Skyrim - Top 5 Traitors

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  • @somewhatbored2503
    @somewhatbored2503 6 років тому +3055

    My top traitor is Lydia, she's always blocking the damn doorway.

    • @xx-krystal-xxelderscrollsg1666
      @xx-krystal-xxelderscrollsg1666 6 років тому +36

      Happens to me too........

    • @coffeepoweredkatie6290
      @coffeepoweredkatie6290 6 років тому +84

      "I am sworn to ccarry your burdens." Hope she means the burden she places on you by *always* being in the damn way. lol

    • @MrSchplingle79
      @MrSchplingle79 6 років тому +42

      That is her plan. she has been employed by the Deadric lord of annoyances to ALWAYS block arrows, randomly betray you, not carry anything, block EVERY doorway, and never follow a single order.

    • @Kivdasato
      @Kivdasato 6 років тому +36

      Or nearly killing you because she loves traps

    • @incogni-bro8276
      @incogni-bro8276 6 років тому +18

      That traitorous bitch!

  • @smugglefish8171
    @smugglefish8171 6 років тому +2690

    5. Mercer
    4. Mercer Frey
    3. Breton who framed Karliah
    2. That guy who once lead the thieves guild
    1. Guy who stole a Deadric Artifact

    • @brunoveloso5693
      @brunoveloso5693 6 років тому +249

      0. that male breton who was high-skilled in thievery and framed an "innocent" female purple-eyed dunmer for the murder of their former master

    • @Her_Imperious_Condescension
      @Her_Imperious_Condescension 6 років тому +287

      -1. That guy who sounds like Belethor
      -2. That guy who sounds like that other thieves guild member in the same fucking room
      -3. That guy who sounds like Nick Valentine

    • @BlazeReborn2
      @BlazeReborn2 6 років тому +112

      -4. That guy who was (is) a Nightingale

    • @bloodrecon213
      @bloodrecon213 6 років тому +109

      -5. Astrid

    • @IRUNASSULT
      @IRUNASSULT 6 років тому +39

      The Atomic Cherry I just now realize that Nick has the same voice, I never noticed it before. Mind is blown.

  • @ComicinvestigatorYT
    @ComicinvestigatorYT 6 років тому +1665

    Serana: Stop my father he wants to block out the Sun.
    Dragonborn: I want to block out the Sun.
    Serana: Ok :D

    • @SasukeWarNero
      @SasukeWarNero 6 років тому +72

      PERFECT.

    • @ChoiceSnarf
      @ChoiceSnarf 6 років тому +25

      Dogam Padu
      Goddammit I wish

    • @joyfuldude4538
      @joyfuldude4538 6 років тому +93

      Choice Snarf
      I’m more into Aela The Humtress.
      It’s not called “doggy style” for nothin hehe.
      Plz nu kinkshame

    • @coffeepoweredkatie6290
      @coffeepoweredkatie6290 6 років тому +5

      She just likes you more lol

    • @absol-lutezero5309
      @absol-lutezero5309 6 років тому +55

      Diffrence being is her father wants to do it permantly while when you do it its temporary and less likely to lead tp extermation of vampire kind and yes i do relize your making a funny

  • @liznix1111
    @liznix1111 6 років тому +1575

    Graenolf: "Who's the hottest mom in skyirm?"
    Cicero: "...Must oil mother soon... get all the hard to reach places..."

  • @emerahl1774
    @emerahl1774 6 років тому +1402

    The dragonborn is the biggest traitor lmao remember all those daedric quests

    • @funnynamehere6347
      @funnynamehere6347 5 років тому +33

      If you did do them.

    • @callumkristofer7793
      @callumkristofer7793 5 років тому +16

      Lupis Canis I did every one of them except for the thieves guild quests.

    • @BonazaiGirl
      @BonazaiGirl 5 років тому +68

      Especially the Boethiah quest. Let’s be honest, the ebony blade wasn’t gonna power itself!

    • @Foxplayer091
      @Foxplayer091 5 років тому +24

      @@BonazaiGirl just kill somebody weak you need to have the ritual stone just revive the dead person kill them with the ebony blade wait 24 hours revive again kill them a and keep doing it until boethia says the blade is powerful again

    • @madhouse2594
      @madhouse2594 5 років тому +15

      @@Foxplayer091 *Mephala

  • @Galimeer5
    @Galimeer5 6 років тому +691

    My girlfriend (of 6 months) and I were watching this.
    "Turns out the girl you've been seeing for the past 5 months is actually a barrel. What do you do?"
    The look she gave me was like "Yes, there _is_ a right answer and you better get it" 😅

    • @grandwizard9062
      @grandwizard9062 6 років тому +19

      Galimeer5 r u still wiv that girlfriend?

    • @JohnSmith-oj4jr
      @JohnSmith-oj4jr 5 років тому +9

      WE MUST KNOW

    • @Likiita
      @Likiita 5 років тому +8

      We must

    • @boldone66
      @boldone66 5 років тому +5

      I'm curious now. We must know

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 5 років тому +25

      huh, a year with people asking questions and no response. Guess he didn't have the right answer and promptly died for mysterious reasons.

  • @bananaboy8416
    @bananaboy8416 5 років тому +355

    I see all these comments, but you are all forgetting the most well known traitor, Arvel the Swift. He introduced us to the cruel world that is Skyrim and about 98 percent of all players have encountered him.

    • @melissaflorence5753
      @melissaflorence5753 4 роки тому +3

      I thought he was gonna be the first one

    • @Demolition89336
      @Demolition89336 4 роки тому +30

      I don't quite know what his plan was, "I'll backstab this guy who just won a 1v1 with a giant spider monster. Then I'll run into a central burial chamber, where the strongest Draugr is buried. I obviously can't fight the Draugr or this random guy who is a super spider exterminator, so I'll...Die? Try to sneak past the Draugr without stealing any of the riches he has?"

    • @danielmoore381
      @danielmoore381 4 роки тому +4

      I kill him before he has the chance to run lmao

    • @_b_moll
      @_b_moll 4 роки тому +8

      According to the achievement, only 60% have made it out of Helgen even

    • @usbcgaming776
      @usbcgaming776 4 роки тому +7

      @@_b_moll that's just depressing

  • @Kellethorn
    @Kellethorn 5 років тому +488

    Traiter #1
    Probs the Dragonborn, let's be real. 😂
    "That doesn't sound like a good -----IS THAT A DAEDRIC SHINY?!"

    • @icarushue8133
      @icarushue8133 4 роки тому +5

      So true

    • @lykiaookami6070
      @lykiaookami6070 3 роки тому +6

      Hey I'm so happy you took me with you, we can finally go on adventures together! Is..is that a daedric altar?

    • @tausiftaha12
      @tausiftaha12 3 роки тому +1

      @@lykiaookami6070 -lydia, probably

  • @Frostbite_Unturned
    @Frostbite_Unturned 6 років тому +1536

    The Argonian in solitude that makes you put the lighthouse out?

  • @byakurenbreak
    @byakurenbreak 5 років тому +414

    Mercer: “Farewell. I’ll send Brynjolf your regards.”
    DB: “Thank god I defeated Alduin beforehand, or else I’d be in trouble.
    Mercer: “...You defeated Alduin? You’re...”
    DB: “Dragonborn, Yes.”
    Mercer: “Oh. Shit.”

    • @marystone860
      @marystone860 4 роки тому +36

      Oh yeah, I'm like the Champion of every Daedric Prince in Oblivion! The leader of the Volkihar vampires, and , one of the most powerful necromancers in Skyrim! Oh, the icing on the cake, Listener of the Dark Brotherhood! YOU'RE F&%@#% ASSHOLE! Mercer:' F&@# me sideways!

    • @paladinmaguireofbos3347
      @paladinmaguireofbos3347 3 роки тому +2

      Mercer would have then regretted his actions and took off running and crying

    • @duskbringer4583
      @duskbringer4583 2 роки тому +11

      @@marystone860 Imagine if Cicero found out Mercer tried to MURDER the Listener. After he had to wait oh so long for one to appear...

    • @marystone860
      @marystone860 2 роки тому +1

      @@duskbringer4583 OH S%#@! If that happened, Mercer would be BEYOND screwed! Brynjolf would have been like:' What!' But Delvin's reaction would be more fitting! Random Thieve's Guild member, upon seeing his expression: 'Wasn't Mercer marked for death already?' Delvin:' Yeah, but, you don't understand, and you will, fast! Mercer Frey just tried to kill The Listener of the Dark Brotherhood!' Random member NOW get's it:' He's F%&@#%!' Delvin:' Yup!' The final battle against Mercer, with Cicero there, would have been epic! Karliah, might like the guy. 'He's very protective of you, always treasure that!'

  • @jessiethenerd3539
    @jessiethenerd3539 6 років тому +779

    Me: Alright, time to go to bed before I literally pass out.
    *Graenolf uploads*
    Me: Alright time to force myself to stay awake for the sake of the mighty Oyfum.

    • @BlazingBoltAeris
      @BlazingBoltAeris 6 років тому +33

      Oyfum is love,
      Oyfum is life,
      Now it will tuck you in to sleep tonight

    • @FakedTrash
      @FakedTrash 6 років тому +7

      Oyfum me go sleep after watching 15 more Graenolf videos

    • @Thrill_kill
      @Thrill_kill 6 років тому +5

      Jessie the book nerd you go to bed early then

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  6 років тому +29

    • @morningstar7484
      @morningstar7484 6 років тому +8

      hahahahah i know right!! im like "meh, is waking up for college really worth it?" lol

  • @crypt1k755
    @crypt1k755 4 роки тому +139

    Adril: “Go to her house and find more evidence, here’s the key”
    Graenolf: “I actually already have the key to the house”
    Adril: *“TWO KEYS”*

  • @sansanfajrian3847
    @sansanfajrian3847 5 років тому +522

    1.Serana(FRIENDZONED)
    2.Astrid
    3.Mercer Frey
    4.Jaree Ra
    5.Ancano

    • @clutchfordays6922
      @clutchfordays6922 4 роки тому +45

      That first one hit close to home that’s why we have the nexus

    • @jakehoward2417
      @jakehoward2417 4 роки тому +8

      CrazyFugitive Treason, for fighting for your own people! All of Skyrim would’ve seen the truth then.

    • @jacrispy3275
      @jacrispy3275 4 роки тому +6

      Honestly, I liked Astrid & Mercer. Shame they had to die.

    • @backstabboi4559
      @backstabboi4559 4 роки тому +6

      I had a crush on her

    • @rawr7171
      @rawr7171 4 роки тому +2

      @DanielEndless that's rasist

  • @ElusiveMitsu
    @ElusiveMitsu 5 років тому +142

    What about literally every single follower blocking that stupid door i mean like for the love of Sheogorath

  • @thedenseone6443
    @thedenseone6443 6 років тому +89

    "Do you trust me?"
    "Of coarse."
    "Well there's your first mistake."

  • @DominatorLegend
    @DominatorLegend 6 років тому +338

    7:57 503 hours in Skyrim and THERE WAS A SECOND FLOOR THERE ALL THE TIME!?

    • @camk9242
      @camk9242 6 років тому +15

      Fuck I missed that too

    • @pizzadaddy2934
      @pizzadaddy2934 5 років тому +4

      SAME

    • @l0sts0ul89
      @l0sts0ul89 5 років тому +3

      I know!

    • @1nkw3ll
      @1nkw3ll 5 років тому +4

      4k hours into skyrim and I'm just now learning how to get to it...

    • @justvibin3464
      @justvibin3464 5 років тому +5

      I saw it but like I couldn't get up there

  • @Nautical_Parsnip
    @Nautical_Parsnip 5 років тому +94

    10:47
    Brynjolf.exe has stopped working
    Karliah.exe has stopped working
    Mercer.exe has stopped working

  • @Oyasumi05
    @Oyasumi05 5 років тому +204

    Astrid and Mercer, I was really sad when I had to put down Astrid

    • @idksecrett13243
      @idksecrett13243 4 роки тому +7

      Na she has a good dagger I just wanted it so, bad all the way through the quests

    • @crypt1k755
      @crypt1k755 4 роки тому +24

      She messed with my pal Cicero and got most of my assassin friends killed, she deserved it.

    • @laundrybasketgamers
      @laundrybasketgamers 4 роки тому +6

      I killed her with the blade of woe...
      I lost it yesterday somehow

    • @panpan1287
      @panpan1287 4 роки тому +12

      That heretic traitor got what she deserved #longlivethenightmother #hailsithis #CiceroIsBestGirlCuzHeThicc

    • @angry_whale20
      @angry_whale20 4 роки тому

      Masaka...DIO!

  • @TouchTheRazor
    @TouchTheRazor 5 років тому +149

    “Yo Mona so fat, someone yelled dragon and the guards attacked her!” I can’t stop laughing 😂

    • @rayquantum6677
      @rayquantum6677 4 роки тому +1

      I literally read this in sync with him saying it

  • @jedi_connor3030
    @jedi_connor3030 6 років тому +149

    Anyone who's seen GoT should have guessed Mercer was a traitor...
    I MEAN, he IS a Frey...

    • @laundrybasketgamers
      @laundrybasketgamers 4 роки тому +2

      Jedi_Connor Frey is the Norse god of fertility, I think

    • @elizabethgouverneur2972
      @elizabethgouverneur2972 4 роки тому +3

      TheSloths DoDuos that’s freya Frey’s sister, Frey is the god of summer and warmth

    • @laundrybasketgamers
      @laundrybasketgamers 4 роки тому

      Chikara Zuyoi ah, I got them mixed up. Thanks!

  • @silviuciortan
    @silviuciortan 6 років тому +230

    Ancano: *smacks lips*

  • @Frostydovah47
    @Frostydovah47 6 років тому +440

    1. Mercer Frey
    2. Astrid

    • @daisuke0chida
      @daisuke0chida 5 років тому +30

      3. Delphine

    • @rishabhgoswami7845
      @rishabhgoswami7845 5 років тому +69

      @@daisuke0chida fuck Delphine and the blades. They are supposed to obey the Dragonborn. They tell us to Kill Partysnax? Bitch I'm the Motherfucking Dragonborn, I don't take orders from a servant. And no, I won't kill Partysnax, he's my cool bro. #FucktheBlades

    • @catnip8896
      @catnip8896 5 років тому +12

      @@rishabhgoswami7845 Partysnax :)

    • @smart.but.stupid
      @smart.but.stupid 5 років тому +12

      @@rishabhgoswami7845 they were kinda cool back then but now? Oh I dunno go kill that one of the fewest friendly dragons who's been living here for a huge amount of time lmao.

    • @rishabhgoswami7845
      @rishabhgoswami7845 5 років тому +2

      @@smart.but.stupid I'm not dumb

  • @coolchrisable
    @coolchrisable 6 років тому +440

    time to go play skyrim again

    • @changedusername159
      @changedusername159 6 років тому +7

      coolchrisable ikr

    • @bongarquita1511
      @bongarquita1511 6 років тому +22

      Time to download loads and loads of mod again

    • @insomniac6079
      @insomniac6079 6 років тому +7

      Oh... crap I think I sold Skyrim

    • @coolchrisable
      @coolchrisable 6 років тому +4

      Hey Bong arquita what mods ya god i mostly have magic, armor and weapon mods and some race mods

    • @maximusatlas9377
      @maximusatlas9377 6 років тому +6

      Insomniac Games I had the same problem when I sold morrowind. Dont regret it though didnt like it much. TIME TO DOWNLOAD SKYRIM FOR THE 8TH time...Or just use the phisical disc I already have.
      PS. Sweet rolls. Yep Sweet rolls are OP

  • @Anis9494
    @Anis9494 6 років тому +45

    "For some reason he was in the archmage's bedroom" - "OH, ScAnDaLoUs". Dead :')

  • @skooksrogers283
    @skooksrogers283 5 років тому +68

    The guy who took my sweet roll wasn't on the list.

  • @tra865
    @tra865 6 років тому +825

    What about Astrid of the Darkbrotherhood

  • @Mijuki
    @Mijuki 6 років тому +517

    For me the worst Traitor is Astrid. I loved the Dark Brotherhood so much and hated her for what she did.

    • @launderedsilvrr2110
      @launderedsilvrr2110 6 років тому +11

      Mijuki the brotherhood sucks

    • @thisthing9032
      @thisthing9032 6 років тому +15

      laundered silvrr DB in Skyrim sucks ass. I prefer the DB in Oblivion

    • @LastSpaceWolf
      @LastSpaceWolf 6 років тому +5

      I destroy them cause 1 my characters backstory and 2 easiest way to get a house early

    • @pixieonthemoon8633
      @pixieonthemoon8633 6 років тому +24

      Astrid redeemed herself in the end by offering her own body as a Dark Brotherhood sacrament.

    • @butterysnail2537
      @butterysnail2537 6 років тому +44

      Mijuki I hated her because she betrayed everything the Brotherhood stood for. She turned them from a pack of reliable and close knit guild to a bunch of glorified murderers. No code, nothing to them. Just killing for the hell of it, not caring about the Night Mother, or Sithis.

  • @gary1315
    @gary1315 6 років тому +352

    How many times can I type oyfum before my fingers bleed....
    Oyfum oyfum.... twice. It was too intense.

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  6 років тому +18

      Hahahah

    • @lariosmendoza
      @lariosmendoza 6 років тому +3

      Oyfum oyfum oyfum

    • @idislikebaguettes6496
      @idislikebaguettes6496 6 років тому +6

      Oyfum oyfum oyfum oyfum oyfum oyfum oyfum oyfum oyfum oyfum oyfum oyfum oyfum oyfum oyfum oyfum oyfum oyfum oyfum oyfum
      You were not worthy...

    • @bradreed2001
      @bradreed2001 6 років тому +3

      If you say it three times fast it summons a spirit of Graenolf

    • @gary1315
      @gary1315 6 років тому +1

      craftingjada indeed, I was not.

  • @stonebrix168
    @stonebrix168 6 років тому +35

    When you turn rogvirs niece into a giant:
    *Deep Voice*
    THEY CANT HURT UNCLE ROGVIR TELL EM HE DIDNT DO IT

  • @NornAArnBard
    @NornAArnBard 6 років тому +24

    Surely Brynjolf's levitation spell helped fluster Mercer. Especially considering the Dragonborn is the only Humanoid capable of jumping in the province.

  • @dovahkiinthe3rd
    @dovahkiinthe3rd 6 років тому +98

    Am I the only one who watches these videos just to see when he says Oyfum

  • @destinykirchhoff7077
    @destinykirchhoff7077 6 років тому +47

    Even though I always side with the Imperials, I believed Roggvir was honorable. He died for what he believed was right and I respect him for that.

    • @insertunoroginalnamehere6189
      @insertunoroginalnamehere6189 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah i also side with the imperials but I don't think roggvir deserved death

    • @MonAhgasInsomniAroELF
      @MonAhgasInsomniAroELF 9 місяців тому

      exactly, him opening the gate didn't cause the king's murder, nor would it have prevented it if he'd kept it closed. the king had already been murdered. besides, ulfric had already been captured, and escaped again. at this point it's just got nothing to do with him. jail time i understand, execution was serious overkill

  • @adamthompson6669
    @adamthompson6669 6 років тому +245

    you better be around for bethesdas next game and elder scrolls 6 you daedric god of the realm oyfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum, you legend i love the spin and charisma you put on all your vids. oh wheres Astrid as someone mentioned

  • @kevindurst8251
    @kevindurst8251 4 роки тому +28

    6:12
    *attacks books*
    Completely ignores the librarian saying "dont mistreat these books"
    Thats my graenolf

  • @deadchannel4829
    @deadchannel4829 4 роки тому +14

    5.Astrid
    4. Woman who lead the Dark Brotherhod
    3. Wife of Arnbjorn
    2.Woman who made you kill Cicero
    1. Woman who got burned (literally)

    • @dragonslayerornstein2361
      @dragonslayerornstein2361 2 роки тому +5

      The woman who kidnapped you in your sleep
      Honorable mention to the The woman who sold you out to the emperor guards

  • @stapelchips6559
    @stapelchips6559 6 років тому +181

    What about the dragonborn, when he becomes a vampire?

  • @ThibautVDP
    @ThibautVDP 6 років тому +88

    TWOOOOO KEEEEEYS
    like those two razors of mehrunes dagon?

    • @brubano11
      @brubano11 6 років тому +4

      I thought he said DOO-KIES!!!!... Idk why😂

    • @maddoxWolfe
      @maddoxWolfe 5 років тому +1

      ThibautVDP u noticed 2

  • @HunterTSilver
    @HunterTSilver 6 років тому +73

    0:27
    *MY ANCESTORS SMILE AT ME, IMPERIALS. CAN YOU SAY THE SAME?*

    • @fishfishery7676
      @fishfishery7676 6 років тому +2

      Yes
      Although they smile at me because they want to kill me

  • @stevenlopez3728
    @stevenlopez3728 5 років тому +31

    Executioner: Any last words before you get sent to Sovongarde?
    Me: Damn that chic is hot!

  • @JadeSpecter
    @JadeSpecter 5 років тому +42

    Graenolf:Yo mama so fat someone yelled dragon and the guards attacked her
    Me:Damn..... Graenolf used Yo Mama jokes

  • @thecrimsonwolf2456
    @thecrimsonwolf2456 6 років тому +43

    dude you could make history fun.

  • @deltastar4147
    @deltastar4147 6 років тому +95

    I called my dog fam once and he threw up

  • @insecdroid
    @insecdroid 6 років тому +715

    Oh good I'm not the only one with a Night mother fetish

    • @Dylan-rn3is
      @Dylan-rn3is 6 років тому +31

      Insecdroid-Games and Other Crap get some help

    • @HeTaLiA152
      @HeTaLiA152 6 років тому +18

      Nah fam he good

    • @jfor817
      @jfor817 6 років тому +23

      Hell no she fine af

    • @King-bv1kg
      @King-bv1kg 6 років тому +2

      What about adtrid

    • @diego2112gaming
      @diego2112gaming 6 років тому +10

      DAMN that chick is hot!

  • @laurentreloar8891
    @laurentreloar8891 4 роки тому +14

    Surprised Astrid wasn't on here. Damn was that a shock when she betrayed the Dark Brotherhood

    • @jonathanbetenbender307
      @jonathanbetenbender307 4 роки тому

      Not really. After Cicero gets there you can ask them all what they think of him and it clearly foreshadows that you'll take a side.

  • @somegingerdude8110
    @somegingerdude8110 5 років тому +28

    The Dragonborn when siding with the Stormcloaks in the Battle of Whiterun. The game goes out of its way to make you feel like an asshole when Balgruuf surrenders.

    • @jackalhead7433
      @jackalhead7433 2 роки тому +2

      Depending the race the Dragonborn is if he/she is an Imperial then Yes if he/she is a Nord then no

    • @MonAhgasInsomniAroELF
      @MonAhgasInsomniAroELF 9 місяців тому

      That's because siding with the stormcloaks is objectively bad

  • @ArgentDeer
    @ArgentDeer 6 років тому +157

    Hottest mom in all of Skyrim? Oh, Grae. Do I have to say it again?
    Clearly, it's the Night Mother.
    (I've already made this joke in THAT video. But it's too good to pass up.)

    • @ArgentDeer
      @ArgentDeer 6 років тому +2

      Aldo Frakulla Naaah I left him alive. I wouldn't put myself through that 😂😂😂

  • @Bunnybond
    @Bunnybond 6 років тому +49

    This is one of the funniest skyrim videos I've ever seen, so glad I found you dude x

  • @nikayalohr9707
    @nikayalohr9707 6 років тому +28

    I'm having a really shitty time recently, thanks for bringing the joy. I was also in the middle of binge listening to my new favorite podcast.

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold 6 років тому +3

      Shadow Dancer I hope you get well soon, both physically and emotionally (mentally too) and stay safe out there, you never know where the Gnomes may be hiding!

    • @bwebb90
      @bwebb90 6 років тому +1

      I recommend the album Abbey Road

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold 6 років тому

      Ad Victoriam! "Them?" No, I mean actual Gnomes. They're even worse than the Teddy Bears...

    • @bradreed2001
      @bradreed2001 6 років тому

      Ad Victoriam! The barrels. ..

    • @lucascaetano7920
      @lucascaetano7920 6 років тому

      I hope you get better

  • @lolabest2737
    @lolabest2737 6 років тому +9

    Graenolf: I need your help
    Me: Feeling the Preston Vibes
    Stormcloak soldier: I think you might be in the wrong place friend

  • @Image-vj3jz
    @Image-vj3jz 5 років тому +38

    Me and Graenolf flying a plane when suddenly the engines catch fire.
    Me: Shit, that's not good.
    Graenolf: Just *shut up* and get ready for a hard landing!
    *plane crashlands*
    Me & Graenolf: Another happy landing.

    • @sirteacup1182
      @sirteacup1182 4 роки тому +1

      Image 13137 Anakin, we crashed the ship your way

  • @Ryan-ij3ge
    @Ryan-ij3ge 6 років тому +182

    The biggest traitor in the game? That unnamed Imperial Captain at the start of the game who doesn’t execute Ulfric right away.

    • @thexprtgamer5946
      @thexprtgamer5946 6 років тому +5

      Ryan
      Yep

    • @TheNertus
      @TheNertus 6 років тому +7

      Both sides are wrong, but Ulfric monotome ,,i fight for Skyrim ppl, i fight for free Skyrim'' makes me mad, so i allways wanna his head on my pike... just for that!

    • @jacksparrow1669
      @jacksparrow1669 6 років тому +4

      Geo San shut up thalmor nigga

    • @Tmanowns
      @Tmanowns 6 років тому +3

      How Would The Unwary Know learn to read, he's an "unwilling asset." He doesn't realize he's an asset, and he's only an asset as long as he continues fighting, if he wins, he is no longer an asset. And they're to send agents to help him only if he's right on the verge of defeat. Probably by sending agents to pay someone to pay someone to send him aid.

    • @gavinpeterson5343
      @gavinpeterson5343 6 років тому +3

      You traitors! Long live the empire!

  • @silviuciortan
    @silviuciortan 6 років тому +35

    4 Targets in 10 seconds: 3....2....1... *killall*

  • @damianblu
    @damianblu 6 років тому +62

    I don't think he included Astrid because she was trying to kill the Dragonborn in order to save her family with political immunity, and Commander Maro double crossed her.

    • @PhaethonCrafts
      @PhaethonCrafts 6 років тому +17

      Patrick M But the Dragonborn was welcomed into the family, not to mention that she should have figured out he would double cross her.

    • @furymern8162
      @furymern8162 6 років тому +14

      yeah but did she really expect to take out the dovakhiin

    • @Midnight-wh2bs
      @Midnight-wh2bs 6 років тому +11

      Honestly, Astrid is a fucking moron, like she could have attempted the same thing (kill the Dragonborn after they kill the decoy Emperor), without revealing to Maro where the Dark Brotherhood Sanctuary was and how to get into it. Like really she ordered the death of his son, and from the letter to his son you can find Maro really cared about his son, so Astrid was really stupid for believing that he would forgive the Dark Brotherhood for that.

    • @ThePhantomLurkin
      @ThePhantomLurkin 6 років тому +9

      She broke the Five Tenets and she is not loyal to the Night Mother.

    • @exantiuse497
      @exantiuse497 6 років тому +13

      Are you kidding me? Astrid breaks every single Tenet of the Brotherhood except maybe one: Don't dishonor the Night Mother, broken a thousand and a one times; don't betray the secrets of the brotherhood to the outsiders, she reveals the grand plan to an enemy of the Brotherhood; don't refuse orders from your superiors, the Night Mother and her Dragonborn Listener are her superiors, yet she refuses to accept their authority; don't attempt to kill another member, she tries to get the Listener killed; don't steal the possessions of other members, this is the only one she doesn't break. Any of tye actions listed above would be enough to have her executed in the old days of the Brotherhood.
      Also I'm not buying the argument she did it for the good of the family, she did it because she was accustomed to having absolute authority over the Brotherhood and didn't want to give any of it to the Night Mother and the Listener. Hell, she almost admits it when she's dying, she says something on the lines of "I wanted things to return to how they were before Cicero arrived". She might have fooled herself into thinking she did it for the greater good but in reality her reasons were selfish, if she truly were loyal she would've refused
      And one final proof of her betrayal: if you summon Lucien in the Sanctuary, he says the sanctuary should be Purified, meaning every single member should be killed to root out traitors; even Lucien, who's connected to Sithis in the afterlife, thinks she's a traitor

  • @samueljosephson6452
    @samueljosephson6452 6 років тому +8

    "Right from the start Mercer Frey had stole my heart."

  • @MrOgge50
    @MrOgge50 5 років тому +8

    3:42 is still my favourite Graenolf moment ever!!

  • @stevenshoemaker8326
    @stevenshoemaker8326 6 років тому +15

    I love the skyrim videos so much more than the other ones. I understand your probably bored years and years but your just so so good at it.

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  6 років тому +7

      I definitely went all out for this one xD. Cheers though man.

  • @TheThezenith
    @TheThezenith 6 років тому +13

    Ho ho ho travellers, thanks for getting the staff of Magnus for me, I'll be taking that!
    GOD DAMN ANACONDA

  • @pharuhs
    @pharuhs 6 років тому +4

    *has awkwardly easy and confusing battle with Mercer* "Totally epic battle with Meecer hoping and dancing around you, Karliah barely getting a shot on him, and Brynjolf doing whatever he can!" 😂😂😂😂

  • @brubano11
    @brubano11 6 років тому +6

    Watching this with my girlfriend of 3 months... Her reaction at the end was "WHAT ABOUT ASTRID?!?!?!" I fell in love with her even more...

  • @lazura4446
    @lazura4446 3 роки тому +5

    You guys should've heard me when Graenolf said Mercer was number 1 all you would've hear me say is "YES! YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!"

  • @natalialopresti3801
    @natalialopresti3801 6 років тому +60

    I want to hop on Skyrim right now. OYFUM!!

  • @SylviaFey
    @SylviaFey 6 років тому +3

    XD I just love the way you talk, "baby hush" "I got you fam" "butter my biscuit". LMAO. I love snark and immersion. That's how I play too.

  • @jordanruble2339
    @jordanruble2339 6 років тому +12

    Yay another Graenolf video!

  • @insaincaldo
    @insaincaldo 5 років тому +9

    Didn't think this was a things missed video, but I never noticed traitors post had a second floor.

  • @vBUMPERv
    @vBUMPERv 6 років тому

    I've been watching these Skyrim top 5 videos for a couple weeks now. Repeatedly. You are a master narrator, sir.

  • @lordchuckbury5368
    @lordchuckbury5368 6 років тому +13

    I think when a charakter has the name Frey its very obvious whats gonna happen. Hustle House Frey hustle Red wedding Hustle

  • @AndreyAndreyevich
    @AndreyAndreyevich 6 років тому +30

    My top 5:
    1. Astrid
    2. Mercer
    3. Merhunes Dagon
    4. Cicero
    5. that guy who stole the golden claw and got caught by the spider

    • @spikymarshmallow7611
      @spikymarshmallow7611 5 років тому +2

      Arvel the Swift X3 Wasn't quick enough

    • @yesterdaystomorrow5510
      @yesterdaystomorrow5510 4 роки тому +4

      Cicero isn't a traitor! Why does everyone call him a traitor? He was the most loyal member of the DB and the only one that had any right to the title of DB member. He's like Lucian from Oblivion, betrayed and accused of being a traitor when he's actually the one that deserves the most respect for his loyalty. Sithis himself trusts him, as does the Night Mother, the two most important beings to the Brotherhood. The two that were forsaken by that power whore Astrid, who then really does betray you and everyone else in the Brotherhood.

    • @johnnyboy3849
      @johnnyboy3849 4 роки тому

      @@yesterdaystomorrow5510 I believe people call hin a traitor, as was said in the video "depending on whose perspective". If your views were more aligned with Astrid, then Cicero is a traitor.
      Also he technically is since he broke one of the tenets by attacking a guild member

    • @elizabethgouverneur2972
      @elizabethgouverneur2972 4 роки тому +1

      Johnny Boy depends was he told do it by the mother if so it would fall under superior command so it would be fine

    • @johnnyboy3849
      @johnnyboy3849 4 роки тому

      @@elizabethgouverneur2972 well since Cicero has never heard the Nightmother speak, I doubt that very much

  • @cringefest7351
    @cringefest7351 4 роки тому +4

    I actually got pissed off when Mercer betrayed the Dragonborn. I was thinking he could be a good follower after I complete the Thieves Guild storyline
    Then I took an arrow in the knee

  • @trafficcone7344
    @trafficcone7344 4 роки тому +6

    I never really liked Mercer to begin with, so when I got to kill him, I used the chill rend that I stole from his house and dumped his copy of the lusty argonian (and many more copies) onto his corpse 😂

  • @IAmLaegion
    @IAmLaegion 3 роки тому +2

    I love these videos. I love your new videos. Will you do elder scrolls six when it's released in 44 years?

  • @Just-A-Gamer1524
    @Just-A-Gamer1524 6 років тому +12

    9:50 "Butter my Biscuits" 😂🤘 you rock

  • @jenniferuntalon7663
    @jenniferuntalon7663 6 років тому +6

    Mercer frey had some barrels after walking out and peeking through the crack in the floor staring at me slaying a a elder dragon but he still betrayed me

  • @RenewedAurora
    @RenewedAurora 6 років тому +6

    I click the notfication bell and get notified hours later. UA-cam why you do dis

  • @jidbilal6858
    @jidbilal6858 5 років тому +2

    that paralyzed scream killed me

  • @cielismi
    @cielismi 5 років тому +8

    Hottest mom?
    Easy
    The Night Mother.
    Edit: My Phone actually glitched out a little after the question was asked, which was weird but oh well lol

  • @dannygr8957
    @dannygr8957 6 років тому +23

    How about that jaree-ra? That argonian in solitude

    • @Midnight-wh2bs
      @Midnight-wh2bs 6 років тому +3

      To be fair, he isn't a traitor to the same degree everyone else here was, he was just a bandit that tricked you into helping him before killing you when you became useless.

    • @exantiuse497
      @exantiuse497 6 років тому +2

      Which argonian? The one who tells you to shut down the lighthouse or the thieves guild one? Doesn't speak well for Argonians when "the traitor Argonian from Solitude" isn't good enough a description

    • @Midnight-wh2bs
      @Midnight-wh2bs 6 років тому +2

      There isn't an argonian in the thieves guild as far as I'm aware, I think you mean the Dark Brotherhood argonian. Though to answer your question it's the one that gives you the job to shut down the lighthouse.

    • @exantiuse497
      @exantiuse497 6 років тому +3

      @@Midnight-wh2bs I meant the guy who sells Thieves guild secrets to Karliah, the guy who you follow through the warehouse in the dock

    • @Midnight-wh2bs
      @Midnight-wh2bs 6 років тому +2

      Oh him, gonna be honest I forgot he existed. But anyways it's the actually IN Solitude (as the thieve's guild one is down by the docks) and gives you the lighthouse quest.

  • @zoalina
    @zoalina 6 років тому +39

    Came out half a second ago and I’m 181st, WTF?!

  • @Gabriel_Studios
    @Gabriel_Studios 4 роки тому +3

    I always come back to this video to see TWOOOOOO KEEEEYSSSS

  • @dist0rt3dhum0r
    @dist0rt3dhum0r 6 років тому

    I think my favorite part about your videos is the way that you narrate your combat. Totes reminds me of Sherlock Holmes from the newer movies.

  • @OnlyOneJosh
    @OnlyOneJosh 5 років тому +1

    #1 traitor, the guy who tricked you into letting him out of the spider webs just to run away with the golden claw 😰 gets me everytime

  • @atronx7
    @atronx7 6 років тому +15

    Serena kind of betrayed all of her friends and family...

    • @zamaskowany12
      @zamaskowany12 6 років тому +9

      Atronx 7 Yeah but Serana is hot so it's k

    • @minervanightingale7808
      @minervanightingale7808 6 років тому

      And then she drags Good Ol' Dovahkiin into it, like
      "Hey I have a bunch of personal issues"
      "Ok, uh, you have fun with that..."
      "Want to know a secret?"
      "I mean, not really..."
      "It's all your problem now."
      "Wh- you're not even going to help?!"
      "I'll stand behind you spouting annoying crap and being physically incapable of shutting up or getting out of the way."
      "That sounds... unappealing, um, what can you do in battle?"
      "I can shoot you with massive icicles and revive a bunch of weak corpses that do nothing but get in the way."
      "Oh, just fuck off, I can do this by myself..."

    • @apathetichumanoid2891
      @apathetichumanoid2891 6 років тому +2

      Atronx 7 well,if they offered her molag bal,wanted to block out the sun permenatly by killing her and locked her up for centuries i guess it is alright to stab her father until he is ashes

    • @PhaethonCrafts
      @PhaethonCrafts 6 років тому

      Minerva Nightingale Serana is tagged as essential, so I mean she can't die...she made a useful meat shield for a dragon who happened to knock her health so low that she looked like she was dead for 5-10 real life minutes. I even have screenshots on my Switch version to prove it.

    • @minervanightingale7808
      @minervanightingale7808 6 років тому

      Aeladya I know Serana is essential. The “meat shield” use of her fades out if you play a save file for as long as I do, because she caps at level 50. Eventually things start hitting so hard that she can’t take it well. At least, I’d assume- I usually swap her for Frea at the first given opportunity.

  • @jordanruble2339
    @jordanruble2339 6 років тому +29

    Loved the video, I think the hottest mom in Skyrim is for sure, without a doubt, the night mother!

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold 6 років тому +1

      Jordan Ruble isn't the Night Mother a creepy whispering mummy?

    • @AlyssaGrawey
      @AlyssaGrawey 6 років тому +2

      R.J. Penfold Exactly

  • @Tabby3456
    @Tabby3456 5 років тому +6

    top 5 traitors oh I know its the imperials
    Imperial: I'm going to make sure everywhere is safe
    Dominion: You're criminalizing Talos worship and you are going to like it
    Imperial: ...ok!

    • @kokirij0167
      @kokirij0167 5 років тому

      Sunquad Yeah, cause praying to a mass murderer seems like a fair thing.

    • @bovis9933
      @bovis9933 5 років тому

      Talos is a no god

    • @DocBrown-tr8hg
      @DocBrown-tr8hg 5 років тому

      Kokiri J01 he isn’t a mass murderer he’s a soldier, and he didn’t kill innocent people

    • @DocBrown-tr8hg
      @DocBrown-tr8hg 5 років тому +1

      Also the fact that magic swirls around his shrine when you pray to him proves he is real, if he can cure your disease, then he is a god working actual magic

    • @bovis9933
      @bovis9933 5 років тому

      1955 Doc Brown No. He is a man. Not a god

  • @thegrimlooper
    @thegrimlooper 6 років тому

    That armor in the first clips was so badass. I feel like I love Skyrim SOO much but I learn and see more every day. I feel like if I knew then what I know now, everything would be different.

  • @cofi45
    @cofi45 3 роки тому +1

    In Skyrim:
    There's a impostor among sus.

  • @bi-bibabyblue9649
    @bi-bibabyblue9649 6 років тому +4

    10:20 my headphones were at full blast when he said that

  • @idc.magna.7169
    @idc.magna.7169 5 років тому +3

    I ran away after getting that crown for the stormcloaks and gave it to general tullius I should be on this list

  • @willlnewton9252
    @willlnewton9252 6 років тому +7

    2:54 893 DEADRIC ARROWS???????? IM LEVEL 49 AND I HAVE 14 THAT I HAVNT EVER USED

  • @yeshello6610
    @yeshello6610 4 роки тому +1

    personal biggest traitor is delphine for trying to get you to kill paarthunax.

  • @miketrevino1850
    @miketrevino1850 5 років тому

    I love your videos! Not only do you have great content, your humor is the best! I literally bust out laughing every time!

  • @warmasterjade8663
    @warmasterjade8663 6 років тому +15

    Pass phrase to know you are one of us: OYFUM

  • @yuvenamurakumo356
    @yuvenamurakumo356 6 років тому +8

    Biggest traitor should be the player xDD I often end up betraying so many people for the ebony blade quest xp

  • @blonded_458
    @blonded_458 6 років тому +4

    1:46 the savior of the world, thane of whiterun and a lot of other titles turn into a high school girl

  • @erenyeager3829
    @erenyeager3829 3 роки тому +2

    "There is one Impostor among us"

  • @joshuafarley9526
    @joshuafarley9526 5 років тому

    This is the second video i've seen of you and honestly your quite funny my man .Good job keep it up

  • @alphacodeblack2121
    @alphacodeblack2121 6 років тому +14

    Graenolf please send me your mod list. Please please please

  • @CaitlynMellark101
    @CaitlynMellark101 6 років тому +10

    TWO KEEEEEYS

  • @mr.lordcat9387
    @mr.lordcat9387 6 років тому +6

    Loops Kylo ren saying traitor*
    Traiiiitoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....

  • @Toastaneggs
    @Toastaneggs 4 роки тому

    I've been watching your videos for a while now and realized that your an imperial in the war. TALOS IS A DIVINE GODDAMMIT

  • @lpatterson4441
    @lpatterson4441 6 років тому

    “Okay Roggvir, how you holding up? Alright- well, the front gate was locked so I had to come up here. Just shut up and prepare for a hard landing!”
    Best line ever!