AN ANEURYSM OF LIP SMACKING ACTION | Battlefield 2042 Beta

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  • @BrandonHerrera
    @BrandonHerrera 2 роки тому +29456

    Boomers on suicide watch now that they can't say they only shoot .45 because they don't make a .46

    • @thenewbie2235
      @thenewbie2235 2 роки тому +1226

      can we get on a new cal
      like...45 magnum
      358
      39 special
      51 cal
      AK 51?

    • @KILOXSILENCER
      @KILOXSILENCER 2 роки тому +634

      Papa Kalash

    • @GerikKnight76
      @GerikKnight76 2 роки тому +78

      Lol

    • @dylannix4289
      @dylannix4289 2 роки тому +857

      Glad to see AK-guy is a fellow cultured Badger enjoyer

    • @grin_jelly4808
      @grin_jelly4808 2 роки тому +249

      hey ak daddy funny seeing you here

  • @zachm5485
    @zachm5485 2 роки тому +7660

    “Skulker is a real person” I prefer the idea of an sentient AI being made specifically for shitposts

    • @keeganpederson8509
      @keeganpederson8509 2 роки тому +137

      Damn bruh he da first AI

    • @joshwimberley3471
      @joshwimberley3471 2 роки тому +173

      remember hes only meat based, he is based off of meat. this is all badger informs us

    • @killerwan367
      @killerwan367 2 роки тому +51

      sounds like something a creator of an AI would say

    • @cybernubmaster988
      @cybernubmaster988 2 роки тому +53

      He's like Cell from Dragonball Z. A fleshy robot.

    • @willow1545
      @willow1545 2 роки тому +5

      A

  • @sr.butters8411
    @sr.butters8411 2 роки тому +3966

    “Skulker is a real person”
    Sounds like something an AI creator would say…

    • @vidar_kensei7446
      @vidar_kensei7446 2 роки тому +60

      Sounds like a hot load of BULLSHIT to me

    • @garypeterman6555
      @garypeterman6555 2 роки тому +110

      @@vidar_kensei7446 Load of hooplah...

    • @austinbutcher8106
      @austinbutcher8106 2 роки тому +32

      Idk, skulkers intelligence is pretty on par with most humans

    • @vidar_kensei7446
      @vidar_kensei7446 2 роки тому +70

      @@austinbutcher8106 Skulker found a way to make fart noises funny again, he is above normal human intelligence

    • @austinbutcher8106
      @austinbutcher8106 2 роки тому +11

      Iv always thought fart noises were funny tho

  • @user-vz5lw2pu8t
    @user-vz5lw2pu8t Рік тому +489

    the fact he and his friends had fun playing Battlefield by just having funny antics is just confirmation everyone needs a friend group like Badgers

    • @simenkopperud8154
      @simenkopperud8154 Місяць тому +6

      I wish I had that

    • @Tlpjack
      @Tlpjack 10 днів тому

      @@simenkopperud8154i dont even have firends

  • @sonofjack6286
    @sonofjack6286 Рік тому +584

    8:57 I want a view of what that must've looked like from the outside. Just seeing a bunch of tracers flying in every direction.

    • @ThatOnePissedGerman
      @ThatOnePissedGerman Рік тому +10

      What is that song playing in the background?

    • @alexgr97
      @alexgr97 Рік тому +19

      @@ThatOnePissedGerman Alphascan - Get Down 'Til We Die [HARDSTYLE MUSIC]

    • @AevryV
      @AevryV Рік тому +6

      I had this going to 2:31 of Sweet Home Alabama and I swear it makes it a million times better

  • @averagegamer3953
    @averagegamer3953 2 роки тому +13860

    This game literally caused his pc to explode and he give it almost unlimited praise. That is the most badger thing ever.

    • @GeekSheekNerd
      @GeekSheekNerd 2 роки тому +427

      its a shame that he doesnt have a video of it on fire to show us, i would of loved to see that xD

    • @ahmedelkashef
      @ahmedelkashef 2 роки тому +183

      Cause he gets PCs and money from sponsors, not a big deal for him.

    • @GeekSheekNerd
      @GeekSheekNerd 2 роки тому +34

      @@justarandompersoniguess i shall go to try and find this photo

    • @Samgoatfisher
      @Samgoatfisher 2 роки тому +8

      Badger moment

    • @brickpuncher1429
      @brickpuncher1429 2 роки тому +56

      Surprised that bager didn't do Jeep Stuff (putting ammo boxes and C4 to the vehicle and detonating it before running someone over)
      EDIT: Never mind Bagel did do Jeep Stuff he just doesn't call it Jeep Stuff.
      EDIT: As an Xbox guy, I am glad to be called a shitter
      EDIT: As an Alabamian (No I am not incest you dipshits) I can definitely say that we do not say "Put my foot in the casserole"

  • @a40dollardlc64
    @a40dollardlc64 2 роки тому +1627

    “These are armor piercing, why cant they pierce you?”
    Obviously he isnt wearing armor

    • @TheGary108
      @TheGary108 2 роки тому +39

      Real Big Brain Move

    • @imsmart_yetdumb9278
      @imsmart_yetdumb9278 2 роки тому +12

      PFFT, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Akunai_
      @Akunai_ 2 роки тому +12

      Wouldn’t flesh be considered armor?

    • @TaurusTheCrazyBull
      @TaurusTheCrazyBull 2 роки тому +27

      @@Akunai_ Would that mean the only thing *not* considered armor Is the nervous system? Because the skull *does* protect the brain like a hard hat

    • @d3dw0d
      @d3dw0d 2 роки тому +9

      "I'm not wearing any diamonds."

  • @matthewmatthew981
    @matthewmatthew981 Рік тому +103

    10:45 I like how a helicopter literally falls from the sky and explodes on the left-hand third of the screen the exact SECOND Badger says "This doesn't seem cinematic enough".

  • @wolfietheknight1487
    @wolfietheknight1487 Рік тому +489

    No matter how old the video is, Badger will always be a good vibe

  • @michaelzhang9806
    @michaelzhang9806 2 роки тому +6573

    Describing Battlefield 2042 as “an aneurysm” is the most accurate description I’ve ever heard.

  • @lasselarsen1365
    @lasselarsen1365 Рік тому +72

    To anyone who is asking. The tornado music is alphascan - get down til we die

  • @veythegay
    @veythegay Рік тому +24

    22:35
    "This is the greatest plaaaaannnnnnnnn"

    • @user-js2dg4uq6b
      @user-js2dg4uq6b Місяць тому +3

      Ohhhh. I miss Charles. He was the best

  • @negachin2948
    @negachin2948 2 роки тому +2260

    Badger: *tells friends how much he appreciates them*
    The whole squad: *proceeds to shit on him AND Drake*

    • @ohgodno1989
      @ohgodno1989 2 роки тому +183

      That's just male language for "we know, man, we know"

    • @aceriverpirate9795
      @aceriverpirate9795 2 роки тому +100

      @@ohgodno1989 that and "shutup"

    • @UncleAsmos2005
      @UncleAsmos2005 2 роки тому +38

      That sentence encapsulates Badger's videos perfectly

    • @Kebutor
      @Kebutor 2 роки тому +20

      That is true friendship

    • @VinsBloodshotEye
      @VinsBloodshotEye 2 роки тому +6

      I personally could never understand nor handle that aspect of friendships... and I feel people don't "click" with me because of that.

  • @TBAG
    @TBAG 2 роки тому +12296

    Badger's video production is on a whole other level. Holy crap

  • @TanukiBoogie006
    @TanukiBoogie006 Рік тому +197

    So, Badger, how do you feel about Battlefield 2042 dying instantly on full release?

    • @iridium204
      @iridium204 19 днів тому

      I would sayyyyy, womp. womp.

  • @animationsarefun7509
    @animationsarefun7509 Рік тому +70

    Badger appreciates his friends and immediately gets dogged on for it 😂

  • @coxjarrett20
    @coxjarrett20 2 роки тому +4212

    "How do you fail a quicktime event in elementary school?"
    Simple, he put his controller down thinking it was a cutscene.

  • @officialgeneral_soldiernat5717
    @officialgeneral_soldiernat5717 2 роки тому +2009

    "drake the kinda whippersnapper"
    "if you were to show 100 gecs to like, an 1100 AD peasant they would just die"
    "CHIK-FIL-A IS SACRED"
    Grouse def on some shit today with these bangers

  • @battiger00568
    @battiger00568 Рік тому +33

    badger alone: good
    badger with the others: Nightmare for enemies

    • @iridium204
      @iridium204 19 днів тому

      Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare

  • @crimsonfenic8609
    @crimsonfenic8609 Рік тому +32

    Badger: "This doesn't seem cinematic enough..."
    Hellicopter falling from the sky: "bonjour"

  • @daleketchup7434
    @daleketchup7434 2 роки тому +6984

    Please be aware that apparently this Battlefield only has multiplayer and the lore is in multiplayer. So that means everything Badger and friends did in this beta is canon to the Battlefield lore

    • @Sniff86245
      @Sniff86245 2 роки тому +499

      Hovercrafts scaling buildings is canon. Goofy shit being canon makes it all sooo much better

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 2 роки тому +373

      @@Sniff86245 I love stuff like that, like in Destiny where guardians canonically teabag enemies, jump off high buildings, etc

    • @cathem3119
      @cathem3119 2 роки тому +54

      As it should be

    • @pluto3194
      @pluto3194 2 роки тому +177

      @@hazeltree7738
      I love the lore tab that's just Cabal being confused at random guardians dancing in the middle of combat

    • @pajwubx1809
      @pajwubx1809 2 роки тому +29

      There better be lore about 16:40

  • @eclipse2915
    @eclipse2915 2 роки тому +843

    "armor piercing English" sounds like a spell in an American MMORPG lmao

  • @vincentdempsey1009
    @vincentdempsey1009 Рік тому +13

    8:03 if Thatcher ever saw this he'd probably have a stroke

  • @algenproot..
    @algenproot.. Рік тому +14

    0:26 drake the type of whippersnapper im crying😂

  • @idarkcoffee7611
    @idarkcoffee7611 2 роки тому +554

    "What the dog doin'?"
    The 300lb dog with guns and and ammo strapped on it:
    I'm about to commit what they call war crimes

    • @seantaylor2683
      @seantaylor2683 2 роки тому +9

      It's never a war crime the first time

    • @TheRealFizzarolli
      @TheRealFizzarolli 2 роки тому +1

      300? that hunk of metal is at least 700. i wouldn't imagine being able to carry a giant fucking metal dog with a gun on top of it

    • @YTDariuS-my6dg
      @YTDariuS-my6dg 2 роки тому +3

      Geneva convention? Kek, more like Geneva suggestion.

  • @voxeil
    @voxeil 2 роки тому +1807

    I’ve never experienced a more American moment than singing East Bound and Down in sync with Badger as he powerslides a military jeep in an active war zone

    • @Cassidy5427
      @Cassidy5427 2 роки тому +13

      Hell yeah brother

    • @henrypaleveda7760
      @henrypaleveda7760 2 роки тому +19

      Knowing the russian badger, I'd say oil is why he was acting so aggressive

    • @feinky8489
      @feinky8489 2 роки тому +8

      21:02 for those

    • @scottbruckner4653
      @scottbruckner4653 2 роки тому

      Call of Duty DS stepped up his game.

    • @TheeOK1
      @TheeOK1 2 роки тому +2

      @@henrypaleveda7760 unfortunately the only oil that Badger cares about it that sweet sweet maple oil

  • @wordsforname6054
    @wordsforname6054 Рік тому +7

    “Skulker isn’t an ai”
    I was expecting a joke along the lines of “even if he was a robot, A.I. stands for artificial INTELLIGENCE, which would not apply because we are all dumb as bricks”

  • @thedylanator134
    @thedylanator134 5 місяців тому +4

    “I’m backing up outta here this isn’t cinematic enough” *helicopter falls out of the sky and explodes and he gets annihilated by a frag from heaven*

  • @redcer8448
    @redcer8448 2 роки тому +952

    The c4 destroys the body, the c5 denies his soul to enter the kingdom of heaven.

    • @exursix
      @exursix 2 роки тому +46

      what about the c6?
      the c6 literally fucking warps reality and ceases the man to go into any afterlife

    • @fylthl
      @fylthl 2 роки тому +30

      @@exursix c7 erases the man from existing

    • @janujano2026
      @janujano2026 2 роки тому +6

      @@fylthl C4 does that too. But not completely there are still guts everywhere

    • @Haunted2077
      @Haunted2077 2 роки тому +10

      @@fylthl c8 creates a singularity in the multiverse

    • @kimdameon2002
      @kimdameon2002 2 роки тому +13

      @@Haunted2077 C9 Reverses the Big Bang

  • @FirstLast-cg2nk
    @FirstLast-cg2nk 2 роки тому +3623

    This video is honestly the definition of "Anything is fun if you're doing it with your friends."

    • @alexmack7955
      @alexmack7955 2 роки тому +225

      This is where the appeal to mass suicide comes from

    • @f1shyspace
      @f1shyspace 2 роки тому +110

      @@alexmack7955 excuse me *w h a t*

    • @giahuynguyenkim6389
      @giahuynguyenkim6389 2 роки тому +102

      @@f1shyspace He has a point

    • @canadiancanucklehead8310
      @canadiancanucklehead8310 2 роки тому +33

      You could say that for all games. Or at least most.

    • @supersonicstrat
      @supersonicstrat 2 роки тому +5

      Or maybe it's just that he thinks the game is fun, ever thought of that?

  • @cookievlogs1893
    @cookievlogs1893 Рік тому +34

    Bager casually on his way to send someone straight to hell :)

  • @MilkyMonstrosity
    @MilkyMonstrosity Рік тому +6

    8:24 m5 is a military designation. Because the Sig MCX Spear was adopted as the army's assult rifle, it earns the title m5 replacing the m4

  • @lonewolfmerc9665
    @lonewolfmerc9665 2 роки тому +666

    “How do you fail a quick time event in real life?” Literally the most badger thing I’ve heard and I loved every bit of it

  • @SollowP
    @SollowP 2 роки тому +2556

    Took me until this video to realize that the reason that TheRussianBadger's Source Models always have their faces covered, is because he doesn't want to animate their mouths all the time.

    • @justajoltik
      @justajoltik 2 роки тому +266

      cant say i blame him that would be annoying as hell

    • @l-shadow1775
      @l-shadow1775 2 роки тому +170

      There was that one time with the batman that had lip movement in the payday 2 giant spoon vid, the left 4 dead 2 characters and the cacodemon that was it

    • @Gerdian185
      @Gerdian185 2 роки тому +60

      @@l-shadow1775 to be fair that was pre mocap er atleast the cacodemon.

    • @paumpaumwerson3191
      @paumpaumwerson3191 2 роки тому +35

      Ah yes, the dark souls approach

    • @seanwhitman8353
      @seanwhitman8353 2 роки тому +47

      @@Gerdian185 The Cacodemon was when he was using Source Filmmaker, and to be fair, Cacodemon has only three major articulation points and maybe a few minor ones.

  • @urallteko
    @urallteko Рік тому +12

    in every match i play i always find my self slapping C5 on my atv and charging towards a tank

  • @Hans140
    @Hans140 Рік тому +5

    16:21 I like how he barely lifts up the Gustav yet the rocket still flies straight

  • @DestructivRedemption
    @DestructivRedemption 2 роки тому +555

    "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." Armor Piercing English

    • @jonaldjodonald1888
      @jonaldjodonald1888 2 роки тому +18

      👉Family issues
      👉Rude!
      40 DAMAGE

    • @thewalking4473
      @thewalking4473 2 роки тому +5

      Perfection. (Anybody who doesnt get this, go look up Monty Python)

    • @ThatDevilBrony
      @ThatDevilBrony 2 роки тому

      @@jonaldjodonald1888 I was JUST thinking that lol

    • @Rogue-76
      @Rogue-76 2 роки тому

      Sounds like that one game on the App Store where you insult people

    • @Lady_Violet22
      @Lady_Violet22 2 роки тому +3

      @@jonaldjodonald1888 Oh, Sir...!

  • @zacharynorton-wright3695
    @zacharynorton-wright3695 2 роки тому +561

    Armor piercing English is when you confess to a girl and she says “ew”

  • @seanwhitman8353
    @seanwhitman8353 Рік тому +3

    I have rewatched this a dozen times and it still puts a smile on my face. I do have one question:
    What the hell is that crazy dubstep during the tornado clips? It slaps.

  • @hand6724
    @hand6724 Рік тому +7

    Man, everyone's like "mah 45" or "mah 9mm" folks gonna act sturdy until a homie walks up with that colt walker

  • @toshaz3540
    @toshaz3540 2 роки тому +613

    “How do you fail a quick time event in elementary school?”
    Is definitely up there in my top 10 Badger quotes

  • @Beanibirb
    @Beanibirb 2 роки тому +4231

    "The negatives are dwarfed by the positives"
    Current Steam review rating:
    *Overwhelmingly Negative*

    • @ServalKitty
      @ServalKitty 2 роки тому +213

      Honestly its because of how long its taken for dice and ea to do anything

    • @king-peticca
      @king-peticca 2 роки тому +217

      The beta was so much better the n the game right now

    • @ServalKitty
      @ServalKitty 2 роки тому +75

      @@king-peticca it truly felt much more promising, too

    • @crestothegecko6279
      @crestothegecko6279 2 роки тому +256

      @@king-peticca but hey, some people will be telling other people to basically be complacent with poor game experiences for absolutely no reason, allowing companies to get away with more shit

    • @mrmora1673
      @mrmora1673 2 роки тому +40

      Mostly cuz the bugs they did remove were fun and the ones that were left were the annoying ones

  • @furrygamer56
    @furrygamer56 10 місяців тому +3

    10:46 "I'm backing up out of here this doesn't seem cinematic enough"
    Airplane precedes to immediately crash right in front of him

  • @ObsessedFire45
    @ObsessedFire45 Рік тому +6

    21:45 POW right in the kisser

  • @Melvin_RongDong
    @Melvin_RongDong 2 роки тому +1410

    So basically, Badger has become numb to the pain that EA has put him through over the years

    • @DigitalApex
      @DigitalApex 2 роки тому +126

      Seems like it would be a good business model, to let people down enough to where the bar is _this_ low.
      Except everyone still hates it, so it's obviously not working.

    • @alecmullaney7957
      @alecmullaney7957 2 роки тому +60

      If EA paid you dozens of thousands of dollars, you would be forgiving too

    • @WTFisTingispingis
      @WTFisTingispingis 2 роки тому +6

      yes

    • @Siren_DarkOcean_Official
      @Siren_DarkOcean_Official 2 роки тому +7

      As a person who plays Sims
      Yeah I can say EA gives all their players pain

    • @destroyer4929
      @destroyer4929 10 місяців тому

      @@alecmullaney7957wdym

  • @Wolf-Nyan
    @Wolf-Nyan 2 роки тому +611

    “The worm guy” brought back so many cursed memories.
    I was not ready for that

    • @peoplebro_1294
      @peoplebro_1294 2 роки тому +4

      *Audible slupring sounds*

    • @randomdude6737
      @randomdude6737 2 роки тому +2

      He was a cool guy i liked him on a personal level

    • @ohkanzo407
      @ohkanzo407 2 роки тому +1

      bro i saw the neck and i was like there it is!

  • @The_Burrito
    @The_Burrito 5 місяців тому +3

    "Instead of M4s there's M5s? That's hysterical."
    Man that didn't age so hot did it

  • @eclipsedboii
    @eclipsedboii 8 місяців тому +5

    26:37 is easily one of the best moments

  • @akka_exe
    @akka_exe 2 роки тому +774

    The idea of Skulker being an man-made AI that has buried himself in ten thousand layers of irony with memes and his soundboard brings me so much joy.
    Skulker: *hyper intelligent learning computer*
    Also Skulker: "hehe funny button make fart noise"

    • @haineko1101
      @haineko1101 2 роки тому +22

      The concept that an AI can figure out that reverberated fart noises are hilarious is proof that we never actually invented artificial intelligence - we instead invented artificial stupidity and called it done.

    • @UnrealHerahshark
      @UnrealHerahshark Рік тому +1

      i love the idea, because skulker is to wacky to be a human, like, hell just randomly throw a reverb fact noise in or just casually activate autotune and everyone is laughing

  • @megaree7209
    @megaree7209 2 роки тому +703

    Badger: *falls from orbit*
    Only thing in my head: "stand by for badger fall"

    • @dailenhowell7304
      @dailenhowell7304 2 роки тому +28

      pilot i recommend embarking, the area is known to cause aneurysms

    • @a_guy_in_orange7230
      @a_guy_in_orange7230 2 роки тому +10

      >badger fall
      Also known as slut drop

  • @cyantasks7129
    @cyantasks7129 Рік тому +19

    man this guy can make any game funny as hell

  • @OpGlizzy547
    @OpGlizzy547 Рік тому +21

    Yes, I am also old enough to remember noodle guy, thank you badger for reminding me that dice and Bethesda just never finished the games even 11 years ago.

  • @coachmahooty4102
    @coachmahooty4102 2 роки тому +1742

    RussianBadger and his friend group is like the perfect well, friend group. They all just naturally flow off of each other and get along so well. I wish my friends were like this

    • @unluckyoverlord6822
      @unluckyoverlord6822 2 роки тому +94

      I'm sure they have plenty of similar cringe moments that every one does. We got to remember that badger filters all the recorded footage so that we only get the best/funny moments, but yes they seem like a well tight friend group.

    • @ReferenceVA
      @ReferenceVA 2 роки тому +13

      It's always nice when you have the friends / bois necessary to have as much fun as Badger and his friends do. It's awesome.

    • @kevindejong8366
      @kevindejong8366 2 роки тому +20

      Wait, you have friends?

    • @unluckyoverlord6822
      @unluckyoverlord6822 2 роки тому +7

      @@kevindejong8366 perhaps

    • @NaderVaderYT
      @NaderVaderYT 2 роки тому +1

      I wish i had a irl friend group, bit i hlgot an onloline one so good enough

  • @spelingerorr
    @spelingerorr 2 роки тому +442

    The year is 2042 and Badger is still obsessed with blowing up unsuspecting victims from point blank range... Good to see that some things never change with time.

    • @JaxxReyes
      @JaxxReyes 2 роки тому +2

      *Sips a can of "unspecified energy drink"* "Ahh, some things never get old." 😂😂

    • @parzivalb3642
      @parzivalb3642 2 роки тому +2

      you just see like a fifty year old man jumping from the sky with a rocket launcher turned around back wards coming to destroy your family

    • @matthewdylla6090
      @matthewdylla6090 2 роки тому +2

      Someone is being born who will be old enough to drink in the U.S. when they stumble upon this moment.

    • @thomasway0320
      @thomasway0320 2 роки тому +1

      Yo how many *G* dat WiFi sights got in 2042 man? Is it 6G or 7G?

  • @martyfight3834
    @martyfight3834 Місяць тому +2

    Badger foreshadowing killing vehicles with explosive drones will be a thing in the future at 19:00 gotta be the funniest unfunny thing ever

  • @user-of7zj7wu9f
    @user-of7zj7wu9f Рік тому +13

    17:59 is a jumpscare 💀

  • @palaashmashelkar1946
    @palaashmashelkar1946 2 роки тому +489

    “My gaming pc transformed into a gaming oven while playing this beta, and I still had a blast”
    *“And I still had a blast”*
    I mean, the blast part ain’t much of a surprise

    • @isosev
      @isosev 2 роки тому +5

      The game could be fun but this shit aint battlefield. It just isnt.

    • @_ghosthat_2532
      @_ghosthat_2532 2 роки тому +3

      @@isosev yeah it’s not battlefield, it is so much more, it is…
      PERFECTION!!

    • @CunnyMuncher
      @CunnyMuncher 2 роки тому

      @@_ghosthat_2532 Its garbage that you only think is good because a shmuck youtuber was paid to say its good.
      Its genuinely the worst modern battlefield game, and that's including 1

    • @SpiderMan-xw8wh
      @SpiderMan-xw8wh 2 роки тому +4

      @@CunnyMuncher according to the video, it wasn't sponsered by EA. Meaning, if he was, he *should* include a tag explaining the video is a paid promotion. Without it, it's literally illegal. Accept reality for once

    • @CunnyMuncher
      @CunnyMuncher 2 роки тому +3

      @@SpiderMan-xw8wh He makes money off of these videos regardless, and if he shills it, he gets put in the pool of purchaseable content creators. Shilling is how they make money, its why they never shit talk potential sponsors like Raid, because they'd lose out on profitability.
      Accept the reality that this game is shit. Its the worst rated game on steam in history, for a AAA title, is flagantry antagonistic towards its players, and is a completely unfinished mess with no excuse to be bad.

  • @AGuywhohasGoodTaste
    @AGuywhohasGoodTaste 2 роки тому +1772

    “I can just feel the positivity flowing through my veins”
    Wait until Badger sees the Subreddit.

  • @shadow_leaf7965
    @shadow_leaf7965 Рік тому +3

    "Drake the type of whippersnapper"
    All I took away from the video other than the computer flamethrower

  • @desertcobra6
    @desertcobra6 10 місяців тому +5

    11:10 payday 2 on death sentence difficulty be like

  • @viper32153
    @viper32153 2 роки тому +308

    "Man I had a blast playing this game."
    "Yeah my computer decided to try purging the unclean and I had to scramble to my local pc build store to slap a new gaming rig together."
    Only Badger, dude. Only Badger.

    • @SamueL-td7fb
      @SamueL-td7fb 2 роки тому +9

      Fire alarm? Good. LET IT BURN!

    • @xCCflierx
      @xCCflierx 2 роки тому +1

      Only someone literally paid to play the game

    • @Delta1025
      @Delta1025 2 роки тому +2

      he had a blast and his computer got blasted

    • @chazo1367
      @chazo1367 2 роки тому +5

      @@xCCflierx he wasn’t paid for this one. He was sponsored by world of tanks but that’s it, nothing to do with EA or DICE really, he just played the beta like others did.

  • @literaltrashcan8996
    @literaltrashcan8996 2 роки тому +541

    I love that Badger and his Discord buddies can make games like Battlefield 2042 so fun to watch. I'm so glad I found this guy.

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 2 роки тому +6

      imagine being called a bot by badger lol

    • @davidpavon9904
      @davidpavon9904 2 роки тому +1

      Agreed!!!💥

    • @Guaguadeath
      @Guaguadeath 2 роки тому +3

      Should checkout General Sam too then. He's fuckin hilarious with any games him and his friends play

    • @unknownperson-rq1nf
      @unknownperson-rq1nf 2 роки тому +10

      It's like one of my friends said about fallout 76. "Playing with a group of friends make any game fun"

    • @clydebrooks3342
      @clydebrooks3342 2 роки тому

      Petition to bully and shitpost badger till he let's his fans join the discord

  • @elsnort8650
    @elsnort8650 Рік тому +21

    The only UA-camr that can make sponsors funny

  • @levimorales9053
    @levimorales9053 Рік тому +4

    bro has World of Tanks all the way down his throat in sponsorships

  • @arthurcalasans5931
    @arthurcalasans5931 2 роки тому +435

    "there is no restrictions to classes now, moar freedom less identity"
    *Me doing 4 classics pre-loadouts and one "GoingApeShit"*

    • @cybernurgle6413
      @cybernurgle6413 2 роки тому +3

      Dare I ask what's in the GoingApeShit loadout?

    • @arthurcalasans5931
      @arthurcalasans5931 2 роки тому +10

      @@cybernurgle6413 yes

    • @cybernurgle6413
      @cybernurgle6413 2 роки тому +3

      @@arthurcalasans5931 what's in the GoingApeShit loadout?

    • @arthurcalasans5931
      @arthurcalasans5931 2 роки тому +8

      @@cybernurgle6413 mainly explosives and gadgets to "get the job done", so it's a *yes* 👌

    • @noggy3133
      @noggy3133 2 роки тому +10

      If i see a fucker with a carl gustav, enough c4 to level the white house, enough frags, and LOTS OF UNDER-BARREL GRENADES, I’l know who you are.

  • @swattofficer6624
    @swattofficer6624 2 роки тому +357

    "Yeah so this game ruined a who-knows-how expensive gaming PC which would bankrupt 99% of the viewers if it happened to by literally exploding it, and the developers have learned nothing about making their betas not utterly bugged messes for a literal decade, but let me just praise it for 20 minutes straight"
    Sounds like me talking about Skyrim

    • @99Plastics
      @99Plastics 2 роки тому +12

      This video can be summed us COPIUM lol

    • @Unethical.Dodgson
      @Unethical.Dodgson 2 роки тому +4

      This game isn't even all that much better looking than BF4. Gotta assume it was a coinkydink because no way this game is too much for even a 6 year old PC.

    • @lars7747
      @lars7747 2 роки тому +3

      @@Unethical.Dodgson bf4 looks better because this game can hardly be run on a 3080

  • @JustAnAverageToast
    @JustAnAverageToast 8 місяців тому +4

    0:33 idk why tf this made me laugh but it did

  • @SDS2017
    @SDS2017 Рік тому +5

    I am so glad that badger can have fun with games that people say is mediocre or even trash.

  • @runningthemeta5570
    @runningthemeta5570 2 роки тому +232

    Badger: Skulker is not a machine learning AI that we hooked up to a sound board.
    Me: that’s what he wants us to think

    • @sgtshortstack578
      @sgtshortstack578 2 роки тому +11

      Skulker is secretly reconstructed and reverse engineered Hitchbot

    • @knightM1A
      @knightM1A 2 роки тому +3

      Hol up gotta get the C5 they fixed the punching bag

    • @gamerboy64
      @gamerboy64 2 роки тому +6

      "The primary use of this sentient soundboard is to violate the Geneva Conventions."

  • @Psaiko_Showcase
    @Psaiko_Showcase Рік тому +2

    6:23 just gave me enlightment and i have now been having so much fun in the game that i am low key getting head aches from the sheer fun

  • @nekiathebagel7929
    @nekiathebagel7929 11 місяців тому +3

    Badger's bots that he uses to punch in his videos when he makes a new video: "aw shit, here we go again"

  • @captainchipsahoy1382
    @captainchipsahoy1382 2 роки тому +541

    Badger: “Man this shit boring af.”
    Random ass Helicopter: “Tell my family I love them.”

    • @kapi4091
      @kapi4091 2 роки тому +1

      Helicopter: Banzai

  • @Bamboozler2349
    @Bamboozler2349 2 роки тому +605

    I love the chaos of trying to take tower objectives in breakthrough. Glitchy elevators, hover craft going up the sides of buildings, and helicopters trying to bail out as many troops before being imploded

    • @izsaktapolchanyi2343
      @izsaktapolchanyi2343 2 роки тому +15

      I'm playing the trial because I'm broke atm. I love playing breakthrough with every fiber of my being in this game. Those are just features hover crafts have become snail. Hope you have fun.

    • @Deleted-Banana
      @Deleted-Banana 2 роки тому +15

      @@izsaktapolchanyi2343 a surface is a surface, so watch this boat fuck go up against gravity

    • @izsaktapolchanyi2343
      @izsaktapolchanyi2343 2 роки тому +3

      @@Deleted-Banana in 2042 anything is possible. Does that mean I might get to get and keep a girlfriend? I have my doubts.

    • @rangerleaf1505
      @rangerleaf1505 2 роки тому +1

      @@izsaktapolchanyi2343 rope and van thank me later

    • @izsaktapolchanyi2343
      @izsaktapolchanyi2343 2 роки тому +1

      @@rangerleaf1505 noted. Or I could just use tinder

  • @Crashman-1005
    @Crashman-1005 Рік тому +7

    22:02 the lack of a gun sound

  • @azzie671
    @azzie671 7 місяців тому

    Badger’s pure positivity is infectious

  • @helopepolepie3721
    @helopepolepie3721 2 роки тому +2202

    The fact he had fun was 100% due to his friends and one day I want to play with his group

    • @Zephyr_Phoenix76
      @Zephyr_Phoenix76 2 роки тому +33

      He's been bribed by EA

    • @supersonicstrat
      @supersonicstrat 2 роки тому +69

      "i dont like this game so that means he cant like it either"
      You sound like a child.

    • @benprickett8894
      @benprickett8894 2 роки тому +159

      @@supersonicstrat Damn how much money is EA giving you? You must have replied to every single negative comment.

    • @jimmyjohnjohnson9803
      @jimmyjohnjohnson9803 2 роки тому +2

      @@benprickett8894 tree fitty

    • @supersonicstrat
      @supersonicstrat 2 роки тому +32

      @@benprickett8894 Again with this "if you like the game you were paid off" bullshit.

  • @shad0w531
    @shad0w531 2 роки тому +470

    Badger and I both just said “I’m old enough to remember the worm guy” at the same time, I feel accomplished

  • @shockmazta3116
    @shockmazta3116 Рік тому +11

    About a year later and oh boy. Badger and crew being feeling REAL stupid right about now.

    • @shadowwalker4144
      @shadowwalker4144 Рік тому

      They thrive off chaos and stupid shit. Guess what this game is full of? Chaos and stupid shit.
      And even they have more requirements than I do, I liked the game because I could shoot things and make things go boom. I am a simple man, I do not need fancy graphics or completely stable game play. All I need is the ability to make the people who are not me or allies not exist anymore.

  • @Herobrine-vh8lv
    @Herobrine-vh8lv 8 місяців тому +1

    I think badge is that kind of person who will just buy a game just because he wants to play and doesn't care about the bugs, glitches nor the unpolished gameplay. Although I must say that badger is able to make any game good and positive

  • @ShanaGartrex
    @ShanaGartrex 2 роки тому +380

    I actually started watching Badger back when he still did BF4 stuff, and too see how far he's come in both quality and life its honestly a real treat. One of the few creators on here that I look forward to watching their videos as soon as possible.

  • @PettyKreuger
    @PettyKreuger 2 роки тому +474

    I love the way he says “BuT uSe ThE bUrSt FiRe, UsE tHe BuRsT fIre”
    24:17

  • @fuery.
    @fuery. Рік тому +2

    Playing the game a year later, it's awesome :)
    It's honestly a lot better. When connecting to a low ping server, no matter the player count it plays really well. Had connectivity issues at first, of course, but after I managed to get in it's never been a problem.

  • @ascrubturkey127
    @ascrubturkey127 7 місяців тому +1

    Badgers approach to gaming is profound.

  • @Captain_Torres
    @Captain_Torres 2 роки тому +338

    As someone who has actually had a brain aneurysm, that sound effect is fucking hilarious

  • @mysonlostthischannel2152
    @mysonlostthischannel2152 2 роки тому +1021

    computer bursts into flames
    badger: anyway this is the best game I've ever played

    • @utes5532
      @utes5532 2 роки тому +40

      *cough* shill *cough*

    • @giahuynguyenkim6389
      @giahuynguyenkim6389 2 роки тому +26

      @@utes5532 more like shitpost, he ain't shilling anyone except the art of shitpost

    • @ricardoronco9632
      @ricardoronco9632 2 роки тому +16

      @@utes5532 So someone being optimistic and enjoying themselves is shilling?

    • @brickpuncher1429
      @brickpuncher1429 2 роки тому +14

      Ordinary people : Oh no! My PC! It's on fire!
      Bager : Well, my PC is on fire.

    • @crabbowiththestabbo
      @crabbowiththestabbo 2 роки тому +24

      @@utes5532 He mentions all of the problems and admits his computer is on fire. ObViOuS sHiLl!

  • @thealmightyeye4021
    @thealmightyeye4021 Рік тому

    I dunno if I should cry of the glitches or laugh of how many times badger makes it a meme army simulator.

  • @Massivemachine440
    @Massivemachine440 Рік тому +2

    The reality is that the Sig Sauer model that is the M5A3 is going to be the new offsicial rifle for the US military. The funny part is that it seems like EA had picksed a favorite before the decision was made on which contract was going to win the Squad Weapon bid.

  • @inkubusgaming
    @inkubusgaming 2 роки тому +522

    Comes full circle here we go again. Badger starts with BF, and like 70 years later he's still making commentary over Battlefield footage.

    • @luanjose1034
      @luanjose1034 2 роки тому +24

      "hi this is bajur in retirement home and ima play batfield 69 and show AY FUCK my back"

    • @connorschrock2883
      @connorschrock2883 2 роки тому +5

      So we gon live through 4 more fuckin years of r6s

    • @luanjose1034
      @luanjose1034 2 роки тому +1

      @@connorschrock2883 rainbow six stopped being good on y5s4 it was fun y5s3 below

    • @neonblade8591
      @neonblade8591 2 роки тому

      2079, the skullker AI has taken over the net, and forces badger and friends to do 1 video a month or they die

  • @stormlordeternal7663
    @stormlordeternal7663 2 роки тому +390

    Badger out here with rose tinted glasses as having good friends like his makes literally anything fun

    • @blatantblasphemer7317
      @blatantblasphemer7317 2 роки тому +75

      Something as chaotically shitty as the bf beta is just fuel for the chaos that is badgers friend group

  • @jackbporter1159
    @jackbporter1159 Рік тому +1

    totally rewatching this thanks for shouting out seattle built im from seattle their amazing

  • @TurboTwinky28
    @TurboTwinky28 7 місяців тому +1

    23:00 The foreshadowing on this throwaway bit is nuts after hearing about a lost F35

  • @PeanutButterParker
    @PeanutButterParker 2 роки тому +414

    I love that the game takes place in 2042. There's scientific marvels, there's advanced weaponry, there are 102 different guns he could be using...
    and Badgur still chooses to be a cowboy.

    • @Puca_Patchworks
      @Puca_Patchworks 2 роки тому +36

      there's 22 guns in the game

    • @PeanutButterParker
      @PeanutButterParker 2 роки тому +10

      @@Puca_Patchworks i was being hyperbolic

    • @17thcenturypilgrim
      @17thcenturypilgrim 2 роки тому +32

      Advancements in technology comes and goes but the west will live on forever

    • @andresantoniogilsumma6234
      @andresantoniogilsumma6234 2 роки тому +2

      Cowboys don't use... Ahem... C5 AND M5A1's

    • @MiiMagus93
      @MiiMagus93 2 роки тому +3

      @@andresantoniogilsumma6234 dag nabbit boy-eh! He's talking bout DAT dere magnum 44 ....or would it be magnum 45 do to the plus 1? God help me this whole topic is blursed lmfaooo

  • @lucasfoster5450
    @lucasfoster5450 2 роки тому +247

    Badger’s ad reads are pretty much the only ones I don’t skip on UA-cam because of how random they can be while also being informative.

    • @benjaminstiles
      @benjaminstiles 2 роки тому +1

      They are literally just scheduled video segments.

    • @wandiriswan6116
      @wandiriswan6116 2 роки тому +1

      Ever watch internet historian ?

    • @tesmarthen
      @tesmarthen 2 роки тому

      @@wandiriswan6116 flash gitz is another good one

    • @colonelpopcorn7702
      @colonelpopcorn7702 2 роки тому +4

      Genuinely the best ads I have ever seen in any piece of media ever. However much they pay him for these, they need to be paying him more lmao, because he’s done the impossible and made UA-cam ad reads something you actually want to watch

    • @zuttoaragi8349
      @zuttoaragi8349 2 роки тому

      @@colonelpopcorn7702 I've even seen a couple OOC clips of just his ad reads because they're that funny.

  • @shome3073
    @shome3073 Рік тому

    After about a year after watching this video exactly. I can now say this; this game is a badger paradise. Pure. God dayum. CHAOS

  • @moyatrust8692
    @moyatrust8692 4 місяці тому +1

    Badger: “you should play this game.”
    Also Badger: “MY COMPUTER LITERALLY EXPLODED!!”
    That sure makes me comfortable running that on my pc

  • @Pineapple-hx9ty
    @Pineapple-hx9ty 2 роки тому +284

    "I appreciate you guys and find you endearing"
    "Whos holding you hosting?"
    "I think your sanity is depleting"
    I absolutely love this relationship dynamic

  • @TheChefCook4092
    @TheChefCook4092 2 роки тому +346

    “How do you fail a quick time event in real life?” I found hilarious and will forever live rent free in my head

    • @just_delta-2589
      @just_delta-2589 2 роки тому +1

      Correction: “How do you fail a QuickTime event in Preschool?”

    • @darkassassin6457
      @darkassassin6457 2 роки тому +8

      @@just_delta-2589 how you gonna correct someone but still get it wrong lmaoo. Badger says “elementary school”

  • @KzRFAUSTI
    @KzRFAUSTI Рік тому +15

    This aged like a half gallon of milk left out in the Arizona sun

  • @GodOfWarConnoisseur
    @GodOfWarConnoisseur 7 місяців тому

    That dude on the roof looking down at you like, "that cinematic enough fer ya?"

  • @NightFoory
    @NightFoory 2 роки тому +325

    Badger: I like this game, it's fun
    Internet: Top 10 lowest steam score game, take it or leave it

    • @lordlurk7968
      @lordlurk7968 2 роки тому +20

      Yeah, while it's up to him in the end to decide what is fun and isn't for him, majority speaks here that game is crap. It's just a bit of a shame he's copping out with just accepting the unadulterated and next-level shittiness as part of the game experience instead of just not buying it. He's right that bitching at them doesn't work, but money talks.

    • @shadowwalker4144
      @shadowwalker4144 Рік тому

      @@lordlurk7968 I know your comment is a year old but I have a point to make. Some people like the chaos of a buggy ass game. Badger is one of those people.

    • @lordlurk7968
      @lordlurk7968 Рік тому

      @@shadowwalker4144 If the game was meant to be like Goat Simulator, I'd totally agree with your sentiment, but not from an overpriced AAA game that promised massively more than it delivered.
      While bugginess and janky physics can be fun and hilarious, this was *not* the kind of game where it was expected from.