Sex Positive Dad Meets Your Girlfriend

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  • @C00kiesAplenty
    @C00kiesAplenty Рік тому +1563

    Cassidy is brave going for that handshake, because he didn't wash his hands.

    • @chrisc7265
      @chrisc7265 Рік тому +31

      it'd be hilarious if Sex Positive Dad looked over her shoulder at his hand during the hug and made a grossed out face

    • @ThinWhiteAxe
      @ThinWhiteAxe Рік тому +9

      my thoughts exactly

    • @WolfMountford
      @WolfMountford Рік тому +41

      That was my first thought lol! Was surprised they didn't acknowledge it in the skit 🤣

    • @danielj3010
      @danielj3010 Рік тому +6

      Blood is thicker than water.

    • @nickswildweather1308
      @nickswildweather1308 Рік тому +3

      Thought of that immediately!

  • @Sir0fficerNasty
    @Sir0fficerNasty Рік тому +1115

    If SNL producers and writers had balls, they'd have sketches like this.

    • @neurocidesakiwi
      @neurocidesakiwi Рік тому +27

      But they don't.

    • @dianebrooks1859
      @dianebrooks1859 Рік тому +39

      Ryan Long over SNL 100%. Hard pass on most anything and everything SNL, no matter how "controversial" the headlines say it was.... Except Dave Chappelle I made an exception for that. But they did him dirty with loads of stupid boring skits. His stand up was fire though

    • @sleepshouter5017
      @sleepshouter5017 Рік тому +31

      The only reason SNL still is, is because SNL was. I wish it would just die already, it’s like your old grandpa that used to say funny shit but now has dementia and rambles on about nonsense most of the time and you question whether or not it would be best to just put him down.

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr Рік тому +8

      @@sleepshouter5017 Excellently said.

    • @navtektv
      @navtektv Рік тому +17

      What are you talking about? All of their women have balls.

  • @heinrichollbers
    @heinrichollbers Рік тому +658

    The Dad has every right. He’s been on the Joe Rogan podcast.

    • @Michael-Archonaeus
      @Michael-Archonaeus Рік тому +5

      So true. What a legend!

    • @andypancini2130
      @andypancini2130 Рік тому +27

      Yeah it's kinda a inside joke between him and rogan so you wouldn't get it

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr Рік тому +8

      yeah i mean he IS a close personal friend of Joe Rogan, I mean, Joseph as he calls him.

    • @brick6347
      @brick6347 Рік тому +4

      ​@@DekkarJr Mr Rogan I believe

    • @heinrichollbers
      @heinrichollbers Рік тому +4

      @@brick6347 Master Rogan

  • @TheRealMasonYoung
    @TheRealMasonYoung Рік тому +295

    "How many men have you been with?"
    "That is none of your business!"
    "Let me finish. How many men have you been with at one time?"
    I lost it at that part.

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr Рік тому +10

      would've been hilarious if she was like "... 3... we played leaky submarine where they had to plug all my holes >_< "

    • @MrPicklesAndTea
      @MrPicklesAndTea Рік тому +7

      @@DekkarJr I'm glad that didn't happen, Ryan maxed out my grossometer in this.

  • @adamranger6447
    @adamranger6447 Рік тому +127

    Danny subtle checking it’s his baby 😂😂😂

    • @MrFallenone
      @MrFallenone Рік тому +4

      That was the entire purpose of the trip. LOL

  • @amitgabay3721
    @amitgabay3721 Рік тому +435

    It's great to see discussion on the boyscast turn into a sketch

    • @youlig1
      @youlig1 Рік тому +7

      part of the process 🤙

    • @Poppin_off_with_panos
      @Poppin_off_with_panos Рік тому +1

      @@youlig1 isn’t it where most Sketches come from

    • @alphauno6614
      @alphauno6614 Рік тому

      Honestly felt sad watching. Hope he finds tranquility

    • @Poppin_off_with_panos
      @Poppin_off_with_panos Рік тому

      @@alphauno6614 his son is selfish for not letting him dad fuck his wife

    • @boot2themoon
      @boot2themoon Рік тому

      What podcast number? As someone recovering from being interested in a “polyamorous” man it would be great catharsis.

  • @HAL_NOVEMILA
    @HAL_NOVEMILA Рік тому +329

    I like how the dad right after playing with his "sausage" goes for an handshake , WITHOUT WASHING HIS HANDS FIRST! ...That's what we in the biz call a "power move"... Other, uncool sex negative people, may call it sexual harassment! XD

    • @vixxxenfoxxx3660
      @vixxxenfoxxx3660 Рік тому +6

      This comment was by far the PERFECT ending to this ...😂😂😂😂

    • @SandorSoptei
      @SandorSoptei Рік тому +4

      What’s wrong? He’s keeping it in the family. And there’s nothing wrong with a man cleaning his pipes

    • @loger_2floofyboogaloo278
      @loger_2floofyboogaloo278 Рік тому +3

      i said out loud "nooo don't touch his hand!!"

    • @Boe_Jiden.1
      @Boe_Jiden.1 Рік тому +2

      Yeah that's a total Chad move. I do the same thing whenever I meet someone new to assert my dominance.

  • @sugoiharris1348
    @sugoiharris1348 Рік тому +217

    When Ryan was going on about “you look that child in the eyes and tell them ‘you are mine’” I just thought “he isn’t even really this guys dad. 😂😂😂

  • @kingofcherries4357
    @kingofcherries4357 Рік тому +105

    This dude's dad is the body positivity Quagmire.

  • @milo8425
    @milo8425 Рік тому +110

    This is actually soul crushing

  • @binibnladin
    @binibnladin Рік тому +68

    You think that hand was warm during the handshake

    • @matthewhall7976
      @matthewhall7976 Рік тому +6

      You pray to God it was just that he naturally has "a sweaty handshake"
      😱🤢🤮🤮🤣🤣🤣

    • @TC-rc1zf
      @TC-rc1zf Рік тому

      He's left handed so its all good

    • @sharkinator7819
      @sharkinator7819 6 місяців тому

      That’s disgusting

    • @eibbor171
      @eibbor171 4 місяці тому +1

      quite the "sticky" situation

  • @wafflecone_wombatdrone
    @wafflecone_wombatdrone Рік тому +72

    On a real note someone somewhere definitely has a father like this

  • @getinthespace7715
    @getinthespace7715 Рік тому +78

    Let's be honest he was trying to scare them off quickly so he could get back to flogging the dolphin.

  • @idesel
    @idesel Рік тому +25

    "...however your feel empowered, however you feel liberated that's up to you, not him " 🤣🤣🤣

    • @dannyarcher6370
      @dannyarcher6370 Рік тому +1

      South African?

    • @idesel
      @idesel Рік тому

      @@dannyarcher6370 Lol. Yeah.

    • @dannyarcher6370
      @dannyarcher6370 Рік тому

      @@idesel Kinda awesome seeing a South African darkey around these parts. Not something I'd have expected.

  • @bakarandguladze
    @bakarandguladze Рік тому +15

    2:38 "it's mine, right?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @idesel
      @idesel Рік тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣 I didn't catch that the 1st time. The thing is there is always that possibility that it isn't yours as a man.

  • @VB-ui1sg
    @VB-ui1sg Рік тому +225

    This sex positive dad is an inspiration to all of us, how to leave your boring insurance career, and find your true self. Great job, sir.

    • @ClydeH777
      @ClydeH777 Рік тому +4

      *liability

    • @MakerBees333
      @MakerBees333 Рік тому +1

      Yes just like him you will only find Yourself, in your hand… you can do that without being a weirdo. 🤦‍♂️

    • @andypancini2130
      @andypancini2130 Рік тому +1

      He needs to hang out with Robin more

    • @andrewbillington5422
      @andrewbillington5422 Рік тому

      ​@Theodore Bradley Every day my man. Every day.

  • @houseofhas9355
    @houseofhas9355 Рік тому +14

    Sex positive dad meets Muslim dad. Please make it happen. 😂😂😂

  • @chrisc7265
    @chrisc7265 Рік тому +89

    I love that the pregnant girlfriend did not get a wine glass. Such a wholesome sketch.

    • @spacegirl226
      @spacegirl226 Рік тому +2

      The bottle was for Danny.

    • @MR-nl8xr
      @MR-nl8xr Рік тому +6

      " it is mine, right?! "

  • @styxrakash4639
    @styxrakash4639 Рік тому +43

    The door being open to the public, clever as always boys

  • @Johnny_Cash_Flow
    @Johnny_Cash_Flow Рік тому +155

    You guys captured my father so perfectly.
    He's currently in Thailand. I only know that because he shared photos of himself there with my wife on Facebook.
    This is not a joke.

    • @aruglaempire2518
      @aruglaempire2518 Рік тому +52

      So your Dad is in Thailand with your wife????!!!! You are right. That is NOT a joke.

    • @SpencerJNiemann
      @SpencerJNiemann Рік тому

      End him

    • @houseofhas9355
      @houseofhas9355 Рік тому +8

      Your dad sounds awesome. He probably gave burning man some burns. What a legend.

    • @olihallam9667
      @olihallam9667 Рік тому

      Your dad sound like a right cunt.

    • @crazycjk
      @crazycjk Рік тому +52

      I hope you find a good therapist my guy

  • @faustomadebr
    @faustomadebr Рік тому +12

    She tried so hard not to laugh. Hahahaha

  • @ThinWhiteAxe
    @ThinWhiteAxe Рік тому +37

    I have to say this is a skit concept I would never have dreamt of but it was nevertheless executed perfectly

  • @nickanand8087
    @nickanand8087 Рік тому +8

    "it IS my child right?" holy shit it was great how you dropped that in there

  • @mikehunt1924
    @mikehunt1924 Рік тому +313

    If you tell a chick that your dad is polyamorous and she responds with "is that a problem", RUN!!!

  • @Nunya_Bidness_53
    @Nunya_Bidness_53 Рік тому +55

    My dad was polyamorous, he just didn't tell my mom

    • @wackpendejo3000
      @wackpendejo3000 Рік тому +2

      BIG OOF

    • @sonjak8265
      @sonjak8265 Рік тому +13

      My mom was. Everyone knew it. I do not know why my father did not leave her.

    • @sonjak8265
      @sonjak8265 Рік тому +6

      @@Anonymous-ld7je You are right.

    • @0miy0
      @0miy0 Рік тому +1

      Be polygamous, if someone is going to do it, take responsibility.

    • @fatuusdottore
      @fatuusdottore Рік тому +1

      ​@@sonjak8265 He should have. F for your dad.

  • @blagdaross5953
    @blagdaross5953 Рік тому +10

    He was just cranking it and they shake hands without him washing his hands first. lol

  • @thelonioushuman5584
    @thelonioushuman5584 Рік тому +12

    God this is so funny. This is what SNL should be.

  • @daedalus2253
    @daedalus2253 Рік тому +164

    My grandmother was like this. Will never forget bringing my first girlfriend over for a dinner and the first thing my grandma asks her was "is he making you orgasm in the bedroom?"

    • @GeneralAblon
      @GeneralAblon Рік тому +29

      @Alex T Eh, some people are just very sigma about this. There is a family I am friends with, and they are overall very open about this stuff. So I decided to stoke some fires in a conversation about grandparents having "needs", reminding them that both their parents, AND grandparents had sex at LEAST once. Now THAT will make most people uncomfortable, at least in western households.

    • @-Monad-
      @-Monad- Рік тому

      @@GeneralAblon people like you are hilarious. Always smug and condescending about how everyone else isn't as enlightened as you and enslaved to cultural norms. When in reality you're either a horny perv or have the maturity of a middle-schooler who loves to gross people out by talking about bodily functions.
      It's not that the rest of us haven't reached your level yet. It's that we moved past it years ago.

    • @ohno7582
      @ohno7582 Рік тому

      ​@@GeneralAblon if i was dictator degenerates like you would be in forced labour camps..

    • @galisleo8737
      @galisleo8737 Рік тому +23

      Well.. Were you?

    • @SamBrockmann
      @SamBrockmann Рік тому +14

      Jesus Christ. Grandma had no shame.

  • @russellsacks3854
    @russellsacks3854 Рік тому +23

    He is meeting dynamic people, discovering new entrepreneurial business opportunities as well as exploring creative outlets, and most importantly; getting in touch with himself. This is how I would re-phrase the sketch if we were going to polish the activities for a resume.

  • @maximeanselot3007
    @maximeanselot3007 Рік тому +21

    The massive chest tattoo is on point 😂

  • @kevinclause4p55p5
    @kevinclause4p55p5 Рік тому +22

    I want to see Ryan do a whole boyscast episode in this character.

  • @yodawgzgaming4416
    @yodawgzgaming4416 Рік тому +11

    I'm amazed that they (especially Ryan) weren't breaking character cracking up laughing constantly

    • @mybigyear
      @mybigyear Рік тому

      Ya its called editing and also a lame script

    • @WinkLinkletter
      @WinkLinkletter 14 днів тому

      Ryan's got a great 'deadpan' as we see in his 'man-on-the-streets' segments. A very funny talent.

  • @ezekielbrockmann114
    @ezekielbrockmann114 Рік тому +3

    "We were late on purpose!"
    - Great subtle line!

  • @BryceByerley
    @BryceByerley Рік тому +76

    We need more sex-positive insurance options.

    • @thestorytelleruk
      @thestorytelleruk Рік тому +4

      "When he hit you from behind, were you wearing a seat belt?"

    • @johnhancock8042
      @johnhancock8042 Рік тому +1

      when he T boned you, was it he over 50?

  • @irakashitakash8141
    @irakashitakash8141 Рік тому +8

    That's so pogressive.

  • @dragonrider9051
    @dragonrider9051 Рік тому +14

    This will be educational material in less then 5 years. Ryan always ahead of the curve.

  • @channindusilva1555
    @channindusilva1555 Рік тому +2

    Best part is Danny low key asking "it's mine right?" 🤣🤣

  • @socketofdavis
    @socketofdavis Рік тому +1

    "regardless whether its yours or one of the men" 😂🤣😭

  • @mattsmule
    @mattsmule Рік тому

    The mic cord hanging out of Ryan's pocket! LOL. Love these guys!

  • @HipHopAn0n
    @HipHopAn0n Рік тому

    You guys are killing it always with these sketches

  • @danielsilva9502
    @danielsilva9502 Рік тому

    CALLED IT! Watching the BoysCast you just knew they had to make this one!

  • @Jate7
    @Jate7 Рік тому +1

    I love seeing this becoming a skit from the podcast. 😂

  • @TheDragon160
    @TheDragon160 Рік тому +1

    You guys are amazing!

  • @Michael-Archonaeus
    @Michael-Archonaeus Рік тому +2

    This is insanely good acting!

  • @go_better
    @go_better Рік тому

    I just like how you guys nail it so good. Dude

  • @danielj3010
    @danielj3010 Рік тому +15

    Why do I see this as Ryan's near future?!

    • @chriskaufman5214
      @chriskaufman5214 Рік тому +4

      Because he's a boy for the women. A boy for tomorrow. I mean if I can't see my sons new girlfriend naked and playing blackjack ( totally normal) then why am I even fighting this hard war called life.

    • @brendancoulter5761
      @brendancoulter5761 Рік тому

      Dude this is just his normal life with a wig

  • @howardhamlin5091
    @howardhamlin5091 Рік тому +9

    Bam Margera got a little grey but I'm glad he's still out there gettin it in

  • @luibond9418
    @luibond9418 Рік тому

    Dude this sketch was gold

  • @newbietubie
    @newbietubie Рік тому

    Awesome Sketch! The hiding of the chuckle @4:00 makes it obvious how much fun you all had while making this.

  • @siresorb1419
    @siresorb1419 Рік тому +2

    The irony of this is that these kind of parents produce that kind of child. So this skit works on so many different levels.

  • @MrBlakeleyden
    @MrBlakeleyden Рік тому +1

    "IT'S MY CHILD!..... It's mine, right?" hahahaha

  • @briceanderson9127
    @briceanderson9127 Рік тому +2

    “He’s a bigger man than me”

  • @radfoo72
    @radfoo72 Рік тому +1

    Guy in the corner with the shell necklace
    watched the whole thing,
    he was having the time of his life!

  • @PragmaticEmpath
    @PragmaticEmpath Рік тому +1

    “Let me finish” is his favorite phrase 😅

  • @Dcook85
    @Dcook85 Рік тому +1

    From the moment they walked in they could not let him finish.

  • @chrisgallagher85
    @chrisgallagher85 Рік тому

    Can't breathe - hilarious

  • @lukezeiolf6977
    @lukezeiolf6977 Рік тому

    glad you almost fixed that echo for the last few shots

  • @LoveDayandAge
    @LoveDayandAge Рік тому

    This was chaotic

  • @shiny_swan
    @shiny_swan Рік тому +1

    she really did shake that hand LMAO

  • @heyy1829
    @heyy1829 Рік тому

    "Oh its open" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 already dead

  • @wydellbirchwood9146
    @wydellbirchwood9146 Рік тому +1

    Danny in the red flannel meeting parents is accurate af

  • @skeebontrience1799
    @skeebontrience1799 Рік тому +1

    The shades have really unlocked Ryan's potential

  • @dflowhoops
    @dflowhoops Рік тому

    You two are the new Jake and Amir lmaooo

  • @Goodhello369
    @Goodhello369 Рік тому

    Lmfao, they always nail these!

  • @grahamtaylor6883
    @grahamtaylor6883 Рік тому

    😂 Never fails to deliver.

  • @Gretchaninov
    @Gretchaninov Рік тому

    I like seeing all of them nearly laugh in half the shots. Trying to be offended but nearly bursting out loud.

  • @BatmanBoss
    @BatmanBoss Рік тому +1

    Another classic

  • @fraktalfabrik
    @fraktalfabrik Рік тому +1

    The guy in the corner wearing the shell necklace had the time of his life

  • @joshuaforester
    @joshuaforester Рік тому

    Danny's acting is on point!

  • @cd9400
    @cd9400 Рік тому

    Omg you are hilarious! 🤣
    Came here on recommendation from JP Spears from reacting to your female fitness influencer sketch. Subscribed! 🥰

  • @DeWayneWilliams-um8ke
    @DeWayneWilliams-um8ke Рік тому

    Her reactions are excellent! Don’t know if she acts other than stuff like this but she nailed it!!.

  • @ddc2957
    @ddc2957 Рік тому +3

    It’s like watching Vince Vaughn in a role about 10-15 years from now 😂

  • @Blackfilmguild
    @Blackfilmguild Рік тому

    This is why writing is so important! So good... HAHAHA!

  • @unbantwin3900
    @unbantwin3900 Рік тому

    Great skit

  • @DiabeticDawg
    @DiabeticDawg Рік тому

    The ending is so relatable

  • @SarahFatemiComedy
    @SarahFatemiComedy Рік тому

    I hit the like button before I even started watching😂

  • @jamescombs2118
    @jamescombs2118 Рік тому

    "We were late on purpose." 😂

  • @Simply_chase
    @Simply_chase Рік тому

    Cleaning the pipes

  • @kelkeep1467
    @kelkeep1467 Рік тому

    His glasses being bent is the best part

  • @isaacvanderbilt4505
    @isaacvanderbilt4505 Рік тому

    Finally, some good Art.

  • @Scott-tw2jn
    @Scott-tw2jn Рік тому +12

    I loved you on Joe Rogan!

  • @andry4313
    @andry4313 10 місяців тому

    "Burning man" funny how that recently burned up

  • @slimmyshank69
    @slimmyshank69 Рік тому +2

    1:27 anyone else think he was talking about the actual baby starting an only fans lmfao

  • @SidLaw500
    @SidLaw500 Рік тому

    A classic!

  • @calebmcmurdo9462
    @calebmcmurdo9462 Рік тому

    You gotta get up to edmonton while you're in Alberta! Do it for the boys!

  • @wildrice8199
    @wildrice8199 Рік тому +4

    I was bored and asked ChatGpt to analyze this script:
    "The script depicts a conversation between Brad, his girlfriend, and Brad's polyamorous father. The father's polyamory is mentioned at the beginning of the script, and it is clear that this causes some tension for Brad's girlfriend. Throughout the conversation, the father makes several inappropriate and boundary-crossing comments regarding his own sexual experiences and his son's girlfriend's pregnancy.
    The father's behavior is portrayed as controlling, and Brad's attempts to shut down the conversation are ignored by his father. The script portrays a dysfunctional family dynamic in which the father's polyamory is used as an excuse to disregard others' boundaries and make inappropriate comments."

  • @haits7627
    @haits7627 Рік тому

    guy in a shell necklace having the time of his life lmao

  • @MansterBear
    @MansterBear Рік тому +9

    Ryan's so crazy that for a minute I thought he meant starting an only fans for the baby lol

    • @MrFallenone
      @MrFallenone Рік тому +2

      Its never too soon to start one. Use an ultrasound for the profile picture.

  • @e.starling141
    @e.starling141 Рік тому

    I assume this was inspired after the podcast? Good stuff. Lol.

  • @laurocoman
    @laurocoman Рік тому +1

    "Look at you..."
    This is so disgusting AND funny.

  • @m_kool
    @m_kool Рік тому +2

    Come on!!!! Brad never let’s him FINISH

  • @somedude8791
    @somedude8791 Рік тому

    "Bigger toys" killed me

  • @dflowhoops
    @dflowhoops Рік тому

    Yesss ryan

  • @4dbullshitpatroll6
    @4dbullshitpatroll6 Рік тому +5

    We need a fund raiser for Danny who lost all his money in FTX. If $100,000 is reached which is $10 by 10000 people, the deal is Danny has to tell us how much he lost.

  • @sjent
    @sjent Рік тому

    This is...perfect.

  • @jasonforrestjay7143
    @jasonforrestjay7143 Рік тому

    This is why I watch Boyscast. Boys boys boys boys boys boys

  • @chonga6442
    @chonga6442 Рік тому

    Best wig ever

  • @devinrobinsonx4442
    @devinrobinsonx4442 Рік тому

    Cleaning the pipes?🤣

  • @edwardhighmann6421
    @edwardhighmann6421 Рік тому

    was in the corner having the time of his life

  • @jaredj2842
    @jaredj2842 Рік тому

    It somehow makes it funnier that Ryan's wig doesn't cover the back of his head.