Nazeem, Daedric god of Insults, Bragging, Anger, Spite and Big-headedness. His realm of Oblivion, commonly known as the unreachable realm is actually called "The Cloud District" very few have managed to get to this place, all who have mysteriously dissappear. They say if you visit the Drunken Huntsman on Fredas 13th at midnight you can find the portal to his realm inside the top room. His artifacts are a dagger that whenever it hits the opponent has a chance to frenzy them called "Bragrage" and a war hammer that when it hits the floor causes all nearby mortals to fly into the air called "Cloudreacher"
Nazeem immediately went inside my house once I bought Breezehome and started insulting me inside my own damn house. Needless to say, his corpse is on my floor right now. At least Lucia doesn’t notice him.
All Skyrim villains are failed villains, once they meet the wrath of the Dovahkiin... If the Dovahkiin takes an assassin build route, they dishonorably die before they even draw their swords, spell, claws, or bow...
True. But, isn't it equally just as dishonorably for someone to sneak around and stab people in the back? Especially, if said someone is as powerful as the Dovahkiin? Face me like a man, Dragonborn!!!!
@@iloveyoubut735 yes, but on the ground they are out of their element. Not fair necessisarely... but war isn't fair. Your enemy dead honorably is the same as your enemy being dead from some nasty tricks
@@ForestofCicadas you can tell this game was made by right hand supremacists because the left hand sword animation is 10x worse than the right hand one
You're the Arch-Mage of the College of Winterhold, The Guild-Master of the Thieves Guild, A bard at the Bard's College, leader(ish) of the Companions, killed Alduin and have a literal bow that control's the skies? Well... I have 100 smithing.
Trouble with trolls? TO THE TREE BRIDGE! Bandits after you? TO THE TREE BRIDGE! You accidentally sliced that old lady in whiterun and now the guards are after you? *TO THE TREE BRIDGE!*
I know this comments from a while ago but Ive lost this channel for a while now, back when I could play video games all the time I watched this guy religiously. Now finally discovering his channel the first time In over 2 years I’m glad he’s found a passion in acting shorts but man… this is still hard to digest. By far one of my favourite UA-camrs who kept the fire of Skyrim still alive.
@@Graenolf there's an excellent mod for it. Don't remember the name, but I guess I'll look it up for you real quick Edit: Its fittingly called "Heart Breaker"
I killed him in one of my play throughs but thought it would a shame not to run into him around skyrim anymore so I revived him using console and he started saying nice things I was rather shocked lol
@@zetokaiba5867 I use a mod that makes everyone and everything killable even children. Adds a nice real feel to it. Doesnt make sense that a vampire can constantly smack someone with an axe and not kill them during vamp attacks so I added the mod.
It's not confirmed he's the 3rd. He could be some rare entity that lives forever, a vampire, and even if all these Mai'q's are just the next generation and the next it would be more like Mai'q the 4-5th considering the time between oblivion and skyrim
He's the Daedric prince of rumors. Every time you ask an innkeeper about the latest gossip, it's something they were told by someone who heard it from someone who found out about it from someone else who got it from M'aiq.
Has anyone noticed that on the outskirts of Whiterun over the bridge that is near Honningbrew Meadery there is always a random encounter that spawns? I’ve always gone there because of that, even now.
@@Graenolf Yes. Always different the same might happen multiple times there, like meeting the old orc who wants to die, or seeing 3 wolves, but it changes.
"Ha Ha, We meet again Dragonborn! I've prepared for this day. Look at my feet, You'll notice that I've secured myself to this log with a harness. But, not just any harness. No, this harness has been enchanted with the collective strength of ten Braiths. It is nigh-on indestructible. But now, no more talking. Prepare yourself for Oblivion!" Uses the Cyclone shout. Thus, carrying off the bandit, with the log in tow. "Curse You, Dragonborn!!!!! We'll meet aaagggggaaaiiiinnnnnn!!!!!" Dragonborn then crosses the gap with Whirlwind Sprint.
I’ve had such a rough few days but honestly this helps me get distracted and feel better. I feel comforted. Thank you :) I love your videos. Happy holidays! ❤️
Awesome video Greanolf!!!! I love you vids and I love skyrim so every thing/quest you show, I try to do it (well if I already haven't completed thing/quest)
You know that one vine where the person is screaming about getting two free tacos? Yeah that’s me every time you upload. Awesome video btw, absolutely loved it. So far I have seen a bandit plunderer and the oyfum guardian just by scrolling for a few seconds. I love this channel, it just brings people together.
In my book, a failed villain is any low bandit or thief who attacks you at any level above 30. Bandit 1: Hey you see that guy over there? Bandit 2: Yeah, what about him? Bandit 1: He's the leader of the Dark Brotherhood, the leader of the Thieves Guild, Arch-Mage of Winterhold, leader of the companions, and he's the one who vanquished Alduin the world eater and saved the universe. Anyways, I have a great a idea. Bandit 2: What's that? Bandit 1: Let's ROB HIM!!!
Hope you have a great day and I love your videos watched all off them at least 5 times your amazing I hope you have an amazing day thanks for making videos each video makes my day
I dunno how but every story in the game that seems boring in the beginning, you somehow manage to make it interesting just by telling it your way. Thank for the nice content!!!
The poor guys who stole the silver mold always die because I always happen to discover Pine Watch when I'm adventuring and I end up killing everyone in there before they even get a chance to be secretive. The mold just stays in my inventory until I get the quest and just hear Endon go on about losing a silver mold and then me being the overachiever saying "oh you mean THIS silver mold"
The most successful of villains is the sweetroll thief.
Let me guess, somebody stole your sweetroll?
Number 2 The player
Number 3 Lollygaggers
Funny joke, but I think the Guards coined that phrase about sweetroll thieves, to make fun of worry worts who tattle tell to the Guard too much...
Gopher's Leonard?
Tree bridge fight rematch
dee ? S
@@CYB3R.S41NT S
What spell was he using? Is it a mod?
Corey Klaustermeier yes
M’aiq The Liar :( ok. Thanks. That was cool.
#1 Nazeem, he went bankrupt and doesn't own a house
You sound like a person, who has not been in the cloud district.
Nazeem, Daedric god of Insults, Bragging, Anger, Spite and Big-headedness. His realm of Oblivion, commonly known as the unreachable realm is actually called "The Cloud District" very few have managed to get to this place, all who have mysteriously dissappear. They say if you visit the Drunken Huntsman on Fredas 13th at midnight you can find the portal to his realm inside the top room. His artifacts are a dagger that whenever it hits the opponent has a chance to frenzy them called "Bragrage" and a war hammer that when it hits the floor causes all nearby mortals to fly into the air called "Cloudreacher"
Nazeem immediately went inside my house once I bought Breezehome and started insulting me inside my own damn house. Needless to say, his corpse is on my floor right now. At least Lucia doesn’t notice him.
Pelmeninator why did you put a comma there
@@zyroskillz5146 That's, a j,oke mate,.
All Skyrim villains are failed villains, once they meet the wrath of the Dovahkiin... If the Dovahkiin takes an assassin build route, they dishonorably die before they even draw their swords, spell, claws, or bow...
True. But, isn't it equally just as dishonorably for someone to sneak around and stab people in the back? Especially, if said someone is as powerful as the Dovahkiin? Face me like a man, Dragonborn!!!!
@@the-mighty-timerican6473 The phrase I like to apply to my assassin characters' philosophy, "Honor is for the stupid and the dead. "
@@Coty_Lee alduine wasnt exactly in a fair shout when you use dragon rend to kill him :D
@@kyle18934 well he can fly so that's not fair either
@@iloveyoubut735 yes, but on the ground they are out of their element. Not fair necessisarely... but war isn't fair. Your enemy dead honorably is the same as your enemy being dead from some nasty tricks
What kind of evil entity uses magic with their right hand and weapons in the left
Up
Me
sbyrfang Someone that is left handed? I'm right handed so I would have a melee weapon in my right hand and a spell in my left
Lefties
@@ForestofCicadas you can tell this game was made by right hand supremacists because the left hand sword animation is 10x worse than the right hand one
You picked a bad time to get lost, friend!
Can't wait to count out your coin
How do u keep stealing my wife? I killed u 800 times
I think you should leave
You're not supposed to be in here!
Gamer Dd the life of a thief lol
You're the Arch-Mage of the College of Winterhold, The Guild-Master of the Thieves Guild, A bard at the Bard's College, leader(ish) of the Companions, killed Alduin and have a literal bow that control's the skies?
Well...
I have 100 smithing.
Two years...are you still playing that game? Anyway...and here i sim, thinking i am "EDGE" Cause i made my Nordic Dragonborn a master in conjuration.
@@teminternetemmordor7178 1 month later, are you still playing?
@@dysphoria_1.040 1 year later, are you still playing?
@@defalt5777 yes
@@dysphoria_1.040 3 weeks later, are you still playing?
It's almost Christmas!
Make another barrel video😂
More barrels
No u
You too!
Merry almost Christmas! I wish you the loveliest of barrels!
You killed my man Kevin
*Knjakr
It's spelled Knjakr.
Cheerybelle r/whoooosh
No, its pronounced KNOCKERS
Call me kevin wouldn't approve of calling him crazy
@@theinstitutephil2300 I think he would feckin love it
No.1 The person who burned the barrels
Oh Graenolf, the Oyfum council has sent me and trust me he's, well he's just taken care of...
@@jenniferuntalon7663 Thanks I was worried
Oh thank you Oyfum general the people need to be told
"lets go play with esbern," *starts shooting him with a bow and arrow*
It’s so good to see people still make Skyrim videos
Skyrim will never die 😤
Not as many people make videos on it anymore because it’s not booming In views as much as it was, but Skyrim isn’t gonna die. Not til TES VI
*Then this was the last one he ever made...*
He doesn’t make any anymore. I’m sad now
I know right! It’s like when I see Skyrim videos I remember I’m not alone and that other people play this game too! It really makes my day!
YESSS there is a part two I loved the first one
Me 2
We need part 3
Trouble with trolls? TO THE TREE BRIDGE!
Bandits after you? TO THE TREE BRIDGE!
You accidentally sliced that old lady in whiterun and now the guards are after you?
*TO THE TREE BRIDGE!*
I think it's pronounced "Knjakr"
Dan Arthur Did you mean: *Kevin*
N-ya-kur
"Lord help me pronounce this one, but I believe his name [Knjakr] is *mouth static noises* Kevin"
I'm dead 😂😂
2 year anniversary of his very last top 5 video
I miss old Graenolf tbh
I mean it's up to him, there's only so many top 5 skyrim or fallout things you can do before your get bored or run out
I know this comments from a while ago but Ive lost this channel for a while now, back when I could play video games all the time I watched this guy religiously. Now finally discovering his channel the first time In over 2 years I’m glad he’s found a passion in acting shorts but man… this is still hard to digest. By far one of my favourite UA-camrs who kept the fire of Skyrim still alive.
He made a new Top 5 about 2 months ago so he might start sprinkling that back in. Maybe.
*THE TREE BRIDGE RETURNS*
P.S.: Yo, Graenolf, want to conjure some aethereal strippers for a New Year's Eve celebration~?
What spell was he using on the tree? Is it a mod?
Corey Klaustermeier Yea I think it's a mod.. Try looking up spells on steam workshop or nexus
When you begin to suspect someone is re-playing Skyrim so often he has gone insane.
They need to add an execution where you rip out someone's heart
Yea that animation gave me tingles.
@@Graenolf there's an excellent mod for it. Don't remember the name, but I guess I'll look it up for you real quick
Edit: Its fittingly called "Heart Breaker"
I think VioLens adds it too?
Tales from the Borderlands up in here
@@emlynselene1096 Kalimi ma! KALIMIA MA!
I thought *Mai'iq the Liar the 3rd* Was gonna Be a Villain.. No one knows his true motives!
I killed him in one of my play throughs but thought it would a shame not to run into him around skyrim anymore so I revived him using console and he started saying nice things I was rather shocked lol
@@gettothelantern7852 Maiq can't be killed!!!
@@zetokaiba5867 I use a mod that makes everyone and everything killable even children. Adds a nice real feel to it. Doesnt make sense that a vampire can constantly smack someone with an axe and not kill them during vamp attacks so I added the mod.
It's not confirmed he's the 3rd. He could be some rare entity that lives forever, a vampire, and even if all these Mai'q's are just the next generation and the next it would be more like Mai'q the 4-5th considering the time between oblivion and skyrim
He's the Daedric prince of rumors. Every time you ask an innkeeper about the latest gossip, it's something they were told by someone who heard it from someone who found out about it from someone else who got it from M'aiq.
I just like listening to your videos while I play, your voice is nice to listen to and it feels like I have someone to goof with while I play
Ah, I love this. So nice to read. Thanks HedgeHog - I'm glad I can come along on your adventures : )
I scream like a Japanese schoolgirl front row in a gackt concert whenever a new Graenolf vid goes up
"K-Kevin" I died 😂😂😂😂😂
Also I always live for the little, “hm” of a chuckle right before you thank everyone for watching at the end of your videos it makes me smile
I've never laughed harder than at the tree bridge thing so thank you for making another 😂😂👌👌
Has anyone noticed that on the outskirts of Whiterun over the bridge that is near Honningbrew Meadery there is always a random encounter that spawns? I’ve always gone there because of that, even now.
Hmm. Is the encounter always different?
@@Graenolf Yes. Always different the same might happen multiple times there, like meeting the old orc who wants to die, or seeing 3 wolves, but it changes.
Graenolf Yeah. It’s always a random encounter. If you keep coming to the same place you will see different encounters every time.
"Ha Ha, We meet again Dragonborn! I've prepared for this day. Look at my feet, You'll notice that I've secured myself to this log with a harness. But, not just any harness. No, this harness has been enchanted with the collective strength of ten Braiths. It is nigh-on indestructible. But now, no more talking. Prepare yourself for Oblivion!"
Uses the Cyclone shout. Thus, carrying off the bandit, with the log in tow.
"Curse You, Dragonborn!!!!! We'll meet aaagggggaaaiiiinnnnnn!!!!!"
Dragonborn then crosses the gap with Whirlwind Sprint.
Top ten hardest decisions part 3
Adrian Arias YESH
"TO THE TREE BRIDGE!"
So by the way I got my whole family saying...OYYYFUM are you proud of me yet
I’ve had such a rough few days but honestly this helps me get distracted and feel better. I feel comforted. Thank you :) I love your videos. Happy holidays! ❤️
Happy to provide some comfort : ) Feel better Maddie
Nice crop.
Best channel on UA-cam, whoever doesn't say that is not a Nord, they're THALMOR SPIES.
I am not a nord I am a dunmer.
I may be an altmer but I'm not a thalmor spy-
I'll even agree with you! Best channel on UA-cam. He's amusing.
Dragon fight on the tree bridge!! Bring your pals!!
6:23 made me laugh out loud. Love your vids!
The last skyrim video by graenolf...
Awesome video Greanolf!!!! I love you vids and I love skyrim so every thing/quest you show, I try to do it (well if I already haven't completed thing/quest)
Yay! I needed some OyfUm in my life!
HA!! You think FUS RO DA is the best shout?!? HA!!! My OUFUM is better then anything you could possibly have!
Wuld Nah Kest is easily the best shout, catch up...
@@thedarkdojo5115 Whirlwind Sprint? It's useful, but not the best. No, the best is Cyclone. "The Bane Of Trailer Parks!".
My favorite one is Call of Valor to make Hakon One Eye fights a mudcrab
"I shall sing of thee in Sovngarde."
Yol Tor Shul
This guy is so entertaining I could listen to him for hours tell any story
Love your videos a lot! But they give me an ungodly urge to replay Skyrim.
3 uploads in a week? Happiest iv ever been
And I got a stream planned for Monday at like 4pm PST : ) If you're free
Graenolf 10am Australia, sounds good to me👍🏻
i know this was uploaded forever ago, but i love how he can be charismatic and funny AND informational at the same time. a great content maker
Damn I just watched part one yesterday. This must be destiny.
I love your funny stories. Thank you for this. :)
You know that one vine where the person is screaming about getting two free tacos? Yeah that’s me every time you upload.
Awesome video btw, absolutely loved it.
So far I have seen a bandit plunderer and the oyfum guardian just by scrolling for a few seconds. I love this channel, it just brings people together.
Skyrim is good like my grandmas cookies
But the money is needed, from all dem bookies.
The accountants are mean, pickles are green, youtube is whack, and I turn comments into a rap.
@@keaganowen5940 bookies 🤣🤣 sorry i'm drunk
I want some of your grandmas cookies then...
@@thanosdick6161 u can have some cookies
In my book, a failed villain is any low bandit or thief who attacks you at any level above 30.
Bandit 1: Hey you see that guy over there?
Bandit 2: Yeah, what about him?
Bandit 1: He's the leader of the Dark Brotherhood, the leader of the Thieves Guild, Arch-Mage of Winterhold, leader of the companions, and he's the one who vanquished Alduin the world eater and saved the universe. Anyways, I have a great a idea.
Bandit 2: What's that?
Bandit 1: Let's ROB HIM!!!
Yes graenolf actually such a good UA-camr
4:39 I don't stand on people's heads, I find the balance quite hard--not that I've tried it before!
Ugh I'm in love with your skyrim videos 😂😂
Duuuuuude have you heard him sing?
@@stormsnow5260 yeah and he's fuc*ing amazing
@@matthewsly4541 He's my favorite UA-camr! He deserves way more subscribers.
WHOOP ANOTHER VIDEO! YOU’RE AWESOME GRAENOLF!
Merry christmas, may santa bestow many a sweet roll on you
thank you, oh great Toiletchildre n
Words cannot describe how much I love you and your content, Graenolf
Hope you have a great day and I love your videos watched all off them at least 5 times your amazing I hope you have an amazing day thanks for making videos each video makes my day
: )
Your videos live on a loop in my house 🤣 my son just got into Skyrim now and I’m rewatching all your videos and now he’s a fan 😂
Can’t wait till ES6 and hopefully see you with that daily content. Honestly love you and your content keep up the good work ♥️
His ass will be a skeleton chilling w/ the draugr and ancestor ghosts making vids in Bleak Falls Barrow by the time TES6 comes out
8
1 year for me to find this 🤔🤔
I am amused, entertained, thoroughly agreeing with the Azura's Star bit, but lost it at Kevin 🤣🤣🤣
Love your vids
OYFUM
Stuck in a tiny, dark room with Graenolf and immediately runs off... can't blame her.
OYFUM I can't believe I did not see my notification
Sometimes late at night I think to myself; Why didn’t the guy from Azuras star make himself a vampire?
Harkon, alduin, and miirak are also failures
they failed against me too
Well Harkon doesn't have to be, he just wont live through his success.
So Is Ulfric, should you join the Imperials
Are we even gonna talk about Nazeem?
@@kirsten1612 Nazeem is so bad he don't deserve to be talked about
this is amazing how you're still making skyrim videos!
Love the editing on this one!
I dunno how but every story in the game that seems boring in the beginning, you somehow manage to make it interesting just by telling it your way. Thank for the nice content!!!
My favourite vids on UA-cam
you make the most entertaining things around stuff I already know
mad props, enjoy your sense of humor a lot
Oh! The pinewatch kiddos are a quest? I just murdered them because I have children and they were near my house and it made sense to eliminate them.
Happy holidays. Your doing great as always.
Wait... Did he not say Oyfum a single time in this video??? Who are you????
Nicholas Cooper what does OYFUM MEAN
Jeffray Sochia if you have to ask you don’t deserve to know
@@jeffraysochia4097 Oyfum is oyfum the meaning is so deep for our brains to understand.
No he said OYFUM at 6:06
I LOVE YOU GRAENOLF
Great job I love this video you are my favorite youtuber
I'm glad you're back
The guy’s dancing made me laugh xD I love it when big people can slay it while dancing. Own that shit! Dance all your cares away!
Keep up with the videos!! Your content is Grade A!
Always makes for a great watch :)
Another dragonborn needs your help
which one? I only have so much time and I'm playing favourites.
Yes! I flippin’ love the tree bridge.
how the hell do you still have skyrim content to do
Crzy Ninja magic
It's an Elder Scrolls game, and he's Graenolf.
I don't see a need for any other reasons.
Because it’s Skyrim lol
@Facts thanks for replying to a comment 2 years ago, very needed
The poor guys who stole the silver mold always die because I always happen to discover Pine Watch when I'm adventuring and I end up killing everyone in there before they even get a chance to be secretive. The mold just stays in my inventory until I get the quest and just hear Endon go on about losing a silver mold and then me being the overachiever saying "oh you mean THIS silver mold"
He should start making these videos again.
Indeed he should, these were fun to watch
as soon as i get home i open up my laptop and start watching graenolf.
For #5 I literally skipped right past talking to time sneaked about opened the door and he got Agro so I killed him
How don’t you have a million subs your amazing
Gets an arrow to the knee
Esbern: GO AWAY
This is awesome this is the best channel
First video I've seen of your's. Just wanted to say, I was pleasantly surprised. Quite a unique & enjoyable take on a "top 5"-style video.
I have never clicked on a notification that fast
The orc in the mountain is shrek. He just wanted the pale lady to get out of his swamp
MAKE THESE VIDEOS AGAIN
Rorlak: I might have seen him in my kitchen but I'm usually in the basement
Graenolf: fang this guy won't crack
AhHHAaaaAAAAAAA! This is the earliest I've ever been. (2 minutes)
The last normal video graenolf ever made :(
Yeetus yotus
@graenolf I don't think you understand how many people and creatures I have slaughtered at the tree bridge thanks to you.
:')
Bless your soul.
Remember when graneolf used to make this content?
Yeah, me neither
Actually i do was good then still is not my style anymore tho
I keep hoping one day he will pick it up Asian
AGAIN
“I’ll summon some of those Aetherial Strippers you like so much”
How do I not know about this spell
First Like also love you vids
I subscribed because of that intro nicely done
Wow I love those videos