At 9:15, the way you convince the enemy forces to fight for you is by equipping them with an explosive vest so they have to fight. This was toned down before the beta of the game as I think it was a little to grim. Now you use magic to Convert them.
Well given how you're probably some wizard who's able to dodge bullets and shout up people that your cop friends pumped enough ammunition into to vapourize an Elephant. And said friends are vortexes of death or shitting out trip mines and turrets. I think it'd be pretty easy to convince them they can make it to Mexico by helping out a small scale cop genocide if they lend a hand.
"You take a sip from your trusty Vault 13 canteeen" the Courier was using the stoic perk deck. The shot didn't kill him because the damage over time stopped and the damage went away.
Since it’s a vault 13 canteen, lots of people think that maybe it was jury rigged by the dude from vault 13 with the water chip since they wouldn’t let him back in.
Grouse: "They operate off of a bartering system as long as you have a gun." That has the same vibe as: "I heard banks give you a free loan if you bring your rifles with you"
@@ethangtempleman5467 You can reload it with the same hand you're holding it with for mag fed? Seems a bit odd, though I haven't seen all of them, nor do I know guns that well
@@jimmyjohnjohnson9803 You're not wrong at all This post brought to you by the fellas in the center prairie that they call Iowa. Not exactly the same as The Rising Sun, but at the same time with the fields of corn here you'd be hard-pressed to find a difference.
Anyone know how he got the Grimms to shoot that fast cuz when I use the Grimms they shoot slower than badgers or was that an update consoles didn't get
On the last day of heisting my true Bain gave to me; Twelve Dozers dozing Eleven snipers sniping Ten Civvies running Nine Pagers ringing Eight Medics drugging Seven shields clanging Six beat cops shooting FIVE BULLETS LEEEEEEFT Four tazers zapping Three medic bags Two thermal drills And a cloaker running at meeeee! Aaagh I need a medic bag!
7:44 - 7:47 im already laughing at this and now im about to spit out every single mililiter of water from my body from the amount of comedy in that 3 second clip
The funny thing is I’ve actually experienced that in Skyrim but except with cheese it was with tomatoes and potatoes. looking back at it it was some of the funniest shit ever, just like an entire burlap sack full of potatoes just down my throat🤣 and that was before I got the hearth fire DLC
@@Choujifangirl Yea, it weights 0.1 and gives 5 HP back. But that's DLC-less. With the Heartfire DLC installed, Steamed Mudcrab legs are better, giving 12HP per item for the same weight.
@@philippeleprohon4823 holy damn, as far as healing items go that’s actually pretty good, now all I can see is a Dovakin just eating an entire barrel full of steamed crab legs and I can’t stop laughing 🤣
Winter's actually literally can't die. like seriously, when he gets to 20% health he straight up becomes invincible and cannot be harmed at all. however, it's during this time he runs away and despawns, without continuing to fire at you. so technically, he does "die", it's just he has a whole process that occurs.
Breaking: Drunk Florida Man breaks Several of the Geneva Conventions in less than 5 seconds, beating the world record previously claimed by Joseph Stalin
@@spyrobandicoot356 Literally, I was trying to figure out where it came from and somehow found it. It was from Johnny Test, an episode where he runs away from home with Dukey.
Me when Stoic M249 Jack of All Trades Uppers Combat Doctor Body Expertise Inspire Hostage Taker Aced ultra support immortal build on Alesso Holdout wave 5 and nobody brought ammo bags:
@@rift3068 ... didn't Duke say that he got his name from his grandfather's late friend? August Lindenhurst is a corpse. August Lindenhurst is also a drunken man Dual wielding whatever he so chooses while shooting at literal infinite amounts of cops
@@KamenriderCrusher Long story short, the gang only go after other criminals, and attack the police because they're corrupt and turn out to be under the thumb of a megalomaniacal cult that worships alien gods-run by a somewhat immortal dentist-and said cult constantly screws them over, so they have to recruit an army and use the alien gods' power/technology to stop it all.
13:00 Ok, can we just appreciate how badass it would to levitate down a hallway by riding the explosions of two automatic guns your firing at your own feet without concern to yourself.
"Do it, no balls." -KMS Bismarck before sinking the HMS Hood. Edit : I got my history wrong. It was the Brits who shot first, which means the roles are reversed. "Do it, no balls." -HMS Hood before engaging the KMS Bismarck.
Teacher: you can be anything you want. Bulldozer: I want to be a literal wall. Teacher: That's one of the things you can't do. Bulldozer: Showed her what for! 0:55
Fun fact about converting enemies; In the early versions/beta of the game, there was an animation of the dude slowly getting to their feet while looking down at themselves before they start shooting. That's because the original way you "converted" enemies was by strapping a literal bomb vest to them and basically telling them "It's them or you." This was removed because it was considered a little too extreme and grim for the PAYDAY gang.
So instead they changed it to the uncuffing a hostage animation? Iirc the voice lines for getting a joker still reflect the beta bomb-strapping method.
I like how soundsmith playing pay day 2 is just: oh they saw us it's time to reset and badger is just like: mowing down civilians for fun with a giant spoon
12:28 "Why did you resist police officers?" Why are YOU police officers??? 'I blew up Malaysia.' THAT is pure Johnny Test in a nutshell and it makes me ecstatic to see it used in a Badger video.
"you shouldn't be allowed to buy a fully automatic 12-gauge shotgun with a high-capacity extended magazine." "I agree that's why I bought two fully automatic 12 gauge shotguns with..." Sounds about right in IRL logic as well.
That "stone mask" on his character model is from JoJo part 2. By that logic, he has become the god of gods and the ultimate lifeform through sheer liquor.
"So, the dozer walked around like 'You're up against the wall and I am the fucking wa-' and I SHIT YOU NOT ARBITER, he disappears into the wall. Funniest shit I've ever seen."
When you get 10% off on free
Me: *STONKS!*
Wait no DON'T LAUNCH THAT MORTA-
Wow thanks for the heart and pin man
OH HO HO FIRE ZE STONKS
Mortar would like to know your location
“Some body go get me my money”
-Black Coach man
At 9:15, the way you convince the enemy forces to fight for you is by equipping them with an explosive vest so they have to fight. This was toned down before the beta of the game as I think it was a little to grim. Now you use magic to Convert them.
Makes me love PD2 even more if true
yoooooooooooooo u here as well yoooooooooooooo
Well given how you're probably some wizard who's able to dodge bullets and shout up people that your cop friends pumped enough ammunition into to vapourize an Elephant. And said friends are vortexes of death or shitting out trip mines and turrets. I think it'd be pretty easy to convince them they can make it to Mexico by helping out a small scale cop genocide if they lend a hand.
Nah, just promise them a cut if they survive.
Fuuuu I want cop sucide bombers
I'm now on a fbi watch list
"You take a sip from your trusty Vault 13 canteeen" the Courier was using the stoic perk deck. The shot didn't kill him because the damage over time stopped and the damage went away.
Underrated comment.
@@Tyler_VernonHowell Thanks! Hopefully, Badger sees it one day
@TheRussianBadger
#RussianBadgerwillseeyourpost
Things make a lot more sense now
Since it’s a vault 13 canteen, lots of people think that maybe it was jury rigged by the dude from vault 13 with the water chip since they wouldn’t let him back in.
Grouse: "They operate off of a bartering system as long as you have a gun."
That has the same vibe as: "I heard banks give you a free loan if you bring your rifles with you"
LOL
Truth
They do don't they?
@@spartanfoxy37 yea, just got back from getting a loan, they’re super nice about it
@@iamacatperson7226 dope m8 good crap can I have some?
Fun fact: The 10 second Stoic cooldown is you trying to unscrew the cap with two hands full of shotgun
That’s funny and true
Makes sense
I'm also wondering how you reload akimbo shotguns. I mean, doesn't it usually take 2 hands to reload a shotgun? Much less 2 at once.
@@jimwormmasternot when there mag-fed
@@ethangtempleman5467 You can reload it with the same hand you're holding it with for mag fed? Seems a bit odd, though I haven't seen all of them, nor do I know guns that well
Stoic: *gets shot*
Also Stoic: *Takes a sip from his trusty Vault Thirteen Canteen*
Also stoic again: bonks enemies with trusty vault thirteen canteen
@SCP 049
*TAKES A SIP FROM TRUSTY VAULT 13 CANTEEN*
watching this video as an avid stoic main i am in genuine pain
Bruh you can’t just combined Russian badger videos like that
Poggers in my Valentino white bag
“Do it no balls” *shoots archduke Frantz Ferdinand starting world war *
*enters belgium to pass through france*
Austria-Hungary: so you have chosen death
@Kevin Situ
...holy shit
@@mattphillips5120 Japan: "Cheers I'll drink to that"
He did it for the vine bro
I like how badger couldn't find a duke model so he just used a stock bald guy in a suit and slapped the jojo stone mask on him.
Yeah, that’s how you avoid copyright
Edit: listen I said as a joke, pls don’t reply to this, btw, thx for 178 likes
@@shotgunnedzahee4780 mans he used other payday models, I assume he just couldn't find a Duke model
@@garbagecan7718 In this very video as well, he used Dallas right at the start, then used the others throughout
Yeah, so he may use blender and use a bald man model and put the stone mask in it
@@shotgunnedzahee4780 at least you have the balls to admit you are wrong
Dozer: You're up against the wall, and I am the FUCKING WA- *Literally merges with the wall*
That was fucking hilarious-
bro took the sentence too seriously
Reject humanity return to W A L L
@@unknown-ou8fbaka FUCKED. UP. HEIST.
aka
R E T U R N. T O. W A L L
Reject heisters, become the wall
0:52 damn he really is the wall
YOU ARE AGAINST THE WALL, AND I'M THE FUCKING WA- "phases into wall"
@@tekaruki8899 PhAses
@@gaywoman
Thanks
@@tekaruki8899 welcome
h o w
10:36 the pure anger in grouse’s voice is something that I never thought I would hear from someone who always sounds pissed
Having played support roles with my buddies I've had similar exchanges and it usually comes from panic from being in your own shitty situation.
@@samanthashafer1742 yeah see that’s the bad part if being one of two support class everyone is yelling at you
Hes Iowan
From my experience playing games with my friend from there, they don't sound pissed off.
They *are* pissed off
@@jimmyjohnjohnson9803 You're not wrong at all
This post brought to you by the fellas in the center prairie that they call Iowa. Not exactly the same as The Rising Sun, but at the same time with the fields of corn here you'd be hard-pressed to find a difference.
He got so mad his mic quality went down 20 years…
"The fun bar is maximum, the practical bar is zero." - Ah yes, a perfect description of Badger's video
Agreed
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
yes that would e very true
true
Meanwhile my bottle of whisky onw shots cops on very hard
Imagine using this with explosive weapons and becoming the true drunk Scottish cyclops you where destined to be.
They’re gonna have to glue you back together, *IN HELL!*
Bonus point if your running the greatswoard melee and scream while charging at people
@@MedusaBigTiddyGothGF *THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!*
@@scyobiempire4450 eye
Bruh I'm from that Mexican place they joked about
"how does he drink while akimbo-ing shotguns"
And this is why they need a beer hat mask.
Anyone know how he got the Grimms to shoot that fast cuz when I use the Grimms they shoot slower than badgers or was that an update consoles didn't get
Go to your mods, custom, auto fire
Consoles def got the update i play on console
so i have a idea how he drinks it he just duck tapes a flask to the side of the gun
Do you play on PS4
Dallas: Oh man, this new guy is good how does he do it
Duke drunkily stumbling around with heavy firearms: I FEEL NO PAIN NOR EMOTION
Demoman in a nutshell
@@philippeleprohon4823 demo and Duke would be good friends
@@PoisonedSinner They definitely would lol
NO Hevy nutshell
Me on a daily basis, please help, I have liver issues
0:51 Doozer: "your up against the wall and I am the F*ckin' wa-". I mean he's NOT wrong chief that is a wall
the timing was unbelievable!
Mans became the fucking wall
I fucking died
It’s his final form
Dozer said screw physics, I’m out
I like how Badger took a snooty and prestigious fella like the Duke, and made him into a fuckin’ Forest Gump cameo/Shitpost.
* heist starts *
Badger: * starts shooting *
Badger: why do i run out of ammo so fast?
Badger * gets more ammo * * breathes in *
*TACTICAL PREFIRE*
Y'all ever prefire some mf's with a 23 round laser sight suppresed M1 Garand?
bro look : ua-cam.com/video/fjqmsBDxQQE/v-deo.html
Patterson, fire a warning shot.
Sir this is a M32 grenade launcher
Ah, potato, potato.
FIIIVE BULLETS LEFT!
The fact he said "Raw Glass" means there's a cooked glass somewhere. That scares me.
I think based on Minecraft logic, raw glass is just sand
@@lukedeakin7124 not even minecraft logic.
That's ill logic.
Colored windows
Plates.
Yeah that's just sand.
On the last day of heisting my true Bain gave to me;
Twelve Dozers dozing
Eleven snipers sniping
Ten Civvies running
Nine Pagers ringing
Eight Medics drugging
Seven shields clanging
Six beat cops shooting
FIVE BULLETS LEEEEEEFT
Four tazers zapping
Three medic bags
Two thermal drills
And a cloaker running at meeeee!
Aaagh I need a medic bag!
God I love it XD
This needs more likes
This is actually gold
Perfection
The 12 should be 12G shotguns
11:20 "I don't think that's supposed to go there" best line of 2020
lol
Even funnier when you realize that Jacket is a male psychopath on cocaine that slaughtered away the entire Russian Mafia of Miami in a chicken mask.
@@711_Camperhe is a psychopath but he is also a sociopath
“YOURE UP AGAINST THE WALL AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL”
Well to be fair, he did become the wall.
Fair enough
He wasn't jokin'
This is true
He is truly living his dream life
it is 54-55 sec in lol
“You’re up against the wall, and I am the fucking wall!”
*Dozer proceeds to turn into a wall
Hell he DID say he was the wall
Bulldozers are Golems? Well, it'd make sense....
He did say he was the wall. Guess he went home
I guess he is the fucking wall after all
Yep
“Your up against a wall, AND I AM THE F****ING WALL” * turns into the wall *
PERFECT! XD
E👍
he wasnt lying
I see so you need nukes?
he is the wall tho
0:52 he was indeed the wall
Fuckin underrated comment
Fr
That dozer finally achieved his life-long goal of actually becoming the wall
Stop no one else like this it is perfectly balanced.
Why would you guys throw the amount of likes out of balance?! Thanos will be pissed!
@Thomas Carmody this comment had 169 likes and people have liked it more
When the dozer said he was the wall, he meant it
Cheers bro I drink to that
Physics: "You can't just stack a bunch of smaller drills to do more damage."
Florida man: "That's where you're wrong bucko."
good comment but no FL man would say bucko dawg. know what its bout
@@icedj5969 Bruh you ever been around the Jacksonville area? All my homies out there say bucko fam. We got them dialects for a reason.
_Observe_
I always assumed that Florida Men just used alligators to open vaults.
Guess I was only half correct
@@1iqk71 Dang, you right and I'm mad lmfao
-“It’s not a shot of adrenaline that makes you wanna fight a bear”
That’s fine, I already wanted to *FIGHT A BEAR*
Felt that
The adrenaline just helps!
7:44 - 7:47
im already laughing at this and now im about to spit out every single mililiter of water from my body from the amount of comedy in that 3 second clip
I should try this perk deck ....Jack Daniel's and the pain goes away. Sounds familiar LOL Amazing video!
ayy m8
Drink whisky and the pain goes away russian logic
How i never expected to see you here, you should really play with badger and teach him stealth and all the dumb shit that happens in stealth
@@saikou2575 That could be fun but I guess he is a busy man 😁same as me LOL
Yo m0rtifer
*Badger in the Doctor’s Room:
“You can’t get Corona, if no one is there to give it to you”
Turns out he had it the whole time
Social distancing by putting them 6ft under
Social distancing but Every time someone comes closer than two metres you burn them with holy fire
¿¿?
Badger: Trying to not question his existence
Bulldozer: *I A M T H E W A L L*
Well he's just doing his job can't blame him there lol
AND IM THE FUCKING WA-
Well he is the wall now...
He literally became the wall when he said that lol
The best part about that is immediately afterwards somebody was talking about Radio Ga Ga and it pulled the whole thing together I think
this video is what TF2 Demoman's wet dreams consist of
duel shotguns with explosive shots and huge magazines
all while being drunk af
Tavish, my man
True
That skyrim logic is honestly too accurate. I laughed pretty hard upon the 80 WHEELS OF CHEESE
The funny thing is I’ve actually experienced that in Skyrim but except with cheese it was with tomatoes and potatoes. looking back at it it was some of the funniest shit ever, just like an entire burlap sack full of potatoes just down my throat🤣 and that was before I got the hearth fire DLC
@@Choujifangirl I found out that the best health/weight food item in the game is cooked salmon.
@@philippeleprohon4823 really!? That’s fascinating
@@Choujifangirl Yea, it weights 0.1 and gives 5 HP back. But that's DLC-less. With the Heartfire DLC installed, Steamed Mudcrab legs are better, giving 12HP per item for the same weight.
@@philippeleprohon4823 holy damn, as far as healing items go that’s actually pretty good, now all I can see is a Dovakin just eating an entire barrel full of steamed crab legs and I can’t stop laughing 🤣
Winter's actually literally can't die. like seriously, when he gets to 20% health he straight up becomes invincible and cannot be harmed at all. however, it's during this time he runs away and despawns, without continuing to fire at you. so technically, he does "die", it's just he has a whole process that occurs.
Thats a very usefull information, thank you
That’s a good wisdom
In vr just stick your gun through the shield and shoot
Makes sense. He’s THE captain winters, so it obviously wouldn’t make sense for him to get obliterated only to be perfectly fine 2 heists later
And if you kill his shields before they get fully set up he just straight up becomes invincible and does not leave
"YOU'RE GOING AGAINST THE WALL, AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL. " *morphs into wall*.
i mean he wasn’t wrong tho
Ikr
r/TechnicallyTheTruth?
"and i am the fucking wall" *turns into the best spiderman villain*
11:12 that “EWW” was the most honest sound I’ve ever heard
“I blew up Malaysia.” Is such a fitting line for a Dozer to say...
Bruh as a malaysian thats awesome
That, is actually from Johnny Test. Mr. Black and Mr. White said those lines.
hegyak yeah, I know.
Indonesians rejoice
@@tsukki2089 rejoyce my indonesian brothers
"Why didn't you just tase the armed assailants?"
*"Believe me, I did."*
No
“We tried that! *It did NOT work”*
LazyPinker where is Howsit Feel to Playing Merdic
ProductivePink
Famous last words
0:53 “And I-“
Jumps into wall
“Am the f*cking wall!”
Bruh, why you use that pfp
She is just get BONK many times by 416 XD
End Game alternate ending
He is the fucking wall
Ah shucks. Sorry bulldozer. *Comforts wall*
Thank you G11 very cool
0:51
"You're up against a wall, and I am the f****ng wal-"
*becomes the wall*
0:54 ”YOUR UP AGAINST THE WALL AND I AM THE FUCKING WA-
*BECOMES WALL*
ironic.
he said he was the wall so he became one
So fucking underrated
Lol
Fucking wal-
You mean 0:51
Breaking: Drunk Florida Man breaks Several of the Geneva Conventions in less than 5 seconds, beating the world record previously claimed by Joseph Stalin
Since when ma homeboy Mao Z lose to Stalin, cut him the slack.
Jacket's Walkman: hold my beer
We'll see about that...
Technically the Geneva convention came after him so as far as I’m concerned....
You mean tie with Hitler and stalin
12:32
“I Blew up Malaysia”
Fun fact: I learned that this line, was from Jonny Test”
I thought that line sounded familiar.
I can't stop listening to that clip
Well well well guys I'm a malaysia here
@@spyrobandicoot356 Literally, I was trying to figure out where it came from and somehow found it. It was from Johnny Test, an episode where he runs away from home with Dukey.
RMG ELITE anyone else miss Johnny Test and Ninjago on Saturdays
12:13 Any TF2 Demo main: That's right. Beat them with alcohol while your drunk.
Ohhh.. me scrumpy
“My body resists caffeine like it resists communism”
-Russian badger 2020
Based
Amen brother.
Words to live by
all this happens when Ubi releases the Tachanka rework
McCarthy enters the chat
“I’ll give you two bean burritos if you kill your friends”
Swat: “ah shit, you’re about to make me act up”
“How about *3* bean burritos?”
S H U T U P A N D T A K E M Y B U L L E T S ! !
Swat: *ascends into godhood*
Deal of a lifetime
The things I would do for 3 bean burritos would put me on every conceivable list in existence
Doomslayer would have nothing on me
*How about 4 bean burritos?*
7:43
Me 2 minutes into The First World Bank on Mayhem difficulty, going loud- after forgetting to put on the right card deck.
FIIIVE BULLEEETS LEFT!!
Me when Stoic M249 Jack of All Trades Uppers Combat Doctor Body Expertise Inspire Hostage Taker Aced ultra support immortal build on Alesso Holdout wave 5 and nobody brought ammo bags:
7:44
FIVE BULLETS LEFT
2:55 Russian badger... The honored one
“I alone am the stoic one”
God I love that Johnny Test sound clip.
"Why were you resisting a police officer?"
"Why are you police officers?"
"I blew up Malaysia."
As a Malaysian, I confirmed this
@@miyahara6059 As a malaysian, +1 here
its sounds so casual
i blew up malaysia
"I blew up Malaysia"
as a Malaysian, that is honestly a good one
Found it!
ua-cam.com/video/n3uVwxAoUdo/v-deo.html
My favorite part about duke is how he's the most plot important character of the heisters but his perk deck is the dumbest thing
Dumbest? Maybe. Best? Abso-fucking-lutely. Oh and his voice is just satisfying to hear, don't forget that.
@@rift3068
... didn't Duke say that he got his name from his grandfather's late friend? August Lindenhurst is a corpse. August Lindenhurst is also a drunken man Dual wielding whatever he so chooses while shooting at literal infinite amounts of cops
@@rift3068 didnt someone make like an hour long video saying that he isn't?
Plot?
@@KamenriderCrusher Long story short, the gang only go after other criminals, and attack the police because they're corrupt and turn out to be under the thumb of a megalomaniacal cult that worships alien gods-run by a somewhat immortal dentist-and said cult constantly screws them over, so they have to recruit an army and use the alien gods' power/technology to stop it all.
"Ill buy you 2 bean burritos if you kill them"
"YOU GON MAKE ME ACT UP"
BRUH I DIEEED
0:52 "your up against the wall AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL" proceeds to become one with the wall
0:52 I have no proof Badger didn't just put the voice line over this clip but I choose to believe it was just a coincidence
Other games: Stay behind cover to regain your health.
Payday 2: *becomes an alcoholic*
Oof
Just like the demoman from TF2
The guy who will drunkenly shoot grenades at you
Other games: Dont get shot to recover health
Dumbys running grinder: HOHNOHNOHNOHNONN
In that case my dad is immortal
@@snufflebunny539 That spy with the kunai
*I can assure you I may never die*
You know you're early enough that the drone clip wasn't censored before.
Cool I'm not the only one who noticed that
here
Operating.
Yea what’s with that,
@@CasperVonGhoul Most likely UA-cam being a bitch.
The dozer is now the wall😂😂😂😂😂 0:53
13:00
Ok, can we just appreciate how badass it would to levitate down a hallway by riding the explosions of two automatic guns your firing at your own feet without concern to yourself.
That's just Jetpack Joyride
that's some looney toons crap right there
so basicly quake rocket jumping but smaller jumps
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Badger: lemme just pack a lip with gamer supps real quick
Mean while in game alcoholism intensifies
0:52 that dozer literally merged with the wall. “I am the f***ing wall”
Well then thank you for pointing that out
And now the next payday 2 mission is fighting the actual wall.
I love the sound cut
7:14 I’ve never laughed so fucking hard in my entire life, just the way he delivered that statement + the animation made that perfect
Me a second after using the akimbo shotgun on death sentence: FIVEEE. BULLETS. LEFT!!! 7:43
That’s five heretics you can kill for the emperor brother
@@kmsgrafzeppelin904 Brother. Get the flamer. The heavy flamer.
@@kmsgrafzeppelin904 *SCREAMING EXTERNALLY*
"Do it, no balls." -KMS Bismarck before sinking the HMS Hood.
Edit : I got my history wrong. It was the Brits who shot first, which means the roles are reversed.
"Do it, no balls." -HMS Hood before engaging the KMS Bismarck.
The Johnny Test “I blew up Malaysia” line is A1.
Kinda touchy subject you got there
Any story from Malaysia is touchy
Yo I love that fucking show
@@carbonwolf1087 everyone will get offended if their country is mentioned in a bad way
@@ahkal7897 meh, the U.S gets some every day and no one i have heard of complained about it
11:31 "I don't think that's supposed to go there!" 💀
Teacher: you can be anything you want.
Bulldozer: I want to be a literal wall.
Teacher: That's one of the things you can't do.
Bulldozer: Showed her what for! 0:55
I AM THE FUCKING WALL
*BECOMES WALL*
Gamer supps:
"More like Geneva suggestion"
People please like this to a point where badger recognizes this one lmao
All right but mine is only worth one like
Gamer Supps:
Rasputin is alive
Me: Gamer supps BETTER THAN GFUEL
The anime cup they released backs this statement 100%
"They operate off of a bartering system if you have a gun."
- Grouse
Word's to live by
“I mean…am I WRONG?!”
-Grouse, two seconds later
To be fair, to be fair, he right
Badger's gang is always funny but Grouse and Jello at 10:35 fucking puts me on the floor every time 😂
12:08
"Aye, be bottle 'o scrumpeh!"
* Drunken Pipe Bomb starts playing *
*gets hit by a sniper*
MEEEEEEDIIIIIIIC
Nein
"Oh, they're gonna need to glu you back togetha. IN HELL!"
drunk scottish gibberish
All we need now is for Duke to be a black Scottish cyclops
"With enough liqour, confidence and a firearm, everything is free." -TheRussianBadger
*Everyone wondering what the fuck I'm doing in the library*
I like the “it’s a barter system as long as you have a gun.”
@@Zbenesch its not a typical barter system though, its either I take everything and you keep your life, or I take everything *including* your life
@@EliteShooter-vp5wq oh *g o d*
None of those are technically wrong
Fun fact about converting enemies;
In the early versions/beta of the game, there was an animation of the dude slowly getting to their feet while looking down at themselves before they start shooting. That's because the original way you "converted" enemies was by strapping a literal bomb vest to them and basically telling them "It's them or you." This was removed because it was considered a little too extreme and grim for the PAYDAY gang.
That would be epic
Jacket just like you know what to do or Ill do it for you
So instead they changed it to the uncuffing a hostage animation?
Iirc the voice lines for getting a joker still reflect the beta bomb-strapping method.
A little Grimm don’t you think
Dozer: You're up against the wall and I am the f*cking wall.
Also Dozer: Goes through the wall.
Badger: I ain't having none of this s*it
0:50 “You’re fighting against a wall and I am the fucking wall” *Transform into a fucking wall.
Badger when he saw that 0:50
*Death wish assault starts playing in the distance*
W A L L
0:54 You unlocked the good ending: he was the wall
I like how soundsmith playing pay day 2 is just: oh they saw us it's time to reset and badger is just like: mowing down civilians for fun with a giant spoon
Giant spoon melee weapon would be baller asf, the only suitable attachments would be ice cream and gamer supps
I like ya cut g, but you do it to a fucken dozer
It was a secret mix of gin and gamer supps in his value 13 canteen lol
12:28
"Why did you resist police officers?"
Why are YOU police officers???
'I blew up Malaysia.'
THAT is pure Johnny Test in a nutshell and it makes me ecstatic to see it used in a Badger video.
wait if he blew up malaysia what country am i living in
as a Malaysian i approve the use of that meme😂
Who else remembers Johnny test?
@@rocketscience4259 Bro Cartoon Network slapped back then
Jayden Ho wyoming
*"do it no balls" :*
*the sentence that triggered the event that didn't have any killed nor injured on tiananmen square.*
"you shouldn't be allowed to buy a fully automatic 12-gauge shotgun with a high-capacity extended magazine."
"I agree that's why I bought two fully automatic 12 gauge shotguns with..."
Sounds about right in IRL logic as well.
If the quantity of lethal weaponry in your home doesn't exceed the quantity of lungs in your body, you are doing something wrong.
@@Ze_N00B" a weapon is any object used with intent to harm"
“Why did you resist a police officer” Why are you police officers “ I blew up Malaysia” 12:28
3:48 rip. This clip was cool asf
What was it?
@@Chaxter it was blurred out on accident
@@supaskwid i think it was gor copytight but idk i could be wrong
@@flameshadow5676 I think it was youtube banning it for unsafe content
yeah. :'(
"What third rate country made this drill?!"
- Duke, Payday 2.
Third world*
Pretty sure it was us here in Mexico
At 5:21 that phase two clone trooper did not sign up for that shit
1:39
I need help what was the song of friendly Predator inbound
"I'm gonna kill you through the power of friendship and this gun I found"
- RussianBadger
And this stone mask
@@bromanr7209 and this majorias mask
@@seantaggart7382 And with Mask off Hover hands
@@Worn_Guide okay
Btw Mlp would be different if they had just a GLOCK
0:51 “You’re up against the wall! And I am the fvcking wa-“ B E C O M E S W A L L
"Stoic is by far the dumbest perk deck in Payday 2"
Leech: *Allow me to introduce myself*
14th century English peasant Healthcare really just broke the game about robbing banks
When I cant use leech on console
@@febethelastone1084 tfw pd2 console still doesn't have any of the achievement weapons
@@DeathDealer_1021 get a pc
@@dylanram4653 ah yes, why didn't I think of that?
“Do it no balls” -Japan before bombing Pearl Harbor
"Atomize two of the biggest cities in our country, you won't."
Bro America got the world's biggest "RETURN TO SENDER" award ever
"do it no Balls"
*Eisenhower to the pilots of the Enola Gay*
"Do it, no balls." And that's how hiroshima and nagasaki happened.
Therapist: "where did you alcoholism begin"
Me: "DON'T ACT DUM"
0:51
He's in the walls...HE'S IN THE GAWD DAYUM WALLS!
WHERE’S THE SLEDGEHAMMER???
“My body refuses caffeine like it refuses communism” best thing ever said
Correct
Miles Rogers r u saying I don’t refuse communism
@Miles Rogers a mighty communist thing to say I gotta admit...
@Miles Rogers hmmm... Triggered much?
You're either a commie or not a commie
Petition to call the Badger flavor “Tax Evasion”
*I'll sign it faster then **_the flash_*
Agreed
That or saiga 12
@Honey Badger or agent orange
@@cailebhunter3478 ill sign it faster then I sign my taxes....oh wait
14:08 True definition of stoic:
No fear, no pain.
And no logic
Based Kuuga
KAMEN RIDA KUUUUUUGAAAAA!
No sobriety
Based kuuga
11:29 the fact that “I don’t think that’s supposed to go there” is one of the lines used when he’s healing someone is…concerning in this context
How much money would we lose if it lit up this doctors office. Mario: that is a bad decis-. Badger: y’all here something
0:54
Bulldozer straight up said “Aight I’m gonna play super Mario 64 instead.”
It's funnier because the bulldozer phased into the wall saying I am the wall
Letsa gi
Anyone else hear Bom-omb battlefield?
The dozer is like: “I refuse your reality and impose my own“
He is the wall
Lmao Mythbusters reference
He *is* the wall
Ahh a man of legend
He just hit “n” and noclipped outta there
"7 swans a-swimming, 6 geese a-laying" 7:44
4 PANICK ROBBER
7:43 this has to be my favorite line out of the entire series, when I first heard it I literally nearly fell off my bed while laughing
FIIIIVE BULETTS LEFFFFF-
That "stone mask" on his character model is from JoJo part 2. By that logic, he has become the god of gods and the ultimate lifeform through sheer liquor.
Sees a bank
Badger: *WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY*
It’s symbolic because stoic is practically invincible like the pillermen
*awaken starts playing*
Turns muscular and just fucking poses
I see more jojo fans
he turned himself into a wall, funniest shit I've ever seen.
you're up against the wall and i am the fucking wall! *morphs into wall*
You're against the wall, and I'm the fucking wa-
"So, the dozer walked around like 'You're up against the wall and I am the fucking wa-' and I SHIT YOU NOT ARBITER, he disappears into the wall. Funniest shit I've ever seen."
@@booder9137 yup
@@glomorailey106 Badger: "Not. Again. I swear.... He just jumped through the wall."