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КОМЕНТАРІ • 9 тис.

  • @evansears711
    @evansears711 2 місяці тому +3891

    20:27 - 28:30
    There’s the whole Sprite bit for y’all, including the beginning context and Skullker summoning Sprite Cthulhu.

    • @Sweetroll_Wolfie
      @Sweetroll_Wolfie 2 місяці тому +73

      Thank you! This is my favorite Badger video for that bit! I find that running joke hilarious!

    • @evansears711
      @evansears711 2 місяці тому +27

      Agreed, @@Sweetroll_Wolfie. One of, if not his best bits of his UA-cam career

    • @ramjet94
      @ramjet94 2 місяці тому +21

      8 minutes of PEAK.

    • @Pink_Panzer
      @Pink_Panzer 2 місяці тому +5

      Thank you.

    • @torhundal2182
      @torhundal2182 2 місяці тому +17

      ur gonna want tha 25:06 for the people who want the maximum pop,
      also 27:37 is the 'parry loud noise' noise

  • @QuantumBeard
    @QuantumBeard 2 місяці тому +7189

    There are two absolutes in life:
    1. Badger fuckin ballin
    2. Skulker ain't never washed

  • @TangoCharlie-mz8lh
    @TangoCharlie-mz8lh 2 місяці тому +19511

    "I have no interest in world of warships"
    "Badger has a voice pack"
    "I have some interest in world of warships"

    • @Kennobi15
      @Kennobi15 2 місяці тому +310

      Exactly my thoughts

    • @thetobi583
      @thetobi583 2 місяці тому +109

      Same... We need to find each other somehow

    • @exalted_space9224
      @exalted_space9224 2 місяці тому +48

      Mmmmmmmm- SHIP

    • @deltazero4685
      @deltazero4685 2 місяці тому +47

      I am in the EXACT same boat lol.

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 2 місяці тому +38

      @@deltazero4685 *Exact same warship

  • @AnthonyantARBY
    @AnthonyantARBY 2 місяці тому +581

    22:16 The hardest i've laughed all year has to be when Grouse came on screen with no animation! And the delivery of him saying "Drink some water for once in your fucken life" was perfect!

    • @Austin316GamingV2
      @Austin316GamingV2 Місяць тому +16

      22:20 F**king Grouce man all ways steals the show

  • @fire4ujarrett879
    @fire4ujarrett879 2 місяці тому +460

    The day this man discovers helldivers 2 will be the day we take back
    Malevelon Creek.

    • @panther-nk2hn
      @panther-nk2hn Місяць тому +54

      He been streaming it for something like the last week, since the servers stabilized.
      Betting 100 it's gonna be next video.

    • @ThaAlecman
      @ThaAlecman Місяць тому +22

      @@panther-nk2hnif it’s not Lethal Company, it’ll be Helldivers 2

    • @grantbeier2461
      @grantbeier2461 Місяць тому +7

      bit too late, as of today

    • @calebkelly8221
      @calebkelly8221 Місяць тому

      Because he already discovered the creek​@@grantbeier2461

    • @ar1adne586
      @ar1adne586 Місяць тому +1

      REMEMBER THE CREEK

  • @kottadragon
    @kottadragon 2 місяці тому +8074

    I like how Russian despises subs and aircraft carriers in this game like a medieval knight who's fed up with guns for ruining the spirit of war.

    • @mileskessler2905
      @mileskessler2905 2 місяці тому +252

      Wargaming Don Quixote lmao

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl 2 місяці тому +38

      Fair.

    • @AlteryxGaming
      @AlteryxGaming 2 місяці тому +138

      I mean, he’s in line with the majority of the old guard for this game

    • @IamMLGamer
      @IamMLGamer 2 місяці тому +110

      This is accurate, badger also hates modern aircraft in war thunder and loves old, weird tanks in world of tanks

    • @TheSchultinator
      @TheSchultinator 2 місяці тому +30

      I still have no idea why they added subs besides "moar content"

  • @unnamedvisitor1649
    @unnamedvisitor1649 2 місяці тому +2907

    "I tried to make the "U.S.S. LOBSTERFEST" a real thing, turns out that's...illegal."
    I almost choked to death upon that.

    • @OfficerCharon
      @OfficerCharon 2 місяці тому +58

      "TURBO illegal."

    • @GasPipeTony
      @GasPipeTony 2 місяці тому +15

      Ilobster

    • @pegasus4191
      @pegasus4191 2 місяці тому +3

      Payday 2 police raid sound

    • @Demonkingdude
      @Demonkingdude 2 місяці тому +7

      ​@@OfficerCharon for some reason I can Google translate your reply, and it translates to "The crowd is Illegal"

    • @GasPipeTony
      @GasPipeTony Місяць тому +1

      @@pegasus4191 sound of door being bashed in

  • @Raymond_Ray9
    @Raymond_Ray9 Місяць тому +188

    8:30 - bro went from “bro just hit you with a nautical slur? What was that?” to “Cap’n…shiver his timbers”
    Best part ^^ I love your guy’s content, keep it up

  • @SMToonLarvaHeroes-9898
    @SMToonLarvaHeroes-9898 2 місяці тому +105

    Most people when given a genie: "Oh boy, what can I do to benefit me?"
    Skulker with a genie: "Oh boy, what can I do to inflict the maximum amount of harm to the universe?"

    • @user-qm7rs9fq1t
      @user-qm7rs9fq1t 24 дні тому

      If you would inverse the thing he said ... wings would just change shape? .

    • @leoyamauchi5992
      @leoyamauchi5992 18 днів тому +1

      Make Lenzs Law reverse itself (it also breaks newtons laws of thermodynamics in the process), which p much destroys the entire understanding of electricity rn

  • @onepunchhutch
    @onepunchhutch 2 місяці тому +2699

    I will give Guece some credit. He cut his code short knowing he was promoting on Badger's stream. Only after getting the go ahead he actually said it. That kind of respect is truly refreshing to see

    • @illucidate3749
      @illucidate3749 2 місяці тому +194

      Badger's homies are nothing if not tru bros

    • @Mekboy_ComputerMonster
      @Mekboy_ComputerMonster 2 місяці тому +176

      "Professionals _HAVE_ standards"

    • @onepunchhutch
      @onepunchhutch 2 місяці тому +32

      @@Mekboy_ComputerMonster true that

    • @boog3005
      @boog3005 2 місяці тому +50

      Hey Geuce is a real one. Fuck it I’m doing two orders of some supps. One to Geuce and one to Badger.

    • @GigaChadh976
      @GigaChadh976 2 місяці тому +15

      I doubt badger would have cared either way. Geuce and him have been buddies forever

  • @CinnamonRolls678
    @CinnamonRolls678 Місяць тому +58

    25:50 I wonder who that guy could be...

  • @craigfury6110
    @craigfury6110 Місяць тому +61

    Honestly I'm actually proud of badger. Unlike most streamers I love the fact that you went from reviewing games to literally becoming a VA in a sponsored content game continue to stay wholesome good sir. Also can't wait to see that helldivers 2 game because I know it's going to be funny

  • @phantomsights4533
    @phantomsights4533 2 місяці тому +461

    0:00 “This video contains loud noises”
    My brain: “Skulker… what did you do?”

    • @bendrenth441
      @bendrenth441 2 місяці тому +37

      I love that your immediate reaction is wonder what Skulker did this time.

    • @phantomsights4533
      @phantomsights4533 2 місяці тому +20

      @@bendrenth441 Because it’s usually always him 🤣🤣

    • @StealthTheFoxz
      @StealthTheFoxz 2 місяці тому +8

      @@phantomsights4533 Have to agree here.

    • @greybooch4577
      @greybooch4577 2 місяці тому

      Blackhole microwave, apparently

    • @Demonkingdude
      @Demonkingdude 2 місяці тому +4

      Has anyone else seen that world of tanks video where Skulker held everyone hostage?

  • @OGSnoberry
    @OGSnoberry 2 місяці тому +324

    Geuce pausing mid-plug because he wasn't sure if Badger would be OK w/ him plugging his own GamerSupps code on his stream was so fucking funny and wholesome. Just dead stop, wrench in the gears.

    • @TraustiGeir
      @TraustiGeir 24 дні тому +6

      Oh, he hit the brakes hard.

  • @Arch_Twisted
    @Arch_Twisted 2 місяці тому +59

    The Helldivers 2 video is currently in the making, and will likely drop this month.
    This is not a hard prediction to make.

    • @CyColt
      @CyColt Місяць тому +2

      Not before Lethal Company.

    • @turok1456
      @turok1456 11 днів тому +3

      I reckon it's next month

    • @Arch_Twisted
      @Arch_Twisted 11 днів тому

      @@turok1456 Yea, I think so. He released a Helldivers Short on Apr. 14, so I bet a bigger video is coming.
      But I was wrong about the Next Month thing. Unless you count the short, but that's kinda not the same.

  • @justins8634
    @justins8634 Місяць тому +23

    This is the first sponsored promo I've seen that's actually tempting. Piloting the USS Lobsterminator while Badger says patriotic things in the background sounds like another level of fun

  • @johnmarston4905
    @johnmarston4905 2 місяці тому +659

    I find it so funny how Badger’s voice is slowly sneaking its way into all of these different games as legitimate additions, it makes me happy knowing he’s made it to such a point.

    • @user-fs7vf9zt6p
      @user-fs7vf9zt6p 2 місяці тому +10

      The warthunder collab was nuts

    • @monke287
      @monke287 2 місяці тому +15

      Swaws

    • @adrienlastname4663
      @adrienlastname4663 2 місяці тому +4

      Don't forget his TABG voice pack

    • @azeroth2994
      @azeroth2994 2 місяці тому +6

      Heck yeah, Bajur in Max0r's vids, TABG and Warships voice packs, next thing You know he gonna be voicing folks in indie Animations

    • @Tigershark_3082
      @Tigershark_3082 2 місяці тому +7

      ​@@azeroth2994 Honestly, I give him like 2 years tops before he's doing something for CrunchyRoll, english dub-wise

  • @Erin-the-dragon
    @Erin-the-dragon 2 місяці тому +729

    22:55 I fucking love you can see the box used for the explosion ragdoll, shits a different level of comedic

    • @scarasriel
      @scarasriel 2 місяці тому +10

      Fuck yeah, same here

  • @sigillotheproto676
    @sigillotheproto676 2 місяці тому +128

    Who here wants russian badger to play helldivers 2

  • @BlueDasher13
    @BlueDasher13 Місяць тому +14

    13:46
    Bull Sharks: jokes on you I don't care about whether I'm in saltwater or freshwater I'll still pester you like the inconvenience I am

  • @Pr0wlerLV
    @Pr0wlerLV 2 місяці тому +564

    27:04 Skulker opening the microwave and black hole type shit material coming out is the funniest fucking thing ever

  • @panderfamily7836
    @panderfamily7836 2 місяці тому +399

    I was a blackjack dealer for a few years and dealt a perfect shoe to a player. No joke, 6 decks in blackjack and he won every. single. hand. He didn't up his bet, just played pretty much the same amount every hand. It was something like 35-45 hands? I didn't count at the time and I regret that I didn't. He made something like $30,000? Idk, it was like 8 years ago.
    Anyway, Badger is right, do not listen to the voices.

    • @heradow4672
      @heradow4672 Місяць тому +15

      could it be possible that the man's name was Henry Sugar

    • @head_sh0t36
      @head_sh0t36 Місяць тому +6

      ​@heradow4672 holy shit is that a Roald Dahl reference

  • @GabrielHargreaves
    @GabrielHargreaves Місяць тому +13

    "I was talking to pasta about how I didn't know he was black-"
    *Proceeds to get ad*
    Perfect timing for an ad.

  • @safehandsltd
    @safehandsltd 2 місяці тому +11

    23:25
    "Double barreled, you ready for this"

  • @talonsniper13
    @talonsniper13 2 місяці тому +760

    22:19 "drink some water for once in your fucking life"
    Literally everyone else in the VC: "No" 😂

    • @Its_me_Stolas
      @Its_me_Stolas 2 місяці тому +16

      BUt water is the best drink of every century. Yeah, quality dropped lately, but it is still good

    • @cykablyatman6242
      @cykablyatman6242 2 місяці тому +6

      at this point, bajur and grouse are writing the new payday 3 heists while doing this shitposting
      payday 3 still bad tho

    • @user-bn3wi7rq1y
      @user-bn3wi7rq1y 2 місяці тому +2

      honestly, it's the sanest thing I ever heard Grouse say.

    • @Poputrash
      @Poputrash 2 місяці тому

      And badger brought back his old animation for that bit.

    • @tritex6350
      @tritex6350 2 місяці тому

      And it’s the only thing he contributes to the video!

  • @onidm3540
    @onidm3540 2 місяці тому +902

    So basically: Badger made a tutorial of how to exploit a multimillionaire game company, how to overpass copyright with lobsters and how much a person can waste in Sprite cans for the commitment. This is truly, peak comedy.

    • @Wooper160atThePond
      @Wooper160atThePond 2 місяці тому +38

      it's not scamming them to play their free to play game as intended

    • @stevethebarbarian9876
      @stevethebarbarian9876 2 місяці тому +23

      Yeah this video feels like literally the most sponsored video of all time. I don’t think I’ve ever hated anything Badger has made more than this. Sitting here doing an ad read while acting like somehow playing the game exactly as the devs want you to is getting one over on them just feels kinda gross and embarrassing. No, you’re not “robbing money” by not paying for microtransactions, you’re not the winner in this interaction, stop trying to spin it like the WoW devs are philanthropists.

    • @Brent-jj6qi
      @Brent-jj6qi 2 місяці тому +3

      @@Wooper160atThePondyeah, the way it’s worded sucks

    • @MariktheGunslinger
      @MariktheGunslinger 2 місяці тому +9

      @@stevethebarbarian9876 Don't be a buzzkill.

    • @Kayrapt
      @Kayrapt 2 місяці тому +2

      So... idk if you reall mean "peek" comedy for only peeking through the doorlock of comedy, or if you meant "peak" comedy.
      This one was NOT peak comedy.

  • @jmsgamer5939
    @jmsgamer5939 Місяць тому +47

    Russian badger, helldivers, play it.

    • @ExHavic
      @ExHavic Місяць тому +4

      That's the next video. He's been playing it on stream

    • @thecoolcutlefishYT
      @thecoolcutlefishYT Місяць тому +2

      ​@@ExHavic BY DEMOCRACY, REALLY!?

    • @Joescrazypants
      @Joescrazypants 27 днів тому +1

      In the latest video about lethal company he said he was playing helldivers

    • @jmsgamer5939
      @jmsgamer5939 27 днів тому

      @@Joescrazypants ik, i saw, i am exited

  • @Nuggieboi27
    @Nuggieboi27 2 місяці тому +6

    Can’t wait for Russian badger Helldivers 2 video

  • @2mccue4u27
    @2mccue4u27 2 місяці тому +639

    Geuce's Sprite-popping bit is the hardest i've laughed from a Badger vid since "you can't just murder mr. House because a robot told you to!"

    • @blackstone-gc9pz
      @blackstone-gc9pz 2 місяці тому +29

      "observe"

    • @cjkelly7536
      @cjkelly7536 2 місяці тому +20

      ​@@blackstone-gc9pz"How did I lose karma? He was already a vegetbale I was just making a mashed potato."

    • @adamantium7279
      @adamantium7279 2 місяці тому +2

      Dude same. I think that was the best and most intense laugh I've ever had in my whole life!

    • @heyitsharry
      @heyitsharry 2 місяці тому +3

      this is 2019 badger energy, we are SO back

    • @blackstone-gc9pz
      @blackstone-gc9pz 2 місяці тому +1

      @@cjkelly7536 the bonk had me cackling

  • @SleppyLeBo
    @SleppyLeBo 2 місяці тому +798

    27:11 Skulker has genuinely never heard someone ask him to turn his soundboard up before. I love how he's legit confused there for a sec.

  • @markisshano7334
    @markisshano7334 Місяць тому +13

    The Geuce bit with the cans reminds me of Lythero's bit where Frieza is opening multiple soda cans.

  • @baprapcat
    @baprapcat Місяць тому +9

    25:23 they just turned into spongebob's alarm clock wth

  • @theretrosilvergamer7061
    @theretrosilvergamer7061 2 місяці тому +1729

    With every game and Max0r cameo, Badger is inching closer and closer to being a voice actor and I’m all for it

    • @kalandillon8320
      @kalandillon8320 2 місяці тому +94

      His voice has become so recognizable that I could point it out of anything.

    • @marcoricci3936
      @marcoricci3936 2 місяці тому +77

      Badger did gave voice to minos prime in the second video that Max0r did for ultrakill

    • @armormartin4267
      @armormartin4267 2 місяці тому +34

      I just want a video where Max0r joins them in a game

    • @armormartin4267
      @armormartin4267 2 місяці тому +27

      @@marcoricci3936he also voiced that man in front of the 2 fingers

    • @OmeletteGirl
      @OmeletteGirl 2 місяці тому +9

      wait what?! where is that robot bastard??

  • @Amarenamann
    @Amarenamann 2 місяці тому +3039

    "One does not simply expect God to do all the work."
    -Boromir

    • @ExpandDong420
      @ExpandDong420 2 місяці тому +31

      Boromir Graham

    • @nickfury5536
      @nickfury5536 2 місяці тому +11

      That was Joshua from Fallout: New Vegas.

    • @Amarenamann
      @Amarenamann 2 місяці тому +19

      ​@@ExpandDong420That was Boromir's long lost brother from another mother.

    • @Amarenamann
      @Amarenamann 2 місяці тому

      ​@@nickfury5536Lies and slander...

    • @drackflame951
      @drackflame951 2 місяці тому +2

      That's a hard going line right there to be honest if somebody said it in a movie.

  • @Linktheboss3
    @Linktheboss3 Місяць тому +5

    Badger is prob one of the only ppl who can make a 30 min ad watchable and me not regret I just watched a whole ad to a fun game

  • @gachagaming_devilwolf3490
    @gachagaming_devilwolf3490 Місяць тому +13

    Play helldiver's

    • @4gummi751
      @4gummi751 5 днів тому

      Him and his friends would tear that game up with a goated video

  • @Hox5241
    @Hox5241 2 місяці тому +1729

    Damn, he escaped cryo containment

    • @Shad0wkn1ght835
      @Shad0wkn1ght835 2 місяці тому +14

      We got to stop him!

    • @exalted_space9224
      @exalted_space9224 2 місяці тому +16

      Nah let him cook

    • @goingblargh
      @goingblargh 2 місяці тому +26

      “Security Breach! RussianBadger has broken containment!”
      “RussianBadger has broken containment?!”

    • @Shad0wkn1ght835
      @Shad0wkn1ght835 2 місяці тому +5

      @@goingblargh "STOP HIMMMMM!!!"

    • @havoc-yw8xq
      @havoc-yw8xq 2 місяці тому +2

      Without bloating like a boomer from l4d

  • @ALaughingWolf2188
    @ALaughingWolf2188 2 місяці тому +613

    “Show me a picture of the Pacific Ocean and point out every square with a submarine in it” is one of my new favorite badger quotes I think

    • @joskarifinaukr6503
      @joskarifinaukr6503 2 місяці тому +15

      Trick question. The answer is "All of them."

    • @ComissarYarrick
      @ComissarYarrick 2 місяці тому +7

      @@joskarifinaukr6503 For Atlantic in 1941, that's not that far off from reality :D

  • @user-tk3bl1jw1r
    @user-tk3bl1jw1r Місяць тому +2

    also badger you are the only youtuber on the plan of existance that is able to get me to watch 32 minutes and 34 seconds of unending play time i don't know how you do it maybe its your humor or its the unending twitch getting brought up but you are the only person other than asmr that is able to keep me watching your vids for more than 10 minutes

  • @gtaakuma4514
    @gtaakuma4514 Місяць тому +4

    Russian badger: i want to challenge myself with new games
    Also russian badger: releases another wow or wot or wt vid

  • @zenerstorm95
    @zenerstorm95 2 місяці тому +585

    Not only did the title confuse me, but Badger sounding so calm when narrating made me think that I stepped into a alternate universe

    • @bluedemon2783
      @bluedemon2783 2 місяці тому +11

      Ikr.

    • @MrSkerpentine
      @MrSkerpentine 2 місяці тому +13

      big brother got to him

    • @EarlierTitan19
      @EarlierTitan19 2 місяці тому +23

      THANK GOD SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING

    • @someguy7110
      @someguy7110 2 місяці тому +13

      Literally lmao, thought he uploaded a short or something.

    • @DaveMiller6042
      @DaveMiller6042 2 місяці тому +13

      Seriously feels as if he was replaced by an alternate version of himself

  • @TheDaltonius
    @TheDaltonius 2 місяці тому +650

    Fun fact! Destroyers were initially designed to sink torp boats (aka torpedo boat *destroyers* ), then proceeded to become the big torp boats themselves.
    One could say destroyers became the things they swore to destroy( *er* )

    • @EpicEerie
      @EpicEerie 2 місяці тому +15

      "You were supposed to destroy the sith not join them!"

    • @perhaps_a_pikmin
      @perhaps_a_pikmin 2 місяці тому +8

      Wasn't the reason being that Torp Boats could destroy Battleships with ease. Because they didn't have the ease to defend themselves? So nations started building Torpedo Boat Destroyers to counteract the problem, only for Destroyers to become the problem later on

    • @UnstableEquilibrium
      @UnstableEquilibrium 2 місяці тому +8

      Bring balance to naval warfare, not leave it in darkness!

    • @Athalwolf13
      @Athalwolf13 2 місяці тому +7

      ​@@perhaps_a_pikmin essentially yes.
      Torpedo boats were too nimble to be train the guns on and plot the firing solution.
      Destroyers were lighter, more nimble with faster loading and moving guns.

  • @Tortuousruby159
    @Tortuousruby159 Місяць тому +2

    If "Victory just as the founding fathers intended" is a voice line, "defeat, the founding fathers would be disappointed" better be a voice line

  • @Zenobiwan
    @Zenobiwan 2 місяці тому +11

    can't wait to see badger make a video on Helldivers 2

  • @aussiekola2370
    @aussiekola2370 2 місяці тому +578

    "It's a white check, you can retry it."
    Badger... did you just make a Disco Elysium reference? My boy, you're a bloody legend.

    • @Mariodash23
      @Mariodash23 2 місяці тому +32

      Badger playing DE would be fucking scary. Can you imagine him meeting Measurehead?!

    • @brothersgt.grauwolff6716
      @brothersgt.grauwolff6716 2 місяці тому +4

      Guece needs to max out Lady Killer perk

    • @aussiekola2370
      @aussiekola2370 Місяць тому

      @@Mariodash23 he'd so beat up measurehead

  • @thelonegunpodcast
    @thelonegunpodcast Місяць тому +1

    Badger I want to thank you, when I was in a rough patch I found your videos, they cheered me up

  • @CasticDigital
    @CasticDigital 2 місяці тому +1

    I've only ever seen your skits in shorts form. I was pleasantly surprised at your longer form content and your ability to advertise for a game and actually make me wanna play it

  • @witherwolf3316
    @witherwolf3316 2 місяці тому +297

    Destroyer players: Rat bastard (affectionate)
    Submarine players: Rat bastard (derogatory)

  • @kitsunecreates
    @kitsunecreates 2 місяці тому +503

    26:45 just the “I tried dude-“ killed me
    just the absolute defeat and hilarity in one deep sigh/breath

  • @CameronHero32581
    @CameronHero32581 19 днів тому +1

    Subversive entertainment. I couldn't tell where the ad ended and the video began. Was so glad to see another great badger upload.

  • @annoyanceking
    @annoyanceking 2 місяці тому +1585

    24:24 for reference, one of my professors helped run a study that found that it only takes 40g of sugar a day to start slowing your ability to form new memories.

    • @scooble_
      @scooble_ 2 місяці тому +525

      Are you telling me that I can minmax dementia?

    • @baronvonbork2856
      @baronvonbork2856 2 місяці тому +316

      @@scooble_he is telling you that you can absolutely minmax dementia.

    • @chaoschannel3428
      @chaoschannel3428 2 місяці тому +105

      Alzheimer's any % speed run

    • @Herobuilder21
      @Herobuilder21 2 місяці тому +45

      no joke can i get a link to the study if its public?

    • @GabrielZocatelli
      @GabrielZocatelli 2 місяці тому +18

      guess i will have amnesia in no time then

  • @dingus4260
    @dingus4260 2 місяці тому +854

    20:39 pasta being *that* upset about being called Dominican is so genuine you can feel the anger in his voice 😂

    • @grimmashley8422
      @grimmashley8422 2 місяці тому

      Apparently that's a pretty common thing, hispanics get PISSED when you confuse them with certain others

    • @aplezauz8809
      @aplezauz8809 2 місяці тому

      If there's one thing that black people hate. It's being called Dominican.
      If there's one thing that Dominican people hate. It's being called black.

    • @ramjet94
      @ramjet94 2 місяці тому

      It’s also very accurate to being Hispanic, because they absolutely despise being called the wrong nationality

    • @florianneacosta987
      @florianneacosta987 2 місяці тому +22

      Now I know that Fluffy (Gabriel Iglesias) was right. 💀

    • @Liex59
      @Liex59 2 місяці тому

      As a Mexican I've learned every Hispanic race has a hierarchy in their brain of the other brown races. Everybody's list is different and we all think we're number 1 and our next door neighbors are at the bottom lmao.

  • @Doom721
    @Doom721 Місяць тому +1

    The best edited videos on youtube about games, by far, I don't care WHAT you are playing, your editing fucking rocks and you guys are hilarious.

  • @EdgeVr_YT
    @EdgeVr_YT 6 днів тому

    I love how we went from “I’m gonna spend upwards of $1,000 in crates to an old ass game to a company that doesn’t need that much money, getting a spending ban in the process” to “I’m gonna steal as much money from this company that is literally paying me” I love this channel

  • @NewAgeRenegXde
    @NewAgeRenegXde 2 місяці тому +460

    21:53 the pause for respect before promo is perfection

  • @Rockman9830
    @Rockman9830 2 місяці тому +449

    19:34 This shot of Cacodemon Heavenly saying what he said completely stationery with only his mouth moving absolutely kills me and i dont know why.

  • @JonahErrazo
    @JonahErrazo 25 днів тому

    This guy is the only UA-camr that makes me cry with how funny the videos are

  • @maxytk3589
    @maxytk3589 26 днів тому +2

    this video feels like talk video with world of warships on background so your attentionspan doesnt end

  • @sparkselm173
    @sparkselm173 2 місяці тому +532

    I never expected to die laughing over a bastard opening cans of sprite.
    Holy shit...

  • @danielbob2628
    @danielbob2628 2 місяці тому +363

    I swear Badger, you are using the Doom 2016 Red Guard skin much more effectively than Doom 2016 ever did. They made such a baller character design and made it a corpse found in hidden areas holding collectibles.

  • @ImmortalInflames
    @ImmortalInflames 16 днів тому

    I can't believe I just watched a +30min ad... and I'm not even mad...
    Big companies need this dude swinging home runs for them!

  • @gormardragneel5626
    @gormardragneel5626 2 місяці тому +1

    bro I laughed so hard at this video, the bit crushed audio was absolutely hilarious, reminds me of when I bass boosted and bit crushed the Skyrim theme song but only after the intro 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Heavenlyhounds96
    @Heavenlyhounds96 2 місяці тому +328

    "I want to repeal Bernoulli's Principle"
    That wouldn't just screw with Planes but EVERY BIRD WOULD BE FLIGHTLESS. XD (Bats too.)

    • @HiakiMahaado
      @HiakiMahaado 2 місяці тому +8

      Penguins, emus, and ostriches: "First time?"

    • @ScoutingForZen
      @ScoutingForZen 2 місяці тому +20

      It would also mess with basically ANYTHING that depends on fluid dynamics, including carburetors, boilers, jet engines, and rockets

    • @AlgidSquid
      @AlgidSquid 2 місяці тому +9

      It is no exaggeration to say it would end life as we know it.

    • @victim109
      @victim109 2 місяці тому +5

      that shit is not real anyway

    • @johngellare3507
      @johngellare3507 2 місяці тому +5

      @@HiakiMahaado Kiwis: "'Tis but a flesh wound!"

  • @Scott_TF2
    @Scott_TF2 2 місяці тому +540

    I like how this video is much MOAR laid back and relaxed than the rest of the recent videos. Reminds me of the good old 2010’s siege videos

    • @thecommentor3845
      @thecommentor3845 2 місяці тому +8

      brother that game came out in 2015

    • @Scott_TF2
      @Scott_TF2 2 місяці тому +15

      @@thecommentor3845 i didn't care to check the dates on the videos

    • @thecommentor3845
      @thecommentor3845 2 місяці тому +1

      @Scott_TF2 if he was uploading siege videos back then, it would've been with like bandicam or fraps on the lowest possible settings

    • @Elmithian
      @Elmithian 2 місяці тому

      ​@@thecommentor38451080p still existed back then I believe?

  • @pvppanda9308
    @pvppanda9308 2 місяці тому +6

    This was a literal 32 min 34 sec add

    • @goosse_
      @goosse_ 26 днів тому +1

      add what?

  • @halbarand2806
    @halbarand2806 Місяць тому +1

    2:19 GRIND
    2:30 GRIND
    3:32 GRIND

  • @user-vk8cw1rk1o
    @user-vk8cw1rk1o 2 місяці тому +181

    I listen to badger as I sleep. As I am natively from new mexico, when he metiniod my state, I sat straight up in my bed, whipped my head around towards my phone, and did the most authentic "huh?" Known to man.

    • @shadowwalker4144
      @shadowwalker4144 2 місяці тому +30

      You are an NPC and a player you can't perceive clicked E on you while you were in bed.

    • @saif-gv6gl
      @saif-gv6gl 2 місяці тому +8

      I'm lying on my bed when I read this comment and laugh so hard that I physically need to stand up so I wouldn't choke to death lol

  • @flyingoctopus4304
    @flyingoctopus4304 2 місяці тому +400

    I like how atleast 50% of this video was just about Geuce's girlfriends' sprite cans. Good shit.

    • @katzcribe2992
      @katzcribe2992 2 місяці тому +18

      Guece made real cash money dollars off the stupidest bit I've seen in years and that makes me ecstatic

    • @dominikjohnson5656
      @dominikjohnson5656 2 місяці тому +2

      I read this while drinkinh a sprite

  • @DMWJD
    @DMWJD 2 місяці тому +2

    I already know that badger is working on a hell divers video and I already know it’s gonna be hilarious

  • @kendallstauffer689
    @kendallstauffer689 Місяць тому

    One of my favorite videos on the internet is the Warhammer 40k crossover you covered. Hope that melodious voice of Father Rokthar returns to scream me to sleep, it was beautiful.
    May chaos consume us all brothers! 😉🖤

  • @shoto42
    @shoto42 2 місяці тому +329

    Y’know, at first I noticed how much more chill this video sounded compared to your recent vids and thought i didn’t like it but then I realized that this felt like a night with the boys. This is probably the biggest compliment I could give to a video.

    • @likeapro4242
      @likeapro4242 2 місяці тому +7

      You’re 100% right. I’m not even one for watching competitive gaming and I have no idea how I got here, but I stayed for the animation and the banter, so this was the perfect vid for me. If he had an alternate channel of just conversation highlights and nothing else, that would be my go to

    • @flamedance58
      @flamedance58 2 місяці тому +2

      Agreed, the chill mood where the Bajur can just chat, enjoy himself, etc is good. I'm glad he's found a game he can vibe with not worry too much. Perhaps this is the turning point of him going from being the Siege guy to the Battleship guy.

  • @ParadoxAAA
    @ParadoxAAA 2 місяці тому +629

    "The genie when I wish for every electron to become a proton and vice-versa"
    What that wish does essentially is that all regular matter immediately dissolves since nothings holding together molecular bonds nor the nucleus of atoms anymore and then (someone might need to correct me on this part) nuclear explosions everywhere where regular matter was since those protons would be free of the nuclear strong force however since the density within the spaces that the now dissolved regular matter existed in would be relatively unchanged, all those protons and neutrons would be attracted towards the nearest gravitational centers and along the way collide with each other reforming new atomic nuclei in other words atomic fusion, so yeah new stars being born everywhere.
    It'd be pretty, but all life would be dissolved in the process... yeah, that is definitely getting added to the banned wish list.

    • @kindcat1963
      @kindcat1963 2 місяці тому

      I pray you get dumbed down in the future

    • @bakomusha
      @bakomusha 2 місяці тому +40

      Basically pressing the refresh button on the universe, like it's a map of Civ you don't like the start position on.

    • @liambarry5077
      @liambarry5077 2 місяці тому +4

      Why did you do this? Why did you do math?

    • @mateuszkrytyk5711
      @mateuszkrytyk5711 2 місяці тому +19

      Bro just wants to reload chunks

    • @panzerkorps213
      @panzerkorps213 2 місяці тому +3

      It would just be reversed molecules, everything would be it's opposite color

  • @kingofcards4289
    @kingofcards4289 24 дні тому +2

    I love the thimbnail having exactly 124 dollars and is not clickbait

  • @Isabell-lg6wg
    @Isabell-lg6wg Місяць тому +1

    I love this channel. It’s the perfect mix of good points and wtf is going on

  • @imamoron
    @imamoron 2 місяці тому +858

    Badger has enough influence to lead an army through Detroit. Thx for all the likes guys! Appreciate it😊

  • @jamestillinghast7165
    @jamestillinghast7165 2 місяці тому +582

    4:34 man just made the entire wows community and former cc's proud with that savage, dirty roast towards cv and ss players.

  • @ThecoolDecent
    @ThecoolDecent 2 дні тому +1

    I calculated the odds of winning 36 games of Blackjack in a row. It is 0.34%. Good luck with playing over 300 games of Blackjack boys

  • @IstyManame
    @IstyManame Місяць тому

    The best type of ad. I just heard Blargs story where he tells badger he hates his ads cuz they're too good and ad ppl always show it as an example

  • @titaniumcyclone2848
    @titaniumcyclone2848 2 місяці тому +421

    My Lord, Geuce committing to the bit and opening Sprite cans one at a time for each Gamer Supps order was the funniest 8 minutes I have ever watched in my life. He was definitely the funniest out of everyone for this video. Next time I use code Blacklung, I'm just gonna faintly hear a crisp soda can opening and then a "yeah baby!" when that happens lmao 🤣

    • @derumasforlos4285
      @derumasforlos4285 2 місяці тому +6

      Same brother. Just need to pick a good caffeine free flavor. Already got Black Cherry, Gamerfart, Red Raspberry, and Kaho’s Bloody Orange. I refuse Blohole blast, it tastes like whale piss.

    • @Hadfield15
      @Hadfield15 2 місяці тому +1

      @@derumasforlos4285wait, how do you know what whale piss tastes like? 🤔

    • @Gamingturtle090
      @Gamingturtle090 2 місяці тому +1

      "Dont worry sweetie these will pay for themselves"

  • @Ze_N00B
    @Ze_N00B 2 місяці тому +372

    26:30
    I love how everyone was doing NV references and Grous just hits the Xcom "Ironman".

    • @burnin8able
      @burnin8able 2 місяці тому +21

      Badger started by calling it a white check. if you don't know what that is, play Disco Elysium.

    • @cradleofchaos4923
      @cradleofchaos4923 2 місяці тому +12

      ironman is a relatively common type of challenge run. XCOM just has it built in

    • @jsteckle4897
      @jsteckle4897 2 місяці тому +8

      ⁠@@burnin8ablethe Disco Elysium reference caught me off guard I had to got back and double check

    • @lucyarisato6850
      @lucyarisato6850 2 місяці тому +1

      @@jsteckle4897instantly killed me too, I was like ‘when the hell are we getting a video on that’

    • @KingHeadass44
      @KingHeadass44 Місяць тому +1

      It’s Geuce, not grouse. Grouse is the Yellow subtitles. Geuce is the green one.

  • @marinamichel8692
    @marinamichel8692 2 місяці тому +2

    27:30 smth like that i tried tanking it with max youtube sound and max pc sound
    i cant hear now

  • @user-xi7tn3xc1p
    @user-xi7tn3xc1p 2 місяці тому

    im dyeing of laughter badger. your best one yet. but i died at the sprite cans and the microwave with purple flame.

  • @tannerscharnhorst5075
    @tannerscharnhorst5075 2 місяці тому +492

    hi badger, i don't know if you'll see this comment, but that tier 7 premium you got at 16:51 is actually named after my direct ancestor Gerhard von Scharnhorst. He was real big in the Prussian military, i believe he fought in the Napoleonic wars, specifically the wars of 4th and 6th coalitions. The ship itself was in its own class of the same name (Scharnhorst) and the first of its class. anyways, awesome video as always!

    • @deltawhisky7981
      @deltawhisky7981 2 місяці тому +69

      Never thought I would meet (not exactly meet but see a comment online) an ancestor of a person about whom I read in history class.
      The internet truly is wonderful.

    • @tannerscharnhorst5075
      @tannerscharnhorst5075 2 місяці тому +36

      @deltawhisky7981 wait you read about Gerhard in your history class?!! That's awesome!!!

    • @ThatOne6uy
      @ThatOne6uy 2 місяці тому +24

      That’s cool as sh*t
      No more can be said

    • @deltawhisky7981
      @deltawhisky7981 2 місяці тому +13

      @@tannerscharnhorst5075 yeah I read about him during my bachelor's degree.

    • @gilbertosantos2806
      @gilbertosantos2806 2 місяці тому +2

      Oh no way!

  • @rob98000
    @rob98000 2 місяці тому +215

    The funniest thing about the salt water fresh water bit is that alligators and crocodiles will survive ANOTHER extinction event.

  • @TorinnReacts
    @TorinnReacts 5 днів тому

    Badger: "Wait... Citadel with HE?"
    Me, in World of Warships while video is playing in the background: *proceeds to hit 3 total citadels with HE against an aircraft carrier* 😂

  • @W4rr1n
    @W4rr1n Місяць тому +1

    The sprite bit had me laughing harder than I ever have in my life.

  • @peteaustin7686
    @peteaustin7686 2 місяці тому +288

    Geuce stopping his promo knowing he was on Badgers stream, then slamming it down once he got the go ahead from the King himself. Mad respect ❤

  • @jobot0114
    @jobot0114 2 місяці тому +108

    Real talk, I honestly love the slightly more longform, laid-back vibe of this video. The lack of hyperactive editing actually let me absorb the information I was watching and laugh at the bits lmao. Love it, hope you keep it up.

    • @Anigaming-dz5gh
      @Anigaming-dz5gh 2 місяці тому +1

      I actually thought he was sick or smth due to how much *hyper-stimulation* most of his vids have, but once you mentioned this i felt dumb

  • @davidharrison9888
    @davidharrison9888 Місяць тому

    I absolutely cannot wait for this guy to do a helldivers 2 vid cos I know it’s coming it’s straight up these dudes alley ways

  • @commandercutter8214
    @commandercutter8214 2 місяці тому

    Fun Fact! The Emden was always a Premium ship, but it was supposed to be kinda soft removed and you had a bunch of tasks to get it before it would be forever gone. Of course you would keep it. You can understand my frustration when I saw her here for free. I play this game since 2016! I honestly don't know why I'm putting myself in this misery. Oh, and I got you on my Midway, and I dont regret it.

  • @damaan1243
    @damaan1243 2 місяці тому +156

    my favorite part of Badgers content is remembering he exists 2 months after his last upload to see if theres anything new and then he actually uploads an hour later

    • @madmike022
      @madmike022 2 місяці тому +4

      Dude that was literally me, I rewatched a video of his the for the first time in months last night and suddenly the man reappears

    • @alexanderzagula1994
      @alexanderzagula1994 2 місяці тому +1

      I literally watched his left 4 dead video 20 minutes before this was posted

  • @whatevenisthis-4408
    @whatevenisthis-4408 2 місяці тому +252

    24:36 this whole sprite shenanigan had me fucking wheezing man. i couldn't breathe when he hit us with the boosted throat singing

    • @clednplz2294
      @clednplz2294 2 місяці тому +2

      True lol.made me crack up

  • @YamiCJMErl
    @YamiCJMErl 2 місяці тому +2

    Badger out here living the true Skaven lifestyle; all he needs to do is start literally backstabbing his friends and he will be 100% rat

  • @user-bz8rb9jp4u
    @user-bz8rb9jp4u 10 днів тому

    please make more world of warships videos if you can!!! this was extremely funny

  • @Dreadknight957
    @Dreadknight957 2 місяці тому +277

    Seeing heavenly as a doom demon again filled me with strange nostalgia

  • @judeblack4360
    @judeblack4360 2 місяці тому +218

    8:31 My man just invented a new insult on the fly just for Badger. What on earth is "slungoid" even supposed to mean?

    • @GODOFAWSOMENESS1
      @GODOFAWSOMENESS1 2 місяці тому +29

      So you know how humanoid means a human like body type? Okay now slug it. Good example would be a damp Jabba the Hutt.

    • @SillyEdgelord
      @SillyEdgelord 2 місяці тому +6

      slungoid is a slur for slungus, a certain orange bunny idk

    • @drackflame951
      @drackflame951 2 місяці тому +5

      Humanoid
      +
      Slug
      =
      Slungoid

    • @liger04
      @liger04 2 місяці тому +5

      Clearly it's the kind of person that doesn't take turret traverse.

  • @jekabsbalevics2094
    @jekabsbalevics2094 Місяць тому +1

    Badger i have a chalenge for you in rainbow six seige rules: the defenders have to use only traps like barbes vire mines all of that stuff būt you can use grenades also. For the ateckers its perfectly normal for them nothing changes
    Good luck

  • @probabilator2959
    @probabilator2959 2 місяці тому

    Dude I'll die inside and out of happiness if Badger does a Helldivers vid 😂😂

  • @TheSonicShoe
    @TheSonicShoe 2 місяці тому +392

    I really appreciate how honest Badger is about how predatory this game is in this sponsored video. Like, literally just explaining the daily logins, multiple currencies, and premium time BS makes this a perfect PSA about how this game is designed to waste your time until you decide to open up your wallet and fork over everything you got. honestly shocked the game's PR team thought this was a good idea.

    • @macksii
      @macksii 2 місяці тому +67

      that's because you're an adult that can recognize tiresome game mechanics that have worn us down in the past. Perfect for grabbing the attention of someone that doesn't want to pay. There's a new-ish philosophy in f2p games where if everyone is p2w it makes paying not feel as good. gotta throw in the poors to make those paying customers want to keep paying

    • @Ange1ofD4rkness
      @Ange1ofD4rkness 2 місяці тому +24

      They've done it from the start. Remember playing WoT way back when and grinding for those high tier tanks was brutal! But I refused to cave

    • @mileskessler2905
      @mileskessler2905 2 місяці тому +15

      Basically you gotta spend either a lotta time, a lotta money, or both to get anywhere at all in it. There's no good outcome

    • @philswift8793
      @philswift8793 2 місяці тому +19

      If anything this video made it seem like you can get everything for free if you just take advantage of all the shit they give u

    • @ofmasterOof
      @ofmasterOof 2 місяці тому +1

      How do I get the promo on ps5?

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam 2 місяці тому +357

    Badger is like a barn cat that visits you after a long time, makes you happy and leaves