New Years Resolutions are Problematic!!!!!
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Dude I love you. Your style of comedy is right up my alley. If you know what I mean ;)
I don't know, dude. Seems pretty toxic. Some people aren't able to make more videos.
Man you nuked that lady turning her joke into yours saying her husband put her up to this, flawless.
You finally got someone who might actually have a good use for the product.
Your New Years resolution needs to be to keep being you, Ryan. I think that'd be great for everyone 😎
"Errrrmmmmmm, asking people for their new year's resolution is problematic because it implies they need to change something about themselves. Everybody is perfect the way they are, queen."
😆
OMG yass queen i only made a resolution because i was in a silly goofy mood on NYE
that's twitter explained in two sentences
😂 spot on.
Irrational fear of the same is literally homophobic
I am so jealous of the people that Ryan interviews, what a beautiful nonsensical moment in time they get to have
I see him being the sensical one
Same it’d be so fun
You never know, i would think he was legit vice news if I didn't know him
I hope he interviews someone like psychicpebbles.
@@26longlongtime lol you win comment of the day my friend
The more I watch these, the funnier I find them. Damnit Ryan is gifted at these streeters.
yeah dude, he`s streets smarts
He’s just a top tier shit stirrer who understand left wing woke culture to satirise/entrap them.
Then he can jive with the weirdos and just get them going.
Gifted in the streets and the sheets
"Is hard-working offensive?" I loved that couple. They were very much along for the ride.
Ironically thats why im not worried about communism taking over the west. They are all lazy people who think it is the path to be lazy forever not realizing they are just gonna be forced to work 5x harder for way less returns. I want to see lazy people suffer so communism doesnt seem so bad.
I died a little at the “are you well trained” thing.
I don't think they want to answer and of *YOUR* questions.
Loool
Yeah that last segment got me lol
"Eat chicken, cigarettes and fries!"🤣🤣🤣
Also I want to see the full interview with "The King" Kevin
That dude looks like he goes off on some nonsensical rant 🤣
“I’ll check it out for you.” “Do you have an itchy trigger finger?” Hahaha
I love how that Asian guy clarified, “I don’t think they want to answer any of YOUR questions.”
If the cops would’ve said “no” to the question of if they’re going to answer an questions, Ryan would’ve successfully won the 6D chess match of superior intellect and slight genius…
Not going to lie, by saying nothing Ryan still won by getting them to answer "Are you trained" (obviously they are if they just ignore everything!)
@@PlutoisaPlanet And THAT is how you mentally trap people
Ryan is Killing it already this year.
that is so offesive 🤣🤣 there is people who want to alive out there.
@@ALTINSEA1 You also offensive XD LOL
Killing is too violent and offends me, could you please use the term "taking lives"?
@@DgardsGaming I'm offended that people get offended.
@@dustinabc Man Twitter gets upset when you make jokes about them but it is just too easy 😂🤣
"If you want to start smoking, and then quit" could be one of the funniest lines in an AD I have ever heard.
Not our typical pitch, but it's got good heart 😂
@@fum1815 aye, brand
@@JazzyUnderscoreTrumpeter 🙌🙌
I'm now going to tell people that I've gotten 6 boosters, when asked if I'm vaccinated. Thanks for this!
It's such a beautiful idea. Even the covid cultists will look at you like you're insane
Just tell them you're transvaxinated.
Only 6? I’ve gotten 14
@@Elamado97 all of Twitter
Atleast
This is such a perfect encapsulation of how twisted the world is now that "just living your life like a normal person" is offensive to SOMEONE because they might be part of some perceived disadvantaged class or group
People that are offended are probably in the 0.002% of the population.
You just have to treat this kind how we treat covid. It affects 2% of the population right, no need to give too much attention.
Go outside bro. The reason none of these people know how react to Ryan is that people like that arent actually out in the world.
Lol I pretty much just posted the exact thing saying how it’s hilarious and sad all at the same time. Hopefully people see how ridiculous this all is sooner rather then later
@@N8DulcimerOld Outside? That’s irresponsible. I bet you don’t even triple mask. In the shower.
What do you mean by ¨normal"?!?!?!
That french couple was awesome. Ryan couldn’t make them look stupid like he does everyone else.
They did it in their own.
Just kidding they seemed very sweet
They were italians actually.. yet they trolled Ryan by pulling a frenchy. Classic italians!
@@Yeah0bviously Italian people acting French is such a Spaniard move.
@@nunziocombattelli6311 *Romanian move, you could see the man had a ski mask in his pocket and all black attire which is a staple Romanian outfit.
The first “I’ll ask them” was funny. The second time was funnier. The pattern continued.
nah, I was kinda scared
@@kunallobo4136
Do you think he was kind of pushing his luck with the police?
@@timopper5488 yeah
@@kunallobo4136 You think they’re gonna shoot him or something for asking dumb questions? This is America, not North Korea...
@D. I mean I think it's very unlikely, but still an unnecessary risk
Chicken,
Cigarettes,
Fries.
"Like, you know, people like to say 'handicapped' which is, you know, offensive to people who lie, for example." - Ryan Long, comedy deity
This is Kevin's world and we're just living in it
Indeed. He has the answers
@@Straight_White_Fatherly_Figure just look at the numbers bro..
He's not even trying
Aha he’s in his own world thats for sure.. .
Now you smart.
I can't believe all those people are walking around like that. So uninclusive towards the paraplegic community.
I love when the girl nervously asks what the channel is about. I would imagine she's extremely afraid of whatever she's said bring a cancelable offense. If only she knew
One of these days Ryan is going to get stabbed, and he still won't break character.
"Oh I am so sorry, but my blood is colonising your shoes. If you stop running away and come back here, I can try to clean them again as a pseudo-reperation situation"
I noticed that right before he asked the cops if they had an itchy trigger finger, Ryan couldn't help but laugh a little on the side. That segment was making me laugh the most too.
That segment was gold. Ryan set it up, got the relay back and slammed it home.
You know what I have been colonizing too much recently. I should think about cutting back. Maybe next year.
Police interview was spectacular. 10/10, lemme check it out for you
"Eat chicken, cigarettes and fries."
My new years resolution is to do it for the Boyz!
That’s offensive to the girlz and non binary!
@@LenaBelleMusic oh well
@@TheBeatSmash that’s offensive to people who are not well!
"I'll take care of that for you" lady genuinely curious: "how?" Ryan: "...physically" lmfao Ryan you're an absolute legend
LoL 😆
"Some people were born lazy."
"What this challenge is about by the way?"
-"I don't smoke" - Well, if you want to start smoking and the quit"
He killing me all over again. Jeez, my resolution right here : Watch more Ryan Long, because he is like 1 of the last fresh air and true comedian with this type of humor we need in this crazy western world days, i swear. Much appreciate, From Russia and my pigeons family with
I WAS BORN LAZY AND
ILL EAT CHEESE, CIGARETTES,
AND FRIES!
Imagine eating cigarettes
Lucky Strikes are toasted
1:15 well that old lady told you"silence" that was comedic genius. Delivered perfectly God damn
Lol Ryan’s Canadian side really came out when he talked to the frogs 😂👌
"Stop being French", yeah that's what the English constantly tell the French in Canada.
Opposite is true
I love the "that's unfortunate"
The delivery of "You only have one?" Was absolutely perfect
How you manage to maintain a straight face and not laugh when you're knowingly doing/saying something absolutely hysterical is truly an art. You, sir, have mastered it.
I’m going to start looking at the numbers for my New Years resolution. Wish me luck guys.
The French couple is so nice, lol. They're speaking truth, and then apologizing for it.
LOL I love how he asks questions that are believable if you're asked by those nutjobs that defend everyone.
You know Ryan's acting is so good when...
... despite knowing he's in character you still get flustered by him.
Ryan could literally be a KGB agent if he wanted with his subversion tactics.
Yuri Bezmenov ha nothing on Ryan Long.
Yeah you can never get away by saying the right thing with this guy. There is no correct response🤣
'All French?'
'That's a little unfortunate'
God damn Ryan we aren't even 30 seconds in.
Happy National Overreaction Day everyone! Jan 6 needs to be a new Holliday celebrating people who overreact! New Holiday started by USA Congress👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
@LonerlRelnol security literally opened the door for people to walk in to the building. What bombs are you referring to? I've not heard of this, do you have a link?
@@alexanderson8646 Bombs were put at both the parties headquarters that day, I think that is what he was referring to
@@anthonyjones1458 They weren't though.
Supposed pipe bombs were found a few blocks away, but they still haven't been traced to anyone.
@@M240D
Yet it’s amazing how the Federal Bullying Institute was able to track down anyone who was at the Capitol that day, but not whoever planted the pipes. Surely it couldn’t be because feds planted them.
@@M240D meanwhile, Antifa literally threw a bomb at the Portland courthouse and Federal gaurd a few months earlier, and the media didn't care.
On a real note though, that guy with the pigeon family made me sad...
I lost it at “SOME PEOPLE WERE BORN LAZY AND THATS THE WAY THEY WERE BORN RIGHT?” 😂😂😂😂
I like how Ryan is trying to do the funny spin on the advertisement and that one guy just happened to be interested in the product
2:43 When I go to NYC, I sometimes got a crossed with people that just say weird things like this. Giving 'deep' phrases that just doesn't make any sense lol
I would have laughed so hard if the asian guy on the third question to the police just left and Ryan turned around to find himself alone.
I love how at 3:47 Ryan just full on befriended these people started catcalling randos on the street like they known each other for years lmao
Ryan is the best troll ever 🤣
The French couple seem like a good laugh
Now you're smart, what's my name? King? Nah. Kevin? Now you're smart. LMAO
Ryan keep up the good work , you’ve easily become my favorite comedian of all time
Love this guys videos, the way he says “ya Il check it it out for you real quick” back to back to back is impressive
These bits are the best. Keep it up Ryan.
That lady!!
“Nobody tells me what to say” as she walks around outside with a muzzle on!
I mean, if there are no mandates for wearing them outdoors, then her wearing one is her choice, no different to your choice not to wear one.
0:25 HAHAHHAHA THE GUY WAS SO CONFUSED
I hope you give these sweet moms a hug after these interviews because honestly they're just so lovely but you're such a professional that you don't let anyone off the hook lol.
Actually laughed out loud at this. So good. Got my subscription
Happy January Sixthmas everyone! Let's Go Brandon!
Happy Little Christmas!
RIP to the 3 million people who were killed directly by President Trump that day, and have a moment of silence for the hero of January 6th AOC who gave her life fighting off hordes of well armed klansmen in MAGA hats who were attempting to reenslave all of the black people in DC.
I appreciate you doing your due diligence asking the officers the questions
Best advice I have for anyone in this day and age is don’t be fat (morbidly courageous). And don’t let them control you. Ryan Long is hilarious.
Being fat is letting them control you so you only really need to say that part
Ryan you make my day every time you post a video, I love your content!
1:16 gotta give to the man who’s so committed he eats the cigarettes
Love your work, always cheers me up. Keep it up!
That lady recognized and considered the opportunity to have Ryan off her husband
What would her boyfriend say to that?
It's problematic because not everyone can do your resolution
You’re at your best when you’re doing these street bits!
I love it.
that old lady with the "silence" is adorable hahahhaha. Hope she's doing alright.
Thank you Ryan, I needed a good laugh.
Happy Jan 6th guys
Love how all of the questions for the police became "our" questions lmao. Rope the guy in like he's an equal contributing member of whatever the hell was going on.
Bro this bit with the questioning style w/ the last guy and the cops is my new favorite shit 😂😂
im 20 vids deep in the on the street playlist. ryan sir you are hilarious and a master of street interviews bravo sir
One of the best, thank you Ryan
05:24 was the first normal conversation ryans ever had lol congrats my guy
Love Kevin, happy new years to Kevin the King
I really enjoyed this, was laughing my ass off. Thank you!
I wanna know how many foreign visitors believe most Americans are like this because of him🤣❤️
LOL, when I was teaching English abroad, you wouldn't believe how many of my students pretended to be American for laughs. I caught them a few times when out and thanked them for giving us a bad rep.
I love this. It really does show how insane some of these processes are.
3:22 looks like an in shape not crazy ice Poseidon lol
The last part with the cops was absolutely ridiculous and hilarious 🤣
One of the few channels that makes me laugh consistently
Fantastic video as always
this one is especially hilarious, particularly when he starts talking to the cop.
The best and brightest of our society live in this city. Truly amazing to see!
"I'll check it out for ya.." 🤣
Funniest line: "You only have one!?"
2:06 I love when people realize mid sentence that they don't know what is going on
Ryan playong the mediator between thatvasian giy and the cops had me rolling lol
Talking to the armed men like that was hysterical.
Best one yet! The cop questions busted my gut 😂😂
“You got Six Shots ? “ 👵 😂
“Yeah, I keep changing fake names rather safe than sorry... 😂😂😂🤦♂️😂😂🤦♂️
Even the one Asking the cops over and over again 👮♂️ ... Lemme check for you 😂😂😂
This is like a better Eric Andre bit more based in reality. Love this shit
I am now more determined than ever to never step foot in New York.
the third time you asked the guard i was rolling with laughter 😂😂😂
"How?" ... "Physically" 🤣 U made me do an actual LOL
It always baffles me, as a person living in a city in a 3rd world country, how people would have time to loiter around like this and stay answering bizarre questions. i mean, don't they have somewhere to be on that day? do all these people just have a lot of free time? but i guess that's the perk of living in a first world country right
Ryan needs to ask these people if they feel guilty exploiting their 1st world privilege answering absurdist questions while there are people in developing nations who don't have the time to do that.
???? you can do this in a third world country too lmao, pedestrians are not exclusive to "first world countries". Maybe your country is an exception who knows. or maybe you haven't tried just talking to people.
what country
@@codyvandal2860 Karl lives in CHAZ.
Where do you live where people have no free time and don’t go for walks? North Korea?
Another great one. Great people skills
I love the heart warming music at 2:30 .
“I’ll check on it for ya” had lmao
*music starts playing*