AN ABSTRACT CARNIVAL OF PAIN | World of Tanks

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 9 тис.

  • @the_br0wnie294
    @the_br0wnie294 2 роки тому +17983

    You can always rewatch Badger because when a video is over, the brain cells that remember it are immediately neutralized for being recognized as hostile

  • @deltawest
    @deltawest 2 роки тому +4479

    While maxor is over there becoming one with his editing software, badger is over here becoming one with his motion capture suit

    • @toe_sucker_4165
      @toe_sucker_4165 2 роки тому +84

      @im sacred watch me.

    • @TheWarGiraffe1000
      @TheWarGiraffe1000 2 роки тому +27

      @im sacred :/

    • @ballparkclown2256
      @ballparkclown2256 2 роки тому +137

      Your not wrong watched one of his vids at a friends party while we were high as kites was fucking horrifying

    • @FearlessCloth84
      @FearlessCloth84 2 роки тому +80

      One of these days they're gonna go cyberpsycho

    • @ballparkclown2256
      @ballparkclown2256 2 роки тому +55

      @@FearlessCloth84 full borg no ganic gonna show all the chooms

  • @davidearlwhittenburg5119
    @davidearlwhittenburg5119 2 роки тому +1031

    I think my favorite part about these World of Tanks vids is when Badger turns into a French aristocrat every time he spots an enemy tank.

  • @delta_bravo956
    @delta_bravo956 Рік тому +1840

    4:16 Fun fact: that ragdolling was actually motion-capped by Badger. He just slid on the floor like that. You can't prove me wrong.

    • @mistereiswolf70
      @mistereiswolf70 Рік тому +49

      Yeah but what is the song there! I need to recreate that moment.

    • @SmoothTrooper22
      @SmoothTrooper22 Рік тому +47

      @@mistereiswolf70 the song is “it has to be this way” from metal gear rising

    • @elliotpenning1076
      @elliotpenning1076 Рік тому +7

      did you not see the short?

    • @the_Dos__
      @the_Dos__ Рік тому +9

      @@elliotpenning1076 did you not see the joke?

    • @foxicecube
      @foxicecube 11 місяців тому +4

      item_crate in source

  • @nightgoji
    @nightgoji 2 роки тому +3109

    Badgers videos are getting more and more like a fever dream, and I’m all here for it.

    • @nightgoji
      @nightgoji 2 роки тому +5

      @Canyon bro what 💀

    • @andyfriederichsen
      @andyfriederichsen 2 роки тому +31

      @@nightgoji It's a bot. Don't reply to it, just flag it, flag the bot's account, flag the video the bot links to, and flag the account that uploaded the video the bot linked to.

    • @nofun594
      @nofun594 2 роки тому +22

      it was the Max0r contact high.

    • @dexketristo2349
      @dexketristo2349 2 роки тому +2

      Give him a couple of years and his videos will start looking like Something Witty Entertainment's community page updates. xD

    • @aidiot5186
      @aidiot5186 2 роки тому +1

      Not even close Max0r makes fever dream type shit

  • @thegrimcritic5494
    @thegrimcritic5494 2 роки тому +1382

    You gotta love how with Badger, you don’t just get expert shitposting for more than ten minutes straight, but also a few really interesting history lessons.

    • @aeternusgaming8050
      @aeternusgaming8050 2 роки тому +30

      He was spot on! The TOG II was developed from the ground up on the assumption of more trench warfare, but the design wasn't complete until 1943 so it was already completely obsolete and never entered production.

    • @aarepelaa1142
      @aarepelaa1142 2 роки тому +14

      Well it's also got a pretty bad awful pay to win game that would otherwise be kinda fun.

    • @monroerobbins7551
      @monroerobbins7551 2 роки тому +8

      It’s just so complex. :) it makes it engaging, and not just someone screaming shitposts that numb your brain. It engages all parts of your brain, and I love it, and it also encourages rewatching, cause the jokes keep being funny.

    • @Ray_Moses
      @Ray_Moses 2 роки тому +12

      One cannot be an expert shitposter without alot of knowledge. It's way funnier to base stupid things on things that actually exist or historical events.

    • @subtlewhatssubtle
      @subtlewhatssubtle 2 роки тому +4

      @@aarepelaa1142 At high tiers yes, gold ammo everywhere, and overly high burst damage and/or hulldown turret strength. If you stay at tier 6 and below you actually stand a chance of having fun. It's what I did back in the day.

  • @thethiccdictator7481
    @thethiccdictator7481 2 роки тому +3231

    The TOG is the living embodiment of “I didn’t hear no bell”

    • @Wheagg
      @Wheagg 2 роки тому +21

      @Cassie oh btw are you real or are you one of the bots

    • @theblackcoat4615
      @theblackcoat4615 2 роки тому +32

      Plot-Twist: It‘s true weakness is throwing a bell against it.

    • @inductivegrunt94
      @inductivegrunt94 2 роки тому +14

      The TOG is literally the best tank in the game! And I'm glad how correct Badger was with the history of the TOG 2, I was amazed and happy by his knowledge on this beefy boi!

    • @jetpackdog3427
      @jetpackdog3427 Рік тому +4

      Stupid arty shot me dead

    • @Watermelon20083
      @Watermelon20083 Рік тому +3

      Watermelon

  • @Sa1adPepperz
    @Sa1adPepperz Рік тому +2420

    “One Pound, One Pan, One Tasty Meal” is a quote I will forever live to remember

    • @challengergaming6974
      @challengergaming6974 Рік тому +51

      I tried this and I made a bomb

    • @coolgreenbug7551
      @coolgreenbug7551 Рік тому +37

      @@challengergaming6974 instructions unclear, constructed nuclear device

    • @bobwalsh3751
      @bobwalsh3751 Рік тому +7

      @@coolgreenbug7551 HAH!

    • @abel_exe9599
      @abel_exe9599 Рік тому

      @@coolgreenbug7551 throw that shit at me

    • @labrat810
      @labrat810 Рік тому +10

      @@challengergaming6974 *Pan!*
      A pressure cooker, is not a "pan". (It's a well sealed "pot").

  • @strikerecho2592
    @strikerecho2592 2 роки тому +820

    Can we appreciate the fact that Badger does everything including Motion-Capture, Animation, Capturing Game footage and Editing. That’s dedication right here.

  • @spinyjustspiny3289
    @spinyjustspiny3289 2 роки тому +627

    I love three kinds of class archetypes:
    - The one that is as durable as a dandelion but can eviscerate you by existing next to you
    - The one that sits off to the side directing the flow of the entire match like a goddamn pizzeria guard
    And of course:
    - The one that takes five days to kill, and four days to reach you

    • @astranix0198
      @astranix0198 2 роки тому +52

      Correction: four business days

    • @resumethyvideo7631
      @resumethyvideo7631 2 роки тому +35

      These descriptions got my lungs ✨D I S I N T E G R A T I N G✨

    • @quinnholloway5400
      @quinnholloway5400 2 роки тому +2

      And once they reach you, they regenerate health after killing you

    • @chromeangel234
      @chromeangel234 Рік тому +13

      @@astranix0198 its four business days, and it starts on a tuesday, because uh, you cant kill a weiner pog

    • @alecchristiaen4856
      @alecchristiaen4856 Рік тому +8

      to put it in tropes:
      -glass cannon: can't tank a scratch, but kills all it touches
      - doesn't really have a trope.
      -the mighty glacier: an utter beast of power and endurance kneecapped by terribly speed

  • @kartikayysola
    @kartikayysola 2 роки тому +1838

    Badger: tells a gruesome story about hamster cannibalism
    Badger's chat: *H A M P T E R*

    • @Catolantern
      @Catolantern 2 роки тому +24

      @Canyon why not just have the time stamp?

    • @pickled_bacon
      @pickled_bacon 2 роки тому +33

      HAMPTER

    • @DemonHunter2271
      @DemonHunter2271 2 роки тому +9

      That made me laugh so hard 😂🤣😂

    • @LegendStormcrow
      @LegendStormcrow 2 роки тому +11

      We just bought 2 hamsters and were.watned about it.

    • @mesagi3994
      @mesagi3994 2 роки тому +22

      I learned the story way earlier in my childhood. I learnt it the hard way.

  • @thecouchpixels
    @thecouchpixels Рік тому +574

    I love the guy at 0:54 who just runs up and hugs the tank like a toddler.

    • @ABazingaMan
      @ABazingaMan Рік тому +16

      Y the little skruncky doing

    • @joshuafreeman3745
      @joshuafreeman3745 8 місяців тому

      The IRL tank is only 15 mins from my house, if you beg hard enough I'll recreate for your amusement.
      If you fail prepare to become the dirt under my boot 🔫🔫🔫💯☠️

  • @LilMcMoffett
    @LilMcMoffett 2 роки тому +1389

    You know it's a good day when Badger posts a video after a stream occurred at midnight.

  • @colterbrown3679
    @colterbrown3679 2 роки тому +2783

    Only TheRussianBadger can start a video by saying “So I was checking my mailbox for a pipe-bomb the other day” and have it be completely normal. I freaking love this channel.

    • @capybara9521
      @capybara9521 2 роки тому +5

      ok

    • @spaceengineeringempire4086
      @spaceengineeringempire4086 2 роки тому +68

      Or when “when that island in the Atlantic went on it’s joker arc”

    • @jeremiahwood367
      @jeremiahwood367 2 роки тому +22

      If you tried to describe this channel to someone don't describe it just say ,YES

    • @althelor
      @althelor 2 роки тому +11

      @@spaceengineeringempire4086 I'm still confused about that line. Like, I genuinely don't know what he's referring to, but I really feel like I should. But I can't just Google "island in the Atlantic having a joker arc" and expect to get actual answers... What is he talking about there?

    • @spaceengineeringempire4086
      @spaceengineeringempire4086 2 роки тому +12

      @@althelor it’s talking about England and when we’ll I don’t know. It’s England and they’ve done a lot.

  • @tonka6801
    @tonka6801 2 роки тому +590

    Badger now started using the mocap suit to animate himself sitting in front of his desk and playing games, we went a full circle bois

    • @fatihaydynly5500
      @fatihaydynly5500 2 роки тому +4

      no he plays first, then animates as I know bc I don't think he does that hand gestures

    • @johngun4377
      @johngun4377 2 роки тому +34

      @@fatihaydynly5500 the joke went so far over your head it’s now considered an Extraterrestrial being

    • @fatihaydynly5500
      @fatihaydynly5500 2 роки тому +2

      @@johngun4377 no I knew that he doesn't do it, not like I thought about it like hours

    • @storm-7.
      @storm-7. 2 роки тому +2

      @@fatihaydynly5500 Reddit Moment

    • @SmoothTrooper22
      @SmoothTrooper22 2 роки тому +4

      What if he streams IN his mocap suit

  • @pengwing8275
    @pengwing8275 Рік тому +153

    For those curious, the T.O.G is in the the second canteen inside the tank museum in Weymouth. Sadly its hidden behind a kids play area so its hard to see the side but you can still see the front, and yes, the play area is the length of the tank.

    • @joshuafreeman3745
      @joshuafreeman3745 8 місяців тому +5

      The tank museums in Bovington, A small town with an even bigger military outpost attached to it, about 20-30 minutes away from Weymouth inland.
      I believe it's been moved away from the play area so you can approach it up close nowadays.

    • @alexanderdcomeau9573
      @alexanderdcomeau9573 7 місяців тому +2

      they should of made the tank the play area

    • @Niccogamer01
      @Niccogamer01 5 місяців тому

      Holy mother of metal that sht is *HUGE!*

    • @jaythomas6325
      @jaythomas6325 2 місяці тому

      @@alexanderdcomeau9573 the kids start loading shells into the tog

  • @DaniAdIg
    @DaniAdIg 2 роки тому +1432

    It's crazy scary how good badger is getting with his animations. "Who knew that me shitposting in SFM was a superior animator than anyone at a AAA game development studio."

    • @chaoticdetectivepeach
      @chaoticdetectivepeach 2 роки тому +50

      Anyone who has ever seen SFM

    • @brickpuncher1429
      @brickpuncher1429 2 роки тому +42

      - Badger, during the MUTE Operation event in siege.

    • @iheartedjwj
      @iheartedjwj 2 роки тому +75

      Crazy what a $26,000 mocap suit will do for you ain't it

    • @louthinator
      @louthinator 2 роки тому +32

      there's a reason AAA games don't use mocap suits... it would fuck their budget into the ground... Final Fantasy 14 tried it and their budget was so heavily shafted by it, they forgot to make the rest of the game to the point hwere the entire game had to be scrapped and rebuilt from the ground up using standard by-hand animations just to keep it afloat
      then it became the second biggest MMO of all time (at times overtaking WoW to become THE biggest but not consistently enough to solidify its place) but.. it's a bit too late to go back and re-do the animations.
      Animated movies have hundreds of millions in budget and even they can't afford to be full mocap.

    • @FraserSouris
      @FraserSouris 2 роки тому +24

      I mean, technically, AAA animation is better and more plentiful than Badger’s own work since EVERYTHING in a game is animated.
      But Badger has talked about his process before. He said that one of the benefits of his current job is that he doesn’t have tight deadlines and can work on whatever he wants no matter how trivial or unnecessary. If Badger decides to spend 100 hours animating a 5 second skit in a 20 minute video to perfection, he absolutely can.
      Whereas in a game development environment, one doesn’t have time to spend forever animating stuff because there’s countless other stuff to do and depends on other work being done first.
      Badger himself has said if he was solely living off UA-cam ad revenue, he wouldn’t have the time to make his current high quality animations since ad revenue demands consistent and frequent uploads.

  • @IchiEyes
    @IchiEyes 2 роки тому +1521

    Badger's the only person who can make what's basically a 15-minute ad and I'll watch it all the way through

    • @Spubbily01
      @Spubbily01 2 роки тому +13

      Idk why but badger's world of tanks videos are his best ones

    • @hauns5674
      @hauns5674 2 роки тому +1

      How do I get world of tanks for ps4

    • @vincenttrigg4521
      @vincenttrigg4521 2 роки тому +3

      Most advertisers don't use humor we actually find funny, they're usually slow af or really cringey. Badger is what we see as funny

    • @chriswhitson5934
      @chriswhitson5934 2 роки тому

      But u wont play the game cause its trash

    • @vincenttrigg4521
      @vincenttrigg4521 2 роки тому +1

      @@chriswhitson5934 I bet you're fun at parties

  • @sIepless
    @sIepless 2 роки тому +414

    remembering that badge had to do all those motions to get the maximum comedy effect brings a smile to my face

  • @wiredtosleep5669
    @wiredtosleep5669 Рік тому +125

    10:18 Badger started to French laugh like a supervillain when the hero tripped

  • @misteranderbro2328
    @misteranderbro2328 2 роки тому +909

    I would love to see a series where Badger just does history videos in his usual comedic style

    • @merrymary7109
      @merrymary7109 2 роки тому +51

      Like Oversimplified, but funnier and more animated in Source

    • @wardenohellmonday5449
      @wardenohellmonday5449 2 роки тому +12

      @Not gonna lie ngl this looks like one of those bots- y'all there to confirm not or

    • @sharkthesavege1974
      @sharkthesavege1974 2 роки тому +2

      That would be the best series

    • @mediocri5y
      @mediocri5y 2 роки тому +10

      @@merrymary7109 so like overly sarcastic productions?

    • @theregalproletariat
      @theregalproletariat 2 роки тому +13

      Fever dream Oversimplified.
      (Although some of his humour is very Badger-esque anyway)

  • @chaoticevilduck7119
    @chaoticevilduck7119 2 роки тому +302

    Why is the sight of the BOI running up to the tank with his arms outstretched in a hug so wholesome to me?

    • @TheFoxDevil666
      @TheFoxDevil666 2 роки тому +10

      Reminds me of that episode where SpongeBob hugs that drive able rock

    • @cpl.targrein1793
      @cpl.targrein1793 2 роки тому +1

      I dunno, but that reminds me of little me hugging and playing on a local T-34

  • @Maximus_lucas
    @Maximus_lucas 2 роки тому +595

    Badger is so talented he makes 14 minutes feel like half an hour with rapid fire memes and jokes. its beautiful!

    • @meniimya5148
      @meniimya5148 2 роки тому

      it's overedited

    • @zumo6703
      @zumo6703 2 роки тому

      @@meniimya5148 it’s a shitpost what did you expect. Swas.

    • @MagikSpellzz
      @MagikSpellzz 2 роки тому +1

      @@meniimya5148 that's the entire ✨ point ✨ of his content

    • @SomethingBoutEclipse
      @SomethingBoutEclipse Рік тому +1

      It’s not enough

  • @Ricky-ce3jo
    @Ricky-ce3jo Рік тому +383

    11:40 Badger's logic is completely correct lol

    • @phoenixchampion7
      @phoenixchampion7 Рік тому +1

      I mean if I'm using the same tank as the guy shooting at me, and we both fire at the same time, that 2.5% extra reload speed is gonna be noticeable when I'm spamming the 'Shoot that MF' button.

    • @Ricky-ce3jo
      @Ricky-ce3jo Рік тому +15

      @@phoenixchampion7 exactly

    • @rexmaster8190
      @rexmaster8190 Рік тому +11

      2.5 is 2.5

    • @possumorb3770
      @possumorb3770 Рік тому +4

      Make it make sense, bro

    • @yancamb2202
      @yancamb2202 11 місяців тому +12

      Yeah, he's right. 2.5% of 4 seconds is 0.1 seconds. 4 - 0.1 = 3.9 seconds. It's not much, but it's certainly faster.

  • @GFIZeraph
    @GFIZeraph 2 роки тому +1925

    I love watching 10 minutes of badgers animation and 4 minutes of actual gameplay

    • @seraph327J
      @seraph327J 2 роки тому +31

      Yes.

    • @boommastr1539
      @boommastr1539 2 роки тому +93

      But isn't that what we are really here for?

    • @GFIZeraph
      @GFIZeraph 2 роки тому +100

      @@boommastr1539 oh absolutely tbh. I could watch a whole TV show in that style lol

    • @thejuggercat
      @thejuggercat 2 роки тому +138

      HE BOUGHT THE WHOLE ASS MOCAP SUIT.
      HE GON USE THE WHOLE ASS MOCAP SUIT.

    • @zjjohnson3827
      @zjjohnson3827 2 роки тому +20

      Yeaaaaah
      Look I love Badger and his buddies…
      But watching a single joke or punchline followed by half a minute of edited sounds and mocap gets stale…fast
      Literally a quarter of the banter and game related content we used to get

  • @sanitary_cloak8282
    @sanitary_cloak8282 2 роки тому +315

    Badger's return hit harder than a a rogue planet flying across the universe.

    • @dragonarchive7443
      @dragonarchive7443 2 роки тому +2

      Badger hit harder than the multi billion dollar satellite NASA crashed into an asteroid.

  • @Hunterstiq
    @Hunterstiq 2 роки тому +250

    You know Badger is having fun when it is VR animated video with tons of love and hardwork.... for a failed prototype tank in a tank game. I whole heartedly approve

    • @jyxtheberzerking4824
      @jyxtheberzerking4824 2 роки тому +6

      it wasn't a FAILED prototype, just a late one. par for the course when the tank in question is a bunker on treads with a top speed you can outpace on a tricycle.

    • @theprancing
      @theprancing 2 роки тому +1

      motion capture suit actually

  • @Boizvert
    @Boizvert Рік тому +923

    I feel like badger and his freinds need a podcast that would be insane

    • @geargraphic2620
      @geargraphic2620 Рік тому +30

      I would instantly sub

    • @nobleradical2158
      @nobleradical2158 Рік тому +39

      I mean, that’s pretty much what their streams are

    • @user-qn1wo1yg4s
      @user-qn1wo1yg4s Рік тому +34

      If they had podcast room , that shit will get banished instantly by the amount of aneurysm and no context conversation they all had

    • @aroacegoblinyt
      @aroacegoblinyt Рік тому +1

      they have one. it's called ua-cam.com/users/therussianbadger

    • @proudamerican183
      @proudamerican183 Рік тому +1

      Lol. I'm your 789th like.

  • @sorasabsoluteclusterofacha7753
    @sorasabsoluteclusterofacha7753 2 роки тому +571

    The detail of him using a death note as a mousepad is amazing

    • @Wheagg
      @Wheagg 2 роки тому +6

      I thought that was a printed mousepad, that's a really neat little touch

  • @NintendoNerd64
    @NintendoNerd64 2 роки тому +939

    the first time i've ever heard badger break character during an animated section:
    "Imagine you have a ton. Now imagine you have 79 more tons- *wheeze"*

  • @Gabwien
    @Gabwien 2 роки тому +730

    “I was checking my mailbox for pipe bombs”
    Badger please tell me this isn’t a normal occurrence

    • @rokkraljkolesa9317
      @rokkraljkolesa9317 2 роки тому +10

      @Not gonna lie don't acknowledge it, it's just another bot

    • @Brawl847
      @Brawl847 2 роки тому

      It is if you piss off the furries on a regular basis.

    • @floofyboi7546
      @floofyboi7546 2 роки тому +9

      @@Mensmoocher I usually get mine on the 3rd of every month

    • @willemdafriend519
      @willemdafriend519 2 роки тому

      If your friends don’t send weekly pipe bombs to you they ain’t real friends

    • @chadmann2724
      @chadmann2724 2 роки тому +7

      You live a life of danger ignoring the wii wrist strap

  • @RadJordy
    @RadJordy Рік тому +212

    9:09 I appreciate that Mission Impossible Henry Cavil "cocking his guns" reference.

  • @mystic8561
    @mystic8561 2 роки тому +572

    Imagine you're a higher ranking officer tasking a Sergeant to take him and his men to clear a potential enemies house and this is their debriefing: 1:11

    • @BanditMC_
      @BanditMC_ 2 роки тому +4

      Off the fucking map

  • @levellearner4836
    @levellearner4836 2 роки тому +462

    Badger videos are the definition of quality over quantity

    • @michaelwesten4624
      @michaelwesten4624 2 роки тому +6

      he's running low on dollars, better make another tank video

    • @theregalproletariat
      @theregalproletariat 2 роки тому +4

      I'd say the definition is ContraPoints.
      Nontheless, Badger's videos are as entertaining as hers are illuminating.

    • @Just_A_Random_Desk
      @Just_A_Random_Desk 2 роки тому +1

      @@michaelwesten4624 too bad he avoids war thunder :(

    • @scoldra8570
      @scoldra8570 2 роки тому

      Badger needs to run the Badger tank

    • @arandomcommenter412
      @arandomcommenter412 2 роки тому

      @@Just_A_Random_Desk war thunder is just suffering 2.

  • @Starcraftgamer97
    @Starcraftgamer97 2 роки тому +72

    I felt that, "NOOOO-" when Skulker was rewinding vomit sounds. The amount of emotional damage in that split second of screaming was palpable

  • @afellowcrusader2888
    @afellowcrusader2888 Рік тому +1007

    “When that one island in the pacific was on its villain arc”
    That is possibly badgur’s best historical euphemism

    • @SXULKXNGAMMNA
      @SXULKXNGAMMNA Рік тому +17

      Joker*

    • @dank.
      @dank. Рік тому +39

      Ngl I heard the exact same thing the first 5 or so times I watched this video but just now I realized he said "island in the ATLANTIC", so he's probably just referring to great Britain, even though referencing Japan would have been a bit more based

    • @BoeseFlueche
      @BoeseFlueche Рік тому +1

      The question is, did they ever stop? :D

    • @Taxi_Vader9
      @Taxi_Vader9 11 місяців тому +1

      @@dank.or was he talking about Ireland?

    • @dank.
      @dank. 10 місяців тому +1

      @Silver_Otter nah I just checked and I'm pretty sure the TOG was designed in Britain, which only specifies the main island of the UK and not Ireland.

  • @Privatepain1234
    @Privatepain1234 2 роки тому +266

    the fact that the ending dance animation is probably badger in a mocap suit brings a smile to my face... work it badger

  • @SupremeDalek225
    @SupremeDalek225 2 роки тому +262

    Badger's laugh at his own "tons" joke was what killed me XD

    • @humanmale1042
      @humanmale1042 2 роки тому +1

      I was about to say the same thing

  • @clxckb4it340
    @clxckb4it340 Рік тому +342

    badger, hit the damn griddy as Walter White
    I WILL NOT STOP UNTILL MY MISSION IS DONE

    • @Baldwin-iv445
      @Baldwin-iv445 Рік тому +2

      WHAT!?!?

    • @bradyharper38
      @bradyharper38 Рік тому +2

      Where in the vid?

    • @clxckb4it340
      @clxckb4it340 Рік тому +4

      @@bradyharper38 im asking him to its not in the vid

    • @thomasnolastname8734
      @thomasnolastname8734 7 місяців тому

      If you want him to do it, you have to offer something he wants
      Like the schematics for the A10 Warthog

    • @clxckb4it340
      @clxckb4it340 7 місяців тому

      @@thomasnolastname8734 i forgot i asked him to do this a year ago, i should teach him how to make the funny white powder

  • @lostboy2056
    @lostboy2056 2 роки тому +293

    Man I really love how badger has gotten so much better at animating for his shotposts of videos. Its awesome

    • @jordananderson2728
      @jordananderson2728 2 роки тому +1

      The 50,000USD(?) MoCap suit helps

    • @adamcheklat7387
      @adamcheklat7387 2 роки тому

      For the Young Thug part, he was under arrest for conspiracy to violate Georgia’s RICO Act.

  • @marinenukem
    @marinenukem 2 роки тому +280

    I swear, Badger could teach quantum physics and still make it entertaining

    • @InsomniacDoggo
      @InsomniacDoggo 2 роки тому +10

      Thats cause quantum physics is entertaining.

    • @theregalproletariat
      @theregalproletariat 2 роки тому +11

      Yeah, quantum physics already is entertaining.
      I didn't say it's easy - conventional rules of physics break down on the quantum level, so the concepts you have to tackle are highly unintuitive.
      But it's entertaining!
      The concepts that you learn are so incredible in function and so universal in scope, that it's nothing short of an insult to call quantum physics boring.

    • @fegenein862
      @fegenein862 2 роки тому +1

      if you want to have physics lessons with an excessive amount of memes, check out martincitopants kerbal space program videos

    • @InsomniacDoggo
      @InsomniacDoggo 2 роки тому

      @@fegenein862 Kyle Hill is superior, bot.

    • @fegenein862
      @fegenein862 2 роки тому

      @@InsomniacDoggo they have a different style of videos though

  • @electricbayonet2
    @electricbayonet2 2 роки тому +673

    "For all my international [friends] who haven't landed on the moon-"
    Goddamn, Badger. Not only was this a fun lesson in weird history, but that's one of the most hilarious ways I've heard an imperial-to-metric demand.

    • @dominicbeltz9057
      @dominicbeltz9057 2 роки тому +12

      With metric rockets

    • @stormthescarred2211
      @stormthescarred2211 Рік тому +17

      Fun fact, NASA uses the metric system. I only found this out the other day

    • @jayswing6923
      @jayswing6923 Рік тому +15

      fun fact, everything remotely scientific uses the metric system

    • @antcommander1367
      @antcommander1367 Рік тому +5

      only 3 countries use imperial, usa being one of 'em. and then there are mixed user like canada and england.

    • @pubcle
      @pubcle Рік тому +9

      @@antcommander1367 Most Britain-decendent nations use some degree of imperial.
      Metric is better for precise decisions but Imperial is a much easier measurement for imprecise human measurements. Anything rule of thumb is better with inches.
      Most nations have at least a degree of local measurements being used somewhere in the language.

  • @ghostix.
    @ghostix. Рік тому +24

    I actually went to the museum where the TOG is currently being held and the thing is massive! My dad has a photo of me and my brother laying under the thing, so the title of behemoth definitely goes to the TOG

  • @beepobappo3484
    @beepobappo3484 2 роки тому +147

    I’m so caught up in midterm season that I completely forgot how chaotic Badger’s videos are. That first minute made me feel like I was having a stroke before my brain caught up to reality and allowed me to smile at the randomness. :)

  • @johnjoseph5878
    @johnjoseph5878 2 роки тому +671

    I believe that if maxor and badger ever make a video together, many people will suffer from serious brain damage for the enormous amount of "quality content" they are so known for.

    • @mileskessler2905
      @mileskessler2905 2 роки тому +75

      oh they did, badger VA'd for Maxor's second Elden Ring vid.

    • @herrdoctor2895
      @herrdoctor2895 Рік тому +59

      @@mileskessler2905 with Ironmouse in it, its so curse knowing Max0r and Russianbadger is in the same vid as Mousey, its like knowing Ronald Reagan and Stalin is in the same recording room as Taylor Swift, I mean you know Taylor Swift but you also know Reagan and Stalin

    • @agileapollo
      @agileapollo Рік тому +22

      If Max0r, Badger, and Martincitopants collaborate, I think my brain will explode

    • @vobsvids
      @vobsvids Рік тому +7

      @@herrdoctor2895 they feel like entirely separate worlds.

    • @vobsvids
      @vobsvids Рік тому +5

      @@agileapollo that would be awesome.
      But I think Max0r knew better than to put the two in the same video.

  • @xaiverbres7335
    @xaiverbres7335 2 роки тому +136

    I feel like “abstract carnival of pain” describes most of badgers content. Perfect

  • @Choujifangirl
    @Choujifangirl Рік тому +24

    5:36 I love the way the juggernaut says “bing bong” it has the same energy as the scouts “BONK!”

  • @floorboard.25
    @floorboard.25 2 роки тому +719

    I swear, badgers animation and editing skills increase every video.
    HES EVOLVING WE HAVE TO STOP HI-

    • @rokkraljkolesa9317
      @rokkraljkolesa9317 2 роки тому +7

      no, let's see how far we can go

    • @exalted_space9224
      @exalted_space9224 2 роки тому +3

      CARRON: Badge edition

    • @michaelwesten4624
      @michaelwesten4624 2 роки тому

      yeah it's better than some random twitch clips stitched togethere half as s- ed

    • @michaelwesten4624
      @michaelwesten4624 2 роки тому

      he's running low on dollars, better make another tank video

    • @Elittys
      @Elittys 2 роки тому +3

      oh god, badger got floorboard, he’s putting him in SFM to get beaten by a comically large spoon oh fuck

  • @KingAtomsk
    @KingAtomsk 2 роки тому +288

    “An abstract carnival of pain” is a good way to describe the kidney stone slowly making its way through me right now.

  • @watsobongo777
    @watsobongo777 2 роки тому +131

    When TheRussianBadger said “It’s Toggin’ time” and Togged all over the place, truly breath taking.
    The most UA-cam video ever.

    • @zachdavis8251
      @zachdavis8251 2 роки тому +10

      Definitely one of the UA-cam videos of all time.

    • @watsobongo777
      @watsobongo777 Рік тому

      @@zachdavis8251 Definitely

  • @unluckyzen32
    @unluckyzen32 Рік тому +98

    “One pound, One Pan, One Tasty Meal”
    Best description of Hamburger Helper

  • @nottyler6776
    @nottyler6776 2 роки тому +257

    I love how I wait 30+ days for a 14 minute video that provides more entertainment to my life than the last 6 months has.

  • @android2x773
    @android2x773 2 роки тому +254

    I really hope Badger gets more and more recognized through the UA-camr community and the internet. His humor is so unique and chaotic, not to mention his unique ways of making his videos and those always being high quality. He and his squad are really unique individuals among the UA-camr community

    • @kinman3051
      @kinman3051 2 роки тому +2

      4.1M subs

    • @MightyBug999
      @MightyBug999 2 роки тому

      Among....I hate amongus and it's infectious success it's had into my skill

  • @ThatOneGuy-qj1vh
    @ThatOneGuy-qj1vh 2 роки тому +166

    All the animations this video had double the impact and I couldn’t love it more

  • @evanm1337
    @evanm1337 Рік тому +21

    4:37 POV: You're talking to your next s/o after leaving an abusive relationship and trying to calm them down

  • @ExiledOpossumPancakes835
    @ExiledOpossumPancakes835 2 роки тому +427

    Badger really made us wait a month for him to talk about a hot dog for 14 minutes

    • @Broxyc
      @Broxyc 2 роки тому +9

      It do be like that

    • @404cheeseburgernotfound5
      @404cheeseburgernotfound5 2 роки тому +5

      because it's the hot dog of death

    • @robertono2331
      @robertono2331 2 роки тому +5

      bro it's the Costoc hot dog it's not just a hot dog that's a way of life

    • @charlesws7825
      @charlesws7825 2 роки тому +3

      Dude. It's a hot dog with insane armor and a suck-ass top speed. That's worth AT LEAST 14 minutes! 😆

    • @charlesws7825
      @charlesws7825 2 роки тому +1

      @@robertono2331 If the dog ain't a Nathan's, then Costco is irrelevant.

  • @waterdragon4099
    @waterdragon4099 2 роки тому +90

    Man you're not borrowing my eyes, you're paying my eyes in entertainment you are one of the few channels left that I can watch the same video ten times and still won't be tired of it. Please keep up the work it's a god send.

    • @Josiah04
      @Josiah04 2 роки тому +1

      exactly, im hype every time i see him in my sub feed

  • @joeymono8443
    @joeymono8443 2 роки тому +310

    Each Badger video is the equivalent of a fever dream/ acid trip combo

    • @karlwikman3874
      @karlwikman3874 2 роки тому +10

      naw thats maxor dude

    • @sad_man0
      @sad_man0 2 роки тому +10

      @@karlwikman3874 maxor is the fever dream, badge is the stuff you remember watching at 3 am

    • @mrjoe332
      @mrjoe332 2 роки тому +2

      Badger videos feels like the memories of the time you spent with the boys™

    • @SiafuCJ8
      @SiafuCJ8 2 роки тому

      Just said the same thing before seeing your comment 😂

    • @adrawingprotogen2994
      @adrawingprotogen2994 2 роки тому

      Yeah I had to watch this 3 times just to understand, the intro made my brain crash

  • @Void_V6
    @Void_V6 Рік тому +29

    13:39 is just funny for no absolute reason

  • @-DooM.-
    @-DooM.- 2 роки тому +1096

    Love the videos Badger, now make moar
    Edit: Had to correct my spelling

  • @DJayPhresh
    @DJayPhresh 2 роки тому +303

    This video has been out for 30 seconds and is already a certified hood classic

  • @designationc6042
    @designationc6042 2 роки тому +198

    I literally cry whenever badger posts a video, these things are a thing of beauty

  • @AussieBoyLloyd
    @AussieBoyLloyd Рік тому +39

    Just knowing that it’s badger in a mocap suit do all the actions and movements of there’s characters (apart from the rag doll hopefully 😅) makes this sooo much funnier ..
    And makes it that much more awesome leaving me wondering if he storyboards it out or if most of it just comes from inside his noggin haha ❤

  • @daneastjohn4676
    @daneastjohn4676 2 роки тому +317

    He used the sound of the sorting algorithm to amass the health pool… Genius

    • @colonelpopcorn7702
      @colonelpopcorn7702 2 роки тому +1

      Oh my god that’s brilliant. I didn’t catch it the first time

  • @Pilotgiraffe
    @Pilotgiraffe 2 роки тому +200

    the pure serotonin of this man, animation and jokes is unrivaled

  • @jhalkoski
    @jhalkoski 2 роки тому +111

    Badger slowly turning into a one man movie studio for 3d animation

  • @Halden.
    @Halden. Рік тому +12

    My favorite thing about this video is how the animations make it look like the gang is having this conversation while standing guard outside a military base that is currently being assaulted by zombie clowns and a giant hotdog.

  • @HrZD16
    @HrZD16 2 роки тому +145

    "An Abstract Carnival of Pain" is honestly the best way to sum up any early to mid 90's child that has made it this far in life surviving on the bare minimum

  • @Tetrumo
    @Tetrumo 2 роки тому +168

    "1 pound, 1 pan, 1 tasty meal."
    Greatest quote I think I've heard in a while

    • @DeadlySinner97
      @DeadlySinner97 2 роки тому +3

      Seriously someone who works in their marketing needs to adopt this as their new Slogan XD

    • @BM-cw6wj
      @BM-cw6wj 2 роки тому +2

      It really does encapsulate Hamburger Helper lol. As someone who live on a budget, that shit tastes good AND it's cheap.

  • @Lampster5
    @Lampster5 2 роки тому +109

    3:54 I never knew I needed to hear the Mr. Krabs walking sound from a rolling tank...
    Also how does it work for it so damn well.

  • @crunchyserpent2711
    @crunchyserpent2711 Рік тому +9

    3:19 I love the good collision sounds followed by badgers vacant expression.

  • @SinisterArso
    @SinisterArso 2 роки тому +80

    This was hands down the most chaotic, high energy, mocap vid badger has ever put out.

    • @tankj0ck3y
      @tankj0ck3y 2 роки тому

      Said me last video, and again this video

  • @eomersimbajon2938
    @eomersimbajon2938 2 роки тому +204

    4:09 you have absolutely no idea how happy I was to see this meme in finally one of badger's videos

    • @aherdofangrycows8489
      @aherdofangrycows8489 2 роки тому +15

      It was also in the EDF video

    • @eomersimbajon2938
      @eomersimbajon2938 2 роки тому +18

      ​@@aherdofangrycows8489 yeah but was it animated with Badger's $14,000 mo cap suit?

    • @t.cameron3365
      @t.cameron3365 2 роки тому +11

      @@eomersimbajon2938 no no he’s got a point

    • @Fartboi6969
      @Fartboi6969 2 роки тому +1

      Standing here
      I realize
      You are just like me
      Trying to make history
      But who's to judge
      The right from wrong
      When our guard is down
      I think we'll both agree
      That violence breeds violence
      But in the end it has to be this way
      I've carved my own path
      You followed your wrath
      But maybe we're both the same
      The world has turned
      And so many have burned
      But nobody is to blame
      Yet staring across this barren wasted land
      I feel new life will be born
      Beneath the blood stained sand
      Beneath the blood stained sand

    • @Fartboi6969
      @Fartboi6969 2 роки тому

      YOU FOOLS!

  • @VikingKing-hd4nx
    @VikingKing-hd4nx 2 роки тому +93

    I just want to say badger my friend introduced you to me back in January and you have been such a huge part of my life now thank you

  • @nerfer200
    @nerfer200 Рік тому +12

    8:18 is a good call back to the kid who failed the QTE falling tv

  • @JoeSmith-xp5ll
    @JoeSmith-xp5ll 2 роки тому +141

    Badger back in a tank. May God help the Axis - they're about to need it.

    • @michaelwesten4624
      @michaelwesten4624 2 роки тому

      he's running low on dollars, better make another tank video

  • @metaldermis5755
    @metaldermis5755 2 роки тому +116

    Bajur's videos have so much rewatch value, because so much shit is going on you're bound to miss something

    • @richardlandgraf1953
      @richardlandgraf1953 2 роки тому +4

      Despite it being part of my favorite bit in the video I didn't catch "fewony owo" until my second watch 6:20

    • @ponivi
      @ponivi 2 роки тому +4

      In terms of slow to fast
      Video essayist
      Let’s player
      Highlights channel
      Reviewer
      TheRussianBadger
      Max0r

  • @harrygore6981
    @harrygore6981 2 роки тому +85

    6:50 skulker is so underrated right here

  • @rockwallproductions6568
    @rockwallproductions6568 Рік тому +17

    The reason why the tog is so loved is simply
    L O N G

  • @idksomedude3032
    @idksomedude3032 2 роки тому +67

    "Imagine you have one ton... now imagine you have seventy-nine more tons" sent me to heaven

    • @AngryStickBoi
      @AngryStickBoi 2 роки тому +8

      did you hear him slightly laugh as he said it that was what really got me the fact that he laughed at his own stupid bullshit that he wrote and planned out

  • @S.C.P-049
    @S.C.P-049 2 роки тому +126

    1:24
    Now I just want a 10 hour loop pf a juggernaut dancing to random music during a firefight.

    • @chackles1134
      @chackles1134 11 місяців тому +3

      What’s the song????

    • @ZaberZlayer7
      @ZaberZlayer7 10 місяців тому

      @@chackles1134Check the description. It’ll be the third song listed in it’s group.

    • @DagstheManiac
      @DagstheManiac 10 місяців тому +2

      ​@@chackles1134 Wake up in the Morning by Siine

    • @MrPupty
      @MrPupty 9 місяців тому +1

      @@DagstheManiac thank you

  • @catmonkshiro
    @catmonkshiro 2 роки тому +81

    The videos may not be as frequent as they used to be, but the content is ALWAYS worth the wait in the end. Keep up the amazing work, Badger ^^

    • @kreigguardsman3355
      @kreigguardsman3355 2 роки тому +1

      At some point RussianBadger and SoveitWomble will have the saw release schedule. What's with Russians and taking time on videos

  • @morkansjofot6781
    @morkansjofot6781 Рік тому +17

    I love how this man really made the commercial a part of the video. When dude reminded me of the sponsor I had already forgotten that the video was sponsored
    How, insanity

  • @harryguidotti3815
    @harryguidotti3815 2 роки тому +137

    Every video from Badger is just an absolute undiluted gift of hilarity. I love it!

  • @thisguy5381
    @thisguy5381 2 роки тому +44

    These World of Tanks videos are turning more and more into just streams animated into fever dreams and I'm all here for it

  • @djtrac3r935
    @djtrac3r935 2 роки тому +94

    Badger: "So what do you do?"
    Guy at airport: "Oh I guard the very weapons that could destroy all of mankind!"
    Badger: *Begins having existential crisis*

  • @BaxterAndLunala
    @BaxterAndLunala Рік тому +34

    "Slippery little bastard!"
    *STANDING HERE I REALIZE*
    "Making the mother of all tanks here, Jack! Can't fret over every TOG!"
    *YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY*

  • @yorktownace8784
    @yorktownace8784 2 роки тому +46

    I love the way badger animated himself at his desk and made sure to include his Glock next to the monitor

  • @RightyLugnutz
    @RightyLugnutz 2 роки тому +86

    3:05 the dedication to actually animate the specified amount of blocks

    • @Arch_Twisted
      @Arch_Twisted 2 роки тому +12

      Thanks, you made me go count.
      16 x 4 + 11 + 4 = 79. so legit.

    • @ThatBritishPlagueDoctor
      @ThatBritishPlagueDoctor 2 роки тому +2

      the dedication to actually count to specified amount of blocks

  • @bittercad1137
    @bittercad1137 2 роки тому +264

    I feel like if every youtube subscribe base fought with each other that Badgers would eviscerate every other subscriber base. The amount of Marines, Infantry men, Constructions workers, and other generally hard people that watch his channel is just off the charts.

    • @kennedyxiong1352
      @kennedyxiong1352 2 роки тому +5

      Seriously? Not on the who would win, but he has more people of hard labor and military watching?

    • @vobsvids
      @vobsvids 2 роки тому +28

      @@kennedyxiong1352 twitch chat always has a lot of construction workers, miners, etc. and plenty of vets and active service members.
      The rest are generally teenagers.

    • @PhoenixT70
      @PhoenixT70 2 роки тому +6

      Dude, Angry Cops' subscriber base is basically ALL those guys. His viewers would absolutely body Badger's.

    • @aussieisbad1509
      @aussieisbad1509 2 роки тому +6

      @@PhoenixT70 cap, we have the power of the TOG

    • @wordnames4864
      @wordnames4864 2 роки тому

      They are the only ones who stay after being verbally bullied by some fuckshit of a person

  • @lordhood117
    @lordhood117 Рік тому +7

    3:00
    For reference, in BattleTech, the Charger BattleMech is 80 tons, but can do 86 kph.
    And that’s only because it has a FUCKHUEG 400-rating FUSION ENGINE onboard ready to cook the pilot in his/her SEAT.

  • @wolfwing5602
    @wolfwing5602 2 роки тому +107

    I feel like the chaotic energy rose to new heights in this one.

  • @iron_strong_2766
    @iron_strong_2766 2 роки тому +59

    "You're gonna get Command Grabbed by the fucken beachball." should not be that funny but when badger animated the arms on the ball and just curb stomped that poor model I was hysterical for 2 minutes its fucking amazing

  • @billybobjoejacksonjr2006
    @billybobjoejacksonjr2006 2 роки тому +40

    9:37 Bro marked the hampter for death

    • @TravTravRA
      @TravTravRA Рік тому

      By far my favorite comment out of them all here

  • @HeirToSparda
    @HeirToSparda Рік тому +42

    Just realized how much badger looks like a much younger Quentin Tarantino

    • @alternative7586
      @alternative7586 Рік тому +2

      And then he's gonna announce that he's directing a movie

    • @thehumanvacuum3413
      @thehumanvacuum3413 Рік тому +4

      ​@@alternative7586 Featuring his friends, and lots, and lots of shit posty improv.

  • @YippingFox
    @YippingFox 2 роки тому +43

    I love it, 14 minutes in and there has basically been no game, just Badger talking facts.

  • @KingofChairs
    @KingofChairs 2 роки тому +64

    Badger returns posts a 15 minute video of chaos and I continue with my day

  • @marianocano5740
    @marianocano5740 2 роки тому +32

    I will never not drop everything I'm doing to watch a Badger video. Dude uploads once a century, and it's always a fucking banger

  • @tacticalwookiee7476
    @tacticalwookiee7476 Рік тому +10

    I think the best use of the long boy tank is to use it as moving cover for the smaller tanks.

  • @GameRevo
    @GameRevo 2 роки тому +91

    Using the ambient occlusion layer to represent the 'prototype' at 2:55 is genius.