Skyrim - 5 Failed Heroes

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  • @ryande666
    @ryande666 7 років тому +1633

    Mate you're so underrated as a writer, your commentary is gold

  • @kilroy6429
    @kilroy6429 6 років тому +975

    The dude that light all of the torches and candles and braziers is the abandoned tombs so we can see while we fight

    • @AndreyAndreyevich
      @AndreyAndreyevich 6 років тому +8

      xD

    • @quinngilmar6185
      @quinngilmar6185 6 років тому +112

      Oh and the guy who puts fresh foods in all the old caves and tombs

    • @spekalluke5739
      @spekalluke5739 6 років тому +12

      True legend

    • @marcusbergman6116
      @marcusbergman6116 6 років тому +114

      That's actually the Draugr themselves. They patrol and keep the place lit up in the lore. Now, the *real* hero is the merchant supplying them with candles and kindle.

    • @kriegskorpsman6136
      @kriegskorpsman6136 5 років тому +25

      @@marcusbergman6116 To be honest the candles and food and loot that doesnt really fit in there probably comes from earlier adventurers, which they then yeet away.

  • @debodatta7398
    @debodatta7398 6 років тому +454

    damn the Habd part was crazy emotional man

  • @rhiannonbarth6765
    @rhiannonbarth6765 7 років тому +875

    "Finished every mission you're given" ....ive finished the theives guild, the darkbrotherhood, im the lord of castle volkihar, i saved solsthiem, and ive defeated alduin...and i still havent put klimmeks supplies in the chest yet.

    • @disguisedghost1019
      @disguisedghost1019 4 роки тому +50

      The ultimate challenge...

    • @mai1449
      @mai1449 4 роки тому +14

      oh my god mood

    • @vyclixs7178
      @vyclixs7178 4 роки тому +31

      Nah I put them in the chest, but I never came back and turned the quest in

    • @chainlinksart6524
      @chainlinksart6524 4 роки тому +5

      Uhh, I've had those supplies and have no idea what to do with them 😂

    • @beans_groovin.mp4
      @beans_groovin.mp4 4 роки тому +2

      i'm sorry but the like number is perfect

  • @emanuelgrubesic6689
    @emanuelgrubesic6689 7 років тому +1075

    Damn 3rd story kicked me in heart.
    3 years later 900 likes thanks guys forgot about this 🤣

  • @anthonybaggott9825
    @anthonybaggott9825 6 років тому +679

    “Go, go, I’ll hold it off”
    “Maybe I can help you fight”
    “No... you’re not good at it”
    I literally cant😂😂😂

    • @hiddio
      @hiddio 4 роки тому +6

      Hahahahahaha

    • @tonys9397
      @tonys9397 Рік тому

      That part was so good!!!

  • @kenjimaster666
    @kenjimaster666 7 років тому +149

    You managed to make the Frostflow Lighthouse story even sadder with your poetic rendition. 10/10.

  • @memes-px7wi
    @memes-px7wi 7 років тому +399

    I saved malborn. And when he survives, you can find him in windhelm.

    • @tommysolomon7759
      @tommysolomon7759 5 років тому +14

      memes always killed him and stole his shit after. Do regret that after knowing this for a bit.

    • @sharathnavada3645
      @sharathnavada3645 5 років тому +43

      @@tommysolomon7759 you can actually help him get across the border

    • @MPconTraje
      @MPconTraje 5 років тому

      memes facts

    • @paddyjarns
      @paddyjarns 4 роки тому +21

      Yeah he's being tailed by a thalmor spy who has attached himself to a khajiit caravan and you have to kill the spy and let him live the rest of his days in morrowind. It's all very poetic

    • @sofooraadam1617
      @sofooraadam1617 3 роки тому +1

      @@paddyjarns which part of windhelm do i find him in?

  • @flygawnebardoflight
    @flygawnebardoflight 7 років тому +385

    I actually saved Malborn, saved him in the embassy then escorted him all the way to Windhelm where he took refuge as a Thalmor assassin (a kitty cat to nobody's surprise) waited for him at the docks. After dispatching the Cat I escorted Malborn as he fled to Morrowind. Thanks Malborn for your sacrifice, may you find your peaceful life. (Also, I gave him 500 gold for his troubles cuz y'know. Pickpocketting works both ways.)

    • @dylanj950
      @dylanj950 5 років тому +9

      The most I do is just kill the soldiers that come in with him and protect him from the troll. Does Tsavari or whatever her name is come to kill Malborn in windhelm?

    • @beeperbee
      @beeperbee 5 років тому +4

      i thought he went to the new gnisis corner club not morrowind lmao

    • @grayson9075
      @grayson9075 3 роки тому +2

      He survived but when we walked outside 4 vampires blasted him down

  • @erickknight1239
    @erickknight1239 6 років тому +58

    "Stop examining the egg sacks and go!"
    "oh okay"

  • @catsareawesome8360
    @catsareawesome8360 7 років тому +324

    *"Champs before vamps"*
    *-* Graenolf 2018

  • @cad5247
    @cad5247 5 років тому +89

    I bet the next main character in an Elder Scrolls game is the guy who restocks the stuff in the tombs and lights the candles. A real hero.

    • @sansfan2549
      @sansfan2549 3 роки тому +2

      ok so one of the druagers that would be cool

  • @mariahboop4603
    @mariahboop4603 7 років тому +253

    3:
    *DAMN YOU SHOULD BE AN AUTHOR*

    • @cielismi
      @cielismi 5 років тому +15

      Imagine reading a book by him, and in the middle of the book it just says *Boobies* in all caps.

    • @epicboxx3838
      @epicboxx3838 5 років тому +2

      Marisa Hennigan or he’s a great theorist

    • @thehotceilingfan4079
      @thehotceilingfan4079 4 роки тому

      @@cielismi i like your name.

    • @cielismi
      @cielismi 4 роки тому

      Rar ndhjsfhk thank you

  • @guldarheel1204
    @guldarheel1204 6 років тому +36

    Malborn gathered intelligence about the party and was useful in this one embassy operation, but that was enough. As long as he survived, and you got the book you were looking for, rescued the other prisoner, and killed a few Thalmor along the way, I'd definitely say it was a successful operation. I'd argue that Malborn was actually a successful hero.

  • @thephoenixxy
    @thephoenixxy 7 років тому +598

    To be fair, not all heroes are meant to cut a bloody swathe across "evil". Some are heroes exactly because they withheld information even when threatened with death. Or because they snuck things across enemy line to facilitate the success of the hero who's going to cut that swathe.

  • @x3papichulo3x78
    @x3papichulo3x78 6 років тому +211

    I was actually able to save Margaret before she was killed with the “slow time shout” then she gives u some jewelry :/

    • @thegreathim0018
      @thegreathim0018 6 років тому +37

      I did it once by suplexing the guy, I didn't have any weapons equipped for some reason, but it was a hilarious way to kill someone.

    • @connorbowersox9050
      @connorbowersox9050 6 років тому +6

      I hit used the secondary attack (hitting with the bow) and he went after me instead of her.

    • @stevenhiggins3055
      @stevenhiggins3055 5 років тому +15

      I just shot him in the back with an arrow as soon as I entered town.

    • @ShadowMage
      @ShadowMage 5 років тому +10

      I usually kill him with a dual casted firebolt or ice spike.

    • @lukedeakin7124
      @lukedeakin7124 5 років тому +4

      I usually just Fus Roh Dah him

  • @ArmandLightcastle
    @ArmandLightcastle 7 років тому +211

    Holy shit, the narration of the lighthouse was beautiful. Good video

  • @thatoneguy9473
    @thatoneguy9473 5 років тому +228

    Is it just me or does anyone else wish he would read their books on audible? 😂😂😂😂

    • @cappypappy
      @cappypappy 5 років тому +3

      if you watch a skyrim video called "The Truth About The Ebony Warrior" by MrRhexx...it'd be like hearing him talking a bedtime story

    • @BasedAnglican1453
      @BasedAnglican1453 7 місяців тому

      Now he can! He’s an audiobook reader.

    • @madelinekubaszyk
      @madelinekubaszyk 5 місяців тому

      Yes but every female character in the book he's gotta say "OYFUM!" "DAM THIS CHICK IS HOT" XD

  • @laurene988
    @laurene988 7 років тому +215

    'Boobies!'
    Well, that's one way to lighten the mood..

    • @knightmare1267
      @knightmare1267 5 років тому

      And one way to ruin thanksgiving

    • @vg_goat
      @vg_goat 5 років тому

      And one way to ruin nnn

    • @TheFlipsideOfThings
      @TheFlipsideOfThings 5 років тому +1

      @@vg_goat Did you have a stroke at the end??

  • @dylnfstr
    @dylnfstr 6 років тому +50

    Your little stories about different things in Skyrim give the game so much more life. In my honest opinion, you should be the lead story director at Bethesda for ES6!

  • @qjones6903
    @qjones6903 7 років тому +170

    The dude who rushed the priest and got his head cut off in the beginning of the game will always be my favorite failed hero

  • @creamsupreme6987
    @creamsupreme6987 7 років тому +103

    Graenolf you sexy thing, you never fail to deliver quality content

  • @Filip_Agrippa
    @Filip_Agrippa 7 років тому +70

    I managed to keep Malborn alive and he even got a girl... the waitress whom I got abused by Erikur :D When I met them in Windhelm, it was really cool. He didn't really fail in my book, quite the opposite. :D

  • @eln5343
    @eln5343 6 років тому +70

    How about Morvarth? Dude was a resolute vampire hunter until being played and turned into one.

    • @michaelmorton5698
      @michaelmorton5698 3 роки тому +8

      I almost felt bad about killing Morvarth, especially since the book "Immortal Blood" in Oblivion led me to believe that he had died at the end. Nope, turns out he was given a fate worse than death--undeath. And he was planning to enslave Morthal's people using one turned tavern wench. Arkay demanded retribution for the deaths of Helgi and her mother, and I carried it out.

  • @geckosalad
    @geckosalad 7 років тому +47

    The writing on number 3 is actually incredible. I can see it being from a book.

    • @smayo3975
      @smayo3975 6 років тому

      Gecko Salad That one killed me. 😫

  • @lordskyrim2495
    @lordskyrim2495 5 років тому +21

    I played a kaljit on my very first game. It hasn't occured to me until now ( watching that kaljit jumping ) how hard it must have been for me to change my armour when I have to push my tail through a very small hole in my pants.

  • @VentricDual
    @VentricDual 7 років тому +506

    The way you told the 3rd one. Wow! You need to go and do some narrative stuff, my man. You have the voice for it. A bard indeed.

    • @zisforzorua1906
      @zisforzorua1906 7 років тому +35

      Ventric Dual Then all of a sudden
      BOOOOOOOBIES

    • @jamessnyder6184
      @jamessnyder6184 7 років тому +22

      He almost had me in tears because of how he narrated that.

    • @kingbacon9379
      @kingbacon9379 7 років тому +18

      Ventric Dual yo I actually got sad

    • @rickychardzz
      @rickychardzz 7 років тому +17

      Ive done that mission and i was like aaah that sucks the family died..... But the way he narrate what happened is a hole new level

    • @VentricDual
      @VentricDual 7 років тому +8

      rickychardzz
      Agreed. He made it a tale of sorrow, something that actually *happened*.

  • @Stratelier
    @Stratelier 7 років тому +6

    Ooh, Frostflow Lighthouse. So many feels. Nobody can speak ill of that quest, it is just one of the game's best stories.

  • @chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266
    @chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266 7 років тому +78

    "Champs before vamps"
    Hehe nice one. 🤣

  • @cadend6925
    @cadend6925 6 років тому +4

    That Habd story was told in painstaking detail. My jaw was on the ground. Bethesda does a really good job of displaying that other people, NPCs they may be, live lives of their own and have their own stories. You do a great job of interpreting these.

  • @OxidizedNail
    @OxidizedNail 7 років тому +115

    Thanks for briefing me on the female anatomy.

    • @EmmaSpAce111
      @EmmaSpAce111 7 років тому +9

      I was unaware of such an areas existence

  • @shuckeegaming
    @shuckeegaming 4 роки тому +4

    Damn straight. "Champs before vamps." I love it!

  • @curlycarmello9047
    @curlycarmello9047 7 років тому +28

    That's one way to forget the sadness. Just tell BOOOBIEEES. Cheered me right up.

  • @robwitzke9634
    @robwitzke9634 7 років тому +46

    "Champs before vamps" I lost it XD

  • @saintpres4ge533
    @saintpres4ge533 7 років тому +256

    When the Markarth guards tried to arrest me I killed them, I then killed the next 3 that entered, and all the guards outside, and the guards in the guard tower, and the guards in the keep. It was only then that I realized I was meant to go to the silver mine with them. But it was too late, a mountain of corpses left in the city, I ran, joined the Imperials and fought to forget the bloodshed of the innocents, but everywhere I went was only more I had to fight. At last all where dead, and then I knew... I didn't kill Miraak, so I left skyrim as a smoking mess of death and continued. I was the dragon born. I was the end.

    • @Stratelier
      @Stratelier 7 років тому +20

      With my second Skyrim character, I had her go werewolf on the guards, and subsequently went on a rampage in one giant circuit of Skyrim. She ate so many generic bandits (etc.) her transformation lasted _one full week_ before she changed back.

    • @alekberreth8637
      @alekberreth8637 6 років тому +6

      Yea i just had the deadra butler from the dragonborn dlc smuggle in all my stuff and the killed everything.

    • @chiefqueef4000
      @chiefqueef4000 6 років тому +3

      Let me guess, you then said “nothing personal kid” to Alduin and killed him in one hit

    • @zergith
      @zergith 6 років тому +2

      @@chiefqueef4000 do not underestimated the power of the dragon alchemist!

    • @enderslash7554
      @enderslash7554 6 років тому

      I went on a murder rampage on my first profile now in my *looks at saves* 25th character and am trying to get to lvl 100

  • @windrunnerradiant4776
    @windrunnerradiant4776 7 років тому +9

    The third one just broke my heart. Man, you're videos are awesome went eh way you narrorate is amazing.

  • @connormarron9509
    @connormarron9509 7 років тому +364

    You wanna know who else will fail? These Settlements if you don’t help them. I’ve taken the *liberty* of marking all 284829 of them on ur map.

    • @jeremiahsnelson5644
      @jeremiahsnelson5644 7 років тому +18

      Preston Garvey
      Not again! 😨

    • @notaenclaveremant1185
      @notaenclaveremant1185 7 років тому +6

      Wrong GAME

    • @odysseyes6465
      @odysseyes6465 7 років тому +4

      Hey dude,wrong era
      (There's a theory skyrim and fallout 4 are on the same planet,just different times)

    • @jeremiahsnelson5644
      @jeremiahsnelson5644 7 років тому +23

      Lily Draws
      Pretty sure Bethesda has confirmed that this theory is incorrect

    • @SirLoLo
      @SirLoLo 7 років тому +4

      You dick😂

  • @collinhumphrey6756
    @collinhumphrey6756 7 років тому +21

    lol just found this channel right now and I can already tell I'm going to enjoy looking back at a bunch of old videos

  • @adamthompson6669
    @adamthompson6669 7 років тому +562

    Graenolf my man awesome timing I just had a front tooth pulled out and I’m on my way home so going to binge on your channel again

    • @zigzagcloth7438
      @zigzagcloth7438 7 років тому +18

      Adam Thompson I had 4 premolers taken out
      I know how you feel

    • @lariosmendoza
      @lariosmendoza 6 років тому +8

      I had my brain pulled out, I know how you feel

    • @Twisted_Theories
      @Twisted_Theories 6 років тому +4

      I had my left big toe pulled off I know how you feel

    • @kelligreenwood9758
      @kelligreenwood9758 6 років тому +3

      i had my leg pulled off i wish i knew how u felt :(

    • @madhavmenon3444
      @madhavmenon3444 6 років тому +2

      This isn't related to what you are saying, but I've gotta ask....... How did Graenolf get nimhe in human form? Is it a mod or something else?

  • @darcraven01
    @darcraven01 7 років тому +65

    What about that stendarr guy in markarth who leads you into thst house to fight the daedra lord just to turn on you at the first sign of trouble?

    • @francisharkins
      @francisharkins 4 роки тому +9

      Vigilants of Stendarr are Simps for that sweet Daedric ass.
      *proceeds to get their base of operations yeeted by vampires*

    • @dragishawk
      @dragishawk 4 роки тому +4

      There wasn't much that poor bastard could really do against the power of the Lord of Domination.

    • @michaelmorton5698
      @michaelmorton5698 3 роки тому +4

      Vigilant Tyranus? That guy sounds more like a Sith Lord than a Daedra hunter.

    • @connorstaggs1691
      @connorstaggs1691 3 роки тому

      @@michaelmorton5698 probably because Darth Tyrannus is a sith lord

  • @spookyscaryskeletons8670
    @spookyscaryskeletons8670 7 років тому +135

    Did you know: Graenolf’s videos were the ones who convinced me to buy Skyrim👍🏻 Edit: 100 likes!! I’m shook!

  • @jukebox_julia
    @jukebox_julia 6 років тому +7

    In order to save Malborn, I "pickpocketed" him and planted a hunting bow and daedric arrow on him so he could actually defend himself when everyone started fighting

  • @Baxyol
    @Baxyol 7 років тому +21

    Honorable Mention: The Barrels of Solsthiem.
    While traveling across the ashy island, towards the peak of some mountains, you'll come across some barrels. They've been there for decades, centuries, maybe. Long ago, a village was attacked by little blue goblins called Rieklings, they plundered, pillaged, and slaughtered. A small group of heroes were chosen to stop the attack, and a powerful Altmer mage transformed their physical forms into magical barriers in the shape of Barrels. The Rieklings were pushed back, and ultimately forced into the great barrels, where they would be sealed for all eternity.
    Sadly, however, upon approaching these powerful barriers, they sense the souls of all the dragons you have consumed, and they reach out to try and contain those too! This leaves them wide open and vulnerable, thus allowing the Rieklings to escape.
    Luckily, you were there to stop them from causing mayhem on any other villages. But, the greed of the mighty Barrels was ultimately their downfall, as upon escaping, the Rieklings shattered them to pieces.

  • @h3ll0gudbye
    @h3ll0gudbye 6 років тому +9

    The lighthouse mission left me really sad and depressed when I first finished it. I had to stop the game for a while and didn't play again til the next day. It's still the saddest encounter in the game for me. I wanted at least one survivor...

  • @richcantgame
    @richcantgame 7 років тому +19

    I love this dude. I found him around the end of 2017. He has a nice mix of facts and jokes. I like his energy. And he just keeps me watching even if I don't necessarily care about the list.

  • @josephisadorebaldez8403
    @josephisadorebaldez8403 6 років тому +3

    "Are you sure? We can help you fight!"
    "No! You're... not good at it!"
    I fucking died laughing

  • @contentdeleted1451
    @contentdeleted1451 7 років тому +107

    I just started watching this channel this morning and I have watched about 25 videos I love it!

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  7 років тому +10

      This makes me infinitely happy. xD. Love you.

  • @gabbyireland215
    @gabbyireland215 5 років тому +1

    Your voice and description of the tale just always makes these videos. I love them

  • @seaborgium919
    @seaborgium919 7 років тому +508

    I really like these videos... but I wish that you would take your Mods off for recording. I was *really* confused when you were fighting Nimhe.

    • @selloutthestupid
      @selloutthestupid 6 років тому +35

      Mods are not clothes, you can't "take them off"

    • @bdyd08
      @bdyd08 6 років тому +85

      you can disable most of them without problems. like the one Quinn's talking about
      but I don't mind, it was fun trying to figure out what the fuck is that crawling two legged mutant spider creep thing he was fighting

    • @lanjieke
      @lanjieke 6 років тому +16

      THANK YOU FOR THIS COMMENT. I thought I'd missed part of the quest :')

    • @mynameisrick
      @mynameisrick 6 років тому +4

      @@selloutthestupid You know what they were trying to say you loser

    • @cathedral1375
      @cathedral1375 6 років тому

      Cant turn em off either or else you see the true for of skyrim

  • @444redwing
    @444redwing 7 років тому +2

    I discovered your videos fairly recently and they reminded me that there's still some fun to have in Skyrim and I picked it back up. It now consumes my life again.

  • @somethingotherthanmyrealname
    @somethingotherthanmyrealname 7 років тому +225

    I don’t know how you’re still managing to make content from this game. Great storytelling as well.

    • @thompsonator4696
      @thompsonator4696 7 років тому +18

      You can make content from Skyrim Endlessly it is a really big game.

    • @arju6996
      @arju6996 7 років тому +2

      OlafGoldenHammer hyped for dark souls remaster. I've only played ds3 so I'm not sure how it's gonna be.

    • @bugsandsnakes
      @bugsandsnakes 7 років тому +2

      He’s magic

    • @tbrstarrygamer6682
      @tbrstarrygamer6682 7 років тому +4

      You see Skyrim is one of the best video games of all time. Therefore, it will never die out. NEVER!

    • @danielwelker5362
      @danielwelker5362 7 років тому +2

      Keep in mind, Nintendo Switch is getting this game. It's not dying any time soon.

  • @ChristianFilming
    @ChristianFilming 6 років тому +1

    Number 3, oh man... i found that place out of no where, i was really curious but upon entering and as i played through the caves (Continuously dying mind you XP) i found it to be really sad, almost wanting to cry at this turn of events. He tried to save his children, he tried to avenge his wife, and all for nothing. But i felt good about killing the reaper after this. I didn't take his remains, but now i think i'm going to go back and get them and bury them or something. I feel a bit helpless in this situation, Here you are a great hero, and feeling helpless. :C

  • @housestark4881
    @housestark4881 7 років тому +254

    the redguards story is very sad..

    • @sherrylee5116
      @sherrylee5116 7 років тому +2

      House Stark all of the stories are sad

    • @grantkeller4634
      @grantkeller4634 6 років тому +4

      frostflow light house scared the shit out of me the first time i went there

  • @maximusmcgarry7549
    @maximusmcgarry7549 7 років тому +1

    9:04 Graenolf has ascended

  • @mehriya9982
    @mehriya9982 7 років тому +219

    .....My skyrim person is the only failed hero ......I just push people of Mountains.....

    • @Raptor_Ren
      @Raptor_Ren 7 років тому +53

      That’s not a failed hero, that’s a successful villain. The dragons are needed to stop YOU.

    • @sxrrytm5266
      @sxrrytm5266 7 років тому +6

      savage

    • @zoeyxaviera2186
      @zoeyxaviera2186 7 років тому +6

      Sorry my grammer nazi is kicking in. *off

    • @Mr_Chaotic_Neutral
      @Mr_Chaotic_Neutral 7 років тому +3

      i love fus ro dahing guards off the top of the stairs to dragonsreach, sending them flying into the pool thing at the bottom. its hilarious doing that over and over. so even though i dont have the dawnguard mod thing, i know how you feel

    • @cade1op
      @cade1op 7 років тому +2

      m8 you're not bad at all in fact you're better than me when I rushed into sovengaurde I saw alduin flying around i started freaking singing ua-cam.com/video/4-JCl3ph8s8/v-deo.html

  • @valentinestone7869
    @valentinestone7869 4 роки тому +1

    That last sentence is a threat

  • @alphacodeblack2121
    @alphacodeblack2121 7 років тому +42

    This was great and probably the best commentary on any Skyrim videos. Good job man didn't even take me 1 whole video to subscribe

  • @The_Leopardess
    @The_Leopardess 5 років тому +7

    "No! You're not good at it." Lmao!

  • @joevon4958
    @joevon4958 7 років тому +27

    Graenolf is skyrim's storyteller

  • @kenzikool9606
    @kenzikool9606 7 років тому

    I absolutely love how he talks to the viewer as if they are the main character in the game, he's just simply instructing you on what to do. It's so amazing. I've subscribed.

  • @michaelchivers986
    @michaelchivers986 7 років тому +164

    this comment section is like this
    5% recommendations for videos
    5% Random comments
    20% compliments
    20% comments on how sad 3 was
    50% OYFUM!

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  7 років тому +8

      (hahaha)

    • @michaelchivers986
      @michaelchivers986 7 років тому

      Wow i have been noticed by my senpai! lol.
      I actually find it hard to believe that you replied. thanks!

    • @justrevvy2001
      @justrevvy2001 6 років тому

      Michael Chivers OYFUM

    • @lordskyrim2495
      @lordskyrim2495 5 років тому +1

      Ok now it killing me. I keep seeing OYFUM but don't know what it means.

    • @kpatelv607
      @kpatelv607 5 років тому

      I would like this comment but then I would be branded as the traitor that messed up the perfect 69.

  • @anonymousguy3043
    @anonymousguy3043 7 років тому +1

    Best return from seriousness, I've ever seen.

  • @kameronpasswaters8245
    @kameronpasswaters8245 7 років тому +8

    He changed the mood so much it went from a brave guard protecting his party to the end to a father trying to help his daughter escape the falmer but in the end couldn’t so gave her a knife to take her own life then BOOBIES

  • @jemmargilbert
    @jemmargilbert 5 років тому +1

    With that 3rd story, I was in a really sad mood, but when I randomly just hear "BoObiEs!" I cracked up

  • @ThatOneStryker
    @ThatOneStryker 7 років тому +11

    Graenolf, thank you for inspiring me to redownload Skyrim. I am having the time of my life and cannot thank you enough.

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  7 років тому +3

      Hell yeah dude : ) Cheers.

  • @valeka.mp4
    @valeka.mp4 4 роки тому +1

    i need an entire video of you telling stories like in the 3rd story. i mean, it's really calm

  • @nota_pig1895
    @nota_pig1895 7 років тому +68

    I’m a failed hero cuz I happen to be a murder, thief, assassin, trespasser, animal and child abusive, sold my soul to many daidra, killed a few characters who helped me, laugh as I watch dragons kill people, betrayer, a bad friend, kill companions for fun by FUS RO DAing them off mountains, should I go on

    • @odysseyes6465
      @odysseyes6465 7 років тому +26

      nota_ pig1 I'm the worst of all:a chicken killer

    • @tbrstarrygamer6682
      @tbrstarrygamer6682 7 років тому +7

      Please... Continue

    • @nota_pig1895
      @nota_pig1895 7 років тому +10

      J.T. Verbinski I also tortured that guy in the thalmor embassy some more, i threaten to kill if someone doesn’t do as i command, I’m racist towards dark elves, spread the word of talos to snot citizens with that guy in whiterun, I worst of all... said “first” on a video

    • @nota_pig1895
      @nota_pig1895 7 років тому +9

      Lily Draws :O I’ll be sure not to mess with u

    • @wildefice1
      @wildefice1 7 років тому +7

      I bet you're secretly the husband of Grlod the kind aren't you...you.. you MONSTER

  • @mistercasual4811
    @mistercasual4811 4 роки тому +1

    "Stendarr's vengeance will quickly come in the form of a..... Khajiit!" got me XD

  • @notalaeyt784
    @notalaeyt784 7 років тому +6

    I saw the notification and instantly creamed my barrels.

  • @viktorvodrazka4756
    @viktorvodrazka4756 6 років тому +4

    Eltrys - We could have been soooo happy....... "Oooouu" - Like I was litterally dying in my chair out of laughter and crying in the same time.... such a tragicomedic ending really ....

  • @asherslayden6318
    @asherslayden6318 7 років тому +74

    YASS! Grand Master Oyfum has uploaded a new vid! :D

  • @nobody-rw9cc
    @nobody-rw9cc 7 років тому +13

    every city guard deserves a honorable mention though their adventure was stripped away by an arrow to the knee... they still found the strength to limp back to a town and risk their lives as guards... almost seems like a requirement to be recruited by the town guard... but indeed they are the bravest of the failed heroes.

  • @adventurewondermagic
    @adventurewondermagic 7 років тому +8

    WOAH! graenolf, stop uploading all these awesome videos i can't finish reading this book "the lusty argonian maid" damnit.

  • @trashboy1420
    @trashboy1420 6 років тому +2

    “You have a good track record, and always complete the missions you’re given” apart from the times when you don’t, but we don’t talk about those times!

  • @Yamifira
    @Yamifira 7 років тому +25

    i raised Adalvold as a thrall then gave him full enchanted ebony and a ring to practically make him immortal now he is the mountain crushing vampires left and right

    • @jacobiner9016
      @jacobiner9016 7 років тому +7

      ...you do realize that the thralls and raised peeps say "finally... free..." when they are killed? Being raised is nothing but torture and pain, do him the favor and let him rest in peace

    • @pale_lad1252
      @pale_lad1252 7 років тому +15

      Paige McCain then you've missed the entire point of the video.

    • @victoriaalpha4986
      @victoriaalpha4986 5 років тому

      Let him rest.

  • @ΒιττεΓεα
    @ΒιττεΓεα 6 років тому

    You make skyrim seem so cool the way you talk about the quests like this you make me want to play it now

  • @rosshurkmans4179
    @rosshurkmans4179 7 років тому +22

    CHAMPS BEFORE VAMPS AYYYYYYY

  • @Gardiken
    @Gardiken 5 років тому +1

    The Tree Bridge Bandit! Saving his buddies from that troll until YOU came along and killed him!

  • @kenthorhagadol9675
    @kenthorhagadol9675 7 років тому +21

    Habd is fuckin epic, man! Good fathers are awesome!

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  7 років тому +3

      For real, here's one for the dads out there.

  • @justneva3427
    @justneva3427 6 років тому +14

    Champs before vamps my dudes >:)

  • @Iplayzgaming
    @Iplayzgaming 7 років тому +5

    I cured my crippling depression but than i watched this video

  • @Ανδρεια
    @Ανδρεια 5 років тому +1

    Damn, I remember the lighthouse quest was sooo good. I felt so sad and horrified while playing it! Great story telling!

  • @sgtsprinkles7619
    @sgtsprinkles7619 7 років тому +100

    Excuse me, sir, but did I hear you call Serana an ancient artifact? *dramatic gasp* *One hand flutters to my collar bone like those frumpy elderly women in old movies* *for good measure my monocle drops from my eye and dangles on its chain* One does not simply call a lady an "ancient artifact." Even if...well... she is. *indignant harumph*

  • @Monakason23
    @Monakason23 6 років тому

    "Take this stories and learn from them, Dragonborn. I don't wanna add your name to this list one day..." Man you are just awesome. Great work, you have my full support!

  • @awildscrubbb4956
    @awildscrubbb4956 7 років тому +22

    I got in to the Thalmore Embassy by using a plate XD

    • @odysseyes6465
      @odysseyes6465 7 років тому

      Blindmuffingaming The best sneak,illusion and black magic skills level 100 on your character

    • @bingbong6928
      @bingbong6928 7 років тому

      Lily Draws or a glitch

    • @awildscrubbb4956
      @awildscrubbb4956 7 років тому

      I used the glitch where you push a plate against a door or a gate and then sprint at it remember that the plate must be pressed against the door or fence and also around your neck area

    • @shadowstrider5033
      @shadowstrider5033 6 років тому

      Murder ellenwen.

  • @CertifiedBlackViking
    @CertifiedBlackViking 6 років тому +4

    How does this dude not have more subscribers?!?!

  • @midnightcoffee6463
    @midnightcoffee6463 10 місяців тому +1

    "Champs before Vamps" XD
    that line alone earned you a sub

  • @burningoyster
    @burningoyster 7 років тому +11

    Ok, who are you and why haven't I found you earlier? Been watching all your skyrim vids the last few days

  • @cjhudgins36
    @cjhudgins36 7 років тому +1

    I really enjoy your longer videos. This is quite a treat. Keep up the good work!

  • @joshfallon123
    @joshfallon123 7 років тому +20

    What about the guard who took an arrow in the knee?

  • @luevang4113
    @luevang4113 6 років тому

    oh the commentaries are divine! thank you!

  • @calebathey6563
    @calebathey6563 5 років тому +3

    Whenever I watch your videos, I feel like playing Skyrim again! Your videos are incredible and I love every second. Never stop making content like this!😁❤️

  • @Ep1cEnc0unters
    @Ep1cEnc0unters 6 років тому

    Dude the story telling in this video is second to none. Very well told

  • @novaiscool1
    @novaiscool1 7 років тому +47

    What is the terrifying spider mod you used

  • @hellonearthiii4671
    @hellonearthiii4671 3 роки тому +1

    I think my favorite failed hero is the Agent of Stendar that stayed and fought the vampires at their former base until it was overrun. He’s my favorite because even though he died against the vampires, he managed to take quite a few down with him and one of the vampires complemented him.

  • @sexycheeze8047
    @sexycheeze8047 7 років тому +12

    you’re very good at storytelling

  • @Eclipsed_Archon
    @Eclipsed_Archon 4 роки тому +1

    how tf a Graenolf video made me like legit sad for a minute there like I was ready to cry for a minute there

  • @ethanhowe02
    @ethanhowe02 7 років тому +4

    I am quite new to your channel and have watched quite a few videos now, and man, I love your channel XD

  • @Idk-ey4hl
    @Idk-ey4hl 4 роки тому +1

    C’mon Graenolf! You can get 1 mil by the end of the year!

  • @Farewell682
    @Farewell682 7 років тому +17

    Your videos always bring a huge smile to my face! Have a goooooOOOYYYYYFFFFUMMMM day!