He Sued Her for Friend-Zoning Him! (Most Petty Man Alive)
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- Опубліковано 10 лют 2023
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Proving that there are simps in the executive class. Thanks for this important news. Looking forward to you being the new host at Timcast.
Sex belongs in marriage only.
If this guy wins (he won't) then maybe women would claim that they cannot sleep with male friends outside of marriage based on religious beliefs.
Women would then need to prove they are religious to avoid getting sued, which will force them to go to church, dress modestly, and live a chased life while dating.
Women won't be able to lead men on without a legal risk resulting in women behaving less slutty, less tictok girls, and less e-girls.
This then results in less simps (as losers have less girls to simp over) resulting in slightly more masculine men, or at least, less pathetic men.
In turn, the culture starts to shift back a little bit towards sanity.
... Maybe we should root for this guy to win his case after all.
What kind of "inspiration, struggle, and achievements" does Kawshigan have? Should he be a King Of Kings? Is he merely flaunting that his relationship has evolved him? Or is it that he wants to measure exactly how much talking he needs to do with his "in-laws" (do in-laws really care that much, anyway? Can't they be expected to have their own struggles, inspirations, and achievements? Isn't it true that what they need is a man with multiple goals which are non-definable & concern his in-laws only? How many more females are in the family of the girl To Begin With?)? Is he trying to scare other potential grooms "away from his bride" by implying that there will be lawsuits against them as well if they get her number? Maybe he's just flaunting his money. Anyone with such inspiration, struggle, and achievement who didn't show to the girl in those conversations that she's responsible for helping him (rather than "responsible for" {merely} being his "trapped" {& ostensibly less financially-independent} wife)
....oh my god girls think only "gays" don't have enough money to solve their problems
......oh my god, girls will consider what is metaphorically your "begging to god that someone will stop bothering you" to be You Defining Your Personality As That Of "A Bitch", rather than to understand that you have indicated to them that the best way forward is to communicate with the police in a way which you don't have the strength, energy, time, status, [etc] to IMMEDIATELY do (all you have is enough strength to tell her about it by showing that you're "less of a man" because of it)
Keep in mind that YES, Singapore has a lot of arranged marriages probably since it's full of Hindus. So what is this guy trying to do? Does he want everyone other than himself to be in an arranged marriage?
@@josephreagan9545 the case is in Singapore
is this the next Adam Sandler movie! get on it boys.
Imagine if the court rules in his favor. Friend-zoning will be illegal 😂. It’s how the boys will get back all that alimony money.
...For sure lol
Would never happen in a million years. It’s nice to dream though.
Especially if she thinks she can just blows off the court dates thinking he doesn’t have a case, it will be a default judgment for him… 😂
😂😂😂😂👏
That which dudes call the "friendzone" is what women call the "oh god, not this f**ker again!" zone.
Make casual dating too much of a legal risk. Arranged marriages here we go boys.
State issued practice girlfriends when
Boy the world is really hitting a hard fucking 180 😂
Passport bros for life
@@The_Winners_Legion she’s going to leave you the second you step off the plane in the states. 😭
@@anthonyn1157 only dummies allow them to come to the states. Leave them at home, mad and if shes too much of a pain, dont ever go back.
7:06 "Dude's gonna have some problems dating in the future"
Seems to me like he already has a whole bunch of problems with dating
If he wins 2.3 mill he wont have any problems dating. Gold digging girls will flock to him.
"Dating"
Dude's probably got a spreadsheet of all the times he didn't get it in
She caused this man immense emotional damage to the point where he's scarred for life and needs $2,300,000.
I wish I'd have thought to sue my ex on those grounds
I am also appalled by reading this story. I deserve that money too
Snowflake!
@@TheAmbientMage mean emotional damage is something women sue their exes for quite bit. So honestly about time we see some equality.
@@likeablecloud2454 amen
my prediction is the judge is going to rule that she has to give a nice guy a chance and go on a date with him
Seamus! When are you coming back on timcast dude?
#ShimCast4Life
also, please do a freedom toon about this.
Shame ass,
Seamus! Love Freedomtoons!
If he is loaded and she isn't, he might be willing to lose the case just to make her pay for a lawyer and waste her time in court.
He would probably have to pay for her legal fees. Hopefully at least, the guy sounds like he's an absolute specimen
@@dansomething7742 Generally yes, only after the order. But let me tell you how much it SUCKS to pony that money up front for legal representation for a civil case.
Or accept a marriage proposal 😂
So he's a loser and a douche
@RisefromyourGRAVE yes, I know all that. But if this case isn't frivolous or malicious, then I can't think of anything that is
They can't sue you if you sue them first
-Sun Tzu
*Sun Sue
If you came for the milkcans you will be disaponted 😂
😢
Ryan should be sued for that.
Yep
@@vinny667 yep 2.3 million is a number that just came to mind for some reason
* Gets friendzoned *
Your options:
(A) Move on to the next woman
(B)etter Call Saul
(C) Sleep with her mom
(D) All of the above
He is probably not happy that Better Call Saul finished 😂.
E) the next woman is also probably shit, and you're emotionally blasted from the last debacle anyway, so ignore them.
You know he desperately, desperately wants to settle out of court.
Or in the court bathroom.
That's what she gets for messing with the boys
BOYS BOYS BOYS!!!
Fellas fellas fellas
He was messing with her. She just simply ignore him.
Stay hydrated!
@@Kannot2023okay beta
I wonder why she friendzoned him.
..Drone racing executive? Nevermind.
So "I don't like you." isn't a good enough reason to not want to date somebody?
Historically women have been property most of the time. So no.
@@ladyv5655Is "I don't like you" a good enough reason to not pay you money that you don't deserve? Checkmate.
@chrish2112 , agreed. Niceguy who is suing a woman for not dating him doesn't deserve her money. If he gave her any money, knowing that she didn't want to date him, that's his fault. If she took his money knowing why he was giving it to her, it's wrong but not the basis for a lawsuit. Checkmate right back to you. He is probably not getting any money from her, and any woman he is interested in later will stay far away from him, in spite of his $$$.
@@ladyv5655 And women don't deserve money after divorces. Thanks for telling us all that you're a hypocrite.
I click on it expecting a sketch and there’s a podcast discussing a real incident. Sums up the times 😂
He is mad and is getting revenge by trying to destroy her financially in court through costs. He can burn the money and she probably can't. It is a financial WAR.
The emotional roller coaster I had on this one is wild. I saw it in my feed and it shocked me then I saw it was Ryan and I thought it was just a sketch. Then I clicked and saw it was a boyscast clip about a real news story and I went right back to bemused incredulity.
I read about this. This guy is a true example of what an incel is. She straight up told him for years she doesn't see him romantically and when the guy started going to therapy he begged her to come so he can get treated better. He tried using the therapist to convince her to date and she fk that. Now he is suing her.
Yeah. Even though I think preciously little of women who friendzone guys (and also of people who habitually paint a guy who is unhappily in love as the Real Villain(TM) because women can do no wrong), in this particular case I just can't bring myself to side with him. Sticking around for four years and then trying to coerce her into dating him by threatening her with legal action, and then actually suing her for millions is some seriously unhinged shit.
So why did she continue to have contact? You're a simp
@@n.l.4626 Yeah but did you see those sick drone moves?
@@TwoLeftSh0es it saddens me that you only have one like.
I read that in Ryan's voice. You win the internet today.
Way to spoil the humour, now you’ve given the background detail I’m sympathising with the girl!
What a Legend
creep ;/
@@IzabellaRequiem Thank you! That's my favorite Radiohead song!
And then men wonder why women avoid them
He lost the lawsuit, and she countersued. We gotta pour one out for our boy.
Court ordered sex LMAO
We will be the new Europeans. Inshallah? Lol
In my day, the fastest way out of the "Friendzone" was to just sleep with her friends.
Saying that you are in the friendzone presupposes that you were ever friends in the first place. Honestly, if a guy I don't want sleeps with my friends, it's more of a relief. Because if he tries to get with me again, now I can say, " Not only do I still not like you, but you've been with my friends. I can't be with my friends' sloppy seconds."
that's like realizing that you can't lift a car, so you moved on to lifting a building.
That only works in highschool lol.
What if they all friendzone you
Back in my day, the fastest way out of the friend zone was to stop being a pathetic little b****, realize that there are other women out there and that you can’t be all of their type so find the one who’s type you are.
i love how progression progresses so much we end up in full circle back to tradition
Update court ruled in his favor after reviewing text messages!!!
I think a guy in Japan was found guilty of fraud for dating around to get free stuff, this is the next step!
When women do it it's ok though
Absolute GOAT
Ryan Long should produce a movie based off this whole scenario
Seriously he should. That would be the most amazing thing ever.
if he can provide proof that he has been spending money 💰 on her. while being mislead that there in a relationship. an she was just using him for his money he might have a case
It's not just that. She could have used him for his skills... Got him to fix her car/plumbing/PC whatever the skills he has. Also she could have kept him away from other women, by badmouthing him behind his back, or by suddenly showing interest when there was another woman in the picture, and then suddenly going back to "we're just friends" after managing to destroy any chance of him having a relationship with the other woman. That is opportunity cost and emotional abuse that warrants damages beyond what he spent on her in hard cash.
I mean it's his own fault in a way, but women have sued men for lesser reasons and won, so I don't see why he shouldn't if this is the case.
Getting friend-zoned is humiliating. Becoming national news by litigating one's friend-zoning is extra humiliating. But losing said litigation? There are no words for the level of tragic cuckery.
I was just thinking maybe she cut him off completely out of her life & now he has not other way to see her so maybe he's getting off on this or something and not in the way of just causing her all the legal trouble.. bcus how tf else would you wanna go anywhere after this or do anything like idk.. work? 😬😅 except for if hes loving the humiliation. Although maybe his drone only has to go to work 😂
It's not tragic. He 100% did this to himself
This is actually hilarious... Imagine if he wins or just keeps it going
The hero none of you realize we need
OMG the Ghetto Box hanging from a drone outside her window🤣🤣🤣
If you have been involved in sustaining trauma in a freind-zoning experience, please contact the lawyers at...
Ahh . . . Equality!!
Honestly I'm just laughing.
This is too good.
I've been friend zoned many times I just accept it and walk away it's the best thing to do as you'll always be in their head as they wonder why you're not bothered
Exactly. Women like making things complicated, but they don’t know how to react when you keep it simple. Lol
Hey, I really appreciate you sharing this!
“Totally busted but then I might still hit it” 🤣😂🤣😂 LMFAOOO🤣🤣👍✌️🇬🇧
The thumbnail expression is amazing 😂
I'd like to become a judge, they get to have exclusive access to funny sitcom stories all the time 🤣
I'm going into law and the shit that happens makes me wonder if I should go into civil law instead of criminal.
He might let her settle out of court for a quicky 🤣🤣🤣
amazing segment
Kinda was hoping for a sketch just from seeing the thumbnail 😅
Simp and Pimp all in one move😂
Christ the cans on that thumbnail.
Hi came for the Tatas and stayed for the laughs! :-)
Best case scenario would be RikietaLaw covering this live.
I would spend paid time off to watch that.
I would love that.
*Rekieta Law, in case anybody wants to look him up. Very breaded to mispell his name.
@@SquareNoggin Yeah.
LOL bro its "Cant, stop, thinking about tomorrow" LMAO
Your honor I'm scarred for life spent 5 years simping and she never not once smashed. Starts crying in court. I can never be with another woman after this. Your honor I spent 100000 I'd like that money back and for my emotional scarring. Sniffling then pulls out meds from therapist she did this to me I'm a wreck lol. Please be with me omg
Never been friend zoned. Just need to be upfront from the start about what you expect. Women that just want a date will move on. Those that go have same expectations..
Sounds like the script to an Adam Sandler movie
Dude is a legend
Lmao. He found the most desperate ambulance chaser.
This man has no one but himself to blame. How would he expect to prove damages when he had the wherewithal to walk away at any and all points? Even if she was manipulative by shaming him for wanting to end their friendship, he had the ability.
Ryan you give off Dash from incredibles vibes in the thumbnail
I hope he wins so he said the president😂
class action law suit needed against some women on TikTok etc how many been friendzoned and wasted their time. Some these influencers got money may work.
He could have a case if he has proof that she was defrauding him and pretending to want him... but that requires evidence and other parties to verify.
No he doesnt. Never heard such a rulling and things like that happen all the time.
Someone finally stood up to the injustice
Any chick that wouldn't put out for a drone executive is obviously a monster.
“Show her my love during cross examination”
I click on this, hoping it was a skit. This. This is so much better.
This is a hilarious move 😂
50 shades of drones.
This is definitely Charlie Kelly suing the waitress. Drone racing executive sounds like something he'd come up with.
Denzel voice training day. My ninja
A real KING
Better Call Saul theme intensifies
MORE women need to be sued for the damages they inflict upon men
lol probably but this aint a good place to start
Its so over for men
Especially when they are like Amber Heard.. at least she lost in her lawsuit
😂
They say men should open up to "dismantle" their "toxic masculinity". Open up, guys, not to women, but with lawyers and in courts, you'll see how quickly they change their minds because women wouldn't look good if everything they do comes out.
When simping gets dark
Holy shit! I might be entitled to billions! 😂
That guy just really played himself XD
She's gonna throw a countersuit at him for being a simp.
"I took her to court because she wouldn't have sex with me."
"How long have you known each other?"
"3 hours"
This is going to be a plot in a hallmark movie soon.
Or lifetime if it ends badly
Lol maybe evil genius
God, I wish I could argue the drone thing.
I love you guys 😂😂
Class D super villain arch🙃
I could maybe see a case if she was stringing him on for years, financially supporting her while she feigned interest the whole time. But that’s still not a great case.
In five years, there will be a movie about this case, staring Millie Bob Brown.
Whitewashing alert!
Cck teasing should be a felony.
The majority of males won't ever be coveted by women, a sad truth. 100 percent of women want 10 percent of men. Adopting such legislation would completely cut off female interaction for 90% of men, for better or for worse.
Huge W. He might lose, but we will find one loophole eventually and then the tides will turn!
Is that the only way you can get dates?
@@ladyv5655 Shaming/insulting tactics. So boring....
@@smexyapman I mean, you want to take the option of saying "No" away from women, don't cry about "shaming" tactics
Wow, so you’re that sad and pathetic. You’ll be lonely for the rest of o your life with crap personality like that.
only way he can win money if he has recipes of buying her stuff under being mislead by her.
Google results will serve him poorly LMAO
Boys boys boys
Guilty, not putting out!! She's not putting out!!!! Ideocrisy
GOAT
she probably stole money 💰 from him misleading him.
Not all heros wear capes
One for the Boyz.
Shouldn't that second "her" in the video title be "him"?
Drone racing executive AKA I don't have a job, live in my parents basement, and fly drones competitively, but I suck at it.
This case is, without a doubt, going to be dismissed from the docket.
I support him, get the bag boys 🙏🏻
You're joking right?
Lol
To be fair, she was probably rinsing him of money and when he finally decided to shoot his shot, she friendzoned him.
Was happy to accept the money and gifts tho.
Then don’t be dumping money on women. Not like she stole from him, he just let himself get got.
Some background info, the lady was alleged to have defamed him by talking about his persistence over a live microphone at a Rotary Club meeting.
Also, the guy who filed the lawsuit, reports are being made against his company for cancelling a paid New Year's Day party/event without informing those who bought tickets.
I say to the second part, so stick to the topic you simp
Only one thing you said is kinda relevant, but he will lose period and is totally in the wrong
I'm sure there is more to the story where the guy was led to believe that they had a relationship that he was investing in for long term future.
Huge break - he succeeded in getting the trial set in Incel County, Idaho.
Hilarious!
It ain't real love if there isn't a restraining order in place