Infiltrating Global Elites in DC Goes Wrong
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Need to edit your copypasta here and the last image you posted with dates is old - someone who didn't get to see you a few weeks ago
When you coming to Indianapolis Ryan? I promise we have comedy clubs in city of corn 🤣
Shyt I could tell you... Old Ebbits Grill did 18 million in sales in 2019 before the pandemic. But Besides that check out "The Alibi club" a townhouse that is elite membership limited to 70 and is Skull and Bones, next to Worldbank. If you are still in DC i could give you an "Interesting" tour
you rarely make me laugh, can't lie... this tho, rofllmaowroitwroitur
I don't wanna see Ryan Long live, but I tell you what, I'm down to go watch John Elite!
I love how the Secret Service were the ones to give Ryan his best tip
They really don't like their employers.
Most cops and army are fed up with politicians putting their society at risk.
It's a service that reveals secrets.
Haha
They were idiots to do that.
I like how this started as a total joke, but then Ryan actually found some real leads and things got a little more awkward than usual.
Yup. 100
Ryan about to be even more based
yeah Washington DC was always weird like this. I remember visiting all the time.
Ryan's gotta becareful before he becomes Ryan Longpig.
That's because The "Elite" are the ones running Biden
I think she was absolutely qualified to handle that conversation, she was just too busy running a high risk CIA intelligence operation on behalf of the elites
Nah, that's the way corporate works. She's not qualified to answer anything, and even the manager isn't qualified to handle much.
Notice he made a comment about needing corporate approval too. They train people to have no critical thinking skills, and no conflict resolution.
@@ggggloveking9419 I was clearly joking you jackanape
She probably had a stun gun behind the counter
@@ggggloveking9419 that's what they want you to think
@@ggggloveking9419 is this satire. I do hope so. If not then you're a lost cause.
This had more journalistic integrity then anything the corporate media produces. Great video
Seriously underrated.
C'mon Ryan, just follow the kids going into shady side doors with no parents - BOOM, Global Elites
See that would be the smart thing to do, but Ryan is a certified Canadian trudeauite spy running amok in nyc
You can't do that. Far more children are bred like puppies in puppy mills and never even officially exist on record. It's a great way to keep getting to reap the benefits and advantages of children with specific bloodlines again and again. That or they will be transported from impoverished areas via the docks in port cities. Not sure how they transport them over land, but a lot of the theories in D.C. have involved tunnels.
The children with the tattoo of "Big guy" on their butts is spoken for.
Uncle Joe probably gets his stuffed in with a shipment container of L'Oréal Kids (tm) shampoos and conditioners.
@@bright-flame
There are tunnel and cave systems all over the place underneath the U.S.; many of the entrances are in National Parks.
The Finger lakes, the ones tattooed on Hunter Biden’s back, have submarine docks. There was a submarine dock on Epstein Island. Ghislaine Maxwell had a submarine license.
Ryan is not depressed and has no suicidal thoughts or whatsoever
*Correction* that was the case before he went looking for the elites
@@valentine8161 he was so depressed at not finding any elites that he decided to tragically commit sudoku via 3 shotgun blasts to the back while tied up in a bag.
@@larion2336 That's how my neighbour did it back in the 50s. It's mad how the westerners are now learning from Eastern Europe.
this is true
Ryan long did not kill himself
I love how the restaurant workers are too polite to just tell Ryan to leave. Like some guy wants to come in to film and harass guests and the workers can't just tell him no lmao.
They're hoping that their passive resistance will trigger shame in Ryan's soul. Little do they know...
It was smart for them to be cautious. These days you don't know who anybody is. They could have made him leave and then later found out her was someone that could have them cancelled.
She totally was like, “Ummm, there are no elites here right now but if you come back later.”
he really just amputated that part of his brain that registers shame and awkwardness.. how wonderful and hilarious life must be.
He must be so desensitized, or rather energized, by it. Because when I watch it, I get secondary shame reactions and I have to push through to keep watching him. Absolute legend.
Huh, mine must be similarly amputated. I had no such shame reaction and just found it all really hilarious.
Its called cocaine
@@chrisbarrett8377 no its Adderall/Vyvanse and xanax. Coke doesn't last long enough.
You can start this journey by placing a bottle of bubbles in your cupholder, and blowing bubbles out of the window/sunroof when stuck in traffic. The reactions are amazing. Especially if you're a 50+ year old man with a shaved head, handlebar moustache and long goatee. Not the person people would expect to be doing such a thing.
One does not simply infiltrate the Washington D.C. elite, one first needs a rock-solid alias:
"Hi, my name's uh... John Elite, I uh..." 🤣🤣🤣
The name's Elite, John Elite.
😂😂😂😂😂
That poor hostess. She handled Ryan very well. hahaha
She was an NPC devoid of personality. Her social skills were so underdeveloped that she was completely unable to detect obvious jokes.
You're a weirdo.
Can’t let Ryan catch lobbyists having “unofficial” dinner talks with congressmen or their staffers. People will get the wrong idea about how politics works
No way that sounds like a conspiracy theory! Who in their right mind doesn't trust a politician?
They fly private jets to remote places for those dinners
right*
I love how open the secret service guy was about the elite hang out area lol
Homey no doubt got a talking down from the boss when this video posted XD
Not a big secret they go there
Or maybe he wanted to get rid of him.
Maybe that hang out area is a decoy...
@@patbateman2088
Maybe the Decoy area is a decoy.
_DOUBLE HEAD FAKE!_
Ryan kicking off his FBI file with a banger.
Oh no we've had tabs on him since wayyyy earlier.
Everyone has a file at the FBI and IRS.
Hahaha ....yep..... probably more than just an FBI file
@@SmokedTomahawkSteak Do they know about my Basset Hound puppy porn stash?
Ryan got reverse Karen’d. “I’m going to get a manager to come speak to you”
the secret service guy seemed pretty chill about it, willing to help
This video will be played at Davos next year, Klaus and Gates will be shaken to their core knowing Ryan is this close..
Maybe Ryan’s plan is to make them laugh so hard they finally die.
Genius!!
Haha
ryan would be curbsto mped by the mercenaries
Those guys are just front men. The real ones have names we will never learn. 😉
@@youthofyesterdayrecords 💯🎯
I like Ryan but my greatest fear is meeting him on the street when hes doing one of these videos. It's too much raw energy that I cannot handle.
And even bigger fear for me is if I do run into him and he's not doing one of his jokes but I assume he is. He could just say hey how's your day man and I bust out laughing
You just have to come up with the dirtiest nastiest shit possible and you’re good to go.
raw energy of sexual nature?
rlx, hes not real John Elite
@@Sammich4839 is ryan gay or whatever? You know the thing. Wink wink.
I love that both the guy on the street and the secret service told you to go to the same place to find the global elites
The most accurate answer to "Where do the global elites hang out?" would be, "Well, typically they have different locations but most of them have regular visits to Davos. They used to spend a LOT of time in Little Saint James, in the US Virgin Islands, but they've stopped going there since, oh, around 2019."
The Old Ebbit Grill is a diversion Ryan. You need to find the pizza parlor that has tunnels connected to the White House
But I thought Hillary Clinton said there are no pedo pizza places and even though Bill spent a lot of time on pedo island with Epstein he did nothing wrong, so if Hillary says that's fake you know she is super trustworthy and would never lie to the American public about any, especially not Benghazi or her Husbands rape allegations. So you must be mistaken sir.
They probably changed that up a bit.
UA-cam is shadow banning comments on this thread so it must be true 😆🧐
Yeah italian was getting old anyways, you gotta check indian restaurants now. The smell covers up way more.
Comet pizza
Now that's what real investigative journalism looks like. Spectacular work Ryan, I hope you'll find those elites soon, they can't hide forever
@@alexa---------7684 Wow! You totally seem like a human and not at all a spam bot!
@@christiangadfly24 i know right? No bot would ever share a link to a website and completely ignore the topic at hand!
@@PlutoisaPlanet In the wrong language 🤣🤣🤣
They actually can since they live forever.
Wow, whe did VICE News start doing actual journalism again?
This is the hard hitting journalism I expected from VICE, good job Ryan
"I'm not qualified to handle this conversation" is a compromised statement for sure. No sane person could possibly say that.
What if I dropped a hundo? Then would you rat out your billion-trillionaire friends?
Hey man, he’s not the one getting paid trillion billions.
Okay it's one thing to troll randos on the street. Ryan is going next level getting the manager of a high-end restaurant to talk to him about the global elite
😂😂
I love the secret service guy, telling you where you can find congressmen 😂
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 hilarious man lol! The fact you have a tank top and ripped jeans going into that restaurant looking for elites had me dying lol
The restaurant manager was definitely working for them. That greazy haircut is a dead give away. Keep fighting the good fight.
guy had cocaine eyes
Dude had monkey pox
The earpiece seemed odd for a restaurant manager to me.
I could have sworn he was Scott MacArthur
I mean, yes, literally, of course he was working for them, he's the restaurant manager. He's going to work for any customer as long as they order anything.
"My name is John Elite", the perfect name for the perfect global leader
Perfect Surname, always hiding in plain sight!
That was a definite yes from the lady on the phone.... The pause before she said no said it all. They definitely got to her.
Keep searching Ryan, they can't hide forever.🤣😂
One of the best political conspiracy theory documentaries I've seen in a long time. Looking forward to the sequel. Those global elites are pretty elusive...
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The best part is that they DID ACKNOWLEDGE the existence of the GLOBAL ELITES and one of their hangout spots. Excellent work Ryan!
Lol Ryan’s ability to keep a straight face while being absolutely ridiculous is underrated. Bro might want to look into acting lol
Or politics.
hey if you’re ever out here in California, please investigate these coastal elites
The amount of time Ryan says “elites” with a straight face is hilarious 😂😂😂
THEY'RE TURNING THE FELLAS GAY!
So no one in DC has any sense of humor. That explains a lot
No, they`re just terrified of the elites coming for them, you would be too.
Except Secret Service lol
Have you ever said the N word? Hard R is my preference. Soft A just doesn't sound normal. God bless. :)
That poor restaurant staff, but it was way too funny 😂😂😂
People say Ryan has a very quick mind, but really he's just authentic.
All the staff at the global elite grill were too professional ... almost like they've had experience throwing the press off the scent before ...
They tend to hang out at Davos, and the WEF.
Don't forget Bilderberg
Davos and wef are the lower rungs of elitist society, the knights of malta, club of rome, councel of 9 are and more secretive organizations are where the players play
Oy vey
Previously, Epstein's island.
It's hilarious how serious people take Ryan sometimes
The global elites can run but they can’t hide. Keep up the good work Ryan.
That hotel manager is definitely one of their henchmen, you can definitely tell from that earpiece as he's fed his instructions to block your brave efforts.
2022 Bilderberg meeting was held in a DC hotel. They had armed security and a temporary fence around it. Hotel management said the Hong Kong government rented it out. Yet when people started filming, all we saw were non-Asian people coming and going. Management might not know all of the details, but are willing to lie for a paycheck.
I’m actually very impressed at the professionalism of the hostess at the baby killing restaurant.
Was that a planned parenthood?
Lmao
it's literally just a southern bar and grill type place lol
"I'm not qualified to handle this conversation" has got to be one of the best lines I've ever heard.
You could tell that manager was thinking, "How do I navigate this conversation without getting fired?!?!?!" 🥵
this is a higher standard of journalism than I'm used to seeing. Thank you Ryan for finally shining a light on the massive problem the Global Eli
Oh God they got him before he could finish the post. Whatever you do don’t say Global Eli
@@johnsmif XDD
@@johnsmif What are you saying? There's no way they'll get you for saying Global Eli@35w26
Thank you Ryan for putting your life in danger for this hard hitting investigative journalism ! You're truly a Canadian American hero !
@@alexa---------7684 I am over 18
@@alexa---------7684 must be depressing to be a bot, and to sellout your body
I'd like how a secret service guy is like yeah they're over at that hotel all the time.
This is also, unironically, how a lot of actual documentaries are made.
It's quite amusing.
It's a coincidence has to be my most favorite excuse of all time. You can just say it with no requirement for evidence and can ignore any possibility that it isn't.
Cowardly morons love this take
And he says it so assuredly too. Everything the people in power are coordinating to do to bring in global communism is just coincidence. All the leaders of the world working together to lockdown society and force useless muzzles in the plandemic, and forcing people to get a harmful experimental sh0t, all coincidental.
It could be a coincedence. You mix with people like you and it happens everywhere. If you are an olympian your probably going to have sex with other olympians. If you play for a sports team you will have friends in other teams. If you work for one of the biggest companies in America, you'll probably be friends with people in other companies of similar levels. Them all working together and helping each other can absolutely not be a coordinated effort and still have the same result.
PS. I don't know what the truth is, but the criticism you had of saying 'it's just a coincedence' ironically is exactly what you did to this idea. You just dismiss it and ignore any possibility that it's true.
@@timbradshaw5481 That makes sense actually because I have a gay friend and he does know and even have sex with other gay men
@@timbradshaw5481 what that guy said was fucking retarded tho
@0:35 definitely a fed 🕶
The restaurant was actually really kind for someone who said outright they were planning to harass someone
Dang! So close! Keep pushing brotha! ✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿🤣
The anti Karen calls the manager on the customer
Ryan Long is discovering the biggest cover up since water gate
Watergate was pedogate
The fact that she needed more information when you asked for the global elite table means there were at least 2 tables with global elites
You are so nuts! Thank you! 😂😂😂
Bro Ryan, how tf do you keep a straight face through all of this? 😅
Special skill.
Ask politicians. Some of them will tell you with a straight face that men can get pregnant.
I actually thought the manager handled that well. Stayed friendly and nonconfrontational
Sounds like something a global elite would say
He was obviously an elite or compromised or perhaps both I fear
All while he’s in that tank top hahahaha I love it
I mean, they're suppose to be proffesionals at managing.
Looked coked up
Anyone else find it mildly amusing how that cop just straight up pointed out a common hangout spot for congressman to some weird random guy
Next level journalism Ryan! Global elites are a slippery bunch, but you made some serious headway tracking them down.
Now I actually want to see Ryan talk to congressmen, multinational businessmen, and the like.
1:25 lol when the guy said "Old Ebbit's Grill" I thought for sure it was just an anagram of "Global Elites." Almost.
Hooooly moly this one had me dying lmao
0:32 "Hawaii", my ass. They're so confident they'll get away with it that they just make up ridiculous names of places to mess with you.
Ryan’s tone and quick question after question changing question tactics is hilarious to watch
Dude you're just too much. I wish I was like you 😂😂
Who knew there were so many amazing CSGO players in one city?
Next he should look for legendary eagles
I was scrolling the comments just to find someone who also saw the csgo reference XDD.
@@SjlaydGaming I gotchu
They dont want to meet silvers, so toxic
Thank you Ryan, we need more journalists with your courage! God bless you and all your work! 🙏🙏
Dude!! This is great man
Should have looked in the restroom...that's where they do elite coke.
My favourite thing about this video is how you either believe he's taking the piss out of conspiracy theorists, or he's taking the piss out of the blue-pilled depending on what you believe.
Reading through the comments revealed this to me because I had a different reaction than you guys.
The joke is that his premose SOUNDS ridiculous but is also simultaneously provably correct, at least to some extent.
Humans find things funny when they mix the real with the absurd and unexpected.
He's also making fun of modern journalism
Yeah, this is elite comedy.
Now that’s comedy
The vice style narration is the best. More like this, please!
I lost it at the phone call 😂
Damnn, you where so close to getting the global elite on camera. Keep digging👍
Yeah, next stop -Loch Ness monster!
"My friends are all Global Elites"
God, that threw my back to my CS:GO times real fast.
Came pretty close to finding the global elites today.
Hi. I just subscribed. This is too funny. I live and work in DC, it's funny to see these places. You're really bold! I'd be too scared of getting arrested!😅 The staff members were really cool with you.😂
Keep up the great work you are doing!😅👋🏽👨🏾⚕️
You're getting close to them Ryan, don't stop now. We need this kind of hard-hitting journalism.
Ryan is DEFINITELY compromised!
His elite condom's been compromised
I love how secret service was not so secret, "Old Ebbits Grill, in the back. All the congressmen like to kick it in the back. It's down that way and to the left." LOL.
He wore a badge letting us know he is secret service xD
Lol that manager doesn't believe the questions he's being asked.
Ryan, please do this skit at Davos Jan 15-20, 2023. It would be hilarious.
It would never make it to the editing room. And Ryan would never be seen again.
@@MrSpartanspud bet
@@MrSpartanspud gotta live stream
bro thats gotta be the best idea ive ever heard, Ryan at Davos, no global elite could resist Ryans cringe questioning techniques.
That receptionist was miring Ryan big time 🤣
New strategy... 4:04 "hi my name is John Elite" 😂🤣
Ohhh this is gonna catch on.. it’s hilarious
At first I thought it was a bit, but that manager at old emitts grill seemed like he knew a lot more than he was willing to say. It's like he knows it turns into a elite meeting ground at the right times.
He needs to go late at night not during the normie lunch crowd.
He should have gone around back and started digging through their dumpster for information on the global elites.
Secret Service guy was like ya, in the back down there, congress people, that was hilarious 😂.
Also why does the Secret Service guy have a patch saying he's Secret Service.
Aren't they supposed to be Secret.
The old "what do I need to say to make these weird people someone else's problem" tactic. 🤣 Sure buddy, that way! Right outside my sector!
"I'm not qualified to handle this conversation." - lmao
You almost got them!! Next time... have you thought of a disguise? Like a false nose and glasses maybe?
lmao Ryan i admire you’re comedic abilities. i would never be able to fuck with people this much without laughing.
when you said "convienent" i spat my drink all over my screen bud hahahah
Bahahaha...thanks man. I needed that.
The suspenseful music transitions are the best 🤣
The guy with shades and earpiece left a glow stain where he was sitting.
The hostess (or whatever she was) at the restaurant handled that so well and was so professional about it. Then the manager acted all nervous like you just caught him doing something he wasn’t supposed to.
This is great content. Keep doin this kind of ish