HUMAN ROCK BASICALLY TOO DRUNK TO DIE | Payday 2 Stoic Perk Deck

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 11 тис.

  • @pixelfencer
    @pixelfencer 3 роки тому +19574

    When you get 10% off on free

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 3 роки тому +686

      Me: *STONKS!*
      Wait no DON'T LAUNCH THAT MORTA-

    • @pixelfencer
      @pixelfencer 3 роки тому +111

      Wow thanks for the heart and pin man

    • @Rzormc
      @Rzormc 3 роки тому +54

      OH HO HO FIRE ZE STONKS

    • @cthulhurage4580
      @cthulhurage4580 3 роки тому +20

      Mortar would like to know your location

    • @legion8829
      @legion8829 3 роки тому +23

      “Some body go get me my money”
      -Black Coach man

  • @rezlov_
    @rezlov_ 2 роки тому +5973

    "You take a sip from your trusty Vault 13 canteeen" the Courier was using the stoic perk deck. The shot didn't kill him because the damage over time stopped and the damage went away.

    • @limited_sparkz740
      @limited_sparkz740 2 роки тому +59

      Underrated comment.

    • @rezlov_
      @rezlov_ 2 роки тому +29

      @@limited_sparkz740 Thanks! Hopefully, Badger sees it one day

    • @darkgamingisback456
      @darkgamingisback456 2 роки тому +21

      @TheRussianBadger
      #RussianBadgerwillseeyourpost

    • @redacted4452
      @redacted4452 2 роки тому +6

      Things make a lot more sense now

    • @cbtillery135
      @cbtillery135 2 роки тому +27

      Since it’s a vault 13 canteen, lots of people think that maybe it was jury rigged by the dude from vault 13 with the water chip since they wouldn’t let him back in.

  • @epicgamer9946
    @epicgamer9946 3 роки тому +3128

    “Do it no balls” *shoots archduke Frantz Ferdinand starting world war *

    • @texatron
      @texatron 3 роки тому +72

      *enters belgium to pass through france*

    • @ISwearMyNameIsJohn
      @ISwearMyNameIsJohn 3 роки тому +67

      "do it no balls" *indirectly makes anime*

    • @mattphillips5120
      @mattphillips5120 3 роки тому +24

      Austria-Hungary: so you have chosen death

    • @KoishiVibin
      @KoishiVibin 3 роки тому +18

      @@ISwearMyNameIsJohn
      ...holy shit

    • @TwinkleNZ
      @TwinkleNZ 3 роки тому +17

      @@mattphillips5120 Japan: "Cheers I'll drink to that"

  • @Nuclear_Gandhi
    @Nuclear_Gandhi Рік тому +484

    Fun fact: The 10 second Stoic cooldown is you trying to unscrew the cap with two hands full of shotgun

    • @ThorMoore
      @ThorMoore 4 місяці тому +5

      That’s funny and true

    • @V1_thePrototype_from_ULTRAKILL
      @V1_thePrototype_from_ULTRAKILL 3 місяці тому +3

      Makes sense

    • @jimwormmaster
      @jimwormmaster 3 місяці тому +7

      I'm also wondering how you reload akimbo shotguns. I mean, doesn't it usually take 2 hands to reload a shotgun? Much less 2 at once.

    • @ethangtempleman5467
      @ethangtempleman5467 3 місяці тому

      ​@@jimwormmasternot when there mag-fed

    • @jimwormmaster
      @jimwormmaster 3 місяці тому +1

      @@ethangtempleman5467 You can reload it with the same hand you're holding it with for mag fed? Seems a bit odd, though I haven't seen all of them, nor do I know guns that well

  • @mist0804
    @mist0804 Рік тому +408

    Dozer: You're up against the wall, and I am the FUCKING WA- *Becomes one with the wall*

  • @tykarulobano7060
    @tykarulobano7060 3 роки тому +6479

    Stoic: *gets shot*
    Also Stoic: *Takes a sip from his trusty Vault Thirteen Canteen*

    • @mynamejeff9072
      @mynamejeff9072 3 роки тому +143

      Also stoic again: bonks enemies with trusty vault thirteen canteen

    • @mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798
      @mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 3 роки тому +89

      @SCP 049
      *TAKES A SIP FROM TRUSTY VAULT 13 CANTEEN*

    • @johnr6605
      @johnr6605 3 роки тому +34

      watching this video as an avid stoic main i am in genuine pain

    • @KommieKaze
      @KommieKaze 3 роки тому +24

      Bruh you can’t just combined Russian badger videos like that

    • @SnakeLord910
      @SnakeLord910 3 роки тому +15

      Poggers in my Valentino white bag

  • @Close2Cool
    @Close2Cool 3 роки тому +898

    Grouse: "They operate off of a bartering system as long as you have a gun."
    That has the same vibe as: "I heard banks give you a free loan if you bring your rifles with you"

  • @styxxfiremancer5274
    @styxxfiremancer5274 Рік тому +300

    “I’ll give you two bean burritos if you kill your friends”
    Swat: “ah shit, you’re about to make me act up”
    “How about *3* bean burritos?”

  • @redshell9205
    @redshell9205 Рік тому +633

    Imagine using this with explosive weapons and becoming the true drunk Scottish cyclops you where destined to be.

    • @scyobiempire4450
      @scyobiempire4450 Рік тому +1

      They’re gonna have to glue you back together, *IN HELL!*

    • @MedusaBigTiddyGothGF
      @MedusaBigTiddyGothGF Рік тому +68

      Bonus point if your running the greatswoard melee and scream while charging at people

    • @scyobiempire4450
      @scyobiempire4450 Рік тому +44

      @@MedusaBigTiddyGothGF *THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!*

    • @Galaxy_Midnight778
      @Galaxy_Midnight778 Рік тому +18

      @@scyobiempire4450 eye

    • @themanthedan8710
      @themanthedan8710 Рік тому +4

      Bruh I'm from that Mexican place they joked about

  • @alduty5702
    @alduty5702 2 роки тому +2835

    “YOURE UP AGAINST THE WALL AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL”
    Well to be fair, he did become the wall.

  • @garbagecan7718
    @garbagecan7718 3 роки тому +9492

    I like how badger couldn't find a duke model so he just used a stock bald guy in a suit and slapped the jojo stone mask on him.

    • @shotgunnedzahee4780
      @shotgunnedzahee4780 3 роки тому +447

      Yeah, that’s how you avoid copyright
      Edit: listen I said as a joke, pls don’t reply to this, btw, thx for 178 likes

    • @garbagecan7718
      @garbagecan7718 3 роки тому +566

      @@shotgunnedzahee4780 mans he used other payday models, I assume he just couldn't find a Duke model

    • @morganfitch8325
      @morganfitch8325 3 роки тому +220

      @@garbagecan7718 In this very video as well, he used Dallas right at the start, then used the others throughout

    • @shotgunnedzahee4780
      @shotgunnedzahee4780 3 роки тому +83

      Yeah, so he may use blender and use a bald man model and put the stone mask in it

    • @sniperpro-pi9dz
      @sniperpro-pi9dz 3 роки тому +86

      @@shotgunnedzahee4780 at least you have the balls to admit you are wrong

  • @-Conrad-
    @-Conrad- Рік тому +75

    11:20 "I don't think that's supposed to go there" best line of 2020

    • @Lubuntuuser
      @Lubuntuuser 4 місяці тому

      lol

    • @711_Camper
      @711_Camper 2 місяці тому +4

      Even funnier when you realize that Jacket is a male psychopath on cocaine that slaughtered away the entire Russian Mafia of Miami in a chicken mask.

  • @monroerobbins7551
    @monroerobbins7551 Рік тому +99

    I like how Badger took a snooty and prestigious fella like the Duke, and made him into a fuckin’ Forest Gump cameo/Shitpost.

  • @oligb1469
    @oligb1469 3 роки тому +486

    0:51 Doozer: "your up against the wall and I am the F*ckin' wa-". I mean he's NOT wrong chief that is a wall

  • @nightgoji
    @nightgoji 3 роки тому +1942

    “You’re up against the wall, and I am the fucking wall!”
    *Dozer proceeds to turn into a wall

  • @duckotheducky9586
    @duckotheducky9586 Рік тому +33

    7:44 - 7:47
    im already laughing at this and now im about to spit out every single mililiter of water from my body from the amount of comedy in that 3 second clip

  • @MaxGamer07wastaken
    @MaxGamer07wastaken 7 місяців тому +5

    0:51
    "You're up against a wall, and I am the f****ng wal-"
    *becomes the wall*

  • @twotailedavenger
    @twotailedavenger 3 роки тому +2539

    "how does he drink while akimbo-ing shotguns"
    And this is why they need a beer hat mask.

    • @yourworstnightmare3467
      @yourworstnightmare3467 2 роки тому +51

      Anyone know how he got the Grimms to shoot that fast cuz when I use the Grimms they shoot slower than badgers or was that an update consoles didn't get

    • @ellogalz
      @ellogalz 2 роки тому +28

      Go to your mods, custom, auto fire

    • @ellogalz
      @ellogalz 2 роки тому +14

      Consoles def got the update i play on console

    • @matthewskorupski6513
      @matthewskorupski6513 2 роки тому +21

      so i have a idea how he drinks it he just duck tapes a flask to the side of the gun

    • @yourworstnightmare3467
      @yourworstnightmare3467 2 роки тому +1

      Do you play on PS4

  • @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs
    @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs 3 роки тому +7944

    At 9:15, the way you convince the enemy forces to fight for you is by equipping them with an explosive vest so they have to fight. This was toned down before the beta of the game as I think it was a little to grim. Now you use magic to Convert them.

    • @vinylsketch
      @vinylsketch 3 роки тому +647

      Makes me love PD2 even more if true

    • @ionicabanea6025
      @ionicabanea6025 3 роки тому +149

      yoooooooooooooo u here as well yoooooooooooooo

    • @NEEDbacon
      @NEEDbacon 3 роки тому +762

      Well given how you're probably some wizard who's able to dodge bullets and shout up people that your cop friends pumped enough ammunition into to vapourize an Elephant. And said friends are vortexes of death or shitting out trip mines and turrets. I think it'd be pretty easy to convince them they can make it to Mexico by helping out a small scale cop genocide if they lend a hand.

    • @ODSTlonewolf257
      @ODSTlonewolf257 3 роки тому +203

      Nah, just promise them a cut if they survive.

    • @slavicspider7762
      @slavicspider7762 3 роки тому +176

      Fuuuu I want cop sucide bombers
      I'm now on a fbi watch list

  • @baddevgaming4055
    @baddevgaming4055 Рік тому +37

    I love how that juggernaut just noclipped to backrooms

    • @Da_Marcus13
      @Da_Marcus13 7 місяців тому +1

      Bro said I am the wall

    • @Lubuntuuser
      @Lubuntuuser 4 місяці тому +1

      like he said "nope, %%$^ this %^%*^*%^, i'm out!"

  • @tbryden800
    @tbryden800 Рік тому +19

    It was a secret mix of gin and gamer supps in his value 13 canteen lol

  • @akirahusky1683
    @akirahusky1683 3 роки тому +924

    0:52 damn he really is the wall

    • @tekaruki8899
      @tekaruki8899 3 роки тому +78

      YOU ARE AGAINST THE WALL, AND I'M THE FUCKING WA- "phases into wall"

    • @gaywoman
      @gaywoman 3 роки тому +9

      @@tekaruki8899 PhAses

    • @tekaruki8899
      @tekaruki8899 3 роки тому +7

      @@gaywoman
      Thanks

    • @gaywoman
      @gaywoman 3 роки тому +6

      @@tekaruki8899 welcome

    • @Captainforce09
      @Captainforce09 3 роки тому +5

      h o w

  • @somerandomguyyounevermet2117
    @somerandomguyyounevermet2117 3 роки тому +752

    "The fun bar is maximum, the practical bar is zero." - Ah yes, a perfect description of Badger's video

  • @princemunkymonk425
    @princemunkymonk425 Рік тому +18

    10:35 always makes my day.

  • @Shadow16971
    @Shadow16971 Рік тому +6

    7:14 I’ve never laughed so fucking hard in my entire life, just the way he delivered that statement + the animation made that perfect

  • @aregulargamer4144
    @aregulargamer4144 3 роки тому +805

    “Your up against a wall, AND I AM THE F****ING WALL” * turns into the wall *

  • @Mah11ro
    @Mah11ro 3 роки тому +3695

    The fact he said "Raw Glass" means there's a cooked glass somewhere. That scares me.

    • @lukedeakin7124
      @lukedeakin7124 2 роки тому +295

      I think based on Minecraft logic, raw glass is just sand

    • @bacillusanthrasis267
      @bacillusanthrasis267 2 роки тому +212

      @@lukedeakin7124 not even minecraft logic.
      That's ill logic.

    • @cgkase6210
      @cgkase6210 2 роки тому +48

      Colored windows

    • @tde4438
      @tde4438 2 роки тому +28

      Plates.

    • @LordElmo420
      @LordElmo420 2 роки тому +38

      Yeah that's just sand.

  • @BilisiFunfun
    @BilisiFunfun 4 місяці тому +7

    I am the liquor, Dallas.

  • @roboshad2062
    @roboshad2062 Рік тому +4

    Dozer: You're up against the wall and I am the f*cking wall.
    Also Dozer: Goes through the wall.
    Badger: I ain't having none of this s*it

  • @loganandrews3121
    @loganandrews3121 2 роки тому +2509

    On the last day of heisting my true Bain gave to me;
    Twelve Dozers dozing
    Eleven snipers sniping
    Ten Civvies running
    Nine Pagers ringing
    Eight Medics drugging
    Seven shields clanging
    Six beat cops shooting
    FIVE BULLETS LEEEEEEFT
    Four tazers zapping
    Three medic bags
    Two thermal drills
    And a cloaker running at meeeee!
    Aaagh I need a medic bag!

  • @DMphobia
    @DMphobia 2 роки тому +952

    "Why didn't you just tase the armed assailants?"
    *"Believe me, I did."*

    • @jcg5054
      @jcg5054 2 роки тому +4

      No

    • @rinkothelad
      @rinkothelad 2 роки тому +61

      “We tried that! *It did NOT work”*

    • @Squiggypie
      @Squiggypie 2 роки тому +6

      LazyPinker where is Howsit Feel to Playing Merdic

    • @FED0RA
      @FED0RA 2 роки тому +3

      ProductivePink

    • @EvillShadow-ek6rw
      @EvillShadow-ek6rw 2 роки тому +3

      Famous last words

  • @rizzjon
    @rizzjon Рік тому +3

    0:53 the dozer really took being the wall seriously

  • @killerbouquet3220
    @killerbouquet3220 11 місяців тому +4

    Badger's gang is always funny but Grouse and Jello at 10:35 fucking puts me on the floor every time 😂

  • @peoplebro_1294
    @peoplebro_1294 2 роки тому +1386

    Dallas: Oh man, this new guy is good how does he do it
    Duke drunkily stumbling around with heavy firearms: I FEEL NO PAIN NOR EMOTION

  • @darki7888
    @darki7888 3 роки тому +380

    0:54 ”YOUR UP AGAINST THE WALL AND I AM THE FUCKING WA-
    *BECOMES WALL*
    ironic.

  • @shadybox
    @shadybox Рік тому +10

    11:01 is such an underrated clip lmao

  • @mrthicknoodles
    @mrthicknoodles Рік тому +2

    0:51
    bulldozer: "YOUR UP AGAINST THE WALL AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL"
    also bulldozer: *literally fuses with the damn wall*

  • @Finn-SpeedySpidey
    @Finn-SpeedySpidey 3 роки тому +639

    * heist starts *
    Badger: * starts shooting *
    Badger: why do i run out of ammo so fast?
    Badger * gets more ammo * * breathes in *
    *TACTICAL PREFIRE*

    • @the333gamer333
      @the333gamer333 3 роки тому +19

      Y'all ever prefire some mf's with a 23 round laser sight suppresed M1 Garand?

    • @aae67888
      @aae67888 3 роки тому +1

      bro look : ua-cam.com/video/fjqmsBDxQQE/v-deo.html

    • @johnrybinski6237
      @johnrybinski6237 2 роки тому +9

      Patterson, fire a warning shot.
      Sir this is a M32 grenade launcher
      Ah, potato, potato.

  • @jasonhill7698
    @jasonhill7698 3 роки тому +808

    10:36 the pure anger in grouse’s voice is something that I never thought I would hear from someone who always sounds pissed

    • @samanthashafer1742
      @samanthashafer1742 2 роки тому +89

      Having played support roles with my buddies I've had similar exchanges and it usually comes from panic from being in your own shitty situation.

    • @blindgamer18
      @blindgamer18 2 роки тому +20

      @@samanthashafer1742 yeah see that’s the bad part if being one of two support class everyone is yelling at you

    • @jimmyjohnjohnson9803
      @jimmyjohnjohnson9803 2 роки тому +27

      Hes Iowan
      From my experience playing games with my friend from there, they don't sound pissed off.
      They *are* pissed off

    • @LexMc0606
      @LexMc0606 Рік тому +11

      ​@@jimmyjohnjohnson9803 You're not wrong at all
      This post brought to you by the fellas in the center prairie that they call Iowa. Not exactly the same as The Rising Sun, but at the same time with the fields of corn here you'd be hard-pressed to find a difference.

    • @grayghost5636
      @grayghost5636 Рік тому +18

      He got so mad his mic quality went down 20 years…

  • @Kai-pg3xz
    @Kai-pg3xz Рік тому +2

    0:51
    “You’re up against the wall and I am the fucking wall” *proceeds to clip into the wall*
    He quite literally became what he said he was

  • @TheGoofBall0
    @TheGoofBall0 9 місяців тому +2

    i swear badger is the only guy that can make sponsors fun.

  • @Awfulfeature
    @Awfulfeature 3 роки тому +556

    “I blew up Malaysia.” Is such a fitting line for a Dozer to say...

    • @doctorchaotic3415
      @doctorchaotic3415 3 роки тому +17

      Bruh as a malaysian thats awesome

    • @hegyak
      @hegyak 3 роки тому +27

      That, is actually from Johnny Test. Mr. Black and Mr. White said those lines.

    • @Awfulfeature
      @Awfulfeature 3 роки тому +3

      hegyak yeah, I know.

    • @tsukki2089
      @tsukki2089 3 роки тому +4

      Indonesians rejoice

    • @juicemeister1984
      @juicemeister1984 3 роки тому +1

      @@tsukki2089 rejoyce my indonesian brothers

  • @cheezekeke3951
    @cheezekeke3951 3 роки тому +391

    0:53 “And I-“
    Jumps into wall
    “Am the f*cking wall!”

    • @TN_Kuhorizki
      @TN_Kuhorizki 3 роки тому +9

      Bruh, why you use that pfp
      She is just get BONK many times by 416 XD

    • @shaulii6217
      @shaulii6217 3 роки тому +6

      End Game alternate ending

    • @dt3stu
      @dt3stu 3 роки тому +13

      He is the fucking wall

    • @Tinygreysamurai
      @Tinygreysamurai 3 роки тому +4

      Ah shucks. Sorry bulldozer. *Comforts wall*

    • @stardustsama3688
      @stardustsama3688 3 роки тому +3

      Thank you G11 very cool

  • @Guywhoisimmature
    @Guywhoisimmature Рік тому +2

    “ I don’t think that’s supposed to go there” had me dying

  • @wisemysticaltree42069
    @wisemysticaltree42069 Рік тому +4

    0:53 I AM THE FUCKING WALL continues to become one with the wall

  • @fusedfire8774
    @fusedfire8774 3 роки тому +507

    *Badger in the Doctor’s Room:
    “You can’t get Corona, if no one is there to give it to you”

    • @leasingarc9568
      @leasingarc9568 3 роки тому +3

      Turns out he had it the whole time

    • @tylerulfmann4586
      @tylerulfmann4586 3 роки тому +6

      Social distancing by putting them 6ft under

    • @angryknif100
      @angryknif100 3 роки тому +1

      Social distancing but Every time someone comes closer than two metres you burn them with holy fire

    • @captain_mario15
      @captain_mario15 3 роки тому

      ¿¿?

  • @dime.c120
    @dime.c120 3 роки тому +616

    That dozer finally achieved his life-long goal of actually becoming the wall

    • @twolandeleven388
      @twolandeleven388 3 роки тому +8

      Stop no one else like this it is perfectly balanced.

    • @twolandeleven388
      @twolandeleven388 3 роки тому +1

      Why would you guys throw the amount of likes out of balance?! Thanos will be pissed!

    • @twolandeleven388
      @twolandeleven388 3 роки тому

      @Thomas Carmody this comment had 169 likes and people have liked it more

    • @Kerosensecore
      @Kerosensecore 3 роки тому +3

      When the dozer said he was the wall, he meant it

    • @axelschakram3516
      @axelschakram3516 3 роки тому +3

      Cheers bro I drink to that

  • @majorghoul9017
    @majorghoul9017 Рік тому +6

    The stoic deck is always my go to going loud because I get to be as reckless as I want for fun. It's like rallying in bloodborne

  • @DarkPredator_67_92
    @DarkPredator_67_92 Рік тому +1

    This was absolutely chaotic and hilarious I'm dying back here with laughter. 😂😂😂

  • @joshuayoung6146
    @joshuayoung6146 3 роки тому +329

    "YOU'RE GOING AGAINST THE WALL, AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL. " *morphs into wall*.

  • @amgoose3493
    @amgoose3493 3 роки тому +633

    Gamer supps:
    "More like Geneva suggestion"

    • @SuprThumby
      @SuprThumby 3 роки тому +10

      People please like this to a point where badger recognizes this one lmao

    • @luanmantilla3575
      @luanmantilla3575 3 роки тому +4

      All right but mine is only worth one like

    • @usafa886
      @usafa886 3 роки тому +5

      Gamer Supps:
      Rasputin is alive

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 3 роки тому +3

      Me: Gamer supps BETTER THAN GFUEL

    • @nicolasa.3192
      @nicolasa.3192 3 роки тому +4

      The anime cup they released backs this statement 100%

  • @arandomqueer1267
    @arandomqueer1267 Рік тому +11

    10:00 the way the dude delivers this line is so good, like the voice acting in this game is surprisingly one of the best parts of it

  • @Dejavucold
    @Dejavucold Рік тому

    This whole commentary took me tf ouuuuuut ‼️😂😂😭
    I found it and had to 🎉🥂🍾

  • @JragonL1m
    @JragonL1m 3 роки тому +2479

    “My body resists caffeine like it resists communism”
    -Russian badger 2020

  • @occul4rsn1pes32
    @occul4rsn1pes32 3 роки тому +415

    Physics: "You can't just stack a bunch of smaller drills to do more damage."
    Florida man: "That's where you're wrong bucko."

    • @icedj5969
      @icedj5969 3 роки тому

      good comment but no FL man would say bucko dawg. know what its bout

    • @occul4rsn1pes32
      @occul4rsn1pes32 3 роки тому +5

      @@icedj5969 Bruh you ever been around the Jacksonville area? All my homies out there say bucko fam. We got them dialects for a reason.

    • @Digital_Soldier_31
      @Digital_Soldier_31 3 роки тому +4

      _Observe_

    • @1iqk71
      @1iqk71 3 роки тому +5

      I always assumed that Florida Men just used alligators to open vaults.
      Guess I was only half correct

    • @occul4rsn1pes32
      @occul4rsn1pes32 3 роки тому +3

      @@1iqk71 Dang, you right and I'm mad lmfao

  • @jameshenderson9888
    @jameshenderson9888 Рік тому +6

    Crazy that less than a few months later he actually got his own gamer supps flavor

  • @ryker5645
    @ryker5645 Рік тому +4

    That Dozer said he was the freaking wall

  • @JuanCastillo-yu8gv
    @JuanCastillo-yu8gv 3 роки тому +506

    The Johnny Test “I blew up Malaysia” line is A1.

    • @irfankhairulazam9403
      @irfankhairulazam9403 3 роки тому +7

      Kinda touchy subject you got there

    • @carbonwolf1087
      @carbonwolf1087 3 роки тому +16

      Any story from Malaysia is touchy

    • @ompingulkar4645
      @ompingulkar4645 3 роки тому +8

      Yo I love that fucking show

    • @ahkal7897
      @ahkal7897 3 роки тому +10

      @@carbonwolf1087 everyone will get offended if their country is mentioned in a bad way

    • @carbonwolf1087
      @carbonwolf1087 3 роки тому +8

      @@ahkal7897 meh, the U.S gets some every day and no one i have heard of complained about it

  • @John-doe955
    @John-doe955 3 роки тому +294

    -“It’s not a shot of adrenaline that makes you wanna fight a bear”
    That’s fine, I already wanted to *FIGHT A BEAR*

  • @uandme2466
    @uandme2466 Рік тому

    Thank you for letting me use a good 5 mins to catching the frame of the drone guy.
    Love your content comrade ^^

  • @user-sy1bu4ui2o
    @user-sy1bu4ui2o 2 місяці тому +1

    1:00
    Bro was like “your up against the wall and I am the wall”

  • @beefjerky007
    @beefjerky007 3 роки тому +393

    Other games: Stay behind cover to regain your health.
    Payday 2: *becomes an alcoholic*

    • @Thatsudistucsonofagun2849
      @Thatsudistucsonofagun2849 3 роки тому +3

      Oof

    • @sjernapace3133
      @sjernapace3133 3 роки тому +10

      Just like the demoman from TF2
      The guy who will drunkenly shoot grenades at you

    • @snufflebunny539
      @snufflebunny539 3 роки тому +7

      Other games: Dont get shot to recover health
      Dumbys running grinder: HOHNOHNOHNOHNONN

    • @ANAYELIPALACIOS
      @ANAYELIPALACIOS 3 роки тому +4

      In that case my dad is immortal

    • @sjernapace3133
      @sjernapace3133 3 роки тому +5

      @@snufflebunny539 That spy with the kunai
      *I can assure you I may never die*

  • @FordMustangCaliforniaSpecial
    @FordMustangCaliforniaSpecial 3 роки тому +409

    Badger: Trying to not question his existence
    Bulldozer: *I A M T H E W A L L*

    • @acethehunter7898
      @acethehunter7898 3 роки тому +4

      Well he's just doing his job can't blame him there lol

    • @darthball2723
      @darthball2723 3 роки тому +11

      AND IM THE FUCKING WA-

    • @tannerfondren2356
      @tannerfondren2356 3 роки тому +6

      Well he is the wall now...

    • @amusedpiegon3512
      @amusedpiegon3512 3 роки тому +1

      He literally became the wall when he said that lol

    • @Choujifangirl
      @Choujifangirl Рік тому +1

      The best part about that is immediately afterwards somebody was talking about Radio Ga Ga and it pulled the whole thing together I think

  • @MoistyTheMauler
    @MoistyTheMauler 9 місяців тому

    “With enough liquor confidence and a firearm everything is free” best quote of the video besides the dozer.

  • @user-vx2vl9cr5m
    @user-vx2vl9cr5m 11 місяців тому +6

    14:01 hey, if a guy shows a deadly 100% off coupon, what can you really do other than except it?

  • @hoxseptem4073
    @hoxseptem4073 3 роки тому +464

    7:43
    Me 2 minutes into The First World Bank on Mayhem difficulty, going loud- after forgetting to put on the right card deck.

    • @stangamerz4642
      @stangamerz4642 2 роки тому +17

      FIIIVE BULLEEETS LEFT!!

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth 2 роки тому +4

      Me when Stoic M249 Jack of All Trades Uppers Combat Doctor Body Expertise Inspire Hostage Taker Aced ultra support immortal build on Alesso Holdout wave 5 and nobody brought ammo bags:

    • @samuraiturtle.2637
      @samuraiturtle.2637 2 роки тому +5

      7:44

  • @M0rtifer
    @M0rtifer 3 роки тому +5399

    I should try this perk deck ....Jack Daniel's and the pain goes away. Sounds familiar LOL Amazing video!

    • @pututunik8748
      @pututunik8748 3 роки тому +29

      ayy m8

    • @niceatept4552
      @niceatept4552 3 роки тому +30

      Drink whisky and the pain goes away russian logic

    • @saikou2575
      @saikou2575 3 роки тому +46

      How i never expected to see you here, you should really play with badger and teach him stealth and all the dumb shit that happens in stealth

    • @M0rtifer
      @M0rtifer 3 роки тому +58

      @@saikou2575 That could be fun but I guess he is a busy man 😁same as me LOL

    • @duckygotdatquack3585
      @duckygotdatquack3585 3 роки тому +4

      Yo m0rtifer

  • @Brokegolfing
    @Brokegolfing 7 місяців тому +1

    “Sweet liquor eases the pain” idk why but the slurred s’s made it so much funnier 😂

  • @noahmoody7991
    @noahmoody7991 Рік тому

    0:51 Bro the bulldozer’s line matches perfectly too last thing he says before clipping in there is “And I am the f’ing wall”

  • @crackheadengineer3716
    @crackheadengineer3716 3 роки тому +203

    That skyrim logic is honestly too accurate. I laughed pretty hard upon the 80 WHEELS OF CHEESE

    • @Choujifangirl
      @Choujifangirl 2 роки тому +2

      The funny thing is I’ve actually experienced that in Skyrim but except with cheese it was with tomatoes and potatoes. looking back at it it was some of the funniest shit ever, just like an entire burlap sack full of potatoes just down my throat🤣 and that was before I got the hearth fire DLC

    • @philippeleprohon4823
      @philippeleprohon4823 Рік тому +1

      @@Choujifangirl I found out that the best health/weight food item in the game is cooked salmon.

    • @Choujifangirl
      @Choujifangirl Рік тому

      @@philippeleprohon4823 really!? That’s fascinating

    • @philippeleprohon4823
      @philippeleprohon4823 Рік тому +1

      @@Choujifangirl Yea, it weights 0.1 and gives 5 HP back. But that's DLC-less. With the Heartfire DLC installed, Steamed Mudcrab legs are better, giving 12HP per item for the same weight.

    • @Choujifangirl
      @Choujifangirl Рік тому +1

      @@philippeleprohon4823 holy damn, as far as healing items go that’s actually pretty good, now all I can see is a Dovakin just eating an entire barrel full of steamed crab legs and I can’t stop laughing 🤣

  • @supremeseregios6810
    @supremeseregios6810 3 роки тому +979

    "What third rate country made this drill?!"
    - Duke, Payday 2.

  • @dashhurry4363
    @dashhurry4363 Рік тому +2

    0:10 I can’t control my laughter 🤣

  • @dukestick3006
    @dukestick3006 Рік тому +3

    Its the little thing's that makes me love watching the russian badger for example if you go to 8:39 you can see that scarface has a AR With a grenade launcher just like in the movie!

    • @tangerinepaint3643
      @tangerinepaint3643 Рік тому +1

      And fun fact, the Scarface character pack literally comes with an HK417 + M203. Too bad it’s offsale now

  • @scruufy
    @scruufy 3 роки тому +615

    12:32
    “I Blew up Malaysia”
    Fun fact: I learned that this line, was from Jonny Test”

    • @spyrobandicoot356
      @spyrobandicoot356 3 роки тому +20

      I thought that line sounded familiar.

    • @TheCarolfarrell
      @TheCarolfarrell 3 роки тому +8

      I can't stop listening to that clip

    • @EliteRaven-sv6fb
      @EliteRaven-sv6fb 3 роки тому +7

      Well well well guys I'm a malaysia here

    • @rmgelite3967
      @rmgelite3967 3 роки тому +12

      @@spyrobandicoot356 Literally, I was trying to figure out where it came from and somehow found it. It was from Johnny Test, an episode where he runs away from home with Dukey.

    • @cruzdavis4141
      @cruzdavis4141 3 роки тому +9

      RMG ELITE anyone else miss Johnny Test and Ninjago on Saturdays

  • @crimsonsiege7000
    @crimsonsiege7000 3 роки тому +339

    Nobody:
    Literally nobody:
    Badger: lemme just pack a lip with gamer supps real quick

    • @darthball2723
      @darthball2723 3 роки тому +4

      Mean while in game alcoholism intensifies

  • @scarletgamingstudio
    @scarletgamingstudio Рік тому

    Love the vids man rewatching these for I think the 5th time?

  • @General_C
    @General_C Рік тому +2

    If memory serves me right, the two drills logic was because they had 2 locks that needed to be drilled. Can't exactly break 2 locks in different positions with only 1 drill right?

    • @General_C
      @General_C Рік тому

      Nevermind, it was because of Liquid Nitrogen.

  • @ZAL_3113
    @ZAL_3113 3 роки тому +3333

    You know you're early enough that the drone clip wasn't censored before.

  • @colethomas2309
    @colethomas2309 3 роки тому +99

    God I love that Johnny Test sound clip.
    "Why were you resisting a police officer?"
    "Why are you police officers?"
    "I blew up Malaysia."

  • @RandomPerson-iz1gk
    @RandomPerson-iz1gk Рік тому +1

    "YOU ARE AGAINST THE WALL, AND I AM THE WALL!!" **becomes the wall**

  • @lectersnightmare
    @lectersnightmare 10 місяців тому

    I just remade my stoic build based off parts of this video and it seems completely overpowered now. Also, the part at 7:43 (Five bullets left) reminded me of my Payday PTSD. I broke steam one time and the 12 days of Christmas (Payday Edition) would not stop playing. This happened by accident when I left my pc and I returned to it playing. I couldn't figure out where it was coming from (Steam displayed a different game), so I just task manager shut down everything running.

  • @micahh9351
    @micahh9351 2 роки тому +399

    Winter's actually literally can't die. like seriously, when he gets to 20% health he straight up becomes invincible and cannot be harmed at all. however, it's during this time he runs away and despawns, without continuing to fire at you. so technically, he does "die", it's just he has a whole process that occurs.

    • @dominocze8658
      @dominocze8658 Рік тому +14

      Thats a very usefull information, thank you

    • @ZephyrUltimate_
      @ZephyrUltimate_ Рік тому +12

      That’s a good wisdom

    • @febethelastone1084
      @febethelastone1084 Рік тому

      In vr just stick your gun through the shield and shoot

    • @donovanjoseph737
      @donovanjoseph737 Рік тому +30

      Makes sense. He’s THE captain winters, so it obviously wouldn’t make sense for him to get obliterated only to be perfectly fine 2 heists later

    • @aliteralpotato873
      @aliteralpotato873 Рік тому +5

      And if you kill his shields before they get fully set up he just straight up becomes invincible and does not leave

  • @lillarry1552
    @lillarry1552 3 роки тому +91

    "Ill buy you 2 bean burritos if you kill them"
    "YOU GON MAKE ME ACT UP"
    BRUH I DIEEED

  • @deemummery83
    @deemummery83 9 місяців тому

    0:51 the Dozer wasn't lying😂😂😂😂

  • @imtoast139
    @imtoast139 9 місяців тому

    'Gets shot by 5 mini gun dozers' sips stoic flask

  • @Mr-Mania
    @Mr-Mania 2 роки тому +632

    My favorite part about duke is how he's the most plot important character of the heisters but his perk deck is the dumbest thing

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth 2 роки тому +55

      Dumbest? Maybe. Best? Abso-fucking-lutely. Oh and his voice is just satisfying to hear, don't forget that.

    • @silvermist1859
      @silvermist1859 2 роки тому +4

      @@rift3068
      ... didn't Duke say that he got his name from his grandfather's late friend? August Lindenhurst is a corpse. August Lindenhurst is also a drunken man Dual wielding whatever he so chooses while shooting at literal infinite amounts of cops

    • @jimmyjohnjohnson9803
      @jimmyjohnjohnson9803 2 роки тому +11

      @@rift3068 didnt someone make like an hour long video saying that he isn't?

    • @SlimeBeast-xp7xf
      @SlimeBeast-xp7xf 2 роки тому +3

      Plot?

    • @mattpace1026
      @mattpace1026 Рік тому

      @@SlimeBeast-xp7xf Long story short, the gang only go after other criminals, and attack the police because they're corrupt and turn out to be under the thumb of a megalomaniacal cult that worships alien gods-run by a somewhat immortal dentist-and said cult constantly screws them over, so they have to recruit an army and use the alien gods' power/technology to stop it all.

  • @jagergaming2281
    @jagergaming2281 3 роки тому +218

    "With enough liqour, confidence and a firearm, everything is free." -TheRussianBadger

    • @EliteShooter-vp5wq
      @EliteShooter-vp5wq 3 роки тому +3

      *Everyone wondering what the fuck I'm doing in the library*

    • @Zbenesch
      @Zbenesch 3 роки тому +2

      I like the “it’s a barter system as long as you have a gun.”

    • @jagergaming2281
      @jagergaming2281 3 роки тому +1

      @@Zbenesch its not a typical barter system though, its either I take everything and you keep your life, or I take everything *including* your life

    • @jagergaming2281
      @jagergaming2281 3 роки тому +1

      @@EliteShooter-vp5wq oh *g o d*

    • @FrankRedfield
      @FrankRedfield 3 роки тому

      None of those are technically wrong

  • @dallas2861
    @dallas2861 Рік тому +12

    Badger: I'm basically a walking wasted anti aircraft gun
    Also badger: wasting almost whole mag just to kill dozer on overkill difficulty
    Me with akimbo p90's and Assault rifle (I don't remember it's name): killing dozer in 30 or 20 shots (with p90's) on mayhem difficultt

  • @Mataclysm
    @Mataclysm Рік тому +1

    Watching this again because I'm getting a craving to play Payday 2 VR again with my Anarchy deck running around popping heads with an MG42 in one hand and a claymore in the other, entirely unstoppable in Death Sentence as long as I'm hitting enemies.

  • @squweebybeebitz3289
    @squweebybeebitz3289 3 роки тому +395

    Petition to call the Badger flavor “Tax Evasion”

  • @corporategunner5972
    @corporategunner5972 3 роки тому +331

    "I'm gonna kill you through the power of friendship and this gun I found"
    - RussianBadger

  • @vizthex
    @vizthex 9 місяців тому +1

    saw the clip of the drills and was hoping i'd find the video, nice that i found it first try.

  • @soulless_jake540
    @soulless_jake540 Рік тому +1

    Duke:*GETS MAG DUMPED BY A BOLDOSER*
    Also duke:50LITRES OF WINE GOING DOWN HIS THROAT AND SURVIVEING*

  • @yazidefirenze
    @yazidefirenze 2 роки тому +272

    "They operate off of a bartering system if you have a gun."
    - Grouse

  • @What-jl8oc
    @What-jl8oc 3 роки тому +342

    “Do it no balls” -Japan before bombing Pearl Harbor

    • @nicolasa.3192
      @nicolasa.3192 3 роки тому +29

      "Atomize two of the biggest cities in our country, you won't."

    • @emile738
      @emile738 3 роки тому +24

      Bro America got the world's biggest "RETURN TO SENDER" award ever

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 3 роки тому

      "do it no Balls"
      *Eisenhower to the pilots of the Enola Gay*

    • @wjm82608
      @wjm82608 3 роки тому

      "Do it, no balls." And that's how hiroshima and nagasaki happened.

  • @supersoldier4806
    @supersoldier4806 Рік тому +1

    Badger is that type of guy that makes the most random thumbnails, the most random content and as an order... dedication and purpose of life: *MOST RANDOM TITLES*

  • @SirStappy
    @SirStappy Рік тому

    I love how in the beginning when badger shot all the hostages the song that was playing in the background was “DonAcdum” lmao

  • @pootishoovy2158
    @pootishoovy2158 3 роки тому +132

    12:08
    "Aye, be bottle 'o scrumpeh!"
    * Drunken Pipe Bomb starts playing *

  • @rizronax
    @rizronax 3 роки тому +218

    Breaking: Drunk Florida Man breaks Several of the Geneva Conventions in less than 5 seconds, beating the world record previously claimed by Joseph Stalin

    • @josiasbernard7618
      @josiasbernard7618 3 роки тому +4

      Since when ma homeboy Mao Z lose to Stalin, cut him the slack.

    • @ayaxmcgill635
      @ayaxmcgill635 3 роки тому +2

      Jacket's Walkman: hold my beer

    • @user-ff9sx2qw8b
      @user-ff9sx2qw8b 3 роки тому +3

      We'll see about that...

    • @mylesdonovan9068
      @mylesdonovan9068 3 роки тому

      Technically the Geneva convention came after him so as far as I’m concerned....

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 3 роки тому +1

      You mean tie with Hitler and stalin

  • @sunkyfromdiscord5
    @sunkyfromdiscord5 7 місяців тому

    Stoic is literally just "here's a fun drinking game whenever you get shot take a shot"