF2, so standing still is a prime way to get shot and when I was playing CS2 on my friend's PC. I was missing all my shots bc I was running and around as if I used sandpaper to wipe my ass.
      Then I remembered this video and my my friend also telling me to stand still while shooting the ak.

  • @tyrusing
    @tyrusing Рік тому +1702

    Badger is that one guy at a party that you can never tell if hes high or sober because hes just so hyperactive

    • @Kleineralsdulil
      @Kleineralsdulil Рік тому +55

      bagder do be look like the typa rapscallion boofin nutmeg

    • @gemhunter498
      @gemhunter498 Рік тому +19

      I am also that guy, but at a completely different type of party.

    • @Non-vegen
      @Non-vegen Рік тому +14

      @@Kleineralsdulil what the fuck am i looking at

    • @solomonheppner
      @solomonheppner Рік тому +6

      Like the crocodile dude when asked if he drinks coffee.

    • @Nezerac_
      @Nezerac_ Рік тому +14

      @@Kleineralsdulil You did not just say bagder the typa rapscallion out loud.

  • @Shibby
    @Shibby Рік тому +1968

    This video is incredible. The amount of work that goes into the SFM work is WILD Badger. Elite.

    • @irenakaleva1171
      @irenakaleva1171 Рік тому +22

      Doesnt he have that montion capture suit that make it 10 times easier? Still i am having a blast watching his vids

    • @justanothercommenter5835
      @justanothercommenter5835 Рік тому +8

      It's mocap.

    • @darthball2723
      @darthball2723 Рік тому +1

      He's gotten better yes..

    • @pandanym3065
      @pandanym3065 Рік тому +8

      @@justanothercommenter5835 Mocap needs to be cleaned m8

    • @lederp42
      @lederp42 Рік тому +9

      @@pandanym3065 yup and that can also be a lot of hard work. But still less work than trying to animate all of that manually

  • @KrakatonMain
    @KrakatonMain Рік тому +47

    1:17 I love that the PS1 models have an alternate damage state, and that said state is them LOSING THE LID
    THAT'S SO FUCKING PERFECT

  • @avakio19
    @avakio19 Рік тому +8

    For 10:00, derivatives can be challenging when you're dealing with l'hopital's rule or the chain rule, but this problem isn't nearly as bad as it looks, it just needs a bit of time and the Quotient rule.
    The Quotient rule states that to find the derivative of f/g we need the derivative of f and g (easy enough), and set it so f'*g-g'f are divided by g^2, as seen below:
    (f/g)' = (f'*g-g'*f)/g^2
    Applying it to this problem, we'll set f=(x+2)^2 and g=(x-1)^3.
    derivatives
    f' = 2(x+2)
    g'=3(x-1)^2
    We then plug in this information into the Quotient rule:
    [2(x+2)(x-1)^3-3(x-1)^2(x+2)^2]/[(x-1)^3]^2
    denominator
    [2(x+2)[(x-1)^3]-3[(x-1)^2](x+2)^2]/[(x-1)^6]
    This admittedly looks a bit daunting, but we can **simplify** the problem easily, by reducing similar terms (top has (x-1)^2 on both terms, so reduce everything by that amount, leaving you with the bottom being (x-1)^4).
    From there you have both terms on the top being 2(x+2)(x-1) - 3(x+2)^2. This looks daunting, but neat trick, if you have like terms you can remove them without having to do too much multiplication, and since they both have an x+2 on both terms you can split it up like this:
    2(x+2)(x-1) - 3(x+2)^2 = (x+2)[2*(x-1)-3(x+2)]= (x+2) [2x-2-3x-6]= (x+2)[2x-3x-2-6]=(x+2)[-x-8].
    We have the top term (x+2)(-x-8) and the bottom term (x-1)^4, so the solution is (x+2)(-x-8)/(x-1)^4.
    It definitely needs a few rules to look up at worst, but its ultimately easy enough as its just basic calc.

  • @borgegush379
    @borgegush379 Рік тому +783

    Badger: “taking two months off is not good for my money situation”
    Also Badger: “ I got banned from the store for 3 days for spending over a thousand dollars on crates to get a knife”

    • @kurok1sh170
      @kurok1sh170 Рік тому +8

      Why he get banned tho???

    • @clairelili873
      @clairelili873 Рік тому +61

      @@kurok1sh170 its basically a safe measure for a person to not spend their entire life savings on crates.

    • @JediSentinal
      @JediSentinal Рік тому +34

      @@clairelili873 or stolen cards

    • @cloak679
      @cloak679 Рік тому +14

      @@clairelili873 ea/ any greedy publisher: lets pretend that it does not exist.

    • @katama4843
      @katama4843 Рік тому +1

      How much does a fukin crate cost

  • @Paytonzane
    @Paytonzane 9 місяців тому +5

    10:05
    ...
    *grabs a pencil and paper*
    pretty sure this is just "do the multiplication" so, it's like...
    (x^2)+4x+4 over (x^3)-3(x^2)+3x-1. Which, I don't think has any factoring you can do to either to cancel each other out. Then again it's been like, almost 10 years since I did pre-calc.

  • @ouroboros2009
    @ouroboros2009 Рік тому +27

    0:34 one of my absolute favourite moments of this vid, it just sends my sides to the f-ing stratosphere xD

  • @axew3127
    @axew3127 Рік тому +2433

    Badger is actually really mature, he doesn’t get mad when he loses, he instead asks “why am I losing” and tries to figure it out. A lot better then me.

    • @alexandercarter3570
      @alexandercarter3570 Рік тому +23

      I remember when I was 7 I tried to play cs and that was a nightmare

    • @rookiemaster7716
      @rookiemaster7716 Рік тому +100

      I remember LazyPurple even said in a vid, “now who do you think is going places? The one who makes up boogeymen after losing or the one who gets his head blown off and starts taking notes?”

    • @galaxythebat
      @galaxythebat Рік тому +65

      @@rookiemaster7716 Ah, the sniper video was my favorite! The dude who got outsniped and immediately hit chat with "Lazy do you have any tips I need to git gud at sniper". I actually used that guy's mindset for scout, every time I got fucking pummeled I would ask my opponent how to do better and every single time I got a genuinely helpful tip from them.

    • @Fujimokou985
      @Fujimokou985 Рік тому +22

      Badgers probably mentally does the entire "kill die learn repeat" mantra in his head.

    • @JupiterDude3000
      @JupiterDude3000 Рік тому +21

      Yea, there’s a couple different interpretations, either you get angry as fuck, or, you ask “why am I losing,” OR, you throw both of those out the window and say “Damn I admire the guy who just took me down, that was impressive”

  • @TheSacredSavior
    @TheSacredSavior Рік тому +577

    "That ones still Green!"
    A man of culture as well, that joke was Perfect.

  • @Minka-ot9xl
    @Minka-ot9xl Рік тому +5

    6:49 never thought I'd hear someone talk about metalocalypse on any video here

  • @karma9240
    @karma9240 Місяць тому +4

    Two of the most hilarious youtubers, Smii7y and Badger, in one video. That's a fever dream right there.

  • @kuroganeshiroe4760
    @kuroganeshiroe4760 Рік тому +559

    On 23:18 Heavenly in chat:
    "Do NOT let him win"
    "WE will never hear the rest of it"
    🤣

  • @capnhoek2509
    @capnhoek2509 Рік тому +3694

    There’s just something about badger and smii7y playing together that is perfect

    • @TheWulfrum
      @TheWulfrum Рік тому +16

      what time?

    • @capnhoek2509
      @capnhoek2509 Рік тому +97

      @@TheWulfrum you can hear him in the background throughout the video

    • @funnyvalentine4048
      @funnyvalentine4048 Рік тому +60

      Oh shit I didn't know he play with smii7y damn

    • @TheWulfrum
      @TheWulfrum Рік тому +7

      @@capnhoek2509 thanks

    • @Wonderlimee
      @Wonderlimee Рік тому +22

      THATS WHAT IM SAYIN

  • @orthusgames9888
    @orthusgames9888 Місяць тому +2

    I love the DBZA reference you dropped.
    It's fine, it's fine, it doesn't bother me, it doesn't bother me, it bothers me, it bothers me a lot... AND THAT ONES STILL GREEN.

  • @KaijuLanes
    @KaijuLanes Місяць тому +2

    10:00 thats accurate as hell right there🤣

  • @memeweirdguyn.0019
    @memeweirdguyn.0019 Рік тому +817

    Badger in streams: chill with jokes here and there, but it's just friends having fun at a game
    Badger when editing: *DONACDUM INTENSIFIES, DRUGS ALL DAY BABYYYYYY*

  • @LonelySandwich
    @LonelySandwich Рік тому +583

    18:25 "What's so hard to learn about 'Swish Swish Stab'? It's a sword not a fighter jet."

    • @AiNAD
      @AiNAD Рік тому +28

      A man of culture I see.

    • @xxrunningriotxx3573
      @xxrunningriotxx3573 Рік тому +15

      BRO I THOUGHT THE EXACT SAME THING RVB FOR LIFE

    • @BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly
      @BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly Рік тому +8

      Rip Red vs Blue season 1-13.😞

    • @stormhawkdude
      @stormhawkdude Рік тому +20

      "Which one do I hit?"
      "SHOOT THE ONE WHO'S WINNING, DUMBASS!"

    • @loganmiles7836
      @loganmiles7836 Рік тому +13

      “Having trouble keeping it up? Don’t worry, happens to everybody. Well not ME, but… oof-“

  • @Freeze-n-Frost
    @Freeze-n-Frost Рік тому +8

    Smii7y, Swagger, and Badger in the same lobby on the same team in a shooter would be a content creation nightmare everyone would like to see and never see

  • @rctaff892
    @rctaff892 Рік тому +9

    He smacked that sh** shut twice I'm dying inside 18:57

  • @chaosmiles07
    @chaosmiles07 Рік тому +976

    "Hey, SMii7Y, prank em, John!"
    Ah, Badger knows that SMii7Y and Kryoz are the same person. A man of culture, indeed.

    • @hio.hinomaru21
      @hio.hinomaru21 Рік тому +41

      Not surprised, the same person often share the same braincells.

    • @sammy_wills
      @sammy_wills Рік тому

      @Guys look👇🅥 you're lack of bitches is finally here.

    • @yancamb2202
      @yancamb2202 Рік тому +8

      @Thanks 🅥 Silence, bot.

    • @darkkinggaming7988
      @darkkinggaming7988 Рік тому +4

      Haha you already know

  • @Inzanepiratical
    @Inzanepiratical Рік тому +662

    "I'm over it."
    'Immediately box jumps an IT'
    10/10, comedic genius, I spit my drink.
    EDIT: Shit this doin' numbers.

  • @TTV_GHOSTED111
    @TTV_GHOSTED111 9 місяців тому +6

    Badger: "sees top of random guys forehead"
    Also Badger:"gets head blown off"

  • @KeyBoredReal
    @KeyBoredReal Рік тому +4

    3:45 “y’all know the size of a nine millimetre”
    Americans: WHAT THE FUCK IS A MILLIMETRE

  • @Americanbadashh
    @Americanbadashh Рік тому +1138

    19:11 I love the "you better start running" , as you are laughing and admitting that you did it on purpose.

    • @Mr.Anderson9323
      @Mr.Anderson9323 Рік тому +16

      Oh so that’s what he’s saying

    • @NateSchulte
      @NateSchulte Рік тому +18

      I am very guilty of doing what Badger did; I should not be allowed to have friendly fire on in any game I play. I love to mess with my buddies

    • @alexandritegaming8715
      @alexandritegaming8715 11 місяців тому +8

      Badger letting the intrusive thoughts win

  • @moonischeese8087
    @moonischeese8087 Рік тому +694

    Goated with the SWAWS is a phrase that I'd never think I'd hear and its forever ingrained in my damn brain

  • @unknown_echo2331
    @unknown_echo2331 7 місяців тому +1

    i gotta say, i absolutely LOVE the way badger does his videos. i especially love listening to him talk about guns, as theyre one of my special interests and hearing him talk abt them in the way he does is _super_ enjoyable.

  • @samitobito
    @samitobito Рік тому +4

    The TFS reference got me smiling fr AND THAT ONES STILL GREEN

  • @nephilima3956
    @nephilima3956 Рік тому +427

    I fully expect Badger to be dishin out fully animated short films by the end of mid 2023, judging by the rate the animations are evolving at.

    • @gabaghoul357
      @gabaghoul357 Рік тому

      he's using a mocap suit

    • @zjjohnson3827
      @zjjohnson3827 Рік тому

      I’m kinda saddened because yea the mo cap animations are great but now there’s more of them than actually banter between the gang, which is the funniest bit

  • @fumarc4501
    @fumarc4501 Рік тому +481

    “I- I don't know."
    “He's moving while shooting."
    "Overwatch says stop moving while shooting and lower your sensitivity.”

  • @oniadapt
    @oniadapt Рік тому +6

    7:47
    I laugh at this everyt ime haha
    what a great clip

  • @jonaspen
    @jonaspen 5 місяців тому +4

    I just laughed way too much and way too long at him saying "I'm over it" and the little jump over the word "it" and he just keeps going but I'm sitting here dying laughing at the stupidest joke

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 Рік тому +2402

    "Throwing mice around the room" in gamer rage is a hilarious visual until you realize he meant the electronic ones.

    • @RoofedTrash
      @RoofedTrash Рік тому +83

      like the actual mouse would be any better 💀

    • @eddthe9th
      @eddthe9th Рік тому +1

      The fuck you mean by that?
      Do you endorse animal cruelty?

    • @scooble_
      @scooble_ Рік тому +85

      Stuart Little is on standby for gamer rage.

    • @eddthe9th
      @eddthe9th Рік тому +24

      If you throw mice across the room I will peg you

    • @thegamingleopard4592
      @thegamingleopard4592 Рік тому +27

      @@eddthe9th *Puts Stuart Little back on table*

  • @pelicanpeppers
    @pelicanpeppers Рік тому +720

    seeing Heavenly type in chat: “Do NOT let him win. We will never hear the end of it” made it so much funnier at 23:25

  • @colt6566
    @colt6566 5 місяців тому +2

    i got an ad at 4:58 after the alt tab joke, and my pc stopped dead in its tracks before the ad after the mic broke the rift between this reality and the next and thought my pc was going to crash, video so good a gamer has to brace for impact

  • @awesomevillevlog5798
    @awesomevillevlog5798 8 місяців тому +1

    Never in my life would I be watching Badger & Smi7y Team up in any game but here I am watching it unfold

  • @francohernandez4787
    @francohernandez4787 Рік тому +306

    Badger: "all you dipshits know the size of 9mm"
    Me, an Argentinian: "sorry chango, all I know is 90 year old buckshot"

    • @meatballman4329
      @meatballman4329 Рік тому +5

      Argentina huh I'm surprised you haven't seen 124 grain ball 9mm.

    • @elinquisidorperseverante6835
      @elinquisidorperseverante6835 Рік тому +3

      @@meatballman4329 No boludo what the hell Is that, I'm so scared Yet intrigued.

    • @ncrtrooper7246
      @ncrtrooper7246 Рік тому +5

      Te entiendo en eso chamigo, una bosta las leyes de armas
      * Cries in Correntino *

    • @andyfriederichsen
      @andyfriederichsen Рік тому +2

      Fun Fact: The stopping power difference between 9mm and .45 ACP is negligible and doesn't make much of a difference.

    • @andyfriederichsen
      @andyfriederichsen Рік тому

      @@ncrtrooper7246 Gun laws in Chicago are very strict and yet there is still an insane level of gun violence compared to cities with less strict gun laws.

  • @thebaronlouis8619
    @thebaronlouis8619 Рік тому +539

    11:46 I just now noticed that the animation shows a dude throwing a smoke grenade from Dust 2 that lands on Mirage.

    • @rocketptheracoon9226
      @rocketptheracoon9226 Рік тому +23

      He said they were quarterbacks, it's probably not that far from dust 2 to aps :/

  • @thenewkid1642
    @thenewkid1642 Рік тому +1

    Haven’t watched you in a while but this video and the animations just reminds me why you’re content is so unique and amazing 😂🤣

  • @WashingMachine.
    @WashingMachine. Рік тому +3

    Fun fact about the zeus: in some parts of the world its not lethal, instead it shows a special animation, or it shows the same ragdoll but you can see the body twitching.

  • @ImHere27
    @ImHere27 Рік тому +13724

    Badger won’t stop until he has swaws in every game he enjoys

  • @centrictero
    @centrictero Рік тому +287

    Smii7y and RussianBadger in the same room.
    I can die in peace now, knowing that the pure comedic duo I watch whenever I can snorted gamer supps together

    • @unholy_soldier5355
      @unholy_soldier5355 Рік тому +15

      I literally questioned my sanity when badge said "Hey smii7y".

    • @midge2671
      @midge2671 Рік тому +5

      Did the same thing. Actually had to reload the page cause I thought I was goin insane.

    • @kinologan5074
      @kinologan5074 Рік тому +2

      @@unholy_soldier5355 Im so glad I wasn’t the only one.

  • @Xmark3000
    @Xmark3000 Рік тому

    These videos make me want to get good at fps games and goof around with friends
    Best content I've come across in a long time

  • @Lasarius
    @Lasarius 11 місяців тому +1

    i haven't heard the main menu music in such a long time thanks for the nostalgic memories

  • @JupiterDude3000
    @JupiterDude3000 Рік тому +364

    I’m so happy- it’s been almost 2 months, so you knew like a 30 minute video coming, and that he poured his heart and soul into this video just like the Fallout video. AND SMII7Y?? Bro. Even though his segments in this video were small, it was memorable in its own way and it’s always awesome when he expands more and more people into his videos

    • @Jack-hp9yw
      @Jack-hp9yw Рік тому +7

      Yeah I like badger so much that I have figured out the longest he won’t upload is around 3 months unless something happens he usually uploads every month or 2 months and it will be around 20 to 30 minutes

    • @Deleted-Banana
      @Deleted-Banana Рік тому +4

      More lore.

    • @JoMiMi_h
      @JoMiMi_h Рік тому +5

      AND FRANZJ

    • @exalted_space9224
      @exalted_space9224 Рік тому +6

      He got da milk

  • @cdestroyer2180
    @cdestroyer2180 Рік тому +523

    I do love how even when VR Badger Is holding a gun and not ready to shoot he has trigger discipline, good job being a role model of the kids

    • @vobsvids
      @vobsvids Рік тому +26

      *motion capture*

    • @jacksonbloodmoon3787
      @jacksonbloodmoon3787 Рік тому +1

      ^

    • @jackmio
      @jackmio Рік тому +13

      i wouldn't be surprised if he was holding a completely empty gun for those parts

    • @baseballjustin5
      @baseballjustin5 Рік тому +14

      @@jackmio rule number X; Treat every gun as if it's loaded

    • @omoriperocondrip9130
      @omoriperocondrip9130 Рік тому +6

      @@baseballjustin5 even when you are aiming to the ground, you don't know if you can or not shoot to your own foot

  • @mikey_blueskies7019
    @mikey_blueskies7019 7 місяців тому +1

    Rewatching this video makes me want more Badger + Smii7y collabs

  • @landonbonnoitt1625
    @landonbonnoitt1625 9 місяців тому

    I love seeing both of my fav tubers in 1 vid (A Badger and a Milkbag)

  • @fr3nk-01
    @fr3nk-01 Рік тому +228

    "I know you fuckers know the size of a 9mm"
    Me, an italian who lives in Italy, where the guns are based on the kind of pasta you load in
    Spaghetti Barret
    Penne Rigate Beretta
    Maccheroni SPAS

    • @giulgu17
      @giulgu17 Рік тому +3

      Noi come unità di misura usiamo maccheroni per pizze

    • @fr3nk-01
      @fr3nk-01 Рік тому +7

      @@giulgu17 pizza per debito pubblico

    • @jacemckinley6696
      @jacemckinley6696 Рік тому +8

      I gotta ask... Do you load your grenade launchers with meatballs?

    • @fr3nk-01
      @fr3nk-01 Рік тому +5

      @@jacemckinley6696 our granades are Sicilian "Arancini"

    • @thegreatdanish6778
      @thegreatdanish6778 Рік тому +3

      Hit em with the Spaghetti Barretti

  • @kryskiller666
    @kryskiller666 Рік тому +534

    It doesn't bother me, it doesn't bother me... It bothers me, IT BOTHERS ME A LOT - AND THAT ONE IS STILL GREEN!
    Perfect execution there with the TFS reference, lad!

    • @loft777
      @loft777 Рік тому +21

      it's always a good time when you encounter a wild TFS reference

    • @thatguysean1845
      @thatguysean1845 Рік тому

      When did that happen?

    • @thefool8224
      @thefool8224 Рік тому +2

      @@thatguysean1845 .when perfect cell was making the tournament ring

    • @thatguysean1845
      @thatguysean1845 Рік тому +1

      @@thefool8224 oh i know that, i mean when did it happen in the video.

    • @thefool8224
      @thefool8224 Рік тому +3

      @@thatguysean1845 .oh thats what you meant
      1:24

  • @AkesandPains
    @AkesandPains 7 місяців тому +2

    “Nah bro, he do be certified in HVAC” kills me everytime.

  • @tartanclad3476
    @tartanclad3476 8 місяців тому +1

    I enjoy the sheer obscurity of some of the stuff in your video. Particularily that I heard the 'Missile launch' sound effect from the 2003 game Rise of Nations at 4:55.

  • @Camothedoge
    @Camothedoge Рік тому +933

    "badger won't stop till he has Swaws in every game he enjoys" - plague doctor just you wait, he's gonna walk to valve and beat the Devs until they get Swaws in.

    • @blarghinatelazer9394
      @blarghinatelazer9394 Рік тому +25

      Oh God, this is why he moved to Seattle. To threaten Valve.

    • @loganboi3222
      @loganboi3222 Рік тому +4

      THE BEST OF THE BEST

    • @Camothedoge
      @Camothedoge Рік тому +11

      @@blarghinatelazer9394 it was all a part of his plan.

    • @Camothedoge
      @Camothedoge Рік тому +11

      @@blarghinatelazer9394 he's gonna get them to put Swaws in tf2

    • @nicholasdarrylh.9062
      @nicholasdarrylh.9062 Рік тому +6

      @@Camothedoge if anyone could get valve to update tf2, its someone looking for swaws

  • @erikwoodruff5643
    @erikwoodruff5643 Рік тому +385

    Skulker with his soundboard never fails to entertain

    • @Vrozkrokop
      @Vrozkrokop Рік тому +16

      This video had enough material for another skulker sound compilation from clipchannels

    • @buccaneerguy8197
      @buccaneerguy8197 Рік тому +3

      That or he just gives you a headache 🤣

  • @illusiveaxeman9164
    @illusiveaxeman9164 Рік тому

    Nothing like re-watching the funny Badger guy to cure my sickness. Always a good time.

  • @Doom-5476
    @Doom-5476 3 місяці тому +1

    Bro i actually tried to move less and lower sens and got a 18 kill streak in a different shooting game, these tips do work after all 🔥

  • @TheRealFrozenFire
    @TheRealFrozenFire Рік тому +249

    20:35 "I dont really like the AWP"
    *(dies instantly)*
    I have no clue why but that part just absolutely broke me.

    • @khoelindawati6716
      @khoelindawati6716 Рік тому

      74 likes no comment gonna need to update THAT SHIT

    • @bitronic6706
      @bitronic6706 Рік тому

      the fucking "headshotted while talking" gag never got old in this lmao

    • @TheRealFrozenFire
      @TheRealFrozenFire Рік тому

      @@bitronic6706 nor will it ever in my eyes

  • @darrentj8887
    @darrentj8887 Рік тому +452

    The part at 1:38 made me picture Badger just lying in the fetal position in a multiple thousand dollar mocap suit and that's hilarious

  • @alexbarr6160
    @alexbarr6160 Рік тому +3

    Smii7y and badger the collab I never knew I wanted

  • @pippacorfe5485
    @pippacorfe5485 Рік тому

    I'm terrible at these type of games but still love watching this
    because Badger is so entertaining and funny.

  • @Vortex6024
    @Vortex6024 Рік тому +858

    FINALLY, THE SMII7Y AND BADGER CROSSOVER WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!!!

  • @davecrupel2817
    @davecrupel2817 Рік тому +500

    HF: "They're claiming hide & seek, which means they're in the portapotty. Which means you open it, I'll zeus em."
    TRB: "mkay."
    *Gets Cosmically Fvcked.*

  • @warlikespace
    @warlikespace 7 місяців тому

    Badger is the only UA-camr I watch the ad for it's worth it

  • @jimmydagaminggod9187
    @jimmydagaminggod9187 Рік тому

    Badger is the only UA-camr that makes it fun watching the sponsors

  • @slavicsquid1316
    @slavicsquid1316 Рік тому +863

    This guy knows how to make quality content, didn’t even realize 28 minutes had passed until the video was over

  • @neonike4912
    @neonike4912 Рік тому +1207

    Badger: "Your cat stole your radiator? How does a cat steal a radiator?"
    Smii7y: "Dis cat goofy as hell. What the hell?"
    Geuce: "Nah, bro he do be certified in HVAC"
    Smii7y: "HAHAHAHA"

    • @admiral_waffles533
      @admiral_waffles533 Рік тому +49

      22:59 For the scene

    • @boopboop9313
      @boopboop9313 Рік тому +23

      Thanks I really needed lyrics for this video

    • @snowyhamster8932
      @snowyhamster8932 Рік тому +12

      We need more Smii7y on this channel.

    • @bru9383
      @bru9383 Рік тому +8

      @@snowyhamster8932 More of Smii7y in general

    • @spikeimperial
      @spikeimperial Рік тому

      Can someone explain this to a sleep deprived man please who needs to eat some sugar?

  • @bensagerman8870
    @bensagerman8870 8 місяців тому +1

    I had a similar experience, sucked ass for my first 40 hours, and the second I stood still whilst shooting, was the game that I was accused of toggling. Good memories.

  • @RenegadesReact
    @RenegadesReact Рік тому +647

    This video was A Certified Hood Classic! SWAWS!

  • @midnightkale8621
    @midnightkale8621 Рік тому +295

    When the world needed him most, he has returned with Smi77y and Kyroz. Truly a certified hood classic.

    • @notsmii7y
      @notsmii7y Рік тому +23

      Was not expecting Smii7y and kryoz honestly

    • @ixepictroll258
      @ixepictroll258 Рік тому +1

      Kryoz?

    • @kfcwaifu3.063
      @kfcwaifu3.063 Рік тому

      Kyroz is in this video?

    • @notsmii7y
      @notsmii7y Рік тому +1

      @@ixepictroll258 I think so. I saw Smii7y

    • @notsmii7y
      @notsmii7y Рік тому

      @@ixepictroll258 actually, check the description. I didn’t see kryox

  • @jamiegladwell8770
    @jamiegladwell8770 Рік тому +1

    I genuinely wasn't expecting SMII7Y in this video! XDDDDD So good to see the Canadian milk bag in a Badger video!

  • @lincolnpatchett7364
    @lincolnpatchett7364 Рік тому +11

    Badger is the only guy who can make a sponsorship message entertaining

  • @splunkmastah4609
    @splunkmastah4609 Рік тому +201

    Badger during the recording: “I got the money to make poor financial decisions”
    Badger at the end of the video post-recording: “My money situation is no bueno”
    *Somethin’s Wrong I Can Feel It*

    • @conan2096
      @conan2096 Рік тому +6

      when you spend over a grand on lootcrates for a knife....yeah you probably asked for that money situation lol.

  • @easysqweasy
    @easysqweasy Рік тому +278

    24:06 Badger was scoped in for *2 F R A M E S*

    • @Functionhead1
      @Functionhead1 Рік тому +13

      EXACTLY 2

    • @easysqweasy
      @easysqweasy Рік тому +5

      @@Functionhead1 YES

    • @snwmat
      @snwmat Рік тому +15

      one hell of a quick scope

    • @easysqweasy
      @easysqweasy Рік тому +10

      @@snwmat the quickest scope
      unless we can find someone scoped in for one frame

  • @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123
    @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123 5 місяців тому

    Watching RussianBadger has taught me that the end all be all in a game is not "am I winning" but rather "am I having fun" and honestly that has opened my eyes. I may not be and may never be good at the games I play, but I have fun playing them and that's all that's important

  • @thefunkolord6454
    @thefunkolord6454 7 місяців тому

    These videos are a fever dream

  • @Witherbrine98
    @Witherbrine98 Рік тому +383

    Marvel: Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover ever
    Badger & Smii7y: Hold my Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000.

    • @eringobraugh2485
      @eringobraugh2485 Рік тому +4

      I was thinking the same thing. So weird but so perfect

    • @thechaossociety7453
      @thechaossociety7453 Рік тому +6

      You forgot to put the 9000, put some respect on its name.

    • @Witherbrine98
      @Witherbrine98 Рік тому +3

      @@thechaossociety7453 Fixed now, my dude.

    • @khoelindawati6716
      @khoelindawati6716 Рік тому +3

      The L4D2 video
      What did you say mortal

    • @koda5200
      @koda5200 Рік тому +6

      Now we need heavenly and grizzy

  • @IAA2152
    @IAA2152 Рік тому +393

    Badgers entire existence is a "woke spartan" meme...
    Badger: "I don't know what I'm doing, but I know it's gonna work."

  • @Hurricanekid71
    @Hurricanekid71 Місяць тому +1

    Badger, I will say I started playing CS2 recently, and used the things you said in this video, and I’m actually not half bad. I still get stomped in competitive, but on casual 10v10 I’m actually pretty decent. And I still do stupid stuff all the time, like flashing a room (with myself in it) and just spraying my AK

  • @keysgaming6830
    @keysgaming6830 8 місяців тому

    25:30. I got my first ever ace on Dust II. It was a last man standing, galil ace while they had the bomb down. I had 40 seconds to reach the site, kill a full team, and diffuse. And I pulled it off with the goddamn Galil

  • @user-fq7eh3jz7u
    @user-fq7eh3jz7u Рік тому +380

    Badger’s logic: learn hardest things so easy things are easier
    *Me out here learning quantum mechanics so I can breeze through times tables* :😎🧠

    • @quitkid8727
      @quitkid8727 Рік тому +4

      This big brain time

    • @stahduhst
      @stahduhst Рік тому +5

      Learns Molecular Physics to understand where pee is stored

    • @stahduhst
      @stahduhst Рік тому +1

      Learns Molecular Physics to understand where pee is stored

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 Рік тому +2

      @@stahduhst It's stored in the eyes, that's what the little crystals that form around your eyes are made of

    • @stahduhst
      @stahduhst Рік тому +3

      @@hazeltree7738 YEARS OF A ACADEMY TRAINING WASTED

  • @TerminalLag
    @TerminalLag Рік тому +712

    “This is not a guide”
    Ironically his experience and journey is a guide.
    Also 19:15 is fucking sending me with Bing constantly saying “You better start running Badger”.

    • @KungFuCutbug
      @KungFuCutbug Рік тому +9

      Badger better start running

    • @gavinalley9279
      @gavinalley9279 Рік тому +2

      He better start running

    • @raymond9479
      @raymond9479 Рік тому

      15:49
      small weewee power
      that guy angry that calling out small weewee

  • @Did_I_ask
    @Did_I_ask Рік тому +1

    To be honest bager is the only person that makes me laugh nowadays he earned sub

  • @AHH_IM_DYING
    @AHH_IM_DYING 8 місяців тому +1

    I've heard that fart sound so many times now it seems like it's starting to mute itself.

  • @Paytonzane
    @Paytonzane Рік тому +3059

    "It doesn't bother me,
    IT BOTHERS ME A LOT"
    "And THAT one's still GREEN!"
    Ah, fellow TFS enjoyers, men of culture, nice.

    • @ragingrhino4422
      @ragingrhino4422 Рік тому +79

      I can't not say other TFS quotes when I hear that

    • @carsonproctorofficial
      @carsonproctorofficial Рік тому +16

      What’s TFS?

    • @hawkshot867
      @hawkshot867 Рік тому +94

      Get that badger a cannon. Badgers love cannons.

    • @carsonproctorofficial
      @carsonproctorofficial Рік тому +22

      @@hawkshot867 oh yeah I know them! I watched all the dragon ball z abridged and hellsing ultimate abridged stuff they’ve made! I just totally spaced on the acronym and the reference.

    • @rasoser1249
      @rasoser1249 Рік тому +5

      Team Four Star. They made an Abridged of Dragon Ball Z, that's where the reference is from