Skyrim - Top 5 Jailbreaks

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  • @cumbersomearmsman7079
    @cumbersomearmsman7079 6 років тому +1894

    M'aiq escaped Chidna Mine once, got stabbed buy a dwemmer machine, horrible things.

  • @darkmoonyt6436
    @darkmoonyt6436 5 років тому +1467

    Me: okay.. THIS TIME I'll play as a good heroic charecter....
    A few minuites later: must steal at least one sweetroll...
    Later: A S S A S S I N A T E T H E E M P E R O R

    • @frosttroll3411
      @frosttroll3411 5 років тому +20

      Darkmoon YT as a good character I always destroy the dark brotherhood and as a neutral or evil character I join them

    • @teaplease1417
      @teaplease1417 5 років тому +6

      Frost troll if you are a good character why do you even kill grelad 🤔

    • @frosttroll3411
      @frosttroll3411 5 років тому +33

      MoreTplease because Grelod the kind isn’t exactly good to the children. She abuses them, hits them, chains them up on the wall and feeds them scraps. That old woman wasn’t far from dead anyways

    • @TDestro9
      @TDestro9 4 роки тому +22

      @@teaplease1417 cause she is a bitch

    • @cihanvural7541
      @cihanvural7541 4 роки тому +10

      @@teaplease1417 bec she is not kind

  • @buahball960
    @buahball960 6 років тому +640

    *a guard looks at you but they didn't notice*
    _SNEAK 100_

    • @jessicaclough8977
      @jessicaclough8977 4 роки тому

      Ikr

    • @foxzu3543
      @foxzu3543 4 роки тому +1

      Literally....

    • @flirtyyae8015
      @flirtyyae8015 4 роки тому +2

      You can literally shoot them with an arrow, get them up in your face, and get away with it. This is how Skyrim it gets

    • @feathertail8996
      @feathertail8996 4 роки тому +4

      **They stare at you as you slice them in the chest,**
      "Must've been the wind."

    • @ladyselin35
      @ladyselin35 4 роки тому +2

      Looking and seeing are different things.

  • @pikloo4631
    @pikloo4631 5 років тому +2205

    I don't go to jail.
    I just simply say,
    "Brah, I the Thane, leave me be."

    • @thatoneguywiththeextremely8182
      @thatoneguywiththeextremely8182 5 років тому +127

      Lilli Braun and then you can never use thane status again

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 5 років тому +132

      I just persuade them because speechcraft isn't useless.

    • @mist6888
      @mist6888 5 років тому +4

      haha i do that

    • @Ruhrich92
      @Ruhrich92 5 років тому +56

      You can pull the thane card as much as you like as long as you wear your badge of office. Whichever weapon represents the hold youre in.

    • @deni6943
      @deni6943 5 років тому +57

      @@Ruhrich92 is that true? I seem to recall playing the thane card numerous times without ever having that randomly generated piece of junk in my inventory

  • @captainhat760
    @captainhat760 6 років тому +406

    Healing in Skyrim: A feast fit for a jarl!
    Healing in Fallout: Possibly infected medical supplies and irradiated decades old food.

    • @tahabashir3779
      @tahabashir3779 4 роки тому +8

      buddy, have you heard of these things called stimpaks?

    • @yourehereforthatarentyou
      @yourehereforthatarentyou 4 роки тому +8

      @@tahabashir3779 you mean pussy shots?
      true to caesar

    • @tahabashir3779
      @tahabashir3779 4 роки тому +3

      @@yourehereforthatarentyou true to Caesar, friend

  • @neoarmstrongcyclonejetcano8841
    @neoarmstrongcyclonejetcano8841 7 років тому +4057

    Made an Argonian
    Named him Harry
    You're a lizard Harry.
    Went to the Standing stones and choose Mage.
    You're a wizard lizard Harry.
    Traveled to Windhelm.
    You're a wizard lizard in a blizzard Harry.
    Got drunk in New Gnisis Cornerclub
    Murdered a guard in cold blood.
    "You just littered Harry, you lizard wizard in this blizzard"
    It's because Im a liquored wizard lizzard in this blizzard"

  • @hylianexpected1171
    @hylianexpected1171 7 років тому +1453

    Obviously the best way to escape a prison is to hide in a barrel and harness its power.

  • @munchnEl
    @munchnEl 7 років тому +3053

    I've played Skyrim for over 600 hours and I've never heard of the chill. Mainly because I'm a good boy

    • @Shadow-876
      @Shadow-876 7 років тому +77

      sans papyrus and gaster *gets out bow* alright...aim..FIRE *shoots a arrow into your knee* HAVE FUN BEING A GUARD!

    • @christinesutcliffe7080
      @christinesutcliffe7080 7 років тому +11

      munchnEl duuuuuuuude u HAVE to try escaping from there one day its amazing ;)

    • @lukeasarc
      @lukeasarc 6 років тому +6

      Same as I never steal in winter gold near guards...

    • @christinesutcliffe7080
      @christinesutcliffe7080 6 років тому +29

      munchnEl im the literal opposite of you and im put in jail at least every hour and got thw achievement for having a bounty of 1000 gold in every hold very easily... I am definitely a bad girl in skyrim... :(

    • @fettychow7648
      @fettychow7648 6 років тому +6

      If you don't have a bounty of 40k or more in a place then yOu are a puss, I have killed every guard on solitude and every character that is not essential

  • @alexfletcher1301
    @alexfletcher1301 7 років тому +2033

    Weird how this guy kinda roleplays the scenarios but I dig it tbh

    • @BrianJames0964quack
      @BrianJames0964quack 7 років тому +150

      He likes his Skyrim...

    • @bakersmileyface
      @bakersmileyface 6 років тому +64

      What creeps me out is his voice.
      Something about it makes me want to watch the video, but it also weirds me out. Especially after listening to it for a while.

    • @lieutenantjacobin
      @lieutenantjacobin 6 років тому +49

      bakersmileyface his voice is somehow good, I’m a boy like him but my lil kid body gives me a... “squeaky” voice
      Graenolf’s voice must attract women

    • @gloomycandy101
      @gloomycandy101 6 років тому +113

      I mean, it’s not *that* weird, this *is* Skyrim we’re talking about here. Don’t you come up with a specific character whenever you play?

    • @oliverpiik5427
      @oliverpiik5427 6 років тому +5

      Im cringing so hard rn

  • @birdsrneat
    @birdsrneat 6 років тому +179

    "I'm a man of my word......
    Despite my habit for crime ^ω^." *Khajiits in a nutshell*

  • @katicasey4610
    @katicasey4610 7 років тому +2718

    How To Commit Crimes Against Skyrim and her People: A Novel

  • @ryokuhasu9699
    @ryokuhasu9699 7 років тому +641

    This is why I'm an illusion mage, they can't take away your magic soooo MUFFLE-INVISIBILITY! I never get caught ;)

    • @christinesutcliffe7080
      @christinesutcliffe7080 6 років тому +59

      Ryoku Hasu im a mage-thief-warrior-criminal :) i am well rounded...

    • @shabr1ri
      @shabr1ri 6 років тому +70

      Porkywalnut 41
      yeah so is everyone who started the game saying they were going to major in one type of fighting lmaoo

    • @iamextremelyunlucky8805
      @iamextremelyunlucky8805 6 років тому +3

      kharjo is a cojuration mage

    • @vulpine3431
      @vulpine3431 6 років тому +17

      Jzargo thinks he's better than you

    • @SherlockHo1mes
      @SherlockHo1mes 6 років тому +4

      Riften Guard that’s what I did, I started off with magic because I could conjure things stronger than myself and then slowly grew more towards the warrior path.

  • @cara-dw8xx
    @cara-dw8xx 5 років тому +115

    J’zargo, being the best most powerful mage, has escaped from the most guarded prisons.

  • @reecea1539
    @reecea1539 7 років тому +512

    There’s actually another way out of the riften jail. If you use the broken shackle the wall doesn’t break but if you pick up a bucket or plate and place it in front of your face against the wall and sprint at it you will pass through into a cave where you end up outside riften

    • @Xxassass1n021xX
      @Xxassass1n021xX 5 років тому +48

      But ur belongings :o

    • @GoodLuck-eh4sk
      @GoodLuck-eh4sk 5 років тому +63

      And well your using a glitch sooooo

    • @banjopotato2567
      @banjopotato2567 5 років тому +8

      Pretty sure that should break some quests

    • @rampantbuckler818
      @rampantbuckler818 5 років тому +11

      SKYRIM EXPLOITS BE GREAT

    • @supercool1312
      @supercool1312 5 років тому +51

      Reecl _ im pretty sure the shackle is supposed to work but its a bug that makes it not work, i escaped through it ages ago and if i remember rightly is leads to a sewer

  • @AnomalousZoologist
    @AnomalousZoologist 7 років тому +345

    My most legendary escape happened when I had no fucking clue what was going on.
    It was the forsworn quest in Markarth, I go down to the shrine of talos and i'm surrounded.
    I freaked out. Killed all three guards and ran across the upper part of the city to the gate.
    Got out stole the nearest horse and rose as fast as I could to Rorikstead.
    I had no idea I was supposed to goto jail XD

    • @tissue869
      @tissue869 6 років тому +16

      Same LOL

    • @whatmesage
      @whatmesage 6 років тому +1

      Yup!

    • @325133
      @325133 6 років тому +36

      I turned werewolf and made a visit to the barracks fast food place. 5 stars

    • @undeadwolf5844
      @undeadwolf5844 6 років тому +2

      Really? 5 Stars? Well Then I'll go to the barracks to have some food next time when I get caught :D

    • @Christian-eo1zb
      @Christian-eo1zb 6 років тому +2

      Yer I killed like every single guard. Like I killed all of them

  • @CommunistFBI
    @CommunistFBI 5 років тому +110

    Number 6:
    All prisons:
    Just use the "become ethereal" shout and walk out

    • @coldasifneveraskedthemoon7401
      @coldasifneveraskedthemoon7401 3 роки тому +1

      Wait that really works?😱

    • @Wavewave3161
      @Wavewave3161 3 роки тому +4

      Ill go try this in cindna mine

    • @pagananikey
      @pagananikey 3 роки тому

      I really wanna make my mage into a rogue and put my maxed out illusion skills to break out of a prison

    • @jaydenmale9645
      @jaydenmale9645 2 роки тому

      @@Wavewave3161 No one escapes Cidnha mine

  • @PhotonKingShark77
    @PhotonKingShark77 7 років тому +1773

    Every time I get locked up I get busted out by barrels. I'm one of them now.

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  7 років тому +168

      Not to get too personal, but may I watch your transformation...?

    • @alexbarillas8696
      @alexbarillas8696 7 років тому +34

      Graenolf oyfum!

    • @astrobear345
      @astrobear345 7 років тому +51

      Sora Shiun'in ALL HAIL THE BARRELS!
      *oyfum*

    • @melonbread9704
      @melonbread9704 7 років тому +2

      Sora Shiun'in I

    • @malumkishin8608
      @malumkishin8608 7 років тому +11

      Wow I do something like that but I turn into a hot naked chick and then they just let me go #AllHailThePower

  • @sweedd943
    @sweedd943 5 років тому +219

    Roses are red
    Gaming is fun
    You are carrying to much,
    You are unable to run

    • @Batman-hb9dh
      @Batman-hb9dh 4 роки тому +7

      To be able to run*

    • @krampusklaws2238
      @krampusklaws2238 4 роки тому +11

      @Mason
      Snowberries are red
      The Emperor's days are numbered
      You are carrying too much
      You are over encumbered

    • @_chew_
      @_chew_ 4 роки тому +4

      Over encumbered?
      Not if it's in my hands
      I do not play fair
      I use console commands

    • @provingfiber8390
      @provingfiber8390 3 роки тому

      "let me eat this sword, shield, Daedric artifact, dwemer helmet, this gate to Oblivion, the mask of Clavacus Vile , and dragon scales"

    • @toddhowarddressedasatellyt702
      @toddhowarddressedasatellyt702 3 роки тому +1

      I swear, everytime someone says that, they mess it up, its supposed to be
      Roses are red
      Gaming is fun
      You are carrying too much
      To be able to run

  • @daveminicucci7292
    @daveminicucci7292 5 років тому +127

    I don't know what I would rather have to protect me. Skyrim guards and their vision or Storm Troopers and their accuracy

    • @discordadmin9796
      @discordadmin9796 5 років тому +3

      at least ST's can see

    • @Alexmustdie-zy6kz
      @Alexmustdie-zy6kz 5 років тому +2

      Well skyrim guards can mess up some players

    • @discordadmin9796
      @discordadmin9796 5 років тому +4

      @@Alexmustdie-zy6kz Not really. Unless your a really low level and they swarm you they're pretty weak

    • @gypsyassassin2004
      @gypsyassassin2004 5 років тому +1

      You mean Storm ATRONACHS!!!!!! Those things are VICIOUS!

    • @dawsonsauce9670
      @dawsonsauce9670 4 роки тому

      Does that mean you have a mini one?

  • @henryvo3010
    @henryvo3010 7 років тому +284

    Dude this was my first time watching your video and your commentary is gold.

  • @lam-ben-yam4015
    @lam-ben-yam4015 7 років тому +260

    Did the Markarth guard not think it was a bad idea to leave the prisoners with so many digging tools unguarded. They'd be able to tunnel out relatively quickly considering they have all day to do it.

    • @thepunocalypse
      @thepunocalypse 7 років тому +42

      Perhaps, but mines require support from wood beams to prevent them from collapsing. The prisoners don't have access to such things.

    • @Devil-tm4nu
      @Devil-tm4nu 7 років тому

      Cancer p k

    • @Devil-tm4nu
      @Devil-tm4nu 7 років тому

      Cancer jjhgbkud

    • @joshuacem2827
      @joshuacem2827 7 років тому +32

      It's solid rock m8. It would take months. And if they don't get any silver ingots they'll not receive food and die

    • @CaptainWheaty
      @CaptainWheaty 7 років тому +4

      they can just dig out the door that leads to the secret path

  • @travissjogren9019
    @travissjogren9019 7 років тому +950

    The Broken Shackle thing in Riften is, I believe, a glitch, and, as with everything in Skyrim, there's a mod that fixes it.

    • @derekmensch3601
      @derekmensch3601 7 років тому +41

      Mata Hari i think it was supposed to be a piece to help escape. But they didnt finish it.

    • @Rexwar31
      @Rexwar31 7 років тому +41

      It was supposed to be pulled to help you go through a path in the wall

    • @ArgentDeer
      @ArgentDeer 7 років тому +5

      THERES A MOD FOR THAT! :DD

    • @travissjogren9019
      @travissjogren9019 7 років тому +89

      HolyMolyOllyPolly IIRC, Bethesda did an update and broke it, and then never bothered fixing it, cuz Bethesda.

    • @darthreaper6311
      @darthreaper6311 7 років тому +33

      Mata Hari I bet the unofficial skyrim patch will fix it though the mod causes an orange texture glitch which is very ironic. The mod to fix it is orange texture replacer i believe. Its real pain to find through searching for it on xbox.

  • @renaxakai3
    @renaxakai3 7 років тому +242

    I do enjoy the jail in Raven Rock. It is a beautiful exit.

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  7 років тому +44

      Yea! I like how small the actual jail is, lol.

    • @renaxakai3
      @renaxakai3 7 років тому +16

      You've got to wonder how those Netch got down there though.

    • @mistertaz94
      @mistertaz94 7 років тому +51

      *whistles innocently as he plants more baby netches underneath the Bulwark* This'll teach them to disregard the power of my netches! *evil laughter*

    • @azranightwielder4449
      @azranightwielder4449 7 років тому +25

      Raven Rock jail has more food than my house

  • @JacOfArts
    @JacOfArts 5 років тому +52

    The riften jail actually has a pathway behind the shackle. I jumped through it via a nearby bowl and the whirlwind sprint. That part leads you out by the riften sewers.

  • @kristenreid6534
    @kristenreid6534 3 роки тому +33

    I feel like a new member of the theives guild and he is telling me all of his jail breaks.

  • @badasstristan5773
    @badasstristan5773 7 років тому +309

    When I got arrested in solitude I became a werewolf and killed everyone and that's how I became a badass

  • @hahayeahman1076
    @hahayeahman1076 7 років тому +503

    Although to be fair
    Even though they're rare
    You might want to beware of the ware bears there
    Oyfum

    • @michaelross2972
      @michaelross2972 7 років тому +31

      It's Solsthiem, not salty time

    • @katiecummins2329
      @katiecummins2329 7 років тому +7

      It's not that, it's just, it's a nordic island isn't it?

    • @abd-qadirgilani8871
      @abd-qadirgilani8871 7 років тому +3

      +Katie
      "Yeah, its actually one of-"
      "That means I shouldn't give a shit-crap about it" (or however he says it, you talk fast fella)
      "YOU SONOFABITCH"
      *dumbass Lamecloak and Empire lover ass-fight again, as per the usual*

    • @y0ungspanish318
      @y0ungspanish318 7 років тому

      Douie2145 in skyrim do the elements kill you or are you invincible to the cold?

    • @abd-qadirgilani8871
      @abd-qadirgilani8871 7 років тому +1

      +Alexis
      Vanilla Skyrim? No. With the FrostFall mod? Oh yes. Definitely. Bigly.

  • @missalcoholic4572
    @missalcoholic4572 7 років тому +599

    Hang on hang on! Let me take down these notes. I will do it 'Prison Break' style, and tattoo these escape plans all over my body!
    Then no jail can keep me! ;P

    • @aita_sageblood3965
      @aita_sageblood3965 7 років тому +15

      Miss Alcoholic Then the tattooist gets spooked when drawing "prison break plans" and calls the police....
      Now.... how will your new plans help you in real life hmmm?
      Oyfum!

    • @missalcoholic4572
      @missalcoholic4572 7 років тому +18

      Shadewalker 13 Good point! But there are always ways to 'silent' a person mwahaha!
      If I get caught killing them, what's the worse that could happen..I go to prison! Then my plans will continue to work as normal :D
      OYFUM!

    • @aita_sageblood3965
      @aita_sageblood3965 7 років тому +18

      Miss Alcoholic That's....that's actually a pretty good point. :|
      Ahah! But, what if the police/guards are reading this message at this moment and put you under constant watch?
      Not even Nocturnal's blessings could help you then! Mwhahaha!
      OYFUM! :P

    • @missalcoholic4572
      @missalcoholic4572 7 років тому +11

      Shadewalker 13 then I shall serve Nocturnal in the next life...
      Oyfum! XD

    • @rukittenmerightnow
      @rukittenmerightnow 7 років тому

      Miss Alcoholic
      I wonder if the first comment is a reference from the TV show prison break xDD

  • @summer.bubble.tea.
    @summer.bubble.tea. 5 років тому +34

    I thought the Riften escape route only worked if you were the Guildmaster of the Thieves Guild. It worked just fine for me after I became Guildmaster

  • @harperyouloser
    @harperyouloser 5 років тому +52

    Every day I imagine me escaping prison in Skyrim, I’m still stuck in Riften jail, but there’s a barrel in here! Maybe, I’ll get inside and wait for the guards, then BAM I’ll run away... but this barrel is new, just got added, I’ll have to use my honeyed words on it to allow me to enter it without it snapping my neck like a rope

  • @Dillhole115
    @Dillhole115 7 років тому +74

    Before they haul you off to jail put all your stuff in a barrel so you don't have to lock pick any chest while breaking out.

    • @muskdeer7217
      @muskdeer7217 7 років тому +28

      But your armour might be to big, after all it had to fit on your thicc ass

    • @christinesutcliffe7080
      @christinesutcliffe7080 7 років тому +13

      Oooooooone issue. Some npc loot stuff from barrels n stuff so u could lose everything :(

    • @chrisward3161
      @chrisward3161 6 років тому +3

      Porkywalnut 41 if they take it stab them while they sleep

    • @clovishawk3074
      @clovishawk3074 6 років тому +14

      Porkywalnut 41 NPC walks to barrel and opens “Jesus Christ”

    • @Aprroxi
      @Aprroxi 6 років тому +1

      Most barrels aren’t safe storage so they despawn

  • @siontopps4375
    @siontopps4375 7 років тому +81

    Good old Graenolf, still keeping games alive, giving us a new perspective on it. Thanks man

    • @siontopps4375
      @siontopps4375 7 років тому +4

      I see you Graenolf, +1ing this comment. Thanks so much

  • @JulfyJD
    @JulfyJD 7 років тому +183

    Kitchen stealing
    Chicken Stealing
    I dare you repeat that fast 10 times in a row without breaking your tongue

  • @user-we9mu5pz4e
    @user-we9mu5pz4e 5 років тому +34

    Actually, the escape tunnel for Riften's jail is glitched.
    So if you activate the broken shackle and use the 'tcl' cheat to go through the wall, you can still escape.

  • @LunarOverdrive
    @LunarOverdrive 5 років тому +29

    HA! There is a much easier way to escape any jail, except cidnha mine.
    Crouch down make sure no guard sees you. Turn into a vampire lord or werewolf. If you're lucky the guards won't see you turn into a werewolf or vampire, but they will see your new form and will try to attack you with melee and open the cell. Kill all the guards and you're home free. You can even change back into a human.

  • @bizz8919
    @bizz8919 7 років тому +25

    I really like this guy and how he explained the video, it's like he's Lester from gta describing ins and outs of a bank and ways to rob it

  • @zocal7765
    @zocal7765 7 років тому +110

    Tonight there’s going to be a jailbreak
    Somewhere in this town

  • @Gelder27
    @Gelder27 7 років тому +72

    What are you here for:
    *Evil Graenolf* = Raping barrels
    *Graenolf* = YOUR OFF TO HELGEN YOU SON OF A *****

  • @jaxtru491
    @jaxtru491 5 років тому +49

    I like how he talks to the viewer like they’re partners in crime XD

  • @anth2344
    @anth2344 3 місяці тому +2

    I keep rewatching these two videos again every now and then

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  3 місяці тому +3

      Love that. Thanks for the time here : )

  • @pellekoek
    @pellekoek 7 років тому +110

    In Raven Rock there's a whole dungeon which you can use to escape the prison there.

    • @ewkaintence3064
      @ewkaintence3064 6 років тому

      pelle koek just like on Oblivion

    • @iamextremelyunlucky8805
      @iamextremelyunlucky8805 6 років тому +5

      Von DeAnda Stop right there you have committed crimes against skyrim

    • @ewkaintence3064
      @ewkaintence3064 6 років тому +6

      Kharjo The Khajit Warrior And her people whats say in your defense

    • @biraptor6205
      @biraptor6205 6 років тому +4

      No one breaks the law on MY watch

  • @burritoplant7569
    @burritoplant7569 7 років тому +276

    It's 1am and I can't sleep then you uploaded this, totally worth it 😊

  • @jyotiradityaguleria907
    @jyotiradityaguleria907 7 років тому +29

    inmate : what are you in jail for ?
    me: lollygagging

    • @bootyslayer2127
      @bootyslayer2127 6 років тому +3

      Guard: You have committed crimes against skyrim and her people, what do you have to say?
      Me: Flees and hides behind barrel.
      30 seconds later
      Guard: I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

  • @keaganowen5940
    @keaganowen5940 6 років тому +23

    I like playing your videos at max volume when lots of people are around me having conversations like normal people.

  • @zavierrobinson652
    @zavierrobinson652 5 років тому +17

    I hope this is not weird but you voice is really relaxing and soothing
    And thank you for the tips I had no idea what to do to get out

  • @SingerSaraneth
    @SingerSaraneth 7 років тому +65

    Hot damn, your voice is so fit for this stuff

  • @danielnewzealand2
    @danielnewzealand2 7 років тому +41

    you wont need to escape from a jail if you commit all your crimes from the safety of a barrel!

  • @tyrael8952
    @tyrael8952 7 років тому +15

    This video is amazing

  • @jeremylopez9623
    @jeremylopez9623 6 років тому +1

    I love how you actually talk and play your role as you are breaking out of Prisons it makes things more interesting

  • @iwanttodie7358
    @iwanttodie7358 5 років тому +2

    The narrative you give your videos are amazing! As a writer, I find it impressive how well you can write a script!

  • @YourCrazyDolphin
    @YourCrazyDolphin 7 років тому +17

    This is straight up the best presentation I've ever seen.
    Like and sub instantaneously, purely off of this.

  • @jakkrieser991
    @jakkrieser991 6 років тому +6

    This was the first video I ever saw of Graenolf. I still love it today

  • @jonathanwilliams1271
    @jonathanwilliams1271 6 років тому +9

    "We can question our own morality and values, uh, once we're far away from here..."

  • @ZyphLegend
    @ZyphLegend 6 років тому +9

    4:13 Guard: *Looks directly at escapee and doesn't see him"

  • @SerathDarklands
    @SerathDarklands 6 років тому +1

    Love your videos, especially the pseduo-in-world way that you present them.
    Keep up the good work, you've earned a faithful subscriber.

  • @someonlinedouche6992
    @someonlinedouche6992 7 років тому +201

    Come on Graenolf! Do we always have to commit a crime as soon as we bre-(cough)- I mean released from jail. Want to go stea- BUY some sweet rolls?

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  7 років тому +78

      ......... fine. we can buy the sweet rolls. I got this guy in the black market who stuffs them with lord-knows-not-the-f*ck what.

    • @theredhatguy9763
      @theredhatguy9763 7 років тому

      Graenolf LETS GET HIGH!!!

    • @gillianjones2500
      @gillianjones2500 7 років тому +5

      I got chased down by all of Skyrim for killing 1 chicken and got away with a stolen horse

    • @joyster3777
      @joyster3777 6 років тому

      Gillian Jones same

    • @agabe3104
      @agabe3104 6 років тому

      Zach Hibbard let me guess some one stole your sweet roll

  • @syron9653
    @syron9653 4 роки тому +3

    I would recommend getting the shadow cloak of nocturnal power you can get after the thieves guild questline. The power gives you the ability to be invisible when crouching for 2 minutes. This’ll make you able to get past the guards in the palace of the kings in windhelm easily.

  • @LanceTheBlueKnight
    @LanceTheBlueKnight 7 років тому +4

    This was a really, REALLY cool video. I've never seen someone do a tutorial in role-play before. Well done.

  • @JacksonPM23
    @JacksonPM23 5 років тому +3

    Good commentary. Solid roleplaying without making it cringey at the same time.

  • @cintra4867
    @cintra4867 4 роки тому +3

    Graenolf: makes a full guide
    Me: shout wait the guard to open the door and... RuN

  • @MaliciousCat
    @MaliciousCat 7 років тому +72

    This One agrees: Being a Khajiit... makes jailbreaking look like a walk in a park on a beautiful breezey summers eve. Complete with Khajiit maidens in thong bikinis.

    • @rahulsar2030
      @rahulsar2030 5 років тому +10

      Skyrim jails: no one escapes from here.
      Khajiit : hold my skooma.

  • @joespawldin7833
    @joespawldin7833 5 років тому +9

    The riften escape route sometimes works but it's buggy lol

  • @TheInsaneTeddy
    @TheInsaneTeddy 5 років тому +7

    "If the cold doesn't kill you, the bears will." It hurts hearing this once you've started playing Requiem with Frostfall enabled

  • @jaysonwillard1200
    @jaysonwillard1200 6 років тому +2

    "Stick to the shadows" a moment later he is jumping through lights over sleeping guards.

  • @MrSmexyTheBeast
    @MrSmexyTheBeast 6 років тому

    Watching this while being high was undoubtedly one of the most fascinating experiences of my life, thank you.

  • @ArgentDeer
    @ArgentDeer 7 років тому +5

    I've been thrown in jail for...all of those things, including leaving a trail of oyfums. Yep. Guards didn't take too kindly to that. (◕ ʜ ◕ ' )

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  7 років тому +7

      ... A trail of them!?? My word, the irresponsibility..

    • @DoubleBoost23
      @DoubleBoost23 6 років тому +2

      Graenolf
      *OYFUM!*

  • @danshiba1498
    @danshiba1498 7 років тому +35

    I swear you can use the serect passage in riftan cause i do it every time

    • @theoldkhajiit5304
      @theoldkhajiit5304 7 років тому

      dan c you can enter riften but not escape through the jail.

    • @kaywabindato167
      @kaywabindato167 7 років тому +5

      I've used the escape on rotten to get out of jail once, the wall collapses, but I've never managed to do it again. It won't work.

    • @beeebz1192
      @beeebz1192 7 років тому +1

      dan c its cuz of the unofficial patch

    • @danshiba1498
      @danshiba1498 7 років тому

      KoalaStudio.TV oh ok makes sense

    • @luketarry1418
      @luketarry1418 7 років тому

      dan c yeah m to

  • @leeleeepic6856
    @leeleeepic6856 6 років тому +9

    If u don't kill madnoch and u escape with him and the forsworn, he will give you the armour of the old goods, which looks pretty sweet

  • @gamer-san8923
    @gamer-san8923 2 роки тому +2

    Alright, let me guess... Someone stole your sweet roll.

  • @Nana-kw2qo
    @Nana-kw2qo Рік тому +1

    At the Rift I always hid stuff in the dresser beforehand so I could fight my way out

  • @BK-xg3mw
    @BK-xg3mw 5 років тому +3

    Stay outta trouble, Khajiit.

  • @erickumbhani
    @erickumbhani 7 років тому +49

    Hey Graenolf what mods do you have. You should start putting a mod list in your description

    • @spac3dog207
      @spac3dog207 7 років тому

      Northbound I would say that

  • @UnsungHero2001
    @UnsungHero2001 7 років тому +35

    The real secret to escaping is using the command tdetect

    • @christinesutcliffe7080
      @christinesutcliffe7080 7 років тому

      NoahBeWinning My way is do it right or not at all. If you know u cant escape you serve your time, get your skills up and try and if u get caught serve your time and do it again. Simple

    • @christinesutcliffe7080
      @christinesutcliffe7080 6 років тому +2

      Whats the point in doing it if ur just gonna use a command... Where's the fun in that...

    • @shabr1ri
      @shabr1ri 6 років тому +2

      _itsajoke.jpg_

    • @bucket1442
      @bucket1442 6 років тому +1

      Woosh

    • @jizzyg1559
      @jizzyg1559 6 років тому

      @@christinesutcliffe7080 It's not command. It's super-special-spell

  • @lukecostello2300
    @lukecostello2300 4 роки тому +2

    I like his narration style

  • @bshwalker
    @bshwalker 11 місяців тому

    As an escape artist (which there is simply not enough of in this game) I enjoyed everything about your video.
    Well done!!!!

  • @ianhaniel1304
    @ianhaniel1304 7 років тому +36

    what is the clothing/armor you using?

    • @mika309
      @mika309 5 років тому +1

      Ian Haniel It’s moded, beats me tbh. Check the armor in the video if it has a special name.

    • @victoriaalpha4986
      @victoriaalpha4986 5 років тому +3

      @@mika309 Crimson Ranger Armor on the Skyrim nexus.

  • @DarthMauldinOfficial
    @DarthMauldinOfficial 4 роки тому +3

    The only way I escape is with invisibility. Yes, I was that guy running down the street repeatedly casting muffle...

  • @iimuffinsaur
    @iimuffinsaur 7 років тому +16

    Oyfum? Oyfum.

    • @willgonyea
      @willgonyea 7 років тому

      iiMuffinsaur I was just going to say that!

  • @kylehearnsberger9883
    @kylehearnsberger9883 3 роки тому +1

    One thing I’d love to do in terms of jailbreaking, I’d love to see if taking a whole set of guard equipment will keep me from getting arrested.

  • @darkherculeskabuterimon7203
    @darkherculeskabuterimon7203 6 років тому +1

    I once escaped from Whiterun's prison about 30 times just to get unlimited loot (the murdered guards belonings) to sell. I've also been to three other prisons in Skyrim but never escaped. Almost made it out of Windhelm, but that was a bust.

  • @sugarghast
    @sugarghast 7 років тому +4

    I'm up for pickpocketing in Riften. What time?
    Just don't tell Marcurio. He disapproves of stuff like this.

  • @Its-mal-pal
    @Its-mal-pal 7 років тому +6

    I'm game as long as Brynjolf isn't there.

  • @rna5118
    @rna5118 5 років тому +1

    the broken shackles in riften do open up a passage however there's a bug that makes the wall not collapse, if you get a good ol' bucket or wooden plate and clip through the wall after you activate the shackles it'll lead you to a path to escape like in whiterun that'll let you get your belongings and all and get out as well but you'd need a plate or bucket

  • @wolflahti412
    @wolflahti412 6 років тому

    Great presentation - just the right degree of silliness mixed with faux drama

  • @Only1Val
    @Only1Val 7 років тому +53

    Can you list your mods? Please, because I have been looking for your mods for months now.

  • @jaydentt
    @jaydentt 5 років тому +3

    Whenever I escape, I just simply pickpocket the guard for the keys.

  •  7 років тому +9

    No Raven Rock? I was sure Raven Rock would be mentioned, I'm a bit disappointed. Well, you can say it's not on Skyrim territory, but it's the same game.

  • @smolfry3313
    @smolfry3313 4 роки тому +2

    “Expert level lock. Not great chances”
    Me with the skeleton key: “I don’t have such weaknesses.”

  • @Ben-ql1fd
    @Ben-ql1fd 6 років тому +1

    For mages, I usually use the flame spell(sometimes it gets through the door,) to hit the guard. He unlocks the door, and then I use atronachs or other summons to take him out and get the key. Then sneak some where and wait for you to go into hiding and just sneak around, or use more summons.

  • @SpaceCatNuggets
    @SpaceCatNuggets 5 років тому +6

    I actually went to prison to do exactly what he did 🤦‍♂️

  • @coolij
    @coolij 7 років тому +9

    New to the channel, big fan of the content. What does oyfum mean?

    • @laurenjohnsen
      @laurenjohnsen 6 років тому +3

      Oyfum means Yeah that’s what it means

    • @stevethegeckotv
      @stevethegeckotv 6 років тому +2

      Oh you fucked up mate. No one asks that question.

    • @airelia4051
      @airelia4051 5 років тому

      I don’t think anyone knows

  • @darkstarbucks975
    @darkstarbucks975 7 років тому +9

    Still waiting for Barrels...

  • @randomdudeontheinternet321
    @randomdudeontheinternet321 4 роки тому +1

    He forgot to mention the worst crime in all of skyrim..... lollygaggin

  • @telumbric1292
    @telumbric1292 4 роки тому +1

    The Solitude jail is pretty easy to me, even without any skill levels or perks in sneaking. I didn't even know about the secret tunnel

  • @jordanruble2339
    @jordanruble2339 7 років тому +53

    First! I LOVE YOU GRAENOLF

  • @otisandelle8438
    @otisandelle8438 5 років тому +3

    lol best intro EVER!!
    lmao

  • @andrewpaino1934
    @andrewpaino1934 6 років тому +6

    What does Oyfum mean?

  • @jdsweets
    @jdsweets 3 роки тому +1

    This was my first video I watched while Skyrim was downloading in 2019 when I couldn’t get past some skeletons in bleak falls barrow so I reloaded and did crimes and jail broke a lot until going back and figuring out I can actually heal 😂

  • @cathedral1375
    @cathedral1375 6 років тому

    your portrayal of a wryly khajit is simple amazing.

  • @brucerosenow5504
    @brucerosenow5504 6 років тому +3

    Who else saw the title and thought
    Other people's crazy jailbreaks?