When You're On Trial For Being a SIMP
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- Опубліковано 4 гру 2022
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Ian Finance sketch when?
Excellent video bro it had me 😂ing all the way through
White Knighting? Is that like Loyd Christmas' daydream scene in Dumb and Dumber or sticking up for her when she's being a total bitch
@@4dbullshitpatroll6 tight knight
This court scene was more realistic and better written then shehulks scenes
That's not saying much.
Also She-Hulk never had B. Rad 😤
Malibus Most Wanted
😂
Wouldn’t know… hahah
"I'm Jewish." "Sustained!" 🤣🤣🤣
I felt that!
Yeah, because he's not Christian. Get it?
That was the funniest part 🤣
OBJECTION!!!
The Torah is the Old Testament which makes up half of the bible, therefore his so called "Jewishness" does not abstain him perjury
@@PurpleHazeVanNederlands OVER RULED!! The Jewish religion holds the Talmud in higher regard than the Torah.
"Habeas corpus simpus" is a vastly underrated joke
What does it mean
@@imthisguysotheraccount3260 it means he is in ligma
New meaning to "body count."
Habeus corpus is a writ to have people who are unlawfully arrested released. This joke is that habeus corpus was just a latin legal phrase he knows and he appended simpus to the end.
@@IluvinortheIneffable the literal translation is show me the body.
These men literally exist.
It's crazy how reality works
Fr dudes sayin he loves her after knowing her for 3 weeks? Giving her money…
@@Lybarger12b Bro reality is kind of stupid and cruel
@@Lybarger12b People that are nice get mistreated, people that behave like assholes even get rewarded. it's crazy how naive people are about the cruelty of existence
Yes and they drunk soy
If she's not texting you back, that means she's not interested. Don't simp my kings!
Or she's just busy. But that is also a very good reason to stop texting her.
@@Gulgathydra no girl is ever too busy for the man that she wants
@@mikecsernyik7360
If you're into useless, vapid airheads, sure.
If she's got something going on other than finding a boyfriend, well, life gets in the way sometimes. The women worth your time are worth waiting for (which is nothing more or less than a bit of your time). Not simping for... but waiting for.
Also there is nothing more repugnant to the ladies worth your time than pestering them like a needy child. They want only the number of children they birth.
Idk man, its possible they dont even remember. Sometimes I get a message and I read it, but Im drunk af, so I wont reply and completely forget about it.
If she doesnt reply once, its fine to text her again in a couple of days. However, if she doesnt reply again, just move on
Don’t tell me how to live my life! I’ll white knight you right in the dick!
He needs a simpervention and rehabilitation, not jail time
I hope this comment gets 10 billion likes😂😂😂👌
😂😂😂
He didn't get jail time, the judge just cleared his phone of her contact info and removed his credit card from her page. 😆
Nah lashings at the very least
calling fat women fat is the least he could do to redeem himself.
"remember you're under oath pal" ....I died🤣😂🤣😂
lmfaoooo
Danny plays the perfect redditor
He's nowhere near fat enough, plus he can actually grow a beard and doesn't look like he stinks. I'm not sure he's a good fit.
@@manydirt2600 Have you seen bearded soyboys? they do exist.
I have no problem if the court system was run this way. 😂
It practically is nowadays 🤣
"let the record state the defendant use to be the man!"
I bet Ryan did this skit so he could wear the judges wig.
The only reason indeed... the rest was invented around it.
Ryan has the eye too....
"I'm jewish"
"Sustained."
🤣
Incredible. Most comedians don't put out something this funny in their entire career and ryan and danny somehow manage to do it every week.
Gotta give Ian Fidance some credit too, his performance here fuckin rules.
@@TheIncredibleStories facts, he's quickly becoming one of my favorite comedians.
Ryan vaping as a simp judge was definitely overlooked, that was comedy gold
I noticed and loved it.
How do you know it was overlooked? Did you take a poll or something?
"Guilty of Felonious Simping " dear God that line left me in tears!
Ryan blowing that vape cloud out of his teeth is my main mood when stuff goes wrong at work
You need to do a full series - Law and Order: Simp Victims Unit. "In the criminal justice system, the crime of simping is considered especially heinous..."
I would pay for this. I will email them and pay for the patron.
The charge should've been called "Simpery in the first degree"
"Is she good at video games?"
"Yes, I believe she's one of the best gamers alive."
"You're under oath, pal!"
That was so good.
Hit me up,I have something for you ☑️☑️
2:24 lol
Soo good bro 😂
The judge is an absolute legend.
The dude playing the lawyer was just insanely good in this like what an incredible and fun performance.
Ian Fidance
Never be married to someone hasn’t said “I do”
Never be married to a creature capable of being more than one person
We could just stop at never be married
@@Alacard0malley if that is your philosophy, sure. But some people still want to be married
@@Charizard100000357 it's not for me to say how best someone should ruin their life but I think Doug Stanhope has tons of good standing to ask why you'd invite the government into your relationship
Fuck all that. Just never be married. Marriage is the first stage of divorce.
Weak sentencing. Simping is not going to stop until there are examples made.
should be sentenced to trying to start a male-only fight club for straight men. or get into the army with the intention to get to high ranks and do a coup against the matriarchy.
“About 3 weeks or so”
“I paid her rent a month ago”
GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY
You swore on the Lords book!
Uhh I'm Jewish.
Sustained.
Lmao!!
"You make me wanna shit" that made me laugh more than it shouldve
From one attorney to another, that discovery comment, that's how it's done! 👏
Bailing on the golf game was over the line, Danny. 😂
That was breathtaking. Case closed! Every SIMP needs to be done in.
This is amazing! Danny played that perfectly.
3:54 “You make me want to shit!” made me choke. Fucking love Ian
Ian kills it whether it’s on gilly and keeves or one of Ryan’s sketch’s lmao
his KT episodes are fire as well
@@excellent_name yeah that too, I’ve also gotten the chance to see him live and he killed opening for Shane that’s actually how I found out about Ian
He is much funnier than I would have guessed. I've only recently started listening to some of his podcast appearances and they were really good. But his comedy acting is supreme. Especially since he leans into the "Divorced Jewish guy with IBS" - look. The man's got range.
Grammar police, he was awesome!
The guy with glasses - MVP.
Cases like this are why the death penalty exists.
The prosecutor is my favorite actor.
Part 2 needs a defense. My client was tortured and denied the right to watch his girlfriend's webcam show. This is a violation of the 8 amendment.
You make me wanna shit!
@@houseofhas9355 "I have a right to a speedy trial because my girlfriend wants some doordash"
@@CoffeeFresh_ We all simp once. The key is rid thy self of ever simping again. That's why I attend an 8 step program called. Steps away from simping. A support program for reformed imps. Are you ready to take steps to meaningful change in your life.
Ps And no matter what you have heard, our program is not a pathway to gayness. Lol it's not bro.
Who's the prosecutor?
I was just thinking "my man is subbing to a twitch streamer, not dating"... and then it comes that she is a twitch streamer and OF "model" xD
I maybe saw the line coming and it still got me. You guys are hilarious.
"How do you plea? I plead I love her, your honor" 😂
Clear case of simping in the first degree
zeroth degree.
"I'm Jewish. I only believe half the book, so I'm allowed to tell half-truths, right?"
Bro, half the book nothing... Christians just chucked DLC on top of the base game.
Tell the jury surely you've smashed🤣
The prosecution "sustains" HAHAHA
If you're not a lawyer like him do not bother following my ambulance
simp court needs to be real lol
"you mess with women you mess with us"
The sentencing isn't harsh enough, he should be forced to watch all seasons of Sex and the City in one sitting without breaks.
See this is the problem with our justice system this is just gonna make him even more of a simp
I dunno man, that sounds WAY to harsh for the crime he committed.
He needs to watch a manly show instead.
Jokes on you. He already done that with his "girlfriend " and her new man. 😬 And he paid for it by buying the streaming service account.
Yeah, while listening to Lionel Ritchie's "Hello" on a loop
Ian Fidance is an American treasure
This is the reality check we all need in these dark times. Thank you brothers.
Also that moustache comb part was fucking hilarious. You guys are like the Looney Toons of the modern age; you maximize punchlines per minute masterfully
Judge: You are hereby sentenced to 3 months of rehabilitation in the "Primis fratris, non moechas" clinic where you'll undergo an intense depussification procedure and have weekly scheduled bro check-ups to measure the progress in overcoming the S.I.M.P (Significantly Impaired with Mental Pussification) disease.
I bet she's "not ready" to hold hands either
"Cross examine the SIMP"
4:54 that chuckle was so infectious lol.
Hit me up,I have something for you ☑️☑️
This is one of your best, yet realistic plays.
I hope the Legal Eagle films a reaction to this. 😉
Based people don't watch that libtard.
This is precious. Thank you Ryan!!
That fucking lawyer is platinum: we need more of him ..
My new favourite sketch! Thank you!
I love when Ian is in these sketches.
This is one of the funniest things on UA-cam, I’m surprised it hasnt been made before. 10/10
IAN lets go! fucking love you 3 together. Ian really plays well with you guys, you should make a follow up to the crypto mafia video the 3 of you made and it could be about FTX.
“BRUTAL Dude..” 🤣🤣🐝
Hit me up,I have something for you ☑️☑️
love the vaping judge!
danny's ability to pull that innocent look is just pure gold
"Do you mind adding those to evidence?" Lmao
I wanna see the outtakes! Fantastic
ryan's best acting to date, without a doubt.
Another great sketch for the boys. BOYS BOYS BOYS
love that the judge is vaping; that's hilarious
Ryan, I met a "Kate" in August. Being very inexperienced in the realm of dating, I gave her information she should have never had access to, & she was talking about "wanting to start a business" together. I got taken for a lot more than I had. Thanks for the video.
Always hilarious
Holy cow. Comedy gold!
holding the gavel the whole time 😂😂
This is how it should be. Shunned into oblivion
😂😂😂 “do you mind adding those to evidence “
You've been Fidanced!!
Ian sure does love showing his knife comb at all possible time.
"i'm jewish"
kanye starts taking notes.
Hit me up,I have something for you ☑️
Lotta boys need to be taken to simp court
Danny’s humour really comes through when he plays the straight man.
"Lieberman" is hillarious
So good - finally back to your old form again!
I want more of these lol
this should be a monthly series
IT'S DISCOVERY MOTHER LOVER!!!!! Best delivery, had me Rollin!
Simp Court needs to be a real show!!
For real this needs to exist IRL.
2:16 "he still missed it"🤣🤣
These guys deserve millions of Subs you guys are amazing
Truest friends ever!
This is one his best sketches to date!! Dude playing the lawyer stole the show.
You can't handle the SIMP!!
I LOVE the simp content. It's hilarious lol ur Killin it simp
Every guy needs a bro court like this.
This is the best thing I have ever watched
This was way to funny! I’ve shared it like eight times already.
the lawyer is straight from a Grisham novel
Danny is such a good sport
Bros need to save other bros like this sometimes.
Everyone needs friends like this...
The charges should be amended to “Simpery”
a defendant lawyer simping would be even better