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КОМЕНТАРІ • 17 тис.

  • @TheRussianBadger
    @TheRussianBadger  2 роки тому +12017

    Download now for FREE: operagx.gg/TheRussianBadger

  • @blowmanuts9584
    @blowmanuts9584 2 роки тому +3790

    "Y'all built different, I'm built incorrectly, I'm just wrong" that's a yearbook quote

  • @TheKindKeyz
    @TheKindKeyz 2 роки тому +7265

    I love how badger has the ability to mocap a military soldier in 4k and then decides to walk around as polygon Spiderman from PS1.

    • @marlibeshaj1069
      @marlibeshaj1069 2 роки тому +100

      Only goes up to 1440p for me

    • @surferjosh98
      @surferjosh98 2 роки тому +117

      Are we going to ignore badge mocaping hitomi

    • @marlibeshaj1069
      @marlibeshaj1069 2 роки тому +97

      @@surferjosh98 No.
      This vid is one of badgers most mocapped and modded vids

    • @brickpuncher1429
      @brickpuncher1429 2 роки тому +12

      Did u see the whitty?

    • @doriondouglas6176
      @doriondouglas6176 2 роки тому +11

      @@marlibeshaj1069 you on mobile? mobile only allows up to your phones resolution.

  • @kryonight2869
    @kryonight2869 11 місяців тому +1120

    The fact that Heavenly refers to Chompski as Jolyne while trying to save him is so damn funny to me.

    • @LT-sy3on
      @LT-sy3on 7 місяців тому +47

      Clearly, Badger and his crew are well versed in their JoJo lore

    • @kisuke14482
      @kisuke14482 6 місяців тому +27

      i mean he runs the jotaro skin

    • @mana_lunaa
      @mana_lunaa 4 місяці тому +3

      Yessss

    • @huytdo
      @huytdo 3 місяці тому +2

      Jotaro being in this game made it a funnier video

  • @n3o_c4t7
    @n3o_c4t7 10 місяців тому +87

    5:42: American, "standing here, I realize"

  • @YourNarrator
    @YourNarrator 2 роки тому +38928

    Love you buddy!

  • @jamesfinch6139
    @jamesfinch6139 Рік тому +4748

    4:14 "thats like saying the Mona Lisa is just a sculpture"
    This line is golden

    • @hnnhgh
      @hnnhgh Рік тому +209

      That's like saying, jImMy gIBs iS jUsT A dRiVer

    • @WaylaidByEndlessNinjas
      @WaylaidByEndlessNinjas Рік тому +173

      That's like saying , the girl on the bridge is just a little pretty

    • @ebtheartist3843
      @ebtheartist3843 Рік тому +138

      You know what I like about your stories Ellis? The sound they make when they stop.

    • @MintOreos1
      @MintOreos1 Рік тому

      That’s when you know he’s stupid he called the MONA LISA a SCULPTURE…INSTEAD OF A PAINTING

    • @neinja66469
      @neinja66469 Рік тому

      @@WaylaidByEndlessNinjas *perddy

  • @LarvaHeroes
    @LarvaHeroes 9 місяців тому +97

    I feel like the chaotic energy that the team has accumulated over the years has reached its peak with this monstrosity

  • @user-lb1xc8je7u
    @user-lb1xc8je7u 9 місяців тому +148

    23:53 still one of my favourite moments lmao. 13:47 I love how grouse looks while killing the witch.

  • @lewisvargrson
    @lewisvargrson 2 роки тому +1651

    Nick: "I'm going to beat you so bad your sister is going to wish she never gave birth to ya."
    I had no idea that was a line in the game.

    • @bogdand7138
      @bogdand7138 2 роки тому +68

      ~SWAEET HOAM AL' A-BA MUH~

    • @bunnythehutt2148
      @bunnythehutt2148 2 роки тому +66

      It’s one of the new ones they added with the last stand update.

    • @lewisvargrson
      @lewisvargrson 2 роки тому +85

      @@bunnythehutt2148 That would explain it. It's been a million years since I played it last. That is one thing I like about Valve they'll update the shit out their older games years later, sometimes for no reason.

    • @Rhea_is_gay
      @Rhea_is_gay 2 роки тому +28

      @@lewisvargrson sad tf2 noises

    • @themaskedwander
      @themaskedwander 2 роки тому +4

      I spat out my cereal when I heard it

  • @Aztrex843
    @Aztrex843 2 роки тому +3970

    "Thank you Pickleous Cage"
    "You're welcome, citizen"
    Truly beautiful line

  • @ChaosWeeb
    @ChaosWeeb 4 місяці тому +22

    8:45 the way Heavenly said that joke made him sound like a dad and I love it

  • @imagineexisting2493
    @imagineexisting2493 6 місяців тому +53

    13:29
    something about all these goofy ass models for the special infected, then just the normal ass spitter just adds to the chaos of the experience.

    • @lambskrit2236
      @lambskrit2236 20 днів тому

      Gotta admit it is very faithful to the common modded Left 4 Dead 2 experience. If you don’t know, there’s a weird problem where changing the spitter’s model always causes weird issues for people. Most notably refusing to load the game whatsoever. He really put in work with these edits.

    • @imagineexisting2493
      @imagineexisting2493 16 днів тому

      @@lambskrit2236 wait, really? i’ve genuinely never had that problem.

  • @thepylonperspective
    @thepylonperspective 2 роки тому +2888

    Game Devs: “Why do people only stay on our games for 1-2 years? They took 7 years to develop…”
    Valve: “Green subscribe button…”

    • @memelescream4796
      @memelescream4796 2 роки тому +168

      Valve makes good games.

    • @lukalaa1764
      @lukalaa1764 2 роки тому +161

      The life blood of all valve games

    • @Darklord-uo3re
      @Darklord-uo3re 2 роки тому +144

      Legit what Bethesda did and people wonder why Skyrim is being sold for the 4th time.

    • @williammortensen9170
      @williammortensen9170 2 роки тому +35

      (badger concerning cloaker)
      DAMN THE RIVER GOT EM

    • @ramonandrajo6348
      @ramonandrajo6348 2 роки тому +4

      @@memelescream4796 Not today.

  • @Caboose44567
    @Caboose44567 2 роки тому +14273

    Badger is litterally just a budget animation studio at this point, and I love it

    • @theinternetpolice2078
      @theinternetpolice2078 2 роки тому +665

      It's more of an improv comedy theater, considering the mocap

    • @blackgem12
      @blackgem12 2 роки тому +417

      His mo-cap suit makes it all come togeather.
      Plus it’s LOOT goblin.

    • @altokia2724
      @altokia2724 2 роки тому +245

      I was skeptical of the animations, but now its like, the best possible evolution of his cracked ass humor lol

    • @animationglows3961
      @animationglows3961 2 роки тому +25

      What if he made a cinematic?

    • @Icewolfaspect
      @Icewolfaspect 2 роки тому +49

      The Badger cinematic universe.

  • @Movin2DBiit
    @Movin2DBiit 11 місяців тому +40

    25:07: an accurate representation of the Jojo's bizarre adventure part where Jotaro fights off big macs to get jolyne onto a chopper and out of Florida with a garden gnome

  • @Choujifangirl
    @Choujifangirl 7 місяців тому +16

    23:52 this is still my all-time favorite moment. Just the way heavenly flies off into the stratosphere is some of the funniest💩 ever😆

  • @eladi7636
    @eladi7636 Рік тому +2421

    Badger: Can't believe I shot Yoshi with a Smith Wesson 500.
    Also Badger: **Does it again**

    • @drasticplastic1218
      @drasticplastic1218 Рік тому +65

      He's not appalled at the fact that he did it. He was surprised by the fact that he ever got the opportunity.

    • @RoyalRaine
      @RoyalRaine 9 місяців тому +12

      @@drasticplastic1218
      I agree. 100% while im cooking a pizza roll on my PS4.

    • @Big_Div
      @Big_Div 9 місяців тому +11

      @@RoyalRaineI saw someone cook a steak on a ps4

    • @dizo-jp2td
      @dizo-jp2td 8 місяців тому +1

      If you declare with your mouth, 'Jesus Is Lord' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. -Romans 10:9

    • @dizo-jp2td
      @dizo-jp2td 8 місяців тому +2

      If you declare with your mouth, 'Jesus Is Lord' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. -Romans 10:9

  • @Momo_2-4
    @Momo_2-4 2 роки тому +3790

    Heavenly just having a fucking seizure and screaming, "Get this beta shit off me!" has got to be peak Russian Badger content

    • @mechanicpluto2430
      @mechanicpluto2430 2 роки тому +107

      " S I G M A M A L E "

    • @hunterdiaz-reyna2771
      @hunterdiaz-reyna2771 Рік тому +44

      And the great thing is that wasn’t him it was his stand star platinum

    • @andystuffs5705
      @andystuffs5705 Рік тому

      "JUMP TWO FEET YOU FUCKEN IDIOT!"

    • @matijasostojic4288
      @matijasostojic4288 Рік тому +7

      Is Jolyne the gnome.

    • @ZacGames3
      @ZacGames3 Рік тому +7

      @@matijasostojic4288 Heavenly named the gnome 'Chompski' i think. Unsure of how it's spelt, though it's pronounced how I spelt it.
      (Jolyne is Jotaro's daughter btw)

  • @huntercharleston5812
    @huntercharleston5812 4 місяці тому +11

    Normal people's 4am nightmare comfort: *soft rain ambience with a bedtime story read with a delicate melodious voice*
    My 4am nightmare comfort:
    THIS MUHFUCKA EATIN BEANS!! *incessant gunshots*

  • @LesbianClown
    @LesbianClown 3 місяці тому +13

    24:41 this is the absolutely funniest thing I've ever seen and now my side hurts

  • @damonsmith9320
    @damonsmith9320 2 роки тому +2405

    Why is no one talking about Larry the Lobster as the Charger? That’s probably the best mod.
    “LIVIN LIKE LARRY!”
    In the distance: “barnacles”

  • @StephenDurnan
    @StephenDurnan 8 місяців тому +11

    Funny moments
    6:48 Pikle
    7:11 Dallas destroys a cloaker
    9:09 Charlie Entertainment Cheddar
    12:35 Otis at da windo. What will he do
    14:47 Wobbly AK
    20:53 Tineee cheems

  • @The4thSnake
    @The4thSnake 8 місяців тому +2

    Jockey Geeen Goblin rides Gwen Stacey off the bridge, and Neversoft Spider-Man's got too many zombies to deal with to get to her in time.

    • @disgal6235
      @disgal6235 День тому

      Hello I have found an ancient comment of yours Quarterly Snake

  • @megus4372
    @megus4372 2 роки тому +3203

    I love how badger is Talking about how opera will prevent your pc from setting on fire
    Two videos later he talks about how his pc caught on fire

    • @jidk6565
      @jidk6565 2 роки тому +12

      Wait
      When?

    • @megus4372
      @megus4372 2 роки тому +151

      @@jidk6565 in his newest tabg vid he talks at the end about how his pc lit on fire when he played battle field 2042

    • @suruxs
      @suruxs 2 роки тому +31

      This is a surprisingly good browser that i use

    • @Dumb_as_hell_boi
      @Dumb_as_hell_boi 2 роки тому +62

      @@megus4372 AND in his 2042 vid he explained how exactly that happened

    • @thelonecourier3439
      @thelonecourier3439 2 роки тому +3

      What video did the chrome joke came out on?

  • @MaxwellAerialPhotography
    @MaxwellAerialPhotography 2 роки тому +2499

    So no ones going to talk about the fact that heavenly has ascended from being a cacodemon to the doom slayer.

  • @nealwarren8878
    @nealwarren8878 9 місяців тому +14

    Badger is the only person who makes sponsor ships entertaining

  • @thealmightyeye4021
    @thealmightyeye4021 9 місяців тому +8

    The title screen of this had me dying 🤣 (just the look of fear in Otis's eyes as doomslayer is about to blast his cow brains over the nearest wall 😂)

  • @walesjedi9217
    @walesjedi9217 2 роки тому +779

    Jotaro beating the shit out of cheeseburgers with a gnome screaming "Get this beta shit off of me!" is something you'd only see here and is exactly why I love this channel

  • @wyza4
    @wyza4 2 роки тому +1628

    "your sister's gonna wish she never gave birth to ya"
    One of the funniest quotes of all time

  • @professorpingas6933
    @professorpingas6933 6 місяців тому +3

    This video was already hilarious. But I finally understand Badger’s perspective after finally playing the game myself, first unmodded, then modded.
    By the end of the night, my team was Deadpool with the doom super shotgun, 2B with the Leviathan Axe, Fortnite Thanos with a Chaingun, and Terminal Montage Mario with the Smith & Weston 500…

  • @demirerata7533
    @demirerata7533 11 місяців тому +17

    4:00 Probably the *only* women. Ummm, Zoey?

  • @theaxeman5802
    @theaxeman5802 2 роки тому +2956

    Nick: We got a boomer
    Louis: Oh man, sounds like a Boomer!
    Soldier: B O O M E R

    • @user-mx1fq6qm6i
      @user-mx1fq6qm6i 2 роки тому +55

      I love that soldier line and I don't know why

    • @SpookyGhost15
      @SpookyGhost15 2 роки тому +61

      I have never heard a combine soldier say boomer and I'm disappointed that I never have.

    • @Xplainn93
      @Xplainn93 2 роки тому +33

      @@SpookyGhost15 Iirc they say “Boomer” instead of grenade.

    • @flappynautintheocean8824
      @flappynautintheocean8824 2 роки тому +6

      Boomer?

    • @ordersquamata930
      @ordersquamata930 2 роки тому +15

      @@Xplainn93 Nah, I think they say “Bouncer” for enemy grenades and “Extractor” for theirs. Boomer I think is for Airwatch or another code

  • @masonjar7341
    @masonjar7341 2 роки тому +520

    I don't think I was prepared to see Jotaro, saving himself from a smoker, killing a roblox character with a axe, then fighting off a horde of cheeseburgers with a fucking gnome.

    • @diegoguerrero9438
      @diegoguerrero9438 2 роки тому +49

      I lost it when Heavenly said "GET THIS BETA SHIT OFF ME, AAAAAHHHHH!"

    • @masonjar7341
      @masonjar7341 2 роки тому +25

      @@diegoguerrero9438 Same here. It makes it even better that you have him smashing two Cheeseburgers to death as he says it lol.

    • @fruitpigenthusiast120
      @fruitpigenthusiast120 2 роки тому +14

      Average part 3 episode

    • @taegantan9445
      @taegantan9445 2 роки тому +6

      I mean. It isssssssss his bizarre adventure.

    • @sirsmiteful6285
      @sirsmiteful6285 2 роки тому +3

      While calling said gnome Jolyne

  • @JAMWUZH3RE
    @JAMWUZH3RE 11 місяців тому +5

    I grew up on this game and im so happy to see people still actually like it

  • @Dominik16278
    @Dominik16278 4 місяці тому +4

    “BAIN I DIDNT DOWNLOAD SOURCE BAIN IM STUCK” got me laughing so hard on the floor

  • @senatorarmstrong8960
    @senatorarmstrong8960 2 роки тому +1824

    1:38
    The fact that me and a group of friends literally ditched our prom dates to go home and play Left 4 dead 2 is fucking hilarious

  • @thunderspear2251
    @thunderspear2251 2 роки тому +926

    "You call that thing a 'whirlybird' one more time, I'll beat you so bad, your sister's gonna wish she never gave birth to ya"
    Sweet merciful Buddha, that is one of the greatest lines I've ever heard.

    • @Crxptic666
      @Crxptic666 2 роки тому +6

      LMAO YESSS the nostalgia ahh ;(

    • @user-mx1fq6qm6i
      @user-mx1fq6qm6i 2 роки тому +9

      I loved it when m rated games weren't pandering to 5 year olds

  • @Gramplebamle
    @Gramplebamle 5 місяців тому +3

    “It’s Charles ent. Cheese the THIRD, the first one died in the war put some RESPECT on his name”
    😂😂😂cracking up 😂 What about the second?😂😂😂

    • @DoktorPomsir
      @DoktorPomsir 11 днів тому

      Died in the second war on pizza hut

  • @-TH3_PUPP3T_0F_SH4D0WS-
    @-TH3_PUPP3T_0F_SH4D0WS- 8 місяців тому +2

    badger once said "THE BEAN HAVE PHYSICS"

  • @rayanderson5797
    @rayanderson5797 2 роки тому +5420

    "Y'all are built different, I'm just built incorrectly." Was my favorite line, I think.

  • @Flaky1990
    @Flaky1990 2 роки тому +395

    Me: "Man these edibles ain't shit"
    30 minutes later...

    • @ruthlesssage4810
      @ruthlesssage4810 2 роки тому +1

      👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

    • @jix998
      @jix998 2 роки тому

      BRUHHH

  • @LandonGriffin29
    @LandonGriffin29 8 місяців тому +2

    I was crying from laughter from the lightskin stare of the battletoad

  • @spajki001
    @spajki001 9 місяців тому +1

    "You call that thing a whirlybird one more time, I'm gonna beat you so bad your sister's gonna wish she never gave birth to ya." Hahahah. That line had me dead.

  • @stagdragon3978
    @stagdragon3978 2 роки тому +1186

    "I have jammed my game with so many mods" ah a man of culture. Yes i preffer having velociraptors fight off the minecraft FNAF hordes using cats, monkey bombs, old spice gernade launchers. Faced with horrors like shrek, slenderman, and pink guy. Let's not forget the horde sound of the duck army.

    • @Domart101
      @Domart101 2 роки тому +4

      *🅱️🅰️IN!!!* 🤯😡🤯😡😡🤯😡🤯😡🤯 *🅱️🅰️IN!!!!* 😂😂 it's soo funny

    • @weesatatsuya8813
      @weesatatsuya8813 2 роки тому +2

      Pawerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    • @nomadicmirror3660
      @nomadicmirror3660 2 роки тому +7

      @@Domart101 what.

    • @evanmccrea8431
      @evanmccrea8431 2 роки тому +4

      Meanwhile there’s me that uses more serious mods like infected variety mods for more realism (by variety I mean like different outfits and appearances and stuff)

    • @ju87stukadivebomber87
      @ju87stukadivebomber87 2 роки тому +2

      And mini nukes from fallout that scream that's a THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE!!! when you fire them

  • @KadeDev
    @KadeDev 2 роки тому +1359

    I love whitty

    • @lok4578
      @lok4578 2 роки тому +46

      Guys i think he loves whitty fortnite

    • @Falcon15x
      @Falcon15x 2 роки тому +8

      Where's he

    • @p0008874
      @p0008874 2 роки тому +7

      @@Falcon15x 1:44

    • @qwertyp_
      @qwertyp_ 2 роки тому +1

      @@p0008874 damn didn’t notice him thx.

    • @foquitajeej2399
      @foquitajeej2399 2 роки тому +1

      Wtf kade

  • @fun_gi3966
    @fun_gi3966 Рік тому +12

    4:30 why does everyone i know who plays L4D2 get an asshole nick while i get one that generally cares about the team(except for Ellis sometimes)

  • @damienrodriguez2295
    @damienrodriguez2295 7 місяців тому +2

    I loved it in the 7:05 of the video when the Cloker went flying. Now, where is your safe house cloker 😂

  • @lv.2073
    @lv.2073 Рік тому +727

    13:50
    Hearing *”chocolate?!”* followed by five shotgun blasts then “ain’t no thang” is the highlight of the video for me

  • @theman6422
    @theman6422 2 роки тому +655

    “Jarvis, ready the glock”
    “Excellent choice. Loading Glock-19”

  • @TherealFranticFire
    @TherealFranticFire 7 місяців тому +2

    You are one of the best UA-camrs there are I am surprised you don’t have over 100million subscribers I love ya man

  • @GhOsT_343
    @GhOsT_343 Місяць тому

    This is my favourite video out of any video on UA-cam I’ve seen it over 20 times and it feels good every time this is the reason I bought left 4 dead 2 thank you for giving me that opportunity with just one video man

  • @tedridout2541
    @tedridout2541 2 роки тому +498

    Fun Fact Bagder: All special infected in game are programmed to instantly die to a melee strike except for Chargers, Witches, and Tanks. Melee weapons all do 250 dmg. If you hit a charger in the head with a melee it will also instantly kill them.
    Also Pepsi Launchers do triple damage to tanks on direct hits. Tanks also take less damage from shotguns due to them being pellet based weapons against a giant wall of muscle and flesh running at you. My favorite mod is Terry Crews charger sounds.

    • @fishbiscuit8266
      @fishbiscuit8266 2 роки тому +6

      Weapon bashes too or just specifically melee weapons?

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 2 роки тому +17

      @@fishbiscuit8266 just melee weapons
      weapon bashes are probably the least efficient way to push out damage. the default pistol does more damage than a gun butt to a zombie

    • @gunterthekaiser6190
      @gunterthekaiser6190 2 роки тому +20

      Bruh Terry Crews yeetting old spice at me was the scariest shit ever. Well maybe behind a dozen Dr. Zoidberg lifeless eyes watching me in the dark.

    • @TheSpartanBoot
      @TheSpartanBoot 2 роки тому +4

      This is also like 7 fun facts.

  • @bagelbite99
    @bagelbite99 2 роки тому +835

    “Master Chief, mind telling me what you’re doing on that helicopter?”
    “Sir, saving this gnome”

  • @OccultistLord4812
    @OccultistLord4812 Рік тому +2

    This video inspired me to get both Opera GX and the game itself and I am now killing the Shy Guy and Cloaker beating me up by using the Crescent Rose from RWBY and a cat SMG that is reloaded by petting it alongside Isaac Clarke, the Master Chief, Lara Croft, and HUNK. I am now in a living fever dream.
    Edit: grammer fixes.

  • @rebeccawhite3731
    @rebeccawhite3731 8 місяців тому +2

    Yo, the "POV" line with the doge light kills me every time. Its too good

  • @DoubleK0802
    @DoubleK0802 2 роки тому +607

    Badger: "Thanks Spider-Man from Playstation 1."
    Spider-Man: "Everybody gets one. Tell him Sanic."
    Sanic: "Apparently everybody gets one."

  • @8-bitbruhify433
    @8-bitbruhify433 2 роки тому +903

    mate, the gnome is NECCESARY, that achievement is the wall between ordinary gamers and absolute chads

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 2 роки тому +18

      when the anime girl blew a kiss to badger it was probably him mocaping it so he just blew a kiss to himself lol. everone is him

    • @kormit9036
      @kormit9036 2 роки тому

      574 likes only 1 reply we'll make it 2 comments

    • @DJ_Kuri
      @DJ_Kuri 2 роки тому +8

      To turn from absolute chad to a giga chad. Don’t ever drop the gnome. Bust your way through with the gnome as your weapon

    • @futuregooglingman4848
      @futuregooglingman4848 2 роки тому

      Is it official that Whitty is always standing nearby in left 4 dead

    • @8-bitbruhify433
      @8-bitbruhify433 2 роки тому +1

      @@DJ_Kuri that way It is NEVER your fault
      "Yeah I died bc Its impossible to kill with a push"
      Its flawless

  • @ItzzzBeamo
    @ItzzzBeamo Рік тому +7

    20:19 I will quote this for a long time.

  • @traviscummings9178
    @traviscummings9178 8 днів тому

    "You know the thing I like the most about your stories? The sound they make when they stop."
    I'm definitely using that 😂

  • @Zeke671UP
    @Zeke671UP 2 роки тому +1717

    I found a mod that turns the Jockey into the Nostalgia Critic. It just fits way too well. The maniacal laughter, the witty remarks in the distance, and the creepy giggling as he rides you is just perfect.

    • @m0j026
      @m0j026 2 роки тому +71

      DEAR LORD PLEASE SEND ME A LINK

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 2 роки тому +26

      LINK. NOW.

    • @AlkaProto
      @AlkaProto 2 роки тому +48

      creepy giggling as he rides you

    • @edschramm6757
      @edschramm6757 2 роки тому +59

      I made the jockey Beavis. He has cornholio lines.

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 2 роки тому +24

      @@edschramm6757 what have you created

  • @tacosquirrel9509
    @tacosquirrel9509 2 роки тому +350

    "Ya'll built different, I'm built wrong"
    That's gonna be my senior quote

    • @aviationfilms5601
      @aviationfilms5601 2 роки тому +3

      DO ITTTT

    • @fishfossils8858
      @fishfossils8858 2 роки тому +1

      Senior quote? Thats my life’s description 😂😂
      ua-cam.com/video/UQLF77kp4V8/v-deo.html

  • @memeduck7731
    @memeduck7731 7 місяців тому

    watching badger videos while being high/drunk is probably the best way to gain free dopamine.

  • @jedimaster7468
    @jedimaster7468 11 місяців тому +1

    I’m rewatching this in bed, while sick. IMMA ENJOY THIS

  • @cameronclark4480
    @cameronclark4480 2 роки тому +442

    Piano girl is my new favourite Badger NPC the lack of "enthusiasm to live" and sarcastic piano twangs fills me with both happyness and genuine concern for badgers Green screen scripts

    • @axiom4900
      @axiom4900 2 роки тому +7

      Who is she btw

    • @Divvinator5253
      @Divvinator5253 2 роки тому +37

      @@axiom4900 Meryl Silverburgh from Metal Gear Solid.

    • @thegaminggorilla1970
      @thegaminggorilla1970 2 роки тому +3

      Got me SIMPIN dog 😩😩😩

    • @jessegd6306
      @jessegd6306 2 роки тому +8

      Specifically the version from Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots.

    • @evillaughinthebackground5732
      @evillaughinthebackground5732 2 роки тому +1

      I, for one, welcome to Bajur's NPCFamily the "I'm done with life but I still play some tunes Chick"
      May long be her reign!!

  • @CloaksCosplays
    @CloaksCosplays 2 роки тому +1501

    I want Badger to do TF2. He's used their assets for years and that game is def his kind of crazy.

    • @frazzianimations9027
      @frazzianimations9027 2 роки тому +44

      Agreed

    • @leonardo9259
      @leonardo9259 2 роки тому +2

      No

    • @Mi_tala
      @Mi_tala 2 роки тому +30

      @@leonardo9259 ur no

    • @PassTheMic2006
      @PassTheMic2006 2 роки тому +22

      He has streamed it before. But only for a little bit. And I think he mains that Pyro guy, or whatever you call that guy with the flamethrower.

    • @ImperialCoffee769
      @ImperialCoffee769 2 роки тому +39

      @@PassTheMic2006 flamethrower guy is simply Pyro

  • @DieAndroids.ForGohan
    @DieAndroids.ForGohan 7 місяців тому

    You're the only person that makes ads good by making it funny

  • @theboi7475
    @theboi7475 7 місяців тому

    i really want more of this

  • @EthanHeaps1
    @EthanHeaps1 2 роки тому +448

    Honestly, the Hard Rain mission was a goddamn horror movie. Stealthing past witches while shooting zombies is legit scary.

    • @kalibruhmoment3032
      @kalibruhmoment3032 2 роки тому +13

      Guess you could say that it's a
      *Witch Hunt*

    • @desmondleguay1969
      @desmondleguay1969 2 роки тому +9

      You stuck past the witches?
      I just shot at them immediately because I was playing with a friend

    • @PotionOfProof
      @PotionOfProof 2 роки тому +9

      The run through the suger cane field was spooky. But the return trip as the huricane floods the first 3 maps casting the whole place in hazy darkness and deafening wind was the scariest shit to play alone on as a kid.
      Only had it on xbox so no mods to lighten the blow.
      Had the game for years but had never played that map before and knew nothing of it. Needless to say it put the other maps to shame in scary. Even ld1 maps sit behind it imo.
      Ok I'm done

    • @mhikosale7233
      @mhikosale7233 2 роки тому +2

      I fuckong hated that stage

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 2 роки тому +3

      And the hurricane wasn't just reducing vision. It actually made hearing a nightmare as well.

  • @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs
    @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs 2 роки тому +5573

    After watching Brickys L4D2 video it's nice seeing a well deserved game getting some love 😀

  • @dylanhilton220
    @dylanhilton220 7 місяців тому

    Badger: is literally an astronaut
    Also Badger: I’m no astronaut

  • @xxxtentaclesxxx2423
    @xxxtentaclesxxx2423 9 місяців тому

    watching old badger vids on my bday hit different🙏

  • @ceoofgex7552
    @ceoofgex7552 2 роки тому +1360

    “rochelle is probably the only woman left on earth!”
    zoey:”am i a joke to you?”

    • @imperielgenecist1317
      @imperielgenecist1317 2 роки тому +121

      Zoey is not a women. Zoey is a sniper rifle on legs.

    • @ceoofgex7552
      @ceoofgex7552 2 роки тому +12

      @@imperielgenecist1317 lmao

    • @2bdefault16x
      @2bdefault16x 2 роки тому +11

      Maybe he said that because Rochelle is the only mature women which they can repopulate the world and zoey is just a university sniper girl

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms 2 роки тому +23

      @@2bdefault16x How does that make sense? Women reach full sexual maturity usually around 14. Of course, it's a fucking horrible idea to become a parent that young, but it's physically possible, and we're talking about the zombie apocalypse, many bad ideas are good ideas in that context

    • @2bdefault16x
      @2bdefault16x 2 роки тому +12

      @@filmandfirearms after thinking about it a bit more I realize that was stupid but I think badger has a point

  • @St33lStrife
    @St33lStrife 2 роки тому +741

    Fun fact: in the payday universe, the mission no mercy either prevents or starts the entire Left 4 Dead storyline

    • @maninhu9837
      @maninhu9837 2 роки тому +97

      Bain talking to the left 4 ded crew,
      Bill the generator go get it

    • @SomethingBoutEclipse
      @SomethingBoutEclipse 2 роки тому +23

      Wait really?!

    • @mr.mlaststandsite813
      @mr.mlaststandsite813 2 роки тому +10

      Is there a theory on this

    • @St33lStrife
      @St33lStrife 2 роки тому +86

      @@SomethingBoutEclipse you literally steal the virus in that heist. And it's used in game.

    • @FoxBoyWithBushyTailAndEars
      @FoxBoyWithBushyTailAndEars 2 роки тому +16

      Well. It's not canon but you can believe it with enough lack of caring.

  • @aiden9440
    @aiden9440 11 місяців тому +2

    Badger: I'm going to die alone aren't I?
    Everyone: Yes Badger, you most likely will

  • @egg11102
    @egg11102 Рік тому +5

    Badger is the only creator that can make ads funny

  • @derpvader8676
    @derpvader8676 2 роки тому +698

    Seeing Jotaro kill hoards of zombies with a garden gnome and screaming for jolyne was the best experience i've witnessed

    • @toedmushroom9509
      @toedmushroom9509 2 роки тому +22

      Same, peak of the video

    • @derpvader8676
      @derpvader8676 2 роки тому +29

      @@toedmushroom9509 That wasn't even me killing them that was my stand STAR PLATINUM! *Badger talking while Star Platinum is killing zombies yelling ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!

    • @jefforjacksonwarren2108
      @jefforjacksonwarren2108 2 роки тому +14

      J O L Y N E

    • @Texan.Insomniac
      @Texan.Insomniac 2 роки тому +18

      24:19 for full clip
      25:06 for jotaro killing an entire horde

    • @AlphaVT20
      @AlphaVT20 2 роки тому +4

      Tyler1 would be proud.

  • @Thebooooy
    @Thebooooy 2 роки тому +627

    I love how sometimes Nick can be a real dickweed, but sometimes when Coach and Rochelle die, Nick has a rare voice line where he says to Ellis, "Hey, remember all that shit I said about you? I was just joking." that actually makes Nick's personality go from douchebag to slightly less of a douchebag from just one line.

    • @imsad3923
      @imsad3923 2 роки тому +40

      He don't wanna be alone

    • @lonewanderer1328
      @lonewanderer1328 2 роки тому +40

      @@imsad3923 Who'd be? That shit is true suffering.

    • @hallowedbeyourdays
      @hallowedbeyourdays 2 роки тому +42

      To be in crime and not be a maniac who gets splattered for pissing off the wrong guy, the man knows you don't disrespect the dead.

    • @thefolklorecunt7679
      @thefolklorecunt7679 2 роки тому +14

      Sadly theres always the chance that he’s worried that Ellis will kill him without the others around, so he doesnt want to get on his bad side
      I would rather think though that he’s a jerk with a heart of somewhat gold

    • @maksuzbrojony8221
      @maksuzbrojony8221 2 роки тому

      @@lonewanderer1328 i wanna be alone

  • @WilsonMcIntyre
    @WilsonMcIntyre 3 місяці тому +3

    imagine if the mods didn’t work and you hear badger saying the most random stuff ever😂

  • @GunSpyEnthusiast
    @GunSpyEnthusiast 8 місяців тому +1

    " you wont have to visit the eye doctor anymore, even though he is a pretty cool guy. "
    * cuts to man with no medical license and 25 war crimes on his criminal record *that we know of* *

  • @ghjjiyeqsg1052
    @ghjjiyeqsg1052 2 роки тому +424

    Just the fact that at the end, Heavenly literally flexed his Sigma Male grindset by immediately killing a smoker, fighting off angry hoards of cheeseburgers all by himself, rescuing Chompsky the garden gnome, and killing a Tank with nothing but a fire axe, and then escaping is truly a Sigma Male Grindset for sure, dawg
    (Edit: Also, thank you all for 369 likes, I didn’t think I’d get this many 😅)

    • @kasagrim7215
      @kasagrim7215 2 роки тому +12

      He knew that the mindset to a grind set was the true power of this game. He is definitely sigma male right there

    • @nukeboy7159
      @nukeboy7159 2 роки тому +6

      He wasn't grinding his game skills, he was grinding the power of his *stand*

    • @aspiringadonis1253
      @aspiringadonis1253 2 роки тому +2

      @@nukeboy7159 this is part 9

    • @anafu-sankanashi8933
      @anafu-sankanashi8933 2 роки тому +1

      Jotaro abandons his friends. And wins!

    • @nukeboy7159
      @nukeboy7159 2 роки тому

      @@aspiringadonis1253 part 9 heavenly kujo abandons his friends for a gnome

  • @SpoonEnjoyer
    @SpoonEnjoyer 2 роки тому +301

    26:19 “Why do you have an mp40?”
    “Why don’t you?”
    That is lifes most difficult question.

    • @alanbrown901
      @alanbrown901 2 роки тому +7

      Real question ...
      wHy aInT tHeY uSiNg tHe wInNy?!?!

    • @SpoonEnjoyer
      @SpoonEnjoyer 2 роки тому +3

      @@alanbrown901 oh shit

    • @shazoch
      @shazoch 2 роки тому

      cus its round two and i dont have 1300 points

    • @michaeljwetzel5043
      @michaeljwetzel5043 2 роки тому

      @@shazoch ROKKIE NUMBERS

    • @shazoch
      @shazoch 2 роки тому

      @@michaeljwetzel5043 yeah I suck at zombies
      My highest is round 22 on kino

  • @owencribbs3019
    @owencribbs3019 7 місяців тому

    It’s insane I find your channel right when payday 3 comes out and I’ve been playing left for dead 2.

  • @CertifiedA-10-thunderbolt
    @CertifiedA-10-thunderbolt 7 місяців тому

    This was one of my favorite videos by badger I saw it came out

  • @HangmanOfficialUploads
    @HangmanOfficialUploads 2 роки тому +928

    "Completely warped version of the game."
    No, Badger, that's just how all games of L4D2 end up.

    • @rubbermonkey918
      @rubbermonkey918 2 роки тому +13

      Facts

    • @seanrowlands6561
      @seanrowlands6561 2 роки тому +10

      Still makes for absolutely hilarious content

    • @mohamednail1707
      @mohamednail1707 2 роки тому +16

      My modding experience started with " hey let's download some new gun animations with better sounds" to
      " I'm fighting Sherk with the payday gang, using Tf2 weapons, surrounded by undead teletubbies "

  • @I_Have_No_Clue
    @I_Have_No_Clue 2 роки тому +549

    Badger turned himself into mods and I shit you not valve, that’s some of the funniest and cursed shit I’ve ever seen

    • @thundergaming155
      @thundergaming155 2 роки тому +4

      Mine was Otis vs the Weston bone crusher… spoilers the bone crusher wins.

    • @twinkie7678
      @twinkie7678 2 роки тому +6

      Watching jotaro beat the shit outta cheeseburgers and a roblox man with gnome was that funny and cursed shit

    • @pantommy
      @pantommy 2 роки тому

      @Sonia Camel's🍑🍒
      Your journey ends here, spambot.
      Viper's got you in the pipe, 5x5.

    • @thundergaming155
      @thundergaming155 2 роки тому

      @@pantommy get the s&w 500 in here so we can take ouy the spambot.

    • @I_Have_No_Clue
      @I_Have_No_Clue 2 роки тому

      @@pantommy this is what I like to see

  • @vasilijedamjanovic2216
    @vasilijedamjanovic2216 9 місяців тому +1

    Watching Badger at 1 am while being half asleep and seeing the most random sh** is the funniest thing

  • @user-rt3or8te6n
    @user-rt3or8te6n 2 місяці тому

    This was my frist russian badger video and now I've decided this is one of my favorite channels.

  • @groudongamer3178
    @groudongamer3178 2 роки тому +1031

    Can we just appreciate how far badger has come not only in his editing and animating, but with his channel as well?

    • @dimitrikemitsky
      @dimitrikemitsky 2 роки тому +36

      I remember watching Badger's oooold videos years ago when he had like 100k subs. Recently came back like "I wonder if this guy is still making videos."
      And holy shit, I have never been so proud of a total stranger, this is so good.

    • @psychic_beth
      @psychic_beth 2 роки тому +5

      @@dimitrikemitsky yeah I remember watching him in the days of Badgerfield 4, he's come a long way

    • @isaac4k168
      @isaac4k168 2 роки тому +2

      Sad to see the r6 gameplay stop but that game went to shiiii years ago /:

    • @Engieman909
      @Engieman909 2 роки тому +1

      @@isaac4k168 my god it took me this long to realize the last russianbadge r6 video was 10 months ago. Damn

    • @dammitcarl1082
      @dammitcarl1082 2 роки тому

      @@dimitrikemitsky been watching him since the BF3 days, really amazing to see how far the channel has come, millions of views on every video, so proud of him lol

  • @emberproductions8841
    @emberproductions8841 2 роки тому +533

    I fucking died at Heavenly freaking out on the Hospital roof.
    “C’MERE CHOMPSKY! WE ARE LEAVING!”
    “GET THIS BETA SHIT OFF ME”

    • @robynhaeber2411
      @robynhaeber2411 Рік тому +21

      That wasn’t the hospital roof it was the dark carnival stage

    • @emberproductions8841
      @emberproductions8841 Рік тому +6

      @@robynhaeber2411 oh… sorry it’s been a while since I’ve played Left for Dead 2

    • @Starlight-by3cf
      @Starlight-by3cf Рік тому

      ​@@emberproductions8841 the hospital is from L4D the first game while dark carnival is from the second

    • @Simon.ghost.
      @Simon.ghost. Рік тому +1

      I've been awping all day

  • @R6ClIPS676
    @R6ClIPS676 7 місяців тому

    This is the first video I watched when I was a kid and I immediately wanted more!

  • @butlerdude7237
    @butlerdude7237 6 місяців тому

    I've watched this same video more than 5 times and it stills hits like Truck-kun. Just amazing

  • @Desertable1887
    @Desertable1887 2 роки тому +339

    “Why did y’all execute yoshi like that?”
    *Because of his crimes against humanity,* obviously.

    • @murasaika2776
      @murasaika2776 2 роки тому +21

      because he won't stop dodging his taxes.

    • @junconglin
      @junconglin 2 роки тому +16

      the irs finally got them

    • @lil_rascal5235
      @lil_rascal5235 2 роки тому +5

      I just like that that’s the answer to why Yoshi had to die. He didn’t do his taxes
      Smg4 made this a thing oml

    • @oblivion715
      @oblivion715 2 роки тому +2

      @@lil_rascal5235 And his unpayed traffic tickets.

  • @RenegadesReact
    @RenegadesReact 2 роки тому +5574

    Badger… playing Left 4 Dead 2? This about to get STUPID and I can’t wait to see it!

  • @brandonohara3113
    @brandonohara3113 Рік тому

    I never thought i would watch some of the games badger plays but since it's badger i watch them W youtuber

  • @endy5175
    @endy5175 11 місяців тому +1

    No matter how many times I watch this I still love this video

  • @Yepsuredid
    @Yepsuredid 2 роки тому +406

    A sentence no one has ever spoken: "I killed Otis from Back in the Barnyard with a min wear asiimov M4"

  • @villageguardnpc7238
    @villageguardnpc7238 2 роки тому +802

    "Because she's probably the only girl alive."
    *sad Zoe noises*

    • @Overlord99762
      @Overlord99762 2 роки тому +25

      Zoe is best girl

    • @satan1841
      @satan1841 2 роки тому +1

      He was right

    • @squidward9188
      @squidward9188 2 роки тому +3

      12:26 need I say more

    • @ItsAsparageese
      @ItsAsparageese 2 роки тому +4

      Zoey is the best. But don't tell Rochelle another woman is alive, being a girl is her entire personality so she'd feel threatened 🙄 lol
      I never used to understand why Rochelle gets so much hate but then I got back into playing more, and she drives me NUTS. I think being a chick myself makes her especially cringe. "Any of you _fine_ gentlemen wanna cover me while I _heeeal?"_ OMG SHUT UP ROCHELLE

    • @villageguardnpc7238
      @villageguardnpc7238 2 роки тому +6

      @@ItsAsparageese *laughs in The Passing*
      The L4D2 characters meet up with the three remaining survivors of L4D1, and Zoe is on the bridge with Francis and Louis.

  • @basically_boring
    @basically_boring 7 місяців тому

    this video alone is what got me into workshop mods

  • @MollassesHenry6
    @MollassesHenry6 9 місяців тому +1

    19:17 "You tell me."