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  • Опубліковано 28 лис 2024

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  • @fuzionsteel4902
    @fuzionsteel4902 4 роки тому +8238

    5:01
    “What’s wrong with this photo?”
    ⭕️it’s annoying or not interesting
    ✅ I’m in this photo and I don’t like it
    ⭕️it shouldn’t be on UA-cam
    ⭕️it’s spam

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +7151

    The motherland and the fatherland also had a child that they both abused, commonly known as "Poland"

    • @reasonxaphn1x
      @reasonxaphn1x 4 роки тому +297

      f in the chat for poland everybody (plot twist, this is Justin Y's alt account)

    • @nickisme1236
      @nickisme1236 4 роки тому +117

      your God damn right

    • @Ch4pp13
      @Ch4pp13 4 роки тому +176

      That was more fighting over custody of an adopted child.

    • @superdounutxd8288
      @superdounutxd8288 4 роки тому +24

      Ive seen this man

    • @majormajorasic
      @majormajorasic 4 роки тому +26

      Poland the childland, or as the germans called it kinderland.

  • @m18singz
    @m18singz 4 роки тому +1905

    Russianbadger be like: World of Tanks: let's start out with tier 6's for now War Thunder: immediately sticks himself in an M1A1 Abrams and a black shark.

    • @Urziel99
      @Urziel99 4 роки тому +48

      He did use a super rare seal clubbing tank at tier 3 in one of the other videos. Panzer IIJ iirc.

    • @carolusrex4008
      @carolusrex4008 4 роки тому +4

      Well if they don’t survive the third story fall, then no one will be able to tell you.. except for the news cast on the 6 o’clock news

    • @Vlix223
      @Vlix223 4 роки тому +7

      Says a lot about the difficulty of the game

    • @rottenspooks3518
      @rottenspooks3518 4 роки тому +7

      @@Vlix223 bro top tier warthunder is hard as hell cause anyone who's not paid to be there knows every map inside and out and will spawn snipe you from their spawn.

    • @eugensimp2812
      @eugensimp2812 4 роки тому +1

      @@Urziel99PZ II J sucks lol. U can just play in a m2 medium and use heat to pen that thing

  • @TheDakkaman
    @TheDakkaman 4 роки тому +1485

    Can I just say that:
    “Like 6 raccoons in a tank trying to drive forward through a McDonald’s drive-thru”
    is now my favorite metaphor for a team project I’ve ever heard in my goddamn life?

    • @space_racc
      @space_racc 4 роки тому +21

      You could imagine my joy seeing my earth brothers at maccas

    • @wakeless9648
      @wakeless9648 4 роки тому +4

      I hit your brothers with a tank full of angry dogs

    • @space_racc
      @space_racc 4 роки тому +11

      @@wakeless9648 *angry raccoon noices*

    • @jayspace2905
      @jayspace2905 4 роки тому +7

      Humor 100

    • @wakeless9648
      @wakeless9648 4 роки тому +3

      @@space_racc sucks to be in space nerd

  • @samuelrodrigues9071
    @samuelrodrigues9071 3 роки тому +2607

    "Heavenly that barrier is literally designed to stop tanks."
    *"it didnt stop badger tho"*

    • @hewhowatches5711
      @hewhowatches5711 2 роки тому +29

      South Carolinian here. Basements are subset of the Schrodinger's menagerie. They are both everywhere and nowhere.

    • @GamesWorkshopsFlyingCircus
      @GamesWorkshopsFlyingCircus 2 роки тому +43

      *nothing can stop his relentless shitposting crusade.*

    • @lonewolf0712
      @lonewolf0712 2 роки тому +4

      1k like

    • @WolfTrooperRex
      @WolfTrooperRex Рік тому +1

      Other South Carolinian here. I haven’t been in my home state long enough to confirm or deny it but thank you for telling me a place to put my XM8LMG and M2A1 Freebrams.

    • @jordanharrison496
      @jordanharrison496 9 місяців тому

      i know im a little late, but BADGER FUKIN BALLIN

  • @foundationsoversight8479
    @foundationsoversight8479 3 роки тому +387

    0:50
    If you listen close enough, you can hear the "bruh" vibrato of him being spotted. That's great

    • @e1._.r0se
      @e1._.r0se 2 роки тому +14

      YOU CAN HAHAA I LOVE THAT

    • @Choujifangirl
      @Choujifangirl Рік тому +5

      🤣 thank you for telling me that it took me 30 times of watching it to hear that

    • @co2kd80
      @co2kd80 Рік тому +2

      Wtf

    • @totalyanolive
      @totalyanolive 17 днів тому

      no way

    • @pixelatedpuppet895
      @pixelatedpuppet895 11 днів тому

      THEY TEASED DA VID!!!!😮😮😮😮😮
      Lol

  • @gabeargenti7931
    @gabeargenti7931 4 роки тому +2311

    When badger is literally the weird kid in class that is dark yet hilarious at the same, I felt that.

  • @anangryninja2824
    @anangryninja2824 4 роки тому +2415

    Borger: You know for 2020 I want to try doing fewer sponsored videos
    World of Tanks: *Aggressively throws money*

  • @elistewart3435
    @elistewart3435 3 роки тому +951

    Heavenly: “That barrier is literally designed to stop tanks.”
    RussianBadger: *I am going to do what’s called a pro-gamer move.*

    • @hio.hinomaru21
      @hio.hinomaru21 2 роки тому +8

      "That thing can't stop me, cuz I'm unstoppable."

    • @thegraybeast1854
      @thegraybeast1854 2 роки тому +14

      Heavenly : "That barrier is literally designed to stop tanks."
      Meanwhile, in a fast approaching tank...
      RussianBadger : *WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE BRAKES*

    • @e1._.r0se
      @e1._.r0se 2 роки тому +1

      It was Clu who said that but so true lmao

    • @lightblazer1586
      @lightblazer1586 Рік тому

      It didn't stop badger tho

  • @p4ladin167
    @p4ladin167 4 роки тому +416

    Clu: "Heavenly that barrier is literally made to stop tanks!"
    Bajur: hehe Crusader tank go vroom vroom

    • @alexanderbillick5203
      @alexanderbillick5203 4 роки тому +5

      I am in love with your profile picture, and the fact that you exist under that name.

  • @XavierBlack1
    @XavierBlack1 4 роки тому +610

    Heavenly: "Like 6 raccoons in a tank trying to go forward through a McDonald's drive thru."
    You're not wrong, mate.

    • @astronaut3248
      @astronaut3248 4 роки тому +15

      It IS legal in some US States, though. You gotta disable the armaments (in legal terms, “deweaponize” it) on it, but get it registered and slap a license plate on that thing and you can drive a T-127 or a Sherman around. Sadly, you can’t drive something the size of a freebrams, since it’s “too dangerous” for the road. “Well, that’s ONE way to get through a traffic jam.”

    • @monkeybandit222
      @monkeybandit222 4 роки тому +7

      Shilio Voidwalker just crush the other cars like “get the fuck out of the WAY”
      Police: sir I’m gonna need you to step out of the tank
      Them: but they were going sooo slow!
      😂

    • @WhydoIneedahandle1111
      @WhydoIneedahandle1111 4 роки тому +6

      Shilio Voidwalker Actually, I saw FPS Russia pull up to a White Castle in an M4 Sherman a few years ago on UA-cam. I thought it was hilarious.

    • @benbrunt6365
      @benbrunt6365 4 роки тому +2

      @@astronaut3248 you can still off road it like an atv though

  • @williamneary8801
    @williamneary8801 4 роки тому +436

    A true fact: The KV-2s HE shell caused half of Australia to burn to a crisp

  • @saltstorm1025
    @saltstorm1025 2 роки тому +144

    10:32 “don’t worry badger I have plenty you can have some of mine” damn, I did not need to be called out today

  • @TacticallyInferior
    @TacticallyInferior 4 роки тому +466

    Always great when it starts with “you ever seen ness hit captain falcon with a home run bat”

    • @stahduhst
      @stahduhst 4 роки тому +2

      Hey ya’ll ever seen a jiggilypuff with a star Wand RKO ryu

    • @sanshelltaker3936
      @sanshelltaker3936 4 роки тому

      Grand Slam

    • @billninethefatguy117
      @billninethefatguy117 4 роки тому

      Y does badger look like the boy in the striped pajamas

    • @stahduhst
      @stahduhst 4 роки тому

      Max Agnew JIGGLYPUFF PULLS UP and says*RRRRRRRRRRIGHT OUT OF THIS SHIT*

    • @Spark412
      @Spark412 4 роки тому

      I mean the video didn't start with that.

  • @a6zero980
    @a6zero980 4 роки тому +1755

    Stalin’s refrigeration station reinforced with high reverb “Bruh sound effect#2”

  • @diegosigua2106
    @diegosigua2106 4 роки тому +2026

    4:01 you dont need HE rounds to burn California, but a gender reveal

    • @beanboy5295
      @beanboy5295 4 роки тому +35

      It was also at the beginning in the title card

    • @Khornecussion
      @Khornecussion 4 роки тому +52

      The HE round is the gender reveal. " It's a Harlequin baby. "

    • @linus5597
      @linus5597 3 роки тому +17

      the gender is he

    • @cruzdavis4141
      @cruzdavis4141 3 роки тому +9

      Linus Gaming in the little drummer them can’t even call a boy a boy now

    • @Butter_Warrior99
      @Butter_Warrior99 3 роки тому +10

      @@linus5597, Nah, the gender is HE.

  • @thescottishgiant855
    @thescottishgiant855 3 роки тому +386

    “In the name of his glory” FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD

  • @GrassesOn97
    @GrassesOn97 4 роки тому +745

    Meanwhile at the orphanage: “hey billy, is that a HE round coming straight us?”

    • @DxBlack
      @DxBlack 4 роки тому +30

      _Billy runs to the door but can't get out..._

    • @josefzalusky7307
      @josefzalusky7307 4 роки тому +42

      *What’re they gonna do, tell their PARENTS?*

    • @therealgold7490
      @therealgold7490 4 роки тому +20

      @@DxBlack Billy:DOOR STUCK, PLEASE-*INSERT EXPLOSION SOUND HERE*

    • @JohnnyLouisXIX
      @JohnnyLouisXIX 4 роки тому +12

      Hey Ron
      Hey Billy

    • @A_Spooky_Dude
      @A_Spooky_Dude 4 роки тому +3

      This is the second worst thing that has happened to them

  • @keyrel2404
    @keyrel2404 4 роки тому +1899

    “What’s wrong with basements?” “Earthquakes” was my immediate thought as a Californian. XD

    • @moonsalibi
      @moonsalibi 4 роки тому +112

      As a floridian, basements are a myth to me and no living person can convince me that they are real.

    • @diamondking6432
      @diamondking6432 4 роки тому +29

      Simply Gaming Michigander here can say they are very much so real

    • @crypticabyss1013
      @crypticabyss1013 4 роки тому +27

      @@diamondking6432 very much real, as a fellow michigander i am well acquainted with mine

    • @benjaminokonski9186
      @benjaminokonski9186 4 роки тому +21

      @@diamondking6432 Minnesotan here. They exist, alright. And they come with great variance.

    • @OfficialSharmat
      @OfficialSharmat 4 роки тому +32

      Indiana boi here.
      basements don't exist.
      unless you're trying to hide from a tornado, because then they exist.

  • @Estinus
    @Estinus 4 роки тому +193

    This is peak:
    "Yea, I'll take uhhh $40 on pump 6, a pack of Swishers and 3 Black n' Milds."
    "Sir you just handed me $5."
    "Aight, just the Swishers then."

  • @Untoter_Konig
    @Untoter_Konig 3 роки тому +92

    “You can’t cross that anti tank barrier”
    Badger : “observe”

  • @alexanderbillick5203
    @alexanderbillick5203 4 роки тому +791

    World war three be like:
    General: That fortress was literally designed to stop an attack!
    Heavenly in the back: *takes shot of 105 octane gasoline* It won't stop Badger

    • @mercurysarcade8538
      @mercurysarcade8538 4 роки тому +12

      We should Give Fury 2 To all tank drivers

    • @dante.2639
      @dante.2639 4 роки тому +7

      @@MistakenBacon1 it never stops Badger the air bender

    • @dj_mcfuggernugs507
      @dj_mcfuggernugs507 4 роки тому +6

      Badger: Just because it can stop me doesnt mean it will stop me

    • @xtflogicalohio3044
      @xtflogicalohio3044 4 роки тому +2

      You cannot stop a God if he wants to Goomba stomp your shit into oblivion.

  • @sonyas948
    @sonyas948 4 роки тому +409

    I’m from Florida and that picture was Way too accurate

    • @emperorunicorn2826
      @emperorunicorn2826 4 роки тому +33

      Right? Literally a week ago I had to call animal control because of a gator in my garbage bin outside.
      The swamp kittens are getting rowdy lately

    • @arminosas
      @arminosas 4 роки тому +15

      @@emperorunicorn2826 a what

    • @TheStonedRat69
      @TheStonedRat69 4 роки тому +12

      @@emperorunicorn2826 I know mine are getting too loud

    • @thegamingdiesel9717
      @thegamingdiesel9717 4 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @nathanbart0
      @nathanbart0 4 роки тому +2

      Jaden Orsini BROTHER!

  • @itzzdustyspartan3241
    @itzzdustyspartan3241 4 роки тому +261

    Badger: Calls TOG, "Weiner Pog"
    The Mighty Jingles would like to know your location

    • @johnj.spurgin7037
      @johnj.spurgin7037 4 роки тому +1

      I wish i'd been there. I'd have shown him the World of Lols stuff. That short in ep... 30? was glorious.

    • @22cj57
      @22cj57 4 роки тому +2

      badger + jingles is something this planet is not ready for its like you get the burning commentary from jingles and the yeet chaos from badger that would be fuckin awesome

  • @ampstamp
    @ampstamp 3 роки тому +467

    Fun fact: there's a version of the russian death fridge that has 2 additional turrets on top of the first one
    It's called the KV-222

  • @spartanactual3840
    @spartanactual3840 4 роки тому +840

    5:50 “that barrier is designed to stop tanks” Russian badger:(cracks knuckles)

    • @SpaceCase132
      @SpaceCase132 4 роки тому +32

      RussianBadger: *Jumps a tank barrier like he’s Tony Hawk in the X-Games*

    • @dustvenom1019
      @dustvenom1019 3 роки тому +16

      Deus vult brother

    • @regalblade8171
      @regalblade8171 3 роки тому +33

      Dragon's Teeth's:"we are specifically made to stop t-"
      Badger:"I PAID FOR THE SPEEDOMETER I'M GONNA USE THE WHOLE SPEEDOMETER"

    • @darkryder4698
      @darkryder4698 3 роки тому +8

      @@regalblade8171 EXACTLY.

    • @ilikecheese4518
      @ilikecheese4518 3 роки тому +4

      observe

  • @elijahpizarro4997
    @elijahpizarro4997 4 роки тому +633

    Therussainbadger: for the fatherla- I mean motherland.
    Russians: *CONFUSED SCREAMING*
    *We love switching sides don't we badger?*

    • @kirbyis4ever
      @kirbyis4ever 4 роки тому +34

      Italian blood runs in his veins

    • @GunLinser
      @GunLinser 4 роки тому +8

      Russians use both Fatherland/Motherland.

    • @brycenstokes2860
      @brycenstokes2860 4 роки тому +5

      Can someone give me a quick reminder on which video had the “we love switching sides”

    • @brycenstokes2860
      @brycenstokes2860 4 роки тому +1

      RiftyFish_Solidier7919 thanks

    • @Drache191200
      @Drache191200 4 роки тому +2

      Mc Italy
      "We love switchin´ sides"

  • @frostqueen2537
    @frostqueen2537 3 роки тому +54

    When I heard "Pk 40, Pk fire" I can imagine Ness shooting someone with glowing red eyes and no emotion

    • @projectxv3066
      @projectxv3066 Рік тому +4

      OMAE NO SHINDIRU

    • @Siren_DarkOcean_Official
      @Siren_DarkOcean_Official 7 місяців тому

      I mean it sounds possible especially after they added Bayonetta to Smash and she not only has normal hand guns but HEEL GUNS

  • @josephstalin7801
    @josephstalin7801 4 роки тому +1488

    "Pk40 pk fire" "His neutral special is gun."

  • @dungaloidblastobrain9515
    @dungaloidblastobrain9515 4 роки тому +91

    One of my favourite parts of badgers editing is the mix of military models that usually make sense given the context of what they're talking about which just immediately switched to fucken Sauron sitting on an I-beam drinking Monster.

  • @bathyste4560
    @bathyste4560 4 роки тому +275

    -"Honey ?"
    -"Yes ?"
    -"We did buy all our stuff in the Panzer store, with a APCR bonus yes ?"
    -"We did."
    -"Then why does the fridge start speaking Russian and has HE rounds in it ?"

    • @toastygaming5365
      @toastygaming5365 4 роки тому

      Because we bought it at the used store run by the Russian

    • @wyattreno5113
      @wyattreno5113 4 роки тому

      @@toastygaming5365 nah, it's just russian partisans.

  • @julianspatter
    @julianspatter Рік тому +25

    I remember back in 8th grade my history class had a visit from a WWII veteran who was on a tank crew. They were out patrolling some abandoned town when the guy who sent them on the patrol called everyone back to where their base was. The guy driving the tank ended up taking a wrong turn on some random street and they ended up ridiculously lost. At the same time, a German tank had managed to get close to the American base without them knowing, but as they were getting ready to attack out comes the lost tank from *behind* them, and assuming that their ambush just got counter ambushed the German tank immediately surrendered.

  • @tatortot2416
    @tatortot2416 4 роки тому +1951

    I swear, you guys playing world of tanks is like, "Geneva convention? More like a suggestion!"

    • @MunchlaxMakara
      @MunchlaxMakara 4 роки тому +32

      Geneva suggestion :3

    • @St33lStrife
      @St33lStrife 4 роки тому +30

      I mean.... America never technically signed on or whatever.

    • @hayleytyler119
      @hayleytyler119 4 роки тому +3

      This is my friend so much

    • @supersmesh9698
      @supersmesh9698 4 роки тому +4

      @Paladin JN01 WULULULULU

    • @kalqul8er
      @kalqul8er 4 роки тому +16

      Reminder to badger in friends: Don't accidentally commit any warcrimes
      Badger: well we're not fucking idiots, we know how to do it on purpose

  • @VoltaicBacklash
    @VoltaicBacklash 4 роки тому +227

    "Everything is a meme"
    Finally, he understands

    • @monkeybandit222
      @monkeybandit222 4 роки тому +1

      Voltaic Backlash the Internet has finally and Truly taken over😂

    • @m00nyin82
      @m00nyin82 4 роки тому

      He's already a meme, what are you talking about?

    • @VoltaicBacklash
      @VoltaicBacklash 4 роки тому

      Of course he's a meme, the point is he has finally understood.
      ALL IS MEME

  • @logansullivan576
    @logansullivan576 4 роки тому +206

    "At least it's not about butter."
    -The Russian Badger

  • @spygaming1204
    @spygaming1204 3 роки тому +102

    All mighty heavenlyfather once said:
    "The gators are alive!"

    • @HrZD16
      @HrZD16 3 роки тому +2

      That quote hit me hard in the funny bone

  • @aceventurasspear22
    @aceventurasspear22 4 роки тому +247

    Badger: *says Sabaton*
    Sabaton Fans: *uncontrollable nutting*

  • @sarahnovak9554
    @sarahnovak9554 4 роки тому +226

    "What's the problem with a basement, doe?" You have to lay the buildings foundation below the frost line. In California, and other warmer states, the frost line is inches down or non existent. If they don't need to dig up a basement, they won't, because it's expensive. If you don't lay foundation below frost line, the freezing ground will lift and shift the house through the freeze/ thaw cycle.

    • @Adrian-qr6gk
      @Adrian-qr6gk 4 роки тому +25

      Those earthquakes tho, scary thought to be in a basement as the ground just collapses around you and now your stuck

    • @blazeoftherazgrizsquadron9306
      @blazeoftherazgrizsquadron9306 3 роки тому +27

      In other words "THAT WOULD BE ANOTHER PLACE TO STORE AN AR-15 *GET RID OF IT!* "

    • @Tairafan
      @Tairafan 3 роки тому +1

      I thought it was a flooding thing

    • @siegesquirrel42
      @siegesquirrel42 3 роки тому

      i figured the earthquakes had something to do with it

    • @loserinasuit7880
      @loserinasuit7880 3 роки тому +1

      @@siegesquirrel42 Faultline houses have their own structuring and don't apply to the greater part of the state.

  • @aristotle6873
    @aristotle6873 4 роки тому +189

    "if you love the military so much why don't you join it?"
    That's not a bad idea actually

    • @elijahmontgomery4146
      @elijahmontgomery4146 4 роки тому +7

      Aristotle Already have fuckers ✌️ infantry life

    • @AlexanderVonMalachi
      @AlexanderVonMalachi 4 роки тому

      Yeah, not in my country.

    • @adrianjuarez1162
      @adrianjuarez1162 4 роки тому

      David L I respect the military to but yeah but I don’t see the soldier’s getting that money and oil when they left the military we didn’t even build oil rigs and didn’t even get profits but you do you.

  • @doge4730
    @doge4730 3 роки тому +26

    10:28 *P O U R L A F R A N C E*

  • @m00nyin82
    @m00nyin82 4 роки тому +261

    Badger: tHiS tHiNg Is A fRiDgE. iT jUsT bOuNcEs EvErYtHiNg!
    Me: *shoots a fridge with a .40* It ate my bullet and I can't get it out.

  • @kitsunehunt4541
    @kitsunehunt4541 4 роки тому +186

    " this tank looks like it could take jerusalem in like an hour if it were listening to sabaton", i cant stress enough how hard i laughed

  • @oligb1469
    @oligb1469 4 роки тому +69

    Death fridge crew: comrade chungus, pootis heavy, an Alaskan eagle and finally the ghost of ra-ra Rasputin

  • @DurtyDan
    @DurtyDan 3 роки тому +5

    I'm pretty sure we don't have Basements in California because
    1: We don't have tornadoes
    2: We occasionally have earthquakes that level the whole town.

  • @ryebread3028
    @ryebread3028 4 роки тому +571

    “You only use HC if you’re trying to burn all of California”
    *WHELP*

    • @bdanmcg2170
      @bdanmcg2170 4 роки тому +28

      The gender reveal: "Ya'll talking about this HE about to make me act up"

    • @banann_ducc
      @banann_ducc 3 роки тому +3

      Isnt that topical these days

  • @subrezon
    @subrezon 4 роки тому +49

    Lol the "shooting over the mountain" story actually happened to a teacher from my high school. He used to be in Swiss military, and during an artillery training his crew misaligned the howitzer and shot over the mountain they were supposed to shoot, right into a pedestrian walking path on the next mountain. Nobody got harmed, but his squad got some serious trouble

  • @MultiDante333
    @MultiDante333 4 роки тому +79

    it is said that whenever you actually hit with an HE from KV-2 the Hand of Stalin was guiding your shell

  • @Ezeebo652
    @Ezeebo652 3 роки тому +11

    8:24 I almost spit all of my damn drink out,I literally jumped too XD
    just the fuckin BUSTED-
    and badger just being so nonchalant XD

  • @trx90vito29
    @trx90vito29 4 роки тому +118

    4:32 the definition of uncle rico saying "watch me throw this football over that mountain" but in tank form

  • @skullsquid47
    @skullsquid47 4 роки тому +71

    Badger and heavenly: shit, shit, reload! I don’t have an angle!
    Stretchy: distantly approaching hon hon’s

  • @theemperorprotects
    @theemperorprotects 4 роки тому +233

    If Russia is the motherland, and Germany is the fatherland, the partition of poland is a custody battle

    • @drhklm7148
      @drhklm7148 4 роки тому +17

      If russia was the mother land and Germany is the father land then ww2 was domestic abuse

    • @ItsHimBro
      @ItsHimBro 4 роки тому +15

      @@drhklm7148 the rest of the participants are just the neighbors that heard the fights across the street.

    • @kalebtewodros
      @kalebtewodros 2 роки тому +3

      Profile pic checks out

    • @evilsclone2499
      @evilsclone2499 2 роки тому

      The whole iron curtain was the abused small children to the abusive foster mother Russia

  • @WhiteShadows0
    @WhiteShadows0 3 роки тому +34

    "my face is my shield"
    *Me when I try to stay single*

  • @DemonHunter2271
    @DemonHunter2271 4 роки тому +85

    5:28
    Badger: “This looks like it could take Jerusalem in like ONE HOUR if it were listening to Sabaton.”
    Me: “Well... The Crusader Tank did mostly fight in The North Africa Campaign. So... I guess it could.”

    • @Phantombadger777
      @Phantombadger777 4 роки тому +6

      In the African campaign due to the main gun being terrible at long range against panzers, they had to do tank charges in order to get an advantage against panzer tanks in tank warfare

    • @DemonHunter2271
      @DemonHunter2271 4 роки тому +1

      @phantom badger Great to see another historian here!

    • @hisokamorow6709
      @hisokamorow6709 4 роки тому +4

      @@Phantombadger777 So you telling me the "Drive me closer! I want to hit them with my sword!" , was an actual thing? WOW

    • @theFOODslayer
      @theFOODslayer 4 роки тому

      F*ck i live in Jerusalem...

  • @aderpyperson
    @aderpyperson 4 роки тому +76

    5:00 as a resident of Florida, I can confirm that image is inaccurate. It’s missing the hicks shooting at a tropical storm and the fabled all-powerful *Florida Man*

    • @Phantom-qr1ug
      @Phantom-qr1ug 4 роки тому +5

      What's it like living in a real life GTA Online server with no moderation?

    • @benvoli0c977
      @benvoli0c977 4 роки тому +2

      @@Phantom-qr1ug with modders cause I'm here as well

    • @UberDragoon
      @UberDragoon 4 роки тому +1

      I concur.

  • @TheChungassSupreme
    @TheChungassSupreme 4 роки тому +300

    Badger: *Uses HEAT round*
    Stretchy: IT'S A BOY!!!!
    I'll see myself out....

    • @p4rnedjr.388
      @p4rnedjr.388 4 роки тому +7

      I just did the longest inhale and exhale I've ever done before.

    • @drumrollplease4079
      @drumrollplease4079 3 роки тому +2

      Me too

    • @slydogs8765
      @slydogs8765 3 роки тому +1

      *Watches half if California*
      "It is now a mistake!"

    • @yancamb2202
      @yancamb2202 2 роки тому

      Bruh, HEAT/him-

  • @BossMr51
    @BossMr51 2 роки тому +5

    i think the best part about these videos is how badger will just sit there for a minute and be like "okay what dumb shit is my friend gonna say now?" then still be completely surprised and burst out laughing
    badgers entire existence is just a cod lobby from 2010 that refuses to die and im here for the screaming rage

  • @PhoenixChaser1120
    @PhoenixChaser1120 4 роки тому +130

    11:07
    Jello: Are you gonna call it Doge Stuck?
    Me: I can smell a whole lot of grey paint comin off that one bud

  • @lavaman03
    @lavaman03 4 роки тому +44

    Never in my life did I ever think that’d I’d hear a living breathing human being say PK Glock

  • @saint-cetacean
    @saint-cetacean 4 роки тому +82

    Badjur: "Glorious stalinium"
    Every single LifeOfBoris sub on the channel: *breathes in cheeki breeki*

  • @TherealET
    @TherealET 3 роки тому +10

    6:50 I’m never walking down a hallway in my life without thinking of this

  • @hestan723
    @hestan723 4 роки тому +72

    Me: *making my homeworks*
    Badger: *release a video*
    Me: *suddendly forgot my homework*

    • @eedagoat6683
      @eedagoat6683 4 роки тому +2

      Your doing homework in JUNE?!

    • @ghostofury9755
      @ghostofury9755 4 роки тому

      @@eedagoat6683 this mans right here probs ain't from murica
      and so is my self

    • @hestan723
      @hestan723 4 роки тому

      @@ghostofury9755 of course i'm not american
      i'm french and my classes aren't end yet (just 1 week)

  • @bulgarianpigeon4080
    @bulgarianpigeon4080 4 роки тому +43

    You know what
    *I would put a daycare next to a tank firing range, definitely*

    • @ForestxWalker06
      @ForestxWalker06 4 роки тому +2

      Ran by Casey Anthony and Brittany spears during her mental breakdown and some stupid ass Karen 😂😂😂

    • @bulgarianpigeon4080
      @bulgarianpigeon4080 4 роки тому +3

      @@ForestxWalker06 oh hell yeah dude

  • @raptortamerdx5900
    @raptortamerdx5900 4 роки тому +43

    "My faith is my shield!"
    "Dude my face is my shield"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣 cracked me up. Repeated that segment a hundred times

  • @Shadow16971
    @Shadow16971 Рік тому +5

    2:51 I find it funny that right as heavenly said it’s trainwrecks, the GIF of the dude shooting himself in the head popped up lol

  • @flyonthefloor1217
    @flyonthefloor1217 4 роки тому +25

    “Why are you throwing me off of a skyscraper?!?!?”
    “You’ll do it because it must be done.”
    But like probably 3 floors

  • @loweroctavemommy
    @loweroctavemommy 4 роки тому +49

    "Who puts a daycare nexts to a tank firing range?" Man, my highschool had a hospital and two graveyards on the same corner.

    • @freddy67h
      @freddy67h 4 роки тому +13

      It sounds like you lived in one of my city skyline cities.

    • @StormTroy
      @StormTroy 4 роки тому +2

      In a college town near me there's a crematorium next door to an old folks' home

    • @WhydoIneedahandle1111
      @WhydoIneedahandle1111 4 роки тому

      Oof, there’s a mausoleum right next to my local zoo

    • @halcyon1644
      @halcyon1644 4 роки тому +4

      That's just called "efficient placement"

    • @chevybailey2095
      @chevybailey2095 4 роки тому

      I went to a school right next to the New Orleans Saints training camp. Further down the street: Zephyrs Stadium.

  • @S0ftSky_Over
    @S0ftSky_Over 4 роки тому +195

    I don't wanna ruin the mood but when ever badger get's asked to tell us about a company I just start thinking the conversation went like this:
    company: hey badger would you like to sponsor u-
    badger: Y E S

    • @halyoalex8942
      @halyoalex8942 3 роки тому +13

      I just realized the wording there implies that BADGER is SPONSORING THE BRAND, not BEING SPONSORED by the brand.
      "This Raid Shadow Legends update was sponsored by TheRussianBadger"

  • @sungamthegamer7431
    @sungamthegamer7431 Рік тому +8

    5:45 gets me in tears every single time 😂

  • @lightdestroyer626
    @lightdestroyer626 4 роки тому +72

    8:26 when Candice sees Phineas and Ferb slightly move.

  • @joshuadoll9000
    @joshuadoll9000 4 роки тому +44

    As a veteran WOT player your videos give me so many mixed emotions based on what/how you guys play as well as hoping you'll stumble upon some of the other gems in the game.

  • @mackalexd307
    @mackalexd307 4 роки тому +10

    Heavenly saying "I have something for you" is peak RPG quest giver to me and I love it.

  • @ceraho3253
    @ceraho3253 3 роки тому +16

    13:14 honestly this makes a lot of sense-

  • @oniemployee3437
    @oniemployee3437 4 роки тому +75

    "You're only using HE if you're trying to burn down all of California"
    *looks at California 3 months after upload*
    Yeah that seems about right.

  • @taco5225
    @taco5225 4 роки тому +42

    badger when he says he'll burn down california
    "I'll do it again"

    • @Warhorse500
      @Warhorse500 4 роки тому +2

      too late Badger, it's already been done.....:P

  • @toxicperson9745
    @toxicperson9745 4 роки тому +31

    Badger: this could probably take Jerusalem in an hour if it listens to Sabaton
    Me: Respect 100

  • @realmofrandom3696
    @realmofrandom3696 2 роки тому +17

    11:15 this aged like milk

  • @masterninjaize
    @masterninjaize 4 роки тому +42

    "Heavenly that barrier is SPECIFICALLY designed to stop tanks!"
    *Badger yeets himself over it
    "IT DIDN'T STOP BADGER THOUGH!"
    Frickin hilarious

  • @wolflordgaming31
    @wolflordgaming31 4 роки тому +20

    bruh, the chaotic energy that is you and friends, wholesome.
    i need me sum more of that chaos energy

  • @bigouncejamz6072
    @bigouncejamz6072 4 роки тому +34

    Number 2: Tifa is a literal master of dolphin blowing, and that's awesome in both ways

  • @jdtscintilla4805
    @jdtscintilla4805 2 роки тому +3

    5:52 heavenly attempts the barrier and fails, badger literally said "hold my gamer sups and watch me Dukes of Hazzard this shit" 😂

  • @lol_jus0_041
    @lol_jus0_041 4 роки тому +87

    6:22 well crap, they found me

  • @elliotmarty9370
    @elliotmarty9370 4 роки тому +235

    “Top 10 reasons Tifa is better than Aerith. Number 10, Tifa doesn’t die”
    *based*

  • @Arirall
    @Arirall 4 роки тому +120

    5:27
    Sabaton? A man of culture I see.

  • @spektacles1927
    @spektacles1927 2 роки тому +7

    6:03 As someone who also played ATV offroad fury 2 as a kid I can confirm

  • @simotheirishwolf9560
    @simotheirishwolf9560 4 роки тому +37

    I seen the title of the video and just went: “Guess Badger found the KV-2..........God help us”

    • @ianrussum5495
      @ianrussum5495 4 роки тому

      just wait till he finds out about the Shitbarn

  • @lordtachanka5543
    @lordtachanka5543 4 роки тому +36

    you ever just hit a minecraft cow with a 105mm shell from an ac-130

    • @CC-tl3zs
      @CC-tl3zs 4 роки тому +1

      So I’m not alone

    • @cactus9737
      @cactus9737 4 роки тому +1

      I see both of you are man of culture

    • @bobbybakala9180
      @bobbybakala9180 4 роки тому +1

      Wait, so your saying people don’t hit Minecraft cows with a 105mm she’ll from an ac130

    • @GothicSoldier9000
      @GothicSoldier9000 4 роки тому

      *Wither would like to check your vibe*

  • @aggroordie7749
    @aggroordie7749 4 роки тому +29

    “I’ll get DMCA’d in to outer space by RUSSIANS” that’s one for the books

  • @SapphireMoon1042
    @SapphireMoon1042 Рік тому +1

    The. “Bruh” when badger got killed by that Death fridge was bloody hilarious. 😂😂😂

  • @wtpiv6041
    @wtpiv6041 4 роки тому +10

    So as an experienced WOT player who’s been around since 2013 I would say you guys nailed it. Top meme level for firing AP out of a KV-2.

  • @facelessjoe455
    @facelessjoe455 4 роки тому +20

    "How does it feel to live on a gmod rp server?" That is the best description of Florida I have ever heard

  • @Aegis2056
    @Aegis2056 4 роки тому +26

    "my face is my shield" my favorite quote in this whole video.

  • @VanguardEndeavor
    @VanguardEndeavor 3 роки тому +3

    “Heavenly that barrier is literally designed to stop tanks!”
    *”It didn’t stop badger!”*
    I’m rolling

  • @apachekidd5460
    @apachekidd5460 4 роки тому +32

    8:32 *The first time I have ever seen badger laugh on camera...*

  • @mothman4366
    @mothman4366 4 роки тому +18

    Bing talking about his grandpas tank crew was the original dude perfect

    • @noahdavis3236
      @noahdavis3236 4 роки тому +2

      This one’s called “worry about it later”!

  • @Alex-bs3cl
    @Alex-bs3cl 4 роки тому +25

    " watch me launch an incendiary round over them moutains" 😂😆

  • @ozpin8329
    @ozpin8329 2 роки тому +1

    RE: California and basements.
    It's not that California hates basements, it's that in building construction, you want the foundation below the freeze line of the surrounding dirt. When you never have to worry about the ground freezing you can put the foundation directly on the ground with no issues. In areas where it gets colder, you have to dig down to the point the earth no longer freezes when it gets cold. Instead of pouring hundreds of cubic meters of concrete, it's more cost efficient to pour the slab at the bottom of the hole and build a basement up to the ground level.

  • @Tech--No
    @Tech--No 4 роки тому +7

    My favorite badger quote is "It does not matter if you lay on the ground in surrender we do not abide by the geneva corporation"

  • @ampstamp
    @ampstamp 4 роки тому +62

    1:30 why he look like the frogs from “flushed away?”

    • @daz211
      @daz211 4 роки тому +10

      Huzzah! A man of quality!

    • @DIP_BUH1207
      @DIP_BUH1207 4 роки тому +3

      Oh god why.... And i love that movie.

    • @razorwolf2758
      @razorwolf2758 5 місяців тому

      Dude that movie felt like an acid trip for me

  • @Blitz_IngaMCZ
    @Blitz_IngaMCZ 4 роки тому +19

    WHEN IM DONE LOADING, THAT PARK AIN’T GONNA HAVE NO GAMERSUPPS

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 2 роки тому +22

    7:20 It's okay they're russians, they'll only get you to orbit