Skyrim - 5 Final Stands

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  • @drakengarfinkel3133
    @drakengarfinkel3133 7 років тому +402

    Three of these involve the Falmer. "I fucking hate Falmer."

    • @jonathangee3353
      @jonathangee3353 7 років тому +25

      Draken Garfinkel they remind me of the creatures from the descent movies

    • @TheCHEFHALL
      @TheCHEFHALL 7 років тому +22

      If you hate the Falmer so much use Wuuthrad it does extra damage to elves

    • @drakengarfinkel3133
      @drakengarfinkel3133 7 років тому +7

      My answer to that is fire damage, poison, illusion magic, or anything that kills them in unusual ways, such as their own traps...

    • @Valericon
      @Valericon 7 років тому +2

      Wait the effect actually counts to the falmer ??? well wow that is a nice litte touch I never knew

    • @Joshua-pw6eq
      @Joshua-pw6eq 7 років тому +6

      well... they were torchered, blinded and mutated so do you blame them

  • @ShirleyCurryTheOlderGamer
    @ShirleyCurryTheOlderGamer 7 років тому +202

    I love your commentary! You tell the best stories! :) You should be a writer!

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  7 років тому +56

      Shirley! Hi : ) Hehe, thank you for the kind words!

  • @dentaphon
    @dentaphon 7 років тому +312

    My favourite is the brave Guard's final stand against the archer that put and end to his adventuring days.

    • @dragonfire7354
      @dragonfire7354 7 років тому +29

      FrozenEdges He raced forward, dodging the first arrow, the second! Then, as he got within striking range, the third arrow took him dead in the knee. The man slashed up, killing the archer, but his adventuring days, were over.

    • @jamescolm1133
      @jamescolm1133 5 років тому +4

      dragonfire but when the man looked down the arrow lay in his barrel he would never love again

    • @grahamsteele7907
      @grahamsteele7907 4 роки тому +1

      I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee...

    • @chrismeadows8308
      @chrismeadows8308 4 роки тому

      Yep, marriage has taken down many a brave adventurer. Barrels can be hard to resist

  • @snipers9390
    @snipers9390 7 років тому +463

    The final guy should've barricaded his room with barrels.

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  7 років тому +71

      I accidentally typed that out, and had to switch it to baskets, fun fact.

    • @kirbster3678
      @kirbster3678 7 років тому +4

      darnit you beat me to it

    • @zacjones8272
      @zacjones8272 7 років тому +3

      well that would actually work

    • @wisemankugelmemicus1701
      @wisemankugelmemicus1701 7 років тому +10

      +Snipers A similar thing happened to the British garrison at Rorke's Drift. During the Anglo-Zulu War, a group of 1,500 British soldiers stumbled across an encampment of 15,000 Zulu Warriors and were destroyed. A group of 5,000 Zulu troops were, in response, sent to Rorke's Drift to defeat a small group of 150 British soldiers. These 150 soldiers held out the entirety of the attacking Zulu force, killing 351 and wounding 500 of them, suffering only 14 losses. Notably, the British garrison held out due to biscuit baskets and crates stacked between the Zulu-conquered half of the main building, and were able to fire their muskets through it.

    • @samuelbarratt2799
      @samuelbarratt2799 7 років тому +1

      Wisemankugel Memicus Of Kekistan

  • @milanfisher1462
    @milanfisher1462 7 років тому +410

    Final stands? i think they just didnt save their game

  • @curtiswong7280
    @curtiswong7280 5 років тому +16

    Imagine what the bandit chief thought when he returned to Liars Retreat only to find falmer and bandits everywhere and a dude in dragonplate armor just looking at him

  • @ncsquatch2514
    @ncsquatch2514 7 років тому +244

    Dude you should be an author. You have a natural talent for detailed descriptions of situations.

    • @manumitmkanu9881
      @manumitmkanu9881 4 роки тому +12

      He could write a Skyrim fan fiction

    • @aboredguywithaninternetcon4663
      @aboredguywithaninternetcon4663 4 роки тому +7

      @@manumitmkanu9881 Or write an entire book filled with stories from his playthroughs, but in the elder scrolls universe and written like it is a book from tamriel

    • @deanpeanuts5112
      @deanpeanuts5112 4 роки тому

      No he doesn’t

    • @isabelliv1512
      @isabelliv1512 4 роки тому +1

      Noe Rios someone who put you on the planet?

    • @deeznuts-rp2ms
      @deeznuts-rp2ms 4 роки тому

      @@deanpeanuts5112 alright, lets see you do better.

  • @Arivuple
    @Arivuple 7 років тому +257

    Why I like Graenolf's videos: 4:05
    "Yeah, Frofnir, he can just be referred to as Frofnir Trolls.. Boned." xD

  • @adriancaraza5940
    @adriancaraza5940 7 років тому +85

    I had a last stand once had 3 dragons 1 ancient 1 legendary and a frost dragon all attacking me I was playing as a master detruction mage I've never warded so much in my life I did my storm shout and the Skyrim theme music started playing I threw incinerates and thunderbolts All of them crashed down around me and shouted at me I took my last reserves of Magicka and started casting lightingstorm I killed 2 but the legendary dragon was still up he came upon me I conjured a sword and attacked with a fiery warcry I was blasted with fire and mauled by fangs as thick as trees and sharper than any sword I hit and hit and hit I was about to die and then all of a sudden my character slew the dragon with a badass killmove

    • @novern4925
      @novern4925 5 років тому +9

      🙌 🙌 🙌 We got a Legendary Player here

    • @YaBoyRascal
      @YaBoyRascal 4 роки тому +6

      I nearly got raped by 2 dragons i was like NIGERUNDAYO

    • @aboredguywithaninternetcon4663
      @aboredguywithaninternetcon4663 4 роки тому +1

      That's awesome

    • @lostTL
      @lostTL 4 роки тому +2

      A few days ago I had a similar experience. Except it was 4 dragons all ancient or legendary. Still dunno how I fought them off

    • @bearbear7866
      @bearbear7866 4 роки тому +4

      Hi I really liked this story and I wanted to rewrite it a little because I thought it was so cool. I know the comment is like 2 years old but whatever.
      A fair warning: this comment is very long.
      The six great wings sliced through the air like a hot knife through butter. Adorned with horns and spikes the Dragons flew, taunting me. They knew. They knew I was never going to make it. The sweet bitterness of my last health potion had slipped down my throat and yet even with this new hope of life I could just barely stand the pain. Six eyes stared me down but behind them were thousands. The eyes of mother's and fathers and children, all watching me. If the dragonborn couldn't save them, who could? Those eyes followed me and I knew I couldn't give up, for my demise would damn millions of people to a fate worse than death, praying to be sent to the worst plains of Oblivion if it meant escaping the grasp of the dragons.
      The first one I battled was the frost Dragon. It's white and deep purple spikes lashing out in every direction, it's horns and teeth all too visible. I could barely hear it's chants of its ancient language over the sound of the snow and ice shooting through the air. The frozen crystals pierced my skin dyeing the ice red and then pink as it melted off of my body. I felt the energy building in my fingertips, sparks of electricity flowing through my hands, glowing a brighter white with each second a built up the power in my hands. Finally I released. My flimsy mages boots slid backwards on the ever icy ground as the power escaping my own hands outweighed my ability to keep my feet in place. I had barely enough left over strength to pry my eyes open. The white glowing power shot through the air and struck the frozen beast with a satisfying crackle. The dragon staggered backwards and I took those few seconds as an opportunity to cast the spell again. I casted it again and again but I was running on empty. How was I meant to do this for much longer? I took a breath knowing full well it could be my last as the dragon would take advantage of the smallest opportunity to kill me, but the impact I was bracing for never came. I looked at the dragon and was surprised to see it was no longer moving. It lay stiff in the puffy snow, it's eyes wide open and unblinking. A familiar smoke rose from the dragon as fire tore apart the usually cold dragon from the inside out as a colorful array of ghost-like energy was ripped from the ash and flowed into me. I felt myself adsorb the power of the dragon, relief washing over me. It was dead.
      My victory was short lived however. The second dragon swooped down, readily taking the place of the now dead Dragon. This time, I was ready. The newfound strength and previous victory gave me an unlikely advantage. I shocked the dragon again and again, stunning it and stunning it again. It soon fell to the same fate as the frost Dragon.
      The fight still wasn't over though. The legendary dragon came soaring down, not a scratch on sight.
      I fell into the same pattern as before, but this dragon was smarter, faster, more evolved. I could feel my life draining from my body as I missed spell after spell, barely able to land a single shot on the beast. My vision blurred. I couldn't tell the difference between my hand and the lightning anymore, the white glow filling my sight. The needles jabbing into my skin as the spell betrayed and shocked me were the only reminder that I was alive. Everything else was just white noise in an endless sea. My heart pounded in my feet. My magic was slowing down. I didn't have enough power. Thumping against my chest, sweating, screaming. Who's screaming? Am I screaming?
      No time. No time. I whipped my blade out. It wouldn't do much damage, but maybe...
      I jabbed the blade at the dragon, thrashing and swinging wildly. After some time, the roaring quieted. The only sound was the rustling of the nearby trees. The dragon wasn't dead, but it had accepted that it soon would be.
      "Let me say just one thing, dovahkiin, before my immortality is stripped of me," it bellowed in a powerful ancient voice, weakening by the second. I saw no harm in this, for no words could save him from his impending doom.
      The frozen forest provided an eerie eco, making the dragons already chilling words all the more unbearable to hear. In its timeless voice, the dragon said, "I'm never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna turn around and-"

  • @aidanchutkan8662
    @aidanchutkan8662 7 років тому +817

    God I always love these intros.

    • @shadysam602
      @shadysam602 7 років тому +41

      Aidan Chutkan you know what would make his Intros better!
      IF HE DID THEM FROM INSIDE OF A BARREL!!!!!

    • @aidanchutkan8662
      @aidanchutkan8662 7 років тому +28

      But you know what would make THAT better? Putting the barrel that he's inside of inside of a bigger barrel! Barrelception.

    • @redstonecasey4713
      @redstonecasey4713 7 років тому +11

      Aidan Chutkan
      And do you know what would make THAT even better? Put the even bigger barrel inside a yet-more-massive barrel!

    • @roddyregister9455
      @roddyregister9455 7 років тому +9

      what if...we are the barrel?

    • @Moncha606
      @Moncha606 7 років тому +6

      I mean...they aren't that great

  • @PlagueDucktorQuack
    @PlagueDucktorQuack 7 років тому +21

    I love how enthusiastic this guy is on his lore videos.

  • @redstonecasey4713
    @redstonecasey4713 7 років тому +74

    That's it. I'm naming my next Skyrim character Sven Trollthumper. Best. Name. Ever. Thank you Graenolf!

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  7 років тому +33

      Sven? What in the f*ck? It should be Tony.

    • @ct2441
      @ct2441 7 років тому +8

      Graenolf Tony? I thought I knew you Graenolf he should be called ADAM *Runs crying*

  • @razelanquartzsaver6419
    @razelanquartzsaver6419 7 років тому +31

    "On this day, I go to Sovngarde" is what my dovahkiin would say

    • @phantom117b4
      @phantom117b4 7 років тому +4

      "Today is a good day to die!"
      Lt. Worf 2364

    • @Lothar445
      @Lothar445 7 років тому +3

      Sean Alessandro I live, I die, I live again.

    • @alexdiamond3987
      @alexdiamond3987 7 років тому +1

      "Frost giant?? Fuck this shit I'm out!" Randolph the redguard 2017

    • @TheDarkSide-jl3dj
      @TheDarkSide-jl3dj 7 років тому +6

      "Ima just hide and let Lydia deal with this" is what my dovahkin would say

    • @cam10vh
      @cam10vh 7 років тому +8

      "After everything. Alduin,harkon,miraak,ulfric stormcloak hell even karstagg. I get taken out by some asshole in ebony armour " thelegend27

  • @kellycheng5119
    @kellycheng5119 7 років тому +136

    ive killed alduin, became the leader of the companions, became the listener of the dark brotherhood, became guild master of the thieves guild, queen of the volkihar vampire clan, defeated miraak, and 1 guy cant kill two trolls :/

  • @jadendoyle1573
    @jadendoyle1573 7 років тому +190

    Every encounter I have is a last stand

    • @VentricDual
      @VentricDual 7 років тому +20

      Jaden Doyle
      Ever low level player is bowing to your comment.

    • @themiddlechild8952
      @themiddlechild8952 7 років тому +1

      ultimate combat while your game has bugged out and won't allow you to heal through potions or magic is truely a bitch

    • @cameroncoates919
      @cameroncoates919 6 років тому

      HERBILdude you play in legendary lol

    • @pal1d1nl1ght
      @pal1d1nl1ght 6 років тому

      Legendary as a redguard only playing with no weapons, magic or armour

    • @varanus_basileus
      @varanus_basileus 6 років тому

      You are my god, I just started skyrim two days ago. And anyways, anyone here 2018?

  • @cymruambyth6440
    @cymruambyth6440 7 років тому +140

    skyrim = lots of depressing things

    • @Technology62
      @Technology62 7 років тому +11

      Cymru Am Byth What about fallout? the whole concept of it is depressing lmao

    • @oxan7594
      @oxan7594 7 років тому +2

      Cymru Am Byth
      Fallout is pretty much the definition of "fall apart". It's set in a post-apocalyptic world, which is the world "falling apart" 😆
      But thinking about that, I can just think of someone playing Fallout and their player is practically starving with one health point left like "This can NOT get any worse!" Then a hoard of Deathclaws come and they're like, "OH COME ON!"

    • @cymruambyth6440
      @cymruambyth6440 7 років тому +3

      Heh. True that. I wish skyrim had I hunger system. Although I thought fallout was to do with the nuclear fallout? And post apocalyptic basicly means after-the-really-bad-stuff. But yeah, I see you're point. Hopefully gonna get FO4 today cos it's on sale! Yay! (=

    • @oxan7594
      @oxan7594 7 років тому +1

      Cymru Am Byth
      HECK YEAH! GOT IT DOWNLOADING RN! I'm so freaking hyped. And they even have it on sale! 20 bucks?! It's so insane!

    • @cheriftekouk7870
      @cheriftekouk7870 6 років тому

      not realy you will just loot the corpses and move on

  • @memz5220
    @memz5220 6 років тому +12

    J’dar killed his brother because he thought he was hiding skooma from him.
    You can read his journal and pick up on it as well as it says it on the skyrim wiki.
    The sad thing is he talks to his brother as if he’s still alive even though he has just killed him.

  • @walrusjelly699
    @walrusjelly699 7 років тому +290

    i cant stand i am in a wheelchair

    • @davidparkes7741
      @davidparkes7741 7 років тому +2

      Walrus Jelly Same.

    • @dredged344
      @dredged344 7 років тому +26

      5 final sits

    • @rochipum
      @rochipum 7 років тому +3

      DragonSlayer lmao the expression sounds so much less badass when you say it like that

    • @TheOmegaVirus-bf9iu
      @TheOmegaVirus-bf9iu 7 років тому

      Walrus Jelly Thats Nice!

    • @rabies5179
      @rabies5179 6 років тому +1

      Try standing in a barrel, very effective.

  • @kristoffcain5485
    @kristoffcain5485 7 років тому +5

    "People still call me the 'dragonborn,' not 'troll-thumper...'" Gods, I love Graenolf

  • @riftenguard9666
    @riftenguard9666 5 років тому +6

    Me:Hey Graenolf
    Graenolf:thats not my name
    Me:then wat is it
    Graenolf:Graenolf Dragonborn Barrel Master Trollsbane
    Me:

  • @coltenbrooks9917
    @coltenbrooks9917 7 років тому +20

    My last stand is at that frost troll up on the throat of the world

  • @patrickjackson4809
    @patrickjackson4809 7 років тому +19

    Your intros seem like poetry, I i'm not a huge fan of poetry, but I loved that.

  • @courier7722
    @courier7722 7 років тому +19

    I'm dissapointed the guy with Horksbane wasn't on here. That final stand was better than Trollsbane.

    • @jmbrignon2712
      @jmbrignon2712 7 років тому +2

      Yeah, ikr? That guy was so pathetic I stripped his corpse naked to compound his shame. Even the big horker was a breeze to kill.

  • @bimlauyomashitobi421
    @bimlauyomashitobi421 7 років тому +73

    This feels more like bad things that happened underground than last stands :P

  • @professorbaelus627
    @professorbaelus627 7 років тому +13

    I've killed so many rabbits and I'm called Frostfang, no relation what so ever

  • @usernameredacteda5555
    @usernameredacteda5555 7 років тому +29

    Top 5 final stands by barrels

  • @clockmaker9273
    @clockmaker9273 7 років тому +17

    maybe trollsbane is better against internet trolls

  • @theindooroutdoorsman
    @theindooroutdoorsman 5 років тому +1

    The first one was terrifying. Should be on a list of top 5 worst fates.

  • @tekuito1825
    @tekuito1825 7 років тому +15

    You know how they could've survived... if they were in barrels

  • @YourMOmIsCool2897
    @YourMOmIsCool2897 7 років тому +94

    I didn't even realize that all the bodies at Alftand where connected to one another until just now...oops lol

    • @azk12k11
      @azk12k11 7 років тому +3

      What the fuck. It was so easy to peace it together

    • @azk12k11
      @azk12k11 7 років тому +2

      *piece

    • @YourMOmIsCool2897
      @YourMOmIsCool2897 7 років тому +11

      azk Maybe, but the first time I played through the quest was years ago and I just didn't pay attention. Once learning that getting to blackreach was long and a pain in the ass, I started rushing Alftand and just ignored the bodies

  • @lethaltology9884
    @lethaltology9884 7 років тому +6

    Here lies Frofnir Trollsbone, may he rest in piece.

  • @goncalocarneiro3043
    @goncalocarneiro3043 7 років тому +11

    Expeditions NEVER go as intended. NEVER.

    • @sappho1887
      @sappho1887 7 років тому +1

      Gonçalo Carneiro Ugh remember Kolbjorn...

  • @mrsir4600
    @mrsir4600 7 років тому

    this guy's got talent, his voice is so damn easy to listen to and he's so good at explaining these things, i honestly love this channel

  • @eF_HAVoc
    @eF_HAVoc Рік тому

    Pleeeeeaaaaasssseee Graenolf! Youre skits are great but GOD your commentary is SO good! Please make more of these!

  • @johnnymyers3259
    @johnnymyers3259 7 років тому +29

    The dislikers don't like barrels.

    • @ArgentDeer
      @ArgentDeer 7 років тому +14

      Johnny Gaming Or maybe they are barrels who feel disappointed that they weren't in the video?

    • @kirbster3678
      @kirbster3678 7 років тому +2

      that sounds more accurate lol

  • @AwakenedSleeper009
    @AwakenedSleeper009 7 років тому +4

    I'm surprised you were able to narrow it down to just 5, Grae. So many luckless bastards in Skyrim. The ones that get me are the lone adventurer beside the Word Wall at Skyborn Altar, and the random wilderness encounter with the Breton woman trying to get back her family's locket.

  • @zacjones8272
    @zacjones8272 7 років тому +34

    Falmer is number 1 on my shit list.Number 2 is the dragons that won't leave me the fuck alone

    • @Quesgin
      @Quesgin 7 років тому +7

      Zac Jones same, but my #2 is the chickens. those cocky bastards

    • @livirus3826
      @livirus3826 7 років тому +2

      I'd be on THEIR shit list, I have to actively search them at their lairs if I wish to even find one...

    • @zacjones8272
      @zacjones8272 7 років тому +1

      Bacon i like that

    • @Quesgin
      @Quesgin 7 років тому +2

      Zac Jones thank you. but seriously, the falmer are fuckin terrifying. i went to the lair's retreat once, at a low level, and god damn did i get rekt

    • @doomguy19931
      @doomguy19931 7 років тому +1

      Number one on my shit list is Nazeem. Fucker

  • @matthewlachman8159
    @matthewlachman8159 7 років тому +1

    Yang gra Gortwag was my favorite standoff

  • @CeCeHoran22
    @CeCeHoran22 4 роки тому +2

    5:29, on my recent play through, I cleared alftand and forgot to grab the lexicon. So I went back and had to clear the place out again, and when I came back, her body was gone..😳

  • @pierson412
    @pierson412 4 роки тому +1

    His commentary makes it so much better (love ur vids graenolf)

  • @wafflingmean4477
    @wafflingmean4477 7 років тому

    Hundreds of hours playing Skyrim, probably around about 1000, and still I see so many new things about the game in Skyrim videos. It's such a massive game.

  • @DeviousKitten27
    @DeviousKitten27 7 років тому +2

    Man your such a great story teller!
    I've watched a few of your videos in a row and each one has said things I never knew of Skyrim!

  • @Wog-yu9gp
    @Wog-yu9gp 7 років тому

    You are the best top ten/ top five UA-camr or for that matter the best UA-camr period, it's because of your narrations and all the descriptive details put into them. Hell, you should write books!

  • @carsonsteffens7142
    @carsonsteffens7142 7 років тому +22

    No barrels. I'm disappointed.

  • @QbajBe
    @QbajBe 7 років тому

    Your videos are so funny and most of the time you can feel the feels coming from it. In this video I could feel all sadness, drama and that kind of stuff and I bet that if I was there I would be like "Meeeeh stupid falmers.... oh lol he lays in a funny way" and your videos are so emotional... I love it :D

  • @alantipping170
    @alantipping170 7 років тому +3

    love the stories you made. great vid. very entertaining.

  • @mcrettable
    @mcrettable 7 років тому +2

    I wanna stay subbed.. his commentary just scares me

  • @galaxygaming2907
    @galaxygaming2907 7 років тому +14

    Your Videos are Awesome!

  • @TheSpaceCowVA
    @TheSpaceCowVA 7 років тому +1

    Frofnir Trolls boned.
    That slayed me!
    See what I did there?

  • @justanormalcat1839
    @justanormalcat1839 5 років тому +5

    Oh, I thought this was a Jojo’s reference, I’ll be off to the cloud district now...

    • @tbow13gbr22
      @tbow13gbr22 5 років тому

      Liar. Only Nazeem can go to the cloud district.

    • @eroticmanhole
      @eroticmanhole 4 роки тому

      Enemy stand!

  • @deterritorialisatised_slot
    @deterritorialisatised_slot 7 років тому +131

    Its an enemy stand

  • @AlyssaGrawey
    @AlyssaGrawey 7 років тому +2

    God that poetry, I actually love it.

  • @Shiki_Kit
    @Shiki_Kit 5 років тому +1

    I like how he narrates everything in his Skyrim vids

  • @Neakal
    @Neakal 7 років тому

    Trollsboned. Your capacity for truly poetic language never ceases to amaze me.

  • @azk12k11
    @azk12k11 7 років тому +2

    3:01 Must've been my mechanical imagination

  • @MLPDethDealr32
    @MLPDethDealr32 3 роки тому +1

    Fun Fact. If you use dead thrall on Jzhar, ,and then kill him soon after, you get kicked out of the College of Winterhold if your a member and get the Reparatations quest in order to join again. Turns out he's flagged as a member of the College.

  • @daniquothefbidude1945
    @daniquothefbidude1945 7 років тому +14

    I'm still laughing over the barrel video.

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  7 років тому +19

      I'll never make a video that good again.

    • @daniquothefbidude1945
      @daniquothefbidude1945 7 років тому +1

      I have an idea for one, if you so kindly would accept it sir. "Top 5 Tankards". Or "Top 5 Enchantments".

  • @MollyThaMasta
    @MollyThaMasta 7 років тому +5

    You know how they could have survived? BARRELS! What were they thinking?

  • @kakashifan1011
    @kakashifan1011 6 років тому

    You have an amazing way with words man!…it just draws me in!!

  • @kyerbrandon
    @kyerbrandon 6 років тому

    Whatever UA-cam pays you, it's not enough. Your videos are some of the best. and that voice OYFUM.

  • @pallasathena7904
    @pallasathena7904 7 років тому +2

    Graenol: the new dr. seuss.

  • @bebuwu4320
    @bebuwu4320 7 років тому +4

    I love your videos so much man

  • @g0ffm0thh
    @g0ffm0thh 7 років тому +3

    "Easy to deal with trolls"
    I'm only level 20 and I suck at killing trolls ;--; rip me
    Shoulda worked on my fighting skills more than my sneak

  • @RenewedAurora
    @RenewedAurora 7 років тому +1

    "Frofnir Trollboned"
    Looks like I got my next Skyrim character's name.

  • @redd691
    @redd691 7 років тому

    2:37
    That moment when you almost roll into a Centurion with your sneaking armor on and think "shitshitshitshit"

  • @endergaming2760
    @endergaming2760 7 років тому

    You are such a good story teller, you are so excited about doing UA-cam and its wonderful! I wish I could be your friend, but being a subscriber is good

  • @splishinsplash13
    @splishinsplash13 6 років тому

    Graenolf is an amazing story teller.

  • @meghanlyckman9920
    @meghanlyckman9920 7 років тому +80

    I love you Graenolf!😘

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  7 років тому +48

      Is that why you spend so much time with Brian? Kay..

    • @BiasedGrunt
      @BiasedGrunt 7 років тому +1

      Graenolf what about the stand-off between the falmer and dwemer at the end of the stones of barenziah quest? check it out

    • @Nettakrim
      @Nettakrim 7 років тому

      where did you get the paralis enchant weapon to disenchant

    • @8BitPinkiePie
      @8BitPinkiePie 7 років тому

      Mr Kitten that enchantment is rather rare to spawn, you can also buy a weapon with it though instead

    • @Nettakrim
      @Nettakrim 7 років тому

      ok just wondering if there was any set spawn points

  • @TheEmmaGames
    @TheEmmaGames 7 років тому

    Avanchnzel was a pretty sad one too...explorers in pursuit of great knowledge, then to be overwhelmed by Dwemer contraptions

  • @darkespeon64
    @darkespeon64 7 років тому

    Discovered number 5 for the first time just now then this pops into my suggested feed

  • @littleclover2289
    @littleclover2289 7 років тому

    ...next character will be named TrollThumper. That had me cracking up. Love your videos!!

  • @Bustelo_Bean
    @Bustelo_Bean 6 років тому

    I love your story telling skills

  • @proximacentauri2684
    @proximacentauri2684 7 років тому +3

    Ur intros are awesome btw

  • @MetalHeadSkully
    @MetalHeadSkully 6 років тому

    Dang he makes these sound so epic,when I n my first playthrough, I just ignored everything. It's nice to go back and experience these stories

  • @kaandogru5809
    @kaandogru5809 7 років тому

    I just realized these Dwemer Ruin expeditions would make for great horror movies/thrillers. The group getting killed off one by one by terrifying creatures while exploring an ancient ruin... doesnt sound too bad :o

  • @KingPigeon5988
    @KingPigeon5988 6 років тому

    Jesus you have the best commentary

  • @DarkKnightofThrones
    @DarkKnightofThrones 7 років тому

    You do great voice-over work, man!

  • @arnoldsliepins2931
    @arnoldsliepins2931 7 років тому +1

    "The bar maid, she was stabbed right there on the counter"
    curse my perverted mind...

  • @katiebrown3811
    @katiebrown3811 7 років тому

    4:05 Actual chuckle, not just slight exhalation of air from my nose. I have the sense of humour of a 14-year-old.

  • @Stratelier
    @Stratelier 7 років тому

    You seem to have missed a critical piece of info about Staubin's group: Staubin realized that if they could only activate Nchuand-Zel's defenses, then the Dwemer contraptions would fight off the Falmer for them ... he was overwhelmed and killed trying to reach the control room.

  • @orionlewisdekirkbride1458
    @orionlewisdekirkbride1458 7 років тому

    I swear he was going to say something about barrels at the end you disappoint me Mr Graenolf

  • @Blackstonelegion
    @Blackstonelegion 5 років тому

    When Frofnir first started his Career, he was Frofnir trollsbane, ended his career as Frofnir Trollsboned

  • @twindra
    @twindra 7 років тому +4

    *Number Five*
    Oh thank god! I wasn't dead, hey guys!
    *enters the bar room*
    Guys?

  • @Warden_Vtel
    @Warden_Vtel 7 років тому +4

    Do Top 5 of Skyrim!

  • @leeleeepic6856
    @leeleeepic6856 6 років тому

    Number 1, if you literally sprint as soon as you enter, you can actually save the bandits from the Falmer. Then do calm on them so they won't try to kill you

  • @geo-152
    @geo-152 7 років тому

    These intros are amazing!

  • @benglaser1345
    @benglaser1345 7 років тому +1

    Aren't all Nordic ruins like a last stand? The drauger (I don't think I spelled that correctly) are trapped in the ruins, or defend it, and fight with their backs against the stone walls

  • @RealGamer2052
    @RealGamer2052 5 років тому

    The 2nd last one I saw every body every time, but I never knew this. That was quite a twist

  • @Cheerybelle
    @Cheerybelle 7 років тому

    "Graenolf Trollsbane"
    Nice. 10/10

  • @sethgreen936
    @sethgreen936 7 років тому

    Trolls in Skyrim bring a new meaning of being trolled

  • @RedDuke42
    @RedDuke42 7 років тому

    Actually the last one, if you're fast enough, you can see the last bandits fighting off the falmers.

  • @kristiansmith7737
    @kristiansmith7737 7 років тому

    This is the first list, that Grandolf has done, that I have been to 4 out of the 5 locations.

  • @ungabunga8546
    @ungabunga8546 7 років тому +2

    thank you for these videos there just great

  • @rmt3589
    @rmt3589 5 років тому +1

    3:08 arrow bounces off, still kills automation.

  • @Dragodilian
    @Dragodilian 7 років тому +3

    Did you write the intro yourself? it's very good!! instant sub!

  • @jbzhummerh2gamer
    @jbzhummerh2gamer 7 років тому

    I actually only found Alethius in number 4. I didn't realize just how massive that place was.

  • @jamesdthorn790
    @jamesdthorn790 7 років тому

    Ooooh so he's a troll thumper... you didn't think that one through

  • @RaiderFitz
    @RaiderFitz 7 років тому

    Man that would blame the deaths of his men on you if only bandits could negotiate

  • @lolerpoplolernation7582
    @lolerpoplolernation7582 6 років тому

    I saw these orcs in a final stand. It all started when I showed up in daedra amour with 2 daedra lord companions looking for a book in the orcs tower.

  • @vengooo
    @vengooo 7 років тому

    Every single time I hear you talk I keep expecting to hear barrels out of nowhere

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  7 років тому

      And one day, when you're least expecting it..