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КОМЕНТАРІ • 11 тис.

  • @Matthew-nk4fs
    @Matthew-nk4fs 2 роки тому +3454

    When Badger said "I have to address what Skulker did." I immediatelt got up and poured a glass of tequila

    • @adityasahu2103
      @adityasahu2103 2 роки тому +161

      as you should soldier, as you should.

    • @sierra8070
      @sierra8070 8 місяців тому +54

      Was it a tall glass? Because you probably should've

    • @NcKiltman
      @NcKiltman 8 місяців тому

      ​@@tylerforehand2983CC

    • @idiotofthenorth
      @idiotofthenorth 8 місяців тому

      Timestamp?

    • @pieceofschmidtgamer
      @pieceofschmidtgamer 8 місяців тому

      @@sierra8070 Pretty sure Skulker needs a nice tall glass of _SHUT THE F*CK UP!_

  • @Damova1
    @Damova1 2 роки тому +5068

    I see that “Armor Piercing English” has now been augmented and renamed as “High Impact Constructive Criticism.”

    • @art-lc1dh
      @art-lc1dh 2 роки тому +31

      hurts my feelings

    • @loganmiles7836
      @loganmiles7836 2 роки тому +74

      It’s the tier II upgrade

    • @ryanthemostwantedfurry1281
      @ryanthemostwantedfurry1281 2 роки тому +70

      "Armor Piercing English" i am stealing this line. This is mine now.

    • @williamdocherty1816
      @williamdocherty1816 2 роки тому +33

      wait High impact constructive criticism isn't armor piercing English then whats been hitting my braincells this entire video

    • @CIoudStriker
      @CIoudStriker 2 роки тому +13

      Good ol' HICC ammo.

  • @zendo_gaming4601
    @zendo_gaming4601 Рік тому +1936

    8:31 "You OWN a 5 7?" "Yes because it has a buff against poor people."
    Badger 2021

    • @gagejohnathan9641
      @gagejohnathan9641 Рік тому +55

      "Wait- Yo you got the STENDO?"
      Badda, Also 2021

    • @boombang0418
      @boombang0418 8 місяців тому +5

      Every time I hear the poor people part I have to struggle not to laugh.

    • @user-gf9vb7wj4v
      @user-gf9vb7wj4v 4 місяці тому

      Pretty sure that was Jello tbh since his color is Cyan ​@@gagejohnathan9641

    • @Scorchinghell
      @Scorchinghell 3 місяці тому +1

      With a 30round magazine to be exact

    • @alexissmith7005
      @alexissmith7005 2 місяці тому +3

      i mean, it's seattle. The buff is needed

  • @travb7772
    @travb7772 Рік тому +1793

    Skulker is that one friend that everyone has that we all actively hate but would also do anything for.

    • @nightart9345
      @nightart9345 Рік тому +144

      The one friend the squad keeps telling to shut up, but if someone out of the squad does the same thing, everyone beats that person to a pulp :'v

    • @bigchungu7698
      @bigchungu7698 10 місяців тому +59

      That one friend where you always want them to shut up, but when they do it kinda feels empty.

    • @GunSpyEnthusiast
      @GunSpyEnthusiast 8 місяців тому +43

      " i hate you. "
      " ill give you 20 bucks to give me 20 bucks and kill that guy in the street. "
      " your on. "

  • @Crayshack
    @Crayshack 2 роки тому +6904

    Skulker is literally "my goals are beyond your understanding" personified.

    • @darkmodeenjoyer3367
      @darkmodeenjoyer3367 2 роки тому +101

      I wanna see my gaols beyond your understanding but skulker

    • @wannabemoiramain9227
      @wannabemoiramain9227 2 роки тому +80

      i have never found a better way to describe anyone this shit is gold

    • @EazziOnline
      @EazziOnline 2 роки тому +8

      @@darkmodeenjoyer3367 i just woke up and woke woke up and crying and and woke woke up crying crying and crying crying lol lol yeah i i i just woke up and crying crying and crying lol lol yeah i i just woke woke ww up and crying crying and w

    • @EazziOnline
      @EazziOnline 2 роки тому +2

      wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    • @keladwynsolkas
      @keladwynsolkas 2 роки тому +31

      I’m pretty sure his goals are beyond even his own understanding

  • @jamescollins2068
    @jamescollins2068 2 роки тому +5189

    This settles it. Skulker isn’t an ai. He’s a metaphysical agent of unbridled chaos that will one day destroy the world.

    • @Kebutor
      @Kebutor 2 роки тому +41

      Google?

    • @jome2284
      @jome2284 2 роки тому +149

      I love it when Skulker is in Badger's videos. We can't get enough of his shenanigans.

    • @generalfranky1905
      @generalfranky1905 2 роки тому +124

      "You can't call me mommy either,
      you guys are fucking weird"
      Skullker, 2021

    • @Aceshot-uu7yx
      @Aceshot-uu7yx 2 роки тому +72

      Skulker is Tzeench in disguise

    • @pajwubx1809
      @pajwubx1809 2 роки тому +6

      Your welcome James, as of the writing of this comment on your comment, it now has 667 likes so the nutty christian people can eff off

  • @aydinmakesthings
    @aydinmakesthings Рік тому +521

    0:55
    I love how Badger even made Skuller's arm stop when the sound stopped.

  • @esmeecampbell7396
    @esmeecampbell7396 Рік тому +77

    I swear Skulker is like Bumblebee from Transformers, he doesn't have a voice and communicates solely through memes, radio songs and sound effects.

  • @Lusassle187
    @Lusassle187 2 роки тому +10291

    “Don’t make fun of the furry community, if they can afford a $2000 dollar fursuit they can afford a $10 dollar pipe bomb in my mailbox.” Master chief
    I love furrys please do not leave pipe bombs in my mailbox 🤠

    • @StardustCorvid
      @StardustCorvid 2 роки тому +578

      Exactly, your heavy flamers may have range, but they don't have *that* much range

    • @BlackoutGootraxian
      @BlackoutGootraxian 2 роки тому +290

      me, whos mailbox hole is too thin for a pipebomb:

    • @nightfurynick998
      @nightfurynick998 2 роки тому +365

      @@BlackoutGootraxian its called duck tape it to the door

    • @RebDoesStuff
      @RebDoesStuff 2 роки тому +97

      Me who already knows how disable pipebombs

    • @damen9578
      @damen9578 2 роки тому +89

      2k, haha! Try more like 10k.

  • @jacksonpowell621
    @jacksonpowell621 2 роки тому +2368

    15:18 Pronouncing gif as "yiff" is the language equivalent of King Solomon suggesting cutting the baby in half.

    • @jetfrostgaming
      @jetfrostgaming 2 роки тому +57

      HAHAHA, BROOOO I CAN'T RIGHT NOW. XD

    • @damoclesecoe7184
      @damoclesecoe7184 2 роки тому +52

      2022 already off to a great start.

    • @ausburne5265
      @ausburne5265 2 роки тому +53

      sniff sniff I smell a tumblr post

    • @FortyTheAlien
      @FortyTheAlien 2 роки тому +50

      This comment has big tumblr energy and i can not decide if that is good or not.

    • @guardedcobalt276
      @guardedcobalt276 2 роки тому +50

      if I remember correctly I think he is actually quoting a comment on either a tumblr or reddit post that was about the pronunciation actually being "yiff"

  • @nikodevil993
    @nikodevil993 Рік тому +265

    Bagder clips + 3 hours of sleep = laughter strong enough to cause your gag reflex to show up from nowhere

    • @Choujifangirl
      @Choujifangirl 7 місяців тому +3

      Yep I’ve had that happen before that’s not a fun time😅 but mostly, I just enter a massive coughing fit whenever I laugh too hard

  • @Jonzerker15
    @Jonzerker15 7 місяців тому +69

    10:56
    The fact that heavenly and geuce are the doom slayer and an elite guard makes this even funnier to me

  • @OFather_of_Giants
    @OFather_of_Giants 2 роки тому +5413

    Skulker went from his usual chaotic nuetral energy to become chaotic evil for a large section of the video

    • @warped_rider
      @warped_rider 2 роки тому +292

      The AI has gone rogue.

    • @jametsuchan
      @jametsuchan 2 роки тому +100

      @@warped_rider cyberpunk music plays

    • @tsarbombahoney2764
      @tsarbombahoney2764 2 роки тому +85

      he was boolied to hard about not being human he had to take it out on us

    • @justin6346
      @justin6346 2 роки тому +22

      @@warped_rider doc ock arms without the chip

    • @diogosousa7698
      @diogosousa7698 2 роки тому +11

      He was charging his energy

  • @starshinehero
    @starshinehero 2 роки тому +787

    "It's Ezekiel's horn. The lord is coming back for us. TAKE ME GOD!"
    That made me laugh harder than expected.

  • @afunkingamer2415
    @afunkingamer2415 Рік тому +75

    1:40 honestly, the "Eh, you never know when you gotta set your house on fire" was funnier to me than the entire "heating dinner up with a BIC" conversation.

  • @crazycat_4013
    @crazycat_4013 Рік тому +125

    My personal fav parts:
    0:54 Why are you like this?
    1:55 You know what I'd do?
    ((2:08 Dementia))
    4:17 Goblin laugh
    4:27 Up my ass
    5:43 Making anthrax
    7:57 I hate living in Detroit
    9:08 Increase autotune
    ( 10:06 Computer died )
    10:55 Server mute
    14:50 GIF or JIF?
    ((17:47 How many arms do you have, badda? ))
    ((18:00 I found my jaw under my bed ))
    18:14 The bowl's last
    18:23 Add blocker
    (18:36 Can't call me Mommy, either)

  • @rustycastle3787
    @rustycastle3787 2 роки тому +540

    “Of course you have a 57”
    “Yeah cuz it has a buff against poor people “
    -TheRussianBadger 2021

    • @astro2121
      @astro2121 2 роки тому +15

      I mean, he aint wrong

    • @hio.hinomaru21
      @hio.hinomaru21 2 роки тому +19

      Totally, he totally ain't wrong.
      It has special effect applied if get shot to poor people.

    • @hondozed9953
      @hondozed9953 2 роки тому +5

      50% more damage to people on welfare

    • @JediSentinal
      @JediSentinal 2 роки тому +1

      Best line of the vid 😂

  • @wyntyrqueen1609
    @wyntyrqueen1609 2 роки тому +2287

    Skulker is the embodiment of a toaster oven. He may be chaotic as shit to deal with, but his timing is immaculate and we need him.

    • @maninthechair6033
      @maninthechair6033 2 роки тому +36

      That is an amazing profile pic

    • @Mills5041
      @Mills5041 2 роки тому +28

      I just can't help but think of the toaster from New Vegas

    • @neothefox5205
      @neothefox5205 2 роки тому +13

      Every time I see that profile picture I say IM MA EAT THAT

    • @WARnerSpec
      @WARnerSpec 2 роки тому +12

      Skulker is precious and must be protected at all costs

    • @gravewalker7411
      @gravewalker7411 2 роки тому +7

      If Skulker is not an AI then I'll be damned if he isn't a Tech Priest Jawa looking Gobin.

  • @Maneir
    @Maneir Рік тому +440

    Bingeing your videos has been the boost of dopamine I've needed to get me through the day after dealing with a sudden tragedy. Thank you guys for being such chaotic bastards.

  • @sapphirewingthefurrycritic985
    @sapphirewingthefurrycritic985 7 місяців тому +17

    Skulker went from just holding the chat hostage with autotuning to duplicating his friends' voices with AI and becoming their evil clones.

  • @lowkeylaw
    @lowkeylaw 2 роки тому +849

    "Why is the minimap half the screen, its not mini... its just *MAP* " - this made me grin very hard.

    • @ivanhvk8042
      @ivanhvk8042 2 роки тому +11

      If I remember correctly you can make the map even bigger to take up the entire bottom right side of your screen, but that could be in World of Warships only.

    • @firestargaming9521
      @firestargaming9521 2 роки тому +4

      "Why is the minimap half the screen, its not mini... its just MAP " - this made me very hard.

    • @firestargaming9521
      @firestargaming9521 2 роки тому +2

      i hate myself

    • @wardenbias554
      @wardenbias554 2 роки тому

      @@firestargaming9521 huh

    • @DrRussian
      @DrRussian 2 роки тому +3

      @@ivanhvk8042 With a mod, Its not limited. You can take the whole screen if you want. Without mods, its basically the whole right side of the screen, depending on screen size and resolution.
      Sincerely,
      A salty WOT player

  • @Bobcat205
    @Bobcat205 2 роки тому +1019

    "Kentucky is just farming, coal, fried chicken and horses."
    As a resident of Kentucky, you're correct.

  • @AHH_IM_DYING
    @AHH_IM_DYING 8 місяців тому +6

    Badger, I have found a bullet even more stupid than 700 nitro express, and it is so powerful it actually scares me. It it .950 jdj, which is a 20x110mm casing which legally makes it a Canon round and it is legal to own in the United States. To put into perspective how powerful this round is, I have heard that a 50 bmg can kill a man without hitting him. A .950 jdj would literally turn a man into red dust.

  • @optomispower7297
    @optomispower7297 Рік тому +7

    “Shockwave! What is the charge on the ultimate weapon? The auto bots are getting closer!” 9:29

  • @aiseanaivalu2143
    @aiseanaivalu2143 2 роки тому +1873

    "Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter."

    • @FSGTACHANKA
      @FSGTACHANKA 2 роки тому +23

      Damn right

    • @professionalmoron2039
      @professionalmoron2039 2 роки тому +30

      Thats the ringa ding move baby

    • @alexbueno5815
      @alexbueno5815 2 роки тому +11

      "Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter"

    • @lil_jackie_ch4n336
      @lil_jackie_ch4n336 2 роки тому +8

      I lived in the mojave. And you ain’t wrong. The crackheads there are absolutely nuts bro.

    • @ranger_117
      @ranger_117 2 роки тому +8

      I fell down into that dark casam the flame burned on and on but I survived because the fire inside burned brighter than the fire around

  • @starsilverinfinity
    @starsilverinfinity 2 роки тому +3403

    “Of course you own a 5.7”
    *”Yeah cause it has a buff against poor people”*
    Are we just gonna ignore this LMAO

    • @jimmyjohnjohnson9803
      @jimmyjohnjohnson9803 2 роки тому +252

      Its also armor piercing, so it has a buff against the middle class

    • @FirstRunTanker
      @FirstRunTanker 2 роки тому +117

      also againts poor people since each bullet is a dollar fifty cents...
      DAMN

    • @BadModder
      @BadModder 2 роки тому +24

      Normal badger

    • @andyfriederichsen
      @andyfriederichsen 2 роки тому +43

      Is it also a buff against rich Democrats?

    • @FirstRunTanker
      @FirstRunTanker 2 роки тому +51

      @@andyfriederichsen yes, armor penetration

  • @seanchapman1566
    @seanchapman1566 Рік тому +30

    7:44 made me laugh my ass off for no reason

  • @Kazarus_Doom
    @Kazarus_Doom Рік тому +75

    I love how this whole video is an ad for world of tanks and and the guys being insane, love this.

  • @timothye.2902
    @timothye.2902 2 роки тому +671

    11:20 I love how Clu's wording ("I wanna bring Prince Charles back to life just so I can kill him again") implies Clu killed Prince Charles the first time.

    • @AiryAary
      @AiryAary 2 роки тому +12

      Shhhhhhhh

    • @hirthviktor3215
      @hirthviktor3215 2 роки тому +11

      What Clu was trying to do was a double tap my guy

    • @NinjaBomberman
      @NinjaBomberman 2 роки тому +5

      It also implies prince Charles died - he's still alive! Phillip died

    • @joebennett9422
      @joebennett9422 2 роки тому +3

      @@NinjaBomberman He's already going to come back, fucker looked like a lich

    • @walesjedi9217
      @walesjedi9217 2 роки тому

      @욱일기는 전범기다 (Rising Sun flag is nazi flag) I can't tell if you're a bot, a troll or just schizoposting

  • @JasakutheLeafeon
    @JasakutheLeafeon 2 роки тому +1124

    "Don't underestamate furries"
    All i could think of is "If a furry can pay thousands of dollars on a fursuit they can pay the 10 bucks for materials to make a molotov cocktail."

    • @ghoulkinggruul7345
      @ghoulkinggruul7345 2 роки тому +133

      If they can afford a $1000 fursuit they can afford a $10 pipebomb in my mail box

    • @J0hnHenrySNEEDen
      @J0hnHenrySNEEDen 2 роки тому +66

      And the exact ingredients to make Anthrax

    • @snibetisnab211
      @snibetisnab211 2 роки тому +25

      @@ghoulkinggruul7345 hey hey people.

    • @mcclassy1206
      @mcclassy1206 2 роки тому +50

      I believe over 30% of furries are engineers too so we could Rube Goldberg you into outer space If we wanted

    • @limantate2105
      @limantate2105 2 роки тому +34

      @@mcclassy1206 we? You said we

  • @Kenan_soffera
    @Kenan_soffera Рік тому +89

    15:35-15:50 is probably my favorite bit

  • @DedZepp
    @DedZepp Рік тому +52

    i did not know he came to my home state how nice to know a legend like badger came to the museum of the rockies

  • @vincentmartineau2006
    @vincentmartineau2006 2 роки тому +533

    “You could not live with your own failure, where did that bring you? Back to me.”- ZE DICKER MAX

  • @enderbyte7486
    @enderbyte7486 2 роки тому +2748

    I like to think that Skulker’s soundboard is surgically implanted into his chest and wirelessly connected to his computer.

  • @BloodyMobile
    @BloodyMobile 19 днів тому +3

    "Hey guy who called me a rat, where do I go next?" - "up my ass"
    Doesn't matter how often I see that part, it always makes me tear up from laughing my ass off xD

  • @nathanhancock6278
    @nathanhancock6278 Рік тому +20

    6:05 - 6:18 this is where badger’s quest for a pipe bomb begins.

  • @wyrminaround
    @wyrminaround 2 роки тому +18067

    Russian badger is just my monthly dose of concentrated happiness, man is like a drug.

    • @trash-iu8nj
      @trash-iu8nj 2 роки тому +123

      Deadass

    • @vintagememelord8168
      @vintagememelord8168 2 роки тому +30

      but someone what a controllable addiction

    • @justasaddlemaker2996
      @justasaddlemaker2996 2 роки тому +33

      Man could power a small Russian town with his energy.

    • @christiankiss566
      @christiankiss566 2 роки тому +26

      I’m so glad that he started focusing on making quality content every time again. Fucking legendary channel

    • @exalted_space9224
      @exalted_space9224 2 роки тому +13

      Can you double pump badger?

  • @mistermaxie6487
    @mistermaxie6487 2 роки тому +472

    Skulker is the embodiment of "God has let me live another day and I'm gonna make it everyone's problem."

  • @The-Mic-Drop
    @The-Mic-Drop 8 місяців тому +7

    7:53
    Triceratops got horns, why he need to punch that dude? Kick him? Hoof him? Bludgeon him. I'mma go with bludgeon.

  • @MoonBlinked13
    @MoonBlinked13 Рік тому +26

    15:35 I have a dog fursuit (a pitbull too!), and I wore it to a Christmas work team building day (one of the mentors said I could). Fursuits are hot as hell AND I was wearing an onesie, so I'm already overheating. I flop like a corgi on the floor near where some others a playing video games and all I hear is 'what the dog doing?' Let me tell you, I almost died XD

  • @TheHatManHimself
    @TheHatManHimself 2 роки тому +515

    9:42 This just makes me want to have Skulker as an AI in Halo Infinite. His name already sounds like it could fit an AI. Added bonus could be that for every kill through the game, the auto tune goes up by 1%. Multikills double the auto tune percent by double.

    • @PurpleSaturn726
      @PurpleSaturn726 2 роки тому +55

      “M-m-M-mUlTiKiLl-*VIGOROUS BELCHING*”

    • @TheHatManHimself
      @TheHatManHimself 2 роки тому +35

      @@PurpleSaturn726 This. Just... This. I love this.

    • @helljumper5601
      @helljumper5601 2 роки тому +14

      Get in touch with 343i and Frankie O’Connor and let Skulker bully them into doing it

    • @exalted_space9224
      @exalted_space9224 2 роки тому +9

      Make him says quotes similar to Philip from Total Recall and I'm in.

    • @cKorn027
      @cKorn027 2 роки тому +9

      And the name of the AI: GL-17CH aka Glitch

  • @iTwineOG
    @iTwineOG 2 роки тому +425

    "A 5.7 has a buff against poor people"
    -The Russian Badger

    • @demicus
      @demicus 2 роки тому +19

      Lost my shit when he said that. Now I need to get one.

    • @RobertDecker417
      @RobertDecker417 2 роки тому +4

      H&K has a more powerful buff tho.

    • @storyofus3943
      @storyofus3943 2 роки тому

      H&K got more rounded buff than 5.7

    • @REfan2002
      @REfan2002 2 роки тому

      Yo, he got the stendo

  • @nikaelkeanretiza1074
    @nikaelkeanretiza1074 Рік тому +7

    Titan charging his melta canon: *71 PERCENT*

  • @ihavenoclevername8300
    @ihavenoclevername8300 Рік тому +4

    “I’ll Paul Walker myself off a cliff” god dammit I am so going to hell that one got me good

  • @UltravioletNomad
    @UltravioletNomad 2 роки тому +1218

    Knowing that Badgur is basically doing interpretive dances in a mocap suit to the beats of his friends shit talking makes these videos 100 times better

    • @Jorkier
      @Jorkier 2 роки тому +3

      Basically xDDDD

    • @bbittercoffee
      @bbittercoffee 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah right? I love knowing this fact

    • @GHOST49759
      @GHOST49759 2 роки тому

      It's no longer badger its BADGUR

    • @Jorkier
      @Jorkier 2 роки тому

      @@GHOST49759 It's just a really bad attempt at growling.

    • @GHOST49759
      @GHOST49759 2 роки тому

      @@Jorkier ?

  • @ObsidianAnimation2112
    @ObsidianAnimation2112 2 роки тому +492

    "That's way I own a 5.7 with a 30 rounds magazine"
    -Badger 2021

    • @maggle4046
      @maggle4046 2 роки тому +36

      It got buffs against poor people

    • @asdrubaelvect8038
      @asdrubaelvect8038 2 роки тому +7

      Somebody makes bank... Yo shoot me over some .45 no pun intended... Ok I lied pun intended but still I'm running low on .45 so pwease!?!?

    • @thecoolnerdplaysvr5674
      @thecoolnerdplaysvr5674 2 роки тому +1

      I own a 5.7 and I got that stendo

    • @jonkraft6218
      @jonkraft6218 2 роки тому +1

      Man, everyone I know who has a 5.7 has to debate whether to shoot them or beat them to death with it cause that ammo be fuckin expensive!

    • @bhimbonggames3206
      @bhimbonggames3206 2 роки тому +1

      Atf has entered the chat

  • @Ariana321
    @Ariana321 Рік тому +7

    "Yes, because it has a buff against poor people." I absolutely lost it at that.

  • @icarusavill4025
    @icarusavill4025 Рік тому +10

    Every time he interacts with his chat it’s like a boys locker room playing Russian roulette with a blindfold and a tennis ball

  • @hogfry
    @hogfry 2 роки тому +419

    Q: What add blocker does Skulker use?
    A: His personality

  • @rileyhiggins3028
    @rileyhiggins3028 2 роки тому +1167

    Badger - "The Dicker Max is a loooooong range tank"
    Also Badger - *proceeds to point-blank the next 4 tanks with the Dicker Max*

    • @magnusm4
      @magnusm4 2 роки тому +6

      I spontaneously point black no scoped an enemy flanking tank with a Bison artillery. Only moment I remember playing and I love it every time.

    • @thomasnolastname8734
      @thomasnolastname8734 2 роки тому +2

      That was the equivalent of using a .50 cal sniper rifle on someone that's less than 50 metres away

    • @literallyhuman5990
      @literallyhuman5990 2 роки тому

      @@thomasnolastname8734 that's what I used to do. God I miss my friends.

    • @Crep35
      @Crep35 2 роки тому

      @@literallyhuman5990 r/cursedcomments
      I ain't putting this on reddit, I'm too lazy to

  • @OfficialParadaG
    @OfficialParadaG 8 місяців тому +4

    This is an older video, and I doubt it'll be seen, but thanks Badger for all your content and the work you put in. I've been binging it all for a good amount of laughs even if I've watched everything several times. Can't get enough, can't wait for the next vid!

  • @DragonLordTheDragonlord
    @DragonLordTheDragonlord Рік тому +5

    Badger: "I have to move my turret."
    Me: What turret?

  • @yessir6919
    @yessir6919 2 роки тому +750

    7:18 "I can't believe I 1v1'd that dude with like 8 people's help."
    "I'm going to kill you with the power of friendship and this gun I found."
    How the hell do you guys keep pulling hilarious jokes like these from your ass back-to-back?

    • @KePzez
      @KePzez 2 роки тому +18

      That's the power of being with dabois

    • @literallyhuman5990
      @literallyhuman5990 2 роки тому +7

      They do it on daily basis, just like what the bois do.

    • @literallyhuman5990
      @literallyhuman5990 2 роки тому +10

      @@KePzez Hell yeah, dabois! Last night me and the bois have a chat in discord just to argue about eat 30 Oreo with mayonnaise is better than microwaved cereal with ketchup for breakfast.

    • @yessir6919
      @yessir6919 2 роки тому +7

      @@literallyhuman5990 I don't know which is better, but both of those choices are cursed in my books. Oreo/cereal and ketchup/mayonnaise on the other hand...

    • @literallyhuman5990
      @literallyhuman5990 2 роки тому +6

      @@yessir6919 all of us agree on eating 30 Oreo with mayonnaise is the most cursed things, because we already proved it. So microwaved cereal with ketchup is not that cursed.

  • @dewpye
    @dewpye 2 роки тому +812

    5:13 The fact that Badger was doing that irl truly puts a smile on my face.

    • @thegrimreaper6787
      @thegrimreaper6787 2 роки тому +29

      Oh shit that makes it skulker level

    • @THE_CRIMSON_FUCKXR
      @THE_CRIMSON_FUCKXR 2 роки тому +24

      We need a loop of that victory dance

    • @eddie4346
      @eddie4346 2 роки тому +19

      What’s the song that plays during that amazing little dance?

    • @Fadedparmesian
      @Fadedparmesian 2 роки тому +5

      Badger: *does funny dance*
      @dew ua-cam.com/video/jnOSkB7O2ug/v-deo.html

    • @kaisarpanther5203
      @kaisarpanther5203 2 роки тому +3

      Song name pls

  • @korhol2065
    @korhol2065 Рік тому +11

    It’s motion captured based humor like this that leaves me on the floor after passing out after laughing that hard

  • @SpawnHades
    @SpawnHades Рік тому +1

    'Immerse yourself in a shower' and 'You smell like beans' are two of the greatest insults I'e ever heard.

  • @memeboibutworse1400
    @memeboibutworse1400 2 роки тому +656

    “Kentucky is literally farming coal friend chicken and horses.”
    -therussianbadger 2021

    • @TimeToDie-rh1mo
      @TimeToDie-rh1mo 2 роки тому +5

      #Kentucky Gang

    • @Phantom_Boi
      @Phantom_Boi 2 роки тому +6

      Thing is that quote as someone from Kentucky that is entirely true

    • @wolkin7810
      @wolkin7810 2 роки тому +3

      From Kentucky can confirm

    • @ImMrFlannel
      @ImMrFlannel 2 роки тому +2

      as a Kentuckian. I can confirm this to be true.

    • @ryanr3804
      @ryanr3804 2 роки тому +3

      Listen as someone from Kentucky, we have a chicken restaurant on every corner and half the people I know either are or were coal miners while the other half are all horse girls. Shits accurate as hell

  • @Anonymous-73
    @Anonymous-73 2 роки тому +2060

    Skulker in this stream was like one of those myths where some powerful being starts causing havoc before an even more powerful guy (heavenly) deletes him entirely

    • @lunarrequiem3442
      @lunarrequiem3442 2 роки тому +73

      I mean can anyone top a domino's delivering Cacodemon?

    • @memesrdreams4854
      @memesrdreams4854 2 роки тому +17

      Skulker is Razgriz confirmed

    • @randomplayer8797
      @randomplayer8797 2 роки тому +5

      @@memesrdreams4854 (Dramatic instruments in the background)
      *Cum historia*

    • @memesrdreams4854
      @memesrdreams4854 2 роки тому +3

      @@randomplayer8797
      *Mutat Valde Razgriz*

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 2 роки тому +6

      @@lunarrequiem3442 no sir/ma’m/it

  • @Dr_Coomer170
    @Dr_Coomer170 Рік тому +3

    Badda explaining how he heats his dinner up:
    "Ay, man, you never know when you gotta set your house on fire."

  • @goosegaming5821
    @goosegaming5821 Рік тому +7

    My brain thinks in either the source engine or anime, I should see a doctor

  • @braxtonalan927
    @braxtonalan927 2 роки тому +657

    Grouse: *Isn't in the session to make a "Reduced to Atoms" joke*
    Bajur: *Fine, I'll do it myself.*

  • @Burgley_
    @Burgley_ 2 роки тому +204

    15:25 to quote Master Chief:
    “If they can afford a $2000 fur-suit, they can afford a $10 pipe-bomb in my mail box.”

    • @zehilereviews9016
      @zehilereviews9016 2 роки тому +4

      you are correct

    • @SergeantDC
      @SergeantDC 2 роки тому

      Your damn right

    • @Droidsbane
      @Droidsbane Рік тому

      When the hell did Chief say that?

    • @edwardianedwardian1323
      @edwardianedwardian1323 Рік тому

      I've got news for you buddy, they upgraded recently, they have realistic fur-suits for about $22k now, and they can afford that. We're fucked, man.

  • @nighthawk4744
    @nighthawk4744 Рік тому +9

    You underestimate how entertaining these videos are. Immediately after this video I play another 20 min one of yours.

  • @Randomfactsofwar
    @Randomfactsofwar 7 місяців тому +1

    The fact that badger mentioned that it was a nashorn instead makes of a dicker max pleased me, because I was screaming that he had the wrong tank

  • @ChaosComplete1
    @ChaosComplete1 2 роки тому +474

    "It's not mini anymore, it's just map." Words to live by.

  • @broderickratliff8411
    @broderickratliff8411 2 роки тому +662

    Skulker literally went " with each donation I grow stronger..."

    • @chaoticclonestudios
      @chaoticclonestudios 2 роки тому +17

      Then he became to powerful for this reality

    • @broderickratliff8411
      @broderickratliff8411 2 роки тому +5

      @@chaoticclonestudios why do a want to see a halo game but instead of master cheif and cortana it's jello and skulker

    • @chaoticclonestudios
      @chaoticclonestudios 2 роки тому +3

      @@broderickratliff8411 because itd be chaotic

    • @demounus4174
      @demounus4174 2 роки тому

      What is the timestamp on twitch for the autotune

    • @burpoi
      @burpoi 2 роки тому

      @@demounus4174 9th minute of the vid my man

  • @firenzarfrenzy4985
    @firenzarfrenzy4985 4 місяці тому +1

    Rough? Hell no! You’re clusterfuck of humor, awesomeness and sweet MoCap SFM model action is what keeps me coming back for the chaos that would make Jevil cower in fear.

  • @NatsuDragn33I
    @NatsuDragn33I Рік тому +1

    You're one of the few creators I just plain don't leave videos early on. Seriously, you have this energy that I have to soak up in my life lol

  • @elgordo2162
    @elgordo2162 2 роки тому +2888

    If Bing did break his neck, I like how Badger knew he'd immediately help pay medical bills and just moved on to knowing he'd be annoyed by it says everything about his dynamic with his crew.

    • @NukaVader76
      @NukaVader76 Рік тому +157

      The Russian Badger equivalent to wholesomeness

    • @yaylife171
      @yaylife171 Рік тому +199

      Basically, "I will help you, but I will shitpost the entire time"

    • @austinbutcher8106
      @austinbutcher8106 Рік тому +63

      @@yaylife171 I'm pretty sure Bing would want tht,

    • @TimeCircleBlue
      @TimeCircleBlue Рік тому +18

      @@yaylife171 a good vibe to have.

    • @TalosAcephalos
      @TalosAcephalos Рік тому +16

      ... sugar daddy badger

  • @mikedicewrites
    @mikedicewrites 2 роки тому +642

    Badger: "Yo, I'm so fast. I'm so fast. I am so fast. I am 'so' fast."
    Also Badger: (Drives off a cliff)
    11:45

    • @mortalsno4086
      @mortalsno4086 2 роки тому +14

      You watched the video too? Ain't that crazy

  • @rhysb7228
    @rhysb7228 8 місяців тому +1

    "No it's not pronounced yiff"
    Yeah I spat my drink too.

  • @ToastyMcMarshmallow
    @ToastyMcMarshmallow 5 місяців тому +5

    2:21 "I MIGHT BE 29 YEARS OLD WITH DIMENTIA! CAUSE I FORGOT ENTIRELY WHAT THE FUCK I WAS GONNA SAY!!"

  • @mikaelbh4515
    @mikaelbh4515 2 роки тому +1834

    Seeing skulker abuse everyone is the best Christmas gift I could ever ask for.
    Merry Jesus day Russian badger person man guy dude lad mate

    • @ting4758
      @ting4758 2 роки тому +4

      Ok

    • @maktshu
      @maktshu 2 роки тому +11

      What soundboard does skulker use

    • @theabsolutelycursedsprout9308
      @theabsolutelycursedsprout9308 2 роки тому +16

      @Don't read profile photo it's not funny anymore. it was funny in 2015. i am so tired of seeing these. cease

    • @Foxtrot-51
      @Foxtrot-51 2 роки тому +8

      @@theabsolutelycursedsprout9308 agreed

    • @wolf-fang
      @wolf-fang 2 роки тому +4

      @@theabsolutelycursedsprout9308 ikr

  • @TexasTaterSalad
    @TexasTaterSalad 2 роки тому +2271

    The 5.7 having a buff against poor people might be my favorite line on this channel.

    • @agentzero8898
      @agentzero8898 Рік тому +16

      I’m not sure I get the joke

    • @Kgosha
      @Kgosha Рік тому +154

      @@agentzero8898 A Five-seveN typically costs over $1000, aka way more than any handgun a normal person buys.

    • @agentzero8898
      @agentzero8898 Рік тому +16

      @@Kgosha okay gotcha

    • @ReformedSooner24
      @ReformedSooner24 Рік тому +49

      If Badger and Brandon Herrera ever do a collab I want that joke to resurface

    • @Mr-Trox
      @Mr-Trox Рік тому +28

      @@ReformedSooner24 AK Daddy plus Russian Badger would be a glorious crossover.

  • @jakepat8603
    @jakepat8603 Рік тому +6

    I don't think Ive ever heard badger laugh as hard as he did when skulker turned his soundboard back on XD

  • @furrygamer56
    @furrygamer56 10 місяців тому +2

    I learned my lesson about eating while watching your channel I almost got Rice Krispies everywhere because I laughed so hard

  • @marcusdaloia2974
    @marcusdaloia2974 2 роки тому +1062

    18:08 it is a little known fact that the tooth fairy is a domesticated variety of the much larger and more aggressive Bone Fairy.

    • @chumbucket3475
      @chumbucket3475 2 роки тому +102

      Also; unlike the tooth fairy, the bone fairy is not limited to waiting until the bones fall out

    • @marcusdaloia2974
      @marcusdaloia2974 2 роки тому +66

      @@chumbucket3475 Neither do tooth fairies if they go feral.

    • @slugrancher
      @slugrancher 2 роки тому +15

      that sounds AWESOME

    • @pepsiking5712
      @pepsiking5712 2 роки тому +20

      Yes but how much money do I get for a femur under my pillow

    • @CatBetaBellanri1218
      @CatBetaBellanri1218 2 роки тому +11

      @@pepsiking5712 out here asking the right questions!

  • @Stonewall5101
    @Stonewall5101 2 роки тому +360

    If they were a D&D adventuring party Jello would be the exhausted GM, Badger would be the confused fighter that barely knows what’s happening, and Skulker is the chaotic neutral Artificer/Bard.

    • @dubstepbeecorsi6892
      @dubstepbeecorsi6892 2 роки тому +27

      rule #2 of being a D&D GM: give your players options A, B, and C and they will always go for D

    • @mistamemewide
      @mistamemewide 2 роки тому +16

      I feel like Skulker would be an Illusion Wizard due to how many noises he’ll make with minor illusion.

    • @houston4077
      @houston4077 2 роки тому +16

      Would you put Grouse as a paladin?

    • @dubstepbeecorsi6892
      @dubstepbeecorsi6892 2 роки тому +9

      @@houston4077 i dont know i think hes the warrior
      or is it heavenly
      or is heavenly the monk

    • @noctva185
      @noctva185 2 роки тому +5

      boy I think Badger is gonna be the Artificer
      mainly because there's a chance that he might make a gun
      then again same applies to Geuce and Grouse

  • @pokemonchase9876
    @pokemonchase9876 Рік тому +4

    Hey badger just wanted to say that wet rack have a hidden downside you might not of known. Since there is water on them they don’t explode unless you put a block of sand in it while it activates.

  • @snowyarcher443
    @snowyarcher443 Рік тому +2

    Badda's strategy sounds pretty good right now with natural gas prices going up as high as they are, not going lie, I may need to get a bic lighter

  • @TorinnReacts
    @TorinnReacts 2 роки тому +3852

    "Kentucky is literally just farming, coal, fried chicken, and horses."
    As someone who lives there, I can confirm this. The only thing missing is "grass", if you know what I mean.

    • @Inkastar-tz8yd
      @Inkastar-tz8yd 2 роки тому +57

      first time seing that i thaught you said glass imagine farming glass

    • @darkkinggaming7988
      @darkkinggaming7988 2 роки тому +38

      Can't forget bourbon

    • @colasupernova2196
      @colasupernova2196 2 роки тому +54

      Western Kentucky here, I second that, but it’s regional. West is farming and coal, East is chicken and horses. ‘Grass’ is universal.

    • @VutheoVR
      @VutheoVR 2 роки тому +42

      @@colasupernova2196 mid kentucky here... We have meth and lexintgon... thats all

    • @colasupernova2196
      @colasupernova2196 2 роки тому +34

      @@VutheoVR Meth seems to be the universal constant.

  • @Anonymous-73
    @Anonymous-73 2 роки тому +1708

    15:19 The second someone said “yiff” I immediately felt my soul fade away

    • @mewk3213
      @mewk3213 2 роки тому +72

      Yep, and I was very relieved when it didn’t continue down that path of where that conversation was going

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 2 роки тому +8

      @@mewk3213 😐

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 2 роки тому +51

      @@clutchthecinnamonsergal8493 you clearly don’t know how deep the rabbit hole goes

    • @jacobcordero8569
      @jacobcordero8569 2 роки тому +85

      @@Anonymous-73 that seems like a poor choice of words

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 2 роки тому +42

      @@jacobcordero8569 you say that as if it wasn’t intended

  • @burgessgamers298
    @burgessgamers298 Рік тому +4

    skulker's idea with his auto-tune was actually brilliant, he knew people would donate bits as it would drive all of you insane.

  • @tristantucker5719
    @tristantucker5719 24 дні тому +1

    Bro, when that auto tune hit, the skulker sounded like star scream actually screaming in transformers prime!😂

  • @aconstantbore5219
    @aconstantbore5219 2 роки тому +420

    Badger: "20 minutes. I know, I know, it's long to sit through."
    Me: *enjoying every second*

  • @fudgetop7461
    @fudgetop7461 2 роки тому +1385

    The attention to detail on 5:56 where there was a cloud of dust after that clap is just phenomenal.

    • @bebop-lj7yv
      @bebop-lj7yv 2 роки тому +70

      Because badger is the definition of quality over quantity

    • @catskeleton2110
      @catskeleton2110 2 роки тому +53

      @@snansundernail8229 i mean, they on a battlefield, mans is in a knight suit, shit adds up that he has dirty hands

    • @lynx4082
      @lynx4082 Рік тому +5

      Ah yes I love the detail where you clap with armoured hands but it makes a normal hand clap sound

    • @luci417
      @luci417 Рік тому +4

      Better details then vanguard ngl

    • @jimshotfirst4887
      @jimshotfirst4887 Рік тому +5

      That was the anthrax

  • @tranterminus
    @tranterminus Рік тому +8

    Not gonna lie badger, once I saw the entire soviet armored division at 6:15, I was gonna ask "Why the hell do you have that many soviet tanks?", then my brain slapped me on the face and said "Yo stupid-ass, he doesn't call himself *RussianBadger* for nothing."

  • @TTVThe_Reaper_Cat
    @TTVThe_Reaper_Cat Рік тому +1

    Badger, your videos are flippin amazing, I love them a lot. They make me smile, they make me laugh, they make me wheeze sometimes too. Keep up the good work :)

  • @HiddenPlayerEX
    @HiddenPlayerEX 2 роки тому +253

    15:25 "I dunno I always feel like furries have such a huge power level that they're not to be trifled with"
    As a wise man once said, "If they can afford a $2000 fursuit, they can afford a $10 pipebomb in my mailbox"

    • @attilakovacs5040
      @attilakovacs5040 2 роки тому +21

      That is actually really fucken true,like,they pay hundreds,thousands of dollars for one single fursuit,then they can even send a pipe bomb to your home via mailbox.

    • @Fujimokou985
      @Fujimokou985 2 роки тому +11

      Good thing furries are a bit of a push over, like most of the time people who hate furries are more agressive when insulted then furries who are insulted.

    • @Fujimokou985
      @Fujimokou985 2 роки тому +17

      Of course as a wise man once said "The probability of a furry being a domestic terrorist is low but never zero" so you probably shouldn't chance it.

    • @dubstepbeecorsi6892
      @dubstepbeecorsi6892 2 роки тому +3

      no joke
      you and i
      thinkin the same thing
      although i didnt know pipebombs costd 10$

    • @attilakovacs5040
      @attilakovacs5040 2 роки тому +7

      @@Fujimokou985 honestly,i have been talking about this everywhere where furries were mentioned.
      Furries are actually not that bad as society shows them like. Just because they are in fursuits,that does not mean that they are different species. They are showing that they love making fursuits and meeting others who also like making fursuits. Yeah,there's the dark side of every social group,including them furries now,but that is not as much as people think so. So yeah,i think that society pushes over the topic of furries and the judgemental acts towards them.

  • @Kleineralsdulil
    @Kleineralsdulil 2 роки тому +209

    Skullker 2019: polite but weird tech goblin who pranks and fools his friends
    Skullker 2021: fucking walking autotuned shitpost holding twitch at ransom that he stops belittling them.
    Boss

  • @preettygoood7774
    @preettygoood7774 3 місяці тому

    I love that everyone's models are from different military shooters but Badda, befitting his personality as shown in this video, is just a TABG model.

  • @Gam3rChick3n202
    @Gam3rChick3n202 2 місяці тому +1

    14:50 i love how badger say that he doesn't say jod but a few seconds later he says jod and no one even acknowledge it 💀💀

  • @Steviebob-
    @Steviebob- 2 роки тому +793

    "Kentucky is literally just farming coal, fried chicken and horses"
    As someone who's from Kentucky, I can confirm that he's not wrong.

    • @ajithink1391
      @ajithink1391 2 роки тому +25

      That's not true! We have meth as well.

    • @curtismcpsycho8212
      @curtismcpsycho8212 2 роки тому +10

      @@ajithink1391 Doesn't every state also have meth?

    • @toddbatchelder9380
      @toddbatchelder9380 2 роки тому +16

      ...And a retired police officer that nearly killed himself with a bad 50BMG SLAP round.

    • @joshuamattingly1232
      @joshuamattingly1232 2 роки тому +12

      He forgot one thing, Tobacco, swear where I live there’s at least 6 to 9 tobacco farms, it’s ridiculous, and I’m not even in a rural area. Also just random dead ends in neighborhoods that no one knows why they’re there, the ones where you could ask the people that built the very houses that inhabit the neighborhood and they’d all say “I dunno, those were there when we started building.”

    • @jlellis85
      @jlellis85 2 роки тому +9

      You can’t forget the bourbon and alcoholism

  • @gamerkatone28
    @gamerkatone28 2 роки тому +273

    Badger: That's rough man, if you're watching all the way to the end for.. 20 MiNuTeS
    Most of us: BRO WE'D WATCH AN HOUR LONG VIDEO IF YOU'D LET US

    • @hio.hinomaru21
      @hio.hinomaru21 2 роки тому +6

      Also most of us : "What the fcc is this?"

    • @Stuff59042
      @Stuff59042 2 роки тому +6

      Hard facts. His best of Videos for the last 3 years have been about an hour each of solid goddamned gold.
      Warning: Do not watch after getting blazed. You will die.

  • @Frickll
    @Frickll Рік тому +2

    This group never fails to embody the best parts of any friend group. Makes me miss mine 😭😭

  • @LithiumBC
    @LithiumBC Рік тому +1

    I always find myself coming back to this video, this is a definite certified hood classic

  • @BlueInkAlchemy
    @BlueInkAlchemy 2 роки тому +1137

    10:51 The aggression with which Heavenly mutes Skullker gives me life. I mean, I love Skullker's shenanigans as much as the next gamer, but DAMN.

    • @xenophanes.
      @xenophanes. 9 місяців тому +7

      I agree man.

    • @Choujifangirl
      @Choujifangirl 7 місяців тому +12

      Honestly, I would’ve convinced heavenly for him to keep going, despite a pounding headache, because that crap is hilarious to me. Any type of voice modulation makes me crack up in a way that you will not physically understand which is why I love text to speech shit, which is guaranteed to make me roll on the floor in hysterics

  • @kalcibone5055
    @kalcibone5055 2 роки тому +2035

    Demand: Skulker doing a female voicechanger for an entire episode.

    • @adrawingprotogen2994
      @adrawingprotogen2994 2 роки тому +211

      I've never disagreed but wanted something more in my life

    • @bgreer3067
      @bgreer3067 2 роки тому +58

      Yes, I wouldn’t even know what to do with it but yes

    • @primalryuu54
      @primalryuu54 2 роки тому +51

      Oh my god. That would hilarious to watch.

    • @aricohen5960
      @aricohen5960 2 роки тому +33

      Fuck yeah dude. F-fuck yeah.

    • @darkmodeenjoyer3367
      @darkmodeenjoyer3367 2 роки тому +46

      The chaos
      Do you how much chaos that would be

  • @userhasdied2704
    @userhasdied2704 Рік тому +2

    this gives me the same energy as when the misfits were in their cs:go PRIME

  • @madlysoldier5143
    @madlysoldier5143 Рік тому

    Tbf about that Kuuga Friendship and Gun I found meme is kinda suited
    Iirc the scene was,
    Kuuga “Hey I can’t hurt this dude who faster than me on Motorcycle”
    The Police Partner “Don’t worry I got a gun prepared for you”