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  • @blue_caduceus592
    @blue_caduceus592 5 років тому +5691

    "I only have to hit you once, Dexnerd."
    No quote has ever summed up my Dark Souls experience more than this.

    • @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong
      @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong 4 роки тому +326

      I remember back in DS1 when poise was busted and STR builds were just "I'm gonna hit you with this length of girder and there is NOTHING you can do to stop me"

    • @トーキ-g8v
      @トーキ-g8v 4 роки тому +33

      Funny Valentine Did Nothing Wrong everyone forgets that somehow

    • @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong
      @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong 4 роки тому +93

      @@トーキ-g8v Because the other games neutered it to hell and back, to the point where "Poise" in DS3 amounted to nothing more than extra frames of hyper armor on attacks.

    • @トーキ-g8v
      @トーキ-g8v 4 роки тому +34

      @@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong it's a decent balance compared to the two extremes kown as ds1,ds2 and des, I personally prefer Ds3's style a lot

    • @pixelman6193
      @pixelman6193 4 роки тому +28

      @William Mlenar *pulls out gaels greatsword*
      *Proceeds to spin and Chase you down with weapon art*

  • @J_Squatch
    @J_Squatch 4 роки тому +5409

    The letter greetings of various military equipment:
    _Bullets:_ "Dear..."
    _Magazines:_ "To the company of..."
    _Full auto:_ "As per my last email..."
    _Explosive ordinance:_ " To whom it may concern..."
    _Air strikes and artillery:_ "This is a public service announcement."

  • @alexmarshall5672
    @alexmarshall5672 5 років тому +4072

    "THERES A VARIETY OF EXOTIC MEATS BRO" i was screaming with laughter because he sounded genuinely offended by "ITS A FUCKING POT OF C H E E S E"

    • @GamerHubbyJ
      @GamerHubbyJ 3 роки тому +205

      WHAT DO I DO WITH THE MEAT-

    • @rage3490
      @rage3490 3 роки тому +85

      This the most cursed i have ever seen the word C H E E S E

    • @ProblemChild_The2nd
      @ProblemChild_The2nd 3 роки тому +70

      I can officially confirm that the melting pot is fucking delicious.

    • @ProblemChild_The2nd
      @ProblemChild_The2nd 3 роки тому +35

      It’s my personal favorite restaurant for birthdays.

    • @tinasky7897
      @tinasky7897 3 роки тому +6

      My god damn hurts so much someone help

  • @SapphireCrusader1988
    @SapphireCrusader1988 3 роки тому +892

    As a former employee of the Melting Pot, I totally agree that it leaves a lot to be desired. I also can say that cleaning the used cheese bowls is utter torture.

    • @ProblemChild_The2nd
      @ProblemChild_The2nd 3 роки тому +47

      How do you feel about the desserts there tho. I personally think it’s delicious. S’more is my favorite. My family liked the one called “Flaming Turtle” tho. I still wouldn’t wanna clean the bowl tho, mad respect for doing that.

    • @SapphireCrusader1988
      @SapphireCrusader1988 3 роки тому +41

      @@ProblemChild_The2nd Thank you. I don't remember the desserts all that much. Just the cheese.

    • @thenotoriousguy
      @thenotoriousguy 3 роки тому +42

      @@SapphireCrusader1988 never forget the cheese, always the cheese

    • @Dragonspirit223
      @Dragonspirit223 3 роки тому +34

      @@SapphireCrusader1988 while not quite the same, I work at a Barbecue restaurant as a dishwasher.
      The 3 mainthings I fear most is our Mac and Cheese pans, the Macaroni Pot (where we boil the noodles, it gets all gluteny (not sure how to explain it really)), and the meat trays that have grease on it; especially when there's four or five that have been sitting for at least an hour and are given at the same time.
      TL:DR Spreaking from a slightly different angle, yeah, Cheese is a pain to clean, especially when it sits out for at least 30 minutes.

    • @SapphireCrusader1988
      @SapphireCrusader1988 3 роки тому +17

      @@Dragonspirit223 My sympathies, brother of the dish pit.

  • @zach1972
    @zach1972 5 років тому +7384

    I can only imagine how chaoticly epic running a game of D&D for these dudes would be

    • @yushakader4991
      @yushakader4991 4 роки тому +853

      Badger would be the guy to ignore all negotiations or law enforcement and just charge

    • @donovanhenrickson3943
      @donovanhenrickson3943 4 роки тому +233

      Yes that would be fucking awesome

    • @madjax6613
      @madjax6613 4 роки тому +348

      Ultimate Murder hobo party

    • @VGodot-pg7rs
      @VGodot-pg7rs 4 роки тому +170

      To probably quote bajur “can I roll for my penis size? *rolls nat-20*

    • @ricktherock
      @ricktherock 4 роки тому +72

      @@VGodot-pg7rs I'm so happy to hear my idiot group wasn't the only one to do that...

  • @nikriin3736
    @nikriin3736 5 років тому +5159

    *Posted 5 seconds ago*
    Aight, wait a moment
    EDIT:
    Due to others still wasting their time waiting around I've decided to waste your time by other means. These means include:
    1. Reading through the 150+ comments to find the few who have been told the next step.
    2. Waiting for this comment to be edited again. This will be done after more people have decided on their own that I am still not aware of the fact that others are continuing to waste their time telling me to tell them to stop waiting.
    Also
    G L O R I O U S
    S U C C E S S

  • @ct0920
    @ct0920 5 років тому +4530

    “The primary use of this round is to violate the Geneva convention.”

    • @UnfitToLive
      @UnfitToLive 5 років тому +56

      We could do with more of that!

    • @andyco94
      @andyco94 5 років тому +51

      Laughs in 183mm HESH

    • @thetrexgaming901
      @thetrexgaming901 5 років тому +45

      @@andyco94 *Laughs in 203mm HEATFIAPCRHPFSDS*

    • @andyco94
      @andyco94 5 років тому +15

      Sadly the new update, that's being tested on the test servers, is nerfing all forms of High Explosives from what I've heard.

    • @thetrexgaming901
      @thetrexgaming901 5 років тому +6

      Big oof

  • @nebula081
    @nebula081 3 роки тому +1199

    I love how Geuce just looses it over convincing everyone that the melting pot isn't bad.

    • @ProblemChild_The2nd
      @ProblemChild_The2nd 3 роки тому +51

      I would do the same. That place is great.

    • @maximpyke9288
      @maximpyke9288 2 роки тому +18

      @@ProblemChild_The2nd I tried some melting pot and it is good.

    • @trigger5258
      @trigger5258 2 роки тому +15

      Badger fucked it up with that description

    • @curiousKuro16
      @curiousKuro16 2 роки тому +4

      I've never heard of such a place but it sounds right.

    • @doctorwho3708
      @doctorwho3708 2 роки тому +12

      They way they explain the melting pot and why it bad, you can tell they NEVER been to one.

  • @thiccthorson
    @thiccthorson 4 роки тому +6756

    I wanna have an audiobook of Skullker reading Hamlet through a pitch corrector

    • @brianpatterson2789
      @brianpatterson2789 4 роки тому +184

      I *wAnT*

    • @stupidpianoman
      @stupidpianoman 4 роки тому +63

      Yes please

    • @Gojimon630
      @Gojimon630 4 роки тому +142

      How bout skulker reading hamilton but not singing

    • @torchman99
      @torchman99 4 роки тому +175

      Imagine Romeo and Juliet
      "o RoMeO, o rOmEo, WhErEfOrE ArT ThOU RoMEo?"

    • @song6771
      @song6771 4 роки тому +36

      Fr tho, he could probably be a good narrator even without it....
      But who wants that?? :D

  • @jjrotello2912
    @jjrotello2912 5 років тому +1454

    5:30
    Roughly the best part of the video. But Skulker has the soundboard that "...maKes It SoUnDs SuPeR sCuFfEd."

    • @MargooseWeides
      @MargooseWeides 5 років тому +16

      Bro how did he do that

    • @jjrotello2912
      @jjrotello2912 5 років тому +61

      @@MargooseWeides his voice changer has a specific tone set. Whatever noise it picks up will correct it to a G note.

    • @cbryce0323
      @cbryce0323 5 років тому +72

      Super scuffed is at 9:18

    • @jjrotello2912
      @jjrotello2912 5 років тому +8

      @@cbryce0323 thanks

    • @saintlockxz
      @saintlockxz 5 років тому +4

      @@cbryce0323 thank you

  • @slaughter5616
    @slaughter5616 5 років тому +1046

    “It’s more like a romantic restaurant than a family restaurant”
    “ITS A FUCKING POT OF CHEESE”
    I laughed for like 30 minutes

    • @jean-lucduchatellier8459
      @jean-lucduchatellier8459 5 років тому +13

      I replayed that bit 3 times YO🤣

    • @d4nro_
      @d4nro_ 5 років тому +12

      This shits funnier when your high bro I'm cryin 😂😂

    • @gjinhaxhiu2806
      @gjinhaxhiu2806 5 років тому +5

      this comment reeks of tumblr

    • @rmgelite3967
      @rmgelite3967 5 років тому +46

      I laughed so fucking hard to this part, especially to Heavenly mic distortingly saying: *"THERE'S NO BITCH OUT THERE THAT I'M TAKIN' TO THE MELTING POT!"*

    • @shauneakles472
      @shauneakles472 5 років тому +14

      I honestly wanted them to keep going, I was actually disappointed when it cut back to the game.

  • @MoonlitRose101
    @MoonlitRose101 4 роки тому +701

    Every TF2 player: oh no
    The crits
    *They're spreading*

  • @DevsClips
    @DevsClips 5 років тому +684

    "The Melting Pot is more of a romantic restaurant than a family restaurant."
    "IT'S A FOKEN POT OF CHEESE!"
    "THERE IS NO BITCH OUT THERE THAT I'M TAKING TO THE MELTING POT!"
    this is the quality content i come here to see

    • @attilakovacs5040
      @attilakovacs5040 5 років тому +16

      Dev Nerd but otherwise how tf is the Melting Pot is a romantic restaurant? It really is a fucking pot of cheese....

    • @noahjacoby-twigg6488
      @noahjacoby-twigg6488 5 років тому +13

      @@attilakovacs5040 fondue. is. *romantic* !

    • @vincentrees4970
      @vincentrees4970 5 років тому +10

      Points for him trying to explain how it's romantic, but BOI NO NORMAL WOMAN IS GOING ON A DATE TO A MELTING POT 🤨🤣

    • @noahjacoby-twigg6488
      @noahjacoby-twigg6488 5 років тому +6

      @@vincentrees4970 insult my girlfriend again. SEE WHAT HAPPENS! also, they serve chocolate fondue as dessert and have various ways of cooking meats. I've been there. it was awesome.

    • @danielschmitt6026
      @danielschmitt6026 5 років тому +9

      Badger just laughing his ass off in the background is my favorite part of that clip.

  • @aussiepuppet5250
    @aussiepuppet5250 5 років тому +1899

    “British people are just Australians who aren’t far enough into the skill tree yet.”
    Jesus Christ this is the best analogy I have ever heard .

    • @LordBloodraven
      @LordBloodraven 5 років тому +91

      British people are just Australians who haven't been arrested and sentenced to exile in a penal colony.

    • @AxelDeSade
      @AxelDeSade 5 років тому +5

      I wasn't even mad when I heard that.

    • @ConradTheLonelyStump
      @ConradTheLonelyStump 5 років тому +57

      If that's the case, are Irish and Scots alternate skill trees, or alternate starting races?

    • @aussiepuppet5250
      @aussiepuppet5250 5 років тому +30

      Clash Bandikute alternate trees. They have different skill sets.

    • @joshualaing9711
      @joshualaing9711 5 років тому +23

      As an British person, I can confirm I am new to the game

  • @harrywhitby7144
    @harrywhitby7144 5 років тому +1382

    Grouse: British people are just australians that havent gone far enought into the skill tree yet.
    Me, being Australian: why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?

    • @Dean123123100
      @Dean123123100 4 роки тому +35

      Aren't Austrailians just descendants of British prisoners left to die ?

    • @nachtderuntoten3682
      @nachtderuntoten3682 4 роки тому +17

      @The Vulcan I don’t remember entirely but I think your somewhat correct.

    • @cloaker609
      @cloaker609 4 роки тому +33

      @@Dean123123100 I think there were natives as well but I'm not sure but we definitely dumped our prisoners onto their land

    • @mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798
      @mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 4 роки тому +8

      Me, an intellectual: Because that's what heros do

    • @voidmer5545
      @voidmer5545 4 роки тому +18

      Australians are just British people who went down the rogue skill tree.

  • @nzo9487
    @nzo9487 3 роки тому +218

    4:45 I now think of this when my professor says ‘America is a cultural melting pot’

    • @Voltamatum
      @Voltamatum 3 роки тому +20

      “ It’s a fucking pot of *CHEESE!* “

    • @denmark1226
      @denmark1226 2 роки тому +11

      "There is no bitch out there that I am taking to America"

    • @Bendan
      @Bendan 2 роки тому +2

      So that’s why white people like cheese so much

    • @t.cameron3365
      @t.cameron3365 Рік тому

      America is indeed a cheese bath

  • @megafooget9475
    @megafooget9475 5 років тому +442

    Skulker: taunts dustin using soundboard
    Dirtbag Dustin, eyes glowing: "you talking mad shit for someone within artillery distance"

    • @lybliethetriggered4551
      @lybliethetriggered4551 5 років тому +20

      Everyone is within artillery distance if you're good enough.

    • @zacksilverstone7642
      @zacksilverstone7642 5 років тому +4

      FOR THE EMPEROR!

    • @lybliethetriggered4551
      @lybliethetriggered4551 5 років тому +4

      I swear to God that the next person to say that Isn't going to have to worry about the Russians.

    • @Ajc-ni3xn
      @Ajc-ni3xn 5 років тому +2

      LYBLIETHE TRIGGERED everything is artillery if you’re good enough.

    • @lybliethetriggered4551
      @lybliethetriggered4551 5 років тому +2

      *Insert, "Oh yeah, it's all coming together."*

  • @seagullsays5831
    @seagullsays5831 5 років тому +270

    "All 3 of us in Valentines using HEAT rounds."
    I guarantee you that the enemy team spent most of their game just screeching.

    • @nuclearspace5058
      @nuclearspace5058 5 років тому +2

      SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @Mess0fAJess
    @Mess0fAJess 4 роки тому +1006

    Skulker uses Pedalboard 2 to do his voice changing stuff. Now go and be chaotic Hamlet readers

    • @mikochamp8848
      @mikochamp8848 3 роки тому +27

      Noooooooo... No way... Ima gon' check dat real quick

    • @Mess0fAJess
      @Mess0fAJess 3 роки тому +42

      @@mikochamp8848 it's a base program you have to install some other stuff into, i'm not sure which ones skulker uses

    • @mikochamp8848
      @mikochamp8848 3 роки тому +43

      @@Mess0fAJess You responded in mere hours after posting this a year ago. Wow. Anyways, thanks even for the base program.

    • @its_only_karma7440
      @its_only_karma7440 3 роки тому +21

      @@mikochamp8848 Bager's videos are timeless

    • @mikochamp8848
      @mikochamp8848 3 роки тому +19

      @@its_only_karma7440 100% agree. But he would've gone away long ago without the gang

  • @rollothorson4992
    @rollothorson4992 4 роки тому +181

    9:17 this part it’s unlike anything else that I have seen on UA-cam, this is why we watch the Russian badger

  • @franklinkinmartin
    @franklinkinmartin 5 років тому +254

    My swim coach: College will eat you alive
    Me, staring into her very soul: NOT IF I EAT IT FIRST

  • @AstroCantType
    @AstroCantType 5 років тому +692

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Badger: “Sho lemme talk about dis here standin desk”

  • @thatguy3610
    @thatguy3610 5 років тому +272

    “I don’t wanna be “that guy”, but I killed 6 tanks”
    Me: ...... *IMPOSTER*

  • @andrewelliott1592
    @andrewelliott1592 2 роки тому +36

    Still one of the greatest UA-cam videos of all time. "The Melting Pot Discussion" is too iconic

  • @nobodysman143
    @nobodysman143 5 років тому +568

    Oh boy, HEAT Rounds, or as we veteran players call it at all tiers:
    *C A N C E R*

    • @raifparker3990
      @raifparker3990 5 років тому +23

      My first thought. This video was good but hard to watch knowing what the enemy team was feeling.

    • @tutel19
      @tutel19 5 років тому +15

      My favorite number on the keypad is 2

    • @F4nta5y
      @F4nta5y 4 роки тому +2

      Theres a boomer around here.

    • @ratman-f1b
      @ratman-f1b 4 роки тому

      i dont remember them being that OP from when i played

    • @happyjohn354
      @happyjohn354 4 роки тому +1

      i miss firing AP out of arty...

  • @ravenatort
    @ravenatort 5 років тому +381

    *"IT'S A FUCKEN POT OF CHEESE!"*
    That had me dying SO HARD.

    • @aussiepuppet5250
      @aussiepuppet5250 5 років тому +19

      “I’M MAKIN’ MAC’N CHEESE! AND NOBADY CAN STAHP ME!”
      Cheese quotes are goat

    • @jawst1n175
      @jawst1n175 5 років тому +21

      “There’s a main course with meat-“ “WHAT DO I DO WITH THE MEAT”

    • @TheCooldog
      @TheCooldog 5 років тому +8

      *The Aftermath of CostCo selling 27 pound buckets of mac n cheese*

    • @havenbrush7100
      @havenbrush7100 5 років тому +1

      @@u5w1ii2jrhrejw it sounds awesome

    • @choptop84
      @choptop84 5 років тому

      Same

  • @Evan24_7
    @Evan24_7 4 роки тому +1446

    “I feel like it’s definitely more of a romantic restaurant.”
    “ITS A F***ING POT OF CHEESE!!!”
    I’m dead 😆

    • @khorkhi7107
      @khorkhi7107 4 роки тому +26

      What a shame.
      He was a good man.
      What a rotten way to die.

    • @fluffycyborgs
      @fluffycyborgs 4 роки тому +1

      It really is tho.

    • @solo8734
      @solo8734 4 роки тому +18

      THERE IS NO BITCH OUT THERE, THAT I'M TAKING TO THE MELTING POT

    • @fluffycyborgs
      @fluffycyborgs 4 роки тому +11

      My wife loves the metling pot. We both chubby and chubby girls are better in bed

    • @trickshotcrhk
      @trickshotcrhk 3 роки тому +14

      @@solo8734 ITS NOT JUST CHEESE! THERE'S A MAIN COURSE OF VARIOUS EXOTIC MEATS BRO! OK!?

  • @deathsagent3209
    @deathsagent3209 3 роки тому +33

    8:08, though badger’s tank was farther he still shot first, so the round had more velocity behind it

  • @theone-sidedcoin9602
    @theone-sidedcoin9602 5 років тому +71

    9:21
    That's the most excited anyone has ever been to read Hamlet.

    • @thomasrose2149
      @thomasrose2149 5 років тому +4

      I hope they bring that voice back.

    • @theone-sidedcoin9602
      @theone-sidedcoin9602 5 років тому +1

      @@thomasrose2149 Absolutely

    • @methos4866
      @methos4866 5 років тому +3

      That would be an audio book of Hamlet i'd be willing to listen to.

    • @libertyprime619
      @libertyprime619 5 років тому

      Hamlet is good like wtf

  • @CaptainMLonsdale
    @CaptainMLonsdale 5 років тому +515

    "The primary use of this round is to violate the Geneva Convention"
    Like i never heard that before!
    *Cough, Cough HOLLOW POINT ROUNDS!!!*

    • @austinbutcher8106
      @austinbutcher8106 4 роки тому +28

      *cough cough* nuclear weapons

    • @KaiTheRedWarrior8244
      @KaiTheRedWarrior8244 4 роки тому +29

      *cough cough* biological or chemical weapons

    • @pablocruz5613
      @pablocruz5613 4 роки тому +34

      **cough cough** White Phosphorus

    • @happyjohn354
      @happyjohn354 4 роки тому +48

      i really want some white phosphorus buckshot... or maybe slug... could you imagine the court case that would have where you would have to explain why you lit a home intruder on fire from the inside out?

    • @JTawesome92
      @JTawesome92 3 роки тому +12

      I thought it was The Geneva Suggestions

  • @jacketfrommiami3112
    @jacketfrommiami3112 5 років тому +595

    G note hamlet is now the best thing ever for me

    • @Syndylon
      @Syndylon 4 роки тому +18

      Skulker should do more of that voice thing

    • @Wolfman038
      @Wolfman038 4 роки тому +6

      What soundboard does he use?

    • @AfroHayot
      @AfroHayot 4 роки тому +19

      LoNG LiVe THe KInG

    • @Boringspy
      @Boringspy 4 роки тому +6

      Jacket From Miami long live the king!

    • @Thereaper-fk6eh
      @Thereaper-fk6eh 4 роки тому +6

      Jacket From Miami do you know how to do that cause a really want to make a video reading hamlet in g note

  • @THEEND4444
    @THEEND4444 2 роки тому +33

    2:17
    “You here that Boomer?”
    “There’s a Boomer around here!”
    Left 4 Dead created god tier sh*tposting and I love it.

  • @Flaming_Saturn
    @Flaming_Saturn 5 років тому +484

    “Not funny, didn’t B R U H.”
    -TheRussianBadger 2019

    • @bloodlove93
      @bloodlove93 5 років тому +13

      @@dirtiscake4701 still a thousand times funnier than the
      Nobody :
      Not a soul :
      Type meme template.. Now those are just brainless drivel incarnate.

    • @CharlesBalester
      @CharlesBalester 5 років тому

      @@bloodlove93 Red.

    • @bloodlove93
      @bloodlove93 5 років тому +2

      @@CharlesBalester Vs blue.
      Okay but seriously... What? Is responding to people who weren't addressing you by saying a color a hobby of yours or is there a point to this that I'm not getting?

    • @Numbers1315
      @Numbers1315 5 років тому +1

      Actually it was skullker

    • @CharlesBalester
      @CharlesBalester 5 років тому

      @@bloodlove93 for clarification, I was making a joke on how there is a new meme which is just a red background with the word "Red" in impact font. That is what I consider the dumbest meme as of 2019

  • @relixnova251
    @relixnova251 5 років тому +335

    Skulker sounding like a phantom menace droid.
    “LONG LIVE THE KING”

    • @scpstudent7978
      @scpstudent7978 5 років тому +12

      I was thinking of the robots from nier automata

    • @fenrisinfernum2343
      @fenrisinfernum2343 5 років тому +16

      Was he doing that through his soundboard? Because dear GOD i want whatever he was using to do that to his voice.

    • @nuclearavenger8625
      @nuclearavenger8625 5 років тому

      @@fenrisinfernum2343 I think it was auto tuning his voice to match G Minor. (Or major.)

    • @LordSyClone
      @LordSyClone 5 років тому

      Nuclear Avenger what program did he use?

    • @nuclearavenger8625
      @nuclearavenger8625 5 років тому +1

      @@LordSyClone unsure. In still trying to figure that bit out

  • @nightmareblocks
    @nightmareblocks 4 роки тому +695

    "What do I do with the MEAT?!" I'm just straight dead

  • @OnyxTheWiseWolf
    @OnyxTheWiseWolf Рік тому +81

    Coming back and realizing someone predicted balloons being shot down by an F-22 three years ago is hilarious to me.

    • @jackschultz2740
      @jackschultz2740 Рік тому +1

      Ikr

    • @rumifernandez2550
      @rumifernandez2550 Рік тому +1

      Wait what… did that happen?

    • @OnyxTheWiseWolf
      @OnyxTheWiseWolf Рік тому

      @@rumifernandez2550 chinese spy balloon over the US, got downed by an f-22 earlier this year.

    • @isaiahgeorge906
      @isaiahgeorge906 10 місяців тому

      @@rumifernandez2550 Yeah, the whole Chinese spy balloon thing that went on.

    • @rumifernandez2550
      @rumifernandez2550 10 місяців тому

      @@isaiahgeorge906 oooooooooh. that do make sense now.

  • @JojokimVT
    @JojokimVT 5 років тому +297

    Sitting on a chair: Not funny, didn't laugh
    Standing infront of a standing desk (as you do, obviously): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • @CrazyGamer-dz7du
    @CrazyGamer-dz7du 4 роки тому +745

    All I can imagine when I hear “long live the king” is nier automata

    • @PheonyxJay
      @PheonyxJay 4 роки тому +9

      Exactly

    • @justinpohl8986
      @justinpohl8986 4 роки тому +8

      Agreed

    • @Mariodash23
      @Mariodash23 4 роки тому +24

      BECOME AS GODS

    • @shallowk3741
      @shallowk3741 4 роки тому +12

      Glory for Mankind

    • @FudgeNukemPSN
      @FudgeNukemPSN 4 роки тому +24

      Y O U H A V E L I V E D Y O U R E N T I R E L I V E S F O R T H I S O N E S I N G U L A R M O M E N T!
      F O R T H E F O R R E S T K I I I I I N N N G G!!!
      dur hurr energy hammer go bonk

  • @ModernRep1952
    @ModernRep1952 5 років тому +105

    “The primary use of this round is to violate the Geneva Convention.” An unknown tanker armed with a sound board.

  • @witherwolf1752
    @witherwolf1752 3 роки тому +29

    5:20 it’s a FUcKiNg POT Of CHEESE

  • @Morris__
    @Morris__ 5 років тому +226

    “its like launching a Miata at somebody”
    -Badger2k19 :,)

  • @benc.1197
    @benc.1197 5 років тому +1086

    "Before I explain what a HEAT round is."
    Acting like I, an American, do not know about a type of ammunition.

    • @raulphilipgoco403
      @raulphilipgoco403 5 років тому +67

      Ben imagine if they made a HEAT round the size of a 50.cal.

    • @themanwithoutaplan9389
      @themanwithoutaplan9389 5 років тому +48

      Raul Philip Goco stop I can only get so erect

    • @raulphilipgoco403
      @raulphilipgoco403 5 років тому +16

      The Man Without a Plan trust me it would get better if it was the size of a .950

    • @leroydanger1310
      @leroydanger1310 5 років тому +4

      honestly

    • @raulphilipgoco403
      @raulphilipgoco403 5 років тому +18

      Aidan Hall now take that and shoot it at infantry. And there you go you broke the Geneva conventions.

  • @DutchGingy
    @DutchGingy 5 років тому +74

    Me: “so badger what did you bring to the party”
    Badger:(eyes glowing red holding a tank shell) HEAT!

    • @HeyItzZedd
      @HeyItzZedd 5 років тому

      hes in HEAT

    • @mrsniffles3311
      @mrsniffles3311 5 років тому +1

      yes yes that is good and all badger but can you say WEARENUMBERONE

  • @swordini190
    @swordini190 4 роки тому +66

    0:34 How landing random crit rockets feel in TF2

  • @ashe9421
    @ashe9421 5 років тому +290

    If possible have Dustin in more vids cause he’s cool.

    • @pixelfencer
      @pixelfencer 5 років тому +6

      Perhaps

    • @generalgrievous3667
      @generalgrievous3667 5 років тому +3

      Jonas you stole my joke you little melee Kirby level of garbage

    • @dead-eyedevil3360
      @dead-eyedevil3360 5 років тому +2

      I second this. Do it, or I'll nail you with my HEAT rounds.

  • @shuhratkessikbayev8886
    @shuhratkessikbayev8886 5 років тому +378

    "If you guys don't let me finish my f-"
    Can we get an F in chat for the guy who got interrupted 3 times in the beginning alone?

  • @maynardz03
    @maynardz03 5 років тому +129

    "the primary purpose of this round is to violate the geneva convention"

    • @larch6509
      @larch6509 5 років тому +1

      Maynard Zervantian I’m dead

    • @soa0
      @soa0 5 років тому

      So I just uploaded a comedy skit on hitman 2 and I'd be glad if anyone could check it 0ut and drop a sub or like. Caűse that would be cool, ya know. But n[] girls, I swear if I see one girl

    • @ncrveteranranger1386
      @ncrveteranranger1386 4 роки тому

      Also to destroy hover dam!

  • @cosmicboi1650
    @cosmicboi1650 3 роки тому +26

    Life of Boris watching in the back seeing heat rounds: *phone dial* "Anatoli, I have found, THE ULTIMATE SLAVIC AMMUNITION."

  • @collincalhoun3521
    @collincalhoun3521 5 років тому +363

    and then there's chunky... He's dead.

    • @anticksss
      @anticksss 5 років тому +11

      DK
      Chunky's dead!

    • @sirsmiteful6285
      @sirsmiteful6285 5 років тому +1

      Collin Calhoun Speaking of Chunky, when is Badjur making the Gunner class video for Division 2?

    • @extinction3926
      @extinction3926 5 років тому +1

      DEE KAY
      CHUNKYS DEAD
      DEE KAY
      DONKEY KONG

  • @camaku3084
    @camaku3084 5 років тому +31

    Some guy: survives one heat round
    Badger and his squad: *There is another*

  • @dominicalcatraz4834
    @dominicalcatraz4834 5 років тому +93

    "British people are just Australians that haven't gone far enough into the skill tree yet."
    *Captain Price wants to know your location*

    • @lordmerp1498
      @lordmerp1498 4 роки тому +1

      What kind of name is Soap? How did a muppet like you get passed selection?

    • @6Six6Six6Bruh
      @6Six6Six6Bruh 4 роки тому

      Dominic Alcatraz tii ok captain price
      Bob Semple wants to know your location

    • @dominicalcatraz4834
      @dominicalcatraz4834 4 роки тому +1

      @ItsY0BoiAndre thanks, can't believe it's gotten this popular of a comment, thanks for commenting on this, I thought it was a good one but holy crap 🤣 means alot

  • @GusCraft460
    @GusCraft460 3 роки тому +17

    Generally speaking, something with “anti” in its name is usually very effective against the word that comes after “anti.” So it shouldn’t come as a surprise that high explosive *anti tank* rounds are effective against *tanks.*

    • @user-lh8pk1dn7f
      @user-lh8pk1dn7f 2 роки тому +3

      especially when used in a tank *destroyer*

  • @sillylittleowlguy2392
    @sillylittleowlguy2392 5 років тому +121

    Nobody:
    Skulker with a soundboard: burping down a infinite hallway

    • @LordBloodraven
      @LordBloodraven 5 років тому +11

      Not quite as funny as the sound of an uncooked turkey running down a hallway.

    • @redcrewmate8103
      @redcrewmate8103 5 років тому +4

      Lord Bloodraven I fear no man but that thing uncooked turkey running down a hallway it scares me

  • @bluenight104
    @bluenight104 5 років тому +419

    “Trebuchets will always be better than catapults” -*For Honor senses tingling*

  • @jackuellee
    @jackuellee 5 років тому +135

    “He’s got 23 health”
    It was a honor and a privilege

  • @AustinBrown-ol7ny
    @AustinBrown-ol7ny 16 днів тому +1

    5:00 this is why I listen to Badger's YT videos and not Twitch streams, cause I would not have been able to understand any of that in real time 😂

  • @CaptainDavyJones
    @CaptainDavyJones 5 років тому +191

    *tf2 has entered the chat*
    Tf2: SO YALL HEARD ABOUT RANDOM CRITS???

  • @exponentialrage8112
    @exponentialrage8112 5 років тому +306

    “Trebuchets are always gonna be better than catapults”
    *well yes, but actually... yes*

  • @itzmelandon
    @itzmelandon 5 років тому +211

    “At my standing desk”
    -Badger 2019
    Edit: wow I’ve never had more than 10 likes, thanks gamers.

    • @omegaryder7855
      @omegaryder7855 5 років тому +5

      Landon he just uses it as a regular desk to flex on those with standing desks - his words not mine

    • @krispeybowl
      @krispeybowl 5 років тому +1

      Just enjoy the damn likes don't edit

  • @ThePuff18
    @ThePuff18 2 роки тому +6

    What each of the members have in their tac-sacs:
    Spencer/Bajur:
    A singular HEAT round
    Recording software
    A M32 Rotary Grenade Launcer
    Two tiny TABG keychains
    •Croc
    •Pickle
    Heavenly:
    Clonker baton
    Mozzie figurine
    An entire fucking artillery tank
    Grouse:
    One singular melting pot restaurant
    20 packs of 5 Gum/Spearmint
    Pack of Cores Light
    Skulker:
    Full size soundboard
    Hammer
    Anvil
    Bowling ball
    Literally anything you need to make sound effects
    Jello:
    Nothing but actually jello
    A bottomless can of monster

  • @SlushiiMusic
    @SlushiiMusic 5 років тому +565

    Thanks for supporting my new track "I'd Do Anything" 💙💙💙

    • @santiagogarcia7213
      @santiagogarcia7213 4 роки тому +7

      bruh stfu what are u doing here?

    • @mrraptorzz5919
      @mrraptorzz5919 4 роки тому +41

      @@santiagogarcia7213 can u not be a bitch

    • @Sockjock83483
      @Sockjock83483 4 роки тому +16

      @@santiagogarcia7213 can u like, shut the fuck up

    • @Purpl3_0ni
      @Purpl3_0ni 4 роки тому +9

      YO SLUSHII WHATS GOOD?! 😃🤙

    • @thatone3590
      @thatone3590 4 роки тому +11

      @@santiagogarcia7213 because badger used his song and linked it. don't be a prick.

  • @ALTINMS
    @ALTINMS 5 років тому +144

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Absolutely no one:
    Russianbadger: B U C K E T S

    • @adenkyramud5005
      @adenkyramud5005 5 років тому +1

      W E T

    • @blackwatch1326
      @blackwatch1326 5 років тому +3

      Soviet womble: who left Tom alone with the buckets

    • @adenkyramud5005
      @adenkyramud5005 5 років тому +2

      @@blackwatch1326 we do not need more buckets Tom!!!

    • @adenkyramud5005
      @adenkyramud5005 5 років тому +1

      @@blackwatch1326 shit man I'm drunk as hell... I'm laughing way too hard... heeeeeeelp

    • @bigguysmalllegs6024
      @bigguysmalllegs6024 5 років тому +1

      Haha what a funny format for a comment! Very original, keep it up!

  • @Airrivalsgamer
    @Airrivalsgamer 5 років тому +77

    Swiss guy here, i've heared someone has been talking shit about dipping random stuff in a pot of cheese.

    • @npc6817
      @npc6817 4 роки тому +6

      get his ass

  • @YTDariuS-my6dg
    @YTDariuS-my6dg 4 роки тому +28

    That quote: "I only have to hit you once, dexnerd" sounds so fucking Dark Souls it genuinely makes me happy to hear it.

  • @masterzoroark6664
    @masterzoroark6664 5 років тому +112

    11:07 12:01 31/10/19 I've been fending my home from waves of saber wielding skeletons for the last 2 hours

    • @TonTonTheBard
      @TonTonTheBard 4 роки тому +3

      The 19 assists.

    • @crypticparasite
      @crypticparasite 4 роки тому +4

      "Defending my home from saber wielding skeletons" what is this? Ninjago? 😂

    • @masterzoroark6664
      @masterzoroark6664 4 роки тому +2

      @@crypticparasite jeez, I am suprised someone still remembers this lego series and that it indeed had a fckin cartoon series

    • @crypticparasite
      @crypticparasite 4 роки тому +3

      @@masterzoroark6664 course bro, that show was my childhood

    • @MLGLionKnight
      @MLGLionKnight 3 роки тому

      @@crypticparasite do you remember Lego Legends of Chima

  • @noahgassler746
    @noahgassler746 4 роки тому +33

    9:10 the best quote from any Russian Badger video EVER

  • @lorddiable
    @lorddiable 5 років тому +74

    Disclaimer: HEAT rounds are premium rounds that cost a rather absurd amount of silver or a few premium currency gold per round, fighting like badger does here is not sustainable at most tiers and is basically paying for stronger shots.

    • @suburbandolphin724
      @suburbandolphin724 5 років тому +13

      That’s one thing I’ve never liked about these videos he always uses stuff that’ll never be available for a long time in said games

    • @attackingthepanic596
      @attackingthepanic596 5 років тому +3

      @@suburbandolphin724 From the video that weapon is pure cheese

    • @LordBloodraven
      @LordBloodraven 5 років тому +4

      I only buy 3 rounds and use them very sparingly.
      Badger and friends were given press accounts to be able to showcase the new ammo type.

    • @tetanictomcat1299
      @tetanictomcat1299 5 років тому +4

      Attacking the Panic! Everything is cheese at low tiers. Everyone has very little hp and armor.

    • @FlipJanson
      @FlipJanson 5 років тому +4

      @@LordBloodraven "new ammo type"? HEAT has been around for ages.

  • @mistahhbeangaming8127
    @mistahhbeangaming8127 4 роки тому +15

    I love how they become great friends with dirtbag Dustin so quickly

  • @xzeno173
    @xzeno173 5 років тому +122

    Heavenly:
    "what do I do with the meats"
    Me:dunk it in Tyne CHEESE

  • @friendlygoromorg9405
    @friendlygoromorg9405 5 років тому +37

    "I can land 20 hits before you swing once"
    "But that one hit is all I will need"

  • @NinthRomance
    @NinthRomance 5 років тому +216

    9:19 it onlg corrects to the note g huh ? My Chemical Romance fans everywhere are hurting now xc.

  • @GlacierTheTurtle
    @GlacierTheTurtle 3 роки тому +12

    10:20 imagine getting immortalized in a Badger video

  • @lukevinal4011
    @lukevinal4011 4 роки тому +42

    I love skulker with his soundboard. He really makes these videos for me as much as badger's editing.

  • @thedenseone6443
    @thedenseone6443 5 років тому +45

    God that “LoNg LiVe ThE kInG” bit had me DYING in class

  • @BigOSnackary
    @BigOSnackary 5 років тому +158

    I couldn’t stop laughing when he started auto tuning his voice.

  • @Mr.Comedian42069
    @Mr.Comedian42069 3 роки тому +10

    0:08 INDEED, THIS EXTRA BLOOD FLOW TO MY FEET IS UNLEASHING THE FUNNY

  • @slowmo5186
    @slowmo5186 5 років тому +306

    "World's greatest free to play game"
    *Depressed clem noises*

  • @KayveePlays
    @KayveePlays 5 років тому +37

    "British people are just Australians that havn't gone far enough into the skill tree yet"
    As an Australian i have to agree.

  • @undertow619
    @undertow619 4 роки тому +57

    9:16
    What was Skulker messing around with to get that voice?

    • @joemam7446
      @joemam7446 3 роки тому +3

      check his twitch about page

  • @casualmeta6249
    @casualmeta6249 4 роки тому +33

    PLEASE SOMEBODY FOR THE LOVE OF G O D TELL ME WHAT SKULLKER WAS USING, I NEED THAT IN MY LIFE

    • @MythicMachina
      @MythicMachina 3 роки тому

      I'm looking for it as well. If you find out, PLEASE tell me!

    • @jagne1767
      @jagne1767 3 роки тому

      Pedalboard 2, I think.
      Someone mentioned it.

  • @TooltipTinkerer
    @TooltipTinkerer 5 років тому +207

    _"September 31st, er, September 30th"_
    - TheRussianBadger.

    • @soa0
      @soa0 5 років тому

      So I just uploaded a comedy skit on hitm@n 2 and I'd be glad if anyone could check it out and drop a sub or like. Cause that would be c[]0l, ya kn0w. But no girls, I swear if I see one girl

    • @TooltipTinkerer
      @TooltipTinkerer 5 років тому +1

      @@soa0 Begging for attention to your copy-paste channel on my comment isn't very cash-money of you.

    • @mack7235
      @mack7235 5 років тому

      Tooltip Tinkerer bruh. Why does it matter

    • @nerdherd1819
      @nerdherd1819 5 років тому

      Mack Williams, because someone is begging for subs and views on another dude’s comment, having no relation to the comment.

  • @maxihaxi9787
    @maxihaxi9787 5 років тому +105

    Let’s be real here fellas...y’all are here for the skulker soundboard

    • @u-9952
      @u-9952 3 роки тому +7

      I am here cuz cheese

    • @wwren
      @wwren 3 роки тому +3

      u right u right

  • @poggersquirrel583
    @poggersquirrel583 5 років тому +133

    In my mind, I thought heat rounds stood for “Hell, everywhere, any time.”

  • @aidenfurry471
    @aidenfurry471 3 роки тому +4

    "my condolences to your sourkraut wife"
    "I will send my condolences to your Kangaroo wife"-Rick May(R.I.P.)

  • @Saiyanking72
    @Saiyanking72 5 років тому +40

    5:30 re watched that whole scene too many times XDXD

    • @SlayerHankgaming
      @SlayerHankgaming 2 роки тому +3

      "THERE IS NO BITCH OUT THERE THAT IM TAKING TO A MELTING POT!C

  • @Cryzk_
    @Cryzk_ 5 років тому +34

    9:27 reminds me of NieR: Automata so much with the robots

    • @StormyTh115
      @StormyTh115 5 років тому +5

      I couldn't stop thinking of the "BECOME AS GODS!" part

    • @Cryzk_
      @Cryzk_ 5 років тому +2

      @@StormyTh115 BECOME AS GODS... now i just wanna see badjur play NieR since its philosophical and he'd end up just making jokes

    • @StormyTh115
      @StormyTh115 5 років тому +3

      @@Cryzk_ Now I really wanna see it. Let's start a petition!

    • @Cryzk_
      @Cryzk_ 5 років тому +2

      @@StormyTh115 REVOLUTION! I MEAN PETITION

  • @datalysjr3339
    @datalysjr3339 5 років тому +73

    *No one*
    *Nut a soul*
    Badger: at my *standing desk*

    • @itzmelandon
      @itzmelandon 5 років тому +1

      DatalysJR, are you challenging me?!

    • @synysterdax1593
      @synysterdax1593 5 років тому

      I’m gonna nut a soul

    • @datalysjr3339
      @datalysjr3339 5 років тому +2

      Landon Oh? You’re a approaching me? Instead of running away your coming right to me?

    • @iago110
      @iago110 5 років тому +1

      Can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer

    • @datalysjr3339
      @datalysjr3339 5 років тому +1

      Iago Oh ho! Then come as close as you like

  • @kagesora007
    @kagesora007 4 роки тому +2

    My problem with The Melting Pot is this weird smell and the freaking wait time. Just waited hours to go "What the heck is that? Is it the cheese? No, cheese doesn't do that. I'm regret agreeing to come here, but at least I didn't have to pay."

  • @aristotle8813
    @aristotle8813 5 років тому +36

    This video is even more funny when I’m at my
    S T A N D I N G D E S K

  • @AxelDeSade
    @AxelDeSade 5 років тому +36

    That "L0nG liVe tHe KiNg" sounds exactly like the forest machines from NeiR Automata.

    • @FudgeNukemPSN
      @FudgeNukemPSN 4 роки тому

      Y O U H A V E L I V E D Y O U R E N T I R E L I V E S F O R T H I S O N E S I N G U L A R M O M E N T!!
      F O R T H E F O R R E S T K I I I I I I N N N G G G!!!

  • @RainCloud123
    @RainCloud123 5 років тому +82

    Nobody:
    Three Bager vids a row: *THE RIVER GOTTEM*

  • @avalsnep9910
    @avalsnep9910 4 роки тому +20

    “stand and unfold yourself, LONG LIVE THE KING!”

  • @drdoctormd6519
    @drdoctormd6519 5 років тому +98

    Sees 'Random Crits'in the title:
    *TF2 Players dislike that*

    • @Dr.Lightning
      @Dr.Lightning 5 років тому +10

      Justin Moore random crits are fair and balanced

    • @boochie-yj7un
      @boochie-yj7un 5 років тому +2

      Strider Seignemartin random crits are fair and balanced

    • @thatguybrody4819
      @thatguybrody4819 5 років тому +2

      the thing is random crits ARE fair and balanced.
      cept i need them because i usually run scout with stock bat as my main weapon.

    • @bandito_boye5235
      @bandito_boye5235 5 років тому +2

      Everyone knows The Hot Hand is the best weapon

    • @jakejohnson718
      @jakejohnson718 5 років тому +1

      @@boochie-yj7un random crits are fair and balanced

  • @Ben_R4mZ
    @Ben_R4mZ 4 роки тому +34

    9:21 it's those robots from Nier:Automata xD
    What app/piece of hardware is that?

  • @terencepaul7475
    @terencepaul7475 5 років тому +26

    0:26 "Airborne! Wanna go blow up HQ?!"
    Ahhh finally, a Company of Heroes reference xD hahahaha

    • @undertow619
      @undertow619 5 років тому +3

      He did it in the intro for Stonks too.
      German: Hey assholes. We're Panzer Grenadiers, not Panzers!

  • @IceSpiderGaming
    @IceSpiderGaming 22 дні тому +1

    dude, i have gone to a melting pot before and it is fire. you get fondue desert at the end too! you get to pick your cheese, dippings, drinks, "soup" that you cook meat and veggies in, desert, and desert dippings!

  • @yourlocalmemeandanimedeale807
    @yourlocalmemeandanimedeale807 5 років тому +42

    " What do I do with the meat- "
    This part is so funny and can easily be misunderstood.

  • @Allahster
    @Allahster 5 років тому +17

    5:32 THERE IS NO BITCH OUT THERE... THAT IM TAKING TO THE MELTING POT

  • @OneTwoFighter
    @OneTwoFighter 5 років тому +108

    5:25 and 9:21 are my favorite parts of the video had me dying😂💯

  • @yabblins2599
    @yabblins2599 3 роки тому +1

    11:00 If you look very closely, you can see that the skeleton does in fact have both their arms. it's just got a shield that blends with the background.