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  • @Carnivorous_Flytrap
    @Carnivorous_Flytrap 4 роки тому +15206

    Nobody:
    Badger: I was saying poor in a respectful economic context

  • @giraudy221
    @giraudy221 3 роки тому +2172

    2:48
    Really displays the 4 types of friends
    - “thats immoral”
    -“thats illegal”
    -“thats impossible”
    -“thats hilarious”

  • @arandominternetperson437
    @arandominternetperson437 4 роки тому +3757

    "Our military is completely equipped to handle the United States"
    "We attacked three boats, they dropped the sun on us twice"
    That part always gets a hearty chuckle out of me

    • @BLD-wh1nu
      @BLD-wh1nu 2 роки тому +47

      I'm pretty sure that's a joke about Hiroshima and Nagasaki but I'm not sure fully XD

    • @ntfoperative9432
      @ntfoperative9432 2 роки тому +30

      @@BLD-wh1nu yep

    • @Keyoog
      @Keyoog 2 роки тому +11

      Yep it was...

    • @ThelatestAbrams
      @ThelatestAbrams 2 роки тому +22

      Pacific front in a nutshell

    • @slitheryboi3097
      @slitheryboi3097 2 роки тому +53

      As someone who has done a bunch of research on WWII, I love this joke. “We have just woken a sleeping giant”

  • @tacticalnoodles
    @tacticalnoodles 4 роки тому +3473

    Lockheed Martin: "Why do you need an F-22 Raptor?"
    Badger: "Medicinal purposes."

  • @definitelynotjames
    @definitelynotjames 4 роки тому +1090

    Badger's co-op pilot: dude WE'VE LOST HALF OF THE CHOPPER.
    Badger: the fact that i lost the tail DOESN'T MEAN I CANT DELIVER FREEDOM.

    • @randorookie8587
      @randorookie8587 2 роки тому +28

      “Even in death I still serve”

    • @SithFTW4072
      @SithFTW4072 2 роки тому +18

      @@randorookie8587 "Even in debt, I still serve"

    • @guidomista7960
      @guidomista7960 2 роки тому +15

      They ordered that same day delivery on FREEDOM and OH FUCKING BOY ARE THEY GETTING IT

    • @chasetoyama8184
      @chasetoyama8184 2 роки тому +7

      @@guidomista7960 “Hello everyone, this is Jeff Bezos, I heard somebody ordered a package and I wasn’t able to get it to them in time so here I am with the package, it is death, you will now die, cease to be.”

    • @nathanmartinez4718
      @nathanmartinez4718 2 роки тому +1

      @@chasetoyama8184 Max0r?

  • @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong
    @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong 4 роки тому +3548

    "That's against the Geneva convention."
    Who's gonna report me? The corpses?

    • @slowhite1706
      @slowhite1706 4 роки тому +220

      Well...okay then.
      *screenshot*

    • @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong
      @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong 4 роки тому +257

      @@slowhite1706 Bold actions for someone within war crime distance.

    • @slowhite1706
      @slowhite1706 4 роки тому +39

      Funny Valentine Did Nothing Wrong too bad, I have my deflector shield equipped!

    • @hotlinechernobyl5157
      @hotlinechernobyl5157 4 роки тому +39

      Geneva Conventions, more like Geneva Suggestions...
      And...i saw it 2 comments down... Well, shit

    • @teddyjames4826
      @teddyjames4826 4 роки тому +15

      Never a bad time for a war crime

  • @boomboyzgaming936
    @boomboyzgaming936 4 роки тому +3451

    “You call it a gas station, I call it a Target Rich Environment.”
    This is what we call a Pro Gamer Move.

    • @DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS
      @DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS 4 роки тому +11

      What the hell... my videoz are digusting level 1000

    • @s.bregnest2857
      @s.bregnest2857 4 роки тому +19

      KING AUTISM TV
      Shut

    • @owenkasaboski6902
      @owenkasaboski6902 4 роки тому +7

      I prefer the burger town

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 4 роки тому +9

      KING AUTISM TV I can’t imagine how many times your mom dropped you as a baby for you to become this ungodly annoying

    • @justinowens2077
      @justinowens2077 4 роки тому +3

      Just Cause be like

  • @Luc-jc4dl
    @Luc-jc4dl 4 роки тому +1659

    I love that "Hanz we did it. We made it to the other side of the factory floor"

  • @ruttsuco.804
    @ruttsuco.804 3 роки тому +641

    So a phrase came into my head
    “I don’t feel comfortable with you being friends with someone who treats the Geneva Conventions like a bucket list”

    • @williamblazkowicz5587
      @williamblazkowicz5587 2 роки тому +15

      Sauce on quote?

    • @ruttsuco.804
      @ruttsuco.804 2 роки тому +25

      @@williamblazkowicz5587 honestly I don't know I may have just made it up. if someone said it before me I haven't seen it.

  • @debido4195
    @debido4195 4 роки тому +3156

    I feel like bager is the type of person to pull up to a war zone and go:
    “The Geneva Convention is just a suggestion.”

  • @pinedragon5398
    @pinedragon5398 4 роки тому +3149

    “We attacked three boats they dropped the sun on us *twice* “ that’s the funniest thing that man has ever said

  • @Matt_UFP
    @Matt_UFP 4 роки тому +836

    "we attacked three boats they dropped the sun on us twice"- Every empire attacking the player in stellaris

    • @exiledadrian103
      @exiledadrian103 4 роки тому +7

      matt more like a thousand times

    • @MadameMinty
      @MadameMinty 4 роки тому +22

      * someone touches my "boat" in Stellaris *
      * immediately purchases Apocalypse DLC, twice *

    • @gregnadd5017
      @gregnadd5017 4 роки тому +18

      EXTERMINATUS! PURGE THE XENO FILTH!

    • @BOSs-1313
      @BOSs-1313 4 роки тому +11

      The land of rising sun untill the us slam dunked it tiwce

    • @matthewjuarez2860
      @matthewjuarez2860 4 роки тому +2

      * Laughs in allied fallen empire *

  • @KentuckyFriedChildren
    @KentuckyFriedChildren 3 роки тому +423

    The delivery on “We made it to ze end of ze factory floor” is incredible

  • @Stormblessed4214
    @Stormblessed4214 4 роки тому +3299

    "the primary use of this vehicle is to violate the geneva convention"
    EVERYTHING you guys do violates the geneva convention

    • @borkbork6888
      @borkbork6888 4 роки тому +46

      What’s in the canister

    • @bluejay8947
      @bluejay8947 4 роки тому +74

      Geneva convention more like geneva suggestion

    • @bonkproof4086
      @bonkproof4086 4 роки тому +12

      Of course we got a Norden reference

    • @astronaut3248
      @astronaut3248 4 роки тому +10

      Geneva only dictates the rights and treatment of POWs and other groups of people in war that aren’t combatants. POWs, refugees, unarmed relief personnel (hospital workers, medics, chaplains, etc.), and most importantly: civilians. Of course, anybody that’s shooting at you classifies as a combatant and thus can be shot back at, but Geneva establishes the treatment of these protected groups, with exceptions of course. (The Geneva convention doesn’t apply to spies, for example.)

    • @astronaut3248
      @astronaut3248 4 роки тому +1

      Dark Sniper isn’t that profile picture a silver wolf from Battle Nations?

  • @viper3183
    @viper3183 4 роки тому +248

    The murderous AA tank Koala is talking about at 2:00 was the American M247 Sergeant York, although Badger is showing a German Gepard 1 in the video.
    Anyway, not only did the Sgt York accidentally aim at the crowd, it also shot up the dirt in front of it (instead of a flying drone target), and later locked onto the heat signature of the toilet exhaust fan on a nearby latrine. Big oof for the Army back in 1982.

    • @theScottishKoala
      @theScottishKoala 4 роки тому +42

      Don't worry guys... *This is just a demonstration*

    • @andyfriederichsen
      @andyfriederichsen 2 роки тому +19

      The radar sucked and was both not designed for ground vehicles and was not water-proof. The chassis and engine were from the old M48 Patton tank, so it was also too slow.

    • @WingMaster562
      @WingMaster562 Рік тому +5

      I'm trying to find more to this story, but I can't find hardly any. The ones I find are obscure and third party at best

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 11 місяців тому

      ​@@WingMaster562the army went above and beyond in scrubbing this fucky wucky from all possible records. I'm pretty sure there's a mass grave of dead reporters somewhere

  • @mr.subioo
    @mr.subioo 3 роки тому +848

    “When will the day of reconing come?” RussianBadger and the BOIS: Yes

    • @KitKatHexe
      @KitKatHexe 3 роки тому +5

      Can't believe this is 4 months old and has almost 200 likes, and no one has noticed the typo.
      No, I'm not talking about "BOIS"

    • @mr.subioo
      @mr.subioo 3 роки тому +2

      @@KitKatHexe lol dude took me like five minutes to notice 😂😅

    • @tex_the_proto2880
      @tex_the_proto2880 3 роки тому

      9/10/22

    • @grizzdebear7293
      @grizzdebear7293 2 роки тому

      Its de occent mun.

  • @enriquerodriguez8833
    @enriquerodriguez8833 4 роки тому +1943

    Geneva convention? More like Geneva SUGGESTION

    • @lessthanstellar561
      @lessthanstellar561 4 роки тому +82

      "But sir, that's against the Geneva convention!"
      "WELL I CAN'T READ"

    • @ryu-chan5031
      @ryu-chan5031 4 роки тому +9

      This fucking comment didn't get enough recognition 😭😭

    • @lfudhsmcivurhskcig
      @lfudhsmcivurhskcig 4 роки тому +32

      Bro lemme check the Geneva convention real quick to c if this violates it
      *God I wish I could fucking read*

    • @maximumwolfe9462
      @maximumwolfe9462 4 роки тому +12

      "Forget the Geneva Convention, wasn't that merely suggestion? Clearly your abhorrent moral compass, needs some direction" JT Music, CODIW rap

    • @solid3070
      @solid3070 4 роки тому

      NONONONO

  • @oligb1469
    @oligb1469 4 роки тому +661

    Badger: lines up a shot on a parachuting pilot.
    LITERALLY EVERYBODY: The codex astartes does not support this action.
    Badger: *Laughs in war crimes*

    • @ordo_draigo_assault_ham
      @ordo_draigo_assault_ham 4 роки тому +27

      BITCH, I CAN'T READ!

    • @apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595
      @apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595 4 роки тому +37

      THAT SIGN WILL NOT AFFECT ME BECAUSE I CAN'T READ!

    • @SYKRAL1
      @SYKRAL1 4 роки тому +12

      Actually iirc the law is only that AA can't shoot down parachuting pilots

    • @bomk1680
      @bomk1680 4 роки тому +16

      @@SYKRAL1 then *LAUGHS IN MORAL CRIMES*

    • @Phantom-qr1ug
      @Phantom-qr1ug 4 роки тому +18

      -It's against the laws of war to fire at a paratrooper with a flak gun.
      -Bruh I was trying to hit the plane behind him, he just got in the way.

  • @play4ryt670
    @play4ryt670 4 роки тому +2034

    *"HE PROTEC, HE ATTAC, HE INVADE IRAC"*
    IM DEAD

    • @mynameisanmo6654
      @mynameisanmo6654 4 роки тому +4

      Play4rYt he protec , he attac , he blow irac

    • @play4ryt670
      @play4ryt670 4 роки тому +7

      @@mynameisanmo6654 blow out ammo rac

    • @SleepyBoyo
      @SleepyBoyo 4 роки тому +2

      Sound like a song just straigth up DONT EAT ASS IN THE HALLS

    • @BIGDADDUI
      @BIGDADDUI 2 роки тому +1

      this made me laugh more than I should even tho I have iraqi origins

    • @thomasnolastname8734
      @thomasnolastname8734 2 роки тому

      So are many terrorists

  • @joysays3815
    @joysays3815 3 роки тому +202

    When badger says “Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhh” he sounds like THE most American man that just shot down a German

  • @yoboichill0842
    @yoboichill0842 4 роки тому +1963

    “They dropped the sun on us twice” that’s why it’s called the geneva SUGGESTION

  • @alxjck5781
    @alxjck5781 4 роки тому +751

    When a “Scottish Koala” plays with a “Russian Badger”

    • @theScottishKoala
      @theScottishKoala 4 роки тому +63

      Alx Jck we shall rise

    • @Starscream7680
      @Starscream7680 4 роки тому +11

      theScottishKoala nice

    • @hypercam8173
      @hypercam8173 4 роки тому +43

      Just wait until a Soviet Womble joins in.

    • @MrKrimson
      @MrKrimson 4 роки тому +8

      @@hypercam8173 ^Took the words right outta my mouth.

    • @ghostplayzbusters
      @ghostplayzbusters 4 роки тому +9

      @@hypercam8173 the fabric of universe will rip if that happens

  • @s0me1up
    @s0me1up 4 роки тому +223

    12:25, after crashing at mach 1: "If you increase the pilot's vitality, he will be able to survive more damage..."
    ...right, how did I not think of that...

  • @ruthlesssage4810
    @ruthlesssage4810 3 роки тому +101

    2:46 BADGER: “Can I hit this dude?” Everyone: THATS A WARCRIME DON’T DO IT BADGER!!!!

    • @ju2tunknown
      @ju2tunknown 2 роки тому +15

      "That's a war crime, don't do it!"
      "That is a war crime."
      "No way."
      " _the primary use of this helicopter is to violate the Genova Convention_ "

  • @arsmori7808
    @arsmori7808 4 роки тому +5164

    “Im boutta call the pentagon to ask if Lockheed martin takes coupons” bruh im in class and my teacher took my phone because i laughed

    • @thefunnyaerialman
      @thefunnyaerialman 3 роки тому +184

      It's been a year and _no one_ bothered to ask how you typed this?

    • @gothic-eraknight1586
      @gothic-eraknight1586 3 роки тому +57

      How did you type this tho?

    • @arsmori7808
      @arsmori7808 3 роки тому +71

      @@thefunnyaerialman oh my god people are replying

    • @henrybaker4239
      @henrybaker4239 3 роки тому +82

      @@thefunnyaerialman probably After he got his phone back

    • @UraniumVulcan
      @UraniumVulcan 3 роки тому +40

      @@gothic-eraknight1586 probably when he got his phone back after class/school

  • @jamiebaker1690
    @jamiebaker1690 4 роки тому +334

    13:59, hands down the best American interpretation of a British accent

  • @acidsugarz
    @acidsugarz 4 роки тому +215

    *2:25* Hands down my favorite quote ever.

    • @lokiash8826
      @lokiash8826 4 роки тому +10

      that is also my favourite quote ever like just "ANTI DAT SHIT

    • @turtlenator97
      @turtlenator97 2 роки тому +3

      This quote lives in my head rent free.

  • @OfficialAndroid-16
    @OfficialAndroid-16 Рік тому +65

    0:32 is the best part, 2:07 is a close second

  • @michaelscott6022
    @michaelscott6022 4 роки тому +546

    "Think we got hit by RussianBadger's group."
    "How could you tell?"
    "Saw the duct tape hanging off the side."
    Dead.

    • @thefuck7175
      @thefuck7175 4 роки тому +22

      Reminds me of the time british royal marines strapped themselves to an apache in Afghanistan

    • @derekmensch3601
      @derekmensch3601 4 роки тому +7

      @@thefuck7175 thats all I could think of when they said that man

    • @boartank
      @boartank 4 роки тому +10

      @@thefuck7175 I googled that. Holy shit haha. RIP Ford his last moments was the shit

    • @soylent_brown4456
      @soylent_brown4456 4 роки тому

      So are they.

    • @ReySchultz121
      @ReySchultz121 4 роки тому +1

      ACOG's fucking terrifying if you tape it with to the side with a russian badger crewman.

  • @corbinreade271
    @corbinreade271 4 роки тому +430

    Badger enters a helicopter*
    Everyone else: ight ima head out
    The one ADATS: You triggered my trap card old man

    • @BladeKi11a
      @BladeKi11a 4 роки тому +4

      EpicGamer Moment badger begins to do a dive bomb maneuver to drop heavenly as his ordinance

    • @Da_Shark
      @Da_Shark 4 роки тому +8

      @@BladeKi11a the adats gunner:
      "Is that just a guy dropping out of the sky with a pump action and a bucket of chicken?"
      Command hearing him say that:
      "GET DOWN ITS BADGER SQUAD"

    • @BladeKi11a
      @BladeKi11a 4 роки тому +2

      jack roberts heavenly: *smacks lips* BUCKETS

    • @Da_Shark
      @Da_Shark 4 роки тому +2

      @@BladeKi11a that's the sound he makes 10 seconds after impact after badger asks if he hit

  • @kunalsingh2648
    @kunalsingh2648 4 роки тому +214

    7:27 "we attacked three boats, they dropped the sun on us twice" had me dyinggggggg

    • @ghostplayzbusters
      @ghostplayzbusters 4 роки тому +13

      Japan had it rough when they had 3 suns

    • @TaggedByTim
      @TaggedByTim 4 роки тому +10

      My reaction over the next 10 seconds after that joke.
      Haha good one.
      Hahahaha that was really funny.
      Literally crying because it just gets funnier the more I think about it.

    • @ReformedSooner24
      @ReformedSooner24 4 роки тому

      Same

  • @Peta_CHAD69
    @Peta_CHAD69 2 роки тому +29

    3:55 "missile pulls 180 in mid-air"
    …that's a future prediction right there.

  • @corporategunner5972
    @corporategunner5972 4 роки тому +312

    "Primary use of this helicopter is to violate the Geneva Convention"
    *Best and most funniest quote in the video*

    • @derekmensch3601
      @derekmensch3601 4 роки тому +20

      Idk "you call it a gas station, I call it a target rich environment." Is pretty good to.

    • @harboro4171
      @harboro4171 4 роки тому +20

      Corporate Gunner we they destroyed three boats we dropped the sun on them TWICE

    • @DarkShadow-sq6tc
      @DarkShadow-sq6tc 4 роки тому +6

      I don't know about u guys but my Favorite was "You know what the ADATS stands for right? It stands for Anti-Dat-Shit whatever Dat Shit is." XD

    • @usswatercooler1255
      @usswatercooler1255 4 роки тому +3

      The primary use of this round is to violate the Geneva Convention.

    • @RobMustDie482
      @RobMustDie482 4 роки тому +4

      You might be asking what Dat shit it's. Just take your right index finger and point it at literally anything.

  • @coliimusic
    @coliimusic 4 роки тому +570

    "Hell yes we'll take your AR-15, your AK-47" --the ad I got before this video
    Badger: **W A R C R I M E S I N T E N S I F Y**

    • @sirflapfla97
      @sirflapfla97 4 роки тому +8

      that is so perfect

    • @jamesrhodes7087
      @jamesrhodes7087 4 роки тому +6

      That is way to accurate.

    • @os8mm178
      @os8mm178 4 роки тому

      That ad is actually pro gun if you watch til the end

  • @Minox_
    @Minox_ 4 роки тому +653

    "My tail-rotor!" - Badger, in a helicopter that doesn't have a tail-rotor to begin with.

    • @nuclearavenger8625
      @nuclearavenger8625 4 роки тому +29

      Its co-axial. The second main rotor takes the tail rotors place

    • @Minox_
      @Minox_ 4 роки тому +16

      @@nuclearavenger8625 Yep, I know, thats why I thought it was funny! :)

    • @tonikaycheney7120
      @tonikaycheney7120 4 роки тому +4

      Still pretty vital for balance.

    • @Tzeentch976
      @Tzeentch976 4 роки тому +1

      True

    • @chasetoyama8184
      @chasetoyama8184 2 роки тому

      @@tonikaycheney7120 The KA50 has no tail rotor; the coaxial main rotor eliminated the need for one. The tail itself, though, is vital.

  • @Cooper_Chu
    @Cooper_Chu 3 роки тому +8

    Fun fact: gravity actually doesn't have anything to do with how many G's you take(other than giving a base unit). one G is just when you are moving at 9.8m/s/s in a direction, so two G's means you are moving at 19.6m/s/s in a direction. There's your fun fact of the day. Hope you all have a wonderful day.

  • @thefutji7757
    @thefutji7757 4 роки тому +428

    Russian Badger and others, are we just gonna miss the happy face on the back of the jet at 1:06 Because thats something I can't unsee

    • @thelorp5186
      @thelorp5186 4 роки тому +23

      That's blessed man, thanks for pointing it out lmao

    • @yeahboi5796
      @yeahboi5796 4 роки тому +14

      I hate/love you for that

    • @ericdeyarmin9607
      @ericdeyarmin9607 4 роки тому +5

      I thought you meant the jet thruster thingys. I’m smort

    • @thefutji7757
      @thefutji7757 4 роки тому +1

      @@ericdeyarmin9607 At the back there is a face with a smile on it

    • @bradyhamilton3827
      @bradyhamilton3827 4 роки тому +2

      Ya that’s something I always found funny about the F4 phantom just the fact that the back of the plane there’s a smiley face

  • @darkdeath5550
    @darkdeath5550 4 роки тому +177

    Tank whips around, points at audience:
    "Don't worry, the safety's on!"

    • @Dssfox
      @Dssfox 4 роки тому +9

      funniest part that on early stage of army we were taken to look on different professions, and when we got to the tanks, one turned turret at us, sergeant who was with us seen us giggle and said: dont worry, hese only checking his chamber. guess how fast we moved from barrel direction?)

    • @elysium7242
      @elysium7242 4 роки тому +3

      *Accidentally turn on radar*
      *200+ civilian casualties*
      "I see this as an absolute win"

  • @MyGamer125
    @MyGamer125 4 роки тому +37

    1:06 The back of the plane is going :D. I can't unsee that now

  • @vonteblack1184
    @vonteblack1184 4 роки тому +284

    Badger: *shoots down random plane* That Plane: “so anyway i started blasting”

  • @nodeloliver6201
    @nodeloliver6201 4 роки тому +368

    "War crimes? I think you mean: FREEDOM POINTS. Three more and I get an all expense trip to the HAUGE."
    -Badger... probably.

  • @ashfalt8319
    @ashfalt8319 4 роки тому +117

    Badger: Pulls 20G while turning
    Pilot: Bravo Six, going dark.

  • @n1thecaptain965
    @n1thecaptain965 3 роки тому +23

    5:24 Tiger UHT: **has access to 8 fire and forget missiles, meaning you can lock a target, fire a missile and then be completely concealed by hiding behind a mountain instead of having to mantain a line of sight like literally every other chopper in the game**

  • @dinosaur6106
    @dinosaur6106 4 роки тому +248

    *pin points where laser designator is*
    Dentist: "hold on I got this." *Reflects it with dental mirror*

    • @lordmerp1498
      @lordmerp1498 4 роки тому +13

      chopper pilot:SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*BOOM*

    • @legionx4046
      @legionx4046 3 роки тому +3

      “CRITICAL DAMAGE”

  • @Shady-up5cz
    @Shady-up5cz 4 роки тому +367

    Papa johns: my time has come

  • @jackparker1197
    @jackparker1197 4 роки тому +32

    @ 4:00 tanks can tell when they’re being lasered, it’s a problem in today’s combat because it’s automated response is to turn to the laser point and fire 3 shells in that area

    • @kousand9917
      @kousand9917 2 роки тому +1

      Those war thunder tanks aren't todays tanks

    • @razorwolf2758
      @razorwolf2758 2 роки тому +3

      @@kousand9917 me who does not give a fuck about The Ganeva convention “let’s make a tank out of mirrors and osmium and make it as big as the rig one with a nuclear power source so if it is destroyed no one wins

  • @RangerR4078
    @RangerR4078 3 роки тому +22

    11:08 this reminded me of that vid where a camera was looking at a tank and the tank shot straight at the camera lol

  • @garretthunter3381
    @garretthunter3381 4 роки тому +1076

    F-4 Phantom: Breaks sound barrier
    Badger: "Im in the mood for a swim..."
    F-4: ...
    Badger: slowly eases the control stick down
    F-4: "No..."
    Badger:...
    F-4: touches water and disintegrates
    Badger: (insert pikachu meme here)
    Russian sub watching all this: "IVAN! Write this down!"

    • @spacecatsftw
      @spacecatsftw 3 роки тому +17

      ah yes. attempting to land when you're flying faster than the speed of sound

    • @dragonslayer6644
      @dragonslayer6644 3 роки тому

      Pika pog

    • @crustaceanking3293
      @crustaceanking3293 3 роки тому +6

      @@spacecatsftw *attempting to WATER at hypersonic speeds

    • @chasetoyama8184
      @chasetoyama8184 3 роки тому

      @@spacecatsftw On water. In a fighter jet,

    • @babyrudds3793
      @babyrudds3793 2 роки тому +1

      Fun fact, from when the plane hit the water to when it stopped, it underwent about 30.5 g for about 4 seconds

  • @bigguy9242
    @bigguy9242 4 роки тому +138

    2:04 “That’s one less loose end.”

  • @t-bug9385
    @t-bug9385 4 роки тому +226

    “You call it a gas station, I call it a target rich environment” - the newest and best phrase 2020

    • @irishwolf5070
      @irishwolf5070 4 роки тому +1

      I read that at the exact time that played

    • @silentjustin
      @silentjustin 4 роки тому

      As someone who is currently at work at a Circle K during the night shift ive never been more terrified in my life lol.

  • @nacolm7454
    @nacolm7454 4 роки тому +54

    I looked up "they dropped the sun on us twice" and it brought me here. I love it

  • @monkie7097
    @monkie7097 4 роки тому +51

    "You call it a gas station, I call it a target rich environment "
    *Loads AR-15 with Holy Crusade intent*

  • @GG-vj8zr
    @GG-vj8zr 4 роки тому +147

    Nobody:
    Obama: All should have Healthcare for cheap.
    Badger: The M1A1 Abrams is the only healthcare I need.

  • @AJSpringState
    @AJSpringState 4 роки тому +58

    Badger: *Shoots a target from 8 clicks out*
    Badger: Wet.

  • @thawolf3156
    @thawolf3156 4 роки тому +23

    Nobody:
    10:57
    Badger obliterating my mans entire knee caps, nonchalantly

  • @Spaceman404.
    @Spaceman404. 4 роки тому +53

    Tank: Exists*
    Ka-50: Your free trial of being alive has ended

  • @CreatureOutOfTime
    @CreatureOutOfTime 4 роки тому +106

    6:45
    "...added infantry component"
    *Fans of Mil-24 Hind menacingly waiting for DLC*

    • @Kay_213_
      @Kay_213_ 4 роки тому +1

      Infantry support? I think you mean *SPACED ARMOUR*

    • @razorwolf2758
      @razorwolf2758 2 роки тому

      Nah I just want a DLC where u can have a person taped to a wing of a helicopter

  • @Spark____
    @Spark____ 4 роки тому +9

    Black shark:uses extremely visible pinpoint laser guided misile system
    Some dude:holds up pocket mirror and middle finger
    Misile:pulls 180 mid air

  • @manbuncolin
    @manbuncolin 4 роки тому +159

    6:52 “Heavenly what’re you doing out there?” “Sir, finishing this fight.”

    • @Dragosmom.
      @Dragosmom. 3 роки тому +1

      Im pretty sure that was doom marine...

  • @rabidredpanda2888
    @rabidredpanda2888 4 роки тому +157

    Badjur: posts 2 days in a row
    Me: Wait, that's impossible

    • @happyjohnny8976
      @happyjohnny8976 4 роки тому +2

      Panda Fan I would like but then it would hit 70 smh “nice”

  • @colterbrown3679
    @colterbrown3679 Рік тому +9

    15:54 “You laugh now, but I’m about to call up the Pentagon and ask if Lockheed Martin takes coupons!”
    This is why it’s worth the extra time to watch a Badger video all the way to the end.

  • @frank_mon_wolf1556
    @frank_mon_wolf1556 4 роки тому +83

    I feel like Badger and Skulker basically are the kind of dudes that say: "We found that the Geneva Convention is just a set of guidelines."

  • @gamingwolffox7121
    @gamingwolffox7121 4 роки тому +50

    2:04 crowd: exists
    The m247 Sargent york: imma end this crowds whole career

  • @generictimestamperstupendi9021
    @generictimestamperstupendi9021 4 роки тому +29

    2:01 crowd *target identified* 6:52 saw the duct tape 7:26 "attacked 3 boats they dropped the sun on us *TWICE* " 12:07 plane skipping on water test 14:14 get hank hill 14:25 hank hill watches badger , chat... lol badger typed in team chat first 15:40 ask to be paid with a f22raptor (and he did on discord in a future video lol) 16:33 floridas basically a heavily modded GTA 5 server

  • @gilessaint-loup2426
    @gilessaint-loup2426 4 роки тому +14

    As an Ork appreciator, the Tunguska with all that DAKKA made me smile.

  • @TBH-nu2so
    @TBH-nu2so 4 роки тому +50

    Imagine being a pilot parachuting down, and you see Badger flying an F22 Raptor with his decal on the front towards you.

  • @michalspisar2067
    @michalspisar2067 4 роки тому +85

    6:58
    Heavenly what you doing there?
    ENGAGING THE ENEMY

    • @gameridiotNOT
      @gameridiotNOT 4 роки тому +18

      "The US Wyoming never falters"

    • @juicebox7372
      @juicebox7372 4 роки тому +4

      @@gameridiotNOT That never gets old for me lol

  • @asktostop9277
    @asktostop9277 4 роки тому +88

    Everyone: "What are you planning to do with that tank"
    Tank: *loads missile* "CIVILIAN CASUALTIES!"

  • @DalderR6
    @DalderR6 3 роки тому +5

    Crazy coming back and watching the videos before the MoCap suit and the fact that you put this much work into these before having that suit is WILD you sure are easily one of my favorite creators if not THE favorite

  • @cdt929gaming
    @cdt929gaming 4 роки тому +83

    "You're talking a lot of crap for someone in ADATS range"

  • @maxsmith611
    @maxsmith611 4 роки тому +57

    Badger during the end of his "Best of 2019" video: I did way too many sponsored vids and wish I coulda just shitposted.
    Also Badger every video since: "This video is sponsored by_______"
    I still love the vids. Just... Irony.

    • @MishraArtificer
      @MishraArtificer 4 роки тому +3

      The difference is...he's still shitposting AND getting paid for it.

  • @theScottishKoala
    @theScottishKoala 4 роки тому +1005

    Everyone asking “what is this upload schedule” but nobody asks “how is this upload schedule” 😢
    Hope everyone will come join us over on my channel... Though I guess this means I gotta start uploading R6 Siege vids...

    • @ineedhealing5483
      @ineedhealing5483 4 роки тому +14

      Scotland forever

    • @Brother_Nihilus
      @Brother_Nihilus 4 роки тому +13

      It do be like that sometimes.
      And Holy Moly. Had no idea u watched the Slav King.

    • @sa80slayer85
      @sa80slayer85 4 роки тому +4

      Been subbed or a bit man glad to see you on this channel

    • @risu6894
      @risu6894 4 роки тому +2

      wait you’re here?

    • @theScottishKoala
      @theScottishKoala 4 роки тому +4

      I had to Badger him for six months but we got here 😆👌

  • @CorundumDevil
    @CorundumDevil 3 роки тому +11

    "Phrases that I do not wish to hear a second time--"
    Me: >watches it several times just to catch what was said

  • @jtroll2747
    @jtroll2747 4 роки тому +63

    “He protec, he attac, but most importantly he invade Iraq”

  • @dspace4514
    @dspace4514 4 роки тому +77

    Enemy: We are winning against Russian Badger. They lost one of their guns!
    Badger: *casually tapes Heavenly to the wing* You were saying.
    Heavenly: *Eyes lits up*
    Enemy: Oh fu- *dies*

  • @thatmexicankid7784
    @thatmexicankid7784 4 роки тому +60

    Badger: wonder if I can hit this dude
    *Literally everyone hearing that*
    Us: That’s a war crime their buddy

  • @mrsteamie4196
    @mrsteamie4196 3 роки тому +2

    Badger, the way you animated Skullker with the "primary use of this helicopter" gag is so goddamn good. That just seals the deal on that entire clip.

  • @shaldurprime7154
    @shaldurprime7154 4 роки тому +29

    3:42 there's just a guy standing on the fender with half an old vanity mirror that he found

  • @SomeD00D01
    @SomeD00D01 4 роки тому +28

    *"We attacked three boats THEY DROPPED A SUN ON US TWICE"*

  • @Devastator_1
    @Devastator_1 4 роки тому +21

    2:47 Bajur you know it's bad when *your* friends are saying no

  • @GB-tc4hr
    @GB-tc4hr Рік тому +3

    13:16
    Eekaj was listening to the Freebird guitar solo

  • @indyjons321
    @indyjons321 4 роки тому +45

    Pulling 10 Gs in a Hunter F6 like...
    "Bravo 6 going dark."

  • @_ojo.r.ojo_
    @_ojo.r.ojo_ 4 роки тому +28

    7:26 is the dropped the sun on us twice

  • @sparinglysalted4951
    @sparinglysalted4951 4 роки тому +57

    *Papa John appears, eyes glowing red from the fiery hatred he developed from eating 40 pizzas in 30 days*
    “Ah yes, the negotiator”

  • @Kirb0TheConsumer
    @Kirb0TheConsumer Рік тому +5

    4:25 “a weapon of mass destruction that’s as easy to use as a colouring book” so basically it’s so simple a marine can drive it 😂😂

    • @guccithickums
      @guccithickums Рік тому +3

      Marines can’t use colouring books tho…
      Cause they ate all the crayons

    • @NovakDjokovik
      @NovakDjokovik 5 місяців тому

      Lol,🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

  • @MrEc2001ca
    @MrEc2001ca 4 роки тому +12

    7:57 congratulations badger, you made that man a cripple!

  • @vanillaice4948
    @vanillaice4948 4 роки тому +191

    0:55 “You call it a gas station, I call it a target rich environment”.
    *What would you call a school then?*

  • @bluedog843
    @bluedog843 4 роки тому +72

    “You call it a gas station, I call it a target rich environment” *feeds new round* that killed me

    • @chasetoyama8184
      @chasetoyama8184 2 роки тому

      You don’t feed rounds with a bolt action, you chamber rounds.

  • @tytoalbasoren9457
    @tytoalbasoren9457 3 роки тому +1

    7:00 iirc something similar like this did actually happen. In 2007, four royal marines taped themsleves on the side of two Apaches (each two marines) on a rescue mission.

  • @jonasblahut8084
    @jonasblahut8084 4 роки тому +54

    When you see black dot with a crying seal on it 8 kilometers away:
    „My time has come”

  • @theeinqusition1
    @theeinqusition1 4 роки тому +34

    1:06 smiley face on the back of the jet, things I can't unsee

  • @colew4083
    @colew4083 4 роки тому +115

    "he got my left wing" badger doesn't even know the meme and he said it

  • @hagenspringtrap9431
    @hagenspringtrap9431 Рік тому +2

    7:09 this sounds like a veterans reaction after seeing an enemy that no one has survived before and there are only rumors. Like heavenly strapped to a helicopter is some myth but there isn't any other explanation

  • @TGTR.43
    @TGTR.43 4 роки тому +26

    Badger: *posts 2 videos in under a month*
    The community: ‘o’

  • @jaden.mb0
    @jaden.mb0 4 роки тому +233

    "...they dropped the sun on us twice... " part had dying 6:59 to 7:30

    • @fallenriverie1663
      @fallenriverie1663 3 роки тому +5

      You have my respect for the timestamp

    • @GZilla311
      @GZilla311 Рік тому +1

      Tsutomu Yamaguchi would know that personally.

  • @dragonborntmc8539
    @dragonborntmc8539 4 роки тому +20

    Can we all just take a moment to remember that Badger is a Marine in the reserves?
    Thank you Badger.

  • @jakecarroll9500
    @jakecarroll9500 3 роки тому +35

    "Just a smooch like your kissing your sister." 12:23

  • @jamesbland5207
    @jamesbland5207 4 роки тому +29

    WWII in a nutshell: "We attacked like 3 boats, they dropped the sun on us twice."

  • @lovingcanadiancan1751
    @lovingcanadiancan1751 4 роки тому +19

    12:59 i got scared for a second i wasnt looking when he said MIG

    • @o-w-e-n5410
      @o-w-e-n5410 4 роки тому +2

      Lovingcanadian CAN I honestly thought the same thing, I had to go back and rewatch it just to make sure.

    • @lovingcanadiancan1751
      @lovingcanadiancan1751 4 роки тому +1

      @Jesse Rodriguez oh my god i turned it on thats hilarious

  • @nyxnox2135
    @nyxnox2135 4 роки тому +24

    *Sees Fat crying Seal*
    Huh this reminds me of something...
    *Remembers the time I impulse ordered Badgers Youtooz*
    Aaah yes.... grand times