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  • @blue_caduceus592
    @blue_caduceus592 4 роки тому +5568

    "I only have to hit you once, Dexnerd."
    No quote has ever summed up my Dark Souls experience more than this.

    • @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong
      @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong 4 роки тому +320

      I remember back in DS1 when poise was busted and STR builds were just "I'm gonna hit you with this length of girder and there is NOTHING you can do to stop me"

    • @トーキ-g8v
      @トーキ-g8v 4 роки тому +33

      Funny Valentine Did Nothing Wrong everyone forgets that somehow

    • @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong
      @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong 4 роки тому +92

      @@トーキ-g8v Because the other games neutered it to hell and back, to the point where "Poise" in DS3 amounted to nothing more than extra frames of hyper armor on attacks.

    • @トーキ-g8v
      @トーキ-g8v 4 роки тому +33

      @@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong it's a decent balance compared to the two extremes kown as ds1,ds2 and des, I personally prefer Ds3's style a lot

    • @pixelman6193
      @pixelman6193 4 роки тому +28

      @William Mlenar *pulls out gaels greatsword*
      *Proceeds to spin and Chase you down with weapon art*

  • @J_Squatch
    @J_Squatch 4 роки тому +5289

    The letter greetings of various military equipment:
    _Bullets:_ "Dear..."
    _Magazines:_ "To the company of..."
    _Full auto:_ "As per my last email..."
    _Explosive ordinance:_ " To whom it may concern..."
    _Air strikes and artillery:_ "This is a public service announcement."

  • @alexmarshall5672
    @alexmarshall5672 4 роки тому +3874

    "THERES A VARIETY OF EXOTIC MEATS BRO" i was screaming with laughter because he sounded genuinely offended by "ITS A FUCKING POT OF C H E E S E"

    • @GamerHubbyJ
      @GamerHubbyJ 3 роки тому +200

      WHAT DO I DO WITH THE MEAT-

    • @rage3490
      @rage3490 3 роки тому +84

      This the most cursed i have ever seen the word C H E E S E

    • @ProblemChild_The2nd
      @ProblemChild_The2nd 3 роки тому +67

      I can officially confirm that the melting pot is fucking delicious.

    • @ProblemChild_The2nd
      @ProblemChild_The2nd 3 роки тому +36

      It’s my personal favorite restaurant for birthdays.

    • @tinasky7897
      @tinasky7897 2 роки тому +6

      My god damn hurts so much someone help

  • @nebula081
    @nebula081 3 роки тому +1151

    I love how Geuce just looses it over convincing everyone that the melting pot isn't bad.

    • @ProblemChild_The2nd
      @ProblemChild_The2nd 3 роки тому +51

      I would do the same. That place is great.

    • @maximpyke9288
      @maximpyke9288 2 роки тому +18

      @@ProblemChild_The2nd I tried some melting pot and it is good.

    • @trigger5258
      @trigger5258 2 роки тому +15

      Badger fucked it up with that description

    • @curiousKuro16
      @curiousKuro16 2 роки тому +4

      I've never heard of such a place but it sounds right.

    • @doctorwho3708
      @doctorwho3708 2 роки тому +12

      They way they explain the melting pot and why it bad, you can tell they NEVER been to one.

  • @zach1972
    @zach1972 4 роки тому +7306

    I can only imagine how chaoticly epic running a game of D&D for these dudes would be

    • @yushakader4991
      @yushakader4991 4 роки тому +840

      Badger would be the guy to ignore all negotiations or law enforcement and just charge

    • @donovanhenrickson3943
      @donovanhenrickson3943 4 роки тому +229

      Yes that would be fucking awesome

    • @madjax6613
      @madjax6613 4 роки тому +345

      Ultimate Murder hobo party

    • @VGodot-pg7rs
      @VGodot-pg7rs 4 роки тому +170

      To probably quote bajur “can I roll for my penis size? *rolls nat-20*

    • @ricktherock
      @ricktherock 4 роки тому +72

      @@VGodot-pg7rs I'm so happy to hear my idiot group wasn't the only one to do that...

  • @ct0920
    @ct0920 4 роки тому +4471

    “The primary use of this round is to violate the Geneva convention.”

    • @UnfitToLive
      @UnfitToLive 4 роки тому +56

      We could do with more of that!

    • @andyco94
      @andyco94 4 роки тому +51

      Laughs in 183mm HESH

    • @thetrexgaming901
      @thetrexgaming901 4 роки тому +45

      @@andyco94 *Laughs in 203mm HEATFIAPCRHPFSDS*

    • @andyco94
      @andyco94 4 роки тому +15

      Sadly the new update, that's being tested on the test servers, is nerfing all forms of High Explosives from what I've heard.

    • @thetrexgaming901
      @thetrexgaming901 4 роки тому +6

      Big oof

  • @thiccthorson
    @thiccthorson 4 роки тому +6690

    I wanna have an audiobook of Skullker reading Hamlet through a pitch corrector

    • @brianpatterson2789
      @brianpatterson2789 3 роки тому +183

      I *wAnT*

    • @stupidpianoman
      @stupidpianoman 3 роки тому +63

      Yes please

    • @Gojimon630
      @Gojimon630 3 роки тому +141

      How bout skulker reading hamilton but not singing

    • @torchman99
      @torchman99 3 роки тому +175

      Imagine Romeo and Juliet
      "o RoMeO, o rOmEo, WhErEfOrE ArT ThOU RoMEo?"

    • @song6771
      @song6771 3 роки тому +36

      Fr tho, he could probably be a good narrator even without it....
      But who wants that?? :D

  • @SapphireCrusader1988
    @SapphireCrusader1988 3 роки тому +825

    As a former employee of the Melting Pot, I totally agree that it leaves a lot to be desired. I also can say that cleaning the used cheese bowls is utter torture.

    • @ProblemChild_The2nd
      @ProblemChild_The2nd 3 роки тому +45

      How do you feel about the desserts there tho. I personally think it’s delicious. S’more is my favorite. My family liked the one called “Flaming Turtle” tho. I still wouldn’t wanna clean the bowl tho, mad respect for doing that.

    • @SapphireCrusader1988
      @SapphireCrusader1988 3 роки тому +37

      @@ProblemChild_The2nd Thank you. I don't remember the desserts all that much. Just the cheese.

    • @thenotoriousguy
      @thenotoriousguy 3 роки тому +40

      @@SapphireCrusader1988 never forget the cheese, always the cheese

    • @Dragonspirit223
      @Dragonspirit223 2 роки тому +32

      @@SapphireCrusader1988 while not quite the same, I work at a Barbecue restaurant as a dishwasher.
      The 3 mainthings I fear most is our Mac and Cheese pans, the Macaroni Pot (where we boil the noodles, it gets all gluteny (not sure how to explain it really)), and the meat trays that have grease on it; especially when there's four or five that have been sitting for at least an hour and are given at the same time.
      TL:DR Spreaking from a slightly different angle, yeah, Cheese is a pain to clean, especially when it sits out for at least 30 minutes.

    • @SapphireCrusader1988
      @SapphireCrusader1988 2 роки тому +17

      @@Dragonspirit223 My sympathies, brother of the dish pit.

  • @slaughter5616
    @slaughter5616 4 роки тому +1016

    “It’s more like a romantic restaurant than a family restaurant”
    “ITS A FUCKING POT OF CHEESE”
    I laughed for like 30 minutes

    • @jean-lucduchatellier8459
      @jean-lucduchatellier8459 4 роки тому +13

      I replayed that bit 3 times YO🤣

    • @d4nro_
      @d4nro_ 4 роки тому +12

      This shits funnier when your high bro I'm cryin 😂😂

    • @gjinhaxhiu2806
      @gjinhaxhiu2806 4 роки тому +5

      this comment reeks of tumblr

    • @rmgelite3967
      @rmgelite3967 4 роки тому +45

      I laughed so fucking hard to this part, especially to Heavenly mic distortingly saying: *"THERE'S NO BITCH OUT THERE THAT I'M TAKIN' TO THE MELTING POT!"*

    • @shauneakles472
      @shauneakles472 4 роки тому +14

      I honestly wanted them to keep going, I was actually disappointed when it cut back to the game.

  • @aussiepuppet5250
    @aussiepuppet5250 4 роки тому +1888

    “British people are just Australians who aren’t far enough into the skill tree yet.”
    Jesus Christ this is the best analogy I have ever heard .

    • @LordBloodraven
      @LordBloodraven 4 роки тому +91

      British people are just Australians who haven't been arrested and sentenced to exile in a penal colony.

    • @AxelDeSade
      @AxelDeSade 4 роки тому +5

      I wasn't even mad when I heard that.

    • @ConradTheLonelyStump
      @ConradTheLonelyStump 4 роки тому +57

      If that's the case, are Irish and Scots alternate skill trees, or alternate starting races?

    • @aussiepuppet5250
      @aussiepuppet5250 4 роки тому +30

      Clash Bandikute alternate trees. They have different skill sets.

    • @joshualaing9711
      @joshualaing9711 4 роки тому +23

      As an British person, I can confirm I am new to the game

  • @DevsClips
    @DevsClips 4 роки тому +677

    "The Melting Pot is more of a romantic restaurant than a family restaurant."
    "IT'S A FOKEN POT OF CHEESE!"
    "THERE IS NO BITCH OUT THERE THAT I'M TAKING TO THE MELTING POT!"
    this is the quality content i come here to see

    • @attilakovacs5040
      @attilakovacs5040 4 роки тому +16

      Dev Nerd but otherwise how tf is the Melting Pot is a romantic restaurant? It really is a fucking pot of cheese....

    • @noahjacoby-twigg6488
      @noahjacoby-twigg6488 4 роки тому +13

      @@attilakovacs5040 fondue. is. *romantic* !

    • @vincentrees4970
      @vincentrees4970 4 роки тому +10

      Points for him trying to explain how it's romantic, but BOI NO NORMAL WOMAN IS GOING ON A DATE TO A MELTING POT 🤨🤣

    • @noahjacoby-twigg6488
      @noahjacoby-twigg6488 4 роки тому +6

      @@vincentrees4970 insult my girlfriend again. SEE WHAT HAPPENS! also, they serve chocolate fondue as dessert and have various ways of cooking meats. I've been there. it was awesome.

    • @danielschmitt6026
      @danielschmitt6026 4 роки тому +9

      Badger just laughing his ass off in the background is my favorite part of that clip.

  • @MoonlitRose101
    @MoonlitRose101 3 роки тому +688

    Every TF2 player: oh no
    The crits
    *They're spreading*

  • @Mess0fAJess
    @Mess0fAJess 4 роки тому +985

    Skulker uses Pedalboard 2 to do his voice changing stuff. Now go and be chaotic Hamlet readers

    • @mikochamp8848
      @mikochamp8848 3 роки тому +26

      Noooooooo... No way... Ima gon' check dat real quick

    • @Mess0fAJess
      @Mess0fAJess 3 роки тому +42

      @@mikochamp8848 it's a base program you have to install some other stuff into, i'm not sure which ones skulker uses

    • @mikochamp8848
      @mikochamp8848 3 роки тому +42

      @@Mess0fAJess You responded in mere hours after posting this a year ago. Wow. Anyways, thanks even for the base program.

    • @its_only_karma7440
      @its_only_karma7440 3 роки тому +21

      @@mikochamp8848 Bager's videos are timeless

    • @mikochamp8848
      @mikochamp8848 3 роки тому +18

      @@its_only_karma7440 100% agree. But he would've gone away long ago without the gang

  • @megafooget9475
    @megafooget9475 4 роки тому +436

    Skulker: taunts dustin using soundboard
    Dirtbag Dustin, eyes glowing: "you talking mad shit for someone within artillery distance"

    • @lybliethetriggered4551
      @lybliethetriggered4551 4 роки тому +20

      Everyone is within artillery distance if you're good enough.

    • @zacksilverstone7642
      @zacksilverstone7642 4 роки тому +4

      FOR THE EMPEROR!

    • @lybliethetriggered4551
      @lybliethetriggered4551 4 роки тому +4

      I swear to God that the next person to say that Isn't going to have to worry about the Russians.

    • @Ajc-ni3xn
      @Ajc-ni3xn 4 роки тому +2

      LYBLIETHE TRIGGERED everything is artillery if you’re good enough.

    • @lybliethetriggered4551
      @lybliethetriggered4551 4 роки тому +2

      *Insert, "Oh yeah, it's all coming together."*

  • @jjrotello2912
    @jjrotello2912 4 роки тому +1447

    5:30
    Roughly the best part of the video. But Skulker has the soundboard that "...maKes It SoUnDs SuPeR sCuFfEd."

    • @concerningcards1484
      @concerningcards1484 4 роки тому +16

      Bro how did he do that

    • @jjrotello2912
      @jjrotello2912 4 роки тому +61

      @@concerningcards1484 his voice changer has a specific tone set. Whatever noise it picks up will correct it to a G note.

    • @cbryce0323
      @cbryce0323 4 роки тому +72

      Super scuffed is at 9:18

    • @jjrotello2912
      @jjrotello2912 4 роки тому +8

      @@cbryce0323 thanks

    • @saintlockxz
      @saintlockxz 4 роки тому +4

      @@cbryce0323 thank you

  • @rollothorson4992
    @rollothorson4992 3 роки тому +179

    9:17 this part it’s unlike anything else that I have seen on UA-cam, this is why we watch the Russian badger

  • @harrywhitby7144
    @harrywhitby7144 4 роки тому +1367

    Grouse: British people are just australians that havent gone far enought into the skill tree yet.
    Me, being Australian: why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?

    • @Dean123123100
      @Dean123123100 4 роки тому +34

      Aren't Austrailians just descendants of British prisoners left to die ?

    • @nachtderuntoten3682
      @nachtderuntoten3682 4 роки тому +17

      @The Vulcan I don’t remember entirely but I think your somewhat correct.

    • @cloaker609
      @cloaker609 4 роки тому +33

      @@Dean123123100 I think there were natives as well but I'm not sure but we definitely dumped our prisoners onto their land

    • @mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798
      @mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 4 роки тому +8

      Me, an intellectual: Because that's what heros do

    • @voidmer5545
      @voidmer5545 4 роки тому +18

      Australians are just British people who went down the rogue skill tree.

  • @seagullsays5831
    @seagullsays5831 4 роки тому +262

    "All 3 of us in Valentines using HEAT rounds."
    I guarantee you that the enemy team spent most of their game just screeching.

    • @nuclearspace5058
      @nuclearspace5058 4 роки тому +2

      SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @ravenatort
    @ravenatort 4 роки тому +377

    *"IT'S A FUCKEN POT OF CHEESE!"*
    That had me dying SO HARD.

    • @aussiepuppet5250
      @aussiepuppet5250 4 роки тому +19

      “I’M MAKIN’ MAC’N CHEESE! AND NOBADY CAN STAHP ME!”
      Cheese quotes are goat

    • @jawst1n175
      @jawst1n175 4 роки тому +21

      “There’s a main course with meat-“ “WHAT DO I DO WITH THE MEAT”

    • @TheCooldog
      @TheCooldog 4 роки тому +8

      *The Aftermath of CostCo selling 27 pound buckets of mac n cheese*

    • @havenbrush7100
      @havenbrush7100 4 роки тому +1

      @@u5w1ii2jrhrejw it sounds awesome

    • @choptop84
      @choptop84 4 роки тому

      Same

  • @nzo9487
    @nzo9487 3 роки тому +217

    4:45 I now think of this when my professor says ‘America is a cultural melting pot’

    • @williamsantamaria2813
      @williamsantamaria2813 3 роки тому +20

      “ It’s a fucking pot of *CHEESE!* “

    • @denmark1226
      @denmark1226 2 роки тому +11

      "There is no bitch out there that I am taking to America"

    • @Bendan
      @Bendan 2 роки тому +2

      So that’s why white people like cheese so much

    • @t.cameron3365
      @t.cameron3365 Рік тому

      America is indeed a cheese bath

  • @franklinkinmartin
    @franklinkinmartin 4 роки тому +253

    My swim coach: College will eat you alive
    Me, staring into her very soul: NOT IF I EAT IT FIRST

  • @AstroCantType
    @AstroCantType 4 роки тому +692

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Badger: “Sho lemme talk about dis here standin desk”

  • @Flaming_Saturn
    @Flaming_Saturn 4 роки тому +483

    “Not funny, didn’t B R U H.”
    -TheRussianBadger 2019

    • @bloodlove93
      @bloodlove93 4 роки тому +13

      @@dirtiscake4701 still a thousand times funnier than the
      Nobody :
      Not a soul :
      Type meme template.. Now those are just brainless drivel incarnate.

    • @CharlesBalester
      @CharlesBalester 4 роки тому

      @@bloodlove93 Red.

    • @bloodlove93
      @bloodlove93 4 роки тому +2

      @@CharlesBalester Vs blue.
      Okay but seriously... What? Is responding to people who weren't addressing you by saying a color a hobby of yours or is there a point to this that I'm not getting?

    • @Numbers1315
      @Numbers1315 4 роки тому +1

      Actually it was skullker

    • @CharlesBalester
      @CharlesBalester 4 роки тому

      @@bloodlove93 for clarification, I was making a joke on how there is a new meme which is just a red background with the word "Red" in impact font. That is what I consider the dumbest meme as of 2019

  • @andrewelliott1592
    @andrewelliott1592 2 роки тому +35

    Still one of the greatest UA-cam videos of all time. "The Melting Pot Discussion" is too iconic

  • @nikriin3736
    @nikriin3736 4 роки тому +5151

    *Posted 5 seconds ago*
    Aight, wait a moment
    EDIT:
    Due to others still wasting their time waiting around I've decided to waste your time by other means. These means include:
    1. Reading through the 150+ comments to find the few who have been told the next step.
    2. Waiting for this comment to be edited again. This will be done after more people have decided on their own that I am still not aware of the fact that others are continuing to waste their time telling me to tell them to stop waiting.
    Also
    G L O R I O U S
    S U C C E S S

  • @theone-sidedcoin9602
    @theone-sidedcoin9602 4 роки тому +66

    9:21
    That's the most excited anyone has ever been to read Hamlet.

  • @thatguy3610
    @thatguy3610 4 роки тому +272

    “I don’t wanna be “that guy”, but I killed 6 tanks”
    Me: ...... *IMPOSTER*

  • @THEEND4444
    @THEEND4444 2 роки тому +30

    2:17
    “You here that Boomer?”
    “There’s a Boomer around here!”
    Left 4 Dead created god tier sh*tposting and I love it.

  • @nightmareblocks
    @nightmareblocks 4 роки тому +695

    "What do I do with the MEAT?!" I'm just straight dead

  • @Evan24_7
    @Evan24_7 4 роки тому +1447

    “I feel like it’s definitely more of a romantic restaurant.”
    “ITS A F***ING POT OF CHEESE!!!”
    I’m dead 😆

    • @khorkhi7107
      @khorkhi7107 4 роки тому +26

      What a shame.
      He was a good man.
      What a rotten way to die.

    • @fluffycyborgs
      @fluffycyborgs 3 роки тому +1

      It really is tho.

    • @solo8734
      @solo8734 3 роки тому +18

      THERE IS NO BITCH OUT THERE, THAT I'M TAKING TO THE MELTING POT

    • @fluffycyborgs
      @fluffycyborgs 3 роки тому +11

      My wife loves the metling pot. We both chubby and chubby girls are better in bed

    • @trickshotcrhk
      @trickshotcrhk 3 роки тому +14

      @@solo8734 ITS NOT JUST CHEESE! THERE'S A MAIN COURSE OF VARIOUS EXOTIC MEATS BRO! OK!?

  • @CrazyGamer-dz7du
    @CrazyGamer-dz7du 4 роки тому +742

    All I can imagine when I hear “long live the king” is nier automata

    • @PheonyxJay
      @PheonyxJay 4 роки тому +9

      Exactly

    • @justinpohl8986
      @justinpohl8986 4 роки тому +8

      Agreed

    • @Mariodash23
      @Mariodash23 4 роки тому +24

      BECOME AS GODS

    • @shallowk3741
      @shallowk3741 3 роки тому +12

      Glory for Mankind

    • @FudgeNukemPSN
      @FudgeNukemPSN 3 роки тому +24

      Y O U H A V E L I V E D Y O U R E N T I R E L I V E S F O R T H I S O N E S I N G U L A R M O M E N T!
      F O R T H E F O R R E S T K I I I I I N N N G G!!!
      dur hurr energy hammer go bonk

  • @OnyxTheWiseWolf
    @OnyxTheWiseWolf Рік тому +79

    Coming back and realizing someone predicted balloons being shot down by an F-22 three years ago is hilarious to me.

    • @jackschultz2740
      @jackschultz2740 Рік тому +1

      Ikr

    • @rumifernandez2550
      @rumifernandez2550 11 місяців тому +1

      Wait what… did that happen?

    • @OnyxTheWiseWolf
      @OnyxTheWiseWolf 11 місяців тому

      @@rumifernandez2550 chinese spy balloon over the US, got downed by an f-22 earlier this year.

    • @isaiahgeorge906
      @isaiahgeorge906 7 місяців тому

      @@rumifernandez2550 Yeah, the whole Chinese spy balloon thing that went on.

    • @rumifernandez2550
      @rumifernandez2550 7 місяців тому

      @@isaiahgeorge906 oooooooooh. that do make sense now.

  • @nobodysman143
    @nobodysman143 4 роки тому +565

    Oh boy, HEAT Rounds, or as we veteran players call it at all tiers:
    *C A N C E R*

    • @raifparker3990
      @raifparker3990 4 роки тому +22

      My first thought. This video was good but hard to watch knowing what the enemy team was feeling.

    • @tutel19
      @tutel19 4 роки тому +14

      My favorite number on the keypad is 2

    • @F4nta5y
      @F4nta5y 4 роки тому +1

      Theres a boomer around here.

    • @ratman-f1b
      @ratman-f1b 4 роки тому

      i dont remember them being that OP from when i played

    • @happyjohn354
      @happyjohn354 4 роки тому +1

      i miss firing AP out of arty...

  • @relixnova251
    @relixnova251 4 роки тому +334

    Skulker sounding like a phantom menace droid.
    “LONG LIVE THE KING”

    • @scpstudent7978
      @scpstudent7978 4 роки тому +12

      I was thinking of the robots from nier automata

    • @fenrisinfernum2343
      @fenrisinfernum2343 4 роки тому +16

      Was he doing that through his soundboard? Because dear GOD i want whatever he was using to do that to his voice.

    • @nuclearavenger8625
      @nuclearavenger8625 4 роки тому

      @@fenrisinfernum2343 I think it was auto tuning his voice to match G Minor. (Or major.)

    • @LordSyClone
      @LordSyClone 4 роки тому

      Nuclear Avenger what program did he use?

    • @nuclearavenger8625
      @nuclearavenger8625 4 роки тому +1

      @@LordSyClone unsure. In still trying to figure that bit out

  • @benc.1197
    @benc.1197 4 роки тому +1085

    "Before I explain what a HEAT round is."
    Acting like I, an American, do not know about a type of ammunition.

    • @raulphilipgoco403
      @raulphilipgoco403 4 роки тому +66

      Ben imagine if they made a HEAT round the size of a 50.cal.

    • @themanwithoutaplan9389
      @themanwithoutaplan9389 4 роки тому +48

      Raul Philip Goco stop I can only get so erect

    • @raulphilipgoco403
      @raulphilipgoco403 4 роки тому +15

      The Man Without a Plan trust me it would get better if it was the size of a .950

    • @leroydanger1310
      @leroydanger1310 4 роки тому +4

      honestly

    • @raulphilipgoco403
      @raulphilipgoco403 4 роки тому +18

      Aidan Hall now take that and shoot it at infantry. And there you go you broke the Geneva conventions.

  • @witherwolf1752
    @witherwolf1752 3 роки тому +28

    5:20 it’s a FUcKiNg POT Of CHEESE

  • @jacketfrommiami3112
    @jacketfrommiami3112 4 роки тому +591

    G note hamlet is now the best thing ever for me

    • @Syndylon
      @Syndylon 4 роки тому +18

      Skulker should do more of that voice thing

    • @robbieschertz3726
      @robbieschertz3726 4 роки тому +6

      What soundboard does he use?

    • @AfroHayot
      @AfroHayot 4 роки тому +19

      LoNG LiVe THe KInG

    • @Boringspy
      @Boringspy 4 роки тому +6

      Jacket From Miami long live the king!

    • @Thereaper-fk6eh
      @Thereaper-fk6eh 4 роки тому +6

      Jacket From Miami do you know how to do that cause a really want to make a video reading hamlet in g note

  • @CaptainMLonsdale
    @CaptainMLonsdale 4 роки тому +514

    "The primary use of this round is to violate the Geneva Convention"
    Like i never heard that before!
    *Cough, Cough HOLLOW POINT ROUNDS!!!*

    • @austinbutcher8106
      @austinbutcher8106 4 роки тому +28

      *cough cough* nuclear weapons

    • @KaiTheRedWarrior8244
      @KaiTheRedWarrior8244 4 роки тому +29

      *cough cough* biological or chemical weapons

    • @pablocruz5613
      @pablocruz5613 4 роки тому +34

      **cough cough** White Phosphorus

    • @happyjohn354
      @happyjohn354 4 роки тому +48

      i really want some white phosphorus buckshot... or maybe slug... could you imagine the court case that would have where you would have to explain why you lit a home intruder on fire from the inside out?

    • @JTawesome92
      @JTawesome92 3 роки тому +12

      I thought it was The Geneva Suggestions

  • @JojokimVT
    @JojokimVT 4 роки тому +296

    Sitting on a chair: Not funny, didn't laugh
    Standing infront of a standing desk (as you do, obviously): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • @cosmicboi1650
    @cosmicboi1650 3 роки тому +26

    Life of Boris watching in the back seeing heat rounds: *phone dial* "Anatoli, I have found, THE ULTIMATE SLAVIC AMMUNITION."

  • @shuhratkessikbayev8886
    @shuhratkessikbayev8886 4 роки тому +378

    "If you guys don't let me finish my f-"
    Can we get an F in chat for the guy who got interrupted 3 times in the beginning alone?

  • @maynardz03
    @maynardz03 4 роки тому +128

    "the primary purpose of this round is to violate the geneva convention"

    • @larch6509
      @larch6509 4 роки тому +1

      Maynard Zervantian I’m dead

    • @soa0
      @soa0 4 роки тому

      So I just uploaded a comedy skit on hitman 2 and I'd be glad if anyone could check it 0ut and drop a sub or like. Caűse that would be cool, ya know. But n[] girls, I swear if I see one girl

    • @ncrveteranranger1386
      @ncrveteranranger1386 4 роки тому

      Also to destroy hover dam!

  • @dominicalcatraz4834
    @dominicalcatraz4834 4 роки тому +91

    "British people are just Australians that haven't gone far enough into the skill tree yet."
    *Captain Price wants to know your location*

    • @lordmerp1498
      @lordmerp1498 4 роки тому +1

      What kind of name is Soap? How did a muppet like you get passed selection?

    • @6Six6Six6Bruh
      @6Six6Six6Bruh 4 роки тому

      Dominic Alcatraz tii ok captain price
      Bob Semple wants to know your location

    • @dominicalcatraz4834
      @dominicalcatraz4834 4 роки тому +1

      @ItsY0BoiAndre thanks, can't believe it's gotten this popular of a comment, thanks for commenting on this, I thought it was a good one but holy crap 🤣 means alot

  • @deathsagent3209
    @deathsagent3209 2 роки тому +33

    8:08, though badger’s tank was farther he still shot first, so the round had more velocity behind it

  • @ModernRep1952
    @ModernRep1952 4 роки тому +103

    “The primary use of this round is to violate the Geneva Convention.” An unknown tanker armed with a sound board.

  • @bluenight104
    @bluenight104 4 роки тому +418

    “Trebuchets will always be better than catapults” -*For Honor senses tingling*

  • @CaptainDavyJones
    @CaptainDavyJones 4 роки тому +190

    *tf2 has entered the chat*
    Tf2: SO YALL HEARD ABOUT RANDOM CRITS???

  • @swordini190
    @swordini190 3 роки тому +66

    0:34 How landing random crit rockets feel in TF2

  • @sillylittleowlguy2392
    @sillylittleowlguy2392 4 роки тому +120

    Nobody:
    Skulker with a soundboard: burping down a infinite hallway

    • @LordBloodraven
      @LordBloodraven 4 роки тому +11

      Not quite as funny as the sound of an uncooked turkey running down a hallway.

    • @redcrewmate8103
      @redcrewmate8103 4 роки тому +4

      Lord Bloodraven I fear no man but that thing uncooked turkey running down a hallway it scares me

  • @collincalhoun3521
    @collincalhoun3521 4 роки тому +362

    and then there's chunky... He's dead.

    • @anticksss
      @anticksss 4 роки тому +11

      DK
      Chunky's dead!

    • @sirsmiteful6285
      @sirsmiteful6285 4 роки тому +1

      Collin Calhoun Speaking of Chunky, when is Badjur making the Gunner class video for Division 2?

    • @extinction3926
      @extinction3926 4 роки тому +1

      DEE KAY
      CHUNKYS DEAD
      DEE KAY
      DONKEY KONG

  • @Morris__
    @Morris__ 4 роки тому +224

    “its like launching a Miata at somebody”
    -Badger2k19 :,)

  • @GlacierTheTurtle
    @GlacierTheTurtle 2 роки тому +12

    10:20 imagine getting immortalized in a Badger video

  • @DutchGingy
    @DutchGingy 4 роки тому +73

    Me: “so badger what did you bring to the party”
    Badger:(eyes glowing red holding a tank shell) HEAT!

    • @HeyItzZedd
      @HeyItzZedd 4 роки тому

      hes in HEAT

    • @mrsniffles3311
      @mrsniffles3311 4 роки тому +1

      yes yes that is good and all badger but can you say WEARENUMBERONE

  • @BigOSnackary
    @BigOSnackary 4 роки тому +157

    I couldn’t stop laughing when he started auto tuning his voice.

  • @itzmelandon
    @itzmelandon 4 роки тому +211

    “At my standing desk”
    -Badger 2019
    Edit: wow I’ve never had more than 10 likes, thanks gamers.

    • @omegaryder7855
      @omegaryder7855 4 роки тому +5

      Landon he just uses it as a regular desk to flex on those with standing desks - his words not mine

    • @krispeybowl
      @krispeybowl 4 роки тому +1

      Just enjoy the damn likes don't edit

  • @GusCraft460
    @GusCraft460 3 роки тому +17

    Generally speaking, something with “anti” in its name is usually very effective against the word that comes after “anti.” So it shouldn’t come as a surprise that high explosive *anti tank* rounds are effective against *tanks.*

  • @ALTINMS
    @ALTINMS 4 роки тому +143

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Absolutely no one:
    Russianbadger: B U C K E T S

    • @adenkyramud5005
      @adenkyramud5005 4 роки тому +1

      W E T

    • @blackwatch1326
      @blackwatch1326 4 роки тому +3

      Soviet womble: who left Tom alone with the buckets

    • @adenkyramud5005
      @adenkyramud5005 4 роки тому +2

      @@blackwatch1326 we do not need more buckets Tom!!!

    • @adenkyramud5005
      @adenkyramud5005 4 роки тому +1

      @@blackwatch1326 shit man I'm drunk as hell... I'm laughing way too hard... heeeeeeelp

    • @bigguysmalllegs6024
      @bigguysmalllegs6024 4 роки тому +1

      Haha what a funny format for a comment! Very original, keep it up!

  • @camaku3084
    @camaku3084 4 роки тому +30

    Some guy: survives one heat round
    Badger and his squad: *There is another*

  • @ashe9421
    @ashe9421 4 роки тому +290

    If possible have Dustin in more vids cause he’s cool.

    • @pixelfencer
      @pixelfencer 4 роки тому +6

      Perhaps

    • @generalgrievous3667
      @generalgrievous3667 4 роки тому +3

      Jonas you stole my joke you little melee Kirby level of garbage

    • @dead-eyedevil3360
      @dead-eyedevil3360 4 роки тому +2

      I second this. Do it, or I'll nail you with my HEAT rounds.

  • @YTDariuS-my6dg
    @YTDariuS-my6dg 3 роки тому +28

    That quote: "I only have to hit you once, dexnerd" sounds so fucking Dark Souls it genuinely makes me happy to hear it.

  • @xzeno173
    @xzeno173 4 роки тому +121

    Heavenly:
    "what do I do with the meats"
    Me:dunk it in Tyne CHEESE

  • @thedenseone6443
    @thedenseone6443 4 роки тому +44

    God that “LoNg LiVe ThE kInG” bit had me DYING in class

  • @exponentialrage8112
    @exponentialrage8112 4 роки тому +306

    “Trebuchets are always gonna be better than catapults”
    *well yes, but actually... yes*

  • @mistahhbeangaming8127
    @mistahhbeangaming8127 3 роки тому +15

    I love how they become great friends with dirtbag Dustin so quickly

  • @jackuellee
    @jackuellee 4 роки тому +135

    “He’s got 23 health”
    It was a honor and a privilege

  • @Airrivalsgamer
    @Airrivalsgamer 4 роки тому +76

    Swiss guy here, i've heared someone has been talking shit about dipping random stuff in a pot of cheese.

  • @slowmo5186
    @slowmo5186 4 роки тому +306

    "World's greatest free to play game"
    *Depressed clem noises*

  • @Mr.Comedian42069
    @Mr.Comedian42069 3 роки тому +8

    0:08 INDEED, THIS EXTRA BLOOD FLOW TO MY FEET IS UNLEASHING THE FUNNY

  • @tooltiptinkerer
    @tooltiptinkerer 4 роки тому +207

    _"September 31st, er, September 30th"_
    - TheRussianBadger.

    • @soa0
      @soa0 4 роки тому

      So I just uploaded a comedy skit on hitm@n 2 and I'd be glad if anyone could check it out and drop a sub or like. Cause that would be c[]0l, ya kn0w. But no girls, I swear if I see one girl

    • @tooltiptinkerer
      @tooltiptinkerer 4 роки тому +1

      @@soa0 Begging for attention to your copy-paste channel on my comment isn't very cash-money of you.

    • @mack7235
      @mack7235 4 роки тому

      Tooltip Tinkerer bruh. Why does it matter

    • @nerdherd1819
      @nerdherd1819 4 роки тому

      Mack Williams, because someone is begging for subs and views on another dude’s comment, having no relation to the comment.

  • @noahgassler746
    @noahgassler746 4 роки тому +33

    9:10 the best quote from any Russian Badger video EVER

  • @poggersquirrel583
    @poggersquirrel583 4 роки тому +133

    In my mind, I thought heat rounds stood for “Hell, everywhere, any time.”

  • @casualmeta6249
    @casualmeta6249 3 роки тому +33

    PLEASE SOMEBODY FOR THE LOVE OF G O D TELL ME WHAT SKULLKER WAS USING, I NEED THAT IN MY LIFE

    • @darienb1127
      @darienb1127 2 роки тому

      I'm looking for it as well. If you find out, PLEASE tell me!

    • @jagne1767
      @jagne1767 2 роки тому

      Pedalboard 2, I think.
      Someone mentioned it.

  • @aristotle8813
    @aristotle8813 4 роки тому +36

    This video is even more funny when I’m at my
    S T A N D I N G D E S K

  • @KayveePlays
    @KayveePlays 4 роки тому +37

    "British people are just Australians that havn't gone far enough into the skill tree yet"
    As an Australian i have to agree.

  • @lorddiable
    @lorddiable 4 роки тому +74

    Disclaimer: HEAT rounds are premium rounds that cost a rather absurd amount of silver or a few premium currency gold per round, fighting like badger does here is not sustainable at most tiers and is basically paying for stronger shots.

    • @suburbandolphin724
      @suburbandolphin724 4 роки тому +13

      That’s one thing I’ve never liked about these videos he always uses stuff that’ll never be available for a long time in said games

    • @attackingthepanic596
      @attackingthepanic596 4 роки тому +3

      @@suburbandolphin724 From the video that weapon is pure cheese

    • @LordBloodraven
      @LordBloodraven 4 роки тому +4

      I only buy 3 rounds and use them very sparingly.
      Badger and friends were given press accounts to be able to showcase the new ammo type.

    • @tetanictomcat1299
      @tetanictomcat1299 4 роки тому +4

      Attacking the Panic! Everything is cheese at low tiers. Everyone has very little hp and armor.

    • @FlipJanson
      @FlipJanson 4 роки тому +4

      @@LordBloodraven "new ammo type"? HEAT has been around for ages.

  • @ThePuff18
    @ThePuff18 2 роки тому +6

    What each of the members have in their tac-sacs:
    Spencer/Bajur:
    A singular HEAT round
    Recording software
    A M32 Rotary Grenade Launcer
    Two tiny TABG keychains
    •Croc
    •Pickle
    Heavenly:
    Clonker baton
    Mozzie figurine
    An entire fucking artillery tank
    Grouse:
    One singular melting pot restaurant
    20 packs of 5 Gum/Spearmint
    Pack of Cores Light
    Skulker:
    Full size soundboard
    Hammer
    Anvil
    Bowling ball
    Literally anything you need to make sound effects
    Jello:
    Nothing but actually jello
    A bottomless can of monster

  • @friendlygoromorg9405
    @friendlygoromorg9405 4 роки тому +37

    "I can land 20 hits before you swing once"
    "But that one hit is all I will need"

  • @datalysjr3339
    @datalysjr3339 4 роки тому +73

    *No one*
    *Nut a soul*
    Badger: at my *standing desk*

    • @itzmelandon
      @itzmelandon 4 роки тому +1

      DatalysJR, are you challenging me?!

    • @synysterdax1593
      @synysterdax1593 4 роки тому

      I’m gonna nut a soul

    • @datalysjr3339
      @datalysjr3339 4 роки тому +2

      Landon Oh? You’re a approaching me? Instead of running away your coming right to me?

    • @iago110
      @iago110 4 роки тому +1

      Can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer

    • @datalysjr3339
      @datalysjr3339 4 роки тому +1

      Iago Oh ho! Then come as close as you like

  • @Saiyanking72
    @Saiyanking72 4 роки тому +36

    5:30 re watched that whole scene too many times XDXD

    • @SlayerHankgaming
      @SlayerHankgaming Рік тому +3

      "THERE IS NO BITCH OUT THERE THAT IM TAKING TO A MELTING POT!C

  • @JunkyardDigs
    @JunkyardDigs 3 роки тому +23

    Iowa is an early access game 😂😂

    • @Tristanstuff6988
      @Tristanstuff6988 2 роки тому

      I live in iowa and it is

    • @krodmandoon3479
      @krodmandoon3479 7 місяців тому

      Nah, it's been around too long for that. It's more like a game that launched broken and never got any real official support. Like a Troika game, or something.

    • @raymondchampion0
      @raymondchampion0 5 місяців тому

      I knew your ass was a tank nerd

  • @AxelDeSade
    @AxelDeSade 4 роки тому +36

    That "L0nG liVe tHe KiNg" sounds exactly like the forest machines from NeiR Automata.

    • @FudgeNukemPSN
      @FudgeNukemPSN 3 роки тому

      Y O U H A V E L I V E D Y O U R E N T I R E L I V E S F O R T H I S O N E S I N G U L A R M O M E N T!!
      F O R T H E F O R R E S T K I I I I I I N N N G G G!!!

  • @terencepaul7475
    @terencepaul7475 4 роки тому +25

    0:26 "Airborne! Wanna go blow up HQ?!"
    Ahhh finally, a Company of Heroes reference xD hahahaha

    • @undertow619
      @undertow619 4 роки тому +3

      He did it in the intro for Stonks too.
      German: Hey assholes. We're Panzer Grenadiers, not Panzers!

  • @drdoctormd6519
    @drdoctormd6519 4 роки тому +98

    Sees 'Random Crits'in the title:
    *TF2 Players dislike that*

    • @Dr.Lightning
      @Dr.Lightning 4 роки тому +10

      Justin Moore random crits are fair and balanced

    • @boochie-yj7un
      @boochie-yj7un 4 роки тому +2

      Strider Seignemartin random crits are fair and balanced

    • @thatguybrody4819
      @thatguybrody4819 4 роки тому +2

      the thing is random crits ARE fair and balanced.
      cept i need them because i usually run scout with stock bat as my main weapon.

    • @bandito_boye5235
      @bandito_boye5235 4 роки тому +2

      Everyone knows The Hot Hand is the best weapon

    • @jakejohnson718
      @jakejohnson718 4 роки тому +1

      @@boochie-yj7un random crits are fair and balanced

  • @bdavis6115
    @bdavis6115 Рік тому +2

    1:29 Badger out here predicting the future😂

  • @tombstone.actual
    @tombstone.actual 4 роки тому +21

    I've never laughed so hard until the bit at 5:25 came up lmfaoooo

    • @nateseed2858
      @nateseed2858 4 роки тому +6

      ITS A FUCKING POT OF CHEESE

    • @xzeno173
      @xzeno173 4 роки тому +3

      I've replayed this part for 1000+ times

  • @Cryzk_
    @Cryzk_ 4 роки тому +33

    9:27 reminds me of NieR: Automata so much with the robots

    • @StormyTh115
      @StormyTh115 4 роки тому +5

      I couldn't stop thinking of the "BECOME AS GODS!" part

    • @Cryzk_
      @Cryzk_ 4 роки тому +2

      @@StormyTh115 BECOME AS GODS... now i just wanna see badjur play NieR since its philosophical and he'd end up just making jokes

    • @StormyTh115
      @StormyTh115 4 роки тому +3

      @@Cryzk_ Now I really wanna see it. Let's start a petition!

    • @Cryzk_
      @Cryzk_ 4 роки тому +2

      @@StormyTh115 REVOLUTION! I MEAN PETITION

  • @masterzoroark6664
    @masterzoroark6664 4 роки тому +111

    11:07 12:01 31/10/19 I've been fending my home from waves of saber wielding skeletons for the last 2 hours

    • @TonTonTheBard
      @TonTonTheBard 4 роки тому +3

      The 19 assists.

    • @crypticparasite
      @crypticparasite 3 роки тому +4

      "Defending my home from saber wielding skeletons" what is this? Ninjago? 😂

    • @masterzoroark6664
      @masterzoroark6664 3 роки тому +2

      @@crypticparasite jeez, I am suprised someone still remembers this lego series and that it indeed had a fckin cartoon series

    • @crypticparasite
      @crypticparasite 3 роки тому +3

      @@masterzoroark6664 course bro, that show was my childhood

    • @MLGLionKnight
      @MLGLionKnight 3 роки тому

      @@crypticparasite do you remember Lego Legends of Chima

  • @aidenfurry471
    @aidenfurry471 3 роки тому +4

    "my condolences to your sourkraut wife"
    "I will send my condolences to your Kangaroo wife"-Rick May(R.I.P.)

  • @maxihaxi9787
    @maxihaxi9787 4 роки тому +105

    Let’s be real here fellas...y’all are here for the skulker soundboard

    • @u-9952
      @u-9952 3 роки тому +7

      I am here cuz cheese

    • @wwren
      @wwren 3 роки тому +3

      u right u right

  • @KyleSwanson14
    @KyleSwanson14 4 роки тому +54

    “British people are just Australians that haven’t hit the skill tree yet”
    😂😂😂

    • @benfenwick5403
      @benfenwick5403 4 роки тому

      Over way round

    • @GoTree64
      @GoTree64 4 роки тому

      @@benfenwick5403 nah they may have "Naval Long Distance IX", but they still haven't unlocked "Survival XV" and "Taming VII

    • @vulkan2253
      @vulkan2253 4 роки тому

      I’m big sad now

    • @TimDaCorgi
      @TimDaCorgi 4 роки тому

      "Iowa is an early-access game"

    • @micahporter75
      @micahporter75 4 роки тому +1

      Australians are just the British version of Texans if you know what I mean

  • @lukevinal4011
    @lukevinal4011 4 роки тому +42

    I love skulker with his soundboard. He really makes these videos for me as much as badger's editing.

  • @avalsnep9910
    @avalsnep9910 3 роки тому +20

    “stand and unfold yourself, LONG LIVE THE KING!”

  • @NinthRomance
    @NinthRomance 4 роки тому +216

    9:19 it onlg corrects to the note g huh ? My Chemical Romance fans everywhere are hurting now xc.

  • @GunRecon
    @GunRecon 4 роки тому +60

    "Strength builds are better than Dex"
    *Laughs in Dex/Magic hybrid

    • @wormy7279
      @wormy7279 4 роки тому +1

      Laughs in Dex based Armor Class

    • @beatzdyer
      @beatzdyer 4 роки тому +1

      dctindall Tindall I’m sorry I can’t hear you over the sounds of all the pain and anguish dark beads is causing

    • @exmachina1405
      @exmachina1405 4 роки тому

      HYPERDEX

    • @FVStageII-hg3dp
      @FVStageII-hg3dp 4 роки тому +1

      Strength/Faith build noises

    • @gipsydangeramericasmonster9632
      @gipsydangeramericasmonster9632 2 роки тому

      I just went pure carry weight, strength and health. I have also mastered smacking people through the walls around lothric (if they’re thin enough)

  • @yourlocalmemeandanimedeale807
    @yourlocalmemeandanimedeale807 4 роки тому +42

    " What do I do with the meat- "
    This part is so funny and can easily be misunderstood.

  • @alekane47
    @alekane47 3 роки тому +10

    When he said "ITS A POT OF CHEESE!" I died

  • @undertow619
    @undertow619 4 роки тому +57

    9:16
    What was Skulker messing around with to get that voice?

    • @joemam7446
      @joemam7446 3 роки тому +3

      check his twitch about page

  • @RainCloud123
    @RainCloud123 4 роки тому +82

    Nobody:
    Three Bager vids a row: *THE RIVER GOTTEM*

  • @SlushiiMusic
    @SlushiiMusic 4 роки тому +565

    Thanks for supporting my new track "I'd Do Anything" 💙💙💙

    • @santiagogarcia7213
      @santiagogarcia7213 4 роки тому +7

      bruh stfu what are u doing here?

    • @mrraptorzz5919
      @mrraptorzz5919 4 роки тому +41

      @@santiagogarcia7213 can u not be a bitch

    • @Sockjock83483
      @Sockjock83483 4 роки тому +16

      @@santiagogarcia7213 can u like, shut the fuck up

    • @Purpl3_0ni
      @Purpl3_0ni 3 роки тому +9

      YO SLUSHII WHATS GOOD?! 😃🤙

    • @thatone3590
      @thatone3590 3 роки тому +11

      @@santiagogarcia7213 because badger used his song and linked it. don't be a prick.

  • @matthewnoybn6656
    @matthewnoybn6656 3 роки тому +7

    9:27 he sounds like those little dudes from nier automata.