HUMAN ROCK BASICALLY TOO DRUNK TO DIE | Payday 2 Stoic Perk Deck
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Me: *STONKS!*
Wait no DON'T LAUNCH THAT MORTA-
Wow thanks for the heart and pin man
OH HO HO FIRE ZE STONKS
Mortar would like to know your location
“Some body go get me my money”
-Black Coach man
"You take a sip from your trusty Vault 13 canteeen" the Courier was using the stoic perk deck. The shot didn't kill him because the damage over time stopped and the damage went away.
Underrated comment.
@@limited_sparkz740 Thanks! Hopefully, Badger sees it one day
@TheRussianBadger
#RussianBadgerwillseeyourpost
Things make a lot more sense now
Since it’s a vault 13 canteen, lots of people think that maybe it was jury rigged by the dude from vault 13 with the water chip since they wouldn’t let him back in.
“Do it no balls” *shoots archduke Frantz Ferdinand starting world war *
*enters belgium to pass through france*
"do it no balls" *indirectly makes anime*
Austria-Hungary: so you have chosen death
@@ISwearMyNameIsJohn
...holy shit
@@mattphillips5120 Japan: "Cheers I'll drink to that"
Fun fact: The 10 second Stoic cooldown is you trying to unscrew the cap with two hands full of shotgun
That’s funny and true
Makes sense
I'm also wondering how you reload akimbo shotguns. I mean, doesn't it usually take 2 hands to reload a shotgun? Much less 2 at once.
@@jimwormmasternot when there mag-fed
@@ethangtempleman5467 You can reload it with the same hand you're holding it with for mag fed? Seems a bit odd, though I haven't seen all of them, nor do I know guns that well
Dozer: You're up against the wall, and I am the FUCKING WA- *Becomes one with the wall*
That was fucking hilarious-
bro took the sentence too seriously
Reject humanity return to W A L L
@@unknown-ou8fbaka FUCKED. UP. HEIST.
aka
R E T U R N. T O. W A L L
Reject heisters, become the wall
Stoic: *gets shot*
Also Stoic: *Takes a sip from his trusty Vault Thirteen Canteen*
Also stoic again: bonks enemies with trusty vault thirteen canteen
@SCP 049
*TAKES A SIP FROM TRUSTY VAULT 13 CANTEEN*
watching this video as an avid stoic main i am in genuine pain
Bruh you can’t just combined Russian badger videos like that
Poggers in my Valentino white bag
Grouse: "They operate off of a bartering system as long as you have a gun."
That has the same vibe as: "I heard banks give you a free loan if you bring your rifles with you"
LOL
Truth
They do don't they?
@@spartanfoxy37 yea, just got back from getting a loan, they’re super nice about it
@@iamacatperson7226 dope m8 good crap can I have some?
“I’ll give you two bean burritos if you kill your friends”
Swat: “ah shit, you’re about to make me act up”
“How about *3* bean burritos?”
S H U T U P A N D T A K E M Y B U L L E T S ! !
Swat: *ascends into godhood*
Deal of a lifetime
The things I would do for 3 bean burritos would put me on every conceivable list in existence
Doomslayer would have nothing on me
*How about 4 bean burritos?*
Imagine using this with explosive weapons and becoming the true drunk Scottish cyclops you where destined to be.
They’re gonna have to glue you back together, *IN HELL!*
Bonus point if your running the greatswoard melee and scream while charging at people
@@MedusaBigTiddyGothGF *THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!*
@@scyobiempire4450 eye
Bruh I'm from that Mexican place they joked about
“YOURE UP AGAINST THE WALL AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL”
Well to be fair, he did become the wall.
Fair enough
He wasn't jokin'
This is true
He is truly living his dream life
it is 54-55 sec in lol
I like how badger couldn't find a duke model so he just used a stock bald guy in a suit and slapped the jojo stone mask on him.
Yeah, that’s how you avoid copyright
Edit: listen I said as a joke, pls don’t reply to this, btw, thx for 178 likes
@@shotgunnedzahee4780 mans he used other payday models, I assume he just couldn't find a Duke model
@@garbagecan7718 In this very video as well, he used Dallas right at the start, then used the others throughout
Yeah, so he may use blender and use a bald man model and put the stone mask in it
@@shotgunnedzahee4780 at least you have the balls to admit you are wrong
11:20 "I don't think that's supposed to go there" best line of 2020
lol
Even funnier when you realize that Jacket is a male psychopath on cocaine that slaughtered away the entire Russian Mafia of Miami in a chicken mask.
I like how Badger took a snooty and prestigious fella like the Duke, and made him into a fuckin’ Forest Gump cameo/Shitpost.
0:51 Doozer: "your up against the wall and I am the F*ckin' wa-". I mean he's NOT wrong chief that is a wall
the timing was unbelievable!
Mans became the fucking wall
I fucking died
It’s his final form
“You’re up against the wall, and I am the fucking wall!”
*Dozer proceeds to turn into a wall
Hell he DID say he was the wall
Bulldozers are Golems? Well, it'd make sense....
He did say he was the wall. Guess he went home
I guess he is the fucking wall after all
Yep
7:44 - 7:47
im already laughing at this and now im about to spit out every single mililiter of water from my body from the amount of comedy in that 3 second clip
0:51
"You're up against a wall, and I am the f****ng wal-"
*becomes the wall*
"how does he drink while akimbo-ing shotguns"
And this is why they need a beer hat mask.
Anyone know how he got the Grimms to shoot that fast cuz when I use the Grimms they shoot slower than badgers or was that an update consoles didn't get
Go to your mods, custom, auto fire
Consoles def got the update i play on console
so i have a idea how he drinks it he just duck tapes a flask to the side of the gun
Do you play on PS4
At 9:15, the way you convince the enemy forces to fight for you is by equipping them with an explosive vest so they have to fight. This was toned down before the beta of the game as I think it was a little to grim. Now you use magic to Convert them.
Makes me love PD2 even more if true
yoooooooooooooo u here as well yoooooooooooooo
Well given how you're probably some wizard who's able to dodge bullets and shout up people that your cop friends pumped enough ammunition into to vapourize an Elephant. And said friends are vortexes of death or shitting out trip mines and turrets. I think it'd be pretty easy to convince them they can make it to Mexico by helping out a small scale cop genocide if they lend a hand.
Nah, just promise them a cut if they survive.
Fuuuu I want cop sucide bombers
I'm now on a fbi watch list
I love how that juggernaut just noclipped to backrooms
Bro said I am the wall
like he said "nope, %%$^ this %^%*^*%^, i'm out!"
It was a secret mix of gin and gamer supps in his value 13 canteen lol
0:52 damn he really is the wall
YOU ARE AGAINST THE WALL, AND I'M THE FUCKING WA- "phases into wall"
@@tekaruki8899 PhAses
@@gaywoman
Thanks
@@tekaruki8899 welcome
h o w
"The fun bar is maximum, the practical bar is zero." - Ah yes, a perfect description of Badger's video
Agreed
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
yes that would e very true
true
Meanwhile my bottle of whisky onw shots cops on very hard
10:35 always makes my day.
7:14 I’ve never laughed so fucking hard in my entire life, just the way he delivered that statement + the animation made that perfect
“Your up against a wall, AND I AM THE F****ING WALL” * turns into the wall *
PERFECT! XD
E👍
he wasnt lying
I see so you need nukes?
he is the wall tho
The fact he said "Raw Glass" means there's a cooked glass somewhere. That scares me.
I think based on Minecraft logic, raw glass is just sand
@@lukedeakin7124 not even minecraft logic.
That's ill logic.
Colored windows
Plates.
Yeah that's just sand.
I am the liquor, Dallas.
Dozer: You're up against the wall and I am the f*cking wall.
Also Dozer: Goes through the wall.
Badger: I ain't having none of this s*it
On the last day of heisting my true Bain gave to me;
Twelve Dozers dozing
Eleven snipers sniping
Ten Civvies running
Nine Pagers ringing
Eight Medics drugging
Seven shields clanging
Six beat cops shooting
FIVE BULLETS LEEEEEEFT
Four tazers zapping
Three medic bags
Two thermal drills
And a cloaker running at meeeee!
Aaagh I need a medic bag!
God I love it XD
This needs more likes
This is actually gold
Perfection
The 12 should be 12G shotguns
"Why didn't you just tase the armed assailants?"
*"Believe me, I did."*
No
“We tried that! *It did NOT work”*
LazyPinker where is Howsit Feel to Playing Merdic
ProductivePink
Famous last words
0:53 the dozer really took being the wall seriously
True
Badger's gang is always funny but Grouse and Jello at 10:35 fucking puts me on the floor every time 😂
Dallas: Oh man, this new guy is good how does he do it
Duke drunkily stumbling around with heavy firearms: I FEEL NO PAIN NOR EMOTION
Demoman in a nutshell
@@philippeleprohon4823 demo and Duke would be good friends
@@the_one_true_Klaus_Blunk. They definitely would lol
NO Hevy nutshell
Me on a daily basis, please help, I have liver issues
0:54 ”YOUR UP AGAINST THE WALL AND I AM THE FUCKING WA-
*BECOMES WALL*
ironic.
he said he was the wall so he became one
So fucking underrated
Lol
Fucking wal-
You mean 0:51
11:01 is such an underrated clip lmao
Spin bot
0:51
bulldozer: "YOUR UP AGAINST THE WALL AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL"
also bulldozer: *literally fuses with the damn wall*
* heist starts *
Badger: * starts shooting *
Badger: why do i run out of ammo so fast?
Badger * gets more ammo * * breathes in *
*TACTICAL PREFIRE*
Y'all ever prefire some mf's with a 23 round laser sight suppresed M1 Garand?
bro look : ua-cam.com/video/fjqmsBDxQQE/v-deo.html
Patterson, fire a warning shot.
Sir this is a M32 grenade launcher
Ah, potato, potato.
10:36 the pure anger in grouse’s voice is something that I never thought I would hear from someone who always sounds pissed
Having played support roles with my buddies I've had similar exchanges and it usually comes from panic from being in your own shitty situation.
@@samanthashafer1742 yeah see that’s the bad part if being one of two support class everyone is yelling at you
Hes Iowan
From my experience playing games with my friend from there, they don't sound pissed off.
They *are* pissed off
@@jimmyjohnjohnson9803 You're not wrong at all
This post brought to you by the fellas in the center prairie that they call Iowa. Not exactly the same as The Rising Sun, but at the same time with the fields of corn here you'd be hard-pressed to find a difference.
He got so mad his mic quality went down 20 years…
0:51
“You’re up against the wall and I am the fucking wall” *proceeds to clip into the wall*
He quite literally became what he said he was
i swear badger is the only guy that can make sponsors fun.
“I blew up Malaysia.” Is such a fitting line for a Dozer to say...
Bruh as a malaysian thats awesome
That, is actually from Johnny Test. Mr. Black and Mr. White said those lines.
hegyak yeah, I know.
Indonesians rejoice
@@tsukki2089 rejoyce my indonesian brothers
0:53 “And I-“
Jumps into wall
“Am the f*cking wall!”
Bruh, why you use that pfp
She is just get BONK many times by 416 XD
End Game alternate ending
He is the fucking wall
Ah shucks. Sorry bulldozer. *Comforts wall*
Thank you G11 very cool
“ I don’t think that’s supposed to go there” had me dying
0:53 I AM THE FUCKING WALL continues to become one with the wall
*Badger in the Doctor’s Room:
“You can’t get Corona, if no one is there to give it to you”
Turns out he had it the whole time
Social distancing by putting them 6ft under
Social distancing but Every time someone comes closer than two metres you burn them with holy fire
¿¿?
That dozer finally achieved his life-long goal of actually becoming the wall
Stop no one else like this it is perfectly balanced.
Why would you guys throw the amount of likes out of balance?! Thanos will be pissed!
@Thomas Carmody this comment had 169 likes and people have liked it more
When the dozer said he was the wall, he meant it
Cheers bro I drink to that
The stoic deck is always my go to going loud because I get to be as reckless as I want for fun. It's like rallying in bloodborne
This was absolutely chaotic and hilarious I'm dying back here with laughter. 😂😂😂
"YOU'RE GOING AGAINST THE WALL, AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL. " *morphs into wall*.
i mean he wasn’t wrong tho
Ikr
r/TechnicallyTheTruth?
Gamer supps:
"More like Geneva suggestion"
People please like this to a point where badger recognizes this one lmao
All right but mine is only worth one like
Gamer Supps:
Rasputin is alive
Me: Gamer supps BETTER THAN GFUEL
The anime cup they released backs this statement 100%
10:00 the way the dude delivers this line is so good, like the voice acting in this game is surprisingly one of the best parts of it
This whole commentary took me tf ouuuuuut ‼️😂😂😭
I found it and had to 🎉🥂🍾
“My body resists caffeine like it resists communism”
-Russian badger 2020
Based
Amen brother.
Words to live by
all this happens when Ubi releases the Tachanka rework
McCarthy enters the chat
Physics: "You can't just stack a bunch of smaller drills to do more damage."
Florida man: "That's where you're wrong bucko."
good comment but no FL man would say bucko dawg. know what its bout
@@icedj5969 Bruh you ever been around the Jacksonville area? All my homies out there say bucko fam. We got them dialects for a reason.
_Observe_
I always assumed that Florida Men just used alligators to open vaults.
Guess I was only half correct
@@1iqk71 Dang, you right and I'm mad lmfao
Crazy that less than a few months later he actually got his own gamer supps flavor
That Dozer said he was the freaking wall
The Johnny Test “I blew up Malaysia” line is A1.
Kinda touchy subject you got there
Any story from Malaysia is touchy
Yo I love that fucking show
@@carbonwolf1087 everyone will get offended if their country is mentioned in a bad way
@@ahkal7897 meh, the U.S gets some every day and no one i have heard of complained about it
-“It’s not a shot of adrenaline that makes you wanna fight a bear”
That’s fine, I already wanted to *FIGHT A BEAR*
Felt that
The adrenaline just helps!
Thank you for letting me use a good 5 mins to catching the frame of the drone guy.
Love your content comrade ^^
1:00
Bro was like “your up against the wall and I am the wall”
Other games: Stay behind cover to regain your health.
Payday 2: *becomes an alcoholic*
Oof
Just like the demoman from TF2
The guy who will drunkenly shoot grenades at you
Other games: Dont get shot to recover health
Dumbys running grinder: HOHNOHNOHNOHNONN
In that case my dad is immortal
@@snufflebunny539 That spy with the kunai
*I can assure you I may never die*
Badger: Trying to not question his existence
Bulldozer: *I A M T H E W A L L*
Well he's just doing his job can't blame him there lol
AND IM THE FUCKING WA-
Well he is the wall now...
He literally became the wall when he said that lol
The best part about that is immediately afterwards somebody was talking about Radio Ga Ga and it pulled the whole thing together I think
“With enough liquor confidence and a firearm everything is free” best quote of the video besides the dozer.
14:01 hey, if a guy shows a deadly 100% off coupon, what can you really do other than except it?
7:43
Me 2 minutes into The First World Bank on Mayhem difficulty, going loud- after forgetting to put on the right card deck.
FIIIVE BULLEEETS LEFT!!
Me when Stoic M249 Jack of All Trades Uppers Combat Doctor Body Expertise Inspire Hostage Taker Aced ultra support immortal build on Alesso Holdout wave 5 and nobody brought ammo bags:
7:44
I should try this perk deck ....Jack Daniel's and the pain goes away. Sounds familiar LOL Amazing video!
ayy m8
Drink whisky and the pain goes away russian logic
How i never expected to see you here, you should really play with badger and teach him stealth and all the dumb shit that happens in stealth
@@saikou2575 That could be fun but I guess he is a busy man 😁same as me LOL
Yo m0rtifer
“Sweet liquor eases the pain” idk why but the slurred s’s made it so much funnier 😂
0:51 Bro the bulldozer’s line matches perfectly too last thing he says before clipping in there is “And I am the f’ing wall”
That skyrim logic is honestly too accurate. I laughed pretty hard upon the 80 WHEELS OF CHEESE
The funny thing is I’ve actually experienced that in Skyrim but except with cheese it was with tomatoes and potatoes. looking back at it it was some of the funniest shit ever, just like an entire burlap sack full of potatoes just down my throat🤣 and that was before I got the hearth fire DLC
@@Choujifangirl I found out that the best health/weight food item in the game is cooked salmon.
@@philippeleprohon4823 really!? That’s fascinating
@@Choujifangirl Yea, it weights 0.1 and gives 5 HP back. But that's DLC-less. With the Heartfire DLC installed, Steamed Mudcrab legs are better, giving 12HP per item for the same weight.
@@philippeleprohon4823 holy damn, as far as healing items go that’s actually pretty good, now all I can see is a Dovakin just eating an entire barrel full of steamed crab legs and I can’t stop laughing 🤣
"What third rate country made this drill?!"
- Duke, Payday 2.
Third world*
Pretty sure it was us here in Mexico
At 5:21 that phase two clone trooper did not sign up for that shit
1:39
I need help what was the song of friendly Predator inbound
0:10 I can’t control my laughter 🤣
Its the little thing's that makes me love watching the russian badger for example if you go to 8:39 you can see that scarface has a AR With a grenade launcher just like in the movie!
And fun fact, the Scarface character pack literally comes with an HK417 + M203. Too bad it’s offsale now
12:32
“I Blew up Malaysia”
Fun fact: I learned that this line, was from Jonny Test”
I thought that line sounded familiar.
I can't stop listening to that clip
Well well well guys I'm a malaysia here
@@spyrobandicoot356 Literally, I was trying to figure out where it came from and somehow found it. It was from Johnny Test, an episode where he runs away from home with Dukey.
RMG ELITE anyone else miss Johnny Test and Ninjago on Saturdays
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Badger: lemme just pack a lip with gamer supps real quick
Mean while in game alcoholism intensifies
Love the vids man rewatching these for I think the 5th time?
If memory serves me right, the two drills logic was because they had 2 locks that needed to be drilled. Can't exactly break 2 locks in different positions with only 1 drill right?
Nevermind, it was because of Liquid Nitrogen.
You know you're early enough that the drone clip wasn't censored before.
Cool I'm not the only one who noticed that
here
Operating.
Yea what’s with that,
@@CasperVonGhoul Most likely UA-cam being a bitch.
God I love that Johnny Test sound clip.
"Why were you resisting a police officer?"
"Why are you police officers?"
"I blew up Malaysia."
As a Malaysian, I confirmed this
@@miyahara6059 As a malaysian, +1 here
its sounds so casual
i blew up malaysia
"I blew up Malaysia"
as a Malaysian, that is honestly a good one
Found it!
ua-cam.com/video/n3uVwxAoUdo/v-deo.html
"YOU ARE AGAINST THE WALL, AND I AM THE WALL!!" **becomes the wall**
I just remade my stoic build based off parts of this video and it seems completely overpowered now. Also, the part at 7:43 (Five bullets left) reminded me of my Payday PTSD. I broke steam one time and the 12 days of Christmas (Payday Edition) would not stop playing. This happened by accident when I left my pc and I returned to it playing. I couldn't figure out where it was coming from (Steam displayed a different game), so I just task manager shut down everything running.
Winter's actually literally can't die. like seriously, when he gets to 20% health he straight up becomes invincible and cannot be harmed at all. however, it's during this time he runs away and despawns, without continuing to fire at you. so technically, he does "die", it's just he has a whole process that occurs.
Thats a very usefull information, thank you
That’s a good wisdom
In vr just stick your gun through the shield and shoot
Makes sense. He’s THE captain winters, so it obviously wouldn’t make sense for him to get obliterated only to be perfectly fine 2 heists later
And if you kill his shields before they get fully set up he just straight up becomes invincible and does not leave
"Ill buy you 2 bean burritos if you kill them"
"YOU GON MAKE ME ACT UP"
BRUH I DIEEED
0:51 the Dozer wasn't lying😂😂😂😂
'Gets shot by 5 mini gun dozers' sips stoic flask
My favorite part about duke is how he's the most plot important character of the heisters but his perk deck is the dumbest thing
Dumbest? Maybe. Best? Abso-fucking-lutely. Oh and his voice is just satisfying to hear, don't forget that.
@@rift3068
... didn't Duke say that he got his name from his grandfather's late friend? August Lindenhurst is a corpse. August Lindenhurst is also a drunken man Dual wielding whatever he so chooses while shooting at literal infinite amounts of cops
@@rift3068 didnt someone make like an hour long video saying that he isn't?
Plot?
@@SlimeBeast-xp7xf Long story short, the gang only go after other criminals, and attack the police because they're corrupt and turn out to be under the thumb of a megalomaniacal cult that worships alien gods-run by a somewhat immortal dentist-and said cult constantly screws them over, so they have to recruit an army and use the alien gods' power/technology to stop it all.
"With enough liqour, confidence and a firearm, everything is free." -TheRussianBadger
*Everyone wondering what the fuck I'm doing in the library*
I like the “it’s a barter system as long as you have a gun.”
@@Zbenesch its not a typical barter system though, its either I take everything and you keep your life, or I take everything *including* your life
@@EliteShooter-vp5wq oh *g o d*
None of those are technically wrong
Badger: I'm basically a walking wasted anti aircraft gun
Also badger: wasting almost whole mag just to kill dozer on overkill difficulty
Me with akimbo p90's and Assault rifle (I don't remember it's name): killing dozer in 30 or 20 shots (with p90's) on mayhem difficultt
Watching this again because I'm getting a craving to play Payday 2 VR again with my Anarchy deck running around popping heads with an MG42 in one hand and a claymore in the other, entirely unstoppable in Death Sentence as long as I'm hitting enemies.
Petition to call the Badger flavor “Tax Evasion”
*I'll sign it faster then **_the flash_*
Agreed
That or saiga 12
@Honey Badger or agent orange
@@cailebhunter3478 ill sign it faster then I sign my taxes....oh wait
"I'm gonna kill you through the power of friendship and this gun I found"
- RussianBadger
And this stone mask
@@bromanr7209 and this majorias mask
@@seantaggart7382 And with Mask off Hover hands
@@renewalacumen1770 okay
Btw Mlp would be different if they had just a GLOCK
saw the clip of the drills and was hoping i'd find the video, nice that i found it first try.
Duke:*GETS MAG DUMPED BY A BOLDOSER*
Also duke:50LITRES OF WINE GOING DOWN HIS THROAT AND SURVIVEING*
"They operate off of a bartering system if you have a gun."
- Grouse
Word's to live by
“I mean…am I WRONG?!”
-Grouse, two seconds later
To be fair, to be fair, he right
“Do it no balls” -Japan before bombing Pearl Harbor
"Atomize two of the biggest cities in our country, you won't."
Bro America got the world's biggest "RETURN TO SENDER" award ever
"do it no Balls"
*Eisenhower to the pilots of the Enola Gay*
"Do it, no balls." And that's how hiroshima and nagasaki happened.
Badger is that type of guy that makes the most random thumbnails, the most random content and as an order... dedication and purpose of life: *MOST RANDOM TITLES*
I love how in the beginning when badger shot all the hostages the song that was playing in the background was “DonAcdum” lmao
12:08
"Aye, be bottle 'o scrumpeh!"
* Drunken Pipe Bomb starts playing *
*gets hit by a sniper*
MEEEEEEDIIIIIIIC
Nein
"Oh, they're gonna need to glu you back togetha. IN HELL!"
Breaking: Drunk Florida Man breaks Several of the Geneva Conventions in less than 5 seconds, beating the world record previously claimed by Joseph Stalin
Since when ma homeboy Mao Z lose to Stalin, cut him the slack.
Jacket's Walkman: hold my beer
We'll see about that...
Technically the Geneva convention came after him so as far as I’m concerned....
You mean tie with Hitler and stalin
Stoic is literally just "here's a fun drinking game whenever you get shot take a shot"