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Feminist: that wig scares me
"LOUDER!"
Pfft ....I never change my underwear because I don't let shit bother me.
Bro you gotta have feminist mom meet JP Sears' woke person! The crossover of the century!
If Twitter was a person, it would literally be *THIS* feminist mom.
Hahaha
If Twitter was a person it would be Ryan Long playing Feminist Mom
Lol!
@@SuperAntichicken bruh.mp4
Most social media platforms
I just asked half our board to identify as women. Bruce, Dave and Gary are fantastic female employees.
Omg Woke BS is full of loopholes...
They aren't merely women, they're male-representing trans lesbians. Super progressive!
They should now demand more money for the sexist unequal pay
@@CrankyBarista 😂
Hell, that's a bright idea! :)
“He thinks he can just boss me around”
“Isn’t he your boss?”
"Yes but he's White man"
Speaking from first hand experience this actually happens. If you tell them they have expectations to meet or the company will move them they say it’s an attack on their identity because they need our healthcare plan for their surgeries. It’s fucking insane.
lol
@Ethertask Sebastian in SOVIET, they would've get mandatory mental evaluation and treatment, not a "surgery".
She's wearing a "The future is female" top, but would crumble if simply asked "Define female"
Oh yeah, and that is the most ridiculous thing...
Watch interviews at the Women’s March. This is exactly what western feminists are like now. They’ll tell you anyone can be a woman then claim progress because Kamala is the VP.
@@annchovy6 Right, the feminists say anyone can be a woman, but I wonder how they'd react if Pence claimed to have been the first "female" VP?
@@magicalminty6203 I always hoped Trump would declare himself the first female president 😂
@@magicalminty6203 I still think Trump should have declared female in his twitter bio, and watch them collectively explode
This is the new Office spinoff written, directed, and shot entirely in Portland.
😂🤣😂🤣
Hey! I'll have you know I've been to Portland.
Only 75% of the city is like that (like 90% if youre downtown)
I used to work in Portland, and you're correct.
So when do we get to the part where the workers set the rest of the town on fire during a peaceful protest?
My exact thoughts.
You're a genius.🤩
It’s always fascinated me that all cancel culture can be boiled down to the desire for more power.
Doesn't really require any boiling down, the desire for power is all cancel culture ever has been.
Without actually working to get it. Amazing.
Yes.
Aka narcissism
Women don't even like men they feel they have power over, so they're just shooting themselves in the foot.
Ugh I’ve witnessed so many moms like this. The destroy their children for internet clout and it’s disgusting.
They’re literally destroying society and the future generation.
I’ve seen them enter the workplace and heard them say “they were raised not to be to masculine” (They are dudes who hate themselves.) they have a hard lonely road where they think they will get women but ; chick don’t like dudes like this. Terrible what their mom did to them.
@@sboloshis1188 they inevitably become the kinda guys their moms hate. It’s a sad and disgusting cycle that’s incredibly difficult to break.
Watch the disaffected podcast on this, they call out these kind of people.
"isn't he your boss?"
"Yeah! And you don't see a problem with that??"
Lmao
The crotch stain killed me. Also, this was total accuracy and not satire, thanks for depressing me lol.
leave ryan-mom alone! not her fault she has a heavy flow and wide set vagina!
Did you see the video of the wahman who ran a marathon with a real crotch stain? Something about bringing attention to women's rights.
I love the reference to that time that she free-bled into the scones!
@@MorganJ Oh no... This is why I became an introvert.
And this will be the norm in a few years. Remember south park satire on trans athletes? Yeah, it became 100% real.
😂 omg the period blood thing. I work in a hospital and I recently wrote an open letter to unknown women at work who leave their period gore all over the bathroom. One of them wrote on it that it was probably a man who wrote it. I knew who it was so I confronted her and told her no-it was I, a fellow woman, who felt compelled to write it after cleaning a shoe print off the seat, and lawd Gawd what I can only describe as a blood clot with crime scene level blood spatter from the back tile wall, toilet, and floor. I told her-it’s not the first or second time I’ve cleaned up from someone coming in hot with a saturated tampon and I get it-but you don’t need to whip it out like PootyTang with his belt-and if you do-clean up your mess! Then a smart ass male coworker was like-well maybe it was you! Uhhh... Nope-had my uterus removed in 2010.
What a wild ride this comment was, I'm sorry u work with weirdos lmao
A HOSPITAL is this unsanitary? That is disgusting.
I've heard stories about how bad women-only bathrooms get, but this takes the cake.
This.... this comment should be turned into a comedy sketch. Where's Ryan?
You could have sued that male coworker for sexual harassment
YES! I am BAFFLED by this idea that women should celebrate period blood. We don't celebrate poop, so what's the difference? It's gross. It's a necessary part of our life, being able to have babies, and our cycles and our experience being REAL WOMEN (not men playing pretend), but it's still gross.
The number of times I've gone into a public women's restroom and some tampon left the water red as if a shark just fed is crazy. It's gross! ladies, clean yo period supplies!
What's funny about this is that the feminist mom is actually realistic and not weird at all that a man in portraying.
That’s what make comedy funnier, when you simply say the truth.
@good one Islam is a lie.
She’s a SHE. Respect 👏 her👏 pronouns 👏
This kicked my flow into high gear
@@OFFONE Zuckerberg is a lie
Every professor I have right now includes their pronouns in their E-mail signature. 🤣 And _every_ time I start a new class we have to include our pronouns in our introduction posts. I’m the only one who refuses to do it.
Thank God I'm not in college anymore!
My new HR director has her pronouns in her email signature. I’m just waiting for an email mandating that every employee do the same. Thank God I’m retiring soon.
Dang I didn't realize they're doing that
It's funny how they're more concerned about offending the tiny fraction of a percentage of people who make a fuss about wrong pronouns and gen der, than they are about offending the _vast majority_ of people whose gen der and pronouns match their appearance.
Think about it, how upset would most people get if someone asked them what gen der they were. They'd be like "WTF DO I LOOK LIKE?!"
That's a good way to get a beating.
Are you serious? Oh my Lordy… That’s nuts!
Let's go, Brandon!
👏 👏 👏👏👏
If Let's Go Brandon keeps showing up it won't be long till the media dubs it a white supremacist dog whistle.
@John Syzlack look up let’s go Brandon on UA-cam. F:ck j biden
@John Syzlack Let's go Brandon
@John Syzlack Did you not see the video of the reporter asking the player at a football game "what's it like to have your name chanted?" When they're clearly chanting something else relating to Biden?
🙌🏾 Let’s go Brandon…👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
It's funny that in order to make fun of these people, you basically just have to act like them.
That was a good burn haha
😂😂💯
I’ve found that the only way to deal with the woke is to mock and ridicule them.
Lmao.
And to make them look bad, all you have to do is let them speak
I just feel bad for the kid.
Why? He’s a male, his life is perfect.
@@AS-ri1mb nah but the mom is a karen
Mom would gladly have her son neutered if it helped the cause
I don't know if you've ever worked in corporate but this is scary how good you nailed this. People are so crazy trying to bring the company they work for down from the inside. Great video!
You can say there are three kind of people out there. The builders, the keepers and the destroyers.
@New Haven't read it, but from what I have experienced in daily life, also the shruggers fall into those 3. They either built something up, keep it as it is, or destroy it by not giving a f.
My dad works in London and he is always seeing co-woke-kers sign off their emails with their gender pronouns. That is the one part of American culture that I am completely against finding its way over here
@@goopapa4758 it’s not American culture. The people who did this hate America and want it’s destruction
@@TheKnoxvicious My bad. Anti-culture*
The hair colour of most SJWs just reminds of those toxic frog and insects in Amazon forests which are extremely brightly colored.
...which is meant to keep predators away...so if you're repulsed...it's working...
@@dericanslum1696 That's exactly the point.
I believe the hair color is their genes 🧬 self sabotaging in not trying to mate and reproduce.
@@proudaryanhindu5349 ...I assure you...it is not...
Funny how everyone just adds context to the joke, but actually ruins the joke
"We found another issue we need you to make a statement on" and "90 percent of the company's work day should be releasing statements", those two quotes alone are pure genius!
This mom just gets it. She understands what life is all about.
You mean a slow death
You're being sarcastic right?
"She" is the image in my head for everyone who lives in Portland 😄
Danny’s hat is iconic 😂
My dad told me that many people he works with not only put their pronouns in their email signature but a short statement acknowledging and apologizing for their privilege
I'd last 20 min there. I started working for myself just in time.
Canadian, I assume. All public speeches are supposed to begin with an apology for being on "First Nations" land. Never mind the fact that they weren't nations, and that all non-white people are living on the same "stolen land" that didn't belong to their own ancestors.
@@customsongmaker THIS. Because if we are going with the theory that mankind originated from the Fertile Crescent and migrated to what we now call North America, technically speaking, their just as much colonizers and settlers as Europeans.
@@customsongmaker Yeah.. folks who say "indigenous people"... per science, all life originated in Africa. Just think we are all "African Americans"... where's my check?
You should start a company with none of that BS and watch how you end up with the best employees and a more productive business.
Feminist Mom is not only my favorite character but also gives me a major chubby.
I hate feminist mom but she is Hella funny
She swears he's a girl bro!
Quite the rack on that one eh?
Ohh patriarchy... You silly goose.
Of course, that's because you're not a bigot. And bigots burn in the non theistic hell, as we have all universally agreed upon.
Feminist Mom has become a regular character 👌😂
Ryan's Feminist Mom videos are like my favorite that he does. I LOVE that they're becoming a series. He puts so much attention to detail into this series. Like how the protagonist mentions wanting gender neutral bathrooms midway through the video, and is in the bathroom that's presumably the men's bathroom at the end. Like there are so many little details in these videos that just tie the whole plot together.
@@MorganJ The period blood though
"In the NORMAL WAY!!" 😂
Just when I think this couldn’t get more realistic she said “I have three guys coming over tonight.”
Poor Marcus. I mean smash the patriarchy.
Literally.
Oh my gosh, this reminds me of when she said she was demisexual in one of the earlier videos. It makes me laugh hysterically, because demisexuality is when someone's not attracted to people unless they have an emotional bond to them first. So like, demisexual people are probably not super likely to have tons and tons of different partners all the time.
@@deadliestvice5356 haha I get it
@@MorganJ you know too much... are you one of *them*
I won't rest until ALL ink cartridge companies fall in line.
Feminist Mom is my favorite free-bleeder in all of Social Justice.
"nOrMAL wAyYyYYYyy???"
oh boy i'd love see ryan saying this to a real feminist
I like how he did the covering the kids ears thing during that part.
“Oops…I dropped my coat hanger.” Lmao
I laughed during the whole video, then I realized there are actually kids in this situation, which gave me some flashbacks of videos on the subject that I saw, and I welcomed depression back
Even by Ryan's standards this was *superb*-had me laughing out loud four minutes straight
- "What's this I hear about you not having your pronouns in your email signature?"
- "Okay we have a lot of work to do today."
- "That's more important than people's safety?"
What's terrifying is that safetyism is by now so ingrained in the Western zeitgeist (see Haidt and Lukianoff's seminal 2018 book The Coddling of the American Mind to understand where this came from) that Ryan's punchline in the above exchange doesn't even need explaining; it's explicitly expected that the audience understands it without any further context. That's how far this has gone, and it's only going to get worse. This has all been drastically accelerated by the onslaught of COVID safetyism, and the eradication by governments and the legacy media of any concept of risk taking and personal cost-benefit analyses in one's day-to-day life.
On point💯
Yes, that is a great book.
Another book that explains this is titled the rise of victimhood culture, by Bradley and Manning. It explains victimhood culture is just honour culture but with third parties involved to resolve disputes. Knowing this explains why these people always seek others to defend them from deliberately mispercieved attacks.
Both books together explain the West very accurately.
The emasculation of the 11 year male is a sad reality
It’s great how the kid started as a normal kid and then through time he’s just learned to conform with everything the mom says and does.
Yeah. I pity the boy.
Ryan is an amazingly good actor he embodies feminist mom to the slightest mannerisms. Tense body, the glare of complete anger, and 0 intelligence and subtle nod at 1:56 really sold it for me. Let's go Brandon!
Feminist mom is probably more realistic than we've ever imagined. And that thought is kinda scary 😅
It’s uncanny how much her son looks like her…. SORRY, it’s uncanny how much their male-bodied person-of-youngness looks like they.
Whoa, are you categorizing people based on their looks? RACIST! You're going to be on youtube!!
...in the comments section :)
Her son????? Male-bodied?? I feel it’s really the states child, but still in range for the feminist to have a very brave 47th trimester abortion.
Right you're now digitally grounded! Stay in your digital room you're not allowed to use the bathroom (twitter).;that's exactly the logic of cancel culture
Now, move it to a higher level and you just have this kind of people taking pride in bringing cities, states and ultimately societies down 💕 !
It's for the common good! (Of themselves)
@@4imee198or for the love of our prophet of peace, Karl Marx - still bitter for having to ask for more money all the time from Engels!
It's all by Design communist
Infiltrated the universities and their literally teaching them this self-defeating bullshit designed to tear down a nation from within
I worked around 5+ idiots like this,as you can imagine bussiness was last thing on their mind 😂
They aren’t even aware this is why we laugh at these stupid “fill in the color of crappy hair dye job” naive women. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You look at that, he thinks he can just boss me around like that
Isn't he your boss?
The red stain on the shorts killed me 🤣🤣🤣
Bro you gotta have feminist mom meet JP Sears' woke person! The crossover of the century!
Tear down systems that you're not a part of and replace them with systems that you are! 🤣🤣🤣
I love how the mom was just in the bathroom at the end spying on them all. lol
Oh that poor boy!
I like that the son is still trying to please his mom even in his confusion.
This one gets extra points for being extra true
The period stains, I CAN'T 😭
This is gold. Keep up the good work. I love the delivery.
"Isn't he your boss?"
"Yeah, and you don't you see any problem with that?"
Son raises finger
😂😂😂
Poor kid
Ryan's stained shorts are the BOMB!! LMAO
"J. K. ROWLING JUST TWEETED ANOTHER TRANSPHOBIC MESSAGE"
Me: God Bless her
Just found this page and subscribed. This is so accurate and hilarious at the same time .
"I can't even hear what you're saying " 🤣🤣🤣 It pays to watch to the end. You guys are great!! Thanks for the laughs!
This is literally my work & I am at a fortune 10 company....
More like UNfortunate 10, am i right?
It’s more common among the elite companies than the small businesses due to Ivy League and most large state universities propaganda. I declined the opportunity to go to an Ivy League school in favor of a small Christian school for that very reason and ended up successful running my own business. I don’t envy your situation as the freedom to not deal with corporate BS is great but I’m glad a few normal people like you still exist at those companies.
Oh neat! I didn't know Project Veritas released their White House hidden camera report!
Had to actively search for this video after the quartering mentioned you had made it. I'm subbed with notifications on...
Ryan!! Pure gold bro.. I work at one of these places and you nailed it man.. keep up the good work man. I'm literally binging your stuff right now. Jp turned me on to your comedy and it's pure gold!
I love that Danny is able to wear his own wardrobe for this character.
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, " *Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman* ?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
Gonna have to put that one into my portfolio.
Instant classic 😂
Hold my man-purse😂🤣😂
Chuck Norris went to a feminist rally....he came back with his shirt ironed!
Or “here’s some bread and ingredients, make me a sandwich”
Oh my god this had me dying. This is some of your best work yet fellas.
When Ryan Long makes a documentary.
God, that really is how they are. :(
Boys boys boys!
I smell an academy award. I have never seen such dedication to acting in my life. Spot on!
I was so happy the son was being talked to. And then the mom popped up and I was like, “nooooo!!!” So close to freedom!😭
Your “feminist mom” series has been a masterpiece
I’m surprised UA-cam allows this keep em coming!
The algorithm can't detect sarcasm.
Plus it might actually be feminist content
@@TheGreySage0 I’ve thought that too, but let’s hope not!
Man you make laugh in these grim times. Thankyou ❤️
Discovered you yesterday!! THIS IS THE FUNNIEST STUFF EVER!
Lmaoo the bloody short detail never gets old
The posture attention to detail is the icing on the cake 😂😂
Yoooo please make more of these this shit is hilarious
I just found this channel and instantly subscribed.
The period blood stain is genius
Also it's hilarious how over time the son is starting to buy into his mother's nonsense
Wish my boss was more like Mr. Scorpo
I'm glad you haven't been cancelled. Keep it up.
Love the office style camera work
You still making videos with the Feminist Mom? C'mon.... DON'T EVER STOP!! I'm loving to hate that char hahaha
Literally what has happened to the gaming industry 🤣
I was almost rolling after the JK Rowling quip. Hilarious.
Great job keep hustling
You may have just saved civilization. Much respect.
Ryan, you are normally hilarious but now you are just scaring the hell out of us. Is this the future? LOL
love the vid thanks guys
Please make more of these sketches of feminist mom in different situations. 🤣
You're a genius lol. Always funny af.
This is hilarious and frightening at the same time.
I love your videos. Keep on telling it like it is until YT shuts you down sir! 🙏
holy shit, this is gold. so good ryan, fantastic
For me this feels like a documentary.
Same here... I get flashbacks from my previous job
you realize this parody is getting dangerously like a reality, right? ;-D
Absolutely awesome watching from Australia
I just died laughing🤣🤣🤣
Great writing and even better acting!!
The bloody shorts are amazing
I find 99% of skits I’ve watched either uninteresting or not funny, this guy is funny from start to finish it’s unbelievable.
That's the most depressing workplace I've ever seen.
The reality is even more depressing, because it's not as colorful and exciting as this. The way woke propoganda inserts itself into the workplace is far more slow, quiet, and insidious. Before you even hear a rumor of it, suddenly you're taking cult-like training lessons and required to make vows just to keep your job. Everyone has to cowtow to make one lunatic happy.
What a brilliant documentary!