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КОМЕНТАРІ • 15 тис.

  • @wyattsmith1605
    @wyattsmith1605 Рік тому +19473

    The insurgency sandstorm team nailed the sound of running over someone with a Tacoma by actually running over people with a tacoma

    • @atlasreborn7221
      @atlasreborn7221 Рік тому +1076

      I'd like to say this shit right here made me laugh like a goose getting strangled inside of a Denny's bathroom.

    • @flaviusiacob1558
      @flaviusiacob1558 Рік тому +368

      Trully THE devs of our time

    • @trentm2575
      @trentm2575 Рік тому +386

      @@atlasreborn7221 Very specific, and yet I can imagine it so clearly. Huh. Neat.

    • @heavilyarmedhippie75
      @heavilyarmedhippie75 Рік тому +177

      Tacoma owner, can confirm

    • @insaniam_convertunt_scientiam
      @insaniam_convertunt_scientiam Рік тому +102

      So a dude trying to get home during a mostly peaceful protest tied a mic to his truck?

  • @Ibekiwizzle
    @Ibekiwizzle Рік тому +23362

    “your honor my client pleads oopsie daisy” might just be my favorite badger quote

  • @menotheotherme5436
    @menotheotherme5436 8 місяців тому +641

    "my client pleads oopsie daisy" has gotta be up their with " if you are what you eat, my client is an innocent man"

    • @A_Toaster
      @A_Toaster Місяць тому +11

      My client pleads "i'm sowwy 🥺👉👈"

    • @seansoloff7499
      @seansoloff7499 Місяць тому +4

      @@A_Toaster HALT! The high council has appointed your comment as cringe! You are to come with us to the nearest cell!

    • @Grayson-tk5hn
      @Grayson-tk5hn 20 днів тому +4

      my client pleads it was "a misclick"

  • @jerik22100
    @jerik22100 9 місяців тому +1259

    20:06 this part is so underrated. The transition from "the induatrial revolution and it's consequences" to the repair tool.noises is just GOLDEN!!!

    • @YouTubeIsSeriouslyFcked
      @YouTubeIsSeriouslyFcked 8 місяців тому +42

      Id say the chair part is also under rated a tad, yk when a guy's pissed when ~8 30.06 can't penetrate bulletproof glass and the man's gets a wooden chair through the damn thing

    • @brawler5760
      @brawler5760 3 місяці тому +7

      @@UA-camIsSeriouslyFcked*God as a Funko Pop*

  • @PokeMan155
    @PokeMan155 Рік тому +2098

    "post-traumatic swag disorder and 50 caliber based dialogue" Badger never change you beautiful bastard

  • @cerabond7650
    @cerabond7650 Рік тому +1971

    7:29 How calmly Mickey says "gabagool" before he gets sent to hell via bombing himself is just so perfect.

    • @sirhurricane4350
      @sirhurricane4350 Рік тому +56

      *Cries Italian tears of pride*

    • @ender3530
      @ender3530 Рік тому +16

      @@sirhurricane4350 Devo ancora capire questa cosa "gabagool" è una cosa italo-americana? Perché qui in italia non la ho mai sentita.
      I still need to understand this "gabagool" is an italo-american thing? Because here in Italy I have never heard it.

    • @Democrab
      @Democrab Рік тому +28

      @@ender3530 yea it's Italian-American

    • @aceystar1478
      @aceystar1478 Рік тому +12

      @@ender3530 it's italian American slang for capicola

    • @RIPTIDE2034
      @RIPTIDE2034 Рік тому +4

      Gabgool😂

  • @user-vb8cz6wn3i
    @user-vb8cz6wn3i 6 місяців тому +360

    5:10 “GOD DAMIT BOBBY I TOLD YOU I DIDNT WANNA INVADE IRAQ”

    • @winster32
      @winster32 4 місяці тому

      “STOP BLINDING ME YOU ASSHOLE I CAN’T SEE!”
      *WOOOOOOOOOO-*

    • @Jadeapple420
      @Jadeapple420 3 місяці тому +6

      thank you

    • @amydoesart3724
      @amydoesart3724 Місяць тому +4

      ​@@Jadeapple420thats How everyone drafted in to irac felt

    • @Jadeapple420
      @Jadeapple420 Місяць тому

      @@amydoesart3724 yeah no I don't think they did

    • @amydoesart3724
      @amydoesart3724 Місяць тому

      @@Jadeapple420 accidental reply, It was suped to be to the og comment

  • @djembiboy6920
    @djembiboy6920 10 місяців тому +421

    For some reason at 8:16 I thought “What if a human could wield the gun on the A-10?” They would probably fly away or have their arm break

    • @MegaManJake
      @MegaManJake 7 місяців тому +36

      Break? Nah, bro. Their arm is getting ripped off from the recoil

    • @speedstick8981
      @speedstick8981 6 місяців тому +4

      @@MegaManJakejello

    • @pasta1549
      @pasta1549 6 місяців тому +8

      Dude not even they’d just disappear into dust and the gun would turn into a drugged up snake

    • @RandomHyena
      @RandomHyena 6 місяців тому +5

      Do you know stick fight the game? If yes, imagine the minigun from that...or a bit of pink mist...

    • @isaaclee2084
      @isaaclee2084 6 місяців тому +11

      CAN YOU USE THE A-10 TO BECOME THE GUY FROM JETPACK JOYRIDE

  • @Bloodtrozorx
    @Bloodtrozorx Рік тому +11812

    As Master Chief said, "if they can afford a thousand dollar fursuit, they can afford a ten dollar pipe bomb in my mailbox."

    • @THEREALBLU13
      @THEREALBLU13 Рік тому +178

      Beat me to it

    • @44R0Ndin
      @44R0Ndin Рік тому +1

      More like 10k for a nice one. The suit, you dummy.

    • @halo129830
      @halo129830 Рік тому +195

      True chad chief is!

    • @Sparkz1607
      @Sparkz1607 Рік тому +225

      @@44R0Ndin 10k can also get you some really scary chemicals for a Level Two Pipe Bomb. Priorities :)

    • @Wolfbroa
      @Wolfbroa Рік тому +271

      Can’t wait for future fur suits being hidden exo armor skeletons with wrist mounted shotguns

  • @HauntedT
    @HauntedT Рік тому +2480

    11:58 Can we just acknowledge that whenever Badger does something stupid but satisfying he laughs like a french man opening a new pack of cigarettes

    • @masterdaniel9665
      @masterdaniel9665 Рік тому +158

      LMFAOOO "laughs like a french man opening a new pack of cigarettes"
      Bro i'm crying 🤣

    • @thememesjack
      @thememesjack Рік тому +33

      I thought you say "baguette".

    • @azazelmumford2465
      @azazelmumford2465 Рік тому +47

      This comment is so foul i joined in with badgers french laughter.

    • @faydex86
      @faydex86 Рік тому +6

      OH NAH

    • @lunchsimulator3995
      @lunchsimulator3995 Рік тому +45

      "HON HONS" with malicious intent

  • @raidenthenctzenwithinsomni4961
    @raidenthenctzenwithinsomni4961 5 місяців тому +136

    Heavenly getting pissed at Badger suggesting God being a funko pop only to later mispronounced Lynyrd Skynyrd is one of the funniest bits.

  • @zobius9191
    @zobius9191 6 місяців тому +95

    The Insurgency Sandstorm community is by far the best of any first person shooter I've played. When we were insurgents a guy said "Glory to Ukraine" and the next said "Glory to Khazakstan" in the Borat voice. Just a bunch of guys having a good time with no hard feelings. Can't beat it.

  • @TheRealFrozenFire
    @TheRealFrozenFire Рік тому +2357

    This might be the most chaotic video Badger has made in a WHILE.

  • @TheyHe_V
    @TheyHe_V Рік тому +3258

    “You honor, my client pleads oopsie daisy”
    Same energy as “the defendant is not guilty of 2nd degree murder, he just so happened to have caused the victim to make a big fucky wucky and enter the forever box”

    • @eondara8519
      @eondara8519 Рік тому +35

      Most underrated comment here!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Deez736
      @Deez736 Рік тому +13

      HAHA 😂😂

    • @DrewSavo
      @DrewSavo Рік тому +72

      My favourite one I’ve heard recently is “In defence of my client Your Honor, babies kick pregnant women all the time.”

    • @lunchsimulator3995
      @lunchsimulator3995 Рік тому +30

      second degree shaboingery

    • @Foreskin-Bandit
      @Foreskin-Bandit Рік тому +3

      Brandon Herrera

  • @NuclearWolf69gaming
    @NuclearWolf69gaming 8 місяців тому +40

    That's actually accurate for every second that the A-10 Gatling gun fires the aircraft loses 2 mph of air speed and can eventually stall in mid-air if the gun is fired for too long

  • @ham_za420
    @ham_za420 8 місяців тому +127

    7:28 this is my favorite moment in this entire video just because of the “ and uh- gabagool”

    • @zsu-23-4shilka2
      @zsu-23-4shilka2 5 місяців тому +4

      Fun fact: “Gabagool” is a pork cold cut; I learned that from _The Sopranos._

    • @ham_za420
      @ham_za420 5 місяців тому +4

      @@zsu-23-4shilka2 interesting i never knew that

    • @rebel6301
      @rebel6301 5 місяців тому +4

      @@zsu-23-4shilka2 i thought it was a type of cheese

  • @goldsocks9999
    @goldsocks9999 Рік тому +3889

    "All units be advised, my stummy hurt"
    Best line of 2022

    • @tangerinepaint3643
      @tangerinepaint3643 Рік тому +102

      followed by, “overwatch actual, I just pissed my jorts.”

    • @kartikayysola
      @kartikayysola Рік тому +23

      *WOOOOOOO-*

    • @The_whales
      @The_whales Рік тому +19

      *chuckles in calcium*

    • @panchito_1002
      @panchito_1002 11 місяців тому +25

      “God damnit, Bobby! I told you I didn’t wanna invade Iraq!

    • @Bobcat205
      @Bobcat205 11 місяців тому +12

      *_”WOOOOO-_*

  • @Axepax
    @Axepax Рік тому +764

    “All the importance but none of the responsibility. Just stand next to the commander.” Is the single most accurate description of a fire support specialist I think I’ve ever heard.

  • @_atmintis_
    @_atmintis_ 7 місяців тому +42

    5:14 is one of my favorite quotes from a Badger video

  • @thepriorstone4064
    @thepriorstone4064 9 місяців тому +43

    12:13 imagine how terrifying it would be to run away from an enemy as they try to shoot you point blank with an anti material rifle

  • @caster25000
    @caster25000 Рік тому +672

    "If you look like Shigo or a clown, hit me up"
    One of these days, we have to ask Heavenly how he manages to be so unfathomably based.

    • @MrMysteryreviewer
      @MrMysteryreviewer Рік тому +72

      He's based enough to take the handle "Heavenly Father" and make it cool instead of cringe. I don't think we can handle his level of based. It's like peering into the eldritch truth.

    • @blarghinatelazer9394
      @blarghinatelazer9394 Рік тому +47

      @@MrMysteryreviewer He is Heavenly Susfather, our Lord in Headass. Hallowed be his name.

    • @fyrelorde
      @fyrelorde Рік тому +21

      @@blarghinatelazer9394 comments 2:1 deadass

    • @blarghinatelazer9394
      @blarghinatelazer9394 Рік тому +3

      @@fyrelorde Huh

    • @Xios_Angelis
      @Xios_Angelis Рік тому +12

      Heavenly Father, Hallowed be thy Drip

  • @bloodstreak2001
    @bloodstreak2001 Рік тому +1584

    I love how badger just got a TV strapped to his chest, man looking like a soundwave over here.

    • @zachg.4251
      @zachg.4251 Рік тому +160

      Or a Tactical Shitpost Teletubby

    • @bloodstreak2001
      @bloodstreak2001 Рік тому +35

      @@zachg.4251 that works to nice

    • @tankhead2645
      @tankhead2645 Рік тому +38

      He now exclusively communicates through memes

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket Рік тому +24

      @@zachg.4251 The 5th forbidden teletubby

    • @Pandamaxx
      @Pandamaxx Рік тому +40

      @@zachg.4251 tinky winky, dipsy, lala, po, and their drunk uncle, Swaws

  • @modmaniamadness713
    @modmaniamadness713 6 місяців тому +23

    16:04
    Mushroom: You cannot kill me in a way that matters.

  • @Phtm-15
    @Phtm-15 6 місяців тому +21

    5:01 I’m not scared….. proceeds to get absolutely destroyed by a bomb drone and gets disciplined by the enemy

  • @maskythebunny8606
    @maskythebunny8606 Рік тому +1922

    Badger is literally the physical embodiment of: "Never let them know your next move."

    • @thunderrider0368
      @thunderrider0368 Рік тому +31

      So basically…he is Deadpool vs Taskmaster as a person?😂

    • @thegerblinradio
      @thegerblinradio Рік тому +12

      Seriously. We never know what this man is doing next or how based heavenly shall be

    • @SamuelBenedicic_of_NSK
      @SamuelBenedicic_of_NSK Рік тому +4

      the fuckin hands at end of it tho lmao that shit had me hollerin

    • @sharkmr8223
      @sharkmr8223 Рік тому +2

      This applies to every thing, such as jokes, topics, and kill cams.

    • @shinmalphur2734
      @shinmalphur2734 Рік тому +1

      THEY can’t know out next move if WE don’t even know our next move!

  • @jrl924dds
    @jrl924dds Рік тому +1383

    8:21 another fun fact about the A-10 Warthog is that the gun that the A-10 uses was actually invented before the actual plane. The A-10 was specifically designed just to make the gun fly. They literally built a massive gun that shoots bullets the size of beer bottles and only then figured out how to make it fly.

    • @macenanoro826
      @macenanoro826 Рік тому +176

      The first design was simply the gun aimed straight downward.
      The first testing facility for this trial no longer exists.

    • @darkprince597
      @darkprince597 Рік тому +13

      @@macenanoro826hllo saiki k

    • @darkprince597
      @darkprince597 Рік тому +17

      Bro it won’t even let me type it right I’ve tried 5 times

    • @Johnwbooth-so7dk
      @Johnwbooth-so7dk Рік тому +14

      Did you know that the plane was actually built around the gun?

    • @hunterh1175
      @hunterh1175 Рік тому +9

      @@Johnwbooth-so7dk that's literally exactly what he said

  • @kilu_ena..artz.2968
    @kilu_ena..artz.2968 9 місяців тому +117

    22:39 That’s like the quiet kid coming up to you and saying “I like you, don’t come to school tomorrow” 😂

  • @hornetcamaro
    @hornetcamaro 7 місяців тому +6

    6:00
    Badger: "Especially if you hang around A block"
    Me: "So that's where 63rd is located"

  • @tacticalanimationgroup5152
    @tacticalanimationgroup5152 Рік тому +830

    I'm painfully convinced badger could make a whole serious ass movie with his motion tracker suit

    • @RedeemerJared
      @RedeemerJared Рік тому +56

      He doesn't need to, every video since he got the thing has been functionally short film lengthed shitposts.

    • @dumbotterlover2558
      @dumbotterlover2558 Рік тому +19

      COULD? yes
      Would end up ruining it with lizard penguins yelling about how their donuts have too much mustard on them? ALSO yes

    • @herowin3825
      @herowin3825 Рік тому +16

      One of the classic blunders: you put "badger" and "serious" in the same sentence

    • @youraverageotaku1093
      @youraverageotaku1093 Рік тому

      Serious ass? Badjur?

    • @tacticalanimationgroup5152
      @tacticalanimationgroup5152 Рік тому +2

      @@herowin3825 you're right, those never end well together

  • @SomeCatWithGlasses
    @SomeCatWithGlasses Рік тому +679

    I’m pretty sure you could classify Badger’s videos as memetic kill agents with the amount of brain cells you lose while watching them.

    • @karltheskitarii4941
      @karltheskitarii4941 Рік тому +56

      However rendered ineffective *most* of the time due to most of his viewer base not actually having the capacity to lose brain cells they don't have

    • @quinnholloway5400
      @quinnholloway5400 Рік тому +11

      I don't have detectable brain cells cause of my Goddamm squirrel brain

    • @DeezNuts-ju1rj
      @DeezNuts-ju1rj Рік тому +4

      @@quinnholloway5400 N U T

    • @bloodjack2116
      @bloodjack2116 Рік тому +1

      @@DeezNuts-ju1rj N U T

    • @AC-hj9tv
      @AC-hj9tv Рік тому +1

      Hell yea

  • @draconicboy1256
    @draconicboy1256 10 місяців тому +32

    20:12 Repair tool bouta make me die of laughter

  • @bennahlundquist9022
    @bennahlundquist9022 5 місяців тому +20

    Whenever I’m depressed, i go back to old Badger vids so i can guffaw about the best ways to absolutely annihilate humans

  • @N7ZaeedMassani
    @N7ZaeedMassani Рік тому +1055

    The fact I know badger is doing all the animations in his room wearing a $50k skin tight motion suit makes the dancing at the end that much more hilarious

    • @ComissarYarrick
      @ComissarYarrick Рік тому +98

      Suit was 20k, not 50. Still, noone else but Badger would spend this much money just to make top quality shitposts :D

    • @en_waddles
      @en_waddles Рік тому +34

      I thought he said it was 30k, but shit, wouldn’t surprise me if he bought a 50k one.

    • @N7ZaeedMassani
      @N7ZaeedMassani Рік тому +43

      ​@@en_waddles You are correct, it is $31k, but I'm from Canada where that would be almost $50k in northern money after tax

    • @KermitTheGamer21
      @KermitTheGamer21 Рік тому +4

      @@N7ZaeedMassani Badger is Canadian though?

    • @N7ZaeedMassani
      @N7ZaeedMassani Рік тому +18

      @@KermitTheGamer21 he hasn't lived in canada since he was like 9 or something, he lives in LA I believe

  • @r.d.etechno2823
    @r.d.etechno2823 Рік тому +1457

    Fun fact : the ks-23 has a slug round named the barricade that can destroy a car's engine block from up to 100 meters away, yeah 6 gauge is scary.

    • @nepspartan-7597
      @nepspartan-7597 Рік тому +88

      Truly a step between anti-infantry and anti-tank weapons

    • @haph2087
      @haph2087 Рік тому +126

      @@nepspartan-7597 It's simply an anti- weapon. Not anti-this or anti-that, just anti-. Solves problems that way.

    • @404cheeseburgernotfound5
      @404cheeseburgernotfound5 Рік тому +25

      @@haph2087 or anti everything

    • @haph2087
      @haph2087 Рік тому +19

      @@404cheeseburgernotfound5 Yep. Reminds me of “Tank beats everything”.

    • @oldraccoon3688
      @oldraccoon3688 Рік тому +17

      It's the ADATS, but shoulder-fired

  • @someweeb6897
    @someweeb6897 5 місяців тому +8

    4:55 "Their shelter has become their tomb."

  • @S1gerius
    @S1gerius 10 місяців тому +7

    2:55 the pitbull named Cupcake “playing” with a toddler

  • @valkyrcodewolfy5792
    @valkyrcodewolfy5792 Рік тому +1076

    19:17 got me really good
    "get the fuck out of our shower."
    "why can't we just share the shower?"

  • @sethgolas6189
    @sethgolas6189 Рік тому +723

    Dude, Insurgency Sandstorm and Left 4 Dead 2 were the two single games I wanted to see Badger cover and he's now done both. I cannot express how much this made my day.

    • @paulapeno.
      @paulapeno. Рік тому +3

      i swear I was reason he played it

    • @corvusrex9676
      @corvusrex9676 Рік тому +12

      There is another...
      It is time for the dwarf game

    • @jamesmonorow574
      @jamesmonorow574 Рік тому

      @@paulapeno. elaborate

    • @benjaminc924
      @benjaminc924 Рік тому +9

      @@corvusrex9676 hell yeah... Deep Rock Galactic time baby.
      ROCK AND STONE BROTHER!!!

    • @sethgolas6189
      @sethgolas6189 Рік тому +7

      @@corvusrex9676 Of course, how could I forget! Rock and stone brother, rock and stone

  • @Mygg_Jeager
    @Mygg_Jeager 10 місяців тому +16

    3:07
    Badger clearly isn't spending his hours in the same corners of the internet I am, cuz everywhere I've been people will literally not shut the f*ck up about how good this game is LMFAO.

  • @jiado6893
    @jiado6893 6 місяців тому +3

    4:14 I love the concept of just being a skeleton instantly upon death, and so instantaneous you don’t know why.

  • @Woodsflame
    @Woodsflame Рік тому +1928

    I don't feel like "GOD DAMMIT BOBBY I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T WANNA INVADE IRAQ" is getting the credit it deserves, I laughed for a solid 5 minutes straight the first time I heard that. Absolute gold.

    • @shadowlotus6189
      @shadowlotus6189 Рік тому +43

      As did I, my man. I'm glad I learned of King of the Hill and how Hank sounds to let that part flood me with body killing laughter

    • @alextheweeb5426
      @alextheweeb5426 Рік тому +19

      bro i laughed the whole time at work about the shit

    • @jakemckeown
      @jakemckeown 10 місяців тому +4

      Same. There is always at least one part in every video that I can't stop laughing at the first time I see. It doesn't help that I then replay it 15 times.

    • @crochero2801
      @crochero2801 9 місяців тому +1

      5:15 for anyone who wants to keep listening to it and laugh their asses off

    • @Choujifangirl
      @Choujifangirl 7 місяців тому

      That part was pretty good, but the “WOOOO-“ a little bit after was gold as well😆

  • @yaboibruce_808
    @yaboibruce_808 Рік тому +8657

    FINALLY THE KING HAS RETURNED

  • @deluxdiamluxamber8924
    @deluxdiamluxamber8924 10 місяців тому +17

    This is just one of those videos you just come back to because its just so damn funny and entertaining

  • @SpatulaVR1
    @SpatulaVR1 9 місяців тому +7

    13:56 bro really said cu-

  • @stryfe4620
    @stryfe4620 Рік тому +1587

    I like how badger’s favorite class in sandstorm is the exact opposite of the 800lb gorilla in payday.

    • @shadowlotus6189
      @shadowlotus6189 Рік тому +55

      Wait- no. No. No. *No*.
      I hate that you made this connection

    • @NateSchulte
      @NateSchulte Рік тому +17

      I love how you made that connection

    • @electracatforever3356
      @electracatforever3356 Рік тому +7

      what was the connection???

    • @The_whales
      @The_whales Рік тому +44

      2020 badger: I like a 800 lbs gorilla with a giant minigun
      2022 badger: i run around with a deagle and did just as much damage if I had a minigun

    • @stryfe4620
      @stryfe4620 Рік тому +18

      @@shadowlotus6189 yes yes yes yes yes yes *yes* the Badger extened univers is coming togerther and skulker is the twist villain.

  • @karmallamah1699
    @karmallamah1699 Рік тому +431

    Bruh bajur really just animated flicking the safety off of a five seven properly, what a neat hidden detail this is truly a moment

  • @Mason-sl1ti
    @Mason-sl1ti Місяць тому +2

    11:40
    Badger, I can kinda relate to you on this.
    I mained the drakon in the campaign of black ops 3 because in my opinion, it was the most versatile gun! Being able to shoot sniper rounds at a quick rate made me feel so powerful, & putting a thermal scope on it was just like spraying gasoline out of a garden hose at an already raging forest fire!

  • @ttang1280
    @ttang1280 6 місяців тому +5

    10:37 got me

  • @Mewthree-and-Friends2004
    @Mewthree-and-Friends2004 Рік тому +2538

    9:04
    Commander Bagger: “Get inside… right fuckin’ now. Get inside. Get inside. I miss clicked. Please… do not stay outside.”
    Skulker: “NO-!” *Garbled radio noises.*

    • @The_whales
      @The_whales Рік тому +76

      Goose’s reaction is like when a tf2 server got so laggy and broken it has to shut down

    • @n0t_zat0ichi29
      @n0t_zat0ichi29 11 місяців тому +22

      Hate to be that guy but geuce*

    • @WTFMANify
      @WTFMANify 11 місяців тому +22

      Pretty sure that was skulker, judging by the dark pink text

    • @Outlaw_Actual11b
      @Outlaw_Actual11b 10 місяців тому +12

      That was skulker

    • @OMEGA_3541
      @OMEGA_3541 9 місяців тому

      ​@@n0t_zat0ichi29I think you understand why I currently hate you

  • @garrettsmith4760
    @garrettsmith4760 Рік тому +463

    The ingrained memes in these videos is the best. Just seeing “ Ron, you good slime? “ and knowing what it’s from is funny af.

  • @Casandraelf
    @Casandraelf 10 місяців тому +9

    i love watching badger dance at the end. i'd love it if someone made a compilation of all his little dances

  • @joeyb7408
    @joeyb7408 7 місяців тому +4

    This whole video makes me so happy.
    The knowledge you and your friends have makes me even happier and makes me feel like you guys served.

  • @christopherdark4671
    @christopherdark4671 Рік тому +515

    It's a weird feeling when badger is gone for a while. The lack of videos hurts, but every time he comes back with a bottomless well of laughs like this.

    • @Akuis_.
      @Akuis_. Рік тому +1

      @Chad 007 SILENCE, BOT.

    • @TheWigglerKing
      @TheWigglerKing Рік тому

      just watch the old ones even the ones before 2020 are good.

  • @soap2007
    @soap2007 Рік тому +581

    20:22 as a member of the Irish community, that joke was explosive

    • @padraig6200
      @padraig6200 Рік тому +5

      Name dropping the Provos and blowihg up trucks? Count me in mó chara

  • @LitteralBeans
    @LitteralBeans 2 місяці тому +8

    00:08 is that doki doki literature club on the screen? That game is unironicly disturbing

  • @SeabornNomad
    @SeabornNomad 7 місяців тому +5

    dude wtf i cant stop laughing, this is insanity. thank you for this gem, badger

  • @landenman8708
    @landenman8708 Рік тому +217

    12:00 Badger just became the thing he sought to destroy. A Frenchmen

  • @cozmo_3d0
    @cozmo_3d0 Рік тому +636

    The gauge on a slug is just the percentage chance of you existing after they pull the trigger on you

    • @RVSTY555
      @RVSTY555 Рік тому +32

      it's already way lower than 50, but it goes further.

    • @DL-zv5xc
      @DL-zv5xc Рік тому +5

      this by far might be my favorite comment

    • @dylanmitchell152
      @dylanmitchell152 Рік тому +1

      This is definitely an underrated comment

    • @kylebeach2316
      @kylebeach2316 Рік тому +5

      A 6 Guage slug round with dragons breath would be a whole war crime in one package 🤣

    • @coolaxlotldude6794
      @coolaxlotldude6794 Рік тому

      @@RVSTY555 50 gauge would is just plain the shooter misses or hits

  • @ValFBIAgent
    @ValFBIAgent 10 місяців тому +6

    6:50 bang

  • @hiddenhundred8565
    @hiddenhundred8565 Рік тому +375

    God I love Insurgency, the mix of toxic memes and ptsd are gold

    • @venomousvodka7587
      @venomousvodka7587 Рік тому

      Siege return?

    • @__z32guy__
      @__z32guy__ Рік тому

      convinced my whole gaming group to get it by describing it as tarkov but it has slightly retarded and full of chaos

    • @glen1930
      @glen1930 Рік тому +2

      Yh its really fun till u see a guy get blasted down the stairs with a shotgun

    • @hiddenhundred8565
      @hiddenhundred8565 Рік тому +2

      @@__z32guy__ that is a brilliant explanation and man is it a blast, 40mm and blowing up the supply cashe are the best

  • @l.q.a.6279
    @l.q.a.6279 Рік тому +500

    That part at 18:59 is the literal heart of the Sandstorm community (at least in America) for you have never experienced the game until all of you and your teammates are huddling around the guy playing an ukulele while HE shells are falling around you.

    • @sifthead7720
      @sifthead7720 Рік тому +17

      Risk of rain moment
      “….and his music was electric”

    • @ivanmoua9857
      @ivanmoua9857 Рік тому +7

      @@sifthead7720 can you just imagine if he played risk of rain 2? Shit would be crazy

    • @elitef3642
      @elitef3642 Рік тому +3

      Not so far for me. Only people I've been hearing are the characters, gotta say, the insurgent spec ops voice sounds so unprofessional and I love it

    • @l.q.a.6279
      @l.q.a.6279 Рік тому +2

      @@elitef3642 Oh yeah, and that too.
      I remember reading somewhere that having good voice lines in an RTS is extremely important because you will be hearing them over and over again.
      Sandstorm isn't an RTS, but it damn well knows the value of good voice lines. It helps that the former lead game developer is Insurgency Source's sole voice actor (and Black Mesa's HECU voice) and a former Marine. Everyone in Sandstorm and Source acts confident when relaxed, but screams like children when under fire, which brings them more character than the standard ultra-cool ultra-tactical COD characters. Big shout-out to the Insurgent Mercenary, who while being Russian which tends to be stereotypically gruff-voiced and weak grasp of English, is one of the _highest-pitched_ characters out there.

    • @Mr.LeoNov
      @Mr.LeoNov Рік тому +1

      @@elitef3642 just wait until you hear suppressed russian (mercenary) voice lines, it's just awesome (and also understanding what he says makes it just double as funny)

  • @Zenologia4673
    @Zenologia4673 7 місяців тому +3

    “Don’t say 3/5”. Nahhhh that took me a second 😂😂😭

  • @tehtanooki6429
    @tehtanooki6429 24 дні тому +2

    I love how the Barret not only shakes your screen if someone's shooting next to you but constant fire of the gun deafens you and those around you. My brother served in Iraq when they had to take out a target. The guy was on a bridge above him, he told me how the guy got shot with a Barret 50 and the guy was simple missing his upper half from his shoulder down to the opposite side of his hips. And just folded over down off the bridge. Why games say any armor piercing stuff does less damage to people is beyond me.

  • @Carnage_808
    @Carnage_808 Рік тому +3006

    “You should not be legally allowed to commit crimes while listening to Lynyrd Skynyrd”
    Badger, you’re not legally allowed to commit *any* crimes. 💀

    • @Captain8771OnGithub
      @Captain8771OnGithub Рік тому +104

      Badger is the one exception to that law.

    • @charlieflight6124
      @charlieflight6124 Рік тому +40

      Nah, there are definitely some crimes we should be able to commit.

    • @TheOneAndOnlyDJRapta
      @TheOneAndOnlyDJRapta Рік тому +16

      no. lienerd skynerd

    • @mindlessgonzo
      @mindlessgonzo Рік тому +8

      Sounds like quitter talk.

    • @Captain8771OnGithub
      @Captain8771OnGithub Рік тому +7

      i love when youtube notifications wake me up
      can one of you remind me in like 7 hours to turn off notifications? thanks.

  • @Jack5628
    @Jack5628 Рік тому +209

    Every time I see a badger video the animation gets smoother and smoother to the point where it's actually just him in his room no motion capture at all

  • @crimsondynamo615
    @crimsondynamo615 8 місяців тому +3

    Seeing JFJ’s cup in a Badger video got me feeling wild

  • @pacific24seaboat93
    @pacific24seaboat93 Рік тому +463

    11:59 Badger literally turns French with how amazing that sniper was to watch disintegrate somebody at close range

  • @lirey9768
    @lirey9768 5 місяців тому +3

    7:30 "Turns out I clicked right next too me or something...and, uh...Gabagool" why f does that send me so damn hard-

  • @Lpp360
    @Lpp360 7 місяців тому +2

    Bro is 100yd away, but he's going to go at 300MPH. Just to obliterate him, for no reason.

  • @markbaltazar6916
    @markbaltazar6916 Рік тому +376

    Badger has embraced his motivation and summoned the lawn chair, he has ascended beyond anything else

  • @mariaminard2063
    @mariaminard2063 Рік тому +760

    20:07 DUDE GOT THE CONVERSATION FIXING DRILL and it got me ded

    • @matthewboyer7401
      @matthewboyer7401 11 місяців тому +30

      I'm going to use "The Industrial Revolution and its consequences" unironically anytime I get tongue-tied now

    • @papasmurf02
      @papasmurf02 10 місяців тому +11

      Seriously why is just him making repair tool noises the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life

    • @rebel6301
      @rebel6301 5 місяців тому

      @@matthewboyer7401 me too

  • @GunSpyEnthusiast
    @GunSpyEnthusiast 8 місяців тому +1

    " no one wants to play commander because of the presure "
    me most likely as commander: " i am going to launch at the point in 3. i will not be reasoned with. if your too close to the point, pray. "

  • @BenthewildchildE750
    @BenthewildchildE750 7 місяців тому +3

    I love how they’re actual laser sights in the game instead of what moves games are doing for hipfirefire nowadays.

  • @oceanblade95
    @oceanblade95 Рік тому +1608

    Unironically, Badger needs to just make a new channel dedicated to his mocap dancing. It's so good.

    • @TuTataElDaddy
      @TuTataElDaddy Рік тому +25

      Agreed

    • @BlakWulf009
      @BlakWulf009 Рік тому +53

      an entire channel of various characters from popular culture badger-dancing to royalty free music? *sign me the fuck up, bro*

    • @deadeye4047
      @deadeye4047 Рік тому +18

      You forgot "with TheDooo as the DJ."

    • @Seb_No.13
      @Seb_No.13 Рік тому +1

      I would pay money for that

    • @keeganguyer5237
      @keeganguyer5237 Рік тому +1

      What about his raw footage?

  • @expunkstep7226
    @expunkstep7226 Рік тому +908

    I can't believe Heavenly went from Cacodemon to Doomslayer to Skeleton. Homie really hit the bad ending.

    • @kartikayysola
      @kartikayysola Рік тому +39

      *chuckles in calcium*

    • @atlasreborn7221
      @atlasreborn7221 Рік тому +49

      Cacodemon
      Doomslayer
      Mandalorian (for like one fucking video)
      Freddy Fazbear
      and now a Skeleton.
      we also include the Spartan but uh...no.

    • @anthonyporche8110
      @anthonyporche8110 Рік тому +7

      It's one hell of a character arc!

    • @darkarch99
      @darkarch99 Рік тому +3

      don't forget UEF, where he was the CTRL + Space Spammer class.

    • @quinnholloway5400
      @quinnholloway5400 Рік тому

      He didn't drink enough Milk
      So he's forced to be something that requires milk to keep its calcium(health) bar up

  • @Cybernihlis
    @Cybernihlis 8 місяців тому +1

    so this is how u balance the breacher:
    you only get to use the class once per match, and the reasoning is that u blew out his shoulder in that first round so he cannot go into combat.

  • @zombieshark162
    @zombieshark162 15 днів тому +1

    This is what I love, everyone negligent to; snipers can be used anywhere, and doesn't need scoping, because its just a slower, harder-hitting rifle.

  • @GD0nly
    @GD0nly Рік тому +238

    I love when the funny plane flies over and makes the sound of someone twisting bubble wrap

    • @Americanbadashh
      @Americanbadashh Рік тому +8

      If you aren't in foley work, please consider a job in foley work because you may just have the ear for it

    • @GD0nly
      @GD0nly Рік тому +9

      @@Americanbadashh So I had to google "Foley work" because I had no idea what you were talking about. I dabble in music production and sampling is a massive part of what I do for tracks I produce. Knowing how to get inspiration from certain samples is an absolute blessing. Foley might just be exactly what I'm looking for to develop that, so massive thank you! At least I know what to look into now!

    • @GolenCheeseIt
      @GolenCheeseIt Рік тому

      @@GD0nly I read the first reply, thought to myself "what's foley work?", googled it, then came back and read your reply lmao
      Also, if I heard bubble rap popping in a new track, I wouldn't be disappointed...

  • @haikarawalker6996
    @haikarawalker6996 Рік тому +230

    There’s something truly beautiful about the fact that Badger is the only UA-camr that you get *more* excited the longer you’re waiting for a video

  • @Unknown.NotRegistered
    @Unknown.NotRegistered 8 місяців тому +1

    That lift problem is probably the reason the A-10 only has 18 seconds worth of ammo.

  • @dinowolf2382
    @dinowolf2382 8 місяців тому +1

    "using sniper rifles as shotguns" Im dying, because in Ravenfield, I'm shooting the enemy and a BOT comes up to me and point-blanks me in the side of the dome with and AWP, and this line is making me die over it for no reason

  • @fakezombeyy
    @fakezombeyy Рік тому +123

    The phrase "Post-Traumatic Swag Disorder" is one of the sentences of all time.

  • @badebias
    @badebias Рік тому +533

    12:00 When the recoil hits you hard enough to make you laugh in French.

  • @Thedrippleroffical
    @Thedrippleroffical 7 місяців тому +3

    11:14 bro was crying on the floor like a baby

  • @PrescottSF
    @PrescottSF 6 місяців тому +3

    0:35 aged TERRIBLY 😂

    • @nearby222
      @nearby222 6 місяців тому +1

      Honestly lmao

  • @madmouse4465
    @madmouse4465 Рік тому +232

    “*repair tool noises*” might be my favorite bit of the year. I’m stealing it and no one can stop me.

    • @antitank99wotboi55
      @antitank99wotboi55 Рік тому +1

      lol somone actually just stole a drill bit from the store I work at today 🤣

  • @oishi_sammich4542
    @oishi_sammich4542 Рік тому +476

    at 4:59 the transition from game footage to animation was so cool and virtually seamless! Badger and his pals seemed to have so much fun on this one, I was smiling through the whole video! :]

    • @phant0mshad0w56
      @phant0mshad0w56 Рік тому +22

      Yeah his content is so much better when he and his friends play games they actually enjoy instead of strashy sponsored games. Hopefully he gets more non-game sponsors, the videos come out so rarely it always feel like a waste otherwise.

    • @giaxo1739
      @giaxo1739 Рік тому +1

      I just noticed I'm smiling, the hell? My jaw is sore now.

  • @cadrex1405
    @cadrex1405 7 місяців тому +2

    This video was pure chaos and I love every second of it!

  • @needlearcher4806
    @needlearcher4806 8 місяців тому +3

    I swear to jod, watching Badger dance at the end to a sweet beat is half the reason I watch to the end.... the other reason is to dance along!

  • @mr.battles3784
    @mr.battles3784 Рік тому +396

    Badger being a man of pure culture with the Adam’s Mom cup

  • @DrSleeperAgent
    @DrSleeperAgent Рік тому +233

    JFJ's Adam's Mom Cup is the ultimate crossover in my eyes... that is unless you somehow get that madman on your discord.

  • @user-nc8uf6rb7l
    @user-nc8uf6rb7l 7 місяців тому +1

    Truth in advertising and dinosaurs with skateboards have much in common.

  • @belliebun4529
    @belliebun4529 7 місяців тому +6

    4:17 Instructions unclear, the Xylem has impacted the Coral Siphon.

  • @khornelordofskulls7090
    @khornelordofskulls7090 Рік тому +294

    20:06 jesus fucking christ i've never cried so many tears while laughing ever, this entire segment felt like a dream and/or nightmare. the random stutter then jump to "the industrial revolution", all while theres two repair drills in the backround destroyed my lungs through wheezing lmao

    • @mountaindoge141
      @mountaindoge141 Рік тому +17

      Then the perfectly synced “What the fuck?”

    • @chrishamr947
      @chrishamr947 Рік тому +7

      @@mountaindoge141 it genuinely sounded like one dude’s voice getting echoed over itself

    • @decimalheckery5737
      @decimalheckery5737 Рік тому +1

      LITERALLY
      it made me cackle way too hard when suddenly the drill noises started up and two duplicates just Drilling while ontop of the Clipboard Holder made me keel over and die rapidly

  • @_soothsayer_
    @_soothsayer_ Рік тому +243

    20:06 maybe one of the most raw bits in any badger video but I love it

  • @toxicdemon5426
    @toxicdemon5426 7 місяців тому +1

    The A10 sounds like its tearing through the fabric of reality

  • @WolfTrooperRex
    @WolfTrooperRex 7 місяців тому +1

    All I heard was
    “Freedom is the sum of every taxpayer dollar in the US Federal Reserve and the Pentagon’s Black Budget”

  • @spartana47
    @spartana47 Рік тому +724

    Heavenly: Puts a chair in a window.
    *Meanwhile Grizzly: Rips a door off it's hinges in rage

    • @thelyric2751
      @thelyric2751 Рік тому +26

      The funniest thing is that was fucking real lmfao

    • @WindowLickingDeer
      @WindowLickingDeer Рік тому +10

      Grizzy or grizzly?

    • @mr.nobody5493
      @mr.nobody5493 Рік тому +6

      @@WindowLickingDeer YES

    • @spartana47
      @spartana47 Рік тому +4

      @@WindowLickingDeer Grizzy

    • @chompercs983
      @chompercs983 Рік тому +9

      Heavenly got so mad he put a chair in bulletproof glass
      Grizzy got so mad he ripped a door off his hinges and used it as a riot shield

  • @flashbanghere2279
    @flashbanghere2279 Рік тому +299

    Man your content has improved SUBSTANTIALLY since the end of 2017, can’t believe we experienced random memes to SFM to Mo-cap in 5 years!

    • @Yuri-xl1zl
      @Yuri-xl1zl Рік тому

      ngl i preferred it before

    • @sovietdz15
      @sovietdz15 Рік тому +1

      @@Yuri-xl1zl i like both

    • @hio.hinomaru21
      @hio.hinomaru21 Рік тому +1

      He really come in a long way, and he's still crack eventho everytime there are thousands comedic moment.

  • @AndyBrew04
    @AndyBrew04 9 місяців тому +4

    Y’all ever notice that badger just causally turns French when he gets a bit excited about something goofy?