TOMAHAWKING SPIDERS FOR TRESPASSING | Earth Defense Force 4.1: The Shadow of New Despair (Reupload)

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  • @TheRussianBadger
    @TheRussianBadger  2 роки тому +37199

    sorry guys had to reupload this because youtube age restricted the first time

    • @BillehBobJoe
      @BillehBobJoe 2 роки тому +971

      is it edited down though? or is it just a random restrict

    • @ambuknight
      @ambuknight 2 роки тому +1653

      It's the anime waifus.

    • @rakokyosunu9025
      @rakokyosunu9025 2 роки тому +335

      still a banger

    • @psycoman9544
      @psycoman9544 2 роки тому +231

      It's ok badger no worries :)

    • @JordanCMuh
      @JordanCMuh 2 роки тому +655

      It’s sad that UA-cam keeps age restricting UA-camrs for no reason and explanation

  • @generalrubbish9513
    @generalrubbish9513 2 роки тому +11770

    This game is the literal embodiment of "They've got us surrounded, the poor bastards."

    • @bigchungu7698
      @bigchungu7698 2 роки тому +790

      EDF support in a nutshell:
      God: We have you 100,000 to 1.
      Support with hammer of god: *I like those odds*

    • @kirbymaster7491
      @kirbymaster7491 2 роки тому +539

      "Surrounded? That's High Gothic for 'target rich environment'!"

    • @realperson7649
      @realperson7649 2 роки тому +171

      My brother in christ (pause) you are witnessing our extinction

    • @sterlingcarter9413
      @sterlingcarter9413 2 роки тому +201

      god: we fucking have you surrounded and outnumbered 100,000,000,000;1. just give up.
      united states: All the more chances to get headshots

    • @NoName-hy6xj
      @NoName-hy6xj 2 роки тому +151

      "Commander, Ravagers outnumber our forces 50 to one!"
      "Then it is an even fight"
      "All troopers fire at will. Burn their mongrel skins!"

  • @Hakarishmoovin
    @Hakarishmoovin 2 роки тому +10818

    For those who don't know, the game is Japanese, and because of ww2 treaties, Japan can't have an "army" only a group that can act if they're invaded, called the Self Defence Force (SDF), so because the game is Japanese, they made the Earth Defence Force

    • @NPCN-dd8hg
      @NPCN-dd8hg 2 роки тому +441

      Having in mind that we cant attack the alirns for obiusly reason we have to denfense ourself... our that until we make a star wars like armada and star a galactic blitzkrieg

    • @enderborn6860
      @enderborn6860 2 роки тому +219

      ugh shin godzilla put that up to front heavily they had to go through so many loops just to get a chance to shoot that canceroius lizard

    • @luichinplaystation610
      @luichinplaystation610 2 роки тому +52

      A lot of people still don't know

    • @DeezNuts-ej6sr
      @DeezNuts-ej6sr 2 роки тому +102

      Isn’t that just an army with extra steps

    • @NoESanity
      @NoESanity Рік тому +137

      @@NPCN-dd8hg i hope you recovered from that stroke.

  • @demilung
    @demilung Рік тому +3694

    I love how basically every EDF game goes from "Okay, we're gonna defend Earth" to "We're doomed, this is the last days of humanity" to Storm 1 misunderstanding the meaning of the "last stand" and who is supposed to die at the end of it, and basically winning the final level of Halo: Reach.

    • @yeetyateyote5570
      @yeetyateyote5570 Рік тому +339

      Weakest warrior of mankind vs strongest horrific invader
      EDF games literally have the exact same plot curve of Getter Robo Armageddon, “we must fight back,” “we are so incredibly screwed 99.9% are already gone there is no hope,” “we WILL kill god anyways”

    • @theonewhoasked.697
      @theonewhoasked.697 Рік тому +88

      Bruh imagine the final battle on reach where you kill the Covenant with a hammer😂

    • @hibemabygaming4316
      @hibemabygaming4316 Рік тому +86

      It curves multiple times in EDF 6, you time travel and shit. In the end 30 percent on humanity is lost with a decent amount of the infrastructure as opposed of EDF 5's 70 percent (i forgor somewhere around that number or higher) without anything standing but parts of the EDF.
      Edit: changed “most” to “a decent amount” as much of the infrastructure is up in the end of 6

    • @soupcangaming662
      @soupcangaming662 Рік тому +46

      All with the worst translations for the script but best energy for the actors

    • @edschramm6757
      @edschramm6757 11 місяців тому +36

      ​@@hibemabygaming4316I THINK 5 says 90% got wiped out? Id have to finish it again to know for sure, but yea. Apparently storm 1 read the script and went "nah, I'll do you one better"

  • @maxducks2001
    @maxducks2001 2 роки тому +9763

    Fun fact: In an interview with GameInformer, the creative director of EDF addressed that a lot of people have a phobia of insects. He said he understands why, but that he sees EDF as a way to temper that fear. Because if you don’t like bugs, you can blow them up by the thousands with giant guns and orbital lasers in EDF.

    • @andrewowens4421
      @andrewowens4421 2 роки тому +7

      Overcoming arachnophobia with extreme carpet bombing? This guy should be a psychologist.

    • @curtishamilton5342
      @curtishamilton5342 2 роки тому +476

      Never thought of it like that

    • @Aflay1
      @Aflay1 2 роки тому +563

      Yeah, I agree.
      This game gives me more of a Galaga vibe than anything. Creepy Bugs, yes, but you can blow them the fuck up.

    • @Baphelon
      @Baphelon 2 роки тому +227

      Same thing with Deep Rock Galactic

    • @danieltobin4498
      @danieltobin4498 2 роки тому +334

      I have some serious arachnophobia but have no problems fighting them and blowing them all apart! Because I’m not trapped in a hive with a bunch of giant spiders, they’re trapped in here with me!!!

  • @notdemomantf2294
    @notdemomantf2294 2 роки тому +4947

    "If you want me to play support as a support class, you shouldn't give me a tomahawk cruise missile as a primary weapon" is a statement you never thought you would hear.

  • @IAA2152
    @IAA2152 2 роки тому +3781

    "I WILL use a 'hammer of dawn' as a cqc weapon, I'm not scared."
    The definition of "I am the violence"

    • @Callsign_Bear
      @Callsign_Bear 2 роки тому +87

      I AM THE TRAUMATIC EVENT

    • @TheLoneWanderer79
      @TheLoneWanderer79 2 роки тому +58

      I AM the one who knocks (with a sub-orbital weapon)

    • @rinkothelad
      @rinkothelad 2 роки тому +16

      I read this and then 15:07 happened.

    • @Aaroncarter95
      @Aaroncarter95 2 роки тому +33

      Fear not the man of war who loves long range engagement. Fear the man who smiles charging at the enemy holding a stick. For he knows no fear and shows only confidence. - Me 2022

    • @echospecter2450
      @echospecter2450 2 роки тому +11

      When you cannot think of anything better an orbital gun and the call-out "broken arrow" should always be considered

  • @Shovel________________
    @Shovel________________ Рік тому +2702

    i like how this game's selection of classes is two regular looking army troopers, an anime schoolgirl, and a lowercase gundam

    • @CrocandCo.
      @CrocandCo. 11 місяців тому +325

      Lowercase Gundam is something that I never thought of accurately describing the Fencer.

    • @idiotofthenorth
      @idiotofthenorth 10 місяців тому +8

      Y e s ​@@CrocandCo.

    • @TheScania1991
      @TheScania1991 10 місяців тому +118

      "lowercase gundam" i just died laughing about that one xD

    • @sunrisejackdaw1779
      @sunrisejackdaw1779 10 місяців тому +73

      to be fair the original conceot of gundam was literally a power armor
      hence mobile suit.

    • @tossmangrenade1400
      @tossmangrenade1400 9 місяців тому +20

      A lowercase gundam

  • @ghostplay8521
    @ghostplay8521 2 роки тому +4095

    16:47 killed me. "What's the blast radius en this?"
    "Y E S."

    • @shiroakame0
      @shiroakame0 2 роки тому +143

      *completely wipes everything with a 30 block radius with HAMMER OF DAWN* That!

    • @EVERYTHINGELSEWASTAKEN77
      @EVERYTHINGELSEWASTAKEN77 Рік тому +45

      Killed everything near them as well

    • @Jet_Stream_Samy
      @Jet_Stream_Samy Рік тому +55

      Blast radius: ohio

    • @koiyujo1543
      @koiyujo1543 Рік тому +19

      HHAA! YESSSSSSS lmfao it does lmao wipes over 50 blocks

    • @Jet_Stream_Samy
      @Jet_Stream_Samy Рік тому +27

      @@shiroakame0 _YOU HAVE FAILED THE VIBE CHECK_

  • @darcidious99
    @darcidious99 2 роки тому +18410

    Badger got tired of hearing people complain about waiting between vids, so he decided to re-upload the same vid to keep them entertained... Absolutely based badger.
    Edit: you try putting a funny comment in a badger video thinking maybe you'll get a like, gets none. Throw some random BS comment on a badger video, everyone loses their fucking mind and likes it... I hate it here.

  • @thunderstripe
    @thunderstripe 2 роки тому +973

    15:01 "Who sees giants insects swarming a city and says to themselves 'Oh boy I better grab my hammer'." Every Monster Hunter hammer main would like to have a word with the insects preferably within hammer range.

    • @cmanhanks1
      @cmanhanks1 Рік тому +54

      Me who spec'ed in heavy gunners: WHO BROUGHT THE MARSHMALLOWS, 'CAUSE I BROUGHT THE FIRE!

    • @jasonmartienz7945
      @jasonmartienz7945 Рік тому +17

      It's their natural instinct to bonk heads

    • @HarmonauxGames
      @HarmonauxGames Рік тому +5

      Yep lol😂

    • @possumorb3770
      @possumorb3770 Рік тому +11

      Bonk indededeed

    • @christiankirby8092
      @christiankirby8092 Рік тому +13

      Me flying with the insects with the insect glaive.

  • @ryancurtis5425
    @ryancurtis5425 8 місяців тому +389

    Fun fact: The developers of EDF, Sandlot, made another game for the Wii called Zangeki no Reginleiv (Blades of Reginleiv) that's basically EDF based in Norse mythology. And there's dismemberment out the wazoo.

  • @Arch_Twisted
    @Arch_Twisted 2 роки тому +15777

    This game is the definition of "be the American the Japanese think you are."

    • @furimindusties5736
      @furimindusties5736 2 роки тому +938

      It is the ideal American.

    • @kaelell4697
      @kaelell4697 2 роки тому +165

      @@furimindusties5736 yes

    • @DarkonFullPower
      @DarkonFullPower 2 роки тому +689

      No.
      That honor goes the "Metal Wolf Chaos"
      A Japanese mech game that *ONLY* has an English dub.

    • @kaelell4697
      @kaelell4697 2 роки тому +140

      @@DarkonFullPower metal gear momento

    • @Arch_Twisted
      @Arch_Twisted 2 роки тому +182

      @@DarkonFullPower Yes.
      Once Badger makes a Metal Wolf Chaos video, then we'll talk.

  • @griffincrump5077
    @griffincrump5077 2 роки тому +5441

    I’m arachnophobic but this game feels like the power trip of how we should come together to face those house spiders by using 2.1 trillion dollars of firepower

    • @ericgagnon6594
      @ericgagnon6594 2 роки тому +153

      My gf who totally hates spiders agree with you....
      And she's canadian so she's supposed to ne against Power abuse 🤣🤣🤣

    • @griffincrump5077
      @griffincrump5077 2 роки тому +87

      @@ericgagnon6594 for spiders any exception is permitted

    • @NotAfilthyCasual
      @NotAfilthyCasual Рік тому +11

      Real arachnophobes prob wouldn’t even click this video but I get it. Most ppl hate spiders

    • @griffincrump5077
      @griffincrump5077 Рік тому +44

      @@NotAfilthyCasual arachnophobes are allowed the power fantasy and ability to enjoy Russianbadger videos

    • @The_whales
      @The_whales Рік тому +10

      Im not as scared of spiders but I do kinda freak out when I see one, then I find a paper towel, crush that fucker then throw the whole paper towel into the toilet and flushing it

  • @Morte_death
    @Morte_death 2 роки тому +1514

    Imagine being the most kind UA-camr that your even there for your own community. Literally Badger! My nephew was diagnosed with stage four brain cancer and Badger was so kind enough to make a 6 minute happy birthday video for him when the doctors couldn’t even talk to him for 2 minutes

    • @tommyfox854
      @tommyfox854 2 роки тому +150

      Holy molly, that is so wholesome; the happy birthday video part, not your nephew dying of brain cancer part. I do hope your nephew's in a better place, and I'm so sorry for your loss.

    • @Morte_death
      @Morte_death 2 роки тому +164

      @@tommyfox854 he didn’t die he just got overcome his cancer

    • @tommyfox854
      @tommyfox854 2 роки тому +145

      @@Morte_death He's alive, and survived the cancer?
      =D
      That is the best news I've heard in three years, thank goodness he's alive. =)

    • @Morte_death
      @Morte_death 2 роки тому +113

      @@tommyfox854 thanks. Yeah badger said he was happy to hear about it too

    • @tommyfox854
      @tommyfox854 2 роки тому +71

      @@Morte_death My heart's melting from the good news, not gonna lie.
      Um, if this ain't too weird for you, could you hug your nephew for me please? Hugging people is the best way I can show joy too someone, and I don't have the best history with cancer (one uncle died from it and another is dyeing from me), but I really want too show how happy I am that he survived- and I should go know because at this point I'm digging my own grave, sorry if this creeped you out doc, have a nice day.

  • @ADHDCoffeedrinker
    @ADHDCoffeedrinker Рік тому +330

    3:20 I don't know why that "my brother in christ, you are the DRAGONBORNE" sends me so much

    • @spidey1100
      @spidey1100 2 місяці тому +1

      Almost as good as "Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin, You are a Drag Queen."

    • @ArcherBrown-qv2jb
      @ArcherBrown-qv2jb 2 місяці тому +3

      mfw when dragonrend

  • @TheRetroRenegade
    @TheRetroRenegade 2 роки тому +674

    There is no other game that perfectly embodies the Engineer's philosophy of "The answer is a gun, and if that don't work, use more gun."

  • @noxthedremoralord2683
    @noxthedremoralord2683 2 роки тому +1184

    “I hope you’re ready to fight the entire dragon population of Skyrim”
    *I WAS BORN READY*

  • @Slowmotionman2
    @Slowmotionman2 2 роки тому +1914

    Badger is the type of guy that when he has a literal time bomb strapped to his chest, instead of spending time saying good-bye to family, friends, and loved ones will instead try to sell you more gamer supps

    • @edbob6463
      @edbob6463 2 роки тому +43

      Badger the kind of guy to dm someone saying, “send this to 10 people or I will die tomorrow” for shits and giggles

    • @AubDenashi
      @AubDenashi 2 роки тому +10

      It's not gonna be good when he reads this...

    • @yuzengr2475
      @yuzengr2475 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/HL-4fgeMrO8/v-deo.html

    • @assfuckerthejointpounder5834
      @assfuckerthejointpounder5834 2 роки тому +5

      778b is a lot more money than Elon Musk has and that is just our military, so who's funding us

    • @AubDenashi
      @AubDenashi 2 роки тому

      @@assfuckerthejointpounder5834 tax payers. The government spend a stupid amount of the money they have available on military. Like if they gave just a couple percent of that to research and development, we would be so much better off. NASA works with a sad budget, don’t know the exact numbers, but it’s tiny

  • @ic0nic707
    @ic0nic707 7 місяців тому +85

    3:50
    "In case you're unfamiliar with the final boss of planet Earth known as America, we have a yearly allocation of money approved by our head mage and council of elders informally known as “Defense Department dimma-dollars.” These give us the right, not the obligation, to send any creature on our planet back to God for any reason at any time.”

  • @thudlite4319
    @thudlite4319 2 роки тому +3256

    Fun fact: Akira Toriyama, the author of Dragon Ball, is a chill dude who bailed Team Four Star out of Toei’s copyright strikes and actively retcons goofy 4Kids translations.

    • @israelcampos1856
      @israelcampos1856 2 роки тому +149

      W-wait for real?

    • @thudlite4319
      @thudlite4319 2 роки тому +561

      @@israelcampos1856 When 4Kids turned Hell into Hifle, Toriyama made a whole new world called Hifle that was basically just Hell but godawful boring. It’s no big secret that he also adores his fans.

    • @individualeleven
      @individualeleven 2 роки тому +176

      @@thudlite4319 it wasn't 4Kids that made up HFIL, it was the original dub done by Funimation and contracted out to Ocean.

    • @thudlite4319
      @thudlite4319 2 роки тому +250

      @@individualeleven Alright, but Toriyama still turned HFIL into a separate dimension as a joke.

    • @Daveonimus
      @Daveonimus 2 роки тому +65

      Based Mangaka

  • @_Umbrael_
    @_Umbrael_ 2 роки тому +2724

    "The only thing stronger than Godzilla is Japanese copyright lawyers."
    Me: *Looks at title and sees (Reupload) in the name*
    Me: *Nods head* "Sounds about right."

    • @ZLongHead
      @ZLongHead 2 роки тому +191

      It was the anime hentai noises the rangers made...
      *Blame them, not the copyrighted lizard*

    • @nathanteb7844
      @nathanteb7844 2 роки тому +16

      This comment deserves more recognition

    • @oneevilchef
      @oneevilchef 2 роки тому +21

      Is no one going to blame the Teletubbies lawyers for the copyright infringement of having a TV screen on your chest?

    • @Ktr-1142-ema
      @Ktr-1142-ema 2 роки тому +1

      Dragon ball z super, dragon ball z kai , dragon ball z 🤔 yep based

    • @Ktr-1142-ema
      @Ktr-1142-ema 2 роки тому +1

      @@oneevilchef what about the snorks, or fraggle rock , or eurekas castle

  • @mememachine3963
    @mememachine3963 2 роки тому +4683

    As a Nebraskan, I can confirm we are currently being held hostage by giant ants

    • @trainfan-ks5hk
      @trainfan-ks5hk 2 роки тому +192

      Please help they are stealing all the corn we won’t have enough for corn bread

    • @teratomaskyline9866
      @teratomaskyline9866 2 роки тому +122

      @@trainfan-ks5hk yes you do. It’s Nebraska

    • @francomasiniofficial
      @francomasiniofficial 2 роки тому +46

      Lincoln has fallen

    • @connorv5482
      @connorv5482 2 роки тому +30

      If they can produce fire I’m afraid we will carpet bomb all nest’s.

    • @gigachadvergil7302
      @gigachadvergil7302 2 роки тому +16

      What about giant spiders?

  • @archerhouston6756
    @archerhouston6756 9 місяців тому +56

    4:55 Patterson, fire a warning shot! Sir this is an m32 grenade launcher. Ah potato patato just fire it Patterson!

  • @BlueEyes274
    @BlueEyes274 Рік тому +1094

    "JUST PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE!"
    Still the most hilariously legendary line in the entire game.

    • @solcampione8134
      @solcampione8134 Рік тому +58

      Mine, since I have played EDF 5, at one point near the end where you are practically outmatched and out gunned, the intel lady says to make a strike team and the commander literally says "Strike, my ass."
      Though for this game, agreed.

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 2 роки тому +1476

    8:06 Ahh, THAT'S why it got age restricted. For those unaware, the wingdivers apparently make EXCESSIVELY EROTIC noises when spiderwebbed. Badger included a sample of that right here in his original video. Also, apparently the booba shown in their game model was too spicy for youtube.

    • @nikensarintemofficial
      @nikensarintemofficial 2 роки тому +162

      Also he changed his suit

    • @SilentT_K
      @SilentT_K 2 роки тому +159

      the wing diver was too spicy for the youtube guidelines

    • @dr.catshark9204
      @dr.catshark9204 2 роки тому +71

      All he changed was just the scenes with wing diver

    • @foxmask8032
      @foxmask8032 2 роки тому +167

      Now I had that figured out, but I just thought about the implications. So, a character in skin tight suits making Hanime noises is less acceptable than a character in school uniforms making (less, granted) Hanime noises. I'm starting to have a bad feeling about UA-cam's intentions...

    • @JenovaDreamweaver
      @JenovaDreamweaver 2 роки тому +191

      badger also said “All of my hentai tabs are muted. this is real audio.” in the previous version.

  • @SpaceBattleshipYamato-ps2jc
    @SpaceBattleshipYamato-ps2jc 2 роки тому +1500

    3:51
    I love the fact that Badger referred to America as "The final Boss Of Planet Earth"

    • @chypethechilean
      @chypethechilean 2 роки тому +126

      "Council of Elders"

    • @blackcrasanblade
      @blackcrasanblade 2 роки тому +66

      yeah also us drone striking weddings sound about right we tend to blow up targets for fun

    • @SpaceBattleshipYamato-ps2jc
      @SpaceBattleshipYamato-ps2jc 2 роки тому +94

      @@blackcrasanblade well, what else are we supposed to do with all this discretionary defense spending money?

    • @blackcrasanblade
      @blackcrasanblade 2 роки тому +27

      @@SpaceBattleshipYamato-ps2jc true plus who dont like explosives

    • @SpaceBattleshipYamato-ps2jc
      @SpaceBattleshipYamato-ps2jc 2 роки тому +12

      @@blackcrasanblade exactly

  • @Roguish_Ryn
    @Roguish_Ryn 10 місяців тому +55

    Badgers been managing democracy since the beginning.

    • @Heavygamingreal
      @Heavygamingreal 10 місяців тому +5

      Wait til he sees Helldivers

    • @jmello79
      @jmello79 4 місяці тому +3

      @@Heavygamingrealhe’s has now

  • @Rukasu-mv4lk
    @Rukasu-mv4lk 2 роки тому +1264

    The fencer is literally “that’s it I’m getting me mallet”

    • @shiroakame0
      @shiroakame0 2 роки тому +28

      I THOUGHT THE SAME SHIT BRO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @alexcarter3412
      @alexcarter3412 Рік тому +12

      OH YEAH

    • @cmanhanks1
      @cmanhanks1 Рік тому +18

      Fencer is literally master chief, demoknight, and heavy rolled into one with a nuke-on-a-stick for a melee

  • @ham_za420
    @ham_za420 2 роки тому +616

    16:46 “the rule of god is incoming” “blast radius= Y E S”
    9:53 “Hammer of Dawn” fits so well
    And the “I’m not here to support the violence. I AM THE VIOLENCE. Just perfect
    14:58 the four mini guns are unstoppable all together

    • @anhilliator1
      @anhilliator1 2 роки тому +2

      I mean, unless you decided to Spritefall the area under your feet...
      At that point you just hightail it out of the blast zone before the beams hit.

  • @andrewowens4421
    @andrewowens4421 2 роки тому +764

    10:20 Watching that spider just fly through the air like that perfectly encapsulates the craziness that is EDF. You do something and just watch the chaos enfold.

    • @zombified3638
      @zombified3638 2 роки тому +13

      Nyoom

    • @C134-Godzilla
      @C134-Godzilla 2 роки тому +14

      Spider: HELP ME!!!!
      Edit: spider:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @oantran8060
      @oantran8060 2 роки тому +2

      ok

    • @voldartthesorcerer9490
      @voldartthesorcerer9490 2 роки тому +8

      I was flying I a helicopter the other day well above a balam and someone blasted a red ant well above my bomber kissing idiocy

    • @thoakim673
      @thoakim673 2 роки тому +2

      ok

  • @memerman4830
    @memerman4830 6 місяців тому +7

    Ok, ima tell you a story
    About a year ago, I went on a walk and found one of Badger’s limited time shaker cups on the curb. Had a hole in the bottom, but beyond that, it was peak condition.
    Best find ever

  • @deegsupreme3796
    @deegsupreme3796 2 роки тому +1652

    When badger talks about how rifles lack firepower, shotguns lack range, and snipers lack rate of fire, the first thing that came to my mind as a remedy to all of these was the M2 Browning. God bless the M2 Browning.

    • @Dr.CaveCurinas
      @Dr.CaveCurinas Рік тому +223

      Humanity will span the galaxy and the M2 will still be in service

    • @ajford-arausa8328
      @ajford-arausa8328 Рік тому +128

      It will only be replaced by a lazer version of its self

    • @tentrix8505
      @tentrix8505 Рік тому +82

      Just looked it up. “Belt-fed machinegun” chambered in 50 bmg; yeah, that’d do it

    • @samuelyoung1
      @samuelyoung1 Рік тому +39

      @@ajford-arausa8328 it'll still be an M2, just using laserv bullets instead

    • @primusstar5995
      @primusstar5995 Рік тому +64

      In the 42nd millennium, the m2 will be renamed the “Heavy stubber”.

  • @alexsouls3944
    @alexsouls3944 Рік тому +598

    The best definition of "They have us surrounded! Good, no need to aim now!"

    • @TotallyDapper
      @TotallyDapper Рік тому +51

      One of the in-game voice lines the friendly soldiers will yell is, “I could close my eyes and shoot!”

    • @alexsouls3944
      @alexsouls3944 Рік тому +8

      ​@@TotallyDapper
      Wait really?

    • @christiankirby8092
      @christiankirby8092 Рік тому +10

      @@alexsouls3944yes really

    • @phantomminer3293
      @phantomminer3293 10 місяців тому +8

      We're not "surrounded" we're just in a target-rich environment.

  • @KoalaTContent
    @KoalaTContent 2 роки тому +1881

    14:47 He can go even *FASTER* If you combine a specific version of one of those spike launchers at 14:37 with a hammer. Constantly launch the spike and spam space and you can boost almost twice as often as the hammer/shield combo

    • @DR_Loud75
      @DR_Loud75 2 роки тому +30

      @Here is more clip wtf that's a hyper link to a potato wedge recipe??? I don't understand

    • @NUToriouslyOnline
      @NUToriouslyOnline 2 роки тому +12

      Yup, my favorite fencer GOTTA GO FAST combo is the javelin catapult paired with pretty much any melee weapon of your choice for that horizontal thrust option (my choice is the twin blast spears for even MORE THRUST) because the javelin shot cancels the thrust reset frame so when you time the shot and the thrust you can just GLIDE all over the battlefield. You can literally zoom from edge-to-edge on a map with fencer within like a minute or two and it's the funniest thing ever

    • @SomethingBoutEclipse
      @SomethingBoutEclipse 2 роки тому +28

      @@DR_Loud75 bots

    • @spiderz5145
      @spiderz5145 2 роки тому +15

      @@SomethingBoutEclipse yeah they’re out of control… YT doesn’t give a shit anymore it seems.

    • @edmardisla8492
      @edmardisla8492 2 роки тому +1

      @@DR_Loud75 Spam bot.

  • @PolyMoly1998
    @PolyMoly1998 7 місяців тому +80

    *Ranger:* Jack of all stats, straightforward weaponry, beginner friendly. They can also sprint to move faster than Air Raiders on foot.
    *Wing Diver:* Fragile speedsters, can fly with their jetpacks, and use mostly powerful energy weapons. They have the highest mobility, but they also have the lightest armor than any other class.
    *Air Raider:* Support Party Members, can buff up or heal allies, summon airstrikes and more diverse vehicles than Rangers, and quirky weapons like limpet guns, drones and turrets.
    *Fencer:* Mighty glaciers, heaviest armor and firepower, but slowest runners. Though they can use jump jets to compensate for their lack of mobility.

    • @ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle
      @ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle 7 місяців тому +6

      Mfw fencers end up being faster than every other class

    • @CATSRLIT
      @CATSRLIT 4 місяці тому

      this is good

    • @Orlando-wm2co
      @Orlando-wm2co 4 місяці тому +1

      Another thing about fencer do NOT look it in the fucking eyes

    • @StephenDelRosario777
      @StephenDelRosario777 4 місяці тому

      I double-dog dare you to go tell a Russian family who just lost their son to a $50 DIY drone that drones are "quirky" lmao

  • @thekingsamar5781
    @thekingsamar5781 2 роки тому +3448

    I still didn't know why did they age restrict the last one,it was a gem of a video. Great job man,keep it up

  • @tj-dh9vm
    @tj-dh9vm 2 роки тому +741

    Just the fact theres no background in the thumbnail and its just you, a spider, and explosion just sends waves of chaotic energy from you and the group, good job badger, 11/10, would watch for the 5th time gladly

    • @yuzengr2475
      @yuzengr2475 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/HL-4fgeMrO8/v-deo.html

    • @z3kaiser
      @z3kaiser 2 роки тому +1

      Would watch? More liek, already have watched.... more... than ... 5 times.... hehe

    • @tj-dh9vm
      @tj-dh9vm 2 роки тому +1

      @@z3kaiser yeah since i wrote this comment i think I’m at 6 now, just shows that this video is a masterpiece

  • @OccultistLord4812
    @OccultistLord4812 2 роки тому +881

    Ranger: Rocket Boi.
    Wing Diver: Girl stuck in every single web.
    Air Raider: Are the aliens the threat or you?
    Fencer: The Children of Doomguy.
    Erganis: Non descript lizards from space
    Nilan: Jeagers of Pacific Rim that are one shot all the time by none descript lizards from
    Ravagers: God's Humanity delete button
    Got it

    • @jorcornel558
      @jorcornel558 2 роки тому +27

      Erginus is the lizard and Balam is the big Mech, but yeah thats about it

    • @nukclear2741
      @nukclear2741 2 роки тому +27

      Player summoned balams being one shot on high difficulty, yes.
      But the game balances scripted spawnings of balams to the literal highest health possible for any vehicle…
      *I still managed to lose it against the Red Egernis.*

    • @cacau1810
      @cacau1810 2 роки тому +3

      ok

    • @judicatorhurayth1927
      @judicatorhurayth1927 2 роки тому +8

      @@nukclear2741 I love your words at the end XD

    • @Zanthra434
      @Zanthra434 2 роки тому +5

      15:35 almost enough dakka

  • @Goblin_With_A_Fungus
    @Goblin_With_A_Fungus 10 місяців тому +79

    Badger: Rockets are infinantly better than missiles.
    Also Badger: Missiles as a primary weapong? YES PLEASE!

    • @Kai-wr5jf
      @Kai-wr5jf 9 місяців тому +2

      If you ask a favour from badger he will simply make you go crazy lol

    • @Goblin_With_A_Fungus
      @Goblin_With_A_Fungus 9 місяців тому +3

      @@Kai-wr5jf "Oh, you want me to tell the guy down the street to turn down his music?"
      **smash cuts to Badger in a warthog**
      "Oh, I'll turn it off for you!"

    • @rebelcat_1261
      @rebelcat_1261 7 місяців тому +1

      To be fair to badger, there's a significant difference between shoulder-fired missiles and ICBMs

  • @CombineWatermelon
    @CombineWatermelon 2 роки тому +926

    The unbelievably based premise of this game being HUMANITY FUCK YEAH combined with your style of humor is literal perfection

    • @deeznutz679
      @deeznutz679 2 роки тому +27

      Greatest human powertrip

    • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
      @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 2 роки тому +49

      Untill EDF 5 forces you to go up against A BIBLICALLY ACCURATE ANGEL.

    • @shiroakame0
      @shiroakame0 2 роки тому +4

      @@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Wait....no joke?

    • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
      @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 2 роки тому +20

      @@shiroakame0 Look up a playthrough of mission 109 in EDF5.
      _I wish I was joking._

    • @pokehybridtrainer
      @pokehybridtrainer 2 роки тому +3

      @@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Damn, can't wait until I get that far.

  • @BACON.BACON.69
    @BACON.BACON.69 Рік тому +961

    "My brother in christ you are witnessing our extinction" as giant bugs charge towards them broke me I almost died from laughter.

    • @Kai-wr5jf
      @Kai-wr5jf 9 місяців тому +5

      i almost died because of me choking on a can of coke (not cocaine)

    • @JackPettit-dh3jl
      @JackPettit-dh3jl 6 місяців тому +1

      @Kai-wr5jf
      The…
      The can?
      Not the drink, the fucking C A N

    • @envvy_rain
      @envvy_rain 5 місяців тому

      “this prank fucking sucks” as someone gets fucking snapped in half in the background 😭😭

  • @JoaoGabriel-ef9se
    @JoaoGabriel-ef9se 2 роки тому +1325

    "Much like all women, her armor scaling sucks"
    Sisters of Battle looking at this sentence are dying of laughter.

    • @t.cameron3365
      @t.cameron3365 2 роки тому +46

      I understood that reference

    • @alfonsocyrusjoshua9551
      @alfonsocyrusjoshua9551 2 роки тому +44

      repentia aint laughin nothing

    • @Phoenix8492
      @Phoenix8492 2 роки тому +22

      And given that Armor of Contempt applies to Astartes AND Sororitas, dat 3+ effectively becoming a 2+ in regards to incoming AP is *chef’s kiss*

    • @Sorain1
      @Sorain1 2 роки тому +8

      Because who needs armor when you have invulnerable saves?

    • @Z.O.M.G
      @Z.O.M.G 2 роки тому +3

      Which sisters of battle?

  • @christopheredwards8219
    @christopheredwards8219 Рік тому +16

    5:27
    I don't know why but the intro to the ranger just holding a gun like a baseball bat is bringing out the chuckles.

  • @strangerice4467
    @strangerice4467 2 роки тому +272

    16:45 can't get over the nervous "Yes" for The Rule of God's blast radius

    • @copunit12
      @copunit12 2 роки тому +2

      I mean the Gigantic Howitzer can also be a Yes for blast radius.

    • @nfg-iso
      @nfg-iso 2 роки тому +2

      the thing sounds terrifying

    • @connertolman8024
      @connertolman8024 2 роки тому +2

      Legions minigun from Titanfall 2!

    • @The_Genuine_Gunner
      @The_Genuine_Gunner 8 місяців тому +2

      @@connertolman8024YES!

  • @OxTheHerdzz
    @OxTheHerdzz Рік тому +462

    I love the implication that the only reason badger and the squad lived through the war is because they're all collectively too dumb to grasp the gravity of the situation.

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks 2 роки тому +674

    he explains video games in a logical way

  • @noellosanes2842
    @noellosanes2842 21 день тому +1

    Thanks

  • @davee3573
    @davee3573 2 роки тому +1862

    Badger is the literal definition of quality over quantity

    • @serratedbread2300
      @serratedbread2300 2 роки тому +30

      Where else have I seen this exact comment...Oh yeah. Every single one of badgers videos. Although you are not wrong, just make an original comment instead of copying some other one.

    • @juan969
      @juan969 2 роки тому +1

      @@serratedbread2300 Read my mind lol

    • @davee3573
      @davee3573 2 роки тому +13

      @@serratedbread2300 Didn't copy anyone bud just had the same thought

    • @landsquid9509
      @landsquid9509 2 роки тому +13

      no badger is the definition of quantity over quality because you cant watch this because more than five seconds causes oxygen starvation from laughing too much

    • @stealthkillah122
      @stealthkillah122 2 роки тому

      @@Destiny2MetaCrutcher why don't you do better ? Oh wait you can't you just a jealous cry baby 🤓

  • @HerrZhukov
    @HerrZhukov Рік тому +875

    MatPat should make a video on how many ants it would take to steal Nebraska.

    • @Yesent1273
      @Yesent1273 Рік тому +43

      Would definitely watch

    • @NicholasJayme-k7k
      @NicholasJayme-k7k Рік тому +20

      The ants are the ultimate support class

    • @Nervous_Ari
      @Nervous_Ari Рік тому +62

      I asked r/theydidthemath, here's the answer
      "The weight of the earth's crust is 6.1 * 10^22 pounds. Divide that by Earth's area (196.9 million miles), and you get 309,801,929,913,662 pounds per square mile. Multiply that by the land area of Nebraska (77,348 square miles), and you get 2.39625597x10^19 pounds. This is not taking into account mountains or different elevations as I'm too lazy to do detailed research, so we're going to stick with average weight per square mile on the Earth.
      The average ant can lift up to 0.055 pounds, so divide Nebraska's weight by the ants' lifting capabilities, and you get 4.35682904x10^20, or around 435,682,904,000,000,000,000 ants."

    • @HerrZhukov
      @HerrZhukov Рік тому +6

      @@Nervous_Ari good

    • @The_Spectacular_Spider-Brock
      @The_Spectacular_Spider-Brock Рік тому +4

      ​@@Nervous_Arijust.........wow

  • @superbux4523
    @superbux4523 2 роки тому +461

    Badger: "is that tomahawk missile coming?" Tomahawk missile: "Hello Mario."

    • @katarzynaka2407
      @katarzynaka2407 2 роки тому +9

      the tomahawk missile is just like... "hello there"

    • @onerxowns2202
      @onerxowns2202 2 роки тому +4

      Thats was ballistic missile, and it is somehow both more less powerful than cruise and ballistic missile

    • @isaacmayer-splain8974
      @isaacmayer-splain8974 2 роки тому +2

      "Is that tomahawk missile coming?"
      BOOM
      "Found it"

  • @Conehead-k6t
    @Conehead-k6t 9 місяців тому +16

    13:04 Big iguana vs gundom
    13:06 POW
    8:41 Chomp

  • @theonewholives5414
    @theonewholives5414 2 роки тому +583

    The moment you see wing diver and realize what probably got the last video age restriction. And realize that there are already dozens of reaction videos with the original outfit that probably will have no consequences whatsoever and want to strangle the entire UA-cam development and advertising teams with their own intestines.

    • @Operator_Mak
      @Operator_Mak 2 роки тому +59

      UA-cam will see something moderately sexual, and age restrict it. It's bullshit for UA-cam to police others people's content to that degree, when it should just be up to parents for that stuff

    • @theonewholives5414
      @theonewholives5414 2 роки тому +1

      @@Operator_Mak I agree 100%, UA-cam is for adults you want to talk about things being inappropriate how about you go on UA-cam kids and see some of the most disturbing stuff on the internet. And that just shows you about how much UA-cam actually cares about the kids that use their platform it's literally them just taking any excuse they can possibly think of to not have to pay people you think a subsidiary company of one of the biggest most successful companies on the planet wouldn't be run by a bunch of greedy dumbasses but you'd be wrong.

    • @muzanjackson5199
      @muzanjackson5199 2 роки тому

      Ye it’s really fucking dumb

    • @yuzengr2475
      @yuzengr2475 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/HL-4fgeMrO8/v-deo.html

    • @imsmart_yetdumb9278
      @imsmart_yetdumb9278 2 роки тому +12

      @@Operator_Mak I'm pretty sure the other 3 commentors in this area are bots. As in the ones in between my comment and yours.

  • @hughshax5903
    @hughshax5903 2 роки тому +269

    5:26
    Ranger: the common American
    Wingdiver: someone that’s on the UA-cam guidelines wanted list
    Aerator: the embodiment of America culminated into one man
    14:16 Fencer: what TF2 heavy mains think they are
    6:39 why not the m2 browning 50 cal machine gun?

    • @basic_name_here233
      @basic_name_here233 2 роки тому +4

      Heavy mains don't exist tho

    • @remuslebeau6570
      @remuslebeau6570 2 роки тому +14

      @@basic_name_here233 Big Joey and Bearded Expense would disagree with you

    • @Cole.Ignios
      @Cole.Ignios 2 роки тому +6

      @@basic_name_here233 90% of my playtime is on heavy with the yeti suit equipped...

    • @judicatorhurayth1927
      @judicatorhurayth1927 2 роки тому

      @@Cole.Ignios "Is that a monkey?" -lazy engineer

  • @negamisaito7392
    @negamisaito7392 2 роки тому +331

    "I'm not here to support the violence, I AM the violence." is, without a doubt, one of my new favorite phrases.

  • @thedude4840
    @thedude4840 2 роки тому +631

    He’a like a 3d animation max0r. Every joke lands and it’s magnificent to see put together.

    • @Charming_Cthulhu
      @Charming_Cthulhu 2 роки тому +40

      I love that badger was in one of macors videos

    • @thedude4840
      @thedude4840 2 роки тому +47

      @@Charming_Cthulhu “you can not run from me!”

    • @memes9627
      @memes9627 2 роки тому +1

      @@Charming_Cthulhu which one

    • @LordDragox412
      @LordDragox412 2 роки тому +4

      @@memes9627 The one in which he was in that one video.

    • @thedude4840
      @thedude4840 2 роки тому +5

      @@memes9627 elden ring pt 2

  • @cloudydaykumo
    @cloudydaykumo 2 роки тому +431

    Just gonna timestamp all my favorite moments.
    3:26 random sh!t
    5:05 825 weapons
    6:25 accuracy
    8:45 just what my gun does
    10:17 FPS russia
    13:13 In the face
    14:58 melee combat
    15:05 oh boy!
    15:30 is that gun goo-
    16:49 blast radius
    17:15 a queen
    18:03 Ants
    18:12 Nebraska

    • @rinkothelad
      @rinkothelad 2 роки тому +6

      Me looking at this list of dumb ahh “stuff”: 15:07

    • @chaosbetta1667
      @chaosbetta1667 2 роки тому +3

      Also gotta support the real heroes posting timestamps for the rest of us lazy bastards 😎👍

    • @TheeDoomguy
      @TheeDoomguy 2 роки тому +10

      also 0:46 it's a bird... it's a plane... oh no... it's LOCKHEED MARTIN.

    • @TheVaur2
      @TheVaur2 2 роки тому +4

      15:06 jacket, my favorite hammer swinger

    • @ghostplay8521
      @ghostplay8521 2 роки тому +4

      16:50 Blast radius: Y E S yards.

  • @nezuko4014
    @nezuko4014 2 роки тому +337

    "this is what Europeans think American recess is like"
    The truest thing I've ever heard

  • @mochiman6307
    @mochiman6307 2 роки тому +477

    In edf 5 there are some qol changes, one is that fencers boost became an offical system, dash cancelling only works for firing speed, he is faster in this game if you believe it. Ranger gets a dash with a circle that gets stuff, vehicles do this too. Stuff goes to all classes now, weapons you get can be for any class, same for armor, but it prefers the one you are playing. Hectors are replaced with giant "Human" like frogs and grey aliens with armor, erginus is back, and archelus is now tag teaming up with it, shotguns pierce, dragons are replaced with tadpoles, they function the same, its a reboot, so story is a retelling, also pill bugs and the fact that mission control calls any creature a "Monster". Ranger has access to some tanks, bikes, and helicopters but air raider still has him outclassed. In general, its 4.1 but a reboot with qol changes

    • @mochiman6307
      @mochiman6307 2 роки тому +53

      Oh and edf 6 is out in japan, now with octopus aliens on land and air, a giant erginus that FLIES, mutant insects, and androids that scuttle everywhere and ask to be blown up

    • @thesittingacheroraptor7565
      @thesittingacheroraptor7565 2 роки тому +5

      What

    • @luichinplaystation610
      @luichinplaystation610 2 роки тому +6

      5 is a reboot?

    • @CyberChaosV2
      @CyberChaosV2 2 роки тому +93

      My favorite part about 5 is that if yoh call in an air strike while a ‘civillian’ in the sotory, the guy literally acknowledges this
      “Wait, how did a *civillian* get access to this?! Ah well, commencing air strike.”

    • @thesittingacheroraptor7565
      @thesittingacheroraptor7565 2 роки тому +47

      @@CyberChaosV2 "eh it's fine, im sure"

  • @Raeinok
    @Raeinok 2 роки тому +309

    Straps turrets to the helicopter blades. What kinda Ork WAAAAAGH engineering is this? Cause I support it. You just have to believe.

    • @barragethree5047
      @barragethree5047 Рік тому +33

      SHOOTAZ ON DA DEFFCHOPPAZ SPINNY FINGZ?!
      SOUNDZ LOIKE GUD KRUMPIN
      WAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!

    • @KasaresStern
      @KasaresStern Рік тому +11

      It severely needs an "Ork engineering" mod to bring to life all that crazy sh*t only weirdboyz and meks can come up with.

  • @Mr.Mosquito89
    @Mr.Mosquito89 2 роки тому +671

    Watching Badjur, and by extension his inordinately huge fanbase, discover how EDF "works" is a treat and a half.
    I'm a bit ashamed that he didn't mention the Air Raider's support 'team' providing the firepower, including the aircraft carrier Despine and the MVP, Attack Whale, canonically an oversized AC-130 with full-auto 120mm cannons, 150mm cannon, coastal missile volleys and theoretically, a fucking ICBM stapled to it.

    • @paxamericania5923
      @paxamericania5923 2 роки тому +48

      I know right? And despine is even more chad because its the last fucking naval surface ship standing it pi ked up everyone that retreated because of the dragons. Including whale, charon tactical bomber group, and miss epicneas herself porters. And prasumably the artillery group in a easy to air lift configuration mode now since they abandoned most of their equipment.
      Also despine is described as a floating fortress big enough to acomindate long range tactical bombs, ICBM missles aka the TEMPEST missiles which are as tall as a 11 story apartment building, has its own battleship sized guns, and probably took a genocise gun blast to the face and survived since it was pribably part of the Pacific fleet battle group that went to face off against the brain because command though it was sunk. Also dont forget that one chick in command headquarters of japanese branch that does that ocasionally speaks during missions or she speaks when air raider calls for the satellite blaster/spritefall/laguna blaster/rule of God. Litterally its a shame badger didnt mention the cast that supports air raider and rely on air raider to give them target information.

    • @KyleJordanGaming
      @KyleJordanGaming 2 роки тому +23

      You had me at “full-auto 120mm”.

    • @paxamericania5923
      @paxamericania5923 2 роки тому +9

      @@KyleJordanGaming Yeah the support aircraft Whale has a 120mm cannon that can rapid fire out a salvo of 10 rounds in like 5 second if I remember correctly.

    • @Sahlokniir325
      @Sahlokniir325 2 роки тому +1

      Attack whale useless tho because to me it just doesn't hit like at all

    • @paxamericania5923
      @paxamericania5923 2 роки тому +5

      @@Sahlokniir325 its an area of affect attack. Its good against strong enamys or taking out a cluster of enemies.

  • @WO_21
    @WO_21 2 місяці тому +6

    18:13 okay someone has to do the math to figure out how many ants it would take to actually do that

  • @kirbymaster7491
    @kirbymaster7491 Рік тому +375

    The number of problems an Air Raider can solve with a properly-placed Spritefall is astounding

    • @watermelongaming3698
      @watermelongaming3698 Рік тому +13

      True, even on the original EDF 4 (4.1 is a remaster), I could kill the giant wasp hive on Hard with just two Spritefall B's (brought a Railgun just in-case)

    • @seijuroakashi9178
      @seijuroakashi9178 Рік тому

      @@watermelongaming3698Aye either of yall play 5 on ps4? im fown tho still fairly new

    • @owarida6241
      @owarida6241 Рік тому +14

      "You have good taste, Air Raider"
      -spritefall waifu from EDF 5

    • @watermelongaming3698
      @watermelongaming3698 Рік тому +2

      @@owarida6241 what

    • @christiankirby8092
      @christiankirby8092 Рік тому +6

      @@watermelongaming3698there are wingdiver allies that compliment air raiders based on their weapon choise.

  • @gilrodrigues4373
    @gilrodrigues4373 2 роки тому +239

    "I saw them take Nebraska" has a special place in my heart

  • @JoseRamirez-ne5ng
    @JoseRamirez-ne5ng 2 роки тому +306

    Badgers description of our government and how our defense budget is decided is the best I’ve ever heard hands down

  • @loorthedarkelf8353
    @loorthedarkelf8353 8 місяців тому +13

    I fell in love with EDF back in 2011, when Extra Credits featured the current entry in the series in Games You Might Not Have Tried. It sounded like a good time, and me and hubby proceeded to blow up several exoplanets worth of bugs beating every mission on every difficulty lol
    When we got 4.1 it was my first EDF with classes, and fell in love with the mobility and sometimes Highly Technical power management of the wing diver, and husbando heard Fencer Gets To Carry 4 Weapons and said Sign Me The F*ck Up Sailor.
    We trade jobs mission by mission, with one of us focused on Big Dams To One Target and one on Crowd Control. Sometimes I've got the best tool for the job of flying in and blowing sheild generators and getting out un touched, and sometimes he's got it in 2 dozen guided missiles for those blue laser drone assholes that Slow You Down in hard and Stop You Dead in Inferno.
    We LOVE this game, and this video had me cackling with laughter several times. o7

  • @saintdane7336
    @saintdane7336 2 роки тому +226

    0:50 I love how you can have all of this diversity between the classes and their guns,
    Or you can just pick Fencer and take a nuke on a stick and go to town

    • @leviosdraekion6993
      @leviosdraekion6993 2 роки тому +2

      I personally prefer equipping two miniguns. Word of advice if you ever manage to wind up in a multiplayer match with me: stay in back until I start reloading.

    • @VeraVemaVena
      @VeraVemaVena 2 роки тому +2

      @@leviosdraekion6993 it's even better when you enter the nest missions with dual flame revolvers. I'm not trapped in a tunnel network full of insects, *YOU'RE ALL TRAPPED IN HERE WITH ME!*

    • @leviosdraekion6993
      @leviosdraekion6993 2 роки тому

      @@VeraVemaVena yep

  • @MikeSanders2000
    @MikeSanders2000 2 роки тому +189

    "What is the blast radius? Yes." never ceases to make me laugh

  • @Ari22682
    @Ari22682 Рік тому +126

    5:57 it's not every day you see a giant spider get Wombo Comboed by shotgun blasts.

    • @5uicidal-5now-Leopard
      @5uicidal-5now-Leopard Рік тому +4

      It's not every day you see this as a sentence

    • @CptJistuce
      @CptJistuce 10 місяців тому +2

      It's every day in the EDF. Enlist today.

    • @darkydk1650
      @darkydk1650 9 місяців тому +1

      Badger clay pidgeoned that spider 😂

  • @LukasMorgan-h8b
    @LukasMorgan-h8b Рік тому +15

    The best part of Badger videos is where you forget you watched a video and then watch the video again

  • @felixstrevey733
    @felixstrevey733 2 роки тому +696

    Time to watch this 10 more times in a row so I can feel my existence again

    • @mackenzie3357
      @mackenzie3357 2 роки тому +3

      I've already watched huss warthunder vids like 20 timwa

    • @eryk8340
      @eryk8340 2 роки тому +4

      @here is the full clip tf does an air fryer video have to do with a RussianBadger video

    • @mellowsans2944
      @mellowsans2944 2 роки тому +5

      @@eryk8340 its a bot

    • @exalted_space9224
      @exalted_space9224 2 роки тому +1

      It's like trying to start a chainsaw

    • @eryk8340
      @eryk8340 2 роки тому +1

      @@mellowsans2944 b r u h

  • @thatoneeasilyoffendedboi1257
    @thatoneeasilyoffendedboi1257 Рік тому +801

    Ah yes, the four horsemen of the anti-apocalypse:
    -Redneck
    -Woman
    -Average drone operator
    -Anime Doomslayer

    • @broadbandislife
      @broadbandislife 11 місяців тому +50

      It's even better in EDF 5 where you start out as a buck civilian hired to assist with a PR event. (Security guard/some kinda jetpack acrobat/cargo exoskeleton operator/general technical staff respectively.)
      Then you literally kill what at least some in-game insist on calling a god in the finale.

    • @imsmart_yetdumb9278
      @imsmart_yetdumb9278 10 місяців тому +11

      I love thinking about this concept you have presented to me.

    • @the_Predator95
      @the_Predator95 10 місяців тому +17

      The mythical creature
      Women

    • @Azrael828
      @Azrael828 10 місяців тому +5

      LMAO

  • @watermelongaming3698
    @watermelongaming3698 Рік тому +132

    Assault rifles: Has a line of longer-ranged, higher power variants.
    Sniper rifles: Has a line of rapid fire variants.
    Missiles: Probably better for crowd control with 30 TARGET LOCK-ON.
    Shotguns probably don't have a *specific* long-ranged variant/variant line, but they're not point-blank only. That's reserved for flamethrowers and acid guns. I saw someone use this one Sparrow Shot that had a pretty good range, like on par or even longer range than some of the assault rifles.

  • @iaNdaveNport.
    @iaNdaveNport. 5 місяців тому +4

    I swear on God, I’ve watched this video five times and I still can’t get enough of it. It’s just so absurd and silly that I just keep getting it recommended to me and I keep watching it crazy but the Russian badger is one of the best UA-camr ever.

  • @callumjones9664
    @callumjones9664 2 роки тому +609

    The amount of Australian jokes that can be made in this game is astounding

    • @yuzengr2475
      @yuzengr2475 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/HL-4fgeMrO8/v-deo.html

    • @assfuckerthejointpounder5834
      @assfuckerthejointpounder5834 2 роки тому +22

      There's a lot more lasers than I remember happening at recess, but other than that

    • @fuchsschnitzel3007
      @fuchsschnitzel3007 2 роки тому +7

      Welcome to Australia, I will be your guide for today :) Pls stay behind me and my team. Oh, and don't worry. These things are not even the deadliest.

    • @Yoko_Grim
      @Yoko_Grim 2 роки тому +6

      We just need Badger to meet up with Rimmy Downunder now, to play this.

    • @CruelestChris
      @CruelestChris 2 роки тому +9

      "Cor, look at all them medium-sized spoiders!"

  • @thedarknessmagician5234
    @thedarknessmagician5234 2 роки тому +183

    Badger: “Please don’t copyright strike me for saying Godzilla.”
    UA-cam about to age restrict his video for the Wing Diver section: “The truth is, the game was rigged from the start.”

  • @derektavares7885
    @derektavares7885 2 роки тому +193

    11:34 the engineer in TF2 would be proud of what you made badger

  • @Kronos-lu1gp
    @Kronos-lu1gp 8 місяців тому +7

    1:58, thanks for giving this epic banger, badger

  • @spurdo_of_92
    @spurdo_of_92 2 роки тому +135

    *30% uptick in sales on steam alone* wew, badger, you brought this game back to life. time to go start a new character and dive back in, I guess.

  • @nicholaskoob2894
    @nicholaskoob2894 2 роки тому +334

    Man, you may have singlehandedly reinvigorated the EDF franchise for western audiences. Thanks for that, you got a fan out of it too.

    • @anhilliator1
      @anhilliator1 2 роки тому

      Look, if you need to kill a bunch of air targets, an MLRA's the way to go.

    • @TypeZeta2
      @TypeZeta2 2 роки тому +1

      Me and some friends got EDF 4.1 because of badger and it’s so chaotic and fun. I play Fencer

  • @Alisibeth_Talia212
    @Alisibeth_Talia212 2 роки тому +136

    Thanks for making my weeks better, Badger. 🤣🤣
    16:47 "THE BLAST RADIUS IS Y E S"

  • @austinstunkel
    @austinstunkel 5 місяців тому +5

    Others people when they see a bug: honey get the flyswatter
    Americans: *racks round* you will know pain

  • @talleywa5772
    @talleywa5772 2 роки тому +310

    Western developers when using top of the line processing power: "How realistic can we make the nose hairs on this dude?"
    Japanese developers when using top of the line processing power: "How much shit can we fit on screen and how much of it can be blown up with how many lasers?"

    • @lithominium9955
      @lithominium9955 2 роки тому +45

      one of these things is objectively better

    • @seanstephenson8660
      @seanstephenson8660 2 роки тому +16

      @@lithominium9955 definitely the nose hairs

    • @TONKER.
      @TONKER. 2 роки тому +19

      How many lasers would you li- YES

  • @ToaGatanuva
    @ToaGatanuva 2 роки тому +233

    "I almost FPS Russian'd myself" is a great quote indeed

    • @PhoenixT70
      @PhoenixT70 2 роки тому +11

      I believe it originates from Brandon Herrera, though I could be wrong.

    • @Manslayer-eo1nh
      @Manslayer-eo1nh 2 роки тому +2

      Well he did almost kill himself in one or two videos.

  • @jbrew1237
    @jbrew1237 2 роки тому +128

    People go “What’s the blast radius?” Not realizing that what they actually mean is “Am I in the blast radius?” Either way, the answer is YES.

  • @CharlieRosé-z2f
    @CharlieRosé-z2f 9 місяців тому +7

    this whole game is what i imagine evangelion from the perspectie of the people on the ground is

  • @thegooddoctor8787
    @thegooddoctor8787 2 роки тому +281

    Alright I was bored so I decided to make a kill count (excluding bugs killed in game)
    0:04 Trespassing spider (killed by shotgun blast)
    1:37 Plague Doctor (made the mistake of giving Heavenly Tylenol instead of percs)
    1:45 Badger (Kaiju stomped to death by giant lizard)
    2:13 Badger (vaporized by 10 second sponsor bomb)
    2:19 Random soldier (bitten in half by a giant spider)
    2:22 Badger and his brother in Christ (killed off-screen by horde of giant spiders)
    2:30 Badger (shoved into the forever box by giant insects)
    2:44 Badger (suicide by gunshot to the head)
    2:48 Giant spider (head blown off via shotgun blast)
    3:10 Giant spider (vaporized by an overly excessive use of orbital strike technology)
    3:43 Badger (head shotted by a "discretionary spending" bolt action rifle)
    4:05 Giant spider (sent back to God through use of explosives, because fuck you that's why)
    4:16 around ten giant spiders (de-atomized by an extremely excessive military budget)
    4:22 Dragon (beat to death by a literal walking fortress)
    5:26 Ranger (shot by Badger for no discernable reason)
    6:08 Random soldier (dead after attempting to fire a rocket launcher in a confined space)
    6:14 Five background soldiers (smoked by ravagers)
    6:42 Giant spider (shot with a sniper rifle at point blank range)
    7:07 Dragon (blown to bits by a missile)
    7:14 Giant spider (direct impacted by a rocket launcher)
    7:24 Badger and a giant spider (killed by Badger attempting to use a rocket launcher as a close quarter weapon)
    7:25 Badger (he was not far enough)
    7:37 Badger and seven background soldiers (killed by grenades that obey the laws of physics)
    7:53 Badger, GorillaNuts, and DigitalVagrant (see above)
    8:05 Wing Diver (clapped by a giant creature)
    8:29 Giant spider (vaporized by Wing Diver)
    8:41 Wing Diver (snapped in half like a Ritz cracker)
    9:26 Badger (killed by his own Tomahawk cruise missile)
    9:34 Giant spider (killed by emergency self-defense tool)
    10:12 Giant spider (killed by a rocket fired from off-screen)
    10:32 Three giant spiders (killed by missile strike)
    10:34 Giant spider (see above)
    10:52 Badger, Jonesy, and Stretchy (killed by a disregard for the guy calling in a literal air strike)
    11:05 Badger and Skullker (killed by a disregard for the guy calling down a fucking Hammer of Dawn)
    11:21 Imprisoned spider (killed by a flamethrower that refuses to obey the laws of physics)
    12:55 Badger (violently vibe checked by a knock-off Godzilla)
    13:44 Badger (see above)
    14:11 Erginus (extremely violently vibe checked by Badger in an off-brand Gundam)
    15:00 Giant spider (yeated into the upper atmosphere by a dude taking WAY too many Perc-30s)
    15:53 Badger (became the meme of the guy sitting in a fast-food restaurant glowing orange)
    16:36 GorillaNuts and DigitalVagrant (lit their asses on fire)
    16:52 Eekaj (killed by blast radius of yes)
    17:57 Badda (zigged when he should've zagged)
    18:14 The entire state of Nebraska (picked up by ants)
    Yeah, that's about it. I wasted far too much time on this. I hope you're happy.

    • @MyH3ntaiGirl
      @MyH3ntaiGirl 2 роки тому +7

      Ahhh the power of boredom

    • @electricdanish912
      @electricdanish912 2 роки тому +25

      Golden Chainsaw goes to Eekaj and everyone else in the Blast Radius of Yes, because there is no minimum safe distance!
      Dull Machete goes to Nebraska, because being picked up by ants offscreen is the most blandly on-brand way for Nebraska to be Nebraska.
      With 91 kills (because Nebraska still only counts as one) at 19 minutes, that's a kill on average every twelve and a half seconds.
      Join us on the Legally Dead Meat-Distinct Kill Count next week to see "Literally Too Angry To Die," as TheRussianBadger takes us on another rampage through Doom Eternal! As always, we've been The Good Doctor and Electric Danish...And this has been *a* kill count.
      Thanks everyone! Be good people.

    • @thegooddoctor8787
      @thegooddoctor8787 2 роки тому +5

      @@electricdanish912 lmao how are you so much funnier then me

    • @AubergineMan.
      @AubergineMan. 2 роки тому +6

      @@electricdanish912 I read it in his voice to damn this is good

    • @electricdanish912
      @electricdanish912 2 роки тому +7

      @@thegooddoctor8787 stealing James A Janisse's format verbatim helps! So as you can see, my Good Doctor, the secret ingredient is crime!

  • @grudge_master7578
    @grudge_master7578 2 роки тому +207

    I loved when badger said, "Its morbin time!" and then proceeded to morb all of the alien spiders in a Gundam.

  • @zackince8803
    @zackince8803 2 роки тому +337

    As someone who plays as the air raider and fencer a lot, I can confirm that it is super OP, and feels like the crusades against giant ass bugs.

    • @xd_yungpiru55
      @xd_yungpiru55 Рік тому +4

      Wtf did heavenly use

    • @christiankirby8092
      @christiankirby8092 Рік тому +3

      @@xd_yungpiru55i believe fencer no?

    • @xd_yungpiru55
      @xd_yungpiru55 Рік тому +4

      @@christiankirby8092 I mean the weapon, I knew it was fencer

    • @Luzaku_kiss
      @Luzaku_kiss Рік тому +15

      Fencers are literally Space Marines from Warhammer 40K

    • @bioware2457
      @bioware2457 Рік тому +2

      Yo which of these games should I play nowadays? Like as far as which one has the most players?

  • @kiri404
    @kiri404 Місяць тому

    14:15 killed me, all i can picture is a fencer class playing solo with warhammer blaring in his head " FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!!"

  • @robert2german
    @robert2german 2 роки тому +127

    Small, funny, easily missed detail: 2:05 when Badger mentions that the bomb will explode, all of the NPCs book it.

  • @TheColombianSpartan
    @TheColombianSpartan 2 роки тому +104

    16:48 the nuttiest blast sound ever

    • @christiankirby8092
      @christiankirby8092 Рік тому +3

      I knee I would find this comment. Glad I searched before putting it in. It is a heavenly sound effect.

    • @yahirlopez6600
      @yahirlopez6600 Місяць тому

      y e s.

  • @bubbles9065
    @bubbles9065 2 роки тому +598

    Hey, I loved this video so much the first time I’m watching it again. EDF is such a great game, you should try 5 next.

    • @bubbles9065
      @bubbles9065 2 роки тому +10

      @here is the full clip no no no, this is potatoes, I need tomahawked spider recipes

    • @BorderRegal
      @BorderRegal 2 роки тому +9

      @@bubbles9065 mate, they’re a bot

    • @bubbles9065
      @bubbles9065 2 роки тому +3

      @@BorderRegal haha I know
      Just still waiting. I tomahawked a spider and I don’t know what to do

    • @BorderRegal
      @BorderRegal 2 роки тому

      @@bubbles9065 ok

    • @exalted_space9224
      @exalted_space9224 2 роки тому

      Yes

  • @bhinglaberinto7450
    @bhinglaberinto7450 Рік тому +15

    This guy and his bois never dissappoint to make my stomach hurt from laughter

  • @Lazydoodle
    @Lazydoodle Рік тому +136

    Every Guilty Gear player just went into fight mode when "Totsugeki" voice line went off

    • @rpgplayz7085
      @rpgplayz7085 Рік тому +1

      Lol I main her

    • @doorsareforopening
      @doorsareforopening 10 місяців тому +5

      ​@@rpgplayz7085God does not smile upon you

    • @Flinch9000
      @Flinch9000 19 днів тому

      @@doorsareforopeningHey, can’t blame them maining a character they like
      *even if they give others PTSD*

  • @justacuriousgoose
    @justacuriousgoose 2 роки тому +412

    I can't believe that there are no cockroach enemies
    Even God knew that would be a mistake

    • @CPUSublimeHeart
      @CPUSublimeHeart 2 роки тому +25

      I mean EDF 5 has frogs with lasers, is that better?

    • @bubbles9065
      @bubbles9065 2 роки тому +6

      EDF IRON RAIN has like stink bugs or something. The most freaking annoying self destructing things ever

    • @Llangion
      @Llangion 2 роки тому

      The Japanese have a thing about cockroaches, they don't like them so much that they'll even censor them like pornography.

    • @dragonboi_101
      @dragonboi_101 2 роки тому +3

      What if I told you there are cockroaches

    • @palpadur1112
      @palpadur1112 2 роки тому +1

      what if humans *are* the cockroaches? and the aliens are basically pest control?

  • @LeviathansTerribleGaming
    @LeviathansTerribleGaming 2 роки тому +69

    Little disappointed you didn't throw in a "That's it, I'm gettin me mallet!!" joke for the hammer but the
    Blast Radius: YES bit killed me

  • @allenkeith7160
    @allenkeith7160 4 місяці тому +2

    Lol:
    "I'm not here to SUPPORT the Violence... I AM the Violence"
    vs.
    "Don't be a PART of the Problem... The the WHOLE problem!"
    Same exact energy, and I love it.

  • @NukerNoah
    @NukerNoah 2 роки тому +225

    16:15 This is perhaps the biggest difference between EDF4.1 and EDF5. In 5 you progress *mostly* with the class you are playing, but you do also make progress in all of the other classes with armor and weapons.
    Also, they took out the amazing chant in 4.1 and replaced it with straight up trash.

    • @yessir6919
      @yessir6919 2 роки тому +17

      Which chant? I haven't played 5 yet, was it the "The EDF deploys!" one? 'Cuz that's the only one still stuck in my head.

    • @NukerNoah
      @NukerNoah 2 роки тому +11

      @@yessir6919 Thats the 4.1 chant, set to the tune of Blood On The Risers. ua-cam.com/video/llkWz4OBfX4/v-deo.html
      The 5 one is a bit more, uh, like someone just hard translated it from japanese. ua-cam.com/video/0NYLw857Cnc/v-deo.html

    • @yessir6919
      @yessir6919 2 роки тому +3

      @@NukerNoah Yeah, I was talking about the first one. The second one is nice, not as good as the first one tho.

    • @malevolentmango7140
      @malevolentmango7140 2 роки тому +11

      I dont mind the 5 chant. But every time my group hears it, we sing with it, then immediately start going "If only it was the good one"

    • @Shotgunkjell
      @Shotgunkjell 2 роки тому

      Play more, the new one grows on you.

  • @thatrandomguy8157
    @thatrandomguy8157 2 роки тому +215

    I'm convinced that badger getting better at SFM is the beginning of the end for humanity

    • @joeykhoury6384
      @joeykhoury6384 2 роки тому +6

      he uses a mocap suit

    • @spicysalad3013
      @spicysalad3013 2 роки тому +4

      @@joeykhoury6384 so what?

    • @hiemalseeker6681
      @hiemalseeker6681 2 роки тому

      The mocap is used for the different models he uses with the more realistic movement and not just using SFM to animate all the models.