TACTICAL FRIED CHICKEN | World of Tanks
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You need psycho jet to cook that chicken.
@@toddhoward1498 do you?!
True lol
Todd Howard lmfao
here am i an experiences wolverine player playing my fav tonk like a heavy tonk with 1 mm of armour
I legit play tanktastic 3d tanks
I remember seeing this Reddit post where someone actually calculated how many slaps it would take to cook a chicken and it was several thousand slaps OR one slap at 20,000-30,000 km/hr
*sauce my good sir*
So just 20-30 slaps at 1000km/hr should also do the job then right
I did the math!
One slap of 3,725.95 mph or 23,034 slaps of average strength to be exact
I think someone actually did it
People don’t talk about Geuce cocking that shotgun enough and it’s sad. That part got me laughing so hard it hurt
Sodium FTW he pumps way to many shells out of that
Luc Goltstein he isn’t actually ejecting shells he’s just pumping it.
And FYI he only ejected 10 this isn’t 1897 most modern shotguns hold closer to 14
UBER CHARGING SHOTGUN
THE MORE YOU PUMP IT, THE HARDER IT HITS, RIGHT?
@@adamz.5844 UBERCHARGING!
@@memillionthdoot4436
NO GEUCE, THIS ISN'T A WATER GUN FIGHT THAT'S NOT HOW THAT WORKS!!
"I literally live in poverty and i dont even eat that trash" is one of the best lines ever
It’s “I’d even eat THAT TRASH” my friend
@@dannyyoroi1955 dude...the subtitles are RIGHT THERE
WunderSchnell Awg fuck dude how’d I mess that up!?!
nah nah nah nah throw some of your hard earned hungry man brownies on it and its all good
@@dannyyoroi1955 you were homeless for too long B :’(
0:06 Assuming you could punch with the force of a high-end olympic athlete at around 1000 joules of energy per punch, it'd take around 460 punchs to get the chicken to a safe temperature. If you wanted to do it with one punch however, you'd have to hit the chicken at around 3725 mph or more than 5 and a 1/2 times the speed of sound. Both methods would sadly render the chicken unedible via turning it into a gross boney smoothy in the case of the multiple punchs and a bloody mist in the case of the one punch.
"And a bloody mist in the case of one punch"
I died
so your telling me, saitama could cook a chicken?
@@WowieZowie123 Technically, yes.
@@WowieZowie123 He could cook a chicken by rubbing his hands together fast enough to produce that much heat.
Actually I'm surprised he doesn't, he'd save money on his bills.
@@WowieZowie123 if he wanted to yes he could but it would be cooked then instantly disintegrated all at once and he'd flatten half the city he was in while doing so.
Every single video of badgers has a chaotic neutral vibe.
What do you expect? The guy is savage
[ W E T ]
Casualism at its finest!
Almost thought i left a comment on a video i never watched
So you're the one the Lord Speaks of...
0:00 Physical to Thermal.
4:47 Geuce locked & loaded.
6:03 - 6:57 Struggle meals.
0:44 Xbox voice chat.
7:22 Heavenly built like Kingpin from Into The Spider-Verse
God bless you for this
@@nocontentoverhere5351 ye I play on Xbox so this is so true lol
How hard would i have to punch a chicken to cook it
*chicken turns in chicken leg bucket*
" AN ENEMY WITHOUT COVER IS WITHOUT VICTORY, BROTHER" - Heavenly, 2019
"AN ENEMY WITHOUT FRIED CHICKEN IS WITHOUT HOPE, BROTHER!"
-HEAVENLY (Probably)
That sounds so much like some 40k warhammer line
Heavenly pretty much quoting space Marines
That's gonna be on his grave stone as a quote.
"B57 THAT BATTLESHIP IS SUNK... FUCK YEAH!"
"YOU SEE THAT T-67? WHAT T-67?" Has such malicious intent behind it I love it.
_...y'all hear sum'n?_
I ordered KFC bucket and asked if I could use my bucket as a drink.
The manager walked over and said: no, but we can’t legally stop you.
I am not even surprised
That Manger is awesome
He wanted to see what the limit for the human body was.🤣🤣🤣
what kfc do you go to my guy?
Ask for the Big One sometime. The last time I was there, admittedly like 10 years ago, they would sell you what was functionally a chicken bucket fountain drink
*Drives up to KFC*
Me: "I'll have 2 #9's"
Employee: "Crispy or regular sir?"
Me: " *WET* "
So did you fill your bucket In soda?
KFC worker: "Wet crispy or wet original?"
Me: WET
LMFAO!!!!!
I'll have 2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, and a soda.
Main Meme Man you forgot the two number 45’s one with cheese
4:20 "The bucket is your drink" God Bless America
cheesyseal4321 Anon 420 too
Free refills right? GOD bless America.
cheesyseal4321 Anon YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAA!?!??
"y'all got any straws?" "No" *shoots hole in bucket and drinks out of it*
@pascalwherleinfan22 Thank you
My favorite thing about the chicken question is that someone actually figured it out by making a machine to slap a chicken until it is cooked.
Someone woke up and chose violence in the silliest way possible.
German Panzer: Hanz..do you hear that?
Heavenly: *yeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!*
Mein god hanz ITS WET
*w e t*
Oh nein oh scheisse. Es ist wet...
They you just here
“An enemy without cover is without victory brother”
Hanz we need a bigger KANNON
You know what Marine stands for?
Muscles
Are
Required
Intelligence
Not
Essential
Hephsmith that made me laugh more than it should have
Aside from maybe the ability to calculate bullet drop and wind
@@wokedog1799 It's a joke I learned from my dad, who's a retired Airforce soldier, and the Airforce generally believes they're better than the Marines, in a friendly rivalry sort of sense.
Marine also stands for:
My
Ass
Rides
In
Navy
Equipment
@@nodeloliver6201 Well played!
7:34 I remember having blue and gold gym shorts, because i would wear them every P.E, and that just hit me in the nostalgia of terrible memories. I love it
"We got an enemy in C7..."
(Explosion)
"You HAD an enemy in C7."
*WET*
Y'all hear somn.
Ghost Recon Delta17 I started crying at that 😂 I was laughing for a solid 1 minute without making noise 😂
1 average slap would generate a temperature increase of 0.0089 degress Celsius.
To cook the chicken in one slap, you would have to slap it with a velocity of 1665.65 m/s or 3725.95 mph.
Can ya?
If you try hard enough
Grouse prolly could
Your hand would either stop existing or all the bones would shatter.
A worthy sacrifice for a delicious cooked chicken.
Would this cook the entire chicken or just a small area of the body?
@@Savage_phirahna7._. Whole buddy.
“The moar you pump it, the harder it hits right?!” I shed a tear after laughing so hard at that one
U B E R C H A R G I N G S H O T G U N
i did the same but not a SINGLE tear but to the point that i felt like i swallowed salt water that was extra WET
me too, i was literaly DYING at this moment XDDD
THE HARDER YOU PUMP IT THE HARDER IT HITS
Is the same vibe with people in middle east keep pressing the forward assist because it increase the damage of the bullet
Just showed my parents the intro, my mom didn’t get it, my dad whose an engineer laughed his ass off.
Haymaker the chicken.
Divorce ur mom
*Geuce Shotgun Section occurs*
Me: *spirit vacates body via non-stop laughing/creasing*
Also, Heavenly's "*YEET!*" is a thing of B E A U T Y.
I like how I see all the UA-cam notifications going APEX LEGENDS IS CHANGING THE FACE OF GAMING or INSANE APEX LEGENDS DOOR STRAT and then I just see TACTICAL FRIED CHICKEN. Easy first choice
Your subbed to teo then
Matt TW yee
U rite
@Dib I had that issue myself, it's actually just a settings issue that can easily be resolved. So, youtube isn't "broke" you just need to change your settings. I do believe that something is wrong with youtube itself however (probably a bug of sorts) youtube resets the settings in regards to how it shows your notifications every once in a while. So uh... Yeah just check your settings.
Yeah, I'm already tired of Apex Legends. While it may be fun to play (I wouldn't know, I don't have anything strong enough to run it), it's not really that enjoyable to watch.
Someone actually did the calculation and found out how hard you'd have to slap a chicken and if I remember right it was somewhere around 3400-3700 MPH to fully cook a chicken with a single slap.
Or 23034 average slaps (btw it was 3725.95 mph)
Mach 5 slap
Yeh bottom comments dats Falo
Lol. Would your hand survive?
So someone call all might.
It's been 2 years since the video was posted and till this day hearing grouse ask "Have you ever had frosted flakes with water" still hits home for me.
how bout now
@@ramenveins9215 still hits
@@jayfox1152what about now tho
@@TheDonutMan3000 still hits
@@jayfox1152 damn, that's tuff...
To cook a chicken with a single slap you would need to slap it with a velocity of 1665.65 m/s or 3725.95 mph
....what would happen?
Instagram
That would cook the chicken how much force would it take to actually fry the chicken
@@jigglypuff8437 it and every thing around it would likely combust from the friction. Objects aren't supposed to move through atmosphere that fast and it would just ignite every thing around it. There would also be very loud sonic boom as you break the sound barrier.
That's like a mach 4 or 5 slap. Literally hypersonic slaps. It won't work, you'll shred the chicken instead of cooking it.
Many much slower slaps would work.
Need to figure out how hard you can slap the chicken without shredding it, add some safety margin, then repeat until cooked.
I think you'd get farther strapping a thawed chicken to a massive array of midrange speakers, and feeding those speakers with a 2 kilohertz sinewave.
All about maximizing amplitude and frequency at the same time, that's why you go with midrange speakers and that frequency.
Also insulate the chicken because the energy input will be tiny no matter what method you use so long as that method doesn't actually destroy the chicken. The problem is finding an insulation method that blocks heat transfer but not sound transfer, unless you insulate the whole thing speakers and all. But then you run into the problem of it becoming an electrical heater because you're also cooking the chicken with the heat of the coil driving the speakers.
I haven’t laughed this hard since capitao clapitao
ClapCap. xD
*CLAPPED*
Than you'll know this
'God... DAMN'
Fact
I know, this is killing me.
if the SU-100Y had a voice
V
"I ain't built like a bunker. *I AM THE BUNKER."*
"I will endure a thousand deaths before I yield"
That’s why the dicker max was built🤣
@@melamvs8890 funny enough tho, the american SPG called M12 was designated the "Bunker Buster" because they used to roll that thing up to bunkers and "siege" they'r way in by firing a 155mm E-HE (Extra filler High Explosive) shell and proceed to slam that shell into the bunker doors, wich more often then not would implode the whole bunker considering the amount of ammo was stored inside a bunker.
@@caoimheriley9424 to partake in our crusade is to be immortal
+
This episode will forever live in infamy for me . Just everything about the badger crew is embodied in this one episode.
4:00 This reminds me of a time when I was at the movies with my friends and I went to the concession stand and ordered, and I quote "A large popcorn and an equally as large Pepsi" without even thinking. Needless to say, my friends laughed their asses off.
Now that's funny.
When people actually take time out of their day to figure out the math and science behind pimp slapping a chicken to cook it
you would have to punch it with an average velocity of 3975 mph
@@Boiyu thank you for this.
thank
@@Boiyu Bruh you'd fr have to one punch man that bitch. I thought it would take a lot of force but daaaamn.
yeah the amont of force required would not only be impossible but even if you could because of the surface area of your hand it would cause the atoms in your hand to separate on an atomic scale and cause a small scale nuclear explosion
Edit: some spelling stuff
Mandatory DEEP FRIERS
chicken - FRIED
shells - FRIED
my will to live - FRIED
Rack - WET
Hotel - Trivago
@@derekweeks1386 haha hahaha nice one
My memes, FRIED
My life - Deaded
Every time Heavenly says “YEET”
My heart fills a bit
Wet: adjective
1.Describes a action that was undoubtedly astounding to others
2.when something gets covered by a sort of liquid. Commonly water, Uncommonly... Grease from Fried Chicken
1. Example: "hits a guy 500m out with a 50mm cannon shell from a wolverine" . . . WET!!!!!!!
"It's finger lickin' good!"
- Colonel Sanders, Bullseyin' krauts in his Wolverine
Honestly..."Wet" used in that context, to me, is marginally less cringy than saying "moist".
It's just...bluhhh
Pretty sure the M10 has a 75mm...
"I'm just saying if physical energy can be converted in to thermal energy, how hard would I have to punch a chicken to cook it?"- jello 2019
slap it at 20000 mph
Seeing him punch the chicken and it become a bucket of chicken, accompanied by the fart sound, killed me.
You need to throw a punch going Mach 4 to cook a Chicken. This is one punch. Not slaps. Straight up punching a chicken. You need to be going 4 times faster than the speed of sound to cook a chicken.
This means that approximately 2,228 punches of 100 Joules each would be required to cook the chicken.
AN ENEMY WITHOUT COVER, IS AN ENEMY WITHOUT VICTORY, BROTHER.
😂
BROTHERRR!!!
MERICA!!!!!!!!!
I need more of Heavenly playing Arty bruh.
Do you mean fried chicken?
Purge the enemy's cover, Brother.
Played this many years ago when my friend recommended it, he was really pushing me to play.
He had played for quite a while, several tier tanks and in just a few days, feels like 3.
I get a Bison artillery and somehow we won't que up at the same time and get into the same game.
We were shocked I had already something worthy of going up against his tier level of tanks.
I just cheated the system and yeeted up the ranks in an instant. Had no idea what I was doing but point and click games are my thing, and when I no scoped shot an ambushing tank without aiming and winning the game. That was magical.
I asked my science teacher the chicken question with a straight face all serious and he laughed for about 5 minutes.
(Calls 911): 911, what's your emergency?
Yeah, my teacher is suffocating to death!
Ok. Calm down, why is he suffocating?
I asked him a question, and then he started laughing! He won't stop!
What's the question you asked him?
How hard do you have to punch a chicken to cook it?
Pffffff.......HAHHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!
@@alexerny5552 lmao!
Another 911 meme:
911, what's your emergency?
I - I hear shots!
Ok, calm down, can you say how they sound like?
TRA TRA TRA TRA TRA
@@arianas0714 are you sure it wasn't BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT.
Simon Flores a-10 sounds intensifying
2355.3 mile per hour punch in order to cook a chicken
someone actually answered it
lmao
Lamo 😂
God Bless the comment section lol!
3725.95mph
48,437.35 pounds of force
(24.218675 tons of force)
Geuce: I can't afford butter, it's too expensive and we live in poverty. Life is hard...
Also Geuce: Yo guys! Check out mah shotgun, it was perty cheep at $600 plus the dozens of shotgun shells!
When you’re poor, you have to prioritize
When the fridge gets a bit too empty suddenly a deer or two gets "hit"
Kill 3 deer and you've made back your money
i am convinced geuce has a good 3 shells that he just somehow keeps reusing
Give a man a fish and feed him for a day but give a man a shotgun and he'll eat fresh deer every day.
"If physical energy can be turned into thermal energy, how hard would I have to punch a chicken to cook it?" It's questions like this that keep me wanting more videos like this and a perfect reason to watch your videos from years ago to get a new laugh everytime lol. I can't stress enough how awesome it is to laugh at a question like this and still have it feel new to laugh at lol.
All these fried chicken memes made me have to manually pump my blood
Robert simoneaux and if your out of ammo, spray chicken oil at them
Deadass, did like three minutes of research for this:
According to sources, chicken cooks at about 8 KW of energy. Every kilowatt is about 1,000 neutons. So slap at 8,000 neutons of force evenly across the entire chicken for 8 minutes. Boom, saved you your gas bill. Ez.
Worst part? Badger prolly won't see this
Nice
So you mean to tell me that! If I train hard enough. I then can punch my chicken at around 2000 lbf/in^2 (pounds per square inch) that I will be able to "cook" my chicken with 8 minutes of punching :D
Also I don't think it's actually 2000 lbf I just estimated. I don't wanna use a calculator
I mean, the chicken has to actually survive those numbers...
But what if!
(Ik what will happen I'm just having fun talking about this)
@@ssybordg me too but the idea of a fist with he force of a Goku that swallowed Superman and drank 2 tons of monster is an amazing visual. For 8 solid minutes too
“You see this T-67?”
“Yes”
*explosion*
“WHAT T-67?!”
😂
No no it's *wet*
You /sips/ HAD /sips/ a bogie /sips/ in c-*hic* seven.
If there wasn't any emoji this would be good
@Gamer Guy2019 y'all hear sumn?
#WeSawTheVideo
Sitting here eating fried chicken and I hear "mild cardiac arrest" and I'm just sitting here thinking "it's worth it"
the formal conversion between kinetic energy and thermal energy is 1/2mv^2=mcT , the average human hand weighs about 0.4kg, and average slap has the velocity 11m/s (25mph) an average rotisserie chicken weighs 1kg (2lb) and has a specific heat capacity of 2720 j/kg*c. if the chicken starts at 0c (32f) and has to reach a temperature of 205c (400f) for it be considered cooked. 1 average slap would generate a temperature increase of 0.0089 degrees Celsius. it would take 23,034 average slaps to cook the chicken or 1 slap you would have to slap it with a velocity of 1665.65m/s ( 3725.95 mph) .... just sayin
So call flash
This is literally the reason I do math and not sit in the bathroom for math
Copy and paste
DragonFruit97 this is an example of a person who likes to do math and science for a living but applies it to random questions... 10/10 would like comment again
@@kameronjones7139 from where? Where the hell would anyone else even find this information?
11:48 now that is a victory cheer if I ever heard one!
KFC!!!!!!!
The true "1v1 me bro" victory cry
He has strong Kyle energy
"It's free to play, so there's no harm in trying it out."
Except that your router might commit suicide because of the download size.
Its only like 65gb on Xbox. Red Dead 2 is 111gb. Only reason your router should die is if you're as poor as a sugar sandwich
And past Tier 6 it effectively becomes Pay to Win.
@@theSpookyThief its ONLY 65 GB
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN ONLY 65 GB THAT IS FAR TOO LARGE
@@axelmilan4292 not really you just have to just know what your doing and pay attention not pay to win
@@theSpookyThief DUDE 65GB IS LIKE GTA V
I would like everyone to know, that the question posed in this video: “can you fill up the chicken bucket with soda” was asked so many times, that seemingly Badger bullied KFC in releasing an answer, and the answer is yes, as of June 2021, you can in fact, use the bucket for soda.
WHY U BUILT LIKE KINGPIN FROM SPIDERVERSE?
ALL SHOULDERS NO NECK BROTHER
Jello, how the fuck you built like AND1 basketball shorts?
@@MishraArtificer I knew that exact energy
In order to answer my friend jellos question at the beginning but this time it’s with a slap...
1 average slap would generate a temperature increase of 0.0089 degrees Celsius. It would take 23,034 average slaps to cook a chicken
To cook the chicken in one slap you would have to slap it with a velocity of 1665.65 m/s or 3725.95 mph
Lofi Simulator so basically you've got no chance at doing either unless you're blessed with superpowers
So basically falcon punch it and ya got dinner for the night
@@anti-virus1778 yeah pretty much
my math was off i got about 3975 mph
@@Boiyu but that's still a good margin of error
Omfg Geuce's starting intro was so god damn funny he doesn't realize it only because he's a big boi and likes talking about food.
0:17 - "It wasn't that funny..."
The most replayed part of the video statistic: "You are *PROVABLY* wrong."
Badger: No fear
Heavenly: Hey Badger, you wanna play some Horse?
Badger: N̶o̶ One Fear
Ummm.... so the intro actually made me think about it and I was interested. So doing some rough math in my head and then double checked I have calculated how fast you would need to punch a chicken to cook it.
Average mass of human male arm is 8 pounds
Chicken was thawed previously (didn't really want to calculate it)
Average time to cook a whole chicken to be relatively even and complete is 4 hours
it takes .4kWh for per hour so thats 1.6kWh in total
1.6 kWh converted to joules is 5760000J
The formula for kinetic energy is KE=(1/2)mv^2
to solve for velocity we need v alone
solving for v gives us
v=±((√2 * √KE)/(√m))
Plunging in our givens we get...
1200 meters a seconds or 2684.324 miles per hour
THATS FASTER THAN THE FASTEST PLANE EVER BUILT! (the sr-71 approx 2193mph)
I didn't want to calculate how much impact the whole weight of the human body has on the arm. So it was left out. It could be a lot more or a little. Its basically a arm shooting through space and hitting a chicken.
I put way too much time into this my 5 minutes wasted :(
oh well...
;)
(EDIT: I would like to state that I do not believe that this is totally accurate. It was rushed and I was tired and wanted to go to bed so I forgot to mention some things so now I will. It is not accurate because of the fact that this calculation only takes into account that it converts 100% kinetic energy to thermal. Now this would not happen in real life and the conversion is probably less than 1%, and that because the kinetic energy is transferred into the chicken as energy of motion, it would (like some have stated) fly apart. It also does not consider the effect of gravity of the Earth, the entire weight of the human body behind a punch, the density of a chicken, the density of a human, the surface area of the punch, atmospheric drag, and whole bunch of other things that I thought of when I woke up in the night to get some water. I like to be precise and take my time with things. I did not calculate it with all of these other variables because I have yet to teach myself some more basic calculus as I am only in the 10th grade taking HON ALG II. When I do teach myself how to do these things I will calculate it and come back. So in conclusion if you were asked this question and the answer would give you a trillion dollars I wouldnt use my answer. :( sorry for not including this sooner got side tracked with ADHD brain wanting to watch 3blue1brown)
GOOD JAB MAN
I really want to call you Einstein, because I didn't understand anything about that
Randall Sanders this is the easy part of physics lmao
wait but wouldnt the chicken be destroyed meaning that its impossible to cook a chicken by punching it
No quite true about fastest plane but it is the fastest plane used IN SERVICE anywhere so I’ll let it slide
Good job anyway on the maths
"I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda."
I'm keep it 100% with ya chief, this is Starbucks.
O ok... I'll just have a wet arty shell then.
I WANT A UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU BURGER
Ima keep it unreal engine 4 with you cheif, you got the wrong store my guy.
Ok if I can't get a burger maybe I can somewhere else a pizza that is BONELESS
*Y'ALL GOT BATTLESHIPS?!*
"You had, a bogie..in C7" One of the best "hold my beer" moments. I love you guys.
11:50 Snorts a line of coke in a millisecond
I Swear I have watched this at least 30+ times now, it always seems to be "the up next" video and I can never not watch it. Such a hilarious video.
As a marine I completely agree with the crayons 😂😂
wayne mundell, but can you confirm the KFC. WE NEED TO KNOW!
LPGV Studios KFC confirmed 😂👌🏽
wayne mundell, YES, YES!
I still dont get it 😂
Reign of Kings which part
4:09
As an American I would believe this was a real unedited image if it wasn’t for the tactical gear
not gonna lie I love the little animated scenes he does
Me expecting a random thing to happen: ._.
Badger: *WET*
what if an m1a1 abrams went back in time to the revolutionary war.
it would truly be peak
*M E R I C A*
Jes, the first 100km until you realize that you cant repair or refill it.
Especially since we only start to fight when everyone else has a severe disadvantage to us. Then they either have to level the playing field or lose :).
If that happened im ready for Washington to sign the papers
Can do that better in war thunder
Interesting! How advanced would tanks be in WW2 after that I wonder?
5:05 Never have I felt more understood by another human being than in this moment.
Geuce lives in one of these three : Texas Colorado or mars. I'll have the hit squad start hunting lemme go call elon musckle
Ellen mascera
He could be in almost any state in America in all seriousness, anything Midwestern, basically anything except New York, Michigan, Illinois, and California. You know, the inferior states.
@@feartheghus Based
He's a Ohioan
@@wokedog1799 or a Hoosier
Kelly Badger, to answer Jello’s question on how hard would you have to punch a chicken to turn it into a cooked chicken, is going to be in terms of speed. To turn a chicken, who on average have a temperature of 25°C (or 77°F) into a cooked chicken or 75 °C (or 167 °F) would take a single punch going at 368 m/s or approximately 825mph.
The math is in the reply if anyone wants to check it.
(I do not claim to have done the math but I had done it separately and checked myself before looking around. There are also different formulas to solve said equation)
My math is simple,
Assuming that the chicken needs to reach 75C to be considered cooked, starting at 25C.
According to the internet, the specific heat capacity of a chicken is 2.72 kJ/kg C, meaning that for a 1.5kg chicken, a total of 204kJ of energy is needed.
Assuming that all of the kinetic energy is transferred into heat, and that the effective mass of your hand (plus a bit of arm) is 3kg, using E=1/2 m V2 gives a velocity of 368m/s.
In freedom units, that’s 825mph.
Feel free to check my math.
The link to this math is
www.google.com/amp/s/amp.reddit.com/r/shittyaskscience/comments/9ocuhk/if_kinetic_energy_is_converted_to_thermal_energy/
I like your dedication
@@guccisucc6397 he stole it tho
Congrats you stole a comment, so smart.
Nice one for steal a comment son
0:02 it’s kinetic energy not physical energy
And about 4000mph is how fast your fist will have to travel to cook a chicken
Damn that means you gotta be able to throw a punch over MACH FIVE 😂😂
Yeah it's like 45,000 joules of energy or some wack shit
Damn jello would have one hell of a haymaker
HungreyGinger 74 if I ever get super powers second thing I'm doing is seeing if I can punch cook a chicken
@@tdjkhazard4522 lol
5:22 I recognize the cluster charge of a Halo 5 Type-53 plasma caster from the Merchants of Qikost anywhere..
10:05
Literally my favorite part of the video, just Badger screaming WET RACK killed me
When I was in basic training, 2 dipshits in a different platoon went and got Popeyes. If that doesn't sum up the relationship the U.S. Army has with fried chicken, nothing will.
When I was in America I actually saw a guy filling up his kfc bucket with Pepsi ... murca
Edit: for those asking it was in Nevada
never thought i would get to call a soft drink greasy but here we are.
That man is a ledgen
Which state
I've seen people do it a lot back when I worked at KFC a couple years ago 😂 they would take the plastic to go back line the bucket with them and fill it with soda personally at our location we didn't give a flying fuck as long as you payed for you shit if you wanted to do some silly shit like that more power to ya 😂
*bag not back lol
0:00 One guy did actually test a similar principle by making a machine that slaps meat repeatedly, and he did successfully cook a chicken and a steak. The steak sucked and I don't think he tried the chicken, but they were cooked.
I don't know how hard a single punch would have to be, though.
This means that approximately 2,228 punches of 100 J each would be required to cook the chicken.
you ever just watch badger videos so much that you don't even need sounds on to hear exactly how they sound
*raises hand in KFC WET chicken*
I'ma keep it real with you chief, Heavenly hit nothin' but net that whole game as Artillery. *WET*
**[WET]**
Sees Fried Chicken and Badger in title:
Well this could be interesting.
6:47 if it had butter it would be an Aussie dessert
The sugar sandwich reminded me of my dad toasting toast and putting it in two slices of bread when we were uber broke.
Literal bread sandwich...!
br*t*sh “”””cuisine”””” be like
6:16 *FuCkIn ExCuSe YoU?!?*
I actually lost it here
Would it turn into a nuke if you punched it hard enough
KricketGaming *Punches hard enough to split the atom*
@@ayples1204 "would be faster than the speed of fucking light and require the chicken to be made of uranium" just starting it as a joke to understand how fucked it would be
john w So what you’re telling me is that we’re going to harness nuclear chickens to conveniently and safely travel the galaxy at faster than light speed while enjoying fried chicken?
Jonathan Boatright *E X A C T L Y*
Smash it at the speed of light it will fucking perform nuclear fusion
I've watched these videos at least a dozen times just to hear Heavenly's banter, and it is PRIME
Fun Fact
Before Wolverine (The Comic Book Character) got a name, one of the suggestions was "The Badger"
2:51
12:27 ; [/sips in boomer]
*_I appreciate that reference._*
*_MORE THAN YOU WILL EVER KNOW!_*
I tried the so called "sugar sandwich" and let me say I was absolutely
*WET*
It's WET to increase reload speed or increase durability?
Durability
I think
But he said there was no butter. ;)
Deadmemes deus vult DAYBENY
No one:
Jello when he sees a raw chicken: *STANDING HERE, I REALISE*
As soon as badger said thats a real firearm cause of the state he lives in I geused sweet home Alabama or texas
Me too
Texan, Alabama is the land of incest not firearms
Imma say somewhere from Pennsylvania to tennessee
He lives in SAN FRANSCISCO!
Wat about montana
Can we actually have someone do the math for how hard a chicken would need to be punched in order to cook it? I'm genuinely curious.
GameGuru Someone already did it. It’s like 3,276 MPH
@@jakob084 Yeah, that seems about right. We're getting One Punch Man up in here!
@@Guru_1092 No, because then the chicken would no longer exist my friend!
Nah, all might would hit it 5 times kek
It needs a force of 120,700 pounds or 60.35 tons to cook a chicken by punching it
Slaps Chicken at 3275.95 MPH
Dinners ready
summit is that you?
I saw that post on Insta 30mins before this vid went up
i have no name same lol
10:57
Bajur: No no no...
Geuce: YEET!!!!!!
Colonel Sanders would be proud
Did it
Having finally found artillery in this game, I now know the hype of landing a kill shot from the other side of the map
Legends say that every time a German tanker died in WW2, you could hear him scream “Russian Bias!” This did not apply only to the eastern front.
the beginning is my life: short and weak, yet everyone laughs at it
This is probably the best video you have released BY FAR! Love these man!
Man I could go for some KPC “Kentucky PUNCHED Chicken”
Just sayin in the deep fryers in the American tanks is it popeyes or KFC because that could really turn a platoon around.
Soldiers from Georgia only cook Church's Chicken and the true smooth brains cook Chick-Fil-A.
Facts.
0:07 someone “cooked” a chicken using a slapping device and it actually worked
No way
I feel I should contribute by saying that British Tanks are required to have what is essentially a kettle, to boil food, but more importantly make tea in the comfort of a tank. Next I'm expecting some fucking armchairs in there as well.
xXXDumbWordStupidNumberXXx the officers need some comforts, and we had to install them because the kept getting killed every time they stepped out of the tank for a brew no matter how often they got their heads blown off, it was the only way to ensure they would remain in the vehicle short of welding them in
@@dionwoollaston5717 Surely they should be given comfy chairs as well, to make them more willing to stay in the tank then?
xXXDumbWordStupidNumberXXx of course not, there has to be some distinction between the classes.
What do you think we are, the US military?
"The Hood could have sunk the bismarck if it has one more turret. But those dang brits just had to make the biggest swimming tea kitchen"
Bloody hell.
Those red glowing eyes on the soldiers goggles reminded me of Helgas from Killzone.
Only the difference is... *MURICA FREBRAME*
*AND CRAYONS*
That boi lives in Texas definitely 5:00
Fun fact, your fist would need a velocity of approximately 3725.95 mph to safely cook a chicken in a single hit, or if you are an Olympic boxer you'd need to punch the chicken approximately 460-920 times.