HUMAN ROCK BASICALLY TOO DRUNK TO DIE | Payday 2 Stoic Perk Deck

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  • @pixelfencer
    @pixelfencer 4 роки тому +20313

    When you get 10% off on free

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 4 роки тому +711

      Me: *STONKS!*
      Wait no DON'T LAUNCH THAT MORTA-

    • @pixelfencer
      @pixelfencer 4 роки тому +123

      Wow thanks for the heart and pin man

    • @Rzormc
      @Rzormc 4 роки тому +56

      OH HO HO FIRE ZE STONKS

    • @cthulhurage4580
      @cthulhurage4580 4 роки тому +20

      Mortar would like to know your location

    • @legion8829
      @legion8829 4 роки тому +29

      “Some body go get me my money”
      -Black Coach man

  • @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs
    @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs 4 роки тому +8220

    At 9:15, the way you convince the enemy forces to fight for you is by equipping them with an explosive vest so they have to fight. This was toned down before the beta of the game as I think it was a little to grim. Now you use magic to Convert them.

    • @vinylsketch
      @vinylsketch 4 роки тому +675

      Makes me love PD2 even more if true

    • @ionicabanea6025
      @ionicabanea6025 4 роки тому +156

      yoooooooooooooo u here as well yoooooooooooooo

    • @NEEDbacon
      @NEEDbacon 4 роки тому +760

      Well given how you're probably some wizard who's able to dodge bullets and shout up people that your cop friends pumped enough ammunition into to vapourize an Elephant. And said friends are vortexes of death or shitting out trip mines and turrets. I think it'd be pretty easy to convince them they can make it to Mexico by helping out a small scale cop genocide if they lend a hand.

    • @ODSTlonewolf257
      @ODSTlonewolf257 4 роки тому +224

      Nah, just promise them a cut if they survive.

    • @slavicspider7762
      @slavicspider7762 4 роки тому +175

      Fuuuu I want cop sucide bombers
      I'm now on a fbi watch list

  • @rezlov_
    @rezlov_ 3 роки тому +6670

    "You take a sip from your trusty Vault 13 canteeen" the Courier was using the stoic perk deck. The shot didn't kill him because the damage over time stopped and the damage went away.

    • @Tyler_VernonHowell
      @Tyler_VernonHowell 3 роки тому +69

      Underrated comment.

    • @rezlov_
      @rezlov_ 3 роки тому +34

      @@Tyler_VernonHowell Thanks! Hopefully, Badger sees it one day

    • @darkgamingisback456
      @darkgamingisback456 3 роки тому +22

      @TheRussianBadger
      #RussianBadgerwillseeyourpost

    • @redacted4452
      @redacted4452 3 роки тому +7

      Things make a lot more sense now

    • @skinwalker69420
      @skinwalker69420 3 роки тому +29

      Since it’s a vault 13 canteen, lots of people think that maybe it was jury rigged by the dude from vault 13 with the water chip since they wouldn’t let him back in.

  • @Close2Cool
    @Close2Cool 4 роки тому +1279

    Grouse: "They operate off of a bartering system as long as you have a gun."
    That has the same vibe as: "I heard banks give you a free loan if you bring your rifles with you"

  • @Nuclear_Gandhi
    @Nuclear_Gandhi Рік тому +1046

    Fun fact: The 10 second Stoic cooldown is you trying to unscrew the cap with two hands full of shotgun

    • @ThorMoore
      @ThorMoore Рік тому +18

      That’s funny and true

    • @STRANGER0243
      @STRANGER0243 11 місяців тому +12

      Makes sense

    • @jimwormmaster
      @jimwormmaster 10 місяців тому +19

      I'm also wondering how you reload akimbo shotguns. I mean, doesn't it usually take 2 hands to reload a shotgun? Much less 2 at once.

    • @ethangtempleman5467
      @ethangtempleman5467 10 місяців тому +5

      ​@@jimwormmasternot when there mag-fed

    • @jimwormmaster
      @jimwormmaster 10 місяців тому +5

      @@ethangtempleman5467 You can reload it with the same hand you're holding it with for mag fed? Seems a bit odd, though I haven't seen all of them, nor do I know guns that well

  • @tykarulobano7060
    @tykarulobano7060 4 роки тому +6819

    Stoic: *gets shot*
    Also Stoic: *Takes a sip from his trusty Vault Thirteen Canteen*

    • @mynamejeff9072
      @mynamejeff9072 3 роки тому +157

      Also stoic again: bonks enemies with trusty vault thirteen canteen

    • @mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798
      @mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 3 роки тому +96

      @SCP 049
      *TAKES A SIP FROM TRUSTY VAULT 13 CANTEEN*

    • @johnr6605
      @johnr6605 3 роки тому +35

      watching this video as an avid stoic main i am in genuine pain

    • @KommieKaze
      @KommieKaze 3 роки тому +26

      Bruh you can’t just combined Russian badger videos like that

    • @SnakeLord910
      @SnakeLord910 3 роки тому +16

      Poggers in my Valentino white bag

  • @epicgamer9946
    @epicgamer9946 4 роки тому +3621

    “Do it no balls” *shoots archduke Frantz Ferdinand starting world war *

    • @texatron
      @texatron 4 роки тому +85

      *enters belgium to pass through france*

    • @mattphillips5120
      @mattphillips5120 4 роки тому +29

      Austria-Hungary: so you have chosen death

    • @KoishiVibin
      @KoishiVibin 4 роки тому +20

      @Kevin Situ
      ...holy shit

    • @TwinkleNZ
      @TwinkleNZ 4 роки тому +20

      @@mattphillips5120 Japan: "Cheers I'll drink to that"

    • @awesomepie2777
      @awesomepie2777 4 роки тому +5

      He did it for the vine bro

  • @garbagecan7718
    @garbagecan7718 3 роки тому +10752

    I like how badger couldn't find a duke model so he just used a stock bald guy in a suit and slapped the jojo stone mask on him.

    • @shotgunnedzahee4780
      @shotgunnedzahee4780 3 роки тому +524

      Yeah, that’s how you avoid copyright
      Edit: listen I said as a joke, pls don’t reply to this, btw, thx for 178 likes

    • @garbagecan7718
      @garbagecan7718 3 роки тому +637

      @@shotgunnedzahee4780 mans he used other payday models, I assume he just couldn't find a Duke model

    • @morganfitch8325
      @morganfitch8325 3 роки тому +248

      @@garbagecan7718 In this very video as well, he used Dallas right at the start, then used the others throughout

    • @shotgunnedzahee4780
      @shotgunnedzahee4780 3 роки тому +94

      Yeah, so he may use blender and use a bald man model and put the stone mask in it

    • @sniperpro-pi9dz
      @sniperpro-pi9dz 3 роки тому +92

      @@shotgunnedzahee4780 at least you have the balls to admit you are wrong

  • @mist0804
    @mist0804 2 роки тому +767

    Dozer: You're up against the wall, and I am the FUCKING WA- *Literally merges with the wall*

  • @akirahusky1683
    @akirahusky1683 4 роки тому +1060

    0:52 damn he really is the wall

    • @tekaruki8899
      @tekaruki8899 4 роки тому +89

      YOU ARE AGAINST THE WALL, AND I'M THE FUCKING WA- "phases into wall"

    • @gaywoman
      @gaywoman 4 роки тому +12

      @@tekaruki8899 PhAses

    • @tekaruki8899
      @tekaruki8899 4 роки тому +8

      @@gaywoman
      Thanks

    • @gaywoman
      @gaywoman 4 роки тому +7

      @@tekaruki8899 welcome

    • @Captainforce09
      @Captainforce09 4 роки тому +6

      h o w

  • @jasonhill7698
    @jasonhill7698 3 роки тому +851

    10:36 the pure anger in grouse’s voice is something that I never thought I would hear from someone who always sounds pissed

    • @samanthashafer1742
      @samanthashafer1742 3 роки тому +89

      Having played support roles with my buddies I've had similar exchanges and it usually comes from panic from being in your own shitty situation.

    • @blindgamer18
      @blindgamer18 3 роки тому +21

      @@samanthashafer1742 yeah see that’s the bad part if being one of two support class everyone is yelling at you

    • @jimmyjohnjohnson9803
      @jimmyjohnjohnson9803 2 роки тому +28

      Hes Iowan
      From my experience playing games with my friend from there, they don't sound pissed off.
      They *are* pissed off

    • @LexMc0606
      @LexMc0606 2 роки тому +11

      ​@@jimmyjohnjohnson9803 You're not wrong at all
      This post brought to you by the fellas in the center prairie that they call Iowa. Not exactly the same as The Rising Sun, but at the same time with the fields of corn here you'd be hard-pressed to find a difference.

    • @grayghost5636
      @grayghost5636 2 роки тому +19

      He got so mad his mic quality went down 20 years…

  • @somerandomguyyounevermet2117
    @somerandomguyyounevermet2117 4 роки тому +827

    "The fun bar is maximum, the practical bar is zero." - Ah yes, a perfect description of Badger's video

  • @redshell9205
    @redshell9205 2 роки тому +802

    Imagine using this with explosive weapons and becoming the true drunk Scottish cyclops you where destined to be.

    • @scyobiempire4450
      @scyobiempire4450 2 роки тому +1

      They’re gonna have to glue you back together, *IN HELL!*

    • @MedusaBigTiddyGothGF
      @MedusaBigTiddyGothGF 2 роки тому +90

      Bonus point if your running the greatswoard melee and scream while charging at people

    • @scyobiempire4450
      @scyobiempire4450 2 роки тому +58

      @@MedusaBigTiddyGothGF *THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!*

    • @Galaxy_Midnight778
      @Galaxy_Midnight778 2 роки тому +29

      @@scyobiempire4450 eye

    • @Amexican24353
      @Amexican24353 2 роки тому +9

      Bruh I'm from that Mexican place they joked about

  • @twotailedavenger
    @twotailedavenger 3 роки тому +2666

    "how does he drink while akimbo-ing shotguns"
    And this is why they need a beer hat mask.

    • @yourworstnightmare3467
      @yourworstnightmare3467 3 роки тому +52

      Anyone know how he got the Grimms to shoot that fast cuz when I use the Grimms they shoot slower than badgers or was that an update consoles didn't get

    • @fiIthybeing
      @fiIthybeing 3 роки тому +32

      Go to your mods, custom, auto fire

    • @fiIthybeing
      @fiIthybeing 3 роки тому +16

      Consoles def got the update i play on console

    • @matthewskorupski6513
      @matthewskorupski6513 3 роки тому +21

      so i have a idea how he drinks it he just duck tapes a flask to the side of the gun

    • @yourworstnightmare3467
      @yourworstnightmare3467 3 роки тому +1

      Do you play on PS4

  • @peoplebro_1294
    @peoplebro_1294 2 роки тому +1434

    Dallas: Oh man, this new guy is good how does he do it
    Duke drunkily stumbling around with heavy firearms: I FEEL NO PAIN NOR EMOTION

  • @oligb1469
    @oligb1469 4 роки тому +539

    0:51 Doozer: "your up against the wall and I am the F*ckin' wa-". I mean he's NOT wrong chief that is a wall

  • @monroerobbins7551
    @monroerobbins7551 2 роки тому +165

    I like how Badger took a snooty and prestigious fella like the Duke, and made him into a fuckin’ Forest Gump cameo/Shitpost.

  • @Finn-SpeedySpidey
    @Finn-SpeedySpidey 4 роки тому +677

    * heist starts *
    Badger: * starts shooting *
    Badger: why do i run out of ammo so fast?
    Badger * gets more ammo * * breathes in *
    *TACTICAL PREFIRE*

    • @the333gamer333
      @the333gamer333 4 роки тому +21

      Y'all ever prefire some mf's with a 23 round laser sight suppresed M1 Garand?

    • @aae67888
      @aae67888 4 роки тому +1

      bro look : ua-cam.com/video/fjqmsBDxQQE/v-deo.html

    • @johnrybinski6237
      @johnrybinski6237 3 роки тому +10

      Patterson, fire a warning shot.
      Sir this is a M32 grenade launcher
      Ah, potato, potato.

    • @hughshax5903
      @hughshax5903 2 місяці тому

      FIIIVE BULLETS LEFT!

  • @Mah11ro
    @Mah11ro 3 роки тому +3763

    The fact he said "Raw Glass" means there's a cooked glass somewhere. That scares me.

    • @lukedeakin7124
      @lukedeakin7124 3 роки тому +301

      I think based on Minecraft logic, raw glass is just sand

    • @bacillusanthrasis267
      @bacillusanthrasis267 3 роки тому +215

      @@lukedeakin7124 not even minecraft logic.
      That's ill logic.

    • @cgkase6210
      @cgkase6210 3 роки тому +49

      Colored windows

    • @tde4438
      @tde4438 3 роки тому +29

      Plates.

    • @LordElmo420
      @LordElmo420 3 роки тому +39

      Yeah that's just sand.

  • @loganandrews3121
    @loganandrews3121 2 роки тому +2637

    On the last day of heisting my true Bain gave to me;
    Twelve Dozers dozing
    Eleven snipers sniping
    Ten Civvies running
    Nine Pagers ringing
    Eight Medics drugging
    Seven shields clanging
    Six beat cops shooting
    FIVE BULLETS LEEEEEEFT
    Four tazers zapping
    Three medic bags
    Two thermal drills
    And a cloaker running at meeeee!
    Aaagh I need a medic bag!

  • @-Conrad-
    @-Conrad- Рік тому +133

    11:20 "I don't think that's supposed to go there" best line of 2020

    • @Lubuntuuser
      @Lubuntuuser Рік тому

      lol

    • @711_Camper
      @711_Camper 10 місяців тому +6

      Even funnier when you realize that Jacket is a male psychopath on cocaine that slaughtered away the entire Russian Mafia of Miami in a chicken mask.

    • @Hellfireandfriends
      @Hellfireandfriends 5 місяців тому

      @@711_Camperhe is a psychopath but he is also a sociopath

  • @alduty5702
    @alduty5702 3 роки тому +2936

    “YOURE UP AGAINST THE WALL AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL”
    Well to be fair, he did become the wall.

  • @deimoslalala
    @deimoslalala 3 роки тому +1995

    “You’re up against the wall, and I am the fucking wall!”
    *Dozer proceeds to turn into a wall

  • @aregulargamer4144
    @aregulargamer4144 3 роки тому +830

    “Your up against a wall, AND I AM THE F****ING WALL” * turns into the wall *

  • @Dr._McDonald5
    @Dr._McDonald5 2 місяці тому +30

    0:52 he was indeed the wall

  • @dime.c120
    @dime.c120 4 роки тому +627

    That dozer finally achieved his life-long goal of actually becoming the wall

    • @twolandeleven388
      @twolandeleven388 4 роки тому +7

      Stop no one else like this it is perfectly balanced.

    • @twolandeleven388
      @twolandeleven388 4 роки тому +1

      Why would you guys throw the amount of likes out of balance?! Thanos will be pissed!

    • @twolandeleven388
      @twolandeleven388 4 роки тому

      @Thomas Carmody this comment had 169 likes and people have liked it more

    • @Kerosensecore
      @Kerosensecore 4 роки тому +3

      When the dozer said he was the wall, he meant it

    • @axelschakram3516
      @axelschakram3516 4 роки тому +3

      Cheers bro I drink to that

  • @Sulphyrous
    @Sulphyrous 4 роки тому +429

    Physics: "You can't just stack a bunch of smaller drills to do more damage."
    Florida man: "That's where you're wrong bucko."

    • @icedj5969
      @icedj5969 4 роки тому

      good comment but no FL man would say bucko dawg. know what its bout

    • @Sulphyrous
      @Sulphyrous 4 роки тому +5

      @@icedj5969 Bruh you ever been around the Jacksonville area? All my homies out there say bucko fam. We got them dialects for a reason.

    • @Digital_Soldier_31
      @Digital_Soldier_31 4 роки тому +5

      _Observe_

    • @1iqk71
      @1iqk71 4 роки тому +6

      I always assumed that Florida Men just used alligators to open vaults.
      Guess I was only half correct

    • @Sulphyrous
      @Sulphyrous 4 роки тому +3

      @@1iqk71 Dang, you right and I'm mad lmfao

  • @John-doe955
    @John-doe955 4 роки тому +306

    -“It’s not a shot of adrenaline that makes you wanna fight a bear”
    That’s fine, I already wanted to *FIGHT A BEAR*

  • @duckotheducky9586
    @duckotheducky9586 2 роки тому +62

    7:44 - 7:47
    im already laughing at this and now im about to spit out every single mililiter of water from my body from the amount of comedy in that 3 second clip

  • @M0rtifer
    @M0rtifer 4 роки тому +5406

    I should try this perk deck ....Jack Daniel's and the pain goes away. Sounds familiar LOL Amazing video!

    • @pututunik8748
      @pututunik8748 4 роки тому +29

      ayy m8

    • @niceatept4552
      @niceatept4552 4 роки тому +30

      Drink whisky and the pain goes away russian logic

    • @saikou2575
      @saikou2575 4 роки тому +46

      How i never expected to see you here, you should really play with badger and teach him stealth and all the dumb shit that happens in stealth

    • @M0rtifer
      @M0rtifer 4 роки тому +58

      @@saikou2575 That could be fun but I guess he is a busy man 😁same as me LOL

    • @duckygotdatquack3585
      @duckygotdatquack3585 4 роки тому +4

      Yo m0rtifer

  • @fusedfire8774
    @fusedfire8774 4 роки тому +515

    *Badger in the Doctor’s Room:
    “You can’t get Corona, if no one is there to give it to you”

    • @leasingarc9568
      @leasingarc9568 4 роки тому +3

      Turns out he had it the whole time

    • @tylerulfmann4586
      @tylerulfmann4586 4 роки тому +7

      Social distancing by putting them 6ft under

    • @angryknif100
      @angryknif100 4 роки тому +2

      Social distancing but Every time someone comes closer than two metres you burn them with holy fire

    • @captain_mario15
      @captain_mario15 4 роки тому

      ¿¿?

  • @FordMustangCaliforniaSpecial
    @FordMustangCaliforniaSpecial 4 роки тому +419

    Badger: Trying to not question his existence
    Bulldozer: *I A M T H E W A L L*

    • @acethehunter7898
      @acethehunter7898 4 роки тому +4

      Well he's just doing his job can't blame him there lol

    • @darthball2723
      @darthball2723 4 роки тому +10

      AND IM THE FUCKING WA-

    • @tannerfondren2356
      @tannerfondren2356 4 роки тому +5

      Well he is the wall now...

    • @amusedpiegon3512
      @amusedpiegon3512 4 роки тому +1

      He literally became the wall when he said that lol

    • @Choujifangirl
      @Choujifangirl 2 роки тому +1

      The best part about that is immediately afterwards somebody was talking about Radio Ga Ga and it pulled the whole thing together I think

  • @zeldacrafter4578
    @zeldacrafter4578 Рік тому +29

    this video is what TF2 Demoman's wet dreams consist of
    duel shotguns with explosive shots and huge magazines
    all while being drunk af

  • @crackheadengineer3716
    @crackheadengineer3716 4 роки тому +216

    That skyrim logic is honestly too accurate. I laughed pretty hard upon the 80 WHEELS OF CHEESE

    • @Choujifangirl
      @Choujifangirl 3 роки тому +5

      The funny thing is I’ve actually experienced that in Skyrim but except with cheese it was with tomatoes and potatoes. looking back at it it was some of the funniest shit ever, just like an entire burlap sack full of potatoes just down my throat🤣 and that was before I got the hearth fire DLC

    • @philippeleprohon4823
      @philippeleprohon4823 2 роки тому +3

      @@Choujifangirl I found out that the best health/weight food item in the game is cooked salmon.

    • @Choujifangirl
      @Choujifangirl 2 роки тому

      @@philippeleprohon4823 really!? That’s fascinating

    • @philippeleprohon4823
      @philippeleprohon4823 2 роки тому +3

      @@Choujifangirl Yea, it weights 0.1 and gives 5 HP back. But that's DLC-less. With the Heartfire DLC installed, Steamed Mudcrab legs are better, giving 12HP per item for the same weight.

    • @Choujifangirl
      @Choujifangirl 2 роки тому +2

      @@philippeleprohon4823 holy damn, as far as healing items go that’s actually pretty good, now all I can see is a Dovakin just eating an entire barrel full of steamed crab legs and I can’t stop laughing 🤣

  • @micahh9351
    @micahh9351 2 роки тому +409

    Winter's actually literally can't die. like seriously, when he gets to 20% health he straight up becomes invincible and cannot be harmed at all. however, it's during this time he runs away and despawns, without continuing to fire at you. so technically, he does "die", it's just he has a whole process that occurs.

    • @dominocze8658
      @dominocze8658 2 роки тому +15

      Thats a very usefull information, thank you

    • @ZephyrUltimate_
      @ZephyrUltimate_ 2 роки тому +12

      That’s a good wisdom

    • @febethelastone1084
      @febethelastone1084 2 роки тому

      In vr just stick your gun through the shield and shoot

    • @donovanjoseph737
      @donovanjoseph737 2 роки тому +30

      Makes sense. He’s THE captain winters, so it obviously wouldn’t make sense for him to get obliterated only to be perfectly fine 2 heists later

    • @aliteralpotato873
      @aliteralpotato873 2 роки тому +5

      And if you kill his shields before they get fully set up he just straight up becomes invincible and does not leave

  • @joshuayoung6146
    @joshuayoung6146 3 роки тому +339

    "YOU'RE GOING AGAINST THE WALL, AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL. " *morphs into wall*.

  • @AshenProdutions
    @AshenProdutions 2 роки тому +10

    11:12 that “EWW” was the most honest sound I’ve ever heard

  • @mrmr_zoomie
    @mrmr_zoomie 4 роки тому +591

    “I blew up Malaysia.” Is such a fitting line for a Dozer to say...

    • @doctorchaotic3415
      @doctorchaotic3415 4 роки тому +17

      Bruh as a malaysian thats awesome

    • @hegyak
      @hegyak 4 роки тому +32

      That, is actually from Johnny Test. Mr. Black and Mr. White said those lines.

    • @mrmr_zoomie
      @mrmr_zoomie 4 роки тому +3

      hegyak yeah, I know.

    • @tsukki2089
      @tsukki2089 4 роки тому +4

      Indonesians rejoice

    • @juicemeister1984
      @juicemeister1984 4 роки тому +1

      @@tsukki2089 rejoyce my indonesian brothers

  • @DMphobia
    @DMphobia 3 роки тому +969

    "Why didn't you just tase the armed assailants?"
    *"Believe me, I did."*

    • @jcg5054
      @jcg5054 3 роки тому +4

      No

    • @rinkothelad
      @rinkothelad 3 роки тому +62

      “We tried that! *It did NOT work”*

    • @Squiggypie
      @Squiggypie 3 роки тому +6

      LazyPinker where is Howsit Feel to Playing Merdic

    • @FED0RA
      @FED0RA 3 роки тому +3

      ProductivePink

    • @EvillShadow-ek6rw
      @EvillShadow-ek6rw 2 роки тому +3

      Famous last words

  • @cheezekeke3951
    @cheezekeke3951 4 роки тому +397

    0:53 “And I-“
    Jumps into wall
    “Am the f*cking wall!”

    • @TN_Kuhorizki
      @TN_Kuhorizki 4 роки тому +9

      Bruh, why you use that pfp
      She is just get BONK many times by 416 XD

    • @shaulii6217
      @shaulii6217 4 роки тому +6

      End Game alternate ending

    • @dt3stu
      @dt3stu 4 роки тому +13

      He is the fucking wall

    • @Tinygreysamurai
      @Tinygreysamurai 4 роки тому +4

      Ah shucks. Sorry bulldozer. *Comforts wall*

    • @stardustsama3688
      @stardustsama3688 4 роки тому +3

      Thank you G11 very cool

  • @MaxGamer07wastaken
    @MaxGamer07wastaken Рік тому +32

    0:51
    "You're up against a wall, and I am the f****ng wal-"
    *becomes the wall*

  • @darki7888
    @darki7888 3 роки тому +386

    0:54 ”YOUR UP AGAINST THE WALL AND I AM THE FUCKING WA-
    *BECOMES WALL*
    ironic.

  • @rizronax
    @rizronax 4 роки тому +227

    Breaking: Drunk Florida Man breaks Several of the Geneva Conventions in less than 5 seconds, beating the world record previously claimed by Joseph Stalin

    • @josiasbernard7618
      @josiasbernard7618 4 роки тому +4

      Since when ma homeboy Mao Z lose to Stalin, cut him the slack.

    • @ayaxmcgill635
      @ayaxmcgill635 4 роки тому +2

      Jacket's Walkman: hold my beer

    • @DMFcat
      @DMFcat 4 роки тому +3

      We'll see about that...

    • @mylesdonovan9068
      @mylesdonovan9068 4 роки тому

      Technically the Geneva convention came after him so as far as I’m concerned....

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 4 роки тому +1

      You mean tie with Hitler and stalin

  • @scruufy
    @scruufy 4 роки тому +622

    12:32
    “I Blew up Malaysia”
    Fun fact: I learned that this line, was from Jonny Test”

    • @spyrobandicoot356
      @spyrobandicoot356 4 роки тому +21

      I thought that line sounded familiar.

    • @TheCarolfarrell
      @TheCarolfarrell 4 роки тому +9

      I can't stop listening to that clip

    • @EliteRaven-sv6fb
      @EliteRaven-sv6fb 4 роки тому +7

      Well well well guys I'm a malaysia here

    • @rmgelite3967
      @rmgelite3967 4 роки тому +12

      @@spyrobandicoot356 Literally, I was trying to figure out where it came from and somehow found it. It was from Johnny Test, an episode where he runs away from home with Dukey.

    • @cruzdavis4141
      @cruzdavis4141 4 роки тому +9

      RMG ELITE anyone else miss Johnny Test and Ninjago on Saturdays

  • @jacobjingle-heimersmith2336
    @jacobjingle-heimersmith2336 2 місяці тому +5

    12:13 Any TF2 Demo main: That's right. Beat them with alcohol while your drunk.

  • @JragonL1m
    @JragonL1m 4 роки тому +2492

    “My body resists caffeine like it resists communism”
    -Russian badger 2020

  • @styxxfiremancer
    @styxxfiremancer 2 роки тому +421

    “I’ll give you two bean burritos if you kill your friends”
    Swat: “ah shit, you’re about to make me act up”
    “How about *3* bean burritos?”

  • @hoxseptem4073
    @hoxseptem4073 3 роки тому +469

    7:43
    Me 2 minutes into The First World Bank on Mayhem difficulty, going loud- after forgetting to put on the right card deck.

    • @stangamerz4642
      @stangamerz4642 3 роки тому +19

      FIIIVE BULLEEETS LEFT!!

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth 3 роки тому +4

      Me when Stoic M249 Jack of All Trades Uppers Combat Doctor Body Expertise Inspire Hostage Taker Aced ultra support immortal build on Alesso Holdout wave 5 and nobody brought ammo bags:

    • @samuraiturtle.2637
      @samuraiturtle.2637 3 роки тому +6

      7:44

    • @firegunner260
      @firegunner260 2 місяці тому

      FIVE BULLETS LEFT

  • @JordanKobernik
    @JordanKobernik 2 місяці тому +7

    2:55 Russian badger... The honored one

  • @colethomas2309
    @colethomas2309 4 роки тому +106

    God I love that Johnny Test sound clip.
    "Why were you resisting a police officer?"
    "Why are you police officers?"
    "I blew up Malaysia."

  • @Mr-Mania
    @Mr-Mania 3 роки тому +650

    My favorite part about duke is how he's the most plot important character of the heisters but his perk deck is the dumbest thing

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth 3 роки тому +57

      Dumbest? Maybe. Best? Abso-fucking-lutely. Oh and his voice is just satisfying to hear, don't forget that.

    • @silvermist1859
      @silvermist1859 2 роки тому +4

      @@rift3068
      ... didn't Duke say that he got his name from his grandfather's late friend? August Lindenhurst is a corpse. August Lindenhurst is also a drunken man Dual wielding whatever he so chooses while shooting at literal infinite amounts of cops

    • @jimmyjohnjohnson9803
      @jimmyjohnjohnson9803 2 роки тому +11

      @@rift3068 didnt someone make like an hour long video saying that he isn't?

    • @KamenriderCrusher
      @KamenriderCrusher 2 роки тому +3

      Plot?

    • @mattpace1026
      @mattpace1026 2 роки тому

      @@KamenriderCrusher Long story short, the gang only go after other criminals, and attack the police because they're corrupt and turn out to be under the thumb of a megalomaniacal cult that worships alien gods-run by a somewhat immortal dentist-and said cult constantly screws them over, so they have to recruit an army and use the alien gods' power/technology to stop it all.

  • @lillarry1552
    @lillarry1552 4 роки тому +91

    "Ill buy you 2 bean burritos if you kill them"
    "YOU GON MAKE ME ACT UP"
    BRUH I DIEEED

  • @Duckmaster515
    @Duckmaster515 4 місяці тому +5

    0:52 "your up against the wall AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL" proceeds to become one with the wall

  • @Yougotcaged102
    @Yougotcaged102 3 роки тому +114

    0:52 I have no proof Badger didn't just put the voice line over this clip but I choose to believe it was just a coincidence

  • @beefjerky007
    @beefjerky007 4 роки тому +398

    Other games: Stay behind cover to regain your health.
    Payday 2: *becomes an alcoholic*

    • @Thatsudistucsonofagun2849
      @Thatsudistucsonofagun2849 4 роки тому +3

      Oof

    • @sjernapace3133
      @sjernapace3133 4 роки тому +10

      Just like the demoman from TF2
      The guy who will drunkenly shoot grenades at you

    • @snufflebunny539
      @snufflebunny539 4 роки тому +7

      Other games: Dont get shot to recover health
      Dumbys running grinder: HOHNOHNOHNOHNONN

    • @ANAYELIPALACIOS
      @ANAYELIPALACIOS 4 роки тому +4

      In that case my dad is immortal

    • @sjernapace3133
      @sjernapace3133 4 роки тому +6

      @@snufflebunny539 That spy with the kunai
      *I can assure you I may never die*

  • @ZAL_3113
    @ZAL_3113 4 роки тому +3445

    You know you're early enough that the drone clip wasn't censored before.

  • @salghur
    @salghur 10 місяців тому +8

    The dozer is now the wall😂😂😂😂😂 0:53

  • @quox3987
    @quox3987 4 роки тому +98

    13:00
    Ok, can we just appreciate how badass it would to levitate down a hallway by riding the explosions of two automatic guns your firing at your own feet without concern to yourself.

    • @x99__
      @x99__ 4 роки тому +7

      That's just Jetpack Joyride

    • @nickspencerfishingrodd2383
      @nickspencerfishingrodd2383 4 роки тому +5

      that's some looney toons crap right there

    • @dante3546
      @dante3546 4 роки тому +4

      so basicly quake rocket jumping but smaller jumps

  • @boonpocket
    @boonpocket 4 роки тому +339

    Nobody:
    Literally nobody:
    Badger: lemme just pack a lip with gamer supps real quick

    • @darthball2723
      @darthball2723 4 роки тому +5

      Mean while in game alcoholism intensifies

  • @dlunar1551
    @dlunar1551 4 роки тому +82

    0:52 that dozer literally merged with the wall. “I am the f***ing wall”

  • @Shadow16971
    @Shadow16971 Рік тому +20

    7:14 I’ve never laughed so fucking hard in my entire life, just the way he delivered that statement + the animation made that perfect

  • @elgurgle.2472
    @elgurgle.2472 4 роки тому +302

    Me a second after using the akimbo shotgun on death sentence: FIVEEE. BULLETS. LEFT!!! 7:43

    • @kmsgrafzeppelin904
      @kmsgrafzeppelin904 3 роки тому +13

      That’s five heretics you can kill for the emperor brother

    • @ionman1761
      @ionman1761 3 роки тому +5

      @@kmsgrafzeppelin904 Brother. Get the flamer. The heavy flamer.

    • @ionman1761
      @ionman1761 3 роки тому +1

      @@kmsgrafzeppelin904 *SCREAMING EXTERNALLY*

  • @spirz4557
    @spirz4557 4 роки тому +88

    "Do it, no balls." -KMS Bismarck before sinking the HMS Hood.
    Edit : I got my history wrong. It was the Brits who shot first, which means the roles are reversed.
    "Do it, no balls." -HMS Hood before engaging the KMS Bismarck.

  • @JuanCastillo-yu8gv
    @JuanCastillo-yu8gv 4 роки тому +511

    The Johnny Test “I blew up Malaysia” line is A1.

    • @irfankhairulazam9403
      @irfankhairulazam9403 4 роки тому +8

      Kinda touchy subject you got there

    • @carbonwolf1087
      @carbonwolf1087 4 роки тому +16

      Any story from Malaysia is touchy

    • @ompingulkar4645
      @ompingulkar4645 4 роки тому +8

      Yo I love that fucking show

    • @ahkal7897
      @ahkal7897 4 роки тому +10

      @@carbonwolf1087 everyone will get offended if their country is mentioned in a bad way

    • @carbonwolf1087
      @carbonwolf1087 4 роки тому +8

      @@ahkal7897 meh, the U.S gets some every day and no one i have heard of complained about it

  • @thespacecowboy71
    @thespacecowboy71 5 місяців тому +6

    11:31 "I don't think that's supposed to go there!" 💀

  • @evanbrown5306
    @evanbrown5306 4 роки тому +112

    Teacher: you can be anything you want.
    Bulldozer: I want to be a literal wall.
    Teacher: That's one of the things you can't do.
    Bulldozer: Showed her what for! 0:55

  • @amgoose3493
    @amgoose3493 4 роки тому +637

    Gamer supps:
    "More like Geneva suggestion"

    • @CrashTestThumby
      @CrashTestThumby 4 роки тому +10

      People please like this to a point where badger recognizes this one lmao

    • @luanmantilla3575
      @luanmantilla3575 4 роки тому +4

      All right but mine is only worth one like

    • @woot-qf4
      @woot-qf4 4 роки тому +5

      Gamer Supps:
      Rasputin is alive

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 4 роки тому +3

      Me: Gamer supps BETTER THAN GFUEL

    • @nicolasa.3192
      @nicolasa.3192 4 роки тому +4

      The anime cup they released backs this statement 100%

  • @yazidefirenze
    @yazidefirenze 3 роки тому +275

    "They operate off of a bartering system if you have a gun."
    - Grouse

  • @killerbouquet3220
    @killerbouquet3220 Рік тому +16

    Badger's gang is always funny but Grouse and Jello at 10:35 fucking puts me on the floor every time 😂

  • @pootishoovy2158
    @pootishoovy2158 3 роки тому +144

    12:08
    "Aye, be bottle 'o scrumpeh!"
    * Drunken Pipe Bomb starts playing *

    • @_TheMushroomMan
      @_TheMushroomMan 3 роки тому +4

      *gets hit by a sniper*
      MEEEEEEDIIIIIIIC

    • @dutchdutchman3633
      @dutchdutchman3633 2 роки тому +2

      Nein

    • @rybavihevima
      @rybavihevima Рік тому +3

      "Oh, they're gonna need to glu you back togetha. IN HELL!"

    • @Dushess
      @Dushess 4 місяці тому +1

      drunk scottish gibberish

    • @firegunner260
      @firegunner260 2 місяці тому +1

      All we need now is for Duke to be a black Scottish cyclops

  • @jagergaming2281
    @jagergaming2281 4 роки тому +223

    "With enough liqour, confidence and a firearm, everything is free." -TheRussianBadger

    • @EliteShooter-vp5wq
      @EliteShooter-vp5wq 4 роки тому +3

      *Everyone wondering what the fuck I'm doing in the library*

    • @Zbenesch
      @Zbenesch 4 роки тому +2

      I like the “it’s a barter system as long as you have a gun.”

    • @jagergaming2281
      @jagergaming2281 4 роки тому +1

      @@Zbenesch its not a typical barter system though, its either I take everything and you keep your life, or I take everything *including* your life

    • @jagergaming2281
      @jagergaming2281 4 роки тому +1

      @@EliteShooter-vp5wq oh *g o d*

    • @FrankRedfield
      @FrankRedfield 4 роки тому

      None of those are technically wrong

  • @wakipaki7381
    @wakipaki7381 4 роки тому +59

    Fun fact about converting enemies;
    In the early versions/beta of the game, there was an animation of the dude slowly getting to their feet while looking down at themselves before they start shooting. That's because the original way you "converted" enemies was by strapping a literal bomb vest to them and basically telling them "It's them or you." This was removed because it was considered a little too extreme and grim for the PAYDAY gang.

    • @gfamily2478
      @gfamily2478 4 роки тому +6

      That would be epic

    • @steelgaurdian2048
      @steelgaurdian2048 4 роки тому +5

      Jacket just like you know what to do or Ill do it for you

    • @paulsd9255
      @paulsd9255 4 роки тому +3

      So instead they changed it to the uncuffing a hostage animation?
      Iirc the voice lines for getting a joker still reflect the beta bomb-strapping method.

    • @Kaicenatclipszzvxz
      @Kaicenatclipszzvxz 4 роки тому +1

      A little Grimm don’t you think

  • @roboshad2062
    @roboshad2062 2 роки тому +11

    Dozer: You're up against the wall and I am the f*cking wall.
    Also Dozer: Goes through the wall.
    Badger: I ain't having none of this s*it

  • @DefinNot
    @DefinNot 4 роки тому +97

    0:50 “You’re fighting against a wall and I am the fucking wall” *Transform into a fucking wall.

    • @wjm82608
      @wjm82608 4 роки тому +3

      Badger when he saw that 0:50

    • @player3616_
      @player3616_ 4 роки тому +1

      *Death wish assault starts playing in the distance*
      W A L L

  • @scorky
    @scorky 3 роки тому +96

    0:54 You unlocked the good ending: he was the wall

  • @JAHHHED
    @JAHHHED 4 роки тому +65

    I like how soundsmith playing pay day 2 is just: oh they saw us it's time to reset and badger is just like: mowing down civilians for fun with a giant spoon

    • @Sulphyrous
      @Sulphyrous 4 роки тому

      Giant spoon melee weapon would be baller asf, the only suitable attachments would be ice cream and gamer supps

    • @DeathDealer_1021
      @DeathDealer_1021 4 роки тому

      I like ya cut g, but you do it to a fucken dozer

  • @tbryden800
    @tbryden800 2 роки тому +27

    It was a secret mix of gin and gamer supps in his value 13 canteen lol

  • @NanashiKokoro
    @NanashiKokoro 4 роки тому +63

    12:28
    "Why did you resist police officers?"
    Why are YOU police officers???
    'I blew up Malaysia.'
    THAT is pure Johnny Test in a nutshell and it makes me ecstatic to see it used in a Badger video.

    • @heistingcrusader_ad3223
      @heistingcrusader_ad3223 4 роки тому +7

      wait if he blew up malaysia what country am i living in

    • @sonnajmuddin
      @sonnajmuddin 4 роки тому +3

      as a Malaysian i approve the use of that meme😂

    • @rocketscience4259
      @rocketscience4259 4 роки тому +1

      Who else remembers Johnny test?

    • @wokedog1799
      @wokedog1799 4 роки тому

      @@rocketscience4259 Bro Cartoon Network slapped back then

    • @SuperSstealth
      @SuperSstealth 4 роки тому +2

      Jayden Ho wyoming

  • @thearizonaranger4079
    @thearizonaranger4079 4 роки тому +117

    *"do it no balls" :*
    *the sentence that triggered the event that didn't have any killed nor injured on tiananmen square.*

  • @gentlemanmadness607
    @gentlemanmadness607 4 роки тому +153

    "you shouldn't be allowed to buy a fully automatic 12-gauge shotgun with a high-capacity extended magazine."
    "I agree that's why I bought two fully automatic 12 gauge shotguns with..."
    Sounds about right in IRL logic as well.

    • @Ze_N00B
      @Ze_N00B 4 роки тому +16

      If the quantity of lethal weaponry in your home doesn't exceed the quantity of lungs in your body, you are doing something wrong.

    • @squidcultist0022
      @squidcultist0022 4 роки тому

      @@Ze_N00B" a weapon is any object used with intent to harm"

  • @Scout_tf2_1
    @Scout_tf2_1 2 місяці тому +2

    “Why did you resist a police officer” Why are you police officers “ I blew up Malaysia” 12:28

  • @Zenoferrum
    @Zenoferrum 4 роки тому +164

    3:48 rip. This clip was cool asf

    • @Chaxter
      @Chaxter 4 роки тому +1

      What was it?

    • @supaskwid
      @supaskwid 4 роки тому +2

      @@Chaxter it was blurred out on accident

    • @flameshadow5676
      @flameshadow5676 4 роки тому +5

      @@supaskwid i think it was gor copytight but idk i could be wrong

    • @cyboygaming1925
      @cyboygaming1925 4 роки тому +7

      @@flameshadow5676 I think it was youtube banning it for unsafe content

    • @dave_dark_scythe4921
      @dave_dark_scythe4921 4 роки тому

      yeah. :'(

  • @supremeseregios6810
    @supremeseregios6810 4 роки тому +979

    "What third rate country made this drill?!"
    - Duke, Payday 2.

  • @corporategunner5972
    @corporategunner5972 4 роки тому +331

    "I'm gonna kill you through the power of friendship and this gun I found"
    - RussianBadger

    • @bromanr7209
      @bromanr7209 4 роки тому +3

      And this stone mask

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 4 роки тому +1

      @@bromanr7209 and this majorias mask

    • @Worn_Guide
      @Worn_Guide 4 роки тому

      @@seantaggart7382 And with Mask off Hover hands

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 4 роки тому

      @@Worn_Guide okay

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 4 роки тому

      Btw Mlp would be different if they had just a GLOCK

  • @DingusWoodchip
    @DingusWoodchip 3 місяці тому +2

    0:51 “You’re up against the wall! And I am the fvcking wa-“ B E C O M E S W A L L

  • @thetrashmann8140
    @thetrashmann8140 3 роки тому +404

    "Stoic is by far the dumbest perk deck in Payday 2"
    Leech: *Allow me to introduce myself*

    • @tankhead2645
      @tankhead2645 2 роки тому +35

      14th century English peasant Healthcare really just broke the game about robbing banks

    • @febethelastone1084
      @febethelastone1084 2 роки тому +12

      When I cant use leech on console

    • @DeathDealer_1021
      @DeathDealer_1021 2 роки тому +8

      @@febethelastone1084 tfw pd2 console still doesn't have any of the achievement weapons

    • @dylanram4653
      @dylanram4653 2 роки тому +6

      @@DeathDealer_1021 get a pc

    • @DeathDealer_1021
      @DeathDealer_1021 2 роки тому +16

      @@dylanram4653 ah yes, why didn't I think of that?

  • @What-jl8oc
    @What-jl8oc 4 роки тому +344

    “Do it no balls” -Japan before bombing Pearl Harbor

    • @nicolasa.3192
      @nicolasa.3192 4 роки тому +29

      "Atomize two of the biggest cities in our country, you won't."

    • @emile738
      @emile738 4 роки тому +24

      Bro America got the world's biggest "RETURN TO SENDER" award ever

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 4 роки тому

      "do it no Balls"
      *Eisenhower to the pilots of the Enola Gay*

    • @wjm82608
      @wjm82608 4 роки тому

      "Do it, no balls." And that's how hiroshima and nagasaki happened.

  • @lking3931
    @lking3931 4 роки тому +66

    Therapist: "where did you alcoholism begin"
    Me: "DON'T ACT DUM"

  • @MrMrStacho
    @MrMrStacho Рік тому +3

    0:51
    He's in the walls...HE'S IN THE GAWD DAYUM WALLS!

    • @firegunner260
      @firegunner260 2 місяці тому +1

      WHERE’S THE SLEDGEHAMMER???

  • @warhuntedgamingmobile2974
    @warhuntedgamingmobile2974 4 роки тому +769

    “My body refuses caffeine like it refuses communism” best thing ever said

  • @JumbletonPeatrice
    @JumbletonPeatrice 4 роки тому +397

    Petition to call the Badger flavor “Tax Evasion”

  • @sethtaros7757
    @sethtaros7757 3 роки тому +238

    14:08 True definition of stoic:
    No fear, no pain.

  • @CosmicTherian
    @CosmicTherian День тому +1

    11:29 the fact that “I don’t think that’s supposed to go there” is one of the lines used when he’s healing someone is…concerning in this context

  • @ianthompson4539
    @ianthompson4539 4 роки тому +111

    How much money would we lose if it lit up this doctors office. Mario: that is a bad decis-. Badger: y’all here something

  • @ryanjimenez3695
    @ryanjimenez3695 4 роки тому +111

    0:54
    Bulldozer straight up said “Aight I’m gonna play super Mario 64 instead.”

    • @warlockmadness777
      @warlockmadness777 4 роки тому +2

      It's funnier because the bulldozer phased into the wall saying I am the wall

    • @dakfcboi5378
      @dakfcboi5378 4 роки тому +1

      Letsa gi

    • @firegunner260
      @firegunner260 2 місяці тому

      Anyone else hear Bom-omb battlefield?

  • @silaspresson3458
    @silaspresson3458 4 роки тому +163

    The dozer is like: “I refuse your reality and impose my own“

  • @MrGoose-vn1lp
    @MrGoose-vn1lp 24 дні тому +2

    "7 swans a-swimming, 6 geese a-laying" 7:44

  • @llamadog4786
    @llamadog4786 4 роки тому +64

    7:43 this has to be my favorite line out of the entire series, when I first heard it I literally nearly fell off my bed while laughing

  • @klackey821
    @klackey821 4 роки тому +566

    That "stone mask" on his character model is from JoJo part 2. By that logic, he has become the god of gods and the ultimate lifeform through sheer liquor.

  • @notacommunistperson9339
    @notacommunistperson9339 4 роки тому +296

    he turned himself into a wall, funniest shit I've ever seen.

    • @booder9137
      @booder9137 4 роки тому +22

      you're up against the wall and i am the fucking wall! *morphs into wall*

    • @glomorailey106
      @glomorailey106 4 роки тому +11

      You're against the wall, and I'm the fucking wa-

    • @EzekiesAcheron
      @EzekiesAcheron 4 роки тому +2

      "So, the dozer walked around like 'You're up against the wall and I am the fucking wa-' and I SHIT YOU NOT ARBITER, he disappears into the wall. Funniest shit I've ever seen."

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 4 роки тому

      @@booder9137 yup

    • @redxphones3281
      @redxphones3281 4 роки тому

      @@glomorailey106 Badger: "Not. Again. I swear.... He just jumped through the wall."