Sex Positive Dad Meets Your Girlfriend
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Cassidy is brave going for that handshake, because he didn't wash his hands.
it'd be hilarious if Sex Positive Dad looked over her shoulder at his hand during the hug and made a grossed out face
my thoughts exactly
That was my first thought lol! Was surprised they didn't acknowledge it in the skit 🤣
Blood is thicker than water.
Thought of that immediately!
If SNL producers and writers had balls, they'd have sketches like this.
But they don't.
Ryan Long over SNL 100%. Hard pass on most anything and everything SNL, no matter how "controversial" the headlines say it was.... Except Dave Chappelle I made an exception for that. But they did him dirty with loads of stupid boring skits. His stand up was fire though
The only reason SNL still is, is because SNL was. I wish it would just die already, it’s like your old grandpa that used to say funny shit but now has dementia and rambles on about nonsense most of the time and you question whether or not it would be best to just put him down.
@@sleepshouter5017 Excellently said.
What are you talking about? All of their women have balls.
The Dad has every right. He’s been on the Joe Rogan podcast.
So true. What a legend!
Yeah it's kinda a inside joke between him and rogan so you wouldn't get it
yeah i mean he IS a close personal friend of Joe Rogan, I mean, Joseph as he calls him.
@@DekkarJr Mr Rogan I believe
@@brick6347 Master Rogan
"How many men have you been with?"
"That is none of your business!"
"Let me finish. How many men have you been with at one time?"
I lost it at that part.
would've been hilarious if she was like "... 3... we played leaky submarine where they had to plug all my holes >_< "
@@DekkarJr I'm glad that didn't happen, Ryan maxed out my grossometer in this.
Danny subtle checking it’s his baby 😂😂😂
That was the entire purpose of the trip. LOL
It's great to see discussion on the boyscast turn into a sketch
part of the process 🤙
@@youlig1 isn’t it where most Sketches come from
Honestly felt sad watching. Hope he finds tranquility
@@alphauno6614 his son is selfish for not letting him dad fuck his wife
What podcast number? As someone recovering from being interested in a “polyamorous” man it would be great catharsis.
I like how the dad right after playing with his "sausage" goes for an handshake , WITHOUT WASHING HIS HANDS FIRST! ...That's what we in the biz call a "power move"... Other, uncool sex negative people, may call it sexual harassment! XD
This comment was by far the PERFECT ending to this ...😂😂😂😂
What’s wrong? He’s keeping it in the family. And there’s nothing wrong with a man cleaning his pipes
i said out loud "nooo don't touch his hand!!"
Yeah that's a total Chad move. I do the same thing whenever I meet someone new to assert my dominance.
When Ryan was going on about “you look that child in the eyes and tell them ‘you are mine’” I just thought “he isn’t even really this guys dad. 😂😂😂
Lol i didnt put that together
Exactly what I was thinking.
This dude's dad is the body positivity Quagmire.
Giggity
Who else but Quagmire
This is actually soul crushing
Relatable?
Because all women are actually into what he's talking about now?
Too close to the cloth
You think that hand was warm during the handshake
You pray to God it was just that he naturally has "a sweaty handshake"
😱🤢🤮🤮🤣🤣🤣
He's left handed so its all good
That’s disgusting
quite the "sticky" situation
On a real note someone somewhere definitely has a father like this
You misspelled mother
Type F to pay respects to their kids for having to deal with this
Absolutely!
I imagine there are probably a lot of old hippie dads like this.
My mum is like this if it counts.
Let's be honest he was trying to scare them off quickly so he could get back to flogging the dolphin.
LOL
Underrated :D
"...however your feel empowered, however you feel liberated that's up to you, not him " 🤣🤣🤣
South African?
@@dannyarcher6370 Lol. Yeah.
@@idesel Kinda awesome seeing a South African darkey around these parts. Not something I'd have expected.
2:38 "it's mine, right?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣 I didn't catch that the 1st time. The thing is there is always that possibility that it isn't yours as a man.
This sex positive dad is an inspiration to all of us, how to leave your boring insurance career, and find your true self. Great job, sir.
*liability
Yes just like him you will only find Yourself, in your hand… you can do that without being a weirdo. 🤦♂️
He needs to hang out with Robin more
@Theodore Bradley Every day my man. Every day.
Sex positive dad meets Muslim dad. Please make it happen. 😂😂😂
Hahaha yes! Make a collab with Rudy😂
I love that the pregnant girlfriend did not get a wine glass. Such a wholesome sketch.
The bottle was for Danny.
" it is mine, right?! "
The door being open to the public, clever as always boys
You guys captured my father so perfectly.
He's currently in Thailand. I only know that because he shared photos of himself there with my wife on Facebook.
This is not a joke.
So your Dad is in Thailand with your wife????!!!! You are right. That is NOT a joke.
End him
Your dad sounds awesome. He probably gave burning man some burns. What a legend.
Your dad sound like a right cunt.
I hope you find a good therapist my guy
She tried so hard not to laugh. Hahahaha
I have to say this is a skit concept I would never have dreamt of but it was nevertheless executed perfectly
"it IS my child right?" holy shit it was great how you dropped that in there
If you tell a chick that your dad is polyamorous and she responds with "is that a problem", RUN!!!
Run indeed. She is too open.
No it’s your father he was every right to your wife
I automatically translated it to, "My dad is a sleaze."
Granted, she might not fully understand what it entails, but even so, run.
she's just innocent
My dad was polyamorous, he just didn't tell my mom
BIG OOF
My mom was. Everyone knew it. I do not know why my father did not leave her.
@@Anonymous-ld7je You are right.
Be polygamous, if someone is going to do it, take responsibility.
@@sonjak8265 He should have. F for your dad.
He was just cranking it and they shake hands without him washing his hands first. lol
God this is so funny. This is what SNL should be.
100%
My grandmother was like this. Will never forget bringing my first girlfriend over for a dinner and the first thing my grandma asks her was "is he making you orgasm in the bedroom?"
@Alex T Eh, some people are just very sigma about this. There is a family I am friends with, and they are overall very open about this stuff. So I decided to stoke some fires in a conversation about grandparents having "needs", reminding them that both their parents, AND grandparents had sex at LEAST once. Now THAT will make most people uncomfortable, at least in western households.
@@GeneralAblon people like you are hilarious. Always smug and condescending about how everyone else isn't as enlightened as you and enslaved to cultural norms. When in reality you're either a horny perv or have the maturity of a middle-schooler who loves to gross people out by talking about bodily functions.
It's not that the rest of us haven't reached your level yet. It's that we moved past it years ago.
@@GeneralAblon if i was dictator degenerates like you would be in forced labour camps..
Well.. Were you?
Jesus Christ. Grandma had no shame.
He is meeting dynamic people, discovering new entrepreneurial business opportunities as well as exploring creative outlets, and most importantly; getting in touch with himself. This is how I would re-phrase the sketch if we were going to polish the activities for a resume.
The massive chest tattoo is on point 😂
I want to see Ryan do a whole boyscast episode in this character.
Seconded
I'm amazed that they (especially Ryan) weren't breaking character cracking up laughing constantly
Ya its called editing and also a lame script
Ryan's got a great 'deadpan' as we see in his 'man-on-the-streets' segments. A very funny talent.
"We were late on purpose!"
- Great subtle line!
We need more sex-positive insurance options.
"When he hit you from behind, were you wearing a seat belt?"
when he T boned you, was it he over 50?
That's so pogressive.
This will be educational material in less then 5 years. Ryan always ahead of the curve.
Best part is Danny low key asking "it's mine right?" 🤣🤣
"regardless whether its yours or one of the men" 😂🤣😭
The mic cord hanging out of Ryan's pocket! LOL. Love these guys!
You guys are killing it always with these sketches
CALLED IT! Watching the BoysCast you just knew they had to make this one!
I love seeing this becoming a skit from the podcast. 😂
You guys are amazing!
This is insanely good acting!
I just like how you guys nail it so good. Dude
Why do I see this as Ryan's near future?!
Because he's a boy for the women. A boy for tomorrow. I mean if I can't see my sons new girlfriend naked and playing blackjack ( totally normal) then why am I even fighting this hard war called life.
Dude this is just his normal life with a wig
Bam Margera got a little grey but I'm glad he's still out there gettin it in
ok Howard
Bam is a loser
HA!
Dude this sketch was gold
Awesome Sketch! The hiding of the chuckle @4:00 makes it obvious how much fun you all had while making this.
The irony of this is that these kind of parents produce that kind of child. So this skit works on so many different levels.
"IT'S MY CHILD!..... It's mine, right?" hahahaha
“He’s a bigger man than me”
Guy in the corner with the shell necklace
watched the whole thing,
he was having the time of his life!
“Let me finish” is his favorite phrase 😅
From the moment they walked in they could not let him finish.
Can't breathe - hilarious
glad you almost fixed that echo for the last few shots
This was chaotic
she really did shake that hand LMAO
"Oh its open" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 already dead
Danny in the red flannel meeting parents is accurate af
The shades have really unlocked Ryan's potential
You two are the new Jake and Amir lmaooo
Lmfao, they always nail these!
😂 Never fails to deliver.
I like seeing all of them nearly laugh in half the shots. Trying to be offended but nearly bursting out loud.
Another classic
The guy in the corner wearing the shell necklace had the time of his life
Danny's acting is on point!
Omg you are hilarious! 🤣
Came here on recommendation from JP Spears from reacting to your female fitness influencer sketch. Subscribed! 🥰
Her reactions are excellent! Don’t know if she acts other than stuff like this but she nailed it!!.
It’s like watching Vince Vaughn in a role about 10-15 years from now 😂
This is why writing is so important! So good... HAHAHA!
Great skit
The ending is so relatable
I hit the like button before I even started watching😂
"We were late on purpose." 😂
Cleaning the pipes
His glasses being bent is the best part
Finally, some good Art.
I loved you on Joe Rogan!
"Burning man" funny how that recently burned up
1:27 anyone else think he was talking about the actual baby starting an only fans lmfao
A classic!
You gotta get up to edmonton while you're in Alberta! Do it for the boys!
I was bored and asked ChatGpt to analyze this script:
"The script depicts a conversation between Brad, his girlfriend, and Brad's polyamorous father. The father's polyamory is mentioned at the beginning of the script, and it is clear that this causes some tension for Brad's girlfriend. Throughout the conversation, the father makes several inappropriate and boundary-crossing comments regarding his own sexual experiences and his son's girlfriend's pregnancy.
The father's behavior is portrayed as controlling, and Brad's attempts to shut down the conversation are ignored by his father. The script portrays a dysfunctional family dynamic in which the father's polyamory is used as an excuse to disregard others' boundaries and make inappropriate comments."
guy in a shell necklace having the time of his life lmao
Ryan's so crazy that for a minute I thought he meant starting an only fans for the baby lol
Its never too soon to start one. Use an ultrasound for the profile picture.
I assume this was inspired after the podcast? Good stuff. Lol.
"Look at you..."
This is so disgusting AND funny.
Come on!!!! Brad never let’s him FINISH
"Bigger toys" killed me
Yesss ryan
We need a fund raiser for Danny who lost all his money in FTX. If $100,000 is reached which is $10 by 10000 people, the deal is Danny has to tell us how much he lost.
This is...perfect.
This is why I watch Boyscast. Boys boys boys boys boys boys
Best wig ever
Cleaning the pipes?🤣
was in the corner having the time of his life
It somehow makes it funnier that Ryan's wig doesn't cover the back of his head.