If anyone wants to know what the error message says when the Buldozer despawns at 5:51 , it’s “Bulldozer has crashed. Bulldozer is pretty much done with this day so he is heading out. Please restart the thermal drill” As soon as I realized that, I laughed out loud! XD
"911 what's your emergency?" "The bank is being robbed and assaulted by guys with large spoons!" "Okay sir the police is on the way." "I AM THE POLICE."
Remember, you can buy a comically large spoon irl, which means if you really wanted to pull of a irl payday you can buy a custom comically large spoon and use it
@@lazyer0511 we need to see that in payday 3 mozzie character pack, pizzaboy perk deck themed around pizza and incendiaries because, you know, cooking the pizza like federal agents
This reminds me of an old D&D campaign my dad told me about. He said that his party was fighting a god, and the god requested a parlay when one of the party members ran at him with a carpet. When they asked the reason the god said "If something defies logic, there must be a much higher chance of it killing me than traditional arms and armor." The god was right in the fact that the carpet was a carpet of smothering that got buffed by another god giving blessings to the players. If the carpet hit, there is no save, no spells, no powers, and no strength that can break free from it until the word is spoken to release it.
@@unstable875 To be fair, the character also had the invulnerable coat of arnd, which has the side effect of making the player character think they are unable to be killed.
5:37 Idk, there's just something so amusing about seeing a cloaker with a massive sombrero. Maybe its that for an enemy that's supposed to be stealthy and dexterous, a sombrero is the worst thing to have.
When Martin said that he didn’t see any Milky Ways, I don’t know if it was a joke or not, but I think he was referring to the chocolate bar, and Badger was thinking of the galaxy.
Fun (apparently false, see replys) fact about the spoon of gold: It has such high concealment, the only thing more concealed than it is fists, thats right, fists give you one higher concealment than the hulking spoon of gold, so along with it being an instant kill on unarmored guards, and being silent, it's PERFECT for a stealth build
That’s absolutely not true, over half the melees have 30 base concealment, the absolute max you can acquire without the use of skills. Although the spoon is fun in stealth, it’s not the second best melee for concealment, not by a long shot.
@@squishmellow3 That's due to the high concealment of your other weapons counteracting the concealment loss on your melee slot, most melees would keep you at 3 concealment.
"Dig to China like you were told you could as a kid. Hopefully you don't experience any human rights violations on the way down." Oh my god I love this channel.
3:36) what the hell badger hit him so hard that he spaghetti manned into another dimension😂 like literally once you see the spaghetti man you can’t unsee it. Also I can’t believe badger didn’t catch that, he just thought the dude despawned
5:19 it's hilarious that they are basically pointing and laughing at a bulldozer like a group 19th century English men in a fight surrounding a lone guy
Yeah I got the first one and my arm hurt like a bitch (different side effects for every person such as fatigue or fever or no side effects) for the next two days. The nurse who administered it said the second one will cause more side effects. Don’t let that discourage you from getting vaccinated tho. :)
4:06 Badger: "If one of you assholes can pull off a stealth build with this hulking spoon, I'd be mighty impressed." *me over here full stealth build sitting at 3 concealment with Comically Large Spoon of Gold*
It's not even that hard to do which is fucking amazing. I never thought I'd be able to bash guard's heads in with a giant piece of silverware. Every game should have a damn spoon as a melee
@@TheBingoAstro I so much wish Valve added the comically large spoon as a reskin to stock melee's for all classes so I could run around as Scout bashing Pyro's heads in with a giant piece of cutlery. Also make it gold too.
0:34 - 0:44 Can we just appreciate the fact that he added this completely unrelated scene purely for shitpost purposes, while still taking the time to add jiggle physics.
That’s literally what I said and as soon as I noticed it I could not stop laughing😂 but I do wonder though what causes that to happen from a game developer/gameplay standpoint?
I actually readied the book not to long time ago and it funny yet weird hearing badger quote it when he talk about the vemon looking helment in payday 2 what is going on.
Badgers content has just evolved so Damn well over the years. There's clearly been massive changes in how the works done. He's never gotten complacent and continues tying to elevate the quality of his content for us all. My fuckin guy, the GOAT of memes and meaningful content being mixed
0:54 the thing is, that's literally meltdown, no exaggeration, the whole time bain is like "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU NEED NUKES FOR!?" and vlad is just like "eh, i got a buyerdontworryaboutit"
You have raised the bar for all of UA-cam gaming with all of the insane mo-cap work you put in. Amazing work 👌
spoon
spoon
Yea, its crazy. Like, completely unnecessary sometimes. But it becomes so much better.
Spoon
Spoon
"Hey badger, how much payday can we have?'
"Only a spoonful!"
(comically large spoon is released)
yes my greed has been satisfied
“Released”
Large spoon patch 2.83
Lol
@@grimm254 spoon.
Spoon Goon
Everyone else’s heist: *incoherent shrieks*
Badgers heists: *C L O A M K E R*
*Bulldomzer*
Oh! I think...
*Captain Wimters*
Spemcer
Clom
Geumce
Beautiful
I love how they’re such good buddies with the voice actor of Mozzie where they can just casually call him Martin
Fucking chad moments
Fucking chad moments
Fucking chad moments
Yeah, it's pretty great.
Do you agree with a comically large Dallas mask
12:52
I can just imagine Dallas having an insane supply of his own masks in different colors and textures on his wardrobe.
Sydney making the umpteenth Dallas mask.
"Fucking Dallas"
"no, no, no, no, eeeh no, no, no- wait go back, actually yes!"
hours later: "i should have picked the second one..."
Nah he just keeps them in his pocket
and a suit for them all
"how y'all feel about green beans ?"
Twitch : "wait, that's illegal"
*Literal pornography*
Twitch : "this is fine"
Dr pepper, that would be a good name for a scientist in a scp breach
Hella true twitch is just a simp fck
Green Beans coffee?
under cough "anility"
@@Realdinger88 armouranth is worse
"My spoon's too big..."
-Old Klingon Proverb
Hello there
Yay new video
No
yay new vid soon btw love the vids from iraq
Eyy
*Guy walks toward you with a spoon*
“Please don’t, I’m scared”
“You should be.”
For I am the end.
“Please! PLEASE I HAVE A FAMILY!!!”
“I know. THEY’RE NEXT.”
@@LordDeathwing17 Y E S
If anyone wants to know what the error message says when the Buldozer despawns at 5:51 , it’s “Bulldozer has crashed. Bulldozer is pretty much done with this day so he is heading out. Please restart the thermal drill”
As soon as I realized that, I laughed out loud! XD
& the options are cancel yes or fuck
Badger: “Vietnam Veteran Venom”
Venom: *Eddie, THEY’RE IN THE TREES!!*
Bruh, i automaticaly read that in Venoms voice XD
Forten sun intensefeies
LMAO
*painted black intensifies*
Excuse me, i think the word you're looking for is Ve'nam
"911 what's your emergency?"
"The bank is being robbed and assaulted by guys with large spoons!"
"Okay sir the police is on the way."
"I AM THE POLICE."
@MaximillianMus r/swoosh
@@darrenart2263 thats...not how that works
@@loretus3512 Oh I'm sorry. R/woosh.
@@darrenart2263 that's still not how that works.
@@YataTheFifteenth r/swhooshish
when I saw the comically large spoon I just knew this video was coming
Ikr
Yeah
Well all did
Is dat that one guy who plays with that Irish guy
YOO
Remember, you can buy a comically large spoon irl, which means if you really wanted to pull of a irl payday you can buy a custom comically large spoon and use it
I can't find it online
@@insanitygaming1526 why you looking for it lol
you can also buy a glock and do real life payday that way
@@Djammin14 my goals are beyond your understanding
@@insanitygaming1526 understandable, have a nice day!
6:30
The idea that the Payday gang get so good at heists that they flat out ORDER PIZZA during the act of ROBBING A BANK kills me.
The question is, would they let the pizza be a heister?
@@ilimuninati4929 it's just mozzie with his pizza helmet as his mask
@@lazyer0511 Perfect.
@@lazyer0511 we need to see that in payday 3
mozzie character pack, pizzaboy perk deck themed around pizza and incendiaries because, you know, cooking the pizza like federal agents
@@lazyer0511
"Ayo, the pizza here!"
Dozer gets run over by mozzie on a dirt bike
16:03 i like how badger ALMOST FORGOT that he helps kids with cancer
He forgor
@@gymngames45 *dies of unfunny*
@@aggroash7717 ok anime pfp
The power of the spoon
@@aggroash7717 k
Having Dallas dancing like a clown with the text "I'm rasing money for kids with cancer" next to it is the kind of content I'm here for
👁👄👁
I feel so bad for laughing for 5 minutes at that
Timestamp pliz
@@noahboatsalot end of the video, but I expect you have already seen it considering I said this 3 hours after you.
Reminds me of Kevin riding a banana in a hot tub saying “it’s for the children”
if you look closely. that medic does not dissapear at 3:35, he very comically ragdolls his ass to the moon.
Man just said “I must go my planet need me!”
"I must go, some special units need me."
Bro took the ✌️🧔🏿♂️ meme seriously
I shut my pants that hard when I saw him disappear
PD2 developers : *"You think you guys can just bully us to add spoons and just walk away?"*
Badger & friends : *_"Yeah"_*
PD2 developers: Understandable, have a nice day, also please buy payday 2? XD
Nonono, understandable, here’s a gold-plated comically large spoon for murdering a bunch of police and swat officers
This reminds me of an old D&D campaign my dad told me about. He said that his party was fighting a god, and the god requested a parlay when one of the party members ran at him with a carpet. When they asked the reason the god said "If something defies logic, there must be a much higher chance of it killing me than traditional arms and armor." The god was right in the fact that the carpet was a carpet of smothering that got buffed by another god giving blessings to the players. If the carpet hit, there is no save, no spells, no powers, and no strength that can break free from it until the word is spoken to release it.
comically large rug
Actually mortified because of a carpet
I'm going to rush you with a carpet
God: *sharp inhale* welp guess I'm fucked
"If it looks stupid, be afraid of it."
@@unstable875 To be fair, the character also had the invulnerable coat of arnd, which has the side effect of making the player character think they are unable to be killed.
Badger : "Bullying Gets Results"
Highschool Jocks : "words to live by"
Yup, results like suicide/mass shooting.
@@m00nyin82 Exactly
@@m00nyin82 This is called clearing
It's just sanitising society from the unfit.
Yea not really
5:37 Idk, there's just something so amusing about seeing a cloaker with a massive sombrero. Maybe its that for an enemy that's supposed to be stealthy and dexterous, a sombrero is the worst thing to have.
It’s like Raiden’s disguise in Mexico just being him in a sombrero and a poncho.
Bajur: Wants a spoon that has been deemed to brutal for warfare
Almir Listo: You had me at spoon
Badger just described his own content when talking about the spoon: So good, so satisfying, and so stupid, all at the same time. 🤣
all in one sentence
@@kaltsalat7495 bruh
"One of those psychos just toke out one of ours with a SPOON!" You could tell this to someone and that would summarize payday 2 for them.
Followed by "Does that maniac have a FUCKIN *_SAW?!_* "
Why is this so true, Payday 2 is so incredibly dumb, but immensely fun
3:03 I love how grouse just goes, "RATTLE EM BOYS GEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGE" like a fuckin 1920's skeleton mobster
I see what you did there
Ye ino it was hilarious
I can't unthink this damn you random
ua-cam.com/video/CyfiEInKbUM/v-deo.html
@@jackalofmidnight5325 Look up rattle em boys and see the arm animation. Then you'll never unsee it.
I am so for Martin joining badger’s group permanently. He bounces off them so well.
Yes, he is a blessing~
When Martin said that he didn’t see any Milky Ways, I don’t know if it was a joke or not, but I think he was referring to the chocolate bar, and Badger was thinking of the galaxy.
@@codwarhero9883 is that like the mcu where that shit in the sky
Martin for Payday 3
Every group needs an old man to round it out.
"Hey, can i get some ammo?"
"Only a mag full"
*pulls out comically large mag*
this needs to have more likes lol
Who wants some ammo bro
@@jetstreamattano4176 Since when did our drones become competent?
@@failuretv814 Somebody ask for some ammo bro?
We need this in Payday 2 now
Fun (apparently false, see replys) fact about the spoon of gold:
It has such high concealment, the only thing more concealed than it is fists, thats right, fists give you one higher concealment than the hulking spoon of gold, so along with it being an instant kill on unarmored guards, and being silent, it's PERFECT for a stealth build
That’s absolutely not true, over half the melees have 30 base concealment, the absolute max you can acquire without the use of skills. Although the spoon is fun in stealth, it’s not the second best melee for concealment, not by a long shot.
@@Nosyyy I mean, my stealth build which normally has 4 concealment, only goes down to 3 when i equip the fists instead of the spoon
@@squishmellow3 That's due to the high concealment of your other weapons counteracting the concealment loss on your melee slot, most melees would keep you at 3 concealment.
@@Nosyyy good to know, i shall now edit my misinformed comment
@@MadWatcher oh I’d take loud over stealth any day, but stealth is nice for infamy grinding or when you’re alone
"People were born after 2000? That shit aint real"
Me: *disintegrates*
Same
You where actually born several years prior, but your legal and physical age hasn't changed a bit.
Ah shit *also disintegrates*
Bruh, I’m from 2004. He doesn’t think we existed.
@@droidmaker7932 I'm 2004 too, and I don't exist.
"Hey bank how much money can i get"
"Only a spoonful"
(comically large spoon is released)
MONEY
I heard that reverb
M U N E E
International bank of MONEE
@@riceironi3961 *m o n a y*
The United Bank of MONEY.
"Tell me about the rabbits, George" just hit me like that spoon did to all the dozers
Worst bit of jail bait I ever seen.
Bro my aunt told me about that story
Of Clowns and Cops… 🤧
That was a good book
ikr i got nostalgic
6:01 that Cloaker is getting the taste of his own medicine.
"Can i cook some meth?"
*"Only a spoonful."*
meth more like haroin
What the dog doin'?
@@therussianbadger350 hello, AI
*Breaking Bad theme intensifies*
@MaximillianMus Stop.
"Dig to China like you were told you could as a kid. Hopefully you don't experience any human rights violations on the way down."
Oh my god I love this channel.
Well it's treu
//Police assault in progress//
@@markusallen6818 under appreciated lul I just put 2 in 2 together
Welcome to the cult B R Ø T H E R
Hmm true
"The video is about a comically large spoon, not a comically large woman"
- Badger 2021
*sad simping noises*
her jiggle when she first appears in the vid tho
Large woman:IMMA KILL U
*later shows a comically large Joe Biden and comically small Jimmy Carter*
@MaximillianMus Stop. Get a life.
3:36) what the hell badger hit him so hard that he spaghetti manned into another dimension😂 like literally once you see the spaghetti man you can’t unsee it. Also I can’t believe badger didn’t catch that, he just thought the dude despawned
"Can I get some money?"
"Only a spoonful."
(pulls out comically large spoon, plated in gold and smacks the other guy so hard it sets him on fire)
Is that a drip npc from half life and garries mod as your profile picture? Because that's epic
@@TFSPY962 You know it, Male_07 Drip
i know male_07 drip when i see it baby
"these videos take a month to make"
Oh no, he's turning into Womble
Hey at least the content is high quality.
@@Guardian-of-Light137 Yeah but Womble fell off after a while, let's hope god emperor Aldi Gump doesn't do the same
@@VictorDude98 nah womble still the goat
The calloooooout
@@armas2k193 agree to disagree then, his newer videos just don’t hit like the older ones.
Conspiracy theorist: "The Moon landings were fake"
Big brain counter theory: "You believe in the Moon?"
You see a moon, I see a giant space station
@@vaulthunterfromterra4053 You say space station. I say dinner plate.
@@ryanchong9965 you say plate, I say comically large spoon.
@@sumrandomseal694 You say spoon, I say fork
@@trialsvol2989 You say fork, I say spork
Bro, at 1:24 I just realized that was a nut shot and I felt that so hard.
Badger: *sees a shotgun
Badger: "Is this a Mossberg 500?"
I Dont ge the joke.
“American, powerful, reliable, American, and most importantly American”
@@OperatorKevlar it’s because that shotgun was not a Mossberg
@@OperatorKevlar every time Badger uses a shotgun, he calls it a Mossberg 500; even when it's clearly not
@@a_plague_doctor2393 “i’ve got 46 more shell’s in this five round magazine”
Gus J.
5:19 it's hilarious that they are basically pointing and laughing at a bulldozer like a group 19th century English men in a fight surrounding a lone guy
England throughout most of Human history... Until the victims fight back
@@__Insanity_ OMG THE PRECURE ARE HERE 6:29
THE BUFFON IF FLUMMOXED
the buffoon is flummoxed
Robs bank with spoon:
You take a sip from your trusty vault 13 canteen
Yes
Yes
Si
Indeed
Absolutely
"I wonder what degenerates are doing with Lady Dimitresce?"
Russianbadger:
Bruh
"This is what dying feels like.
Gonna catch me ridin' dirty-"
YES FINALLY HE RETURNED WITH THE SPOON
Only a spoon fool
The spoon
YESSSS
S P O O N
*grabs Spoon*
Badger: “We bullied Almir Listo into adding in a comically large spoon.”
Also Badger: “C L O N K E R .”
No its clomker!
Both of you are wrong its cloamker
C L O A M K E R *
I've got your spoonful right fuckin' here!
Love how you can hear Heavenly practically pissing himself in the background at 11:47
Green beans is a slur against the kids who sat out during gym class in middle school, which makes up the entire twitch moderation team
I hope this is fact coz that shits funny af
I thought those were String Beans
XD
@@lukedeakin7124 I like to think that Green Beans and String Beans are almost synonymous for most people.
Oi, don't insult me by calling me a twitch mod
“This thing hits like the second shot of the vaccine” -russianbadger circa 2021
Wait, is the second vaccine shot actually like that? Because I haven't even had the first one.
@@IamaPERSON yep. Its makes you feel like shit for a while
@@IamaPERSON the second hit of the vaccine hits harder than the disease itself
Yeah just got the second dose like 5 minutes ago I’ll tell y’all if I’m dead for a couple days
Yeah I got the first one and my arm hurt like a bitch (different side effects for every person such as fatigue or fever or no side effects) for the next two days. The nurse who administered it said the second one will cause more side effects. Don’t let that discourage you from getting vaccinated tho. :)
Fun fact: TF2 does not rely on coconut.jpg, that is a myth.
Coconut.jpg actually works with a soldier taunt.
*sips coffee with coconutty content*
TF2 does require the 3D model for a cardboard cow to run, so that’s close enough
@@subparusername9172 lmao
@@subparusername9172 However, it does not require the texture. Therefore, you can "remove" the cow and have an untextured cow-shaped *thing*
coconut.jpg relies on TF2
5:38 Everyone gangsta till cloaker starts speaking Spanish
What does he say I don't understand Spanish
4:06
Badger: "If one of you assholes can pull off a stealth build with this hulking spoon, I'd be mighty impressed."
*me over here full stealth build sitting at 3 concealment with Comically Large Spoon of Gold*
It's not even that hard to do which is fucking amazing. I never thought I'd be able to bash guard's heads in with a giant piece of silverware. Every game should have a damn spoon as a melee
When I run out of cable ties
Me: burn them all!
@@TheBingoAstro bonus points if you use the mod that turns enemies killed by the Comically Large Spoon of Gold into golden statues
@@TheBingoAstro I so much wish Valve added the comically large spoon as a reskin to stock melee's for all classes so I could run around as Scout bashing Pyro's heads in with a giant piece of cutlery. Also make it gold too.
@@ryanthemostwantedfurry1281 So, a reskin of the Golden Frying Pan then? :P
Badger: "Hey how many nukes do you want?"
Payday: "only a spoonful!"
Wha-?
@@Crusade6539 yes
@@Crusade6539 yes
@@Crusade6539 y e s
Wait somebody deleted my comment or something
5:17
I love the puzzled look as they turn around violently trying to find out what the hell is going on and why a man has a large spoon
Payday gang: how much blood shed can we do
Cops:only a spoon full
Payday gang: pull out 4 comicly large spoons
Cops: well s**t
The next dlc's gonna be breaking into badger's house n confiscating his motion tracking 😂
Bully dev for kingpin
Lord listo will definitely add that
Nah it’s gonna be a heist for badger he’s gonna tell you to rob UA-cam headquarters
Cloaker shows up: you call that resisting arrest I call this a difficulty tweak.
Ngl they probably would do this
"Jacket the Chicken man running at FBI agents with a giant spoon"
Kellogg's Ads are getting a little out of hand these days
This is what you dream about when your body temperature is so high you feel like your brain is melting
HE NEEDS HIS FROSTIES
@@eyeblech2001 SWAT AND BULLDOZER THEY ARE TWO SCARED ON FEAR OF PRECURE IN 4:27 AND 5:01
"Yall like green beans?"
Twitch: "He knows too much, get him!"
*"Rattle 'em, boys!"*
That’s 100 rounds of pure democracy
Bruh green beans are illegal on twitch
Its probably not allowed because its a question instead of a prediction
Bully dev for kingpin
11:51 had me on a tombstone . Badger: “Vietnam Veteran Venom”Venom: Eddie, THEY’RE IN THE TREES!!.
"Yo dawg, can I get a cut?"
"Only a spoonful!"
...
*Badge proceeds to take out 24K comically large spoon*
“Hey Bain can I have a nuclear war head”
“Only a spoonful”
…
"Hey badger can we have some shit post?"
"only a spoonful"
*Comically large spoon appears from the depths*
Truth is, the spoon was here from the start
@@ConnonBallk7 bonks you on the head
Halo theme plays
"how many hints did you give the devs?"
"only a spoonful!"
*pulls out comically large spoon *
“What are you gonna do with these nukes”
“Eh don’t worry about it”
Bro explained vlad
" Hey bank employee, can I have some money ? "
" yeah sure badger, only a spoonful "
*comically large spoon*
I love how proud he looks with himself after he rips the garand ping
Bully dev for kingpin
* Hears sirens in the distance* Aye yo, the pizza is coming.
🤣
*hears banging on the door* The pizzas here!
America 100
3:03 rattle em boys
Play it repeatedly and it sounds like a song
Twitch streamer: "blinks"
Twitch HQ: you weren't supposed to do that
*Male twitch streamer
@@ajminadhimi8985 we live in a society
@@stylishniggachannel4763 Beef
The revival of the “Just a spoonful” meme is probably the best thing to come out of 2021 so far
Me robbing the bank: *grabs comically large spoon made of gold that can set people on fire*
Let’s see if we can get kingpin
I still question where the guy got the spoon for the vine
0:34 - 0:44
Can we just appreciate the fact that he added this completely unrelated scene purely for shitpost purposes, while still taking the time to add jiggle physics.
Yeah, it’s kinda funny.
9:38 if anyones confused about the Milky Way bit. In Australia we have a pretty good chocolate bar called "Milky Way".
Shoutout from Norway. We have them as well
“How y’all feel about green beans” is the new “You ever been to Wal-Mart?”
what is walmart?
@@cc67-94 Walmart's nut
*"Hey, welcome to Wal-Mart! Get your shit and get out!"*
@@The-Ink-Dragon97 best part of this, I was in Sams Club today specifically to get green beans, and remembered this piece. Sofa King Stupid.
@@blackmoon8459 I need a sofa on wheel powered by a big block Chevy
I love how whenever he does a VR tracking shot, he is always killing brutaly surrounded by bodies
his presence kills them
“Tell me about the rabbits George” 😂 poor lennie, and his comically large spoon
* suplexs Curley’s wife *
@@_Loeillot_ and also an ark full of animals
ITS BEEN 3 YEARS AND I JUST NOTICED THAT AT 3:54 the tape recorder has mann co on it
Bajur: “Hey, how many Payday videos will I do?”
Haters: “Only a spoonful.”
Bajur: *PULLS OUT A COMICALLY LARGE SPOON*
Idk if you mispeld it on purpose ot not but its badger not bajur
@@Idknomore2 I did
@@TypasdiDoesWhateverHeWantsToDo oh
Dont mind me then
3:03 This is why I love Grouse
I have a game where my name is ⋆⪻ᗴՐՐOՐ⪼⋆ lol
Chicago in a nutshell
Rattle 'em Boys!
Gggggggggggggg-
Clounker lol
RATTLE EM BOIS
"Hey fanbase, how much DLCs can I sell you?"
"Only one"
(Comically overpriced DLC)
You can get all dlcs for 30 bucks lol
Comically overpriced dlc? Is this EA?
@@rustyshiv6788 No
@@rustyshiv6788 what a shame
@@C_Papi *lip smack* "what a horrible way to die"
16:55 "I will give you my all, pretty- *dies*"
3:35 Watching this clip slowly, he didnt just disapear, he straight up ragdoll stretched outta this universe.
That’s literally what I said and as soon as I noticed it I could not stop laughing😂 but I do wonder though what causes that to happen from a game developer/gameplay standpoint?
Oh holy shit he did 😆
I love 0.25 playback speed
@@Choujifangirl 2 words: Diesel engine
Nah look again his body lands in the back left corner
"Bullying gets results."
Life lessons to live by.
I mean, as shitty as the results can be, you can't deny that bullying *DO* be getting results tho.
I have lived by this my whole life
Ah yes.
BULLY HIM INTO GIVING ME TACO'S
BULLY HIM INTO VIRGINITY
“How y’all feel about green-“
*This message was not compliable with twitch guidelines*
You have been band from Ubisoft forms
@@papacheese6823 we
@@papacheese6823 Banned**
(Wanna help you out a bit)
@@TRAUMACRE oui
How is asking about Green Beans offensive? Does it offend the Green Beans community?
15:01 bruh Dallas legit turned into Deadpool 😂 🤣🤣
5:35 I was so unprepared to hear Bulldozer saying “Pendejos” 💀
Its sounds . . . WAY too intimidating for what it is
I can only speak English but that is funny and scary as f*** imagine that in the real game
What is he saying?
@@Gingerbreadman85 “Get ready assholes”
@@Dillon6545 That's an actual line ingame said by a mexican bulldozer.
“Tell me about the rabbits, George.”
-Lennie with 2 pistols, Of Mice and Payday 2
of heists and men 2: electric boogaloo
I actually readied the book not to long time ago and it funny yet weird hearing badger quote it when he talk about the vemon looking helment in payday 2 what is going on.
Of heists and clowns: 2
YES
And here's the thing: I fucking adored Lenny. I got legitimately MAD when he got hunted man
Badgers content has just evolved so Damn well over the years. There's clearly been massive changes in how the works done. He's never gotten complacent and continues tying to elevate the quality of his content for us all. My fuckin guy, the GOAT of memes and meaningful content being mixed
Correct
correct
pasta saying "son of a bitch take it to the bank" in spanish at 5:38 kills me everytime and i have no idea why
"Bullying get's results"
We need to bullying politicians.
Why we never tried that before?
That would work
@@xxizcrilexlxx1505 we do. They are just so damn good at gaslighting that people stop :,)
@@hoopthornseaweed i was thinking more in how they kill the people as response
(That happened on mexico in a protest made by students)
The French tried that once.
They went a little too crazy with it though, everyone sorta lost their heads.
We need to try this more. This seems like a good thing to do.
Grouse: *Gets paid a lot of money for making a horrible and disgusting mask*
Me: Wait, you guys are getting paid?
The last time I was this early was the last time Badger uploaded a video. Notification squad reporting for duty.
Spoon;)
Lessgooooo
understandable, have a nice day
Reporting for duty, sir
What’s up checkmark
Manager: this is a very hard to rob bank
Badger: I found a big spoon
Later badger: I got free money what a win
“This thing hits like the second shot of the vaccine.”
I can tell you as of today this is accurate
I am so happy I didnt get any symptoms after getting my second shot 😅
@@gabrielt.c I got every symptom :( exaggeration)
Same
The second shot hurt like q bitch but was still fine, didn't feel any symptoms after the initial pain.
Amen to that, brother. That second shot had my soul partially hanging out of my body for the entire day afterwards.
I'm starting to feel like *"comically"* is 50% of badger's vocabulary..
Whats the other half?
@@watchersomwhere7175 badger only has 50% of his vocabulary unlocked, my gamer
@@watchersomwhere7175
Shitposting
Comically small vocabulary
there commically large spoon but what about commically large knife and commically large fork
I just love the idea of badger running around his room and talking to himself in a Mocap suit embracing the true psychopath he truly is
This comment is severely underrated
0:54 the thing is, that's literally meltdown, no exaggeration, the whole time bain is like "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU NEED NUKES FOR!?" and vlad is just like "eh, i got a buyerdontworryaboutit"
Game developers: “How big do you want the spoon?”
Badger: “YES!”
YES
“Hits like the second shot of the vaccine”
Truer words have never been spoken.
felt that shit
My housemates were absolute godsends, bringing me ice packs
had second shot and it wans't as bad as first one.
the fact this fucking comes out the day after i got my second shot is magical
"TF2 relies on a coconut.jpeg to survive"
Every tf2 fan: IT'S A FUCKING VTF
coconut.jpeg is a unused sprite for a particle effect for a soldier taunt
@@gluesellerandsmeller8768 no, it's vtf and yes ik, I play tf2
It's actually a coffee bean particle that doesn't get used for the coffee taunt the soldier does.
@@harrogeorge7878 Yes. I know that too, it's in the form of a vtf still and also it isn't the actual effect, it's the texture.
funny thing is, tf2 isn't actually reliant on a .jpg, it relies on the 2fort cow
Richard Watterson’s mortal terror at seeing a robber holding a spoon is now completely and entirely justified.
He's got a SPOON!!!!
" Tell me about the rabbits George."
My middle school memories: I now enter cri mode.
That book fucked me up man ;-;
Little story, when I was in elementary, me and other kids saw a squirrel without a fucking head, like, the bitch was ripped off
How y’all feel about green beans
@@BomaineBempire that name is not compliant with our community guidelines
@@SkiesOfHorizon oH ReALy